La Belle (2000) Review

"La Belle" Korean Theatrical Poster

"La Belle" Korean Theatrical Poster

AKA: Mi In; Love Remembered By The Body
Director: Yeo Kyun-Dong
Writer: Lee Sang-woo, Yeo Kyun-Dong
Producer: Yoo In-taek
Cast: Lee Ji-hyun, Oh Ji-ho, Cho Kyeong-hwan, Cho Kyeong-uk
Running Time: 91 min.

By Alexander

Get two models. Any two will do. Put them in a stylishly furnished loft with a gorgeous view. Lock the door. Encourage your “actors” to improvise their dialogue and fuck each other often. Refer occasionally to the napkins you wrote your script on. Film. The result? “La Belle.”

“La Belle” is like a…poor man’s “9 1/2 Weeks.” But whereas “9 1/2 Weeks” was filmed in a variety of somewhat-pleasing-to-look-at locations, had an OK soundtrack and starred Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger when Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger still mattered, “La Belle” tries to go all avant garde on us and makes use of one boring setting for 80 of movie’s minutes (a sparsely furnished apartment heavy on the white), uses one (static) camera, is devoid of nealy all sound save for an occasional grunt and moan, and stars a poor man’s Takeshi Kaneshiro and a poor man’s Shu Qi. In fact, excise the frequent sex (filmed midnight-movie-on-Cinemax-style, with lots of boob and butt but little else) and loooooooooong stretches of silence and this movie would be seven minutes long. Really. I’ve written longer Post-Its.

And lest you think I’m being overly critical and unfair, one of the few actual conversations in “La Belle” goes something like this:

“My pussy hurts.”
“Why?”
“We did it too much.”

At one point during “La Belle,” Poor Man’s Shu Qi moans, “I’m glad somebody loves my body.” I almost jumped out of my chair and screamed, “I love your body! I love it!” Because dude, whoever this babe is, she’s as hot as any woman I’ve ever seen. But that is “La Belle’s” lone bright spot, and we all know that a pair of hot “actors” isn’t enough to carry an entire film or else the “movies” on the Playboy Channel would be competing for Oscars.

I think my biggest problem with “La Belle” isn’t its lack of music, near lack of dialogue and the monotony of the setting. “Twelve Angry Men” is one of my all-tme favorite films and that takes place in one ROOM. No, my dislike of this film stems more from the absolute lack of character development and the handful of gimmicks the film’s creators use to try to keep the audience interested in the “plot.” (A ringing phone! Ooh! Ah!) The two characters are dull. We know nothing about them. There is NOTHING about either that allows us to care about them. They’re hot, sure, but they’re annoying and super-boring. Ultimately, the film’s climax (hehe) falls completely flat because really, WHO CARES?

Alexander’s Rating: 5/10


By Equinox21

The first two-thirds of this Korean film reminded me a LOT of a Wong Kar-Wai film. It just had that sad feel of a guy and the love that could not be had. This film focuses on the losing side of a love-triangle, where the girl is still in love with the OTHER guy. It’s complete with all the feelings of anger, depression, pain, abuse, jealousy, happiness, etc. all expressed generally quite subtly. There are many interesting uses of voice-over, narration and sex scenes in this movie, none overdone and all quite effective in construing the feelings of the characters.

This is a sad film. It’s very bleak. In just about every scene there are only two human characters, and a third mobile phone that you’ll grow to despise. Things seem to go so well for a little while, then that dreaded phone rings and the pain starts again.

The acting was pretty good. Both expressed the emotions necessary well, and believe me, there were a lot of them. The music, though, was superb. The piano music punctuated the feeling of each scene perfectly. I don’t think there could have been anything better about the soundtrack. It really added a lot to the feelings expressed.

Overall, this is a pretty good movie, but not great. I think it’s just far too depressing to be great. Few movies can pull off such sadness and still be a really good movie, one being In The Mood For Love. This one just brings down your day, but it’s still worth a watch.

Equinox21’s Rating: 8/10

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Il Mare (2000) Review

"Il Mare" Korean Theatrical Poster

“Il Mare” Korean Theatrical Poster

Director: Lee Hyeon-Seung
Producer: Cha Seung-Jae
Cast: Lee Jeong-Jae, Jun Ji-Hyun (Chon Ji-Yeon, Jeon Ji-Hyeon, Joon Ji-Hyun, Gianna Jun)
Running Time: 90 min.

By Owlman

Have you ever wondered what you would do if you discovered a device for time travel? Would you use it to discover what future lies ahead of you? Or would you use it to make changes in the past? Or better yet, would you use it to gain riches beyond anything you’ve ever imagined?

Well, Il Mare doesn’t really get into that. Instead, the time travel device (a mailbox at a seaside home dubbed Il Mare) becomes a communication avenue for two people separated by a difference of two years – Sung-Hyun (Lee Jung-Jae) in 1998 and Eun-Ju (Jeon Ji-Hyun) in 2000. They start exchanging letters to each other over a period of time and begin to develop a close friendship. While Sung-Hyun begins to develop romantic feelings for Eun-Ju, he is hampered obviously by the time difference (evident by the fact that Eun-Ju of 1998 has no idea who he is) but also by the fact that Eun-Ju of 2000 still pines for an old flame.

With the rich cinematography and lovely shots of the seaside, Il Mare is certainly a beautiful looking film. The budding romance story is also well done and the two leads certainly have good chemistry, even with the challenge of rarely sharing any scenes together. Jeon Ji-Hyun is radiant throughout the movie.

However, there are two things that bother me about the movie.

One is the plausibility of the whole time travel concept used here. Let me put it this way – I was raised on watching Star Trek and the concept of time-space continuum used there. In Il Mare, the ending should never have worked under that framework. Don’t get me wrong – I thought it was a nice way to wrap up the movie (“I’m going to tell you a story…”) but I started riffing to my wife about how it couldn’t possibly work. She, of course, rolled her eyes and told me to shut the fuck up.

Secondly, I find the soundtrack irritating. They keep playing the same piano melody over and over again – it does nothing but remind me of that wedding chestnut “All My Life” by K-Ci and JoJo. Given that I HATE HATE HATE that song, you can only imagine how much I can’t stand the soundtrack to Il Mare. All those who say that they enjoyed the soundtrack need to get their heads checked.

In conclusion, Il Mare is a fine film hampered only by my tendency to be a geek about time travel and overly critical of lousy music.

Owlman’s Rating: 8/10


By Alexander

I loved this movie. Loved nearly everything about it. I loved the score…the first I’ve actually enjoyed in an Asian movie. I loved the performances. Both Jeon Ji-hyun (“My Sassy Girl”) and Li Jung-jae are stellar. I loved the cinematography and locales ( I never imagined the Korean coast would be so gorgeous). I loved the film’s deft juggling of drama, wit and tragedy. I loved the plot (I spent the entire film wondering what was going to happen to our protagonists). And, I loved that I loved this movie. After a year-long break from Asian cinema, and a recent slew of mediocre and over-hyped Korean films (“Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance” and “My Sassy Girl,” namely), I’ve finally, FINALLY found a film worth watching again and recommending. It’s that good, and ranks up there with “Chungking Express,” “Comrades, Almost a Love Story,” “Metade
Fumaca” and “Portland Street Blues” as the best in Asian drama.

But, if there were a mailbox — like the one in “Il Mare” — in front of MY house that let ME send things to someone who was living two years in the past, I would put in the box the following items:

– A newspaper. For obvious reasons. Lotto numbers, sports scores, race results and…

– …news, which would make Friend From the Past eerily prescient and the most popular person at parties.

– A fly. Like in the movie, “The Fly.” Just to see what would happen.

– A People magazine with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes on the cover. Just to fuck with people’s minds. (“Wait, the girl from “Dawson’s Creek”? And TOM CRUISE? No fucking way.”)

– A Photoshopped picture of Tokyo being decimated by Godzilla on the cover of the New York Times with a huge banner headline reading, “Giant Lizard Kills Thousands!” Y’know, as a joke.

– A fake obituary of Friend From the Past with something about her being mauled by…sharks. Great white sharks. Or bears. (Because I’m mean.)

But anyway.
The premise is, admittedly, a bit goofy and there are a few holes to be poked in the plot, but ultimately, “Il Mare” is one great film.

Highly recommended.

Alexander’s Rating: 9/10


By Equinox21

See this movie for one reason alone, Jeon Ji-hyun! The movie itself is excellent, but the real reason to see this one is for everyone’s favorite Sassy Girl. Though she obviously plays a completely different role in this movie, she’s still a treat to watch. This is a light romance/drama movie, and not a romantic comedy.

The story starts off with Kim Eun-joo (Jeon Ji-hyun) moving out of her architecturally unique house on the sea, called, appropriately enough, Il Mare (Italian for “The Sea”). It is Christmas time, 1999. Upon leaving the house, she drops a Christmas card in the letterbox for the next resident of the house; in it is a request to forward her mail to her new apartment as she is expecting an important letter from America. After this, Han Sung-hyun (Lee Jung-jae) moves into the house and finds the card awaiting him. The card’s request causes his some confusion as he is the first resident of the newly completed house, and it is actually Christmas time, 1997. What follows is a relationship that develops through letters (and other miscellaneous items) being deposited into the letterbox and appearing in the other time period.

Spoilers: When Eun-joo finally gets the letter she was expecting from America, she is heart broken. It turns out that the letter she sent was returned, as she didn’t include a complete address. What she was expecting was a letter from her ex-boyfriend who left South Korea to study illustration in America, and wanted her to join him. She chose not to go with him in order to stay in Korea and start up her own career of doing voice acting, thus ending their relationship. When she cannot bear it anymore, she sends a letter back in time to Sung-hyun to ask his help in stopping her boyfriend from leaving her for studying abroad. The ending is excellent, and takes a few minutes to grasp because of the space-time continuum alterations that have been made (and I’ve watched enough Star Trek to know that you don’t take the space-time continuum for granted!).

This is a great romantic movie. It’s quite refreshingly unique to see the relationship develop the way it did, with two people who were it different time periods. Aside from the incredible idea of the time warp letterbox (which the characters seem to completely accept with no questions), it’s thoroughly enjoyable to watch. The letterbox is just a new and unique way of introducing two people and having them start a relationship. Now, maybe Korea doesn’t have a lottery, but I can tell you that’s the first thing I’d send back in time, a list of winning lotto numbers! Also, the puppy is really, really cute! Thankfully, Hollywood has just bought the remake rights and are not going to be butchering this version, instead making their own (probably) abysmal version (thus reinforcing the idea that they’re completely out of their OWN original ideas!).

Equinox21’s Rating: 9/10

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Host, The (2006) Review

"The Host" Korean Theatrical Poster

“The Host” Korean Theatrical Poster

Director: Bong Joon-Ho
Cast: Song Kang-ho, Byun Hee-bong, Park Hae-il, Bae Doona, Ko Ah-Sung, Kwon Byung-Gil
Running Time: 120 min.

By Ningen

A subordinate Korean guy who probably works for Harvey Weinstein at his day-job listens to his white American supervisor scientist know-it-all guy and dumps some random chemicals into the sink, even though the pipe leads to the Han river. What the toxic mix creates is some sort of weird hybrid between Godzilla ’98, Yonggary, and the spawn from the Alien films. The mutant starts attacking South Korea by swallowing random people and spitting them out into a drain so it can save them for later. Among one of its victims is the daughter of Gang-Du Park, a slacker snack vendor who belongs to a dysfunctional family of losers. When he finds out that the girl is still miraculously alive, he teams up with his dad and siblings to save her and possibly even take down the beast in the process. Unfortunately, because he was bitten, Gang-Du gets targeted by the U.S.-led government. The feds want to perform experiments on civilians, while using a viral outbreak as the pretext for quarantining the “hosts” of said virus.

While I do like the fact that the monster in the film doesn’t look out of place in spite of being cg, The Host suffers from its secondary anti-American plot, since it confuses the viewer over whether they’re watching a horror flick or a political thriller. Plus the arc may not sit well with the easily- offended foreigner who doesn’t like us being equated with the Japanese from WW2. (Of course, since the average American doesn’t care about history, it’d probably fly right over their heads anyway.) Anyway, while the human experimentation analogy didn’t bother me, I’m still baffled about how the hero’s able to escape the situation. In fact, it’s actually the second escape he makes-the first one with his family-and both drag down the pacing.

I like my horror to have a sense of fear, but unfortunately, The Host suffers from a sense of reptition. You either have to sit through countless scenes of Nam-il (Gang-du’s daughter) trying to escape or Gang-Du’s family bumbling their way through encounters with the creature in question.

By the time they finally get an edge on it, the fights start feeling anti-climactic. Also, while some may think the negative endings for certain characters add some darkness to the tone of the film, I’m annoyed that the film had me rooting for them, only to have them lose anyway. What’s the point? Even the way The Host finishes is uncertain. This might normally add a sense of forboding, but in actuality, feels out of place, since you can’t tell whether the director’s trying to be cute or scary.

In conclusion, The Host is not bad, but it doesn’t deliver.

Ningen’s Rating: 6/10 for atmosphere and creature-shop effects; 5/10 for story; 7/10 for interesting characters (6.5 total)

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Sad Movie (2005) Review

"Sad Movie" Korean Theatrical Poster

“Sad Movie” Korean Theatrical Poster

Director: Kwon Jong-Gwan
Cast: Jeong Woo-Sung (Jung Woo-Sung), Im Su-Jeong (Im Su-Jung), Cha Tae-Hyeon (Cha Tae-Hyun), Yeom Jung-A, Yeo Jin-Gu, Shin Min-A, Son Tae-Young
Running Time: 108 min
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By Mighty Peking Man

Kwon Jong-Gwan’s Sad Movie is a damn near perfect piece of cinema. From start to finish, it keeps your attention. It’s a great looking movie that feels refreshing, vibrant and tight. There’s not a dull moment I can think of… even the soundtrack is nice.

Sad Movie revolves around a group of individuals who are all experiencing some kind of difficulty towards a loved one. One guy is getting dumped by his girlfriend because he has been jobless for 3 years; A woman is worried because her boyfriend has a dangerous job as a firefighter; A kid and his mom are trying to find happiness towards each other; Another girl has a crush on a boy, but is having trouble getting to know him because she can’t speak and is ashamed of her physical appearance.

Sad Movie starts out funny and light-hearted; In fact, you almost forget that you’re watching a film titled “Sad Movie.” That’s the great thing about it; its ability to shock you even with its spoiler-title. By the end, the movie guarantees what it’s advertising in its title. If you don’t at least get a glaze of tear in your eyes while watching this, you’re not human.

There are a handful of known Korean stars in Sad Movie, including Jeong Woo-Sung (Musa), Im Su-Jeong (A Tale of Two Sisters) and Cha Tae-Hyeon (My Sassy Girl).

Highly recommended.

Mighty Peking Man’s Rating: 9/10

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Asako in Ruby Shoes | aka Sunaebo (2000) Review

"Asako in Ruby Shoes" Hong Kong DVD Cover

"Asako in Ruby Shoes" Hong Kong DVD Cover

Director: E J-Yong
Producer: Koo Bon-Han, Tsuchida Masaki, Iwata Hitoshi
Cast: Lee Jeong-Jae, Misato Dachibana, Kim Gumija, Kim Min-Hee, Ren Osugi
Running Time: 115 min.

By Mlindber

Asako in Ruby Shoes is another one of those great films from Korea in a genre you’d normally hate. You know the type.

The movie is about a guy named U-in (Lee Jung-jae) from Korea, how much of a loser he is, and how much he longs for release from his dull life. He works in some kind of community bureau, doing dull work like making identification cards and handing out flyers. He also fancies himself a connoisseur of women (he’s a pervert), and soon has himself obsessed with an online model from Japan. Aya (Misato Tachibana) is equally distraught, and is adamant on killing herself because she’s run out of ideas on how to lead a normal life. She clings to her life even though she knows it has very little value, purchasing expensive shoes, and planning to kill herself (by holding her breath, as her grandfather did before her) on an international flight. She thus turns to a job in internet modeling, allowing her to enter U-in’s life through the computer.

The film is billed as some kind of romance, but it has spurts of absurd comedic situations, and very refreshing moments of humanity. It structures itself after the typical Korean melodrama, with lots of realism fused with moments of unexplainable, yet perfectly motivated and propagated stylism. Moments occur in the movie that definitely feel set up, but the main flow of the story works so well with the overarching themes of dejection and a lack of satisfaction of life. The film achieves a great balance, and there are so many sequences in it that are just set up brilliantly by the director/writer (E J Young). The only confusing plot point is the numb finger of the main character. It never seems to be resolved. The acting, though, was very good and completely spot-on. Lee Jung-jae gave an excellent, loser-riden performance. He seems to have the “innocence” and boy-like attitude a lonely twenty-something would seemingly have. Misato Tachibana is very charming and likeable, exerting again an innocence that one would expect from one in her situation.

Asako in Ruby Shoes is such a great film. It works on almost every angle it pursued. I would not hesitate recommending this to anyone. I’ve already watched it three times, and I can tell it will get many more plays in the future.

Mlindber’s Rating: 9/10

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Anarchists, The (2000) Review

"The Anarchists" Korean Theatrical Poster

“The Anarchists” Korean Theatrical Poster

Director: Yu Yeong-Sik
Cast: Jang Dong-Geon, Kim Sang-Jung, Jeong Jun-Ho, Lee Beom-Su, Kim In-Gweon, Ye Ji-Won, Jeong Won-Jung, Lee Chan-Yeong, Seo Ji-Won
Running Time: 108 min.

By Equinox21

When I heard that this movie was written by Park Chan-wook (writer and director of J.S.A. and Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance), I got really excited about seeing it. However, I then noticed the low rating it had on the Internet Movie Database, a 4/10, and started to mellow out about it a bit. When I finally watched it, without any expectations, I was pleasantly surprised.

The story revolves around an extreme leftist group of Koreans living in Shanghai in the 1920’s. They utilize the only tool they have at their disposal in an attempt to convince the Japanese to leave Korea, terrorism. The members are experts in guns, knives, disguise and other skills useful in pulling off the successful assassinations of Japanese military leaders and governmental officials in Shanghai. Through the course of the movie they must deal with love, death, betrayal, the risk of being caught and tortured, and much more.

What made this movie really good was the amazing production value. You really feel like you’re in 1924, on a large scale. You don’t just see a few buildings and a few costumes from the period, you see entire city blocks, a huge cruise liner, many vehicles, weapons, costumes, and music; everything that would fit perfectly in 1920’s Shanghai. Even the story, which more or less consisted of small encounters instead of one main plot line, fit perfectly into a world of pre-independent Korea and China. This was yet another Korean movie that took on the theme of Japanese occupation, and the heroes that struggle against them in an effort to end their reign in Korea and China.

There weren’t a whole lot of large action scenes in The Anarchists. However, there were a handful of short, quick action pieces. Some even utilize a small about of CGI in an extremely interesting way. One short piece in the beginning was when Han (Kim Sang Jung) wanted to show the new recruit, Sang-gu (Kim In-kwon), what the group could do and what they could teach him. A small amount of CGI is used as Lee Geun (Seong Jun-ho) tosses an apple into the air; Dol-sok (Lee Beom-su) throws a knife at it, impaling it and sticking it to a plank of wood. The split second it sticks into the wood, Seregay (Jang Dong-kun [Friend, 2009 Lost Memories]) shoots the apple and it explodes. ‘Twas very cool, indeed.

It’s not a bad movie at all, and in fact was pretty entertaining. I can’t figure out how the IMDB rating could be so low. The story wasn’t extremely moving but it was dramatic, and, thankfully, not obnoxiously so.

Equinox21’s Rating: 7/10

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Afrika (2002) Review

"Afrika" Korean Theatrical Poster

“Afrika” Korean Theatrical Poster

Director: Shin Seung-Soo
Writer: Shin Seung-Su
Cast: Lee Yu-Won, Kim Min-Sun, Jo Eun-Ji, Lee Young-Jin, Sung Ji-Ru, Park Young-Gyu
Running Time: 109 min.

By Mighty Peking Man

Lee Yu-Won (“Attack the Gas Station”), Kim Min-Sun (“Memento Mori”), Jo Eun-Ji (“Tears”) and Lee Young-Jin (also of “Memento Mori”) star in this colorful, light hearted, chick-flick that brings back fond memories of 1985’s “The Legend of Billie Jean.”

It’s quite clear that “Afrika” has the makings of something great: Four girls, who need to get away from their everyday troubled life, take a road trip and discover a case full of guns in the backseat of their borrowed car; After they’re forced to use the guns for the sake of self-defense, things start to get ugly and exciting at the same time. Running from the law and the underworld, the four females discover that they’re all over the news as being “armed and very dangerous”; They also reach celebrity status gaining fans of all ages around the world.

Overwhelmed by the media madness and overjoyed with their sudden popularity, the girls continue on with their harmless, fun-filled rampage. The public labels them “A.F.R.I.K.A.” which stands for Adoring Four Revolutionary Idols In Korean Area. At one point, A.F.R.I.K.A. becomes so big and inspirational that copycat gangs start to develop and internet fan sites start “getting so many hits that they don’t work…” (actual quote from the movie).

“Afrika” is a very cheesy film. Cheesy in a “Britney Spears Movie” kind of way; Despite it’s Britney Spear-ish feel, “Afrika” did get brutal. Where else can you see a babe getting smacked around in a chick-flick comedy? You also have a couple other scenes filled with beatings (Is it me, or do Koreans love “beatings”?), not to mention some blood splatter on walls. The makers of this film made it a point to show the audience that they have what it takes to capture the realistic sound of people taking shits. For all you Kim Min-Sun fans, you get to see and hear her go for a number 2. Like I said, brutal.

To sum up it up, “Afrika” is a forgettable film. It needs a little more work in the plot and a couple of characters could’ve used more depth. It’s almost safe to say that this film was a poor excuse to showcase its four stars who have branched out from their hit films.

Mighty Peking Man’s Rating: 4/10

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3-Iron (2004) Review

"3-Iron" Korean Theatrical Poster

"3-Iron" Korean Theatrical Poster

Director: Kim Ki-Duk
Writer: Kim Ki-Duk
Producer: Kim Ki-Duk
Cast: Lee Seung-Yeon, Jae Hee, Kwon Hyeok-Ho
Running Time: 90 min.

By Alexander

Albeit difficult, it’s possible to tell a compelling story without the use of dialogue. While I’m fond of movies that balance exciting imagery with snappy conversation–like Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction, Sofia Coppola’s Lost in Translation, Pedro Amaldovar’s Talk to Her and William Golding’s Princess Bride, to name a few favorites–there is the occasional tale that manages to effectively unfold solely through visuals and plotting.

For example, issue number 21 of Marvel’s G.I. Joe comic book offers one of the best examples of dialogue-less storytelling I’ve ever seen. Larry Hama’s tale of Snake-Eyes’s attempts to rescue a captured Scarlett from Destro’s fortress–a fortress defended by the mysterious ninja Storm Shadow–is suspenseful, moving and intelligent…and there’s nary a word on any of the 32 pages. To date, it remains one of my favorite stories in ANY medium, and proves that good exposition, character development, conflict and plotting could be achieved solely through strong and confident imagery and a writer’s trust in their characters.

So what does Kim Ki-Duk’s 3-Iron have to do with a 20-year old issue of G.I. Joe? Ki-Duk’s 3-Iron is three or four pages of script away from being completely dialogue-less, much like Hama’s “Silent Interlude.” Like Ki-Duk’s far inferior The Isle, which is also almost conversation-free, 3-Iron’s story unfolds through the actions of its pair of main characters. In 3-Iron, the two leads interact in mutually acceptable silence. We’re required to frequently suspend our disbelief as there’s very little to indicate that these two speak even when the camera ISN’T on them.

But somehow it works.

It works, I think, because the film remains grounded in reality throughout and doesn’t veer into magical realism or, in the case of DDK’s The Isle, flat-out absurdity. No very old men with enormous wings or gigantic drowned men washing ashore in 3-Iron. No, just a pair of quiet partners who break into homes to escape whatever skeletons threaten their psyches. Even the young man’s ninja-like stealth late in the film is believable as he’s already proven to be an expert lockpick, skilled chef, proficient golfer, and all-around handyman.

I was prepared to dislike 3-Iron even as I was placing the disk into its tray in the DVD player. I hated The Isle and was expecting much of the same. But Lee Seung-Yeon and Jae Hee, the leads, are perfect in their roles. And while I didn’t love the characters they play (one’s a bordeline psycho vagabond and the other a submissive enabler), I felt sorry enough for each to be interested in their fates.

Is 3-Iron perfect? Far from it. The dialogue that IS spoken is stilted and clichéd. There’s also a moment in the middle of the film that deserves follow-up because of its enormity, but it’s quickly forgotten, which disappointed me. There’s also a smidgen of ambiguity late in the film that’s entirely unnecessary, but I appreciated DDK’s restraint as the ending of his The Isle is one of the most absurd I’ve ever seen.

Anyway.

Alexander’s Rating: 8.5/10 (Alexander’s Rating for G.I. JOE #21: 10/10)


By Equinox21

Yet another one of Kim Ki-Duk’s films in which the main characters don’t speak throughout the entire film is 3 Iron. Though, don’t think verbal dialogue is at all needed. Kim has stated that the reason he doesn’t have many of his main characters speak is because he knows that international audiences are a large portion of his base of fans, and he doesn’t want his films to be mistranslated (and thus misunderstood) when playing overseas. This allows him to put much more emphasis on physical and other nonverbal communications between his characters. They simply don’t need to speak in order to get along fine. That doesn’t mean the characters are mutes, it simply means they don’t speak while on camera (in a few scenes in a couple of his movies, characters can be seen on the phone or picking up a phone as though they’re going to call someone). This all yields one of his most visually striking and emotionally touching films yet.

The story revolves around a guy who breaks into homes of people who are out of town. He lives there for the night, eats some of the food, watches some TV, fixes various broken things and cleans up in the morning before leaving to head to the next house. Meanwhile the only things he takes from the homes are photos of himself with his digital camera. One day he enters a home that he believes to be empty only to find a battered wife still inside. He leaves quickly, only to stop and think about it before returning. When the abusive husband returns, the young guy beats him (by hitting golf balls into him with a 3 Iron) and leaves with the wife. From there, they continue the habit of breaking into homes, only now there are two of them. When they stumble upon a home of an old man who had died, they run into trouble. That’s when it gets really strange.

3 Iron is far less graphic (that is to say, not graphic at all) than Kim Ki-Duk’s other films. All of his films I’ve seen, thus far, have had some sort of crime committed or taboo touched on (child prostitution in Samaria, animal cruelty and murder in The Isle, murder in Spring, Summer, etc.), not so with 3 Iron. This film is a simple love story, with people doing strange things (like becoming virtually invisible in the middle of a room). It’s a terrifically enjoyable film that anyone can and everyone should watch.

Equinox21’s Rating: 9/10

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301 302 (1995) Review

"301 302" US DVD Cover

"301 302" US DVD Cover

Director: Park Chul-soo
Writer: Lee Seo-Gun
Producer: Park Chul-soo
Cast: Bang Eun-Jin (Pang Eun-Jin), Hwang Shin-Hye, Kim Chu-Ryun
Running Time: 94 Min.

By Equinox21

The Korean movie 301 302 was one of the strangest I’ve seen in a while. It wasn’t hard to follow at all, nor was it as disturbing as other Asian movies I’ve seen, but it did seem to spark a mixture of feelings that I’d gotten from movies such as Audition and Untold Story.

The story revolves around two neighbors in apartments 301 and 302. One (302) can’t eat… ANYTHING, and the other (301, obviously) is a great cook. When the cook first moves in and tries to befriend (and cook for) the anorexic, they butt heads over the fact that all the meticulously prepared food was simply thrown out. We then see a few flashbacks telling the stories of how the two women got to be where they are. The movie ends like something out of today’s headlines (in particular, a recent major story out of Germany… I’ll leave it at that).

It’s not too bad a movie, but really nothing special. I thought it was well acted and fairly well directed, even though there was not much to it, since it only took place in the two apartments and a couple other settings only seen in flashbacks. The story was certainly MUCH better than Lee Seo-gun’s later opus, Rub Love.

It certainly was strange, however. There’s lots of footage of cooking, lots of footage of the anorexic gagging at the sight of food and lots of footage of both the women in lousy situations. It isn’t as disturbing as Audition, however it did seem to give off a similar vibe. The women both had disturbing pasts which are revealed through flashbacks, and resolved through the not quite expected (though, not altogether shocking) conclusion.

I can’t say this is a bad movie, but it’s not great, either. It was simple and short, and worth a watch, but I wouldn’t go out of my way to see it again. Perhaps it would be a great movie for fans of watching expert chefs in action.

Equinox21’s Rating: 6/10

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Old Boy (2003) Review

"Oldboy" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Oldboy” Japanese Theatrical Poster

AKA: Oldboy
Director: Park Chan-wook
Cast: Choi Min-Sik, Yu Ji-Tae, Kang Hye-Jeong, Ji Dae-Han, Oh Dal-Su, Kim Byeong-Ok, Kim Su-Hyeon, Park Myeong-Sin, Lee Dae-Yeon, Yun Jin-Seo
Running Time: 120 min.

By Owlman

Oldboy is one of those films that prove difficult to review. Not because it wasn’t entertaining (it very much was). Nor was the storyline and character development lacking (storyline was very engaging, character development was strong).

No, it’s difficult to review solely because of the fact that any little bit that’s revealed about the movie kind of spoils the fun of it.

The only thing that you need to know about the film’s plot is that Oh Dae-Su gets locked up somewhere for 15 years. Upon completion of said incarceration, he is released and left to his own devices to determine who did it and why.

The movie has cemented my adoration of Park Chan-Wook and his output to date. From Joint Security Area, to Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, through to Oldboy, he never ceases to amaze me with his films – simply because after viewing each film, I can’t stop thinking about them.

Case in point – I watched Oldboy about a month ago and still find myself thinking about all the intricate twists and turns that befall the protagonist of Oh Dae-Su. I lent the movie to a co-worker of mine who watched it with his girlfriend one weekend – he, too, couldn’t stop thinking about the movie afterwards. My father also watched it with my mother – again, the same result.

I’m beginning to sound like a raving idiot but I’m being completely serious here. I really felt that viewing Oldboy was quite an experience, resulting in this movie landing firmly in any list of my all-time favourite films. However, you should be fairly warned – the movie was very disturbing. If news about an American remake of the film really do bear fruit, I can only imagine how watered-down it will turn out to be.

I conclude this half-assed review of Oldboy by telling you that my mother now thinks that I’m a fucking nutter for lending my dad the movie. With praise like that, you can’t go wrong with this film.

Owlman’s Rating: 10/10 (plus a big thumbs down from my mom)


By Mairosu

Yes, I got off my movie binge and did, well, other things men do in life. But, I recently did see one movie after reading literally throngs of recommendation and great critique, and I have to say while it didn’t really strike me as the next best thing since sliced bread, I did like it immensely and would recommend it further down the road. The film I’m talking about is Chan Wook-Park’s “Oldboy”, the second entry in this talented director’s “revenge” trilogy and the hottest thing in the asian movie market nowadays.

As soon as Oldboy appeared on the share networks I grabbed a subbed copy for my perusal, but only got time to check it out recently. So, anyway…this is a story of a guy (Choi Min-Sik, dude who plays the hard-boiled North Korean commando in Shiri) who one day, virtually out of the blue, gets hijacked and locked up in an isolated apartment somewhere in Korea (I assume Seoul by the architecture). After 15 years and lots of loneliness, he is finally released into the civilization. As soon as he manages to catch a breath of fresh air, only one thing prevails in his mind – vengeance. ‘Cause Oh Daesu, our “hero” if we can call him like that, is just about ready to leave no rocks around this Earth unturned in order to find his captor. And then torture him slowly.

But payback, as Daesu is about to learn, is really a bitch. He quickly gets entangled in a web his friendly hijacker weaved for him, going from place to place and trying to piece together why would someone want him to rot for 15 years. And why would someone release him after those 15 years. And who is that someone who wants him to rot and release and…ah never mind.

I’m not going to spoil the film for you this time. It would be a shame, but there is a twist at the end which drops on you just like Josh Beckett’s hammer curveball. And it comes from left field. Far left field. Heck, bleachers even. Waveland avenue. But enough baseball references. Wook, the man who earned critical acclaim worldwide after directing a Rashomonesque story of North-South border dissent in Korea called JSA and another vengeance movie called simply Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, is simply put a master of his craft. The atmosphere which is created in Oldboy is an effective combination of tense and the unknown, and the selection of music which follows the film (mostly classical pieces) is pretty well implemented. Violence in Oldboy is of definitive note. Now I’m immune to celluloid violence most of the times, but I was squirming in my seat watching Oldboy. It’s nasty. And then some. For you dear readers who felt that the ear slicing scene in Reservoir Dogs was tough, don’t even approach Oldboy. Heck, bypass it by a few miles or a dozen. And there is a scene which will permanently instill you feelings of disgust whenever you hear the word “octopus”. Just so that is also said in advance. If you still have doubts about Wook, check out the one-take brawl scene of about 5 minutes in which Oh Daesu obliterates a bunch of bad guys in a long hallway. That scene – just that scene – was worth the price of admission.

Is it the best film ever though ? Probably not. It has some flaws here and there, and the plot can get hard to follow sometimes. But it’s still pretty, pretty, pretty damn good. Shiri introduced Korean film to the world, JSA and My Sassy Girl cemented its cult status, but Oldboy is gonna swing that door wide open now. This film has the potential to shake up the western film industry just like Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs did 12 years ago. And I sure hope it happens.

Bring on the R2/PAL DVD now. With loadsa extras, ’cause I want to know if that was a genuine live octopus.

Mairosu’s Rating: 8.75/10


By Equinox21

I’ll start off by stating up front that I simply didn’t enjoy Old Boy as much as I enjoyed the other two Park Chan-wook movies I’ve seen. Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance and J.S.A. are two of my personal favorites, so I know that I had extremely high expectations when I popped the Old Boy DVD into my player (though, I was trying to keep my expectations in check). I was treated to a movie with wonderful acting and direction that was visually spectacular, but with a story that I simply didn’t enjoy as much as the other two films by the same director.

When Oh Deasu (Choi Min-sik) wakes up only to find himself locked in a room, he pleads with his captors to let him go. This goes on for 15 years, until he finally wakes up in the same place he was abducted from a decade and a half earlier. What follows is a phone call as his first clue as to the identity of his abductor and the reason for his incarceration. In his search for revenge, he falls in love with a younger woman which becomes a key element in his twisted story. Even though it wraps up nicely, some of the film’s plot points were a bit too far fetched for me to thoroughly enjoy.

By the end of the movie, if you’re even the least bit observant, you will have already guessed who each of the characters is and the reasons for the imprisonment. The problem is that none of the reasons for each of the character’s actions in Old Boy are nearly as “noble” as they are in Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance. In SFMV, there were no bad people, just people thrown into situations that they reacted to differently. Old Boy was all about people holding grudges for years, and finally acting upon them in a way that couldn’t possibly help anyone solve anything.

But all this is not to say that the movie isn’t enjoyable. It was a pleasure to be treated to more of Park Chan-wook’s visual artistry. Plus, Choi Min-sik is always a joy to watch. Especially in Old Boy, where he gets to act really crazy and occasionally over the top (in a way that makes sense to the story; donât worry, he’s not over doing it for the part) at times.

Other than the negative parts of the plot that I already described, everything about this film was terrific. I really enjoyed watching it, even if I was a little bit let down at the end.

Equinox21’s Rating: 8/10

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Foul King, The (2000) Review

"Foul King" Korean Theatrical Poster

“Foul King” Korean Theatrical Poster

AKA: Foul King
Director: Kim Ji Woon (Kim Ji Wun)
Cast: Song Kang-Ho, Jang Jin-Young, Park Sang-Myeon, Jang Hang-Seon, Jung Woong-In
Running Time: 111 min.

By Equinox21

The Foul King is the story of Im Dae-ho (Song Kang-ho), a pitiful bank teller with an utter lack of self-confidence. Everyone, from his boss to the gang on the street, beats him up. No one gives him any respect, especially his father who just wishes he’d grow up (even though he’s in this 30’s). This all begins to change when he sees an ad saying “Wrestlers Wanted”, and as he’s been a fan of professional wrestling all his life, he decides to learn the trade. In the beginning his primary motivation for learning professional wrestling is because of his quest to find a way out of the dreaded “Head Lock of Horror” that his boss regularly puts him in as punishment for his tardiness.

The coach doesn’t want to waste his time with Dae-ho, until the manager of another professional wrestler wants to set up a match and wants the coach to train a wrestler whose specialty is cheating. After some training, he has his first hilarious match. It’s going well and he’s entertaining his audience until he accidentally uses a real fork (which he mistook for a prop) on his opponent, with rather sanguine results.

Once he really gets into the craft his self-confidence begins to grow. Unfortunately, he can still only talk to the woman he likes or to his father while wearing his wrestling mask. That is until his mask is ripped off in the big match against Yubiho, and he realizes that it’s not the mask that gave him confidence, but himself. It’s at this point (the very end of the movie) that he realizes he has what it takes to stand up to his boss, in a classic “western” showdown. I won’t spoil the results of the showdown, but it is quite in keeping with the mood of the movie.

The movie is a comedy, and it really shines in this respect. The comedy does not rely wholly on spoken jokes (that could either be badly translated or require a knowledge of Korean culture to understand), instead mostly using visual jokes. Thankfully, it doesn’t resort to slapstick, which it easily could have. Song Kang-ho, whose range continues to astound me (from the dramatic Sergeant in J.S.A. to the no-quite charismatic small time leader of a group of wannabe-assassins in No. 3), also pulls off the comedy well thanks to his brilliant acting. Not only does he excel at the comedic acting required for the movie, he also does all the action scenes himself (as can be seen in his training sequences in the “making of” feature on the DVD). He does all the flipping, jumping, and wrestling himself, adding to the impressiveness.

In addition to the great acting is the terrific soundtrack. It is quite an eclectic and funny mix of songs. All fit in perfectly with the feel of the movie. There’s no one style used, it is all over the board.

Overall, it’s a terrific comedy with a great performance by Song Kang-ho. The only reason I can’t give it a 9/10 is because the ending felt a bit unresolved.

Equinox21’s Rating: 8/10


By Len

The best film I’ve ever seen about wrestling. Ok, that doesn’t sound too impressive, considering how I’ve only (luckily) seen two films about wrestling, Foul King, and Unlimited Power (or something like that. It’s the one where Hulk Hogan fights someone called Tiny Tim. Which obviously was horrendous, although it did have it’s share of quality moments.). And I hate wrestling. However, Foul King is also one of the best films I saw last year, and definately amongst the best comedies I’ve seen in a long long time.

The storyline is quite simple. Dae-Ho is a nerdy bank clerk, who’s inability to show up on time to work is only challenged by his total lack of success in the world of social relationships. After being caught in a horrendous headlock by his boss, Dae-Ho decides he needs a change. He’s inspired by wrestling, and starts going to a rundown wrestling gym in order to shape up. However, things don’t really go as well as he planned, and instead of fame, he finds mostly ridicule. I don’t think I’ll be spoiling much if I reveal that he eventually manages to convince the coach to let him wrestle, so he enters the wrestling circuit as the designated trickster, using anything from rubber bands to kitchenware in his fights, in a most illegal (but crowdpleasing) way that quickly earns him fame and glory, as his greatest battle lies ahead.

I honestly can’t see anyone making a better film about a subject as tiresome as wrestling than this lil gem. The main actor (Song Kang-Ho, also starred in the absolutely brilliant “Joint Security Area”) is brilliant, and his potrayal of Dae-Ho, a total loser who’s trying to make his life worth something is almost as hilarious as the guy who plays his macho boss (dunno who he was, but he ruled).

The film looks quite nice too, with extremely cool cinematography, and the fight scenes look glorious (random fact #1: Song Kang-Ho did all of the wrestling scenes himself), alot better than reallife wrestling. Also the comedic parts worked out extremely well (especially the first wrestling fight. It’s something I can’t even explain) and had a certain refreshing charm that made this movie somewhat of a feelgood experience atleast for me. The only bit that I didn’t like all that much was the finale, as it was more like a actual wrestling match unlike the earlier matches in the film (which were at times very funny, with hilariously black comedy), but even it was enjoyable, and was redeemed by the hilarious end scene.

All in all, this is a brilliant film, and certainly worth seeing. Random fact #2: A Foul King showercap (that’s a replica of the mask used by Dae-Ho) is included in the Korean 2-disc special edition DVD of Foul King.

Len’s Rating: 9/10

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Fighter in the Wind (2004) Review

"Fighter in the Wind" Korean Theatrical Poster

“Fighter in the Wind” Korean Theatrical Poster

Director: Yang Yun-Ho
Producer: Jeon Ho-Jin
Cast: Yang Dong-Geun, Aya Hirayama, Masaya Kato, Jung Tae-Woo, Jung Doo-Hong, Lee Han-Gal
Running Time: 120 min.

By Owlman

I really enjoyed Fighter in the Wind. However, it should be noted that I’ve come to the recent realization that I’m a sucker for “underdog” movies – stories where somebody goes up against seemingly insurmountable odds and triumphs. Films about sports are built around derivatives of such a storyline and as much as it pains me to say it, I get a kick out of them. Maybe it’s a testimony to how I’ve lived my life – except for the winning part and the fame/glory that comes from winning the big tournament.

Anyway, back to Fighter in the Wind. It’s a fascinating take on the life of Choi Baedal, a native Korean who made his way into Japan and made it through his sad-sack life there to become one of the top karate masters in the country. According to this film, he had to go through some serious challenges to get there – the harsh treatment accorded to Koreans by the Japanese, the tragic loss of his 1 st master, the love and loss of a Japanese geisha (Yuko, played by Aya Hirayama), the brutal training regiment in the mountains, and facing the wrath of the union of karate dojos.

However, according to this film, he made it through and supposedly defeated every single dojo master in Japan, with the media following the amazing story of a foreigner mastering the Japanese martial art.

I emphasize “according to this film” because, quite frankly, all biographical movies that I know of tend to exaggerate and/or fictionalize many aspects of the subject’s life. For example, the whole training regiment in the mountains. It consisted of toughening his body by putting it through beatings with tree trunks and rocks, up until his body became so tough that he could crack stones. That’s one hell of a training regiment, particularly when you factor in the lack of any real food in the mountains – so much so that I thought Baedal was going to come down, don a ninja outfit, and start killing some bad guys.

Regardless, it sure made for an entertaining film. The fights were short and that’s a good thing – if they put any of the fancy-pants ballet in there (not that there’s anything wrong with it in general), it would have added to an already fairly exaggerated story. Not only that, they were brutal in that Baedal would take quite a few blows before laying a smackdown with a just a couple of moves.

Also, the love interest sure was a cutie. I don’t know what the hell MPM was smoking when he watched this movie but Aya Hirayama is one hell of a looker – Jeon Ji-Hyun’s got nothing on this one.

In conclusion, Fighter in the Wind was a very good story, even if it can’t be accepted as absolute truth of the life of Choi Baedal. One final note – some have mentioned that the character of Ryu from Street Fighter was based on this film. I beg to differ. Based on the epilogue of the movie where Baedal faces against a raging bull, only one video game came to mind

Owlman’s Rating: 8/10

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2009 Lost Memories (2001) Review

"2009 Lost Memories" Korean Theatrical Poster

"2009 Lost Memories" Korean Theatrical Poster

Director: Lee Si-Myung
Producer: Stanley Kim
Cast: Jang Dong-Kun, Toru Nakamura, Masaaki Daimon, Shohei Imamura, Nobuyuki Katsube
Running Time: 136 min.

By Joe909

Do you like well-made action movies? Do you like wholesale scenes of carnage and destruction, complete with explosions, fistfights, and high-tech firearms? Do you thrill to the sight of fully-outfitted SWAT teams, armed to the gills and glaring through red-tinted visors? Do you enjoy the occasional romantic interlude between the leading actor and actress, amid all of the explosions? Do you appreciate movies that start off being one thing (an SDU-type flick), but by the end become something else (a time-traveling, sci-fi actioner)? If so, then 2009 Lost Memories is for you.

2009 is one of the few Korean movies I’ve seen that gets it right. Sure, it’s a bit long (two hours and sixteen minutes), but this was one of the few long movies I’ve seen that didn’t have me glancing at the clock. I can’t say that every single scene in the movie was necessary, but at the same time I can’t say that there were any useless, obvious cutting room fodder-type scenes, so I can excuse the long running length. But besides the length, which most Korean movies tend to abuse anyway, 2009 escapes the shackles that constrain most other movies from this country by avoiding overt exposition, shameful sappiness, and contrived situations. It’s like a Hollywood-produced film, but with all of the good stuff, and hardly any of the bad stuff that turns off Asian cinema fanatics.

Dong-kun Jang, who co-starred in “Nowhere to Hide” as the main cop’s partner, takes the lead role here as the driven Inspector Sakamoto. As we meet him, he is embroiled in a string of terrorism that’s being pulled off by a group of Korean subversives; a group that Sakamoto’s father also dealt with. Sakamoto’s dad was a cop, too, but was convicted of corruption and was killed by another cop when Sakamoto was seven years old. It appears that Sakamoto’s dad became an accomplice to the terrorists, and so now, twenty some years later, Sakamoto himself must deal with these terrorists, and prove that he’s not his father.

It is not until halfway into the movie that the “time travel” aspect rears its head, and I do admit that I enjoyed the first half more, if only because the “real world” action scenes were so well done. The opening set piece itself is just as good as Woo’s best, except the combatants in 2009 are decked out in more high-tech gear and handle some impressive hardware. I especially like the boss terrorist’s machine gun, which seems to have come straight out of James Cameron’s “Aliens.”

In a way, 2009 is like a Hollywood movie, just from some alternate reality, what with its all-Asian cast. The only thing that belies its lower-budgeted origin are a few poorly-rendered CGI shots, but these in no way detract from enjoyment of the film. 2009 is everything “Shiri” could have been; the romance isn’t sappy, there is a modicum of slow-paced scenes, and there’s a healthy lack of exposition. To be sure, there is in fact a little exposition (this IS an Asian movie, after all), but it’s not in your face like most other Korean films. If “Shiri” let you down after all of the hype, then 2009 is the film for you.

In short, this is the best Korean movie I’ve seen, and one of my favorite action movies. There have been those on the internet who complain that 2009 is too slick and overproduced. These people must learn to accept reality. The modern action movie IS a slickly-produced piece of cinema that incorporates copious slow-motion. You have Michael Bay, John Woo, and Shane Black to thank for this. Deal with it, and stop trying to be a dilettante.

Joe909’s Rating: 10/10


By Equinox21

If looks could kill… that should have been the name of this movie. But alas, that name was already taken by a bad Richard Grieco movie. 2009 clocks in at a whopping two hours and 14 minutes, however, had they run all the slow-motion scenes at full speed, I estimate this movie would be about 37 minutes long. It’s not as though a lot didn’t happen in this movie, it’s just that they COMPLETELY overused slow-motion shots. Every time someone notices something, slow-mo. Every time someone gets shot, slow-mo. Every time there’s an exchange of the killer-look, slow-mo. It got quite old, quite fast.

The first three quarters of this movie were a super cool mystery and investigation movie taking place in the year, you guessed it, 2009. I suggest that you turn the movie off at about this point, because the rest gets very goofy and cheesy. We start out the movie seeing an attempted assassination of a Japanese politician in Korea on October 26th, 1909. A very astute Japanese soldier shoots the would-be assassin before he can fire a single bullet, but how did he know there would be an assassination? Now, in real life, the assassination was actually successful, and so we are treated to an interesting rewrite of the time-line for the opening credits. This is a timeline in which the United States and Japan are allies in WWII, and the war ends with the dropping of an Atomic Bomb on Berlin in 1945. We see other changes to our timeline until we get to the year 2009 and find out that Japan still occupies Korea and considers its citizens second-class. This all adds up to make for a very interesting setting.

Our two leads are Masayuki Sakamoto (Jang Dong-kun [Friend]), a Korean who has earned the respect of his Japanese peers, and Shojiro Saigo (Toru Nakamura [Gen-X Cops]), best friends and partners in the JBI (Japanese Bureau of Investigation). They are investigating a shootout in which the Hureisenjin, a Korean freedom fighting “army”, have taken hostages, but which ended with all the “terrorists” dead. The investigation leads to some interesting finds until it all comes to a head near the end. This is really all that’s important to know about the plot.

The action scenes are ok, for the first 3/4 of the movie, but once they JBI attack the Hureisenjin hideout, it gets completely over-the-top with the cheese. I counted at least 4 times in this scene alone in which a character must charge and tackle another out of the way of incoming gunfire, all in slow-motion, of course. There was a seriously hokey story element introduced at this point, very nearly 2 hours into the movie, which really took away from rest of the movie. The coolest scene, however, comes just about at the end of the movie in a bamboo forest, which is very stylish and very well done.

The interaction between Sakamoto and Saigo is really what makes this movie any good at all. They start out being best friends, then are split because of their cultural differences, and are forced to become enemies. The acting, aside from the distraction of the slow-motion, was really good. Of special note was Toru Nakamura who just oozes cool the whole way through this movie, especially once he and Sakamoto become enemies.

2009 was fairly enjoyable, but there was a lot wrong with it. I’d like to be able to recommend this movie, but it just crawled at times with all the slow-mo. Watch it if you love sci-fi and action movies, but not if you just want a cool, quick action movie.

Equinox21’s Rating: 6.5/10


By Alexander

I guess it’s sort of appropriate that I watched a movie about a country’s independence and liberation on the eve of the 4th of July.

But did it have to be so fucking boring?

There’s a scene of a man crawling in slow motion. Soldiers stand at attention in slow motion. A door opens in slow motion. We get a shot of a man sleeping in slow motion. Many people turn around… in slow motion. There are countless scenes of people staring at each other in slow motion. A man gets his wound bandaged in, you guessed it, SLOW MOTION.

If I had the power to go back in time to change the course of history, I’d travel to 2002 and infiltrate the movie studio responsible for this film and shoot the guy responsible for all the slo-mo.

It’s that fucking irritating.

Other things that I wish were lost from MY memory (spoilers ahead, y’all!):

– Japanese Bureau of Investigation agent Sakamoto and his partner, armed with handguns, decimate 20+ body-armor clad baddies with machine guns, and survive with nary a scratch.

– Sakamoto, standing in the open and armed with a submachine gun, wipes out dozens of heavily armored, heavily armed SWAT-types.

– Our protagonists somehow infiltrate a heavily guarded ship without being detected, despite said ship’s ramp being pulled away from the dock.

– The container holding the key to time travel–the most significant and valuable object OF ALL TIME–is left unguarded.

– Despite being handcuffed, surrounded and pursued by dozens of cops with GUNS mere yards away from him in POLICE HEADQUARTERS, Sakamoto escapes.

To summarize: 2009: Lost Memories is boring and stupid.

One bright spot: There are a few shout-outs to other films throughout, including the “I’ve got a bad feeling about this” line from Star Wars; the Tony Montana-with-M16 scene from Scarface; and a couple shots obviously lifted (hopefully in homage) from John Woo’s The Killer.

Alexander’s Rating: 5.5/10

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Another Public Enemy | aka Public Enemy 2 (2005) Review

"Another Public Enemy" Korean Theatrical Poster

“Another Public Enemy” Korean Theatrical Poster

Director: Kang Wu-Seok
Cast: Seol Gyeong-Gu, Jeong Jun-Ho, Kang Sin-Il, Park Sang-Wuk, Uhm Tae-Wung, Im Seung-Dae, Park Geun-Hyeong, Byeon Hee-Bong, Jeong Gyu-Su
Running Time: 148 min.

By Equinox21

Like its prequel, Another Public Enemy focuses on a man of the law named Kang Chul-jung. However, instead of being a corrupt detective, this time the character is a straight as an arrow prosecutor. Even though the character name is the same, and played by the same actor (Sol Kyung-gu), the sequel is not directly related to the first film. Both Kangs have the same dedication to proving a murder, when no one else will believe him and everything stands in his way.

While the first film focused on a business man kill his parents, the sequel focuses on a high-powered leader of a large corporation, Han Sung-woo, with ties to many powerful politicians (including the vice-president), who pulls in all his contacts to derail any investigation into his wrong-doings. This doesn’t stop Kang, of course, who again acts like a pit-bull with his incisors clenched into his prey’s flesh and absolutely will not let go. Of course, this gets him into lots of trouble, but the trouble goes away when those in his chain of command help him by making the right decisions instead of caving to political pressure.

Another Public Enemy has everything you’d expect from a political thriller and a murder mystery, including some action and some comedy (the three guys that go back and forth between being intimidated by Kang to laughing at him, and back again). Every time you think things can’t get worse for Kang, something else steps up to block his path to the truth, but he simply perseveres and doesn’t let them stop him. Of course, Han Sung-woo is just about as slimy and evil an antagonist as you can get. Not only does he use the typical murder and violence to get his way, he also uses the vast resources and influence of a huge corporation, which in some cases can be even more damaging. Think Enron, but toss in murder, extortion, bribery and political corruption. In fact, just think about anyone with connections to the Bush Administration!

If you liked the first Public Enemy, you’ll like the second. Both are very well done, and while the first is more gritty and graphic, the second is more political and personal (for Kang).

Equinox21’s Rating: 8/10

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Public Enemy (2002) Review

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“Public Enemy” Korean Theatrical Poster

Director: Kang Woo-Suk
Cast: Seol Kyung-Gu, Lee Sung-Jae, Kang Shin-Il, Kim Jeong-Hak, Do Yong-Gu, Ahn Nae-Sang
Running Time: 138 min.

By Equinox21

In this suspense movie a serial killer is pursued by a bitter, burnt-out, cynical detective. Unlike most suspense/mystery movies, however, the viewer already knows who the murderer is from the moment the crimes are committed, as it’s all shown on screen. But don’t worry, this doesn’t make the movie any less enjoyable.

Detective Kang has problems. He’s being investigated by internal affairs, he’s broke, and he breaks the rules, but like an angry dog, when he sinks his teeth into something you can’t make him let go. As is the case when he believes that he knows that the murderer of an elderly couple is their son Cho Kyo-hwan, a respected yuppie businessman. This movie mostly follows Kang’s investigation as he tries to figure out why the son would murder his parents, since he is convinced that the son is the culprit. Kang becomes less and less popular with his superiors the further into the investigation he digs. The problem is that he begins stalking and outright harassing Cho in his quest to find some evidence to prove his point. Along the way we learn of various elements of Kang’s corrupt and troubled past.

The murder scenes in Public Enemy are quite graphic, but they add to the feel of the movie. They are not easy to watch, but I feel that this is because the movie doesn’t attempt to sanitize murder, which is helpful. Murder is not pretty, and they make absolutely certain that this is understood through the graphic visuals used. What makes even more of an impact is Cho’s steely and eerily unemotional gaze as he’s committing his murders.

Overall, it’s not much of a mystery, since we already know who the murderer is. However, it’s still great to see Kang’s unorthodox methods in hunting down the evidence needed to prove Cho the killer. It’s very enjoyable, and even with the 138 minute running time the movie really flowed well. If you like cop vs. serial killer movies, check this one out.

Equinox21’s Rating: 8/10

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