Blu-Ray and DVD Releases for 11/22/11

Helldriver Blu-ray/DVD (Well Go USA)

Helldriver Blu-ray/DVD (Well Go USA)

Not a lot on the table this week but cinema buffs should still be able to find something to enjoy, whether you’re craving a gory Japanese flick or a Criterion Collection blu-ray. So here are your Asian and genre-related blu-ray and DVD releases for the week of 11/22/11:

ASIAN CINEMA

Helldriver (blu-ray/DVD) – a 2010 post-apocalyptic zombie road movie from the director of “Tokyo Gore Police.” For fans of Japanese splatterpunk!

Saki the Killer (DVD) – an art teacher to prison inmates takes on the Yakuza in this 2011 low-budget Japanese film. Tagline: “Her paint is her enemy’s blood!”

Street Battle Los Angeles (DVD) – an ex-Yakuza seeks peace in Los Angeles. What he finds is an all-out gang war between the Yakuza, Korean gangs, and the Mafia in this 2011 film

ANIMATION

Tekken: Blood Vengeance (DVD) – I don’t really understand the point of releasing a computer-generated film and not putting it on blu-ray, but you still may want to check out this 2011 animated feature based on the popular “Tekken” video game series

The Adventures of Tintin: Season One (DVD) – the early 90’s Tintin animated series is released on DVD, just in time for Steven Spielberg’s big screen adaptation

Coicent/Five Numbers (blu-ray/DVD) – two anime features on one disc from Sentai Filmworks. Total runtime: 60 minutes

CULT

Devil’s Double (blu-ray/DVD) – Dominic Cooper stars as the double for one of Sadam Hussein’s evil sons in this critically-acclaimed 2011 film that has drawn comparisons to “Scarface”

Rushmore (blu-ray) – the Criterion Collection releases Wes Anderson’s 1998 breakthrough hit on blu-ray, starring Jason Schwartzman and Bill Murray

MAINSTREAM

Super 8 (blu-ray/DVD) – J.J Abrams’ 2011 ‘kids and aliens’ thriller is an homage to the 80’s era of Steven Spielberg’s Amblin Entertainment

Conan the Barbarian (blu-ray/DVD) – the 2011 remake of the classic Arnold Schwarzenegger film didn’t exactly slay at the box office but now you can watch it on home formats

12 Angry Men (blu-ray) – the Criterion Collection releases this classic 1957 film on blu-ray, starring Henry Fonda

Three Amigos (blu-ray) – the beloved 1986 comedy starring Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, and Martin Short, now on blu-ray

Hollywood Man (DVD) – it’s a biker gang vs. the Hollywood mafia in this 1976 action flick

Carjacked (blu-ray/DVD) – Maria Bello (“A History of Violence”) and Stephen Dorff (“Blade”) headline this 2011 direct-to-video thriller from the director of “The Marine”

Jean Claude Van Damme 3 Pack (DVD) – need some more Van Dammage in your life? Now you can procure “Death Warrant,” “Double Impact,” and “Cyborg” in one DVD set

HORROR

Scream 4 (blu-ray) – Wes Craven’s 2011 horror film is now available as a standalone blu-ray disc instead of a combo pack

Naked Massacre (DVD) – a 1976 horror movie based on the Richard Speck murders

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Donnie Yen to star in a heist film produced by Jackie Chan

Donnie Yen

Donnie Yen

Twitch Film is reporting that Donnie Yen is set to star and choreograph the actions sequences in an upcoming heist film called Ultimate Codebreak. The movie will be produced by Jackie Chan, who will have a small role in the film. Also starring is Wu Chen (14 Blades). A director has not been named at this time but shooting is already set to begin next month.

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World on a Wire Blu-ray & DVD (Criterion)

World on a Wire Blu-ray & DVD (Criterion)

World on a Wire Blu-ray & DVD (Criterion)

RELEASE DATE: February 21, 2012

World on a Wire is a gloriously paranoid, boundlessly inventive take on the future from German wunderkind Rainer Werner Fassbinder. With dashes of Stanley Kubrick, Kurt Vonnegut, and Philip K. Dick, as well as a flavor entirely his own, Fassbinder tells the noir-spiked tale of a reluctant action hero, Fred Stiller (Klaus Lowitsch), a cybernetics engineer who uncovers a massive corporate conspiracy. At risk? (Virtual) reality as we know it. Originally made for German television, this recently rediscovered, three-and-a-half-hour labyrinth is a satiric and surreal look at the weird world of tomorrow from one of cinema’s kinkiest geniuses.

Check out the trailer.

Features: New high-definition digital restoration, with uncompressed monaural soundtrack on the Blu-ray edition; ; Fassbinder’s “World on a Wire”: Looking Ahead to Today, a fifty-minute documentary about the making of the film by Juliane Lorenz; New interview with German-film scholar Gerd Gemünden; New English subtitles; Trailer for the 2010 theatrical release; PLUS: A booklet featuring an essay by film critic Ed Halter

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Ichi the Killer (2001) Review

"Ichi the Killer" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Ichi the Killer” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: Takashi Miike
Cast: Tadanobu Asano, Nao Omori, Shinya Tsukamoto, Pauline Suen, Susumu Terajima, Toru Tezuka, Kee, Suzuki Matsuo, Jun Kunimura, Hiroyuki Tanaka, Yoshiki Arizono, Masataka Haji, Moro Morooka, Hideo Sako
Running Time: 115 min.

By Mighty Peking Man 

Up to this point, this is my third venture into the ultra-morbid world of director Takashi Miike (“Audition” and “Fudoh – The New Generation” being the other two films of his I’ve seen). This guy is F*CKING insane! His writers are F*CKING insane! Japan is F*CKING insane! Universe Laser & Video Co. is F*CKING insane! Excuse my language, but after sitting through a film like “Ichi The Killer”, words like “f*ck”, “sh*t”, “c*ck” and “p*ssy” become very “PG”. Bondage, decapitation, gore, rape, beatings, drug-use, torture…you name it (I surely won’t!), it’s all here, and there’s a lot to go around. And check this out, the version I saw has been cut by approximately 13 minutes. I scratch my head and ask myself, “What could have possibly been cut that’s more fucked up than what I’ve seen in this version?”. Why don’t we just say that the uncut version isn’t exactly on my must-see list. Seriously, I’m satisfied. I doubt seeing a few more minutes of a screaming, bloody prostitute being beaten and raped will change my opinion of the film.

As negative as the above paragraph may sound, it really isn’t. I love this shit. It’s all about guilty pleasure and pure, demented entertainment. A Takashi Miike film is definitely this kind of experience. It amazes me how this guy can put these kinds of situations and images on screen, take credit for it, and be proud of it. I, like every artistic mind out there, have had some pretty disgusting shit floating in my head BUT there is no way I’d share it or put it down on paper or film to share with others. Miike seems to live for it. Hell, I’d pay money to see his mother’s facial expressions while watching one of his films for the first time. It’s been exactly two days since I’ve seen “Ichi The Killer”, and I still can’t get it out of my mind.

Like “Fudoh – The New Generation”, “Ichi The Killer” resembles a live-Anime with it’s exaggerated violence and over-the-top, colorful characters.

Ichi himself is best described as an armored Power Ranger-type, especially with that big “1” embedded on his back. His main weapon is a big-ass blade that pops out of his boot. This weapon would easily give Wolverine’s Adamantium Claws a run for their money. During one scene, Ichi completely slices a guy in two pieces vertically and perfectly. The funniest thing about Ichi is the fact that he cries like a baby as he murders the “bullies”, which is reminiscent of the “Crying Freeman” manga. What’s even more bizarre, is he plays videogames and rides around on his bike when he’s not slaughtering his prey. Only in a Takashi Miike film.

Other characters include Kakihara, the weird looking guy with bleached hair who’d fit perfectly in a Marilyn Manson video. Not only is the guy an S&M freak, but he’s also a mutant. Not literally, he just about qualifies as one. How many guys do you know smoke out of their cheek? Better yet, how many people do you know unrelease piercings off their cheek that allow their mouth to open wide enough to engulf a whole hand Pac-Man style? Also by Kakihara’s side is Karen (played WONDERFULLY by Hong Kong’s Pauline Suen aka Alien Sun). Like Kakihara, she’s also into that S&M shit. She’s a hot slut that helps Kakihara track down Ichi. She also has a crush on Kakihara, despite his homosexual love for his boss. Only in a Takashi Miike film.

Like “Audition” and “Fudoh – The New Generation”, you have to see this movie to believe it. It won’t take long for your eyes to open wide either, cuz some of the sickest moments occur before the main title sequence ends.

Time for communion.

Mighty Peking Man’s Rating: 7.5/10

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Blue Velvet (1986) Review

"Blue Velvet" American Theatrical Poster

"Blue Velvet" American Theatrical Poster

Director: David Lynch
Writer: David Lynch
Producer: Fred Caruso
Cast: Kyle MacLachlan, Isabella Rossellini, Dennis Hopper, Laura Dern, Hope Lange, George Dickerson, Dean Stockwell
Runing Time: 120 min.

By HKFanatic

People who aren’t video or audiophiles will tell you that blu-ray isn’t much of an upgrade in quality and that they’re perfectly happy with their DVD collections. True AV geeks know the truth: that when enough care is put into a blu-ray transfer, it can be like watching the film again for the first time. I’m happy to report that the 25th anniversary edition blu-ray of David Lynch’s seminal film “Blue Velvet” is that kind of disc. The image is wonderfully detailed and highlights just how much care went into the lighting and production design on this film, particularly during the many scenes set in Isabelle Rossalini’s foreboding apartment. To put it another way: I don’t think I ever noticed that Kyle MacLachlan is wearing an earring in his left ear before.

The disc is also free of any trailers or adverts before the picture. Hell, there isn’t even a menu – after the usual legal warnings, the film just starts playing. Kudos to Fox for following David Lynch’s cinematic philosophy with this release, since Lynch believes movies are something to experience and not to be interrupted by commercials or cause you’re watching it on “your fucking telephone” (as Lynch put it). If future releases of Lynch’s films, like “Lost Highway” and “Mulholland Drive,” are dealt this much care on blu-ray then we fans are in for a real treat.

Although Lynch had already made three feature films before “Blue Velvet,” it was this film that introduced the themes and milieu that would seemingly become his obsession for several years. The opening scene is now synonymous with Lynch and his whole approach to middle America as the camera zooms in on a pristine suburban lawn and reveals the ugly, chattering insects that wait underneath. The message is clear: beneath the surface of things, something dark is lurking.

Lynch has long used film as a medium for his subconscious imagery but part of his genius is the way he roots his scripts in familiar storytelling tropes. At its heart, “Blue Velvet” is a detective story. No matter how bizarre proceedings become, the viewer can latch on to this simple fact, not to mention the usual genre staples of sex and violence. Like his peer David Cronenberg, Lynch was a master of making artistic films that still held commercial appeal.

Lynch would arguably perfect his ideas on Middle America with the “Twin Peaks” television series in the 90’s but “Blue Velvet” remains the touchstone for most of his work. It’s all here: a quaint logging community in the Northwest, conversations at diners, Kyle MacLachlan playing detective, and a battle between pure-hearted Good with a capital “G” and drug-fueled Evil. It’s rather amazing to think that  was produced by Dino De Laurentis of “Conan the Barbarian” fame and funded on a budget of just $2 million. Although De Laurentis’s outlandish style appears to be as far from Lynch’s aesthetic as you can get, he was keen to collaborate with Lynch again even after producing his box office failure “Dune.”

Considering how ‘out there’ the script becomes, it’s easy to imagine that “Blue Velvet” wouldn’t quite work if it didn’t have strong performances to anchor all the weirdness. Fortunately, the film is supported by at least four of the best performances of the 80’s: Kyle MacLachlan’s wide-eyed but possibly perverted junior detective; Laura Dern as the idealistic girl next door; Isabelle Rossalini’s tortured lounge singer; and Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth, one of the most terrifying villains ever brought to the silver screen. Despite his dimunitive frame, Hopper dominates every scene he’s in. Watching the film and relishing in Dennis Hopper’s over-the-top acting once again, it was hard for me to believe that the man is actually gone. Fortunately, “Blue Velvet” is the film that really gave a second wind to Hopper’s career and it’s a performance that has ensured his legacy.

The blu-ray arrives with over 50 minutes of deleted scenes, footage that was previously considered “lost.” Although these scenes will be of interest to fans, I didn’t find any of the sequences to be particularly revelatory. It’s fairly easy to see why these scenes were cut, even if Lynch was contractually obligated to deliver a two hour film. Most of the footage serves to illuminate Jeffrey’s (Kyle MacLachlan) dreary homelife; expect a lot of footage of him sitting at the dinner table with his mother and aunt. There is a worthwhile scene of Isabelle Rosselini attempting to commit suicide by throwing herself off her apartment building roof during an electrical storm; the way the lightning reflects off her pale face is exquisite.

We also learn that Jeffrey was a bit of a voyeur even when he was in school; an early scene has him observing an attempted rape at a college party and lingering a bit too long before he puts a stop to it. We also actually see his collegiate girlfriend and friends before he leaves for Lumberton. Although it is sometimes a worthwhile storytelling technique to tease or reveal a character’s tendencies before they are explored fully in the plot, in the case of “Blue Velvet” I think it’s more interesting to discover Jeffrey’s pervert/detective dichotomy once he starts tracking Isabelle Rosselini’s character.

The blu-ray of “Blue Velvet” is the kind of disc fans hope for when they hear their favorite film will be arriving in hi-def. One can’t help but admire the care that Fox put into this release. Whether you’re looking to experience David Lynch’s film with a superb new visual transfer or just dive into the lost footage and special features, this is an easy purchase to recommend. It almost goes without saying that the movie itself has aged tremendously well: I have no qualms about stating that “Blue Velvet” is probably the best American film of the 1980’s. If you haven’t seen it yet, prepare for your perceptions of suburbia to be turned upside down. “Blue Velvet” is about the dark secrets that lurk just on the other side of that white picket fence. Deep down, this country knows we have many.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 10/10

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Poolboy: Drowning Out the Fury DVD (Screen Media)

Poolboy: Drowning Out the Fury DVD (Screen Media)

Poolboy: Drowning Out the Fury DVD (Screen Media)

RELEASE DATE: February 7, 2012

If anything, watch the trailer for this flick! A Vietnam Veteran Sal Bando (Kevin Sorbo), tortured by his past as a Poolboy returns home to Van Nuys, California, and a country he doesn’t recognize, in which it seems only Mexicans run pool-cleaning companies. Bando sets off on a brutal mission to reclaim his “rightful” vocation and enact revenge on the man (Danny Trejo) who killed his wife and son. Also starring Jason Mewes (of Jay and Silent Bob) and many others.

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Left Handed DVD (Vanguard)

Left Handed DVD (Vanguard)

Left Handed DVD (Vanguard)

RELEASE DATE: February 21, 2012

Hiroshi, a disaffected teenage boy, is struggling at school and one day shuts himself away in his bedroom. For the next two years he refuses to come out or let anyone else in. Hiroshi’s parents are so ashamed by what has happened that they attempt to conceal his condition from friends and family. Inevitably, the household disintegrates. Brian Wilson, Howard Hughes… eat your heart out! Check out the trailer.

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Farewell My Concubine (1993) Review

"Farewell My Concubine" Theatrical Poster

“Farewell My Concubine” Theatrical Poster

Director: Chen Kaige
Writer: Lilian, Lee Lu Wei
Cast: Leslie Cheung, Zhang Fengyi, Gong Li, Lu Qi, Ying Da, Yidi, Zhi Yitong, Lei Han, Li Chun
Running Time: 156 min.

By Ningen

I don’t know what it is about Peking Opera that looks appealing in martial arts films, but which comes off dull in arthouse flicks. While it’s true that this is only the second film of this genre I’ve actually managed to finish(the first being the borefest Peking Opera Blues, which I stopped after 30 minutes) , it’s just as tedious and anti-climactic as the former. I’d rather see Red Trousers and (if it ever comes on dvd) Painted Faces, than have to sit through another film which goes “behind-the-stage” instead of straight to the performances of the characters. Not that Farewell My Concubine doesn’t feature excellent performances from the great Leslie Cheung and Fengyi Xiaolu, but it just doesn’t have any direction. Is it a glimpse into the scenes of the Chinese poor and working class who are so hard up for money that they sell their own children into a Peking Opera school? Is it about the back-stabbing and back-rubbing that goes on to make a performance successful? Or is it merely an indictment against the Cultural Revolution in the way it ironically favors Japanese occupation over the PRC?

All I do know is that any positive image I might have about Peking Opera is ruined by the child abuse which goes on through half of the picture. This is sadly ironic, because Chen Kaige made it a point during his Q+A for the Promise that he felt that the Chinese needed to retain their heritage, rather than to just shed it and adapt Western values. But what’s so appealing about dumping your kids in a theater troupe where their limbs are pulled and twisted, and they’re scolded and beaten when they get their lines wrong? (Even Jackie and Sammo, who attribute their values from going to Peking Opera school, don’t have fond memories of these exercises.) Not to mention knowing your kid could be raped in exchange for sponsorship?! Then of course, there’s the issue of having to maintain an image of heterosexuality when you actually make it and seeing your fellow performer dating a hooker with very little heart of gold played by Gong Li. The leads then have to entertain Japanese imperialists at gunpoint, while later fighting the communist government accusations of treason. Yes, it’s hard out here for a Peking Opera performer, which I guess is supposed to make me feel more sympathetic for the main characters.

But this approach doesn’t quite succeed, mostly because the leads are as antagonistic as their peers.

Cheung, Xiaolu, and Gong Li’s characters are constantly bickering with each other over petty grievances. And they’re selfish to boot. If ill fate befalls one of them, it’s just an excuse to engage in schaudenfreude more than to show sympathy. Perhaps Kaige’s also trying to be subversive against the culture. But if that’s the case, then why go to this much trouble to maintain the authenticity of the setting?! Make up your mind, Chen!

Though what really annoys me is that the actual performances are probably only about a few seconds in length. Why spend all that time building sets and dolling the actors in make-up if they’re only given a brief time to shine? Seriously, this film is like the DBZ of Peking Opera at times.

Nonetheless, Farewell is a bold film with the potential to be a true epic, if it only knew what it wanted. I just wish that the actors weren’t wasted on such demeaning roles, and that the script wasn’t so lowbrow.The film feels more forced than shocking when it’s trying to be gritty and edgy. And it’s slightly dismaying that as times change, the main characters are stuck in a time-warp with no place to go. Where are the hopes and dreams? Where is the growth? And what’s the point?

Ningen’s Rating: 8/10 actors; 5.5/10 for story and dialogue; 6.5/10 for film in general

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Kung Fu Double Pack Vol. 1: True Game of Death & Incredible Kung Fu Mission DVD (Performance Syndicat)

Kung Fu Double Pack Vol. 1: True Game of Death & Incredible Kung Fu Mission DVD (Performance Syndicat)

Kung Fu Double Pack Vol. 1: True Game of Death & Incredible Kung Fu Mission DVD (Performance Syndicat)

RELEASE DATE: January 24, 2012

Performance Syndicat presents The Classic Kung Fu Double Pack Vol. 1, which includes True Game of Death, starring Bruce Hsao Lung; and Incredible Kung Fu Mission (aka Kung Fu Commandos), Alexander Lo. The cover art claims that both movies are digitally remastered and fully restored, yet there’s no mention of the movies being in widescreen. Sketchy if you ask me. Let’s hope Performance Syndicat proves us wrong. Clips/Trailers: True Game of Death | Incredible Kung Fu Mission

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Kung Fu Double Pack Vol. 2: Bloody Fight & Story in Temple Red Lily DVD (Performance Syndicat)

Kung Fu Double Pack Vol. 2: Bloody Fight & Story in Temple Red Lily DVD (Performance Syndicat)

Kung Fu Double Pack Vol. 2: Bloody Fight & Story in Temple Red Lily DVD (Performance Syndicat)

RELEASE DATE: January 24, 2012

Performance Syndicat presents The Classic Kung Fu Double Pack Vol. 2, which includes Bloody Fight and Temple Red Lily. The cover art claims that both movies are digitally remastered and fully restored, yet there’s no mention of the movies being in widescreen. Sketchy if you ask me. Let’s hope Performance Syndicat proves us wrong.

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Fistful of Bullets: Spaghetti Western DVD Collection (Mill Creek)

Fistful of Bullets: Spaghetti Western DVD Collection (Mill Creek)

Fistful of Bullets: Spaghetti Western DVD Collection (Mill Creek)

RELEASE DATE: January 10, 2012

Titles include Apache Blood, Between God, the Devil and a Winchester, Beyond the Law, Death Rides a Horse, The Fighting Fists of Shanghai Joe, Find a Place to Die, Fistful of Lead, God’s Gun, Grand Duel, Gunfight at Red Sands, It Can Be Done Amigo, Johnny Yuma, Sundance and the Kid, This Man Can’t Die, Trinity and Sartana & Twice a Judas! Just to get you in the mood, check out this trailer for Death Rides A Horse!

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The Assailant aka Besouro DVD (Phase 4)

The Assailant aka Besouro DVD (Phase 4)

The Assailant aka Besouro DVD (Phase 4)

RELEASE DATE: February 14, 2012

Based on the life of a legendary capoeira (a Brazilian art form that combines elements of martial arts, sports, and music) fighter from Bahia, Besouro spins a fantastic tale of a young Brazilian man (Aílton Carmo) of African descent in search of his mission. Let’s hope it’s better than Rooftops. Check out the trailer.

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Three Outlaw Samurai Blu-ray & DVD (Criterion)

Three Outlaw Samurai Blu-ray & DVD (Criterion)

Three Outlaw Samurai Blu-ray & DVD (Criterion)

RELEASE DATE: February 14, 2012

This first film by the legendary Hideo Gosha (Sword of the Beast) is among the most canonized chambara (sword-fighting) films. An origin-story offshoot of a Japanese television series phenomenon of the same name, Three Outlaw Samurai is a classic in its own right. In it, a wandering, seen-it-all ronin (Tetsuro Tamba) becomes entangled in the dangerous business of two other samurai (Isamu Nagato and Mikijiro Hira), hired to execute a band of peasants who have kidnapped the daughter of a corrupt magistrate. With remarkable storytelling economy and thrilling action scenes, this is an expertly mounted tale of revenge and loyalty.

Check out the trailer.

Features include: High-definition digital restoration, with uncompressed monaural soundtrack on the Blu-ray edition; Trailer; New English subtitle translation; and a booklet featuring an essay by film critic Bilge Ebiri.

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Bullet Train (1975) Review

"Bullet Train" Theatrical Poster

“Bullet Train” Theatrical Poster

Director: Junya Sato
Cast: Ken Takakura, Sonny Chiba, Kei Yamamoto, Eiji Go, Akira Oda, Raita Ryu, Masayo Utsunomiya, Yumi Takigawa, Etsuko Shihomi, Takashi Shimura, Fumio Watanabe, Mizuho Suzuki, Ken Utsui, Tetsuro Tamba
Running Time: 115 min. 

By Sergio Martorelli

It’s official: american action films sucks mammoth balls, even the ones directed by HK masters like John Woo and Tsui Hark. And do you wanna know why? I’ll tell ya. It’s because they’re not about action anymore. They’re all about special effects and boosted egos. They’re about multi-digit budgets that look very impressive ’til we find out that a gem like Shiri was made for under $ 4 million. They’re about posters with huge pics of Well-Paid Star’s noggin with his name in bold letters on top, as if every actioner is now called “CRUISE” or something of the sort. They’re about Well-Paid Star braggin’ on Letterman about how he did his own stunts – or, to be more precise, how he valiantly posed in front of a bluescreen hung by wires that would be digitally removed in post. They’re about Well-Paid Star saving the world single-handedly, a formula already tired back when Sean Connery was still dancing with leprechauns. They’re about how Well-Paid Star is considering directing-writing-producing the next eleven sequels. Well, Mr. Well-Paid Star. you think you’re da shit, eh? Then go jump from a building like Jackie Chan did on “Rumble In the Bronx”, and maybe. I said MAYBE. you can earn my respect. Deal?

That brings us to this exciting japanese production from the 70’s, that served as the basis of “Speed”. Wait, I said basis? Ha! This one has a train instead of a bus, no Keanu and no Sandra. But apart from that, it’s exactly the same story. One of the last lines from “The Bullet Train” is “Kuramochi, there’s always somebody who will try this again”! Man, those japanese must have ESP powers beyond of the mere mortal men! If you saw “Speed” you kinda saw “The Bullet Train”. A terrorist mob, led by likeable villain Tetsuo (Takakura Ken), plants a bomb in the bowels of a shinkansen (that’s “bullet train” for you non-japanese speaking folks). If the train speed drops below 80 km/h, it will go kablooey and kill 1,500 commuters. Whoa. In “Speed”, the greatest danger was snuffing Cameron from “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”. But now comes the biggest difference: “The Bullet Train” is not flashy at all, but is a far better film. Instead of falling on the cliché of the “sole hero achieving what the entire police force was too incompetent to do”, director Junya Sato made almost everybody a hero in this one – including some passerbys who end up helping to catch one of the terrorists.

Crash Cinema put this DVD in its Sonny Chiba Collection, but Chiba isn’t the star at all. Even so, he does indeed saves lotsa asses doing what his character is supposed to: conducting a train. And not alone. Aiding him are the men in the control room, headed by Kuramochi (Utsui Ken), monitoring the trains that go back and forth and radio-ing precise orders to avoid accidents. Yeah, I can hear you go “yawn”. A bomb on a bus sounds more exciting cause they may run out of fuel or Sandra Bullock’s character, A DROP-OUT FROM THE DRIVING SCHOOL, can screw things up stepping on the wrong pedal. FYI, japanese shinkansen are controlled by computers that will automatically shut down the train if something weird is happening – like, if said train is going too fast and failing to stop on the stations. Making a quick left turn is easy even for a DROP-OUT FROM THE DRIVING SCHOOL, but how do you trick a computer, eh? What do you do, hotshot? What do you do?

The action isn’t limited to the insides of the train. Meanwhile, the police negotiates with the terrorists while the clock ticks, as nobody knows for sure where the bomb is or how to defuse it. I don’t know if you’re aware of this little piece of trivia, but a train is slighty longer than a bus. The way the investigators find out is more complicated and clever than removing a piece of the floor and looking under the vehicle. Oh, one more thing: buses can run around in circles, but train lines end. So there. Case in point: this is a hell of an exciting flick that MUST be watched by any self-respecting action afficionado. “But how’s the DVD quality, o Great Poombah?” you ask me so very politely. Well. it’s acceptable at best, with nice contrast but faded colours. You wouldn’t want to use this one to test your schmancy fancy Home Theater set-up. But then again, if the only thing you need is an anamorphically-enhaced image with DTS-EX sound so you can show off your widescreen TV and listen to choppers flying all over your room, then this kind of movie is not for you. Where you’re heading, you don’t need brains.

Sergio Martorelli’s Rating: 7/10

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‘Voltron’ returns on Xbox Live and Playstation Network

Infracells are up, mega thrusters are go and the legendary robot hero is ready to make his resurgence in Voltron: Defender of the Universe, scheduled for release in October on Xbox LIVE® Arcade and PlayStation®Network.

In this brand-new take on the classic Voltron animated adventure, players will find themselves teaming up to battle the evil forces of King Zarkon across the varied landscapes of Planet Arus. Interwoven with clips from the original animated television series, the new game from THQ promises a re-mastered adventure in stunning high-definition.

Voltron fans can finally relive some of the most defining moments from the classic series, or even introduce a new generation of young Space Explorers, as they command any of the individual Lions or even team up to form Voltron and wield his epic blazing sword.

Galactic peacekeepers may choose to play either online in seamless 1- to 5-player co-op or offline in 1- or 2-player co-op. Players will select a Lion based on a number of strengths, resistances and elemental attacks that they use to battle fierce Robeasts and a number of other familiar adversaries.

“We really wanted to create a game that’s exciting, true to the original series and challenging to play,” said Peter Armstrong, executive producer. “All of us here are big fans of classic Voltron, and we’re really proud of what we have created.”

See the game in action here!

Voltron: Defender of the Universe will be available on Xbox LIVE Arcade (800 Microsoft Points) and PlayStation Network ($9.99).

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