Second in Command (2006) Review

"Second in Command" Japanese DVD Cover

“Second in Command” Japanese DVD Cover

Director: Simon Fellows
Cast: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Julie Cox, Alan McKenna, William Tapley, Razaaq Adoti, Velibor Topic, Warren Derosa, Ian Virgo, Raffaello Degruttola Raffaello Degruttola, Serban Celea, Vlad Ivanov, Vlad Ivanov, Razvan Oprea, Mihai Bisericanu, Colin Stinton
Running Time: 92 min.

By Kyle Warner

After reading the post by Jeff Bona on the influential career in action movies that Jean-Claude Van Damme has had (“The Most ‘Remade’ Action Star”), I realized that I’d only seen a small number of the actor’s films. So, I decided to change that, and over the past six months I’ve caught up with a lot of the JCVD films I’ve missed over the years. In doing so, I became a fan of the guy, and was introduced to many good movies and more than a few bad ones.

Second in Command is one of the bad ones.

In my time exploring the filmography of Van Damme, the star has worked with many high-concept ideas but rarely seems to deal with important, real-world issues. Second in Command is one of the rare political action movies that I’ve seen starring The Muscles from Brussels. However, its attempt to convey a political message beyond ‘Americans good, communists bad’ never fully develops (in fact, I’m not sure there even is a message beyond that). For a movie that begins with the burning of the American flag, things soon play out very safe and predictable. That flag burning is an act of protest that’s amusingly largely ignored by traffic and civilians and only has one photographer present to document it all. A protest lacking an audience seems to defeat the point of having a protest, I would think… Oohhh, I know. Maybe the lack of an audience for the protesters reflects the lack of an audience for the movie. How’s that for film criticism?

Second in Command basically plays out like the season premiere of a particularly unimaginative season of 24. Jean-Claude Van Damme plays the French-accent version of Jack Bauer by the name of Commander Samuel Keenan and he comes with Jack’s reputation for going rogue, surviving ticking clock scenarios, and a tendency to piss off terrorists wherever he goes. Sam Keenan’s been called into the small Eastern European nation of Moldavia to join the US Embassy there. Not long after he arrives, a faction representing the country’s communist past rises up and attempts to overthrow the government. Because the Moldavian President’s military is conveniently off doing training exercises in the mountains, it’s up to the good ol’ US-of-A to step in and save the day. Sam Keenan swoops in, picks up the President, and returns him to the US Embassy where they will endure a last stand and wait for backup to arrive. Second in Command thinks its situation is a bit like The Alamo. “Good movie,” says one character. No one will be saying that about this film.

The film clearly lacks a decent budget but that doesn’t explain some of its poor decision making. Beyond Van Damme, the cast is made up of mostly no-name actors—and I have nothing against that—but many of them are no good. More puzzling is how many actors resemble each other. You’d think that if you don’t have the cash for bigger names that you’d go for diversity and variety in your cast. Nope. Two villains look enough alike that I thought they were the same guy until I saw them in two different places. The way the film is shot also shows some odd choices. It switches from the usual camerawork to a camera that’s meant to remind the viewer of live news broadcast. Instead, it just draws attention to its lack of money and looks more like something shot on video. On top of all that, the film’s editing is frantic, completely chopping up otherwise impressive explosions or stunt pieces (one part has an RPG blowing a hole in the embassy—it looks good but the editing ruins it, trying to show the sequence from a dozen unnecessary angles). Sometimes it even jumps between the different film styles during these moments of action, throwing me completely out of the movie. It’s annoying when a film manages to look even cheaper than it probably actually is.

Let’s talk about Van Damme for a moment, since he’s the main reason someone would think to pick this up. I can’t remember the actor ever looking so bored on screen before. There’s no fire there. His gaze remains vacant even during the scenes that are supposed to be dramatic shifting points, like he’s already dreaming of being far away. As far as the action goes, most the film is limited to dull gunfights. Only in the finale do we see the martial arts Van Damme’s known for. It’s not a bad scene but it’s definitely not worth the wait. However, that fight is performed inside the US Embassy with an active sprinkler system, which basically allows JCVD to have a fight in the rain INDOORS. So, check that one off the fight scene bucket list, I guess.

It’s basically a bad movie from top to bottom. As I work my way through the films of Jean-Claude Van Damme, it’s sometimes difficult to tell which ones should be skipped. Well, here’s one of the skippable films. Second in Command is dull as dishwater… Hmm. You know, now that I’m thinking about it, what has dishwater ever done to get the reputation of being dull? I really can’t say it deserves such a rep. It’s nasty and I gotta use gloves because damn, what if there’s a piece of a noodle floating around in there? Like the garbage compacter from Star Wars, my dishwater is never dull. Second in Command sure is, though! So, I say we grant dishwater a reprieve. It’s suffered a false reputation for far too long. From now on I shall say that something is ‘dull as Second in Command.’ No one will know what the hell I’m talking about, but I’ll know… Oh yes, I’ll know…

Kyle Warner’s Rating: 3/10

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We ‘Overheard’ a fourth film is coming…

"Overheard 3" Chinese Theatrical Poster

"Overheard 3" Chinese Theatrical Poster

Are you ready for another dose of surveillance action from the popular Overheard franchise? Derek Yee (Shinjuku Incident) is planning the 4th installment of the series; this time around, with a new trio of actors replacing Louis Koo (Flash Point), Daniel Wu (The Banquet) and Lau Ching-Wan (The Bullet Vanishes).

There’s currently no word if Alan Mak and Felix Chong (the duo responsible for the first three films) will be involved. But if history plays a factor, there’s a good chance they might return, with Yee, once again producing.

Keep it here for updates! (overheard from AFS)

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Creepy (2016) Review

"Creepy" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Creepy” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: Kiyoshi Kurosawa
Novel: Yutaka Maekawa
Writer: Chihiro Ikeda, Kiyoshi Kurosawa
Cast: Hidetoshi Nishijima, Yuko Takeuchi, Haruna Kawaguchi, Masahiro Higashide, Teruyuki Kagawa, Ryoko Fujino, Masahiro Toda, Toru Baba Misaki Saisho, Takashi Sasano
Running Time: 130 min.

By Martin Sandison

An established Japanese film company called Shochiku, which celebrated its 120th anniversary last year, has left an enduring legacy. From Yasujiro Ozu masterpieces such as Tokyo Story to more recent output such as Casshern, the diversity of movies the company produces is legendary. As the lights dimmed in the Cinemaxx theatre at the Berlin Film Festival, the appearance of the Shochiku logo ensured that I would be watching a quality movie…

Creepy is the new film from director Kyoshi Kurosawa, who has built up an impressive body of work. His films, Pulse and Tokyo Sonata, are recognizable titles to anyone familiar with world cinema. His chameleon-like ability to weave a quite traditional Japanese aesthetic into genres such as horror and drama is admirable. While not being overly stylish, Creepy contains many powerful moments.

Takakura is an ex cop turned professor who, with his wife Yasuko, has moved into a comfortable home in the suburbs. Takakura soon gets himself obsessed with an unearthed case – unsolved from 6 years before – thanks to his old partner. Meanwhile, the couple’s new neighbor seems a bit strange, but Takakura’s wife still strikes up an unlikely friendship with him. The two narratives run concurrently, and the progression of each is well-constructed: The investigation comes across as a thriller, while the dramatic potential of the other narrative is realized; the two ultimately collide.

Takakura is played by Hidetoshi Nishijima, who is best known for roles in the aforementioned Casshern and narrator for the wonderful Haruki Murakami adaptation, Tony Takinati (a movie that finds a place in my heart, since Murakami is my favorite author). Nishijima’s portrait of restraint, yet explosive emotion, is absorbing. Appearing as Yasuko is Yuko Takeuchi, who known the world over for only her second screen role in the J-horror classic Ring. Here, her character is multi-faceted; communicating strength and resolve. Teruyuki Kagawa certainly is creepy as the neighbor with a million secrets. His initial eccentricity is wonderfully drawn. A veteran character actor, Kagawa, was also in Kurosawa’s Tokyo Sonata, Takashi Miike’s misstep Sukiyaki Western Django and mainstream fare like Rurouni Kenshin.

The bridging of the two storylines is handled brilliantly by Kurosawa, each told with a different aesthetic and tone that is never jarring. The use of long takes, so prevalent in all cinema these days, serve dramatic purpose and is never obligatory. The influence of classical Japanese cinema is evident, with elegant camerawork that is reminiscent of Ozu at his best. Takeshi Kitano’s detached, but comical style, in films such as Sonatine, is also clear, especially with the early treatment of Kagawa’s eccentric character.

J-horror’s style and intimation of extreme violence is present, certainly as the narrative builds to an extraordinary climax with the novel use of a vacuum pack – a scene that will haunt my memory for a while. Overall, the film that I was most reminded of was Takashi Miike’s all-time classic Audition, with its surreal atmosphere and escalating horror.

Creepy is effective at developing character, while still leaving room for intrigue and suspense. While not as immediately satisfying as Audition or Sonatine, the film is one that haunts you, and definitely warrants a revisit.

Martin Sandison’s Rating: 8/10

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Bianca Bree Van Damme will ‘Kick Kick Bang Bang’!

"Paranormal Activity Security Squad" Teaser Poster

"Paranormal Activity Security Squad" Teaser Poster

It looks like Bianca Bree Van Damme is following the footsteps (or should we say “feet”) of her action star father, Jean-Claude Van Damme (Pound of Flesh).

A martial arts movie titled Kick Kick Bang Bang (formerly known as Kickbox) is currently in pre-production. Bree will star alongside “rising martial arts star” Alex Wraith (No Tears for the Dead, Killer Feet) who will also be directing the film.

According to producer Nathan McCoy (The Mojo Boys), Kick Kick Bang Bang will be predominantly shot in Bangkok, Thailand with the bulk of the crew and actors coming from that region.

Bree, who has been practicing karate and kickboxing since her childhood, has co-starred with her father in number of films, including Assassination Games, 6 Bullets, Welcome to the Jungle and the yet-to-be released, Full Love.

In addition to Kick Kick Bang Bang, Bree and Wraith have also collaborated on Enter the Fist and the Golden Fleecing, as well as P.A.S.S.

If you want a taste of what she’s capable of, check out Bree’s fight reel, which also features Kick Kick Bang Bang co-star/director, Wraith. We’ll keep you updated on this project as we hear more!

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Sleazy new trailer for Herman Yau’s ‘Nessun Dorma’

"Nessun Dorma" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“Nessun Dorma” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Looks like Herman Yau (Taxi Hunter) is competing with Steven Seagal for having the most pending projects at one given time. In addition to the recently announced Shock WaveThe Sleep Curse – and the forthcoming Mobfathers – the Hong Kong filmmaker is currently in post-production phase for Nessun Dorm(read our review).

This Category III film stars Andy Hui (Future Cops), Janice Man (Helios), Gordon Lam (Z Storm) and Wilfred Lau (Full Strike).

Plot details are thin, but judging from the film’s trailer (via AFS), the story involves nudity, abduction and domestic violence. Good, clean family fun.

Look out for Nessun Dorma later this year.

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Johnnie To will unleash more triad violence in ‘Election 3′

"Election 3" Teaser Poster

"Election 3" Teaser Poster

Johnnie To (Fulltime Killer, Office), one of the most diverse directors in the world, is currently wrapping up the script for Election 3, the 3rd part of his popular triad series.

To has been brainstorming Election 3 since 2013 (it was originally planned for 2015), so we can only expect another solid story that dovetails into The Godfather-esque levels of criminal scheming and machinations.

According to THR, To is considering whether Louis Koo will return: “The script is rather long right now; I haven’t decided which section will be used… If I use the later section, Koo might not be in it.”

Election 3 is expected to shoot in 2018. Stay tuned!

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More kung fu awaits with Yuen Woo-ping’s ‘Hand Over Fist’

"Magnificent Butcher" Hong Kong Theatrical Poster

"Magnificent Butcher" Hong Kong Theatrical Poster

There’s just no stopping director/legendary choreographer Yuen Woo-ping (Magnificent Butcher). Hot on the heels of his recent high profile projects – Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny and Ip Man 3 – Yuen is getting ready to start yet another martial arts project titled Hand Over Fist.

According to THR, Hand Over Fist is the tale of a 600-year-long feud between ancient rival kung fu masters that draws modern Hong Kong protagonists into the action. No further details are available at this time.

In addition to Hand Over Fist, Yuen also has his hands busy with Miracle Fighters, a remake of a supernatural kung fu film he directed in 1982. As for Yuen’s Vigilantes: The Lost Order (his The Matrix meets Wall Street flick)… let’s just say it’s put on hold indefinitely, which is probably a good thing.

We’ll keep you updated on Hand Over Fist as we hear more!

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Jarhead 3: The Siege | Blu-ray & DVD (Universal)

Jarhead 3: The Siege | Blu-ray & DVD (Universal)

Jarhead 3: The Siege | Blu-ray & DVD (Universal)

RELEASE DATE: June 7, 2016

Universal presents the Blu-ray & DVD for Jarhead 3: The Siege, an action film directed by William Kaufman (One in the Chamber).

Starring in sequels to earlier theatrical titles is becoming a habit for martial star Scott Adkins (Close Range). First was Undisputed 2 and Undisputed 3 (another sequel is currently pending), then came Green Street 3: Never Back Down, and just recently, it was announced that he’d be doing a Hard Target 2.

Now, Adkins is back at it with Jarhead 3: The Siege, a similarly themed, but unrelated sequel to the first two Jarhead movies. This one revolves around a group of Marines who must protect a US Embassy in the Middle East when it suddenly comes under attack from enemy forces.

Judging from the newly released trailer to Jarhead 3: The Siege, those looking for Adkins to show off his fighting ability may be left disappointed – because it looks like it’s more about gunfights and explosions than weaponless action – but then again, you’ll never know what the full movie has to offer.

Jarhead 3: The Siege also stars Charlie Weber (Vampires Suck), Tom Ainsley (Versailles), Erik Valdez (Paint It Black) and Dante Basco (Blood and Bone). | Trailer.

Pre-order Jarhead 3: The Siege from Amazon.com today!

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Rambling Guitarist, The (1959) Review

"The Rambling Guitarist" Japanese Theatrical Poster

"The Rambling Guitarist" Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: Buichi Saito
Writer: Gan Yamazaki
Cast: Akira Kobayashi, Ruriko Asaoka, Sanae Nakahara, Nobuo Kaneko, Jo Shishido, Misako Watanabe, Kyoji Aoyama, Mari Shiraki, Hiroshi Nihon’yanagi, Yuzo Kiura, San’emon Suzuki, Hyosuke Kanbe, Tsuneo Katagiri
Running Time: 78 min.

By Kyle Warner

The Rambling Guitarist is a film that has very clearly taken some notes on what was popular at the time in Hollywood. What begins as an Elvis-inspired drama about a musician on the road quickly spins into a gangster thriller. There’s also traces of a western in there somewhere. Thrown together, you get a lot of competing ideas for a 1 hour and 17 minute film, but somehow it keeps things together and manages to be a pretty entertaining (if overly familiar) bit of old-fashioned cinema.

Akira Kobayashi (Proxy War) plays a cool Elvis kind-of-guy named Taki. The ‘rambling guitarist’ of the title, he drifts into a small seaside town with nothing but a guitar to his name. After a silly barroom brawl affirms that Taki is also something of a badass, he pays his debt to the ruined bar owners by playing his guitar and entertaining customers. Though Taki claims he doesn’t want to stick around, he apparently quickly changes his mind when the local crime boss sees potential in him and hires him to do collections.

Here’s when the film shifts gears. At the start The Rambling Guitarist seems tailor-made for Akira Kobayashi, giving him a chance to play a mysterious musician who drifts into town, sorts out justice, and romances the pretty girl (Ruriko Asaoka). The dramatic shift in tone and direction happens gradually enough, but before long The Rambling Guitarist and its main character seem entirely different from what we saw in the opening moments. Crime boss Akitsu (Nobuo Kaneko) has great ambitions for his town. Akitsu wants to build an entertainment complex by the sea and the only thing standing in his way is a fishery that refuses to sell. Akitsu has no qualms that his own sister lives and operates out of the fishery and makes it his mission to destroy her business so that he may swoop in. By this time, Taki has become an enforcer for Akitsu, but he’s still basically a decent guy at heart. His relationship to Akitsu becomes strained the more he learns of his boss’ dirty dealings and things get even more complicated when Taki’s past comes back to haunt him.

It’s a simple film. It takes us exactly where we’d expect. The fun comes from the actors, basically all of whom turn in good work. Akira Kobayashi is more believable as the guitarist than as the sharpshooting gangster but overall I enjoyed his character. Ruriko Asaoka (Incident at Blood Pass) shows some range as the love-struck Yuki who grows up a lot by the end. Nobuo Kaneko plays a similar slime ball criminal to the one he played in Battles Without Honor and Humanity—it’s a role he excels at. And Jo Shishido (Massacre Gun) plays a man from Taki’s past that can’t quite place how he knew Taki before, but we can tell it has Taki worried. Shishido and Kobayashi have some good scenes together. The boyish Kobayshi contrasts well with the rough Shishido, who looks even rougher than usual here with an ugly scar cut across one of those puffy cheeks of his.

The film, like its central character, drifts in and then drifts off again right about the time we thought we were beginning to know them better (it appears that there would be sequels, though, including titles like The Rambler Rides Again and Rambler in the Sunset). The Rambling Guitarist is slight but it manages to tell a complete story with entertaining characters crammed into its 77 minutes. Though the film may not stick around long enough or have enough new ideas to leave much of an impression, I enjoyed the movie and would consider giving it another spin in the future.

A note on the release: The Rambling Guitarist is the third film of Arrow Video’s new Nikkatsu Diamond Guys Vol. 1 Blu-ray/DVD set. The three films (the others being Voice Without a Shadow and Red Pier) are all put onto a single Blu-ray disc (the three films are then split between the 2 DVDs also included on the set). Now, I cannot tell you for certain if there was any issue with compromised video due to the three films sharing one disc, but I’m going to guess not. Each film is around 90 minutes long and the special features are brief; I’ve seen big studio releases put more content onto one disc before. The films look pretty good. I thought Red Pier looked a little beat up at times but that’s more likely due to the source materials. Voice Without a Shadow looks fairly excellent and The Rambling Guitarist (the only color film in this set) looks good for its age, with colors that really pop.

For special features we get two brief visual essays from Jasper Sharp, who gives us some background info on the Diamond Guys, in particular Hideaki Nitani and Yujiro Ishihara. They’re short videos but Sharp knows the subject well and fans should enjoy getting the extra info on the stars. Also included with the set is a booklet with a set of essays from Stuart Galbraith IV, Tom Mes, and Mark Schilling. I really enjoyed this set. I thought that Red Pier was rather dull but the other two films were entertaining, especially Seijun Suzuki’s Voice Without a Shadow. Also included on the set are trailers for the films to be included in Nikkatsu Diamond Guys Vol. 2, and if the trailers are any indication, Vol. 2 looks to be going for a much lighter tone. In Vol. 2 we should expect to see Tokyo Mighty Guy, Murder Incorporated, and Danger Paws. I’m happy that they’re already planning a second volume. I enjoyed this one and welcome a chance to see these lesser-known films starring some of Japan’s greatest stars.

Kyle Warner’s Rating: 6.5/10

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Harrison Ford and Spielberg re-team for ‘Indiana Jones 5’

"Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" Japanese Theatrical Poster

"Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" Japanese Theatrical Poster

As of late, Harrison Ford has definitely been on a roll reviving some of the most iconic characters he has ever played. In 2015, he brought back Han Solo in Star Wars: The Force Awakens. 2018 will see the return of Rick Deckard in Blade Runner 2. Now – after years of rumors, it’s official: Disney has just announced that Ford, along with Steven Spielberg, will be returning as Indiana Jones in 2019.

The official press release is as follows:

Indiana Jones will return to the big screen on July 19, 2019, for a fifth epic adventure in the blockbuster series. Steven Spielberg, who directed all four previous films, will helm the as-yet-untitled project with star Harrison Ford reprising his iconic role. Franchise veterans Kathleen Kennedy and Frank Marshall will produce.

“Indiana Jones is one of the greatest heroes in cinematic history, and we can’t wait to bring him back to the screen in 2019,” said Alan Horn, Chairman, The Walt Disney Studios. “It’s rare to have such a perfect combination of director, producers, actor and role, and we couldn’t be more excited to embark on this adventure with Harrison and Steven.”

Famed archaeologist and explorer Indiana Jones was introduced in 1981’s Raiders of the Lost Ark – one of AFI’s 100 Greatest American Films of All Time – and later thrilled audiences in 1984’s Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, 1989’s Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, and 2008’s Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The four films have brought in nearly $2 billion at the global box office.

So,what’s next? Ford returning as Jack Ryan? Only time will tell. We’ll keep you updated on Indiana Jones 5 as we hear more.

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Cityonfire.com’s ‘JCVD 5 Movie Collection’ Blu-ray Giveaway! – WINNERS ANNOUNCED!

Jean-Claude Van Damme Collection | Blu-ray (Mill Creek)

Jean-Claude Van Damme Collection | Blu-ray (Mill Creek)

Cityonfire.com and Mill Creek Entertainment are giving away 3 Blu-ray copies for the Jean-Claude Van Damme 5 Movie Collection to three lucky Cityonfire visitors. To enter, simply add a comment to this post and describe, in your own words, this clip.

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The Blu-ray for Jean-Claude Van Damme 5 Movie Collection will be officially released on March 15, 2016. We will announce the 3 winners the following day.

CONTEST DISCLAIMER: You must enter by March 15, 2016 to qualify. U.S. residents only please. We sincerely apologize to our non-U.S. visitors. Winners must respond with their mailing address within 48 hours, otherwise you will automatically be disqualified. No exceptions. Contest is subject to change without notice.

Winners: Matthew Essary, Micheal Kelley and James Lohmann.

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Invincible Obsessed Fighter (1982) Review

"Invincible Obsessed Fighter" Korean Theatrical Poster

“Invincible Obsessed Fighter” Korean Theatrical Poster

AKA: Mu-rim Beggar Warriors
Director: Kim Jung-yong
Writer: Youn Suk-Hoon
Producer: Godfrey Ho, Tomas Tang
Cast: Elton Chong, Mike Wong Lung, Leung Ting, Chan Lau Lei, Fei Wan, Chu Gei Yuen, Gam Yung Yuen, Cheung Chit
Running Time: 85 min.

By Paul Bramhall

This 1982 Korean production is right up there with Magnificent Wonderman from Shaolin when it comes to awesome movie titles. In fact, in an alternate reality I hope there’s a crossover movie called Magnificent Wonderman from Shaolin vs. Invincible Obsessed Fighter, if there is I’d be first in line to watch it. Like just about every old school Korean kung fu flick that made it to western shores, the original title is of course entirely different, and in this case it was released in Korea as Mu-rim Beggar Warriors. Not quite as awesome, but certainly far from terrible.

Invincible Obsessed Fighter was directed by one of the most well known names from the Korean kung fu movie scene of old, Kim Jung-yong. This was the man behind everything from early Casanova Wong movies such as Four Iron Men, the Dragon Lee and Chang Il-do starring Bruce Lee’s Ways of Kung Fu (which also gave a certain Won Jin his movie debut), and the original Arahan. Alas, for better or worse, Jung-yong is also the director responsible for most of Elton Chong’s movies.

It’s hard to imagine a kung fu star who divides fans more than Elton Chong. For some his presence in a movie is even more unwelcoming that Dean Shek, while others buy into his hyper energetic comedic style. Describing an Elton Chong movie is tough work, but I guess if I had to, I’d say imagine the Three Stooges combined with Tom and Jerry, then proceed to crank everything up to 11. His movies will either have you rolling with them, or will have given you a headache and have you reaching for the stop button within the first 5 minutes. My first Elton Chong experience was Magnificent Natural Fist, and I ended up falling into the latter category. I still haven’t gone back to watch the rest of it.

However Invincible Obsessed Fighter had my curiosity, some said it was even more insane (perhaps they meant inane?) than Magnificent Natural Fist, and that the fight action was the best out of any of his movies. It’s these types of discussions that almost always lead me to watching the movie in question, and so it came to be the case here.

From the word go Invincible Obsessed Fighter declares its intentions loud and clear – fights, and lots of them! Like in Magnificent Natural Fist, they’re defined by the wild undercranking and enthusiastic falls from the performers. However what was immediately apparent is that, regardless of the undercranking, there was some pretty intricate and powerful exchanges taking place. Kicks come thick and fast, with bodies flying everywhere, and the manic energy that’s so grating in other efforts by Chong, here somehow translates to an entertaining spectacle of raw fighting goodness.

Almost all of Chong’s movies are low budget affairs, and so essentially live and die based on the talents of the cast. Judging by the skills on display of regular Chong co-star Mike Wong, it’s safe to say that those talents were going to be put to good use here. Of course, the poor production values are inescapable in various scenes, such as the small market place set, and even the dubbing seems to be low budget – at one point a bandit is clearly supposed to tell the villagers that their town is now under his control. However in the dubbing, instead he yells, “From now on this place is under control!” By missing one word the whole context of the statement is completely changed!

Thankfully the dubbing redeems itself in other areas, Wong’s character is amusingly called Fat Ho, whose fighting technique is called the 8 Chopper Fist. As childish as it may be, there’s something undeniably funny about watching the head villain demand his lackeys to go out and find Fat Ho. There’s also a random Ghost Fighter introduced into the plot, who abruptly diverts the movie into some Kung Fu Zombie themed territory, as scenes of him practicing black magic and stuffing live maggots into his mouth lend a supernatural feel to proceedings. However with such a manic pace it all somehow works, and gives us a highly entertaining fight scene between Chong and the Ghost Fighter, who acts like some kind of super powered white haired zombie.

Despite my reservations about attempting to sit through a whole Elton Chong movie, it turned out that every fight scene was entertaining, and one was never more than 5 minutes away. It’s never really clarified exactly who the Invincible Obsessed Fighter is, but either way, Jung-yong certainly seems obsessed with cramming in as much fight action as possible. It’s a credit to him, and also Mike Wong’s choreography skills, that none of the action begins to get dull, a criticism I’ve levelled towards other fight filled films such as Monkey Kung Fu. If you’re going to have characters constantly throwing down, you need at least some reason for them to do so that the audience can connect with. I’m not sure Invincible Obsessed Fighter has that, however the fact that its non-fighting scenes move along at just as much of a manic pace as the fight themselves, ensures that it always feels like a lot’s happened by the time the next fight kicks off.

The fight scenes themselves carry that same kind of intense energy that can be found in the likes of the previously mentioned Kung Fu Zombie. There’s a Looney Tunes inspired level of violence to them, being executed by some high level martial arts practitioners, that makes them a joy to watch. There are a couple of instances when Chong grabs the foot of whichever bad guy he’s fighting, and makes him kick the back of his own head with it. This type of physical comedy is universal, and to watch it being performed with such wild abandon, combined with the undercranking, somehow makes it all come together in such a way that it’s difficult not to enjoy, despite its silliness.

What’s also notable is some of the camera work during the fight scenes, which often have Chong facing off against groups of opponents. Jung-yong probably took notes from Sammo Hung’s The Prodigal Son made a year prior, because the camera occasionally performs some aesthetically pleasing tracking shots around the performers as they fight. This really adds to the choreography, in comparison to the camera just being static, and captures some great movements from Chong and co.

From the 1 hour mark it becomes almost non-stop fight action, and there’s a lot to enjoy. Chong intercepts people mid-flying kick, throws in Michael Jai White’s trademark flying kick/superman punch combo, and builds up to an epic 10 minute one on one against the villain played by Bi Un. What I particularly liked about the finale is that Chong is inflicted with a foot injury before it starts, that unlike many kung fu movies, which would conveniently forget about whatever ailment the hero is suffering from, goes on to play a significant part during the fight itself. It’s an intricate and kick heavy ten minutes, which at one point has blood splattered all over the camera in an inventive point of view shot, and throws in an absurdly over the top series of finishing moves which will definitely raise an (intentional) laugh.

Elton Chong will remain an acquired taste, but for those who like their kung fu cranked up to levels of Looney Tunes style violence, while still being able to appreciate the skill and talent of what’s going on, Invincible Obsessed Fighter manages to strike that balance. Whether it aimed to do so is debatable, but it’s probably the most accessible of Chong’s filmography, so if you’re going to check him out, you know where to start.

Paul Bramhall’s Rating: 7.5/10

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Travolta joins the “Over 50” action club with ‘I Am Wrath’

"Face/Off" Japanese Theatrical Poster

"Face/Off" Japanese Theatrical Poster

The newest trailer for I Am Wrath, the latest actioner from director Chuck Russell (Eraser, The Scorpion King) and star John Travolta (Face/Off), has just arrived and gives us a first look at the film’s gritty action and Taken-esque plot. After Stanley Hill (Travolta) witnesses his wife’s death at the hands of a group of thugs, he expects for the police to capture the men who took his wife from him. When the officers fail to bring the assailants to justice, Hill and his old friend Dennis (Christopher Meloni) decide to take matters into their own hands and go after the criminals themselves.

Although I Am Wrath’s plot is an amalgamation between Death Wish, Taken, and John Wick, it’s nice to see Travolta join in on the “Over 50” action genre that stars Liam Neeson and Denzel Washington have had cornered for the last couple of years. However, I Am Wrath looks to tackle far grittier territory than most of Neeson or Washington’s films, as Travolta looks to be fully committing to a vigilante role that will allow him to show his acting chops and rack up a kill count along the way. Think early 90s Steven Seagal in both tone and content, and you’ve got I Am Wrath, more or less Travolta’s answer to one of contemporary action cinema’s most popular sub-genres.

The film, which also stars Christopher Meloni (Man of Steel), Rebecca De Mornay (Runaway Train), Amanda Schull (Nikita T.V. Series), and Luisa Da Silva Jr. (Dragon Eyes), premieres on VOD on April 15th and than in theaters on May 13th. Get a gander at some of the shootouts and hand to hand combat in the newest trailer now.

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Mermaid, The (2016) Review

"The Mermaid" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“The Mermaid” Chinese Theatrical Poster

AKA: Mermaid
Director: Stephen Chow
Cast: Deng Chao, Lin Yun, Show Luo, Zhang Yuqi, Kris Wu, Lu Zhengyu, Fan Shuzhen, Li Shangzheng, Bo Xiaolong, Pierre Bourdaud, Ivan Kotik, Kong Lianshun, Bai Ke, Chiu Chi Ling, Tin Kai-man, Tsui Hark, Wen Zhang
Running Time: 94 min.

By Ningen

Liu Xuan is a rags-to-riches Tony Stark-type flirt who has everything he could ever need, with the exception of a conscience. After pulling his latest land-grab, he teams up with fellow rich asshole Ruolan to murder the local sea life with sonar. The purpose? Artificially boost the economic value of the area to potentially make it ripe for tourist and housing deals. But unbeknownst to him, he’s also contributed to the massacre of a school of mermaids who plot to retaliate by killing him. The method? Catfish (Sorry, couldn’t resist) him with a female mermaid by the name of Shan, who poses as a human to get close to him.

As with Journey to the West, Stephen Chow once again chooses to be behind the camera for this picture. Though unlike Journey to the West, the production values are a lot higher and the story-line’s a little more focused and relatable. So I should appreciate it more, right? Well, the answer is yes and no.

The Mermaid’s definitely a message movie that goes down a lot less annoyingly than, say, Avatar. But at the same time, it’s a lot more gruesome than the typical Stephen Chow movie. So, if you’re expecting it to contain his trademark slapstick humour with a little bit of over-the-top violence thrown in, then you might be disappointed. Chow does not hold back in his depiction of the fishes being slaughtered, and the film rightfully earns its R rating because of that. The comedy’s also more satiric in tone, with Liu Xuan’s skirt-chasing antics being scrutinized in particular.

Personally, I don’t totally care for the lead character, even when he does change his colors a bit. He’s more akin to the wheeler-and-dealer you’d see in a Hollywood movie which places heavy emphasis on accounting, dropping stock, and trading and selling shares. I mean, he’s a little more noble than the soulless hunters with harpoons who work with him. But he still tries to resolve his problems with money in some form or another, and it makes The Mermaid come off more corporate than intended.

But as usual for a Stephen Chow movie, the female characters are played by attractive, but assertive, actresses who steal the show from the male lead. In some ways, they’re the main reason to see the film, because the male performers are sidelined into roles with a caricatured bent. You almost wish they were given longer scenes with Li Xuan to expand his one-note persona.

So, overall, The Mermaid is great, if you’re looking for the Chinese answer to a Hayao Miyazaki movie. But if you really just want a fun Stephen Chow movie, it might better to wait until he stars in one again.

Ningen’s Rating: 7/10

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Xiao Zheng’s ‘Papa’ hits U.S. theaters on March 18!

"Papa" Chinese Theatrical Poster

"Papa" Chinese Theatrical Poster

On March 18, 2016, United Entertainment Partners (The Final Master) is releasing Xiao Zheng’s Papa, a new Chinese film that was shot mostly in Los Angeles. The film is a remake of the 2012 Korean film of the same name.

Papa stars Yu Xia, David Wu, Song Zuer, Yang Zi, Dennis Oh, as well as cameos from American talent, such as Macy Gray and Emily Kinney.

Here’s what you can expect from the plot: A bumbling Chinese talent manager, Huang, travels to L.A. to retrieve his singer who fled to elope mid-tour. Instead of retrieving his singer, his futile attempts land him an arranged marriage, five adopted kids and an angry boss demanding his investment back. In his quest to reclaim fame and fortune, Huang learns an important lesson in what it means to be a family…

Papa will be getting a North American limited release on March 18th, so check your local listings. Until then, be sure to catch the film’s new trailer.

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