Vampire Clay (2017) Review

"Vampire Clay" Theatrical Poster

“Vampire Clay” Theatrical Poster

Director: Soichi Umezawa
Producer: Yoshihiro Nishimura
Cast: Ena Fujita, Asuka Kurosawa, Yuyu Makihara, Ryo Shinoda, Momoka Sugimoto
Running Time: 80 min.

By Kyle Warner

Horror fans like to convince themselves that they’ve seen it all. ‘That new horror film everyone loves is actually a more mainstream take on a similar horror movie made 20 years ago that nobody paid attention to at the time, don’tchaknow?’ But then something like Vampire Clay comes along and the jaded horror fan realizes that no, there are still tons of brand new terrors to discover. In the first act of Vampire Clay, a clay tongue slithers across the floor and eats a hamster. And it only gets stranger from there.

Vampire Clay is written and directed by master makeup artist Soichi Umezawa. As a makeup artist, Umezawa worked on a wide range of films, from Dr. Akagi to Alien vs. Ninja. He’d previously directed a segment for the horror anthology ABCs of Death 2, but Vampire Clay is his feature film directorial effort. Much of Vampire Clay feels like a showcase for Umezawa’s practical effects, with a healthy helping of body horror and monster effects on display.

90% of the film takes place within the walls of a cramped art prep school in the country. The prep school used to be the home of a failed sculptor in the area and has since fallen into disrepair. The tutor fixes the place up, including digging through the garden outside, which is where she finds some art supplies which were (mysteriously) buried there. When the students arrive—each of them are desperately hoping to hone their skills at the prep school before applying to a prestigious art school in Tokyo—they are tasked with a sculpture subject of the day. One student finds the dry clay that was dug up in the yard, adds water to it to make it pliable and hold a form, and notes that there is something peculiar about this clay.

That night, the clay sculpture moves. It reaches out for a razor, which it then hides within its form for an unsuspecting student to cut themselves on. And when the cut is made, the blood seeps into the clay unnaturally fast. Liquid is needed to make the clay pliable but it seems blood is what makes it hungry. One night, when a student stays late to work on her project alone, the clay attacks and bites into her with its mushy clay teeth. A strange fight unfolds, by turns disgusting and humorous, as the clay makes food out of the student.

If this all sounds absurd, that’s because it is. Despite the fairly grotesque visuals and a screenplay with no humorous dialogue, I am convinced that director Umezawa intended the movie as part comedy. The monster is a nasty piece of work that infects its victims and makes their flesh moldable and clay-like. The creature’s true form is a bit like the Eraserhead baby. Most of the movie is the student’s slow realization that there is a monster in their midst as the clay turns them one by one.

The movie plays like someone got high in art class while watching The Thing and I absolutely mean that as a compliment. There are moments where I loudly exclaimed stunned profanities while watching the movie because holy shit it’s insane. I don’t wish to ruin the best creature moments—because they are the real reason to see the movie—but I would suggest that fans of monster movies and body horror will find a few memorable moments to enjoy here.

I do think Umezawa has a ways to go as a storyteller, however. The film is poorly plotted and, despite the madness on screen, somehow not as exciting as you’d think. The characters are fairly bland and the film makes strange choices about who to kill off when. For example, one character with actual backstory exits the film before the final act, but someone else who was mostly a background player sticks around until the end. Normally I’d give points for an unexpected kill in a horror movie, but not if it comes at the expense of losing one of the few characters we can latch onto. The film’s score is also lacking and doesn’t back up the crazy visuals with the oomph they deserve.

There comes a point halfway through the film when we get some origin story about the clay monster. Sadly, it’s not as crazy as the creature probably deserves. The failed sculpture who used to own the building literally put his own blood into his final work and a need for vengeance brought it to life. The film also shows some indecision in its final moments. Vampire Clay has four endings, by my count; something operatic, something obvious, something gross, and something epic. The film did not earn its more tragic first ending, so I’m glad they expanded from there. And the ‘epic’ finale that plays before the credits is a pretty spectacular ‘WTF wow’ moment, so Umezawa at least knew to end on the right note. But this strange extended epilogue makes Vampire Clay feel like it doesn’t know when to take a bow and get off stage.

Vampire Clay has a pretty great new monster but it is not a great movie. Just the same, I’d happily recommend it to curious viewers, especially those who are horror fans looking for something different. It’s not a scary horror film, but it should have the audience squirming and laughing in disbelief. One thinks that the movie is probably best enjoyed with friends and maybe a drink or two. Or maybe some cannabis? Hey, it’s being released on iTunes on 4/20 in the US, so you can’t tell me I’m the only one who thought of that.

I’m curious to see what director Umezawa does next. Vampire Clay features moments that are so startlingly bizarre that one hopes the director continues to refine his craft, because we need more weirdo originality in cinema.

Kyle Warner’s Rating: 6.5/10

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Kung Fu Traveler 2 | DVD (Cinedigm)

Kung Fu Traveler 2 | DVD (Cinedigm)

Kung Fu Traveler 2 | DVD (Cinedigm)

RELEASE DATE: July 10, 2018

On July 10th, 2018, Cinedigm Entertainment will be releasing the DVD to Zhang Xianfeng’s sci-fi actioner Kung Fu Traveler 2, the sequel Kung Fu Traveler, which was also recently released by Cinedigm. The film stars Tiger Chen (Monk Comes Down the Mountain) and Wang Zhi (Drug War).

Southern Style kung fu was unsuccessful in defeating the invading enemy aliens. General Chen has no choice but to be go back in time again to the late Qing Dynasty to find the master of Northern Style kung fu and transfer his training back to the future. Unfortunately, the time travel causes Chen to lose his memory and he ends up working for the emperor Yuan Shikai and lost in time. Meanwhile in the future, the aliens army and strength grows by the day…

In addition to Kung Fu Traveler and Kung Fu Traveler 2, Tiger Chen, who made his starring debut in Keanu Reeves’ Man of Tai Chialso stars in the upcoming Triple Threat, an Expendables-type actioner also starring Tony Jaa (Skin Trade) and Iko Uwais (The Raid 2).

Pre-order Kung Fu Traveler 2 from Amazon.com today! 

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Eight Hours of Terror (1957) Review

"Eight Hours of Terror" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Eight Hours of Terror” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: Seijun Suzuki
Cast: Nobuo Kaneko, Harue Tone, Sumiko Minami, Kenjiro Uemura, Minako Katsuki, Kan Yanagiya, Hiroshi Kondo, Hideaki Nitani, Masao Oda, Taizo Fukami, Ryutaro Nagai, Fumiko Fukuda, Keiko Shima, Eiko Misuzu
Running Time: 78 min.

By Kelly Warner

Now this is more like it. I enjoyed watching Seijun Rising, the first Arrow Video box set showcasing five of Seijun Suzuki’s earlier films. As a big fan of the director, I loved getting the chance to see these obscure movies. However, they were youth movies and, with only a couple exceptions, did not represent Suzuki’s bold style or inspired chaos on film. Well, now we come to a second helping of early Suzuki films, this time focused on crime and action movies. And if the oldest film in the collection is any indication, I’m going to enjoy this collection considerably more. Released more than 60 years ago, Eight Hours of Terror is a fun spirited, tightly wound thriller with absolutely no fat in its lean 78 minute running time.

A storm causes a landslide, cancelling the scheduled train that would take civilians from the country on an overnight trip to Tokyo. A collection increasingly testy customers hang out in the train station, desperately looking for any way to make it into Tokyo before morning. It’s a roundup of archetypes; the detective and his handcuffed fugitive, the business president and his holier-than-thou wife, the students who think communism is the way forward, the wannabe actress, the sex worker, and the annoying salesman. A solution presents itself when a rickety old bus shows up to take the travelers to Tokyo. Right before they take off, though, the police let them know to be on the lookout for a couple of bank robbers who may be hiding in the mountains.

We get to learn a little bit about each passenger as the bus careens over the high mountain roads (the film screen of the road speeding past the windows makes the driver look like a maniac). Almost everybody is freaking out, jumping at shadows, apparently thinking the bank robbers could just show up at the window and let themselves in. The threat becomes more immediate when someone reads in the newspaper about the military doctor who returned home and murdered his wife and her new lover. The man in the story’s photo is the same man cuffed to the detective’s wrist in the front row of the bus.

The killer doctor is just one of the many scandalous figures on the bus. However, the film has a way of making us feel a little more for the pitiful passengers than it does the more upstanding higher class characters, which I think goes some way to tell us Suzuki’s feelings on things. The wannabe actress is smirked at, the sex worker is shunned, the driver is constantly shouted at, the prisoner scares people, and the students are considered fools… but these are our heroes. The higher class folks are assholes, always looking down their noses at people, rarely ever showing any sympathy. On the long journey, a depressed new mother takes a leap from a bridge, and at least half the passengers are annoyed that any rescue attempt could further delay the trip. Eight Hours of Terror is as much a satire looking at classism in Japan as it is a thriller. It packs a group of Japanese into a tight space and puts them at each other’s throats. And then, when we’ve just about forgotten about them, the bank robbers show up and force their way onto the bus. Now the passengers, who’ve found one reason or another to turn on each other up until this point, must work together to survive the hijacking.

Eight Hours of Terror is like Wages of Fear meets Mr. Thank You. Or, perhaps more accurately, it is like Suzuki’s bus-based take on Stagecoach, the John Ford/John Wayne classic. The tone of the movie is all over the place, from cartoonishly comical to shockingly violent (somebody gets thrown into a bear trap and a gun is repeatedly aimed at a baby’s head). And it works? It works really well. The bank robbers are less interesting to me than the bitter social satire at works within the bus but the crooks are ultimately there to further splinter the group, so it adds something nice to the mix.

It’s a shame, however, that the bank robbers are the two least convincing performances in the bunch. Hiroshi Kondo (Wolf Guy) is so over the top that it’s grating. And the older of the two crooks played by Kenjiro Uemura (I Am Waiting) is so calm that he becomes uninteresting. It appears to be a purposeful contrast between the two villains, one hot one cold, but I think the actors took it too far to the extremes.

Most interesting among the cast is Nobuo Kaneko (Battles Without Honor and Humanity) as the military doctor turned murderer turned prisoner turned hero. It’s an early example of the man in cuffs who might be our best hope when things go south. At first I first thought Kaneko was playing the squirmy business executive in the film (actually that’s Taizo Fukami, I think), because that’s a part more in tune with what the actor would frequently play in later years. But here, in his mid-30s, Kaneko plays the leading man and it’s a nice change. He’s very good in the part, even if frequent revisits to such a character in cinema over the years have made the prisoner-turned-hero role something of a cliché. Other notable standouts in the cast include the young Hideaki Nitani (Tokyo Drifter) as the communist student in one of the actor’s earliest roles, Zenji Yamada (Danger Pays) as the bus driver, and the brave, confident prostitute who I believe is played by Sumiko Minami but I may have incorrectly identified the actress.

Seijun Suzuki does a great job of keeping the good times rolling, especially considering much of the film is stuck inside of a bus. He does cheat, however, in the filming of the bus interiors, by plainly moving the camera through a space where there should be a wall, repeatedly drawing attention to the set. Honestly, though, I don’t really care. The movie is fun and brisk, fitting a whole lot of character into its short runtime. And just when you feel like maybe the director is going to allow us to get off the bus, he throws more threats at the characters and keeps the story going just a little while longer. It’s a thriller that has something to say but never takes itself too seriously and I had a hell of a good time watching it.

Kelly Warner’s Rating: 8/10

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Scott Adkins goes to space in the New Trailer for ‘Incoming’

"Incoming" Theatrical Poster

“Incoming” Theatrical Poster

With a handful of projects currently under his belt, martial arts sensation Scott Adkins (Accident Man, Eliminators) is without doubt, one of the most active action stars in the business. And now, a new project, titled Incoming (read our review), is just around the corner.

This one puts the Savage Dog star in somewhat of a Die Hard-in-space scenario. According to DeadlineIncoming revolves around an International Space Station that now serves as a prison. When the imprisoned terrorists take over the Station and turn it into a missile aimed at Moscow, only a shuttle pilot and a rookie doctor can stop them. Adkins plays a rogue CIA agent who has his own plans for the station and the terrorists within.

Incoming is being helmed by first-time director Eric Zaragoza. The film is written by Jorge Saralegui (Showtime) and based on a story by producer Rick Benattar (producer of Shoot ‘Em Up).

“We’re thrilled to be working with Scott on this exciting new project. It’s a science fiction film but rooted in the realities of our world today. It explores familiar themes and looks at what could be our world in the not-too-distant future,” said producer Benattar (via KWPR).

Be sure to read about Adkins’ other looming projects, such as Ip Man 4Twilight ZodiacAltar Rock, Triple ThreatMalevolenceSinners and Saints: Vengeance and Pay Up.

Incoming is currently in post-production with a release date by XLrator Media set sometime in 2018. For now, check out the film’s New Trailer below:

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China Salesman | Blu-ray & DVD (Cleopatra)

"China Salesman" DVD Cover

“China Salesman” DVD Cover

RELEASE DATE: June 26, 2018

Cleopatra Entertainment, a semi-new film division of long time L.A.-based indie label Cleopatra Records, will give Tan Bing’s China Salesman a limited theatrical release on April 20th and on VOD platforms on May 1st, followed by a Blu-ray & DVD release on June 26th, 2018.

The company previously distributed the all-star actioner Diamond Cartel and Veronica Ngo’s Tam Cam: The Untold Story.

China Salesman is set in Africa where a Chinese engineer/salesman comes face-to-face with a corrupt competitor over the contract for the first African mobile telecom technology (via Variety). The film stars Ethan Li (Brotherhood of Blades) and Li Ai (Unexpectedness).

China Salesman is getting heavy notoriety because it co-stars former heavyweight champ, Mike Tyson (Ip Man 3) and Aikido sensation Steven Seagal (Exit Wounds) – two Hollywood figures that are heavily featured in the film’s posters and trailers.

Pre-order China Salesman from Amazon.com today! 

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Deal on Fire! Dragon Blade | Blu-ray | Only $7.88 – Expires soon!

Dragon Blade | Blu-ray & DVD (Lionsgate)

Dragon Blade | Blu-ray & DVD (Lionsgate)

Today’s Deal on Fire is the Blu-ray for Daniel Lee’s Dragon Blade (read our review), an action/adventure period flick starring Jackie Chan (Police Story 2013), Adrien Brody (The Pianist) and John Cusack (Love & Mercy).

When corrupt Roman leader Tiberius arrives with a giant army to claim the Silk Road, Huo An teams up his army with an elite Legion of defected Roman soldiers led by General Lucius to protect his country and his new friends.

Dragon Blade also stars Choi Siwon (Helios), Lin Peng (Viral Factor) and Wang Tai Li (East Meets West).

Order Dragon Blade from Amazon.com today!

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‘Confidential Assignment’ shoots up on Google Play and iTunes

"Confidential Assignment" Theatrical Poster

“Confidential Assignment” Theatrical Poster

CJ Entertainment is releasing Confidential Assignment (read our review), a South Korean detective film, on Google Play and iTunes today.  It was released in the U.S. in January 2017 and recorded the third highest numbers at the Korean Box Office last year.

In Confidential Assignment, a North Korean investigator, Lim Cheol-ryeong, teams up with a South Korean detective, Gang Jin-tae, to find the man that stole North Korea’s ‘superdollar,’ a notorious, counterfeit American dollar printed by North Korea. The plates used to make the ‘superdollar’ are stolen by North Korean official, Cha Gi-seong, who fled to South Korea. In desperate need of help, North Korean officials contact the South Korean government and – without disclosing why they are looking for him – ask for help in locating Cha. South Korean officials agree to help, but they have their own agenda. Everyone wants to get their hands on Cha and maybe even those ‘superdollars’.

Confidential Assignment is directed by Kim Sung-hoon (A Wonderful Moment) and stars Hyun Bin (The Swindlers), Yoo Hai-jin (Veteran), the late Kim Joo-hyuck (Like for Likes), and Lim Yoon-a (The K2).

Don’t miss the film’s Trailer below:

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Have a bloody 420 day with Soichi Umezawa’s ‘Vampire Clay’

"Vampire Clay" Theatrical Poster

“Vampire Clay” Theatrical Poster

On April 20th, Monument Releasing will be unleashing the Japanese horror film Vampire Clay (read our review) in theaters and VOD (iTunes pre-order). Theatrical showings will be available in the following cities: Brooklyn (Nitehawk), Los Angeles (Arena Cinelounge), San Francisco (The Roxie), Baltimore (Parkway Theater), TBD.

Vampire Clay is directed by Soichi Umezawa, who is perhaps best known for his segment “Y is for Youth” in ABCs of Death 2, as well as his effects work in Alien vs. Ninja.

After studying in Tokyo, Kaori returns to Aina Academy to finish her prep classes for art school. Quickly outshining her jealous classmates, she soon becomes the star of the class when she discovers a bag of old, mysterious clay and uses it for sculpting assignments. Things begin to get strange, however, when students’ projects are destroyed and one of Kaori’s classroom rivals disappears. As the students uncover that the clay is possessed by a starving artist who died tragically in the building years ago, the school finds itself attacked by a gang of murderous, bloodthirsty clay “vampires.” The monsters begin to impersonate – and subsequently devour – the students, thus answering the age-old question: can art be so bad that it kills?

Vampire Clay stars Kyoka Takeda, Momoka Sugimoto, Ena Fujita and Yuyu Makihara. Don’t miss the film’s Trailer below:

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Ninja Busters | Blu-ray (Garagehouse Pictures)

Ninja Busters | Blu-ray (Garagehouse Pictures)

Ninja Busters | Blu-ray (Garagehouse Pictures)

RELEASE DATE: April 30, 2018

On April 30, 2018, Garagehouse Pictures will be releasing the Blu-ray for Ninja Busters, a 1984 martial arts-comedy directed by Paul Kyriazi (Death Machines) and starring Eric Lee (The Shinobi Ninja) and Sid Campbell (The Master Demon).

Filmed in 1984 but never released, Ninja Busters was a lost movie, never screened for audiences and doomed to obscurity—until now! Thirty years later, the sole 35mm film print of Ninja Busters has been unearthed, allowing this completely insane kung fu comedy to finally be unleashed!

Bernie and Chic (martial artists Eric Lee and Sid Campbell, who also wrote the film) are two loveable goofballs just looking for easy work, sexy ladies, and a good slice of pizza. But a beating from a gang of thugs convinces the buddies to train in the martial arts in the hopes of meeting girls… and maybe learning self-defense. After stumbling across the operations of some illegal weapons dealers and their army of paid ninja assassins, Chic and Bernie must team up with their kung fu comrades to contend with sleazy gangsters, ruthless ninjas, underwear-throwing bikers, militant revolutionaries, and bitchin’ breakdancers. Will our heroes be able to defeat the mob and bust the ninjas? And more importantly, will they ever score with the chicks?

Presented for the first time from a 4K digital restoration, Ninja Busters is action packed, absolutely ridiculous, and guaranteed to become a cult film favorite.

Ninja Busters also stars Gerald Okamura (Samurai Cop 2), Nancy Lee (Weapons of Death), Harry Mok (Tiger Claws II) and Carlos Navarro (Weapons of Death).

Feature Specifications and Extras:

  • Transferred and Digitally Mastered in 4K from the only existing Fine Grain Answer Print
  • Sound Digitally Remastered from the Original Optical Soundtrack
  • Fully Restored and Presented in the Original Panavision 2.39:1 Aspect Ratio
  • 25GB Single Layer Blu-ray
  • All Regions
  • Audio Commentary with Director Paul Kyriazi
  • Introduction by the director
  • The Tournament, Paul Kyriazi’s First Feature
  • Fan Testimonials
  • Liner notes by Dan Fraga of Exhumed Films
  • Poster Reproduction Card
  • All new artwork by Stephen Romano

Pre-order Ninja Busters from Amazon.com today! 

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Deal on Fire! Marked for Death | Blu-ray | Only $6.99 – Expires soon!

"Marked for Death" Blu-ray Cover

“Marked for Death” Blu-ray Cover

Today’s Deal on Fire is the Blu-ray for Steven Seagal’s 1990 action flick, Marked for Death.

Hatcher (Seagal) returns to his hometown and quickly discovers that drugs have infiltrated his old neighborhood. Determined to drive the dealers out, Hatcher crosses paths with a ferocious Jamaican druglord who vows that hatcher and his family are now marked for death.

Directed by Dwight H. Little (Rapid Fire), Marked for Death was made during Seagal’s glory days. Back then, the idea of a “straight-to-video Seagal flick” was unthinkable. How the mighty have fallen…

Order Marked for Death from Amazon.com today!

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As the Gods Will (2014) Review

As the Gods Will | Blu-ray & DVD (Funimation)

As the Gods Will | Blu-ray & DVD (Funimation)

Director: Takashi Miike
Cast: Ryunosuke Kamiki, Mio Yuki, Sota Fukushi, Hirona Yamazaki, Shota Sometani, Nao Omori, Lily Franky, Atsuko Maeda, Tsutomu Yamazaki, Ryuhei Ueshima , Jimon Terakado, Katsuhiro Higo, Yuuka Suzuki
Running Time: 118 min.

By Paul Bramhall

Takashi Miike is undoubtedly one of the most recognizable names in Japanese cinema, having garnered a dedicated cult following ever since he gained international recognition/notoriety with the 1999 horror Audition. As a director he’s come a long way since the crazy DTV days that defined his early career, with much of his fan base citing the 2010 remake of the chanbara classic, 13 Assassins, as the point that Miike became mainstream. It’s a fair point of view, as indeed the post-2010 Miike output has been populated with kid’s movies, video-game adaptations, and the daunting task of converting manga for the big screen.

However during the period of 2012 – 2014, Miike seemed to revert back to his love of horror, and the bloody mess that often comes with it. Lesson of the Evil turned its attention to a high school teacher, who decides the best way to deal with his unruly students is to blow their heads off, quite often literally (understandably, the movie has never been released in the US), while Over Your Dead Body explored the blurred lines between fantasy and reality. As the Gods Will was the last to be released of the three, and was based on a manga which ran from 2011 – 2012.

I confess to having no familiarity with the source material, so this review won’t be offering up any comparisons to how faithful (or not) it stays to it. If anything, Miike’s manga adaptations have often been criticised for staying too close to their comic book origins, as opposed to the usual complaints of how many liberties they take, with his latest Blade of the Immortal being a good example. The plot of As the Gods Will revolves around a high school student, played by Sota Fukushi (the lead in the live-action Bleach), who prays to God for some excitement to liven up his dull life. With no explanation, his wish is granted when he’s abruptly forced to play in a number of life and death games with his classmates, presided over by various dolls and over-sized figurines that have come to life.

If the above plot description sounds somewhat baffling, then watching it onscreen is no less so. As the Gods Will is one of those tales that would, if it hadn’t been made into a movie already, be called un-filmable. Indeed if anyone other than Miike was behind it, I’d be one of those voices. Dispensing with any kind of lead in or build-up of tension, Miike throws us straight into it, with a classroom overseen by an angry, blood-shot eyed Daruma doll, who makes the heads explode of any student that moves. It’s a dizzying opening, one splattered in blood and, bizarrely, red marbles, but also one that sets the tone for the next 115 minutes. In As the Gods Will we join when the roller-coaster is already at the top of the peak, so you either take a deep breath and enjoy the ride, or close your eyes and wait for it to be over.

Fukushi’s mind is as scrambled as the audiences, as he’s barrelled from one game to another with a rapidly dwindling number of classmates, including his crush (played by Hirona Yamazaki), and a murderous psycho (Rurouni Kenshin’s Ryunosuke Kamiki, clearly channelling Masanobu Ando’s unhinged killer from Battle Royale). In many ways the structure of As the Gods Will would be recreated just a year later with Sono Sion’s Tag. Both involve high school students being killed off by a murderous force, one which remains ambiguous throughout, leaving the audience wondering what’s going on as much as the characters themselves. As the Gods Will is ultimately the more satisfying of the two though, despite it being over half an hour longer, and displaying an equal lack of characterisation of its key players.

This is mainly due to Miike’s handling of the material. One of the most common criticisms against his movies, dating as far back as Agitator, is that they can be overlong. With a runtime just short of 2 hours, As the Gods Will feels like it should be a likely candidate for such comments, however the time passes remarkably quickly. Yes the concept is somewhat of a one-trick pony, but Miike uses each game to reinvent what can be done with the concept, almost making each one like its own standalone segment. While this could have easily led to proceedings feeling disjointed and unevenly paced, here he makes it work in the movies favour.

From taunting Daruma dolls, to over-sized maneki-neko’s, to snowboarding polar bears – they’re all here. What’s particularly interesting is the use of CGI. While I’m almost 100% sure all of the effects are done with CG, Miike uses it to emulate more traditional practical effects work. From animation, to stop motion, the concept of using modern technology to replicate the very techniques it was intended to replace is somewhat of a stroke of genius. As a result, the effects of the various God-like incarnations remain entertaining throughout, as it becomes a thrill to look forward to whatever we’re going to be confronted with next rather than a chore.

In many ways As the Gods Will is a good example of when Miike’s tendency to stay true to the source material was the right one. You can imagine the producers sitting in a room discussing how to convert a sequence into cinematic language, which involves a gigantic maneki-neko eating a bunch of students dressed as mice via its spring loaded head, all the while complaining that it needs its back scratched. Then Miike strolling in and declaring that he plans to film it exactly as it appears in the manga. He applied much the same principle to 2009’s Yatterman, and seems to be of the firm belief that half the fun of adapting a manga into a movie is converting the page to the screen as closely as possible. If it was Miike in the director’s chair for an X-Men movie, I have no doubt we’d be watching Hugh Jackman run around in yellow spandex and crescent shaped shoulder pads.

With that being said, As the Gods Will also falls victim to Miike’s erratic tendency to jump between genres with what he chooses to direct. If a Miike movie needs a sequel, the question of when we’ll get it is always an open one. While Crows Zero received a follow-up just a couple of years later, in the case of Zebraman it was a whole 6 years before a sequel arrived. Both Lesson of the Evil and As the Gods Will throw in cliff-hanger endings, however with a schedule that strongly indicates more instalments of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure (and maybe more Terra Formers and Mole Song tales?), then quite when we can expect more God induced madness is open to debate.

It’s unfortunate, as the story drops a number of hints at the bigger picture that’s unfolding outside of the games. Large white cubes have appeared in the sky around the world causing mass panic, and there’s a grown man locked up in his bedroom manically researching the Children of God, who seems to have some answers. The man is, interestingly, played by Nao Ohmori, of R100 and Miike’s own Ichi the Killer fame, indicating that he has a significant role to play later on. Then you have who appears to be God himself, played as an anonymous wanderer of Tokyo’s streets by Lily Franky (also in Miike’s Yakuza Apocalypse). While their screentime clocks in at less than 5 minutes between them, their presence is clearly an important one, and personally I hope we’ll see more of them to explain how they fit into the puzzle.

While As the Gods Will doesn’t plunge too deep into the graphically violent depths of some of Miike’s earlier works, there’s no mistake that it’s the work of Japan’s busiest director. With enough head-shaking moments, laugh out loud bursts of black humor, and the playful tone of an auteur working with a budget he likely spent most of his career dreaming of, As the Gods Will won’t answer every Miike fans prayers, but it should leave them thoroughly entertained.

Paul Bramhall’s Rating: 7.5/10

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New Trailer for Ron Howard’s ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’

"Solo: A Star Wars Story" Japanese Teaser Poster

“Solo: A Star Wars Story” Japanese Teaser Poster

Disney’s Han Solo spin-off, Solo: A Star Wars Story (obviously, no relation to this film), will focus on Solo’s days before he linked up with the rebel alliance, as well as his early adventures with Chewbacca and Lando Calrissian.

Solo: A Star Wars Story was co-directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller (duo behind The Lego Movie), but 6 months into production, Kathleen Kennedy, president of Lucasfilm, fired the directing duo over “creative differences.” In turn, Kennedy nabbed high profile director Ron Howard (Apollo 13) to complete the film.

Solo: A Star Wars Story (not to be confused with this film) is written by Lawrence Kasdan (Star Wars: Episode V-VII) and Jon Kasdan (In the Land of Women).

Alden Ehrenreich (Hail, Caesar!) is playing the young, sarcastic, reckless smuggler made famous by Harrison Ford. Donald Glover (The Martian) is portraying a young Lando Calrissian, previously played by Billy Dee Williams in The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. Additional cast members include Emilia Clarke (Game of Thrones), Woody Harrelson (Natural Born Killers), Thandie Newton (Mission: Impossible 2), Phoebe Waller-Bridge (Man Up) and Joonas Suotamo.

Despite its turbulence, Solo: A Star Wars Story still has a scheduled release for May 25th, 2018. Watch the film’s Newest Trailer below:

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Mimic, The (2017) Review

"The Mimic" Korean Theatrical Poster

“The Mimic” Korean Theatrical Poster

Director: Huh Jung
Producer: Kim Eui-Sung
Cast: Yum Jung-Ah, Park Hyuk-Kwon, Shin Rin-Ah, Heo Jin, Lee Joon-Hyuk, Kil Hae-Yeon, Lee Yool, Noh Susanna, Lim Jong-Yun, Jung Ji-Hoon, Hwang Jae-Won
Running Time: 100 min.

By Paul Bramhall

Director and screenwriter Huh Jung made a strong impression with his 2013 debut Hide and Seek (which received a Chinese remake of the same name), a claustrophobic horror that posed the question – what if someone else was living in your property other than you? Despite its best intentions though, it was Jung’s own script that tripped him up, derailing the whole movie with a mid-way twist that rendered much of the promise on show obsolete. Regardless of its weaknesses though, Hide and Seek marked Jung as a director to keep an eye on, and in 2017 he returns to the screen with his sophomore feature The Mimic.

Jung is once again directing from his own script, for a tale which in many ways is a throwback to the more traditional horror tales that populated Korea’s horror movie scene in the 60’s and 70’s. The literal translation of the title is Jang Mountain Tiger, and much like Kim Ji-woon did with A Tale of Two Sisters, Huh’s latest provides a contemporary take on a Korean folk tale, this time one about a cave dwelling tiger spirit that’s able to mimic the voices of the dead. It’s not the first time for a cave dwelling spirit to be explored in recent Korean horror, with 2015’s abysmal The Chosen: Forbidden Cave utilising a similar premise, only replacing a tiger with a snake.

However like so many horror and supernatural outings of late, the most obvious influence in parts of The Mimic is Na Hong-jin’s The Wailing. Much like OldBoy saw the hammer become an omnipresent prop in so many Korean thrillers throughout the 00’s, so The Wailing is responsible for the almost guaranteed appearance of a shaman ritual in any horror flick for the foreseeable future. In the case of The Mimic though the trope is used effectively, and considering it’s a part of the original folk tale on which the story is based, is also entirely forgivable. The biggest concern going into Jung’s latest then wasn’t how much it would look to replicate The Wailing, but rather if he’d learnt the lessons from his debut feature.

The plot of The Mimic sees a husband and wife relocate from the city to the countryside, with their young daughter and husband’s mother, who suffers from dementia, in tow. We learn that some years ago their youngest son went missing, and although it’s never openly stated, it soon becomes clear that the mother has been clinging on to the hope of him still being found. The process of settling into their new surroundings is abruptly disturbed by the discovery of a body, dumped behind a bricked up entrance to a cave in the woods, and the simultaneous appearance of a mysteriously quiet little girl. When the little girl arrives on the families doorstep, the mother decides to take her in for the night until they can visit the authorities in the morning, however when she begins mimicking the voice of their own daughter, it soon triggers a series of spooky events.

While the plot is certainly nothing new, with the grieving mother escaping to a small town to start afresh being done plenty of times before (perhaps most stunningly in Lee Chang-dong’s Secret Sunshine), here the supernatural element works in its favour to set The Mimic apart. It also helps that, much like Hide and Seek, Jung has once again enlisted a top drawer cast to anchor his tale. In the lead as the mother is Yum Jung-ah, a familiar face during the Korea horror genres heyday in the early 00’s, with roles in Tell Me Something, H, A Tale of Two Sisters, and Park Chan-wook’s Monster, the Korean segment in the 2004 Asian horror-omnibus Three.

Playing her husband is Park Hyuk-kwon, recently seen in supporting roles in the likes of A Taxi Driver and Tunnel, and the daughters shoes are filled by Shin Rin-ah, who played the younger version of Seolhyun’s character in Memoir of a Murderer. Perhaps most ironic, is the inclusion of Her Jin as the mother, in a role not entirely dissimilar to the one she played in The Wailing. Despite the family unit being made up of four, the narrative gradually comes to focus on the relationship between Jung-ah and the mysterious little girl, played by relative newcomer Bang Yoo-seol. Much of The Mimic’s mid-section rests on Yoo-seol’s shoulders, as her presence (and increasingly extended stay in the family household) is used to crank up the tension, rather than the use of cheap jump scares or creeping shadows.

This proves to be both effective and problematic. Once Yoo-seol does start talking, she insists her name is the same as their own daughter, and also replicates her voice. For the audience it delivers the expected shivers, however Jung-ah seems to accept the fact as coincidence that this mysterious child shares the same name as her own daughter, and brushes off Hyuk-kwon’s claims that she sounds the same by saying “all children sound the same that age.” Despite sharing the same household, so much time is dedicated to Jung-ah and Yoo-seol’s relationship that the rest of the family begin to feel like peripheral characters, with Rin-ah in particular receiving short thrift.

Thankfully, we don’t stay in spooky-child-in-the-house territory for the duration, and while the use of (as expected with the nature of the story) audio rather than visuals to create a sense of terror, this is after all the tale of a white haired tiger spirit that dwells in a mountain cave. To his credit, Jung shows he’s not afraid to embrace the more visceral elements of the tale, with a finale that takes place in said cave against a shaman possessed by the tiger spirit, played with an enthusiastic vigour by Lee Joon-hyuk (RV: Resurrected Victims). The darkness of the cave plays its part to keep the audience on the edge of its seat, and there’s some neat visual tricks played with the use of mirrors. It’s hard to imagine a scenario done more in the horror genre than the helpless female being stalked by a murderous force of evil, but Jung still gets some mileage out of it.

Not everything is perfect with The Mimic though, and it’s largely to do with Jung’s treatment of the supporting characters. There are several instances when characters appear as a thinly guised plot device, to other instances when there seems to be no apparent purpose for them to be in the narrative whatsoever. An example of the former is that of an elderly neighbour, who spends any scene she appears in staring at the family from a distance, until she finally makes contact with Jung-ah, and gives her/the audience an exposition dump as to who the girl is and her connection to the cave. She then disappears from the narrative, having dispensed the required information. Another is that of a newly arrived in town police offer, who seems to be investigating the little girl and the cave, but by the ending has been completely forgotten about.

Similar to the issues found in Hide and Seek, Jung’s script also falters during the final moments, in what seems to be a case of knowing where it wants to be, but not quite having the dialogue to sell the decisions the characters make in a believable manner. One of the biggest hopes I’d held for The Mimic was that such instances would be remedied, given the 4 years that have passed since his debut, however it appears that the messy ending could be an inherent problem for Jung if what we see here is anything to go by.

With that being said, The Mimic is a much more consistent ride than Hide and Seek. Staying true to its folk tale origins throughout, it effectively builds a sense of foreboding, and throws in at least one jump out of your seat moment. For horror fans, it’ll no doubt be a mildly entertaining diversion, and for fans of Yum Jung-ah, it’s great to see her headlining a horror movie after 15 years spent dabbling in other genres. The Korean horror genre has been going through a drought for a long time, and while Jung’s latest isn’t going to be the movie to revive it, the best I can say is that it certainly doesn’t contribute to it.

Paul Bramhall’s Rating: 6/10

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Deal on Fire! Rigor Mortis | Blu-ray | Only $9.49 – Expires soon!

Rigor Mortis | Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

Rigor Mortis | Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

Today’s Deal on Fire is the Blu-ray for Rigor Mortis, directed by Juno Mak (Dream Home).

This atmospheric horror film from Hong Kong revolves around a public housing tenement that’s plunged into a dark storm of supernatural chaos.

Rigor Mortis is a nod to the Mr. Vampire series. In fact, it features many actors from that classic title: Chin Siu-ho, Anthony Chan, Billy Lau and Richard Ng. The film also stars Chin Siu-ho, Anthony Chan, Kara Hui, Lo Hoi-pang and Paw Hee-ching.

Order Rigor Mortis from Amazon.com today!

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Prison School | Blu-ray & DVD (Funimation)

Prison School | Blu-ray & DVD (Funimation)

Prison School | Blu-ray & DVD (Funimation)

RELEASE DATE: June 26, 2018

On June 26th, 2018, Funimation will be releasing the Blu-ray & DVD Combo for Noboru Iguchi’s Prison School, a live-action series based on the manga by Akira Hiramoto.

When the prestigious all-girls Hachimitsu Private Academy becomes co-ed, five young men are the first males to attend. But the girls aren’t so accepting of their new classmates. After the boys get caught peeping, The Underground Student Council enforces an absurd punishment. For a month, the boys must live within the school’s very own penal system while enduring long, hard, and humiliating tasks.

Prison School stars Taishi Nakagawa (Kids on the Slope), Hirona Yamazaki (As the Gods Will), Masato Yano (April Fools), Tokio Emoto (Norwegian Wood) and Daiki Miyagi (Ju-on: The Beginning of the End).

Order Prison School from Amazon.com today! 

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