“The Kid with the Golden Arm” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Chang Cheh
Writer: Ni Kuang, Chang Cheh
Producer: Mona Fong Yat Wah
Cast: Wai Pak, Sun Chien, Philip Kwok, Johnny Wang, Lu Feng, Chiang Sheng, Helen Poon Bing Seung, Lo Meng, Suen Shu Pau, Siu Yuk Lung, Chan Hung, Chow Kin Ping, Chui Tai Ping, Dang Wai Ho, Ha Kwok Wing, Lai Yau Hing, Lau Fong Sai, Luk Kim Ming, Robert Mak, Ng Hong Sang, Sek Gong, Suen San Cheung, Tony Tam, Dick Wei
Running Time: 81 min.

By Joe909

If you were to pick up the NS DVD of Kid with the Golden Arm (currently the only DVD release available), you might deem the movie a haphazard, barely-plotted action fest that jumps from one fight scene to the next, with zero character or plot development. You wouldn’t be too far from the truth, but in reality you can’t judge Kid by the NS DVD. Like most other Venoms movies they’ve released, NS has sourced their copy of Kid with the Golden Arm from a severely-edited European print of the movie. True, the picture quality isn’t bad, and it’s actually widescreen, but about fifteen minutes of the film is missing.

One of the few movies to feature all six of the Venoms, Kid gets started with an action scene and doesn’t stop until the end. Even the opening credits feature some action, as the four bosses of the evil Chi Sah gang show off their styles. The story concerns Sun Chien’s escort service, which must transport a large shipment of gold. With them comes virtuous swordsman Li Chin-Ming (Wei Pai) and his woman, the equally-skilled Ms. Ling (Chi Pan-Ping). The service also employs the services of Short Axe (Chiang Sheng) and Long Axe (Sun Shao-Pei, the annoying prick who killed Lo Meng in Five Venoms), two fighters who compete to see who can kill the most villains. Continuously bumping into them is the drunken government agent Hai To (Kuo Choi).

The Chi Sah gang is headed by Lo Meng, as the titular character. As usual, he only fights with his hands, but he has an iron skin technique, plus he can shatter swords bare-handed. Their second chief is Lu Feng as Silver Spear; Wang Lung-Wei is the third chief, Iron Robe, and Brass Head (Yang Shung) rounds out the principal villains as the fourth and final chief. Sun Chien knows these guys are out for the gold, and even after the Chi Sah gang attacks the escort service at their base, they still carry on with the journey.

Kid with the Golden Arm is not a movie with layer upon layer of subplots. Instead, things pan out in about as narrow-minded a manner as you could imagine. The escort service gets attacked by the Chi Sah gang, someone dies, the escort service moves on, they get attacked again. The movie features more action than The Five Venoms, sure, but it’s nowhere near as good because the story is lacking.

Kuo Choi’s drunken character Hai To provides the only unexpected bits; for example, at one point Li Chin-Ming is hit with the “sand palm,” which is an assured, but slow, death. Hai To steals him away from his girl and bars him in an iron forge, despite her pleas. Turns out almost being roasted alive is the only cure for the sand palm, yet Wei Pai’s character holds a grudge against Hai To throughout the movie. On top of that, Kuo engages in all manner of Jackie Chan-type goofery, obviously attempting to tap into the success Drunken Master.

The film opens bloodily with an escort service member crawling into their headquarters, “Chi Sah gang” etched onto his bare back by a sword. He dies in his tracks, serving as warning that the gang is out for the gold. Everyone reacts to this, and then Sun Chien gives everyone a history of the gang. What’s great is that after a while no one even pays any attention to the guy’s corpse. After warding off a surprise attack (in which Brass Head gets killed), the escort service heads out.

On the road they’re attacked a few times, though each time Hai To saves the day, appearing literally out of the woodwork. One unique aspect of the film is that main villains are killed throughout. Those expecting the requisite Venoms finale of Kuo Choi, Lu Feng, and Chiang Sheng going at it will be surprised. Instead, the movie is comprised of several running battles in which main heroes and villains buy it, regardless of how late we are into the film.

Finally it comes down to a face-off between Hai To and Golden Arms. This is a nice fight, as Kuo Choi uses his acrobatic skills and swordplay against Lo’s bare hands. The fight is also enjoyable because it’s one of the few times we get to see Lo Meng. Although he’s the title character, Lo is absent for the majority of the film. He also doesn’t get a chance to display his comedic skills, instead playing the kind of character typically portrayed by Lu Feng.

Speaking of which, Lu Feng is also underused in the film, though he does get to camp it up early in the movie, disguising himself as an old man. The climax features an unexpected twist, but I find it hard to buy. Regardless of how many times I see the movie, the sudden appearance of a major character’s twin always surprises and confuses me.

Chang and the Venoms inject some dark comedy into the film. Other than Kuo Choi’s hijinks, the two Axes have a running gag on the number of villains killed. Kuo Choi also gets some laughs by continuously rejecting Silver Spear’s offers to join the Chi Sah gang. I’ve also always loved the last moments with Golden Arms. At the end of the film, he makes a few serious, life-changing decisions; something rare for main villains, who usually stay bad until they meet their doom. But after he announces his plans, well, you’ll just have to see for yourself. Let’s just say what happens to him is shocking with each viewing.

The violence level is pleasantly high. Blood erupts from sword gashes, people get hacked apart, and those beaten by fists bleed profusely from the mouth. At one point, an assailant who hides behind a panel is stabbed, and blood shoots across the screen. One of the main chiefs suffers a grisly fate, landing on an upturned spear. This is certainly one of the more violent Venoms movies.

The sets however are minimal, mostly fake-looking reconstructions of forests and hills. It might appear fake, but it’s the same look that gives these movies their otherworldly allure. The soundtrack deserves special mention, ranging from eerie synthesizer to acid-fried guitar to totally-inappropriate medieval-sounding tunes. Choreography is the usual Venoms great, though here most of them fight separately, and rely more on weapons than they do in some of their other movies.

Kid with the Golden Arm is a good Venoms film, but it’s not their best. I’d rank Five Venoms, Crippled Avengers, and Invincible Shaolin higher. But for all Venoms fans, it’s required viewing. For those who want to see the complete film, however, things aren’t so easy. The movie was released uncut in Holland, and bootlegs exist of this print, which is full-screen and English dubbed, with Dutch subtitles. I’d advise all to just wait for the Celestial remastered release, though. There are few things as unappealing as the Dutch language.

Joe909’s Rating: 8/10