Brutal | Blu-ray & DVD (Unearthed Films)

Brutal | Blu-ray & DVD (Unearthed Films)

Brutal | Blu-ray & DVD (Unearthed Films)

RELEASE DATE: December 11, 2018

On December 11, 2018, Unearthed Films is releasing the Blu-ray & DVD for Takashi Hirose’s Brutal.

The film stars Katrina Grey (Hard Target 2), Takashi Nishina (Osaka Badass: Snake of Violence), Ayano (Flower) and Butch (Karate Kill).

A savage murderer is on the prowl in Japan. One by one, his victims fall but what is he searching for? The same thing a murderess is looking for. We are all looking for that special love of our lives and sometimes, we’re willing to kill everyone to find that special someone.

Pre-order Brutal from Amazon.com today!

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The Best Action Films That Have Become Serious Franchises

jonesThe action movie is the bread and butter of the movie industry. It’s the genre that box office blockbusters are made from. You don’t see Meet the Fockers smashing records or Forgetting Sarah Marshall becoming huge franchises. 

But that’s exactly what becomes of action movies, and what’s more it’s kind of expected these days.

Alongside movies such as the Marvel lot, we see TV shows, toys, video games and themed slot machines, all pushing the film and emulating their success.

Movie-themed slot games have been rising in popularity for several years, and many online slot sites are taking advantage of the trend.

The slots will usually include the best characters, scenes, and music from a major motion pictures to create a gaming experience second only to the movie itself. 

But which action films have gone on to become some of the biggest franchises in history? Well, we’ll tell you…

Indiana Jones

With one of the most iconic theme tunes in movie history, it’s no wonder Indiana Jones is up there with the biggest and best in action movie history.

With four movies to its name, it’s spawned a number of video games, board games and casino games, because after all even Indy and his father were after hidden treasure. 

Originally released in 1989, the franchise has made almost $2billion worldwide at the box office alone. 

Die Hard 

Can we say the Die Hard franchise offers up the best Christmas movie of all time?

Yes, of course we can because it’s true. Just one of five great action movies, which have taken $1.4billion combined across the planet.

The Bruce Willis franchise has also gone beyond the silver screen into video games, where it has eight different games, including an app for iOS and Android. That’s not to mention comics, toys and almost everything you could think of. 

Mission: Impossible

Mission: Impossible continues to thrill audiences with the latest in the series, Fallout, making $765million at the box office, the franchise’s highest earner.

It’s been with us since 1996, with the character Ethan Hunt, played by Tom Cruise featuring in all sorts of merchandise and memorabilia.

Video games are of course the franchise’s biggest earner outside movies, although there have also been an incredible amount more. 

Bourne

Similarly, the Bourne franchise has also been a top-earner for Hollywood, making a combined. $1.64billion at the box office between its five movies.

The latest came in 2016, 14 years on from original. Between that time it’s won numerous awards, spawned a number of video games and franchising opportunities, while it was also recently announced the Bourne franchise is to get a TV series on USA network. 

Terminator

The Terminator famously said he’d be back and that really does occur on regular occasions thanks to the power of Arnie’s performance and that incredible franchise.

The first movie came in 1984 and has since gone on to appear in a further four films, with another due in 2019, as well as comics, novels, computer games and even theme park attractions. 

There has been a huge number of video games made of the Terminator across all platforms and various genres from strategy games, slot games, and action games based on the movies. It’s continuing to thrive and the 2019 movie has confirmed it will star Arnie. He will be back. 

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Arnie’s Back: All We Know About Next Year’s Terminator

arnieIt’s always exciting when we hear news of another movie in the Terminator franchise. The 1984 original by James Cameron is an action-packed neo-noir classic which since has become one of the biggest movie franchises in history.

It’s gone on to spawn comic books, novels, various video games and slot games from some of the best online casinos in the world.

Enter the Terminator casino slot which includes all the memorable characters and music from the movie as well as some of the amazing special effects from this legendary film. 

2019 will continue to bring that, but also so much more! That’s right, we’ve another movie, currently working simply under the title Terminator 6.

With 2019 now just around the corner, we decided to take a look what we know about he movie and what we can expect. 

When Will Terminator 6 Be Released?

The Terminator 6 release date was recently brought forward to November 15, 2019.

It was originally set for October 25, before being pushed back four weeks, then just last month was brought forward. This could well change again but it does finally look like there’s been a settled date for the new movie.

Terminator 6 Cast & Crew

Terminator will return with many of the old cast, with the screenplay written by a team that includes Billy Ray, David S. Goyer, Josh Friedman and Charles H. Eglee, with James Cameron returning in a producer role.

Tim Miller, the man behind Deadpool will direct and fans will be delighted to hear Arnold Schwarzenegger is back in his role as the Terminator.

Linda Hamilton will also return as Sarah Connor, while Mackenzie Davis will also star.

Other cast members confirmed for the movie include Jude Collie, Gabriel Luna, Natalia Reyes and Diego Boneta.

What We Can Expect

The film has been a long time coming, with a TV series originally touted to support a new trio of films, the first arriving in the form of Terminator Genisys, released back in 2015.

In 2017, it was reported that Cameron continues to hold the film rights and that the next movie in the series will actually be the conclusion.

Filming is now underway, getting underway on June 4 in Almeria, Spain. Arnie began shooting his scenes in July in Budapest, with other filming locations including Mexico and the UK.

From what has been gathered, the movie will return to its roots and keep with the direction that the first movies back in the 1980s made famous and genre-breaking. Little is known of the plot so far, but it’s expected that it will succeed compared to where the franchise failed just a few years ago. 

Arnie turned down a role in Predator for this movie, so must have seen something to suggest it’s going to be a thriller, while the return of Linda Hamilton also suggests that we’re going to see more of what we love about the Terminator franchise. 

That likely means a contemporary twist on an old classic. The graphics will be better than ever before, the stunts too. But keeping that old school storytelling which made it great.

We’re sure more details will be revealed over the coming months, and we’ll be sure to keep you in the loop.

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COF Presents: The Appeal of Steven Seagal

seagal2Steven Seagal is something of an enigma, as his behaviour becomes increasingly bizarre and his claims more outlandish, he has become a joke. His bloated appearance and penchant for long coats make him a figure of fun, but the many claims of sexual harassment laid against him, means the joke is starting to wear thin. We all laughed when he famously stated that he is a reincarnation of a Buddhist deity, then becoming Anderson Silva’s and Lyoto Machida’s special coach in the world of MMA, supposedly teaching them a finishing kick, which he himself would of struggled to perform even 10 years ago. Yet with the aforementioned harassment scandal, his treatment of animals on his show Steven Seagal: Lawman and his love of Putin and recent Russian citizenship, it is easy to ask: who the hell is this guy and what was his appeal in the first place? Despite his nonsense, there is no doubt that the man is unique and his original set of films are immensely entertaining. Come with me as I explore why…

"Above the Law" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Above the Law” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Blending Fact with Fiction

The first unique thing about Steven Seagal is that he had no bit parts or slow crawl into acting – he immediately got a starring role and writing credit on 1988’s Above the Law (aka Nico). After being the first foreigner to open a dojo in Japan, teaching Aikido after studying Karate as a young man, he moved to Hollywood to set up a dojo there. He helped train some stuntmen and bodyguards and managed to get hired as the martial arts instructor on 1983’s Never Say Never Again, supposedly breaking Sean Connery’s wrist.

He then performed an Aikido demonstration in front of some Warner Brothers executives, as well as being good looking and being an imposing figure, standing over 6ft 3inches tall (plus being very slim at this time, but never muscly!) he had an unusual style that hadn’t been showcased before. They were immediately impressed, signing him up to a multipicture deal. Seagal had been unleashed upon the world!

Above the Law is the start of the blending of fact with fiction, as it contains semi-autobiographical elements of Seagal’s life and fictional ones that he would slowly start to suggest aren’t so fictional after all. In his debut film, Seagal plays Nico Toscani, who like Seagal, studied Aikido in Japan eventually opening his own Dojo. Unlike Steven, he is then recruited by the CIA to take part in some Black Ops on the Vietnamese-Cambodian border during the Vietnam War. After trying to defend some locals from torture, dished out by his superior and eventual antagonist; Kurt Zagon, he is kicked out and becomes a Chicago detective.

Seagal and Sharon Stone in Above the Law.

Seagal and Sharon Stone in Above the Law.

In an interview on Australian talk show The Voice, when asked about Above the Law, Steven says that the part about the CIA mission is based on a true story, but he can’t go into the details. Later in the interview he talks about the Special Forces in terms of; ‘when we trained in such and such’, but of course he can’t give any more details! This is an interesting technique of suggesting he has done extreme and covert things, without actually saying it; intriguing indeed.

Above the Law was very popular and is an entertaining film, it is skilfully directed by Andrew Davis and has a solid supporting cast in Pam Grier and Sharon Stone. There is no doubt that Steven is the main appeal though, his unique back story and confidence (or cockiness, however you want to look at it) was a hook for audiences.

"Nico" German Poster

“Nico” German Poster

The Unusual Style

Above the Law is credited as the first western movie to feature Aikido, and it is certainly one that put the style on the map. This undoubtedly made Seagal stand out in the world of action heroes. Chuck Norris had Karate kicked many villains wearing jeans and cowboy boots whereas Jean Claude would become known for this jumping spinning back kicks and splits in unusual places, however the way Seagal would dispatch villains with little effort by stepping out the way, throwing them into furniture, twisting their limbs, locking and breaking arms and legs at will, looked exciting and felt like something new. This was especially true at a time when Hollywood could not compete with Hong Kong in terms of choreography. They would set up one technique and cut, unable to feature multiple moves due to the lack of timing, first spent on the fights themselves and secondly between the actors. Seagal’s immaculately performed set pieces stood out and showed an effortlessness rarely experienced by western audiences. Seagal’s films were especially violent and featured weapons frequently, either used by Seagal or turned around on his attackers. 

"Hard to Kill" Promotional Poster

“Hard to Kill” Promotional Poster

In 1990’s Hard to Kill Seagal plays Mason Storm (more on these amazing names later) a cop, who after filming a corrupt senator, is murdered along with his wife. But of course Seagal is only temporarily dead and spends 7 years in a coma, sworn to revenge after a hilarious training montage, aided in recovery by his real wife of the time; Kelly LeBrock, playing a nurse. Steven shows his proficiency with a gun, as well as knives, meat cleavers and even a broken pool cue. Here again he uses Aikido to dispatch multiple attackers, often using one body to block himself from an attack, and then turns their own weapon against them. Another theme that was starting to become apparent is that Steven Seagal barely gets touched by an attacker. This sort of makes sense as in an ideal world if you were so proficient at Aikido, your movement would be enough to keep you out of harm’s way. Still a glancing blow or being knocked to the floor may have kept him a little more grounded and built suspense.

So we have Steven Seagal’s unique blending of fact and fiction coupled with a rare style that worked very well in the Hollywood of the early 90’s, but there is more. His acting ability and often ludicrous lines really enhanced his appeal, giving great replay value to his films. 

Acting Ability

One liners are a given for any great action star, coupled with charisma, it is what makes the difference between an average star and an action great. Seagal does have some one liners, and has charisma of sorts, yet it is more to do with his delivery of lines and his general demeanour that makes him so hilarious to watch. No matter what character he plays, he is always cocky and sure of himself with a constant smile on his face, even if he has a gun pointed at his head. He also half whispers, almost mumbling his lines, add this to some very silly sentences and you have a recipe for success.

"Marked for Death" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Marked for Death” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Marked for Death, also released in 1990, is one of his finest movies, here he plays John Hatcher, a burned out undercover Drug Enforcement Agent, who retires to the small town he grew up in. He tries to ignore the Jamaican drug dealers who have moved in, but when he gets into a fight with them in a bar, he is marked for death! Luckily there is a Jamaican detective and a consultant who is an expert in voodoo, on hand to explain the plot to us. When his niece is injured in a drive by shooting, he vows to take them down and delivers this gem to the doctor looking after her:

HATCHER: ‘Let me tell you something Doc. I want you to treat this girl like the President of the United States and money isn’t a consideration’

DOC: ‘We treat all our patie…’ 

HATCHER: ‘Let me tell you something… President of the United States, OK?.’

Delivered in his hushed tones, makes this exchange even more fantastic than it already is. You can see the need for John Hatcher to show he cares for his niece, I am just glad they did it in such a ludicrous way!

1991’s Out For Justice is probably Seagal’s best acting performance, as it tries to form a character and has more dialogue scenes than some of his other offerings. He plays detective Gino Felino, whose partner is gunned down in broad daylight by Ritchie an acquaintance, turned drug addled psychopath, they grew up with.

The film works hard to establish Gino as being formed by the Bronx of New York, speaking in Italian and visiting Mafioso’s in Italian restaurants. He constantly talks about growing up on the block with Ritchie, determined to track him down even telling his parents that he is going to kill him. Of course that doesn’t stop Seagal displaying his old cocky self, culminating in a marvellous bar scene, where he walks in bullying the occupants shouting out ‘Anyone seen Ritchie!’ then asking the barman if he is a boxer, pointing out various boxing paraphernalia behind the bar. ‘You’re a boxer, you’re a tough guy?’ he asks him before the aging man swings a punch, of course being instantly dodged and hit back with fervour.

Seagal’s next film was his most popular and mainstream: 1992’s Under Siege features a standard hostage scenario on board a military ship, as it is hijacked by Tommy Lee Jones’ terrorist disguised as a rock star. Unfortunately for them, one of the chefs on board is actually Casey Ryback – an ex-Navy Seal demoted to a cook after punching his commanding officer.

You weren't an action star until you graced the cover of this magazine.

You weren’t an action star until you graced the cover of this magazine.

Steven is quite restrained in his acting here, almost playing second fiddle to the budget, effects and Tommy Lee, who always delivers. But we can still revel in the character of Ryback, his backstory will become a familiar one for Seagal in the following years. This feeds into the idea behind Above the Law, emphasising that Steven Seagal is not all that he seems and has a secret life, which can’t be talked about too much, but you can certainly feel the effects of his specialist training. Nonetheless it ends with some classic line, as one of his crew mates does a little dance and says ‘show us a move Casey’– he responds ‘here’s a move for you’ – then proceeds to kiss the girl, whom he rescued after she fell asleep in the cake, she was meant to burst out of! As ever he does it with a smug smile on his face.    

Character Names

As mentioned earlier, Seagal likes to craft his characters to be specialists, often with mysterious backgrounds, but they are always topped off with amazing names. We have already had Mason Storm, Gino Felino and Casey Ryback. They sound like the names Homer Simpson wanted when he changed his name to Max Power in The Simpsons. They really add to the mystique and silliness of how tough his characters are, despite them admittedly all being very similar. However my favourite is the lead character in Seagal’s directorial debut, the much derided but essential 1994’s On Deadly Ground.

There was once a time when we had to flip through a newspaper to see when/where movies were playing?

There was once a time when we had to flip through a newspaper to see when/where movies were playing?

Steven is Forrest Taft, a specialist in oil fires who works for Aegis oil, run by the ridiculously evil Michael Caine. Naughty Michael is cutting corners on a new oil rig based in Alaska, as it needs to be up and running before the rights revert back to the local Eskimo tribe. Despite Forrest being a great asset to Aegis, as soon as he suspects that they are using faulty equipment, they immediately try to kill him, of course failing – you can’t kill Forrest Taft! He is taken in by the local Eskimo tribe, where he goes on a spirit quest. He quickly realises the error of his ways and decides to take down Aegis oil and Caine himself. Unfortunately for the mercenaries hired to take down Forrest, it turns out that he has a background so secretive, the film doesn’t even tell you what it is. It just lets us know it is probably CIA but ultra-classified.

Don’t get me wrong, the film is a mess, but a delightful one! The central idea seems to be the transformation of Forrest Taft from a man with no morals, into an environmentally conscious hero, but it is so clumsily performed by Seagal, it doesn’t make much sense.

At the start of the movie Forrest is called a whore by his co-worker, which he replies ‘for 350,000 dollars I would fuck anything once!’ OK then, so he has been corrupted by money. In the next scene he defends a drunken Inuit from being bullied by a barrel chested local, playing a hand slap game, beating him into submission, before proclaiming; ‘What does it take to change the essence of a man?’ while wearing a Native American style coat, complete with tassels. OK then, he is already righteous and he just briefly worked for Michael Caine without knowing who he was. However at the end of the movie Michael Caine, scorns Forrest’s new Inuit girlfriend saying: ‘We bought hookers better than this for 5 bucks in Bangkok.’ This is quite a revelation, they have known each other for a long time and Forrest has shared nights of debauchery with him, it seems hard to believe they were best buddies crawling the red light district together, with bottles of Chang in hand.

But who am I to question the motivations of Forrest Taft, he is a complicated man, too complicated for one film it seems, we really needed a trilogy to fully understand him. Of course he defeats the evil oil company and his (sort of) transformation into eco warrior is complete, as he delivers an infamous speech about the environment, which although being long was actually cut down significantly by Warner Brothers. As clumsily tacked on as the speech is, there is nothing in it that is incorrect or controversial, if anything it is ahead of its time, talking about global warming and other important environmental concerns. The fact that it is suddenly shoved in after such a clumsily put together action vehicle, clearly didn’t sit well with viewers. 

Japanse advertisement shows us just a hint of Seagal's transition from big screen to small screen...

Japanse advertisement shows us only a hint of Seagal’s transition from big screen to small screen…

Conclusion

Unfortunately audiences and Warner Brothers did not like On Deadly Ground as much as I did! It was a failure and so less money was attributed to 1995’s Under Siege 2: Dark territory. Seagal’s only sequel to date, I guess the name Casey Ryback was too good to retire as he battles terrorists on a train. The film is fun but of lesser quality than his previous efforts. This was the start of his slow decline into eventual straight to video hell, weight gain and fighting sitting down.

His last cinematic starring effort was 2001’s Exit Wounds, memorable for DMX, Steven fighting two bouncers and early 2000’s rock music. It was a surprise hit, but it was all downhill from there with hundreds of efforts appearing on Netflix and straight to streaming, including six movies in 2016 alone!

I hope I have demonstrated some of his early appeal that those Warner Brother’s executives saw in his Aikido, charisma, cockiness and his connection to Japan. I have been entertained by this strange blend of a man and I don’t think we will ever unpick the fact from the fiction, which I hope some of the stories we have heard recently, are firmly the latter. Don’t worry, if they are proven to be fact, I’ll be the first person to flip him on his arse, deliver a mumbled one liner and then go and save a puppy.

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Vietnam is terrorized in the New International ‘Immortal’ Trailer

"The Immortal" Theatrical Poster

“The Immortal” Theatrical Poster

CJ Entertainment, a company primarily known for handling South Korean productions, is switching it up with Victor Vu’s The Immortal, Vietnamese horror movie in the tradition of The Wailing and House in the Alley.

Haunting dreams and visions lead Ahn (Once Upon a Time in Vietnam’s Dinh Ngoc Diep) to a mysterious cave where she discovers the terrifying secrets of Hung (Lôi Báo’s Quach Ngoc Ngoan) — a man who lived across three centuries. Hung’s tumultuous life reveals a story filled with ambition, vengeance and dark magic.

The Immortal hits domestically in October, followed by a soon-to-be-announced U.S. release date from CJ Entertainment. Until then, don’t miss the film’s Newest Trailer:

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New Trailer for ‘Ancient Sword’ from ‘Die Hard 2’ director

"Legend of the Ancient Sword" Teaser Poster

“Legend of the Ancient Sword” Teaser Poster

Renny Harlin, the Hollywood filmmaker known for Die Hard 2, Cliffhanger, The Long Kiss Goodnight and most recently, Jackie Chan’s Skiptrace, is prepping his latest Legend of the Ancient Sword, an adaptation of Gu Jian Qi Tan, a hit Chinese role-playing game.

According to THR: The Chinese film stars Wang Lee Hom (Little Big Soldier) as Yue, a young student of “Yanjia,” a lost martial arts form. Yue sets out to find Yanjia’s greatest master, and along the way he meets Wen (Victoria Song), Xia (Godfrey Gao) and Ah (Karena Ng). Together they team up to prevent a disaster from befalling the world.

Legend of the Ancient Sword is due domestically on October 1st – so check out the film’s latest Trailer below:

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Believer | Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

Believer | Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

Believer | Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

RELEASE DATE: October 30, 2018

On October 30, 2018, Well Go USA will be releasing the Blu-ray & DVD for Believer (read our review), the South Korean remake of Johnnie To’s highly successful crime thriller, Drug War. 

Much like the original – which was also distributed by Well Go USA back in 2013 – Believer follows a drug dealer who conspires with a dangerously ambitious cop to bring down a major cartel’s psychotic kingpin in this electric crime thriller.

The film stars Cho Jin-woong (A Hard Day), Ryu Jun-yeol (A Taxi Driver), Kim Joo-hyuk (Say Yes) and Cha Seung-won (Man On High Heels), with Lee Hae-young (The Silenced) in the director’s chair.

Pre-order Believer from Amazon.com today! 

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Black Water (2018) Review

"Black Water" Japanese DVD Cover

“Black Water” Japanese DVD Cover

Director: Pasha Patriki
Writer: Chad Law
Cast: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, Patrick Kilpatrick, Al Sapienza, Jasmine Waltz, Kristopher Van Varenberg, Courtney B Turk
Running Time: 104 min.

By Kelly Warner

I like Jean-Claude Van Damme. I blame/thank the good people of this here site for convincing me to give the actor’s films another look after I had dismissed them as forgettable, low-rent action movies. And, to be sure, some of them are forgettable, but there are legitimate gems in JCVD’s filmography as well. In the wake of his later productions like the self-titled JCVD, the dark and weird Universal Soldier sequels, and the unfortunately canceled Jean-Claude Van Johnson TV series, I remain interested in what the actor is doing next. So, does the star’s latest film, Black Water, join the ranks of Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning or is it more along the lines of Kill ’em All?

The film begins with Van Damme waking up groggy and drugged in a prison cell. He doesn’t know how he got there or why he’s been imprisoned. The voice of a fellow prisoner greets him. Van Damme’s neighbor Dolph Lundgren, playing a Hannibal Lecter-type intellectual prisoner that looks 7 feet tall, explains that there is prison is located leagues beneath the sea. As we get our first glimpse of the black submarine gliding through the abyss, Van Damme tries to fit together his last days of freedom to figure out how he ended up here.

It’s a good opening, throwing us right into the intrigue of the idea. The first sign that something’s not quite right, however, is when the film then backs up, takes us out of the water, and shows us the days prior to imprisonment. Van Damme plays Wheeler. We’re not told in any clear terms right off the bat what Wheeler does other than he’s involved in some sort of dangerous undercover work. He enters a hotel to meet his partner, Melissa (Courtney B Turk). There’s some talk about the importance of a newly acquired flash drive and then Melissa is undressing for sexy time. The next day, they’re ready to move on with the next part of their investigation (again, it’s not totally clear what they’re investigating at this point, other than the flash drive is involved. The flash drive is the new microfilm). Before they’re able to leave the hotel, Wheeler and Melissa are ambushed by a dozen heavily armed gunmen. After some less than stellar gunplay and vague spycraft, the flash drive is lost, Melissa is executed, and Wheeler is captured.

The plot finds its groove again when the CIA higher-ups enter the film. Patrick Kilpatrick (Death Warrant) plays Ferris, a high ranking CIA group director with the attitude of an angry bulldog. He drugs Wheeler, puts a bag over his head, and drags him off to the CIA black site submarine prison. Going along for the ride is another CIA man, Rhodes, as played by Al Sapienza (The Sopranos).  They’re given a tour of the sub, told how it works under the cooperation of a submarine skeleton crew, a mercenary task force, and a couple of young CIA agents, including the ambitious Agent Cassie Taylor (Jasmine Waltz).

The best scenes of the film feature Ferris unimpressed by everything/everybody he sees because he recognizes the threat that Wheeler poses. The screenplay by Chad Law (Close Range) has some good dialogue, too, with Kilpatrick and Sapienza getting the best lines. Once it’s clear that Wheeler is awake, Ferris ties him to a chair and threatens to stab a needle into his eye unless he tells him about the missing flash drive. The thinking in the CIA is that Wheeler has turned. The audience is never given any reason to believe that’s the case, but we’re also not clear what side the others are on. Someone on this submarine is clearly not the upstanding CIA agent they claim to be.

Shit goes sideways, the traitor reveals himself, and Wheeler fights his way out of his constraints. The young CIA operative Cassie Taylor takes a chance on Wheeler and escorts him away from the bloodshed and bullets, thus making her a target for the traitor who needs to cover up his crimes. Black Water becomes a game of cat and mouse as Wheeler and Cassie Taylor run around the sub while the traitor and the mercs chase them.

The action is enjoyable enough. It’s a tad limited by the submarine interior but there’s some decent shoot ’em up action and high kicks. I like that the film uses some very juicy squibs for gunshots and head strikes. The camerawork and editing are above average for this sort of B-movie actioner. The film is directed and shot by cinematographer Pasha Patriki (Gridlocked) in his directorial debut. I think Patriki shows promise as a director. He needs to get better at working with plot – the flash drive, the betrayals, and the black site are just excuses to put a grumpy JCVD in a submarine – but I like his sense of pacing.

Black Water flirts with sexism – or, at the very least, has an unforgivingly leering male gaze. The female characters, both of which have hot/cold relationships with Wheeler, find every excuse to change out of their tight shirts throughout the film. Both women are too young for Van Damme and it looks a little odd when they’re getting all twinkly-eyed in the presence of a half-asleep middle-aged man. One frankly laughable moment has Cassie Taylor take a bullet to the gut, then after lifting her shirt to dress the wound she is all better and barely seems to remember taking a bullet.

Dolph Lundgren is sadly wasted. He steals every scene he’s in, but there are unfortunately too few of them. Casting Dolph as a top-secret prisoner who enjoys literature, using his personal drawings as his cell’s wallpaper, and meditates to pass the time is amusing regardless of the story he finds himself in. It’s only later in the film that Wheeler decides to open Dolph’s cell in order to help even the odds that Dolph gets to do some stuff. Other prisoners are briefly glimpsed on security monitors but we never get to know them and as such the prison fails to come alive as a believable concept. It feels like the CIA is taking a submarine into international waters just to house two 80s action stars, which feels like a bit of a waste of government spending.

The surprisingly spacious sub interior only rarely ever actually resembles what we would accept as the inside of a submarine. I allowed it for a time, knowing they were working on a limited budget, but by the time they reached the sub’s control room I had to laugh. Not only is the sub apparently operated by only three people (not sure but that seems like not enough to me) but the control room is basically a windowless office with a couple computer screens and other tech doodads on the walls.

Van Damme’s performance is an odd one. One moment he looks like he’s trying another go at his brand of soulful, downbeat, introspective dramatic acting. The next moment he looks bored and barely there. And neither side of the performance fits the tone of the film. The script is better than you’d expect from what is a half-baked high-concept, low-budget prison movie, and most the cast appears to be into it. Kilpatrick is solid, Dolph made me laugh, Jasmine Waltz is likable, and Al Sapienza enjoys showing a bit of range. Van Damme appears to be the only one not having fun.

So, is it as good Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoningor is it bad like Kill ‘Em All? Well, it falls somewhere in between the two. I’m struck by the fact that with a bigger budget, sharper plot structure, better set design, and a more spirited leading man, this might’ve been something worth a hearty recommendation for action fans. As it is, though, Black Water plays like a less than stellar couple of episodes of 24, putting a bored Jack Bauer stand-in on a submarine so that he can be tortured by the CIA. Like the best/worst of 24, it has some cool, hard-edged action, but it also has its share of eye rolling silliness including moles, double crosses, and MacGuffins that we barely understand.

Kelly Warner’s Rating: 5/10

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Deal on Fire! Chuck Norris Triple Feature | Blu-ray | Only $7.74 – Expires soon!

Chuck Norris: Triple Feature | Blu-ray (MGM)

Chuck Norris: Triple Feature | Blu-ray (MGM)

Today’s Deal on Fire is the Blu-ray set for the Chuck Norris Total Attack Pack. This 3 disc collection includes three of Chuck Norris’ (Yellow Faced Tiger) most acclaimed films, including an early one by filmmaker Andrew Davis (The Fugitive, Under Siege):

1983’s Lone Wolf McQuade, starring David Carradine; 1985’s Code of Silence (read our review), starring Henry Silva; and 1986’s The Delta Force, starring Lee Marvin (The Dirty Dozen), Robert Forster (Jackie Brown) and Steve James (American Ninja).

Order the Chuck Norris: Triple Feature from Amazon.com today!

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Keep Calm and Be a Superstar (2018) Review

"Keep Calm and Be a Superstar" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“Keep Calm and Be a Superstar” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Vincent Kok
Cast: Eason Chan Yick-shun, Li Rong-Hao, Cui Zhi-Jia, Li Yi-Tong, Zheng Ji-Feng, Danny Chan Kwok-kwan, Wilfred Lau Ho-Lung, Hui Siu-Hung, Chris Collins, Vincent Kok Tak-chiu , Edward Ma, Lam Tze-Chung, Steven Fung
Running Time: 98 min.

By Paul Bramhall

Most fans of Hong Kong cinema will be familiar with Jackie Chan and Wong Jing’s reported inability to get along while making City Hunter in 1993. As a director, Jing’s hurried production style didn’t sit well with Chan’s perfectionist tendencies, and the pair have never worked together again since. Jing apparently had such a miserable time making his own movie, that 2 years later, seemingly out of nothing else but spite, he made High Risk. Casting Jacky Cheung as a world famous action star, renowned for doing his own stunts, in reality he’s always doubled by his bodyguard (played by Jet Li, who later apologised to Chan for starring), and is as cowardly as he is vain. An obvious send-up of Chan’s own persona, one that was being heavily cultivated at the time through the release of Rumble in the Bronx (and its famous tagline – ‘No Fear. No Stuntman. No Equal.‘), High Risk remains a guilty pleasure.

Skip forward to the present day, and director Vincent Kok is another filmmaker that’s worked with Chan, when he helmed the stars 1999 production Gorgeous. There was certainly never any coverage at the time, or even in the almost 20 years that have passed since, of director and star having similar issues, but nevertheless Kok’s latest undeniably feels like a spiritual companion piece to High Risk. Billed as a riotous sendup of Hong Kong’s golden age of action, KCABAS (as I’ll refer to it from here on in) feels like it’s at least 20 years late in terms of the movies its jokes riff on, however it’s also for this exact reason that many HK film fans will have such a good time with it.

Chinese singer-songwriter Li Rong-Hao makes his big screen debut playing a private detective, one with a penchant for classic Hong Kong action movies, who finds himself recruited by the cops to go undercover and investigate a famous action stars links to a Thai drug kingpin. The star in question, amusingly named Yuen Bao, is played by one of the most familiar faces of the 00’s HK cinema scene, Eason Chan (Heat Team). Posing as film crew on the set of Chan’s latest movie, The Time Adventurer (a nod to Yuen Biao’s own Iceman Cometh), Rong-Hao soon finds an opportunity to get close to Chan when he saves him from an on-set accident. The question is, can he complete his mission when faced with such distractions as studying the action choreographers at work, falling for one of the extras (Li Yi-Tong), and dealing with Chan’s shady manager, played by Danny Chan Kwok-Kwan (Bruce Lee from Ip Man 3).

The answer of course is yes, however just like many of the Hong Kong movies its spoofing, KCABAS is less concerned with the plot, and more about how many skits it can fit into its lean 95 minute runtime. In many ways Kok’s latest feels like a Hong Kong incarnation of The Naked Gun, with a bombardment of jokes constantly assaulting the screen, regardless of how many of them hit the mark. Rong-Hao makes for a likeable lead, and essentially acts as a proxy for the audience, as the wonder he shares at being part of a Hong Kong action movie is one that likely many of us have fantasised about as well (along with, let’s admit it, Shu Qi). However the show really belongs to Eason Chan, who hams things up to eleven and is visibly having a great time. His role latches on to many of the ‘too good to be true’ elements of Jackie Chan’s persona, and annihilates them to shreds in frequently hilarious ways.

From his complaints on only ever receiving awards for his action, but never his acting, to at its most blatant a sendup of the well circulated rumour that one of the outtakes from Armour of God II: Operation Condor was in fact performed by a stuntman, but the aftermath was staged to make it look like it was Chan. These scenes work so well because of their basis in reality, and could well be considered more on the nose than anything found in High Risk. However the fact that KCABAS has been made as a good natured romp, rather than a slap in the face, most likely allowed Kok to get away with a lot.

Outside of the constant skits, there’s an underlying theme that speaks of the need to be true to oneself, with both Chan and Rong-Hao sharing a love of the rousing ‘Police Story’ score, which is used as a motif throughout. It’s ironic that one of Jackie Chan’s most instantly recognizable songs is utilized more effectively in a movie in which he doesn’t feature, than it is when he recently re-recorded it in Mandarin for the God awful Bleeding Steel, but as this point in his career its perhaps to be expected. Much like George Lucas and Star Wars, movies like KCABAS show a greater understanding of why Jackie Chan is so popular than Chan himself does based on his recent output.

Kok doesn’t just limit the spoofing to the golden era of the aging actions stars career, with plenty of Hong Kong cinema references being joyously thrown in along the way. Similar in style to Xu Zheng’s Lost in Hong Kong (a movie which remains criminally under-watched by fans of HK cinema), KCABAS throws in plenty of meta-references, with recreations of scenes in Infernal Affairs, to jabs at Cold War, to namedropping the likes of Stephen Chow and Maggie Cheung (who has an acting style hilariously named after her). While pokes at more recent Mainland fare may be conspicuous in their absence (a franchise like Wolf Warrior seems ripe for spoofing), the resulting risk of being blacklisted makes it understandable, and if anything only serves to make KCABAS feel exclusively Hong Kong.

Of course any movie about Hong Kong action, send-up or not, should feature some, and here it’s choreographed by Sammo Hung’s son Jimmy Hung (the one who looks like Sammo spent a night of passion with Andy Lau). KCABAS marks the younger Hung’s sophomore venture into action directing, with his only other credit being the 2014 Taiwanese movie Lion Dancing. Thankfully though action choreography seems to be in the Hung families DNA, and the handful of exchanges interspersed throughout make for entertaining viewing. We get to witness Chan unleashing everything from drunken fist to snake style, while the likes of Chris Collins (Paradox) shows up as the villain of The Time Adventurer. Being a comedy, I was expecting Danny Chan to break out the Bruce Lee shtick, but to everyone’s credit he plays it straight throughout, removing any chance of a Jackie and Bruce to the Rescue redux.

As a director Kok has largely become associated with making the obligatory star-studded Lunar New Years comedies in recent years, with the likes of All’s Well Ends Well 2009 and Hello Babies. While this isn’t the first time for him to dabble directly in the spoof genre, with the lamentable superhero send-up Mr. and Mrs. Incredible from 2011 being more miss than hit, KCABAS does mark the first time to get it so right. While it’s a fair criticism to say that the Jackie Chan it’s spoofing is indeed the same era Jackie Chan being targeted in High Risk, when so many of the stars movies have such a timeless quality to them, somehow the jokes still manage to come across as relevant and fresh. But then, I’m a shameless fan of that glorious 80’s era of Hong Kong action, so perhaps for an audience more in tune with current trends KCABAS could well be a miss.

For the rest of us though, there should be much to enjoy. Appearances from the likes of Hui Siu-Hung and Lam Tze-Chung only add to the nostalgia, and in an industry which has strived to be taken more seriously, it’s kind of nice to watch a production that feels like it’s a product of that bygone ‘make things up as we go’ era. Featuring a distinct lack of Mainland influence, not a Japanese bad guy in sight, and a cast who are clearly game for a laugh, KCABAS is that rare breath of fresh air that makes you remember why you got into Hong Kong cinema in the first place.

Paul Bramhall’s Rating: 8/10

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New Poster for Chow Yun-fat/Aaron Kwok’s ‘Project Gutenberg’

"Project Gutenberg" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“Project Gutenberg” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Felix Chong, co-director of Donnie Yen’s The Lost Bladesman, teams up with frequent collaborator Alan Mak (Infernal Affairs) for an upcoming Hong Kong action film titled Project Gutenberg (read our review). The film is directed by Chong, based on a script co-written by Mak.

Project Gutenberg stars Chow Yun Fat (A Better Tomorrow) and Aaron Kwok (Monk Comes Down the Mountain) as a pair of gangsters in the counterfeiting business. The movie contains a homage to 1986’s A Better Tomorrow, which has Chow re-creating his iconic “burning a counterfeit bill” scene.

According to Variety, the story sees Hong Kong police hunting a gang of exceptional currency counterfeiters. Through a gang member (Kwok) whom they extradite from Thailand, the police find themselves on the trail of the gang’s shadowy mastermind (Chow). The film also stars Zhang Jingchu (Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation), Liu Kai Chi (Z Storm) and Catherine Chau (Heaven in the Dark).

Project Gutenberg is getting a domestic release on September 30, 2018.

Updates: Another New Poster has arrived (via AFS). CYF with a gun is always a good thing.

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Gambling for Head (1975) Review

"Gambling for Head" Theatrical Poster

“Gambling for Head” Theatrical Poster

Director: Jimmy Nam
Writer: Jimmy Shaw
Cast: James Nam, Shao-Hung Chan, Kuen Cheung, Nan Chiang, Shao-Lin Chiang, Chi Chu Chin, Chun Erh, Yi Feng, Tsan-Hsiung Ku, Hok Nin Lau, Ke Ming Lin, John Patton, Travador Ramos, Fui-On Shing
Running Time: 86 min.

By Jay Dune

Revenge plots are classic tropes that we see in martial arts movies all the time. Heck, even Western Action movies maintain that notion of revenge. Something bad happens to someone’s family member, and someone has to seek out justice, at all costs. Well, that’s what we are supposed to get with the movie Gambling for Head, and while the unfortunate title suggests that we are going to get an epic assault of the senses, and the poster makes it seem like there will be a fighter with a cool claw hand, we actually get a slow moving, boring, and somewhat formulaic kung fu movie. 

This 1975 action film stars a variety of actors that you may or may not know, and the film has not been updated or remastered, however, it has been dubbed in English. As you progress through the movie, the plot unravels in an unconventional method. At only 86 minutes, you should be able to gather the story quickly, but unfortunately, the edit that came to the west seems to be missing something, or has been edited into a framework that just doesn’t make sense at times. 

To that effect, you are going to have to sit through over an hour of story, with minimal action to see what is going on. If you aren’t paying a lot of attention, or you aren’t 100% committed to the action that is going on, you will miss small plot points that explain the reasons for progressing through the story. 

As you meander through the plot, you are introduced to several kung fu body guards that are sent out to the countryside to find and beat up gamblers that didn’t pay their debt. After this has. Been sourced, we get introduced to a couple of brothers that are struggling to make ends meet, and are taking care of a young child. When one brother goes out to get a job, refusing to become a bodyguard for the gambling hall that is sending out their bouncers, he leaves the other at home. With no money, that brother goes out to try and get medicine, but is thwarted when he only has one dollar, and the medicine costs two. He then gets the bright idea to go and gamble for the dollar, and upon losing, is so distraught he comes back and says, “I’ll Bet My Head!”, which is why the title is what it is. This doesn’t go well, and the bouncers, the murder crew, or whatever gang name you want to give them attacks him as he doesn’t want to die or give up his head, and they do a number on him. While the movie doesn’t show a decapitation, it’s eluded that he is murdered by the gang for his foolish bet. 

Fast forward to the young girl, now dead, and the brother arrives. He see the child dead, and finds out about his brother, all of course is not told on screen in this edit. Instead, you have to make assumptions, and assume that’s what happened, because he immediately shows up at the gambling hall with a sack of heads. You see, he killed all the bouncers, and now wants revenge. All of this is not explained in the movie, it is subtly told to you in one liners, and doesn’t show you how he fought them, or how he knew all the bouncers etc. 

By the time you settle in for this final showdown, you have given up more than an hour of your life to inconsistent story telling and minimal fighting. I almost gave up on this movie. Then in the final quadrant, the movie goes all out, and our main hero seeks revenge and takes on all comers. He takes out all the gambling hall’s employees, and after that is done, he takes on the final master. The final master puts on fight that includes multiple weapons, multiple kung fu styles, and a lot of back and forth. I could not identify the exact style of kung fu portrayed, but there were several rods used, and a claw chain used at one point. 

Gambling for Head is not a stellar movie. It can be very boring to sit through, but if you’re a fan of kung fu movies, you’ll enjoy the final sequence most. I’m not sure if the original edit has more story to it, but the Western released dubbed option has bad editing, and a rushed final set of sequences, that lead to a great final fight. For a throwaway kung fu movie, I can truly say that the final fight scene is worth checking out, even if it is only on Youtube.

I must admit though, I like the title, it reminds me of a terrible adult movie I might or might not have dreamed up. If the end fight didn’t have so much back and forth, with a focus on length, different kung fu styles, and weapons, I would say this was a passable movie, and yet, it’s got some charm. It is almost as though the director knew he was putting together something boring, so he put all his effort into the final sequence, and that saves this from getting a lower rating than it does. 

Note: The edition of the movie used for this review was part of a kung fu movie box set. It was only 86 minutes long. There is an edition floating around online that is 102 minutes long, but I didn’t get that version at the time of this review. Also, due to the limited nature of information, and misinformation on the dvd cases, imbd, and other pages, the information presented is accurate to what is available at the time.

Jay Dune’s Rating: 5/10

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Girls vs. Gangsters | DVD (Well Go USA)

Girls vs. Gangsters | DVD (Well Go USA)

Girls vs. Gangsters | DVD (Well Go USA)

RELEASE DATE: November 6, 2018

On October 2, 2018, Well Go USA will be releasing the DVD for Barbara Wong’s Girls vs. Gangsters (aka Girls 2).

The film stars Fiona Sit (The Midnight After), Yihan Chen (Spider Lilies), Ning Chang (Black & White: The Dawn of Justice) and a special appearance from Mike Tyson (Ip Man 3Kickboxer: Retaliation and China Salesman).

After a drinking contest with some questionable local spirits, five friends wake naked on a beach to discover one of them is handcuffed to a locked suitcase, one has a strange new tattoo, and none of them have any clue what happened the night before. When they soon find themselves pursued by local gangsters, their only shot at making it home – and to the altar – is to piece together the previous night’s events while on the run.

Pre-order Girls vs. Gangsters from Amazon.com today! 

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S.M.A.R.T. Chase | Blu-ray & DVD (Universal)

S.M.A.R.T. Chase | Blu-ray (Universal)

S.M.A.R.T. Chase | Blu-ray (Universal)

RELEASE DATE: October 2, 2018

On October 2, 2018, Universal Pictures is releasing the Blu-ray & DVD for Charles Martin’s British-Chinese actioner S.M.A.R.T. Chase.

S.M.A.R.T. Chase (aka Smart Chase: Fire & Earth or The Shanghai Job) features an all-star, international cast that includes Orlando Bloom (Pirates of the Caribbean), Lynn Hung (Ip Man 3), Simon Yam (Mrs K) and Xing Yu (Kung Fu Jungle).

The film involves a washed-up private security agent has to escort a valuable Chinese antique out of Shanghai but is ambushed en route.

Pre-order S.M.A.R.T. Chase from Amazon.com today!

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Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum (2018) Review

Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum | Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum | Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

Director: Jung Bum-Sik
Writer: Jung Bum-Sik, Park Sang-Min
Cast: Wi Ha-Joon, Park Ji-Hyun, Oh Ah-Yeon, Moon Ye-Won, Park Sung-Hoon, Lee Seung-Wook
Running Time: 94 min.

By Paul Bramhall

The found footage horror film could be said to have started with Italian filmmaker Ruggero Deodato’s notorious 1980 jungle nightmare Cannibal Holocaust, but for many viewers it will arguably be a movie that came almost 20 years later, in the form of The Blair Witch Project, that introduced them to the genre. Filmmakers Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sanchez were ahead of their time in utilising the internet to market their movie, in a way which blurred the line around if what we were going to be watching was in fact real, and the result became a global phenomenon. Sure, it was just a bunch of unknown actors running around in the woods at night with camcorders, but no doubt for those that watched The Blair Witch Project at the time of its release (I was one of them), it was terrifying for all the right reasons.

Soon the found footage technique became the new trend, with the likes of Paranormal Activity and [REC] continuing its use in the horror genre, while the likes of Cloverfield and Chronicle put it to use within the sci-fi realm. The Korean film industry has found itself frequently revisiting the found footage horror, with the recurring theme being that they all tend to fail miserably. From the likes of 2010’s Deserted House, to the more recent Hide-and-Never-Seek. However while Hollywood horror looks to make social media the new found footage (with titles like Unfriended and Friend Request already exposing the limited scope of the concept) Korea has just unleashed a new found footage horror that’s become the 2nd most successful local horror flick of all time.

With only Kim Jee-woon’s A Tale of Two Sisters being more successful, Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum appears to have hit the spot that other found footage horror flicks have been repeatedly missing. So what’s the deal? Helmed by Jeong Beom-sik, the director responsible for the underrated 2007 horror Epitaph, his latest effort has provided him with the success that’s proved to be so elusive up until now. Beom-sik is an aficionado of the horror genre, and contributed segments to both 2012’s Horror Stories and its 2013 follow-up, Horror Stories 2. But when neither of them set the box office alight, he appeared to turn his back on horror, and made a raunchy adult comedy as his sophomore full length feature in the form of 2014’s Casa Amor, Exclusive for Ladies.

Thankfully his third feature sees him returning to the genre he loves, although it hit a few bumps in the road on the way to the screen, even if some of those bumps can also be contributed to its success. First of all, Gonjiam is in fact a real psychiatric hospital which was abandoned in 1995, the reasons for which are surrounded in urban myths (various blogs site everything from ghosts to financial problems). It frequently turns up on ‘Creepiest Places on Earth’ type lists, so if anything it’s a surprise a horror movie has never been filmed there before. Of course, understandably the owner of the hospital, who’s been trying to sell it ever since, didn’t feel that a movie about it being haunted would help attract any potential buyers, so filed a lawsuit against Beom-sik and the production company to prevent it from being released. Luckily, the authorities saw sense, and in March 2018 a Seoul court ruled in favour of it being released.

The plot of Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum is, as expected, little more than a rudimentary framework on which to hang off various scares. A popular vlogger (played by Wi Ha-joon) who runs a site dedicated to covering unexplained happenings, usually of the gruesome variety, decides the best way to increase his views is to broadcast a live stream special event of a group of young paranormal enthusiasts exploring Gonjiam at night. With each of the group fitted with GoPro’s and various other camera equipment, soon they’re on their way, with Ha-joon coordinating everything via headsets to his two regular staff that are accompanying them, while he runs the show from a nearby tent. While Ha-joon and his crew have set up various staged scares to ensure they get the views they’re after, soon events begin to happen which aren’t in the script, and an increasing sense of real terror and panic creeps in as Gonjiam begins to reveal its secrets.

Beom-sik has made a bold move reverting to a genre that many would consider ran out of gas several years earlier, however his back-to-basics approach for the large part pays off. Just like in The Blair Witch Project, most of the cast in Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum are not well known actors, with perhaps the most recognizable face being former frequent Kim Ki-duk collaborator Park Ji-ah, who has a small but meaningful role. The rest are either regular supporting actors (Park Ji-hyun, Oh Ah-yeon, and Park Sung-hoon) or are making their debut (Moon Ye-won and Lee Seung-wook). Just like any horror movie of this nature, the strange events also spilled into real life, with Seung-wook announcing his departure from the entertainment industry just days after its release, marking him as noticeably absent from the promotional activities the cast were taking part in.

The real question of course is the only one that matters for any horror movie – is it scary? To which the answer is, yes, in varying degrees. Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum is a lean movie, running for just over 90 minutes (a small miracle for any Korean movie in recent years), and as such it has to get the sense of dread instilled almost from the word go. Instead of choosing this approach though, Beom-sik plays with the audience just as much as he does the characters exploring the asylum. Some of the scares seem too obvious – loud noises, dolls that suddenly show up in different locations, and alike. Just as it seems the latest found footage horror isn’t going to bring anything different to the table than any of the other failed attempts, that’s when it’s revealed that most of the scares so far have in fact been staged. It’s a smart move, and one which speaks to the cynical mind-set modern audiences have to such setups.

The benefit of this is, once the real scares do come, we’ve been lulled into a false sense of security, which helps to make even the most basic bump in the night that much more terrifying. With that being said, the real scares also don’t last as long as they should, with proceedings abruptly ending just as it begins to feel we’re ramping up to something truly terrifying. It could easily be argued that Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum delivers its scares just as effectively as The Blair Witch Project, and to a point I’d agree. However the difference is, in The Blair Witch Project the terror is sustained, whereas Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum cuts out at a point when you still want to be scared more. It feels a bit like if The Shining ended just as Jack Nicholson was about to enter room 237 in the Overlook Hotel.

What we do get though is a few effectively drawn out scenes of terror, with the U.S. educated character (played by Moon Ye-won) earning the title of scream queen with aplomb. Korean’s have always had somewhat of an awkward relationship with their fellow countrymen who weren’t raised on Korean soil, so it seems somewhat fitting that in the horror genre, being educated overseas marks you as the equivalent of a character having pre-marital sex in a slasher movie. You know they’re going to die first. The dimly lit surroundings are also utilised to maximum effect when it comes to wringing out the tension, with the face-facing cameras allowing us to witness the terror up close and personal. Indeed it’s the stripped down realism that works so much in Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum’s favour, with no unnecessary CGI or booming soundtrack, we’re simply left to be absorbed in the dark recesses of the hospital, and what lurks in them.

Does Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum reinvent the Korean horror genre? No, not by a longshot, and purveyors of the horror genre will no doubt note its similarities to the 2011 Canadian found footage flick, Grave Encounters. However Beom-sik has approached the material with a refreshing lack of pretentiousness, seemingly with no further ambition than to creep the audience out and give them a few jumps along the way, and sometimes in a horror movie that’s all that’s needed. My only wish is that he dedicated as much time delivering on the expectation to be jumping out of our seats every few minutes, as he did on subverting them. As it is though, Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum is a horror movie which deserves to be seen, and for anyone that’s planning to visit Korea at some point, it at least gives you one more place to add to your itinerary.

Paul Bramhall’s Rating: 6/10

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