Maximum Impact (2018) Review

Maximum Impact | Blu-ray & DVD (Sony)

Maximum Impact | Blu-ray & DVD (Sony)

Director: Andrzej Bartkowiak
Cast: Alexander Nevsky, Danny Trejo, Tom Arnold, Kelly Hu, Mark Dacascos, William Baldwin, Alphonso McAuley, Matthias Hues, Keith Powers, Bai Ling, Eric Roberts, Brian Kirchoff, Liliya May, Odin Lund Biron
Running Time: 110 min.

By Paul Bramhall

Let me start by saying that I’m a guy who’s all for giving second chances. I mean if I wasn’t, then I’d never have bothered checking out a movie like Wolf Warrior 2, and then I’d never have known it’s possible to stop an RPG mid-flight with just your bare hands and some wire mesh (plus I’d have missed out on a fantastic sequel to a lacklustre original). My point is, whether it be a franchise or an individual, you can never write off the action genre, because the adrenaline rush that audiences are looking for could be just around the corner. After telling myself the above several hundred times, I found myself apprehensively sitting down to watch bodybuilder (cum advocate for Russians being good guys in Hollywood movies) Alexander Nevsky’s latest showcase, Maximum Impact.

How there’s never been an action movie (specifically, a Steven Seagal action movie) called Maximum Impact before I’ll never know, but somehow it took us until 2018 for it to happen. I confess to not being the biggest fan of Nevsky’s last big screen adventure, Showdown in Manila, which I found to be atrocious on every conceivable level. But like I said, second chances, and this time Nevsky has brought on-board director Andrzej Bartkowiak to take the helm. Yes, as in that guy who was responsible for the early 00’s fad of pairing martial artists with R&B or rap stars. He sat in the director’s chair for Jet Li’s first starring role in Hollywood, Romeo Must Die, which paired Li with the late Aaliyah. He temporarily got Steven Seagal back into cinemas again with Exit Wounds, by pairing him with rapper DMX. Then thanks to some dark alchemy, he took Jet Li and DMX and threw them together for Cradle 2 the Grave, which was horrible.

Bartkowiak hasn’t really done anything of note since then, unless you count Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, so I’m sure it didn’t take too much convincing for him to say yes to his latest gig. He’s even worked with some of the cast before, with Mark Dacascos (who directed Nevsky in Showdown in Manila), Kelly Hu, and Tom Arnold all being reunited from their time on Cradle 2 the Grave. Of course, being a Nevsky production, the usual who’s who of “why the hell are you in this movie?” faces are also present and accounted for – Matthias Hues, William Baldwin, Danny Trejo, Eric Roberts, and Bai Ling all turn up with varying amounts of screen time. In fact the only person who stands out as missing is Cary Hiroyuki-Tagawa. I guess some other ex-USSR funded movie must have been in production at the same time.

The plot, for what it’s worth (which isn’t much), is explained in some onscreen text that reads “Relations between Russia and the USA are at their worst since the Cold War. In hope of a breakthrough, top diplomats will hold a secret summit in Moscow.” Said diplomat is played by Eric Roberts, however when former German TV star turned international terrorist Mark Dacascos (you read it correctly), decides to kidnap his daughter and hold her for ransom, Russian agent Nevsky will have to do all he can to save the day. Or something like that, I can feel the vein in my forehead starting to pulsate, due to the sheer effort of trying to summarise the series of inconsequential events that take place into a few concise sentences. From the moment the onscreen text appears, set to ear bleedingly bad rap music, I knew things were going to be bad. Just how bad, not even I was prepared for.

We’re actually supposed to believe that Nevsky is a desk agent, who assists his partner in the field, played by fellow Russian Evgeniy Stychkin, to capture the bad guys from behind his computer screen. Sound familiar? That’s because we’re watching a Russian male version of the Melissa McCarthy vehicle Spy, and Nevsky is playing McCarthy (there’s even a similar scene with a scooter). The only difference is this version is minus any laughs and, well, everything else that made Spy kind of enjoyable. In fact the only laugh to be had from Maximum Impact is how it ever got made in the first place, and how Nevsky continues to be able to convince likeable actors to appear in his almost unwatchable ego reels.

The comedy is cringe inducing to sit through. One running joke has people frequently mistake Dacascos for other famous Asian celebrities. Try to stop your sides from splitting as he gets taken for Jet Li, Lou Diamond Phillips, Kato, the Hangover guy, and Harold from Harold and Kumar. It’s terrible. Dacascos himself gives a slightly manic performance that looks like he may be under duress, randomly bursting out moves straight from Dancing With the Stars, and blurting out dialogue in a mix of German and English. His character is revealed to have once been the lead of a successful German TV show, called Shaolin Cop (we even get to see clips from it, which are the highlight of the movie), however how he came to be a criminal mastermind is never explored. To be honest I’m actually ok with that, as it would only have extended the runtime. Perhaps his role here is punishment for Showdown in Manila not turning Nevsky into a megastar.

There’s also a strange undertone of pandering to the current US administration. A paparazzi photographer is given a hard time throughout, at one point being called a “smelly little rat bastard” (an insult worthy of any dubbed old-school kung-fu movie!), and a discussion about the media by government officials refers to them as “maggots and cockroaches”. If Nevsky is gunning for a role in Trump’s office, it wouldn’t surprise me if this is the way he’s trying to do it. The whole script is unbearably vulgar and offensive. Nevsky’s partner Stychkin plays a sex obsessed cop who’s supposed to be funny, but only manages to come across as a creep. If you want to watch a short Russian guy telling Kelly Hu that he’s on his way to boner-ville just from looking at her, Maximum Impact is the movie for you. When not listening to Stychkin’s A-Z of How to Get Embroiled in a #metoo Scandal, we’re subjected to some truly lurid product placement.

It’s explained that Eric Roberts’ daughter was adopted from Russia (of course she was), so she naturally jumps at the opportunity to visit, not least because it’ll provide the chance to meet with her rock star Russian boyfriend. The irony is that the ‘actor’ (I use the term loosely) playing her boyfriend is actually playing himself, as he’s a member of Russian rock outfit Multiverse (expect to see posters of the group frequently). It gets better, the daughter is played by Russian pop star Polina Butorina, the same annoying girl that interrupts a chase scene in Showdown in Manila just to say how much she’s loving the Philippines. Anyway, I digress. In one scene, believing that she’s being tracked by her phone, Multiverse guy throws it into a river, to which Butorina exclaims “But I love my 6!” Cue Multiverse guy presenting her with a freshly wrapped gift, accompanied by the line “You’ll love your 8+ even more.” I punched myself in the face.

Speaking of Kelly Hu, she plays a CIA agent sent as part of Eric Roberts delegation to Moscow, and unlike so many of the other familiar faces peppered throughout, thankfully she’s front and center for most of Maximum Impact. I’ve been a fan of Hu’s ever since she starred alongside Sammo Hung in Martial Law (ok, I admit it, The Scorpion King helped as well), and while her role here is hardly a career highlight, her presence at least makes proceedings slightly more bearable. She’s even given some Seagal-esque treatment when taking part in a boxing match, when she starts making quips against her opponent which have clearly been added in post, because the ADR sounds awful. Unfortunately a lot of her dialogue is solely there to give lip service to Nevsky, with a script that has almost every character somewhere along the way pointing out what a gentleman he is

To be honest, he may very well be a gentleman, but what he’s not is a thespian. Nevsky is the kind of guy who makes someone like Steven Seagal look like they have the range of Robert De Niro, with his acting pushed to the limits in a particularly awkward scene which sees him tickled by a bevy of Russian whores. By the time we’re given a Nevsky vs Dacascos finale, choreographed by a slumming it James Lew, you’ll just be grateful at how mercifully short it is (and that hopefully, after John Wick 3, Dacascos never has to appear in one of these movies again). In a comedy sequence that plays over the end credits in the form of a newsroom interview, Kelly Hu responds to one of the questions asked by the host with “I mean, shit just about sums it up.” I have a feeling she was probably trying to tell us something.

Paul Bramhall’s Rating: 1/10

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Tiger Shroff, Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee’s daughter, Shannon Lee, teaming up for a movie?

"Rambo" Theatrical Poster

“Rambo” Theatrical Poster

Bollywood actor Tiger Shroff may get to star alongside Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee’s daughter, Shannon Lee, in an upcoming film project.

Shroff is a rising star in India who has been cast in the Hindi remake of Rambo. According to the report, Hollywood producer Lawrence Kasanoff (True Lies, Mortal Kombat) has recently flown to Mumbai to hold the final round of discussions about the project with Shroff.

This won’t be the first time for Jackie Chan to share the screen with Bollywood stars. Mallika Sherawat is one of the female leads in The Myth, and more recently, Sonu Sood, Disha Patani and Amyra Destur star in Kung Fu Yoga.

Details about the untitled film are sketchy at the moment, but we will bring you updates as soon as we learn more.

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Batman Ninja Provides Welcome Break From Drama of DC Extended Universe

Source: Batman Ninja via Facebook.

Source: Batman Ninja via Facebook.

The future of the DC Extended Universe is filled with uncertainty, and fans of DC should have tempered expectations for their characters on the movie screen in the next few years. The good news for Batman aficionados is that in Batman Ninja they have a thrilling and unique interpretation of the character to tide them over until the live-action movies get their act together. Released earlier in 2018, Batman Ninja sees the superhero transported to the unfamiliar environment of Feudal Japan to deal with some very familiar foes.

The English voice cast brings together staples of the animated world, with Tony Hale (Arrested Development and Veep) adding his comedic pedigree to the role of The Joker. Casual Batman fans may be slightly surprised to see a Batman adventure set in Feudal Japan; most recent cinematic outings of the character have emphasised how the hero has abilities and threats that are feasible in the real world. Other than the otherworldly threats in the DC Extended Universe, Batman has largely found himself in gritty situations that pose questions of morality transferable to our world.

Source: Batman Ninja via Facebook.

Source: Batman Ninja via Facebook.

Yet Batman is, well, Batman. If you could rely on any superhero to be transported to a world of ninja and samurai to pull off a convincing and gripping adventure, then it would be Batman. Iron Fist may have more natural ties to martial arts, but Marvel’s depiction of him in their Netflix show thus far wouldn’t encourage you to rely on him to do anything convincingly. The imagery of ninjas has always appealed to fans of action. The Lego Ninjago Movie brought ninjas to a new audience, while the unique style of ninjas attracts players in the world of gaming. The top-ranked casino bonus of September at Gambling Metropolis comes from Mr Play Casino, whose slot game Ninja Fruits transports players to a distant land in a similar manner to Batman’s experience in Batman Ninja. Legendary video games Street Fighter and Tekken also utilise characters versed in the art of the ninja.

Batman Ninja may well be the best thing that DC are involved in this year. It is fair to say that life has not exactly gone too smoothly for those behind the DC Extended Universe. Criticised for shrouding movies in an overtly dark tone and for trying to do too much too soon to match Marvel, the DC Extended Universe has so far provided more disappointment than excitement. Wonder Woman suggested that DC had found a more suitable tone, while Justice League was flawed but hinted at a more promising future for some of the most famous characters of all time. The last thing DC needed was to lose its actors for the two most iconic superheroes, with Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill rumoured to be hanging up their capes as Batman and Superman respectively.

The uncertainty surrounding the future of the DC Extended Universe will likely take time to subside, so fans of Batman should not hesitate to explore the rich world of his animated adventures. Taking Batman out of Gotham City gives the character a new dynamic and a new set of problems to solve, a refreshing means of escaping from the problems that plague the movies of the DC Extended Universe.

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Third Murder | Blu-ray (Film Movement)

Third Murder | Blu-ray (Film Movement)

Third Murder | Blu-ray (Film Movement)

RELEASE DATE: November 13, 2018

On November 13, 2018, Film Movement will be releasing the Blu-ray for the award-winning thriller, Third Murder (read our review), from director Hirokazu Koreeda (Shoplifters).

In Third Murder, Tomoaki Shigemori (Masaharu Fukuyama of John Woo’s Manhunt) is a lawyer tasked with defending a client (Koji Yakusho of The World of Kanako), who faces the death penalty if found guilty, in a murder trial. Misumi has previous convictions for murder and has confessed to the crime, but evidence in the case leads to Shigemori having doubts about what really happened.

Third Murder also stars Suzu Hirose (Rage), Yuki Saito (Bandage), Kotaro Yoshida (Wild 7), Shinnosuke Mitsushima (Blade of the Immortal), Mikako Ichikawa (Shin Godzilla) and Isao Hashizume (Space Battleship Yamato).

Pre-order Third Murder from Amazon.com today! 

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I Am Vengeance | Blu-ray & DVD (Lionsgate)

I Am Vengeance | Blu-ray & DVD (Lionsgate)

I Am Vengeance | Blu-ray & DVD (Lionsgate)

RELEASE DATE: October 23, 2018

Lionsgate will be releasing the Blu-ray & DVD to I Am Vengeance, a 2018 actioner directed by Ross Boyask (Warrioress). This acclaimed revenge-thriller stars former WWE star Stu Bennett (Eliminators).

When John Gold (Bennett), an ex-Special Forces soldier turned mercenary, learns of the murder of his best friend, Dan — and Dan’s parents — he heads to their hometown, seeking justice. Gold soon discovers Dan and his father were murdered while investigating a Special Forces unit led by an enigmatic, highly decorated soldier named Hatcher who went rogue in Afghanistan. Gold’s vengeance is unleashed, as he sets out to take down the killers in this suspense-filled thrill-ride.

I Am Vengeance also stars Anna Shaffer (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), Bryan Larkin (Chasing the Dragon), Gary Daniels (Cold Harvest) and Keith Allen (The Others).

I Am Vengeance is currently to watch via VOD on Amazon, but if you’d rather wait for the Blu-ray or DVD, you can pre-order it at Amazon.com!

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Van Damme adds ‘Falconman’ to his in-development film list

"Falconman" Promotional Poster

“Falconman” Promotional Poster

Amazon may have axed Jean-Claude Van Johnson, but this hasn’t stopped Jean-Claude Van Damme (Kill ’em All, Pound of Flesh) from looking forward to an action-packed future that may bring some exciting new projects to the table.

Van Damme and his production company, Rodin Entertainment Ltd., has a string of in-development films, which include Lionheart 2, The Quest 2 and other titles that have been brewing for years, like The Tower and the completed, but still unreleased, Full Love (aka Eagle Path) – not to mention Van Damned and a TV show simply called JCVD TV.

Also, at the recent 2018 Cannes Film Festival, Van Damme presented a promotional poster for Double X2 Action (looks like he’ll be playing three characters, in the same vein as Double Impact) and a Western titled Three Coyotes, which has his children – Kris and Bianca – in co-starring roles (see marketing Teaser below).

Another one Van Damme recently added to his in-development list is Falconman, which has the tagline: “The New Superhero Who Challenges an Artificial Intelligence Drone Predator.”

We’re crossing our fingers that some of these projects will see the light of day, but at the same time, we’re not holding our breath (The Monk? Karate?…anyone?). One thing’s for sure: Van Damme has definitely been keeping his graphic designer busy.

As for Van Damme’s upcoming movies that are actually completed? We know of two: We Die Young, an upcoming thriller that’s currently in post-production; and the aforementioned Full Love.

We’ll keep you updated on everything Van Damme as more news arrives. Until then, don’t miss our reviews for his latest two films, Black Water and The Bouncer.

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Crippled Kung Fu Boxer | aka Ninja Supremo (1981) Review

"Crippled Kung Fu Boxer" Theatrical Poster

“Crippled Kung Fu Boxer” Theatrical Poster

AKA: Kung Fu Boxer
Director: Lee Chiu
Cast: Cliff Lok, Tsai Hung, Yueh Hua, Sun Yueh, Goo Chang, Lee Chiu, Chu Siu-Wa, Ma Chin-Ku, Wynn Lau Chun-Fai, Danny Chow Yun-Kin, Chen Shu-Chu
Running Time: 77 min.

By Martin Sandison

Those who know the name Cliff Lok usually worship at the alter of old school kung fu. It’s really a shame he was not a bigger star, as he has the screen presence and boyish charm of someone like Alexander Fu Sheng, and the physical abilities approaching the elite group of those such as Jackie Chan. Interestingly before he was a bona fide leading man he choreographed 18 Bronzemen and Return of the 18 Bronzemen, an unusual way for one who is known as an actor to break in to the Hong Kong film industry at the time. In the late 70’s and early 80’s he starred in a number of Independent movies, one of those being the all-time classic Choi Lee Fat Kung Fu, which recently reaffirmed my love of old school kung fu. An unfortunately lesser example of his skills, but one that is not without its charms, is Crippled Kung Fu Boxer.

Lok stars, in very clumsy opening section, as the son of a rich man who only wants to learn kung fu. He meets a master by chance, and begins to train. However two dastardly villains plans to kill his master as they were crippled by him in a previous fight, and Lok must aid his master in a fight to the death.

A terribly edited and structured opening really detracts from the films plus points, with exposition handled so amateurishly I almost turned it off. It’s a complete mishmash of storylines and characters, which thankfully do work out in the end. Once the story and action gets going the film improves somewhat, despite some tired tropes on show. It’s a standard narrative that holds no surprises, with Low as the mollycoddled young lad who only wants to study kung fu, much to the chagrin of his father. However, the presentation of the films villains and Lok’s aforementioned attributes haul the film slightly out of mediocrity.

The director himself Lee Chiu as the titular crippled boxer is worth the piece of admission alone, one of the most strange and hilarious baddies in kung fu movie history, intentionally and unitentionally it would seem. Visually the ineptitude of his costume made me burst out laughing whenever he’s onscreen, the most amusing element being a bald cap with sprouts of hair protruding from the front that looks like it’s been salvaged from a corner store. He moses around chewing the scenery, and the use of his hunchback in the fights has to be seen to be believed. Tsai Hung (Shaolin Temple) as the token second crippled boxer, while not as memorable in appearance, uses his crippled hands in a way that is pretty offensive (by todays standards), and to be honest not very effective in the final battle.

As a showcase for Lok, the viewer is really better served by watching classics such as Duel of the 7 Tigers and Choi Lee Fat Kung Fu, both in which he faces off against the irrepressible Phillip Ko Fei in two of the unsung classic fights of the golden age. The action here is slow and flappy, unusual for the talent involved and the time the film was made. The fights do get better, but not by much. At times there are moments of sweet spot shapes brilliance and complex acrobatics, but more often than not they are off-centred by bad sections of unsatisfying handwork. Lok’s onscreen persona is a delight at times, and he gets to break loose and play around with his character.

Director Lee Chiu also helmed two great movies in Two on the Road and Cantonen Iron Kung Fu, both starring Leung Kar Yan and Phillip Ko Fei. The end fight of the former is known as one of the best of all time, and had a choreographer with real pedigree, namely Addy Sung, one of the unsung heroes of kung fu cinema. To see him in action check out The Incredible Kung Fu Master and Buddhist Fist. Chiu chose to choreograph Crippled Kung Fu Boxer himself, and the action is a huge step down from the previous two films mentioned.

While not a total piece of crap, Crippled Kung Fu Boxer is not one to seek out, unless you’re a big fan of the cast and crew involved. It is worth watching, however, for the crippled boxer. Beware of the hunch.

Martin Sandison’s Rating: 5/10

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Brutal | Blu-ray & DVD (Unearthed Films)

Brutal | Blu-ray & DVD (Unearthed Films)

Brutal | Blu-ray & DVD (Unearthed Films)

RELEASE DATE: December 11, 2018

On December 11, 2018, Unearthed Films is releasing the Blu-ray & DVD for Takashi Hirose’s Brutal.

The film stars Katrina Grey (Hard Target 2), Takashi Nishina (Osaka Badass: Snake of Violence), Ayano (Flower) and Butch (Karate Kill).

A savage murderer is on the prowl in Japan. One by one, his victims fall but what is he searching for? The same thing a murderess is looking for. We are all looking for that special love of our lives and sometimes, we’re willing to kill everyone to find that special someone.

Pre-order Brutal from Amazon.com today!

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The Best Action Films That Have Become Serious Franchises

jonesThe action movie is the bread and butter of the movie industry. It’s the genre that box office blockbusters are made from. You don’t see Meet the Fockers smashing records or Forgetting Sarah Marshall becoming huge franchises. 

But that’s exactly what becomes of action movies, and what’s more it’s kind of expected these days.

Alongside movies such as the Marvel lot, we see TV shows, toys, video games and themed slot machines, all pushing the film and emulating their success.

Movie-themed slot games have been rising in popularity for several years, and many online slot sites are taking advantage of the trend.

The slots will usually include the best characters, scenes, and music from a major motion pictures to create a gaming experience second only to the movie itself. 

But which action films have gone on to become some of the biggest franchises in history? Well, we’ll tell you…

Indiana Jones

With one of the most iconic theme tunes in movie history, it’s no wonder Indiana Jones is up there with the biggest and best in action movie history.

With four movies to its name, it’s spawned a number of video games, board games and casino games, because after all even Indy and his father were after hidden treasure. 

Originally released in 1989, the franchise has made almost $2billion worldwide at the box office alone. 

Die Hard 

Can we say the Die Hard franchise offers up the best Christmas movie of all time?

Yes, of course we can because it’s true. Just one of five great action movies, which have taken $1.4billion combined across the planet.

The Bruce Willis franchise has also gone beyond the silver screen into video games, where it has eight different games, including an app for iOS and Android. That’s not to mention comics, toys and almost everything you could think of. 

Mission: Impossible

Mission: Impossible continues to thrill audiences with the latest in the series, Fallout, making $765million at the box office, the franchise’s highest earner.

It’s been with us since 1996, with the character Ethan Hunt, played by Tom Cruise featuring in all sorts of merchandise and memorabilia.

Video games are of course the franchise’s biggest earner outside movies, although there have also been an incredible amount more. 

Bourne

Similarly, the Bourne franchise has also been a top-earner for Hollywood, making a combined. $1.64billion at the box office between its five movies.

The latest came in 2016, 14 years on from original. Between that time it’s won numerous awards, spawned a number of video games and franchising opportunities, while it was also recently announced the Bourne franchise is to get a TV series on USA network. 

Terminator

The Terminator famously said he’d be back and that really does occur on regular occasions thanks to the power of Arnie’s performance and that incredible franchise.

The first movie came in 1984 and has since gone on to appear in a further four films, with another due in 2019, as well as comics, novels, computer games and even theme park attractions. 

There has been a huge number of video games made of the Terminator across all platforms and various genres from strategy games, slot games, and action games based on the movies. It’s continuing to thrive and the 2019 movie has confirmed it will star Arnie. He will be back. 

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Arnie’s Back: All We Know About Next Year’s Terminator

arnieIt’s always exciting when we hear news of another movie in the Terminator franchise. The 1984 original by James Cameron is an action-packed neo-noir classic which since has become one of the biggest movie franchises in history.

It’s gone on to spawn comic books, novels, various video games and slot games from some of the best online casinos in the world.

Enter the Terminator casino slot which includes all the memorable characters and music from the movie as well as some of the amazing special effects from this legendary film. 

2019 will continue to bring that, but also so much more! That’s right, we’ve another movie, currently working simply under the title Terminator 6.

With 2019 now just around the corner, we decided to take a look what we know about he movie and what we can expect. 

When Will Terminator 6 Be Released?

The Terminator 6 release date was recently brought forward to November 15, 2019.

It was originally set for October 25, before being pushed back four weeks, then just last month was brought forward. This could well change again but it does finally look like there’s been a settled date for the new movie.

Terminator 6 Cast & Crew

Terminator will return with many of the old cast, with the screenplay written by a team that includes Billy Ray, David S. Goyer, Josh Friedman and Charles H. Eglee, with James Cameron returning in a producer role.

Tim Miller, the man behind Deadpool will direct and fans will be delighted to hear Arnold Schwarzenegger is back in his role as the Terminator.

Linda Hamilton will also return as Sarah Connor, while Mackenzie Davis will also star.

Other cast members confirmed for the movie include Jude Collie, Gabriel Luna, Natalia Reyes and Diego Boneta.

What We Can Expect

The film has been a long time coming, with a TV series originally touted to support a new trio of films, the first arriving in the form of Terminator Genisys, released back in 2015.

In 2017, it was reported that Cameron continues to hold the film rights and that the next movie in the series will actually be the conclusion.

Filming is now underway, getting underway on June 4 in Almeria, Spain. Arnie began shooting his scenes in July in Budapest, with other filming locations including Mexico and the UK.

From what has been gathered, the movie will return to its roots and keep with the direction that the first movies back in the 1980s made famous and genre-breaking. Little is known of the plot so far, but it’s expected that it will succeed compared to where the franchise failed just a few years ago. 

Arnie turned down a role in Predator for this movie, so must have seen something to suggest it’s going to be a thriller, while the return of Linda Hamilton also suggests that we’re going to see more of what we love about the Terminator franchise. 

That likely means a contemporary twist on an old classic. The graphics will be better than ever before, the stunts too. But keeping that old school storytelling which made it great.

We’re sure more details will be revealed over the coming months, and we’ll be sure to keep you in the loop.

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COF Presents: The Appeal of Steven Seagal

seagal2Steven Seagal is something of an enigma, as his behaviour becomes increasingly bizarre and his claims more outlandish, he has become a joke. His bloated appearance and penchant for long coats make him a figure of fun, but the many claims of sexual harassment laid against him, means the joke is starting to wear thin. We all laughed when he famously stated that he is a reincarnation of a Buddhist deity, then becoming Anderson Silva’s and Lyoto Machida’s special coach in the world of MMA, supposedly teaching them a finishing kick, which he himself would of struggled to perform even 10 years ago. Yet with the aforementioned harassment scandal, his treatment of animals on his show Steven Seagal: Lawman and his love of Putin and recent Russian citizenship, it is easy to ask: who the hell is this guy and what was his appeal in the first place? Despite his nonsense, there is no doubt that the man is unique and his original set of films are immensely entertaining. Come with me as I explore why…

"Above the Law" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Above the Law” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Blending Fact with Fiction

The first unique thing about Steven Seagal is that he had no bit parts or slow crawl into acting – he immediately got a starring role and writing credit on 1988’s Above the Law (aka Nico). After being the first foreigner to open a dojo in Japan, teaching Aikido after studying Karate as a young man, he moved to Hollywood to set up a dojo there. He helped train some stuntmen and bodyguards and managed to get hired as the martial arts instructor on 1983’s Never Say Never Again, supposedly breaking Sean Connery’s wrist.

He then performed an Aikido demonstration in front of some Warner Brothers executives, as well as being good looking and being an imposing figure, standing over 6ft 3inches tall (plus being very slim at this time, but never muscly!) he had an unusual style that hadn’t been showcased before. They were immediately impressed, signing him up to a multipicture deal. Seagal had been unleashed upon the world!

Above the Law is the start of the blending of fact with fiction, as it contains semi-autobiographical elements of Seagal’s life and fictional ones that he would slowly start to suggest aren’t so fictional after all. In his debut film, Seagal plays Nico Toscani, who like Seagal, studied Aikido in Japan eventually opening his own Dojo. Unlike Steven, he is then recruited by the CIA to take part in some Black Ops on the Vietnamese-Cambodian border during the Vietnam War. After trying to defend some locals from torture, dished out by his superior and eventual antagonist; Kurt Zagon, he is kicked out and becomes a Chicago detective.

Seagal and Sharon Stone in Above the Law.

Seagal and Sharon Stone in Above the Law.

In an interview on Australian talk show The Voice, when asked about Above the Law, Steven says that the part about the CIA mission is based on a true story, but he can’t go into the details. Later in the interview he talks about the Special Forces in terms of; ‘when we trained in such and such’, but of course he can’t give any more details! This is an interesting technique of suggesting he has done extreme and covert things, without actually saying it; intriguing indeed.

Above the Law was very popular and is an entertaining film, it is skilfully directed by Andrew Davis and has a solid supporting cast in Pam Grier and Sharon Stone. There is no doubt that Steven is the main appeal though, his unique back story and confidence (or cockiness, however you want to look at it) was a hook for audiences.

"Nico" German Poster

“Nico” German Poster

The Unusual Style

Above the Law is credited as the first western movie to feature Aikido, and it is certainly one that put the style on the map. This undoubtedly made Seagal stand out in the world of action heroes. Chuck Norris had Karate kicked many villains wearing jeans and cowboy boots whereas Jean Claude would become known for this jumping spinning back kicks and splits in unusual places, however the way Seagal would dispatch villains with little effort by stepping out the way, throwing them into furniture, twisting their limbs, locking and breaking arms and legs at will, looked exciting and felt like something new. This was especially true at a time when Hollywood could not compete with Hong Kong in terms of choreography. They would set up one technique and cut, unable to feature multiple moves due to the lack of timing, first spent on the fights themselves and secondly between the actors. Seagal’s immaculately performed set pieces stood out and showed an effortlessness rarely experienced by western audiences. Seagal’s films were especially violent and featured weapons frequently, either used by Seagal or turned around on his attackers. 

"Hard to Kill" Promotional Poster

“Hard to Kill” Promotional Poster

In 1990’s Hard to Kill Seagal plays Mason Storm (more on these amazing names later) a cop, who after filming a corrupt senator, is murdered along with his wife. But of course Seagal is only temporarily dead and spends 7 years in a coma, sworn to revenge after a hilarious training montage, aided in recovery by his real wife of the time; Kelly LeBrock, playing a nurse. Steven shows his proficiency with a gun, as well as knives, meat cleavers and even a broken pool cue. Here again he uses Aikido to dispatch multiple attackers, often using one body to block himself from an attack, and then turns their own weapon against them. Another theme that was starting to become apparent is that Steven Seagal barely gets touched by an attacker. This sort of makes sense as in an ideal world if you were so proficient at Aikido, your movement would be enough to keep you out of harm’s way. Still a glancing blow or being knocked to the floor may have kept him a little more grounded and built suspense.

So we have Steven Seagal’s unique blending of fact and fiction coupled with a rare style that worked very well in the Hollywood of the early 90’s, but there is more. His acting ability and often ludicrous lines really enhanced his appeal, giving great replay value to his films. 

Acting Ability

One liners are a given for any great action star, coupled with charisma, it is what makes the difference between an average star and an action great. Seagal does have some one liners, and has charisma of sorts, yet it is more to do with his delivery of lines and his general demeanour that makes him so hilarious to watch. No matter what character he plays, he is always cocky and sure of himself with a constant smile on his face, even if he has a gun pointed at his head. He also half whispers, almost mumbling his lines, add this to some very silly sentences and you have a recipe for success.

"Marked for Death" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Marked for Death” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Marked for Death, also released in 1990, is one of his finest movies, here he plays John Hatcher, a burned out undercover Drug Enforcement Agent, who retires to the small town he grew up in. He tries to ignore the Jamaican drug dealers who have moved in, but when he gets into a fight with them in a bar, he is marked for death! Luckily there is a Jamaican detective and a consultant who is an expert in voodoo, on hand to explain the plot to us. When his niece is injured in a drive by shooting, he vows to take them down and delivers this gem to the doctor looking after her:

HATCHER: ‘Let me tell you something Doc. I want you to treat this girl like the President of the United States and money isn’t a consideration’

DOC: ‘We treat all our patie…’ 

HATCHER: ‘Let me tell you something… President of the United States, OK?.’

Delivered in his hushed tones, makes this exchange even more fantastic than it already is. You can see the need for John Hatcher to show he cares for his niece, I am just glad they did it in such a ludicrous way!

1991’s Out For Justice is probably Seagal’s best acting performance, as it tries to form a character and has more dialogue scenes than some of his other offerings. He plays detective Gino Felino, whose partner is gunned down in broad daylight by Ritchie an acquaintance, turned drug addled psychopath, they grew up with.

The film works hard to establish Gino as being formed by the Bronx of New York, speaking in Italian and visiting Mafioso’s in Italian restaurants. He constantly talks about growing up on the block with Ritchie, determined to track him down even telling his parents that he is going to kill him. Of course that doesn’t stop Seagal displaying his old cocky self, culminating in a marvellous bar scene, where he walks in bullying the occupants shouting out ‘Anyone seen Ritchie!’ then asking the barman if he is a boxer, pointing out various boxing paraphernalia behind the bar. ‘You’re a boxer, you’re a tough guy?’ he asks him before the aging man swings a punch, of course being instantly dodged and hit back with fervour.

Seagal’s next film was his most popular and mainstream: 1992’s Under Siege features a standard hostage scenario on board a military ship, as it is hijacked by Tommy Lee Jones’ terrorist disguised as a rock star. Unfortunately for them, one of the chefs on board is actually Casey Ryback – an ex-Navy Seal demoted to a cook after punching his commanding officer.

You weren't an action star until you graced the cover of this magazine.

You weren’t an action star until you graced the cover of this magazine.

Steven is quite restrained in his acting here, almost playing second fiddle to the budget, effects and Tommy Lee, who always delivers. But we can still revel in the character of Ryback, his backstory will become a familiar one for Seagal in the following years. This feeds into the idea behind Above the Law, emphasising that Steven Seagal is not all that he seems and has a secret life, which can’t be talked about too much, but you can certainly feel the effects of his specialist training. Nonetheless it ends with some classic line, as one of his crew mates does a little dance and says ‘show us a move Casey’– he responds ‘here’s a move for you’ – then proceeds to kiss the girl, whom he rescued after she fell asleep in the cake, she was meant to burst out of! As ever he does it with a smug smile on his face.    

Character Names

As mentioned earlier, Seagal likes to craft his characters to be specialists, often with mysterious backgrounds, but they are always topped off with amazing names. We have already had Mason Storm, Gino Felino and Casey Ryback. They sound like the names Homer Simpson wanted when he changed his name to Max Power in The Simpsons. They really add to the mystique and silliness of how tough his characters are, despite them admittedly all being very similar. However my favourite is the lead character in Seagal’s directorial debut, the much derided but essential 1994’s On Deadly Ground.

There was once a time when we had to flip through a newspaper to see when/where movies were playing?

There was once a time when we had to flip through a newspaper to see when/where movies were playing?

Steven is Forrest Taft, a specialist in oil fires who works for Aegis oil, run by the ridiculously evil Michael Caine. Naughty Michael is cutting corners on a new oil rig based in Alaska, as it needs to be up and running before the rights revert back to the local Eskimo tribe. Despite Forrest being a great asset to Aegis, as soon as he suspects that they are using faulty equipment, they immediately try to kill him, of course failing – you can’t kill Forrest Taft! He is taken in by the local Eskimo tribe, where he goes on a spirit quest. He quickly realises the error of his ways and decides to take down Aegis oil and Caine himself. Unfortunately for the mercenaries hired to take down Forrest, it turns out that he has a background so secretive, the film doesn’t even tell you what it is. It just lets us know it is probably CIA but ultra-classified.

Don’t get me wrong, the film is a mess, but a delightful one! The central idea seems to be the transformation of Forrest Taft from a man with no morals, into an environmentally conscious hero, but it is so clumsily performed by Seagal, it doesn’t make much sense.

At the start of the movie Forrest is called a whore by his co-worker, which he replies ‘for 350,000 dollars I would fuck anything once!’ OK then, so he has been corrupted by money. In the next scene he defends a drunken Inuit from being bullied by a barrel chested local, playing a hand slap game, beating him into submission, before proclaiming; ‘What does it take to change the essence of a man?’ while wearing a Native American style coat, complete with tassels. OK then, he is already righteous and he just briefly worked for Michael Caine without knowing who he was. However at the end of the movie Michael Caine, scorns Forrest’s new Inuit girlfriend saying: ‘We bought hookers better than this for 5 bucks in Bangkok.’ This is quite a revelation, they have known each other for a long time and Forrest has shared nights of debauchery with him, it seems hard to believe they were best buddies crawling the red light district together, with bottles of Chang in hand.

But who am I to question the motivations of Forrest Taft, he is a complicated man, too complicated for one film it seems, we really needed a trilogy to fully understand him. Of course he defeats the evil oil company and his (sort of) transformation into eco warrior is complete, as he delivers an infamous speech about the environment, which although being long was actually cut down significantly by Warner Brothers. As clumsily tacked on as the speech is, there is nothing in it that is incorrect or controversial, if anything it is ahead of its time, talking about global warming and other important environmental concerns. The fact that it is suddenly shoved in after such a clumsily put together action vehicle, clearly didn’t sit well with viewers. 

Japanse advertisement shows us just a hint of Seagal's transition from big screen to small screen...

Japanse advertisement shows us only a hint of Seagal’s transition from big screen to small screen…

Conclusion

Unfortunately audiences and Warner Brothers did not like On Deadly Ground as much as I did! It was a failure and so less money was attributed to 1995’s Under Siege 2: Dark territory. Seagal’s only sequel to date, I guess the name Casey Ryback was too good to retire as he battles terrorists on a train. The film is fun but of lesser quality than his previous efforts. This was the start of his slow decline into eventual straight to video hell, weight gain and fighting sitting down.

His last cinematic starring effort was 2001’s Exit Wounds, memorable for DMX, Steven fighting two bouncers and early 2000’s rock music. It was a surprise hit, but it was all downhill from there with hundreds of efforts appearing on Netflix and straight to streaming, including six movies in 2016 alone!

I hope I have demonstrated some of his early appeal that those Warner Brother’s executives saw in his Aikido, charisma, cockiness and his connection to Japan. I have been entertained by this strange blend of a man and I don’t think we will ever unpick the fact from the fiction, which I hope some of the stories we have heard recently, are firmly the latter. Don’t worry, if they are proven to be fact, I’ll be the first person to flip him on his arse, deliver a mumbled one liner and then go and save a puppy.

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Vietnam is terrorized in the New International ‘Immortal’ Trailer

"The Immortal" Theatrical Poster

“The Immortal” Theatrical Poster

CJ Entertainment, a company primarily known for handling South Korean productions, is switching it up with Victor Vu’s The Immortal, Vietnamese horror movie in the tradition of The Wailing and House in the Alley.

Haunting dreams and visions lead Ahn (Once Upon a Time in Vietnam’s Dinh Ngoc Diep) to a mysterious cave where she discovers the terrifying secrets of Hung (Lôi Báo’s Quach Ngoc Ngoan) — a man who lived across three centuries. Hung’s tumultuous life reveals a story filled with ambition, vengeance and dark magic.

The Immortal hits domestically in October, followed by a soon-to-be-announced U.S. release date from CJ Entertainment. Until then, don’t miss the film’s Newest Trailer:

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New Trailer for ‘Ancient Sword’ from ‘Die Hard 2’ director

"Legend of the Ancient Sword" Teaser Poster

“Legend of the Ancient Sword” Teaser Poster

Renny Harlin, the Hollywood filmmaker known for Die Hard 2, Cliffhanger, The Long Kiss Goodnight and most recently, Jackie Chan’s Skiptrace, is prepping his latest Legend of the Ancient Sword, an adaptation of Gu Jian Qi Tan, a hit Chinese role-playing game.

According to THR: The Chinese film stars Wang Lee Hom (Little Big Soldier) as Yue, a young student of “Yanjia,” a lost martial arts form. Yue sets out to find Yanjia’s greatest master, and along the way he meets Wen (Victoria Song), Xia (Godfrey Gao) and Ah (Karena Ng). Together they team up to prevent a disaster from befalling the world.

Legend of the Ancient Sword is due domestically on October 1st – so check out the film’s latest Trailer below:

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Believer | Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

Believer | Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

Believer | Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

RELEASE DATE: October 30, 2018

On October 30, 2018, Well Go USA will be releasing the Blu-ray & DVD for Believer (read our review), the South Korean remake of Johnnie To’s highly successful crime thriller, Drug War. 

Much like the original – which was also distributed by Well Go USA back in 2013 – Believer follows a drug dealer who conspires with a dangerously ambitious cop to bring down a major cartel’s psychotic kingpin in this electric crime thriller.

The film stars Cho Jin-woong (A Hard Day), Ryu Jun-yeol (A Taxi Driver), Kim Joo-hyuk (Say Yes) and Cha Seung-won (Man On High Heels), with Lee Hae-young (The Silenced) in the director’s chair.

Pre-order Believer from Amazon.com today! 

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Black Water (2018) Review

"Black Water" Japanese DVD Cover

“Black Water” Japanese DVD Cover

Director: Pasha Patriki
Writer: Chad Law
Cast: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, Patrick Kilpatrick, Al Sapienza, Jasmine Waltz, Kristopher Van Varenberg, Courtney B Turk
Running Time: 104 min.

By Kelly Warner

I like Jean-Claude Van Damme. I blame/thank the good people of this here site for convincing me to give the actor’s films another look after I had dismissed them as forgettable, low-rent action movies. And, to be sure, some of them are forgettable, but there are legitimate gems in JCVD’s filmography as well. In the wake of his later productions like the self-titled JCVD, the dark and weird Universal Soldier sequels, and the unfortunately canceled Jean-Claude Van Johnson TV series, I remain interested in what the actor is doing next. So, does the star’s latest film, Black Water, join the ranks of Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning or is it more along the lines of Kill ’em All?

The film begins with Van Damme waking up groggy and drugged in a prison cell. He doesn’t know how he got there or why he’s been imprisoned. The voice of a fellow prisoner greets him. Van Damme’s neighbor Dolph Lundgren, playing a Hannibal Lecter-type intellectual prisoner that looks 7 feet tall, explains that there is prison is located leagues beneath the sea. As we get our first glimpse of the black submarine gliding through the abyss, Van Damme tries to fit together his last days of freedom to figure out how he ended up here.

It’s a good opening, throwing us right into the intrigue of the idea. The first sign that something’s not quite right, however, is when the film then backs up, takes us out of the water, and shows us the days prior to imprisonment. Van Damme plays Wheeler. We’re not told in any clear terms right off the bat what Wheeler does other than he’s involved in some sort of dangerous undercover work. He enters a hotel to meet his partner, Melissa (Courtney B Turk). There’s some talk about the importance of a newly acquired flash drive and then Melissa is undressing for sexy time. The next day, they’re ready to move on with the next part of their investigation (again, it’s not totally clear what they’re investigating at this point, other than the flash drive is involved. The flash drive is the new microfilm). Before they’re able to leave the hotel, Wheeler and Melissa are ambushed by a dozen heavily armed gunmen. After some less than stellar gunplay and vague spycraft, the flash drive is lost, Melissa is executed, and Wheeler is captured.

The plot finds its groove again when the CIA higher-ups enter the film. Patrick Kilpatrick (Death Warrant) plays Ferris, a high ranking CIA group director with the attitude of an angry bulldog. He drugs Wheeler, puts a bag over his head, and drags him off to the CIA black site submarine prison. Going along for the ride is another CIA man, Rhodes, as played by Al Sapienza (The Sopranos).  They’re given a tour of the sub, told how it works under the cooperation of a submarine skeleton crew, a mercenary task force, and a couple of young CIA agents, including the ambitious Agent Cassie Taylor (Jasmine Waltz).

The best scenes of the film feature Ferris unimpressed by everything/everybody he sees because he recognizes the threat that Wheeler poses. The screenplay by Chad Law (Close Range) has some good dialogue, too, with Kilpatrick and Sapienza getting the best lines. Once it’s clear that Wheeler is awake, Ferris ties him to a chair and threatens to stab a needle into his eye unless he tells him about the missing flash drive. The thinking in the CIA is that Wheeler has turned. The audience is never given any reason to believe that’s the case, but we’re also not clear what side the others are on. Someone on this submarine is clearly not the upstanding CIA agent they claim to be.

Shit goes sideways, the traitor reveals himself, and Wheeler fights his way out of his constraints. The young CIA operative Cassie Taylor takes a chance on Wheeler and escorts him away from the bloodshed and bullets, thus making her a target for the traitor who needs to cover up his crimes. Black Water becomes a game of cat and mouse as Wheeler and Cassie Taylor run around the sub while the traitor and the mercs chase them.

The action is enjoyable enough. It’s a tad limited by the submarine interior but there’s some decent shoot ’em up action and high kicks. I like that the film uses some very juicy squibs for gunshots and head strikes. The camerawork and editing are above average for this sort of B-movie actioner. The film is directed and shot by cinematographer Pasha Patriki (Gridlocked) in his directorial debut. I think Patriki shows promise as a director. He needs to get better at working with plot – the flash drive, the betrayals, and the black site are just excuses to put a grumpy JCVD in a submarine – but I like his sense of pacing.

Black Water flirts with sexism – or, at the very least, has an unforgivingly leering male gaze. The female characters, both of which have hot/cold relationships with Wheeler, find every excuse to change out of their tight shirts throughout the film. Both women are too young for Van Damme and it looks a little odd when they’re getting all twinkly-eyed in the presence of a half-asleep middle-aged man. One frankly laughable moment has Cassie Taylor take a bullet to the gut, then after lifting her shirt to dress the wound she is all better and barely seems to remember taking a bullet.

Dolph Lundgren is sadly wasted. He steals every scene he’s in, but there are unfortunately too few of them. Casting Dolph as a top-secret prisoner who enjoys literature, using his personal drawings as his cell’s wallpaper, and meditates to pass the time is amusing regardless of the story he finds himself in. It’s only later in the film that Wheeler decides to open Dolph’s cell in order to help even the odds that Dolph gets to do some stuff. Other prisoners are briefly glimpsed on security monitors but we never get to know them and as such the prison fails to come alive as a believable concept. It feels like the CIA is taking a submarine into international waters just to house two 80s action stars, which feels like a bit of a waste of government spending.

The surprisingly spacious sub interior only rarely ever actually resembles what we would accept as the inside of a submarine. I allowed it for a time, knowing they were working on a limited budget, but by the time they reached the sub’s control room I had to laugh. Not only is the sub apparently operated by only three people (not sure but that seems like not enough to me) but the control room is basically a windowless office with a couple computer screens and other tech doodads on the walls.

Van Damme’s performance is an odd one. One moment he looks like he’s trying another go at his brand of soulful, downbeat, introspective dramatic acting. The next moment he looks bored and barely there. And neither side of the performance fits the tone of the film. The script is better than you’d expect from what is a half-baked high-concept, low-budget prison movie, and most the cast appears to be into it. Kilpatrick is solid, Dolph made me laugh, Jasmine Waltz is likable, and Al Sapienza enjoys showing a bit of range. Van Damme appears to be the only one not having fun.

So, is it as good Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoningor is it bad like Kill ‘Em All? Well, it falls somewhere in between the two. I’m struck by the fact that with a bigger budget, sharper plot structure, better set design, and a more spirited leading man, this might’ve been something worth a hearty recommendation for action fans. As it is, though, Black Water plays like a less than stellar couple of episodes of 24, putting a bored Jack Bauer stand-in on a submarine so that he can be tortured by the CIA. Like the best/worst of 24, it has some cool, hard-edged action, but it also has its share of eye rolling silliness including moles, double crosses, and MacGuffins that we barely understand.

Kelly Warner’s Rating: 5/10

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