Invincible Kung Fu Guy, The (1994) Review

"The Invincible Kung Fu Guy" International Theatrical Poster

"The Invincible Kung Fu Guy" International Theatrical Poster

Director: Will Martin
Writer: Will Martin
Cast: Elise Beller, Dee Chilcote, Randy Foster, Rohana Kenin, Ralf Langenheim, Will Martin, Dave Matucha, Rip Reed, Nick Ridge, Ethan Schutz, David Swagerty, Julie Yoon
Running Time: 23 min.

By JJ Hatfield

Everyone who has seen old school martial art movies must see this film! In fact the more old movies you have watched you will find this very funny or fall down laughing. It’s damn near perfect – now how can you go wrong with that?

Do not expect any grand performers or great acting but it is good enough. One aspect that really adds to the movie is the attention to detail. These people show a great knowledge of these movie classics and sincere fondness for the genre. This is not a work of art but they know the routine! There are so many gag jokes I lost count!

The plot is timeless. A good young man trying to perform a heroic duty is stopped by a villain trying to obtain medicine for the dreaded Tiger Fever for his own evil purposes. The young man is told if he will give over the Tiger Fever cure he will be allowed to live. He won’t be killed. The Hero fights bravely but is beaten by the villain who steals the Tiger Fever cure and there is only one batch left!

Meanwhile the older brother is also ambushed by those who think he has the Tiger Fever cure. He fights fiercely and beats them all. Suddenly younger brother appears dragging his wounded body to reach his brother and tell him the truth about the Tiger Fever and who killed their… aaggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Well maybe not.

The new Hero swears intensely he will get the Tiger Fever cure to the village where millions of lives are at stake!

The movie is played as a complete spoof of the basic old school plots. I In fact I have seen films that were meant to be straight forward that are worse than this deliberate spoof! People die, someone swears revenge, trains, does a huge community service, fights villains with plenty of twists and betrayals.

It even has out takes!

Think of it as the movie you never made but were going to once and had all the plans ready but lack of numbers of even semi skilled fighters much less actors and you could only come up with $800.00.

And speaking of fighters this group did a damn good job. It was intended to be old school moves but these are not stunt people. It’s one thing to know martial arts and another not to accidentally make contact or full contact. All things considered the fighting came across just as it should in this kind of movie.

This is a truly hilarious film!!!

The movie itself runs about 28 minutes but the group manages to turn in great typical kung fu type action using sincere total amateurs. Everyone will recognize the humor easily and enjoyably. If you don’t like this film you have no sense of humor.

But wait there is more! A Trailer for Invincible Kung Fu Guy and notes on the productions, sets, costumes and music.

And if that is not enough there is also another spoof included – Estatuary Hounds! I can’t say it is as laugh out loud funny as Invincible Kung Fu Guy, but it is an amusing watch if you are familiar with… nope you will have to figure it out for yourselves.

Buy this one because you will want to see it again and it makes a great movie for opening on movie night!

JJ Hatfield’s Rating: 8.5/10

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The Anger aka La Rabbia DVD (Raro)

The Anger aka La Rabbia DVD (Raro)

The Anger aka La Rabbia DVD (Raro)

RELEASE DATE: June 28, 2011

“La Rabbia” employs documentary footage (from the 1950’s) and accompanying commentary to attempt to answer the existential question: Why are our lives characterized by discontent, anguish, and fear?

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Italian Connection DVD (Raro)

Italian Connection DVD (Raro)

Italian Connection DVD (Raro)

RELEASE DATE: June 28, 2011

The second film in Fernando Di Leo’s Milieu Trilogy focuses on Luca Carnali, a small-time mobster and pimp who has been set up by his gangland boss. Referenced (or stolen) by Quentin Tarantino in Pulp Fiction (1994). Check out the trailer (fan made).

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Live Like a Cop Die Like a Man DVD (Raro)

Live Like a Cop Die Like a Man DVD (Raro)

Live Like a Cop Die Like a Man DVD (Raro)

RELEASE DATE: June 28, 2011

Fred and Tony are members of an elite ‘special squad’ of police in Rome, Italy whom are licensed-to-kill, undercover cops whom thrive on living dangerously. Check out the trailer. Read cityonfire.com’s review here.

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Caliber 9 DVD (Raro)

Caliber 9 DVD (Raro)

Caliber 9 DVD (Raro)

RELEASE DATE: June 28, 2011

Caliber 9’s stylized violence, fast-paced action sequences, tight editing and plot twists prefigure the work of Quentin Tarantino and John Woo. The film also features a notable score by Luis Bacalov and the stunning Barbara Bouchet as Ugo’s go-go dancing girlfriend. Check out the trailer.

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The Boss aka Wipeout!, Murder Inferno DVD (Raro)

The Boss aka Wipeout!, Murder Inferno DVD (Raro)

The Boss aka Wipeout!, Murder Inferno DVD (Raro)

RELEASE DATE: June 28, 2011

Based largely on real people and actual events, Fernando Di Leo’s action-packed film – the final part of his Milieu Trilogy – is his boldest commentary on corruption and the criminal underworld. Starring Henry Sylva, Richard Conte, Gianni Garko, and Antonia Santilli. Check out the trailer.

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Super Blu-ray/DVD (IFC)

"Super" American Theatrical Poster

"Super" American Theatrical Poster

RELEASE DATE: August 9, 2011

After his wife falls under the influence of a drug dealer, an everyday guy transforms himself into Crimson Bolt (Rainn Wilson), a superhero with the best intentions, though he lacks for heroic skills. Directed by James Gunn (Slither). Also starring Ellen Page, Liv Tyler, Kevin Bacon and Michael Rooker. Read review. Check out the trailer.

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United 93 Blu-ray (Universal)

United 93 Blu-ray (Universal)

United 93 Blu-ray (Universal)

RELEASE DATE: September 6, 2011

A real time account of the events on United Flight 93, one of the planes hijacked on 9/11 that crashed near Shanksville, Pennsylvania when passengers foiled the terrorist plot. No punches are pulled, no Nicolas Cage. Highly recommended! Check out the trailer.

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Clash of Empires aka Malay Chronicles: Bloodlines Blu-ray/DVD (Image)

Clash of Empires aka Malay Chronicles: Bloodlines Blu-ray/DVD (Image)

Clash of Empires aka Malay Chronicles: Bloodlines Blu-ray/DVD (Image)

RELEASE DATE: September 6, 2011

The might of the two greatest superpowers of the ancient world collide in an almighty clash the likes of which have never been seen before in this stunning tale of magic, myth and legend. Combining epic action with dazzling visual effects, and featuring an array of fighting styles and intense battles. Check out the trailer.

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Giant Robot Action Pack: Crash and Burn/Robot Wars DVD (Shout!)

Giant Robot Action Pack: Crash and Burn/Robot Wars DVD (Shout!)

Giant Robot Action Pack: Crash and Burn/Robot Wars DVD (Shout!)

RELEASE DATE: June 14, 2011

Are Michael Bay’s Transformer movies too flashy (or lame) for you? Sick of CG? Yet, you still want some old school, giant robot goodness? Shout! Factory has the perfect double feature for you: Crash and Burn (1990) and Robot Wars (1993). Also provided a link for Robot Jox (1990) if you’re really serious!

Trailers: Crash and Burn | Robot Wars | Robot Jox

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Action-Packed Double Feature: Gordon’s War/Off Limits DVD (Shout!)

Action-Packed Double Feature: Gordon's War/Off Limits DVD (Shout!)

Action-Packed Double Feature: Gordon's War/Off Limits DVD (Shout!)

RELEASE DATE: June 14, 2011

Shout! Factory is at it again with another set of exploitational madness. Gordon’s War: Gordon (Paul Winfield, The Terminator) spent four years in Vietnam as a Green Beret fighting someone else’s battle… now he’s come back home to fight his own. Also starring Carl Lee (Superfly), Tony King (Bucktown) and singer Grace Jones (A View To A Kill). Directed by Ossie Davis (Cotton Comes To Harlem).

You also get Off Limits: Being a cop is tough. But in war-torn Saigon in 1968, being a cop is crazy. Someone is brutally murdering Vietnamese prostitutes with children by American fathers, and plainclothes military cops Sgt. Buck McGriff (Willem Dafoe, Platoon) and Sgt. Albaby Perkins (Gregory Hines, The Cotton Club) are put on the case that no one wants solved.

Trailers: Gordon’s War (must see!) | Off Limits

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Tactical Force Blu-ray/DVD (Vivendi)

Tactical Force Blu-ray/DVD (Vivendi)

Tactical Force Blu-ray/DVD (Vivendi)

RELEASE DATE: August 9, 2011

A training exercise for the LAPD SWAT Team goes terribly wrong when they find themselves pitted against two rival gangs while trapped in an abandoned Hangar, armed with nothing but blanks. Starring Steve Austin and Michael Jai White. Whether this movie ends up sucking or not, at least Black Dynamite is in it!

Read our review for Tactical Force here.

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Steven Seagal Action DVD Set: Hard To Kill/Out For Justice/On Deadly Ground/Exit Wounds (Warner)

Steven Seagal Action DVD Set: Hard To Kill/Out For Justice/On Deadly Ground/Exit Wounds (Warner)

Steven Seagal Action DVD Set: Hard To Kill/Out For Justice/On Deadly Ground/Exit Wounds (Warner)

RELEASE DATE: August 2, 2011

Say what you want about Steven Seagal today, but back in the 90’s, he was a bad muthaf**ka! Hard To Kill (1990), Out For Justice (1991 – his best movie!), On Deadly Ground (1994) and a rare two-word titled movie called Exit Wounds (2001).

Trailers: Hard To Kill | Out For Justice | On Deadly Ground | Exit Wounds

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Quentin Tarantino: The Disciple of Hong Kong documentary

Quentin Tarantino: The Disciple of Hong Kong

Quentin Tarantino: The Disciple of Hong Kong

A new documentary about Quentin Tarantino and his Hong Kong influences will air on French TV in a couple of weeks. The documentary features interviews with Ringo Lam, Gordon Liu, Simon Yam and Mike Leeder. If you don’t have French TV and worried you’ll never see it, I’m sure it’ll end up on youtube. – Thanks to David Rees for the heads up.

For more information and a trailer, click here.

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Disciples of the 36th Chamber | aka Disciples of the Master Killer (1985) Review

"Disciples of the 36th Chamber" Chinese Theatrical Poster

"Disciples of the 36th Chamber" Chinese Theatrical Poster

AKA: Master Killer 3
Director: Lau Kar Leung
Producer: Mona Fong Yat Wah
Cast: Hsiao Ho, Gordon Liu Chia Hui, Lily Li Li Li, Jason Pai Piao, Lau Kar Leung, Lee Hoi San, Yeung Sai Gwan, Shum Lo, Lau Siu Kwan, Yeung Chi Hing
Running Time: 89 min.

By JJ Hatfield

“Disciples Of The 36th Chamber” is one of the all time best films of the genre! This was essentially the last of the fantastic films to come from director Chia-Liang Liu and the amazing cast for the Shaw Brothers. Everyone wanted this to be a very special movie and they succeeded beyond all wildest expectations! I have never seen a film open with such a terrific piece of martial arts (I refer to the red or black screen used in earlier films to show case the actor’s talents).

The magic begins with a great fight performance and that means the superb Fong Sai Yuk (Hsiao Ho) performing dazzling acrobatic martial arts with that brilliant style all his own. From the very beginning to the last final moments of the film you will be mesmerized. It’s not constant death match fighting but hardly a moment passes when nothing is happening. The viewer is swept up into the remarkable story until the wildly entertaining massive action finish!

There have been more than a handful of actors who have played the character Fong Sai Yuk in old school fighting films over the years. All the actors played the young man in different stories but the character is always portrayed as being arrogant, highly skilled but not always thinking before taking action.

This film is also sometimes referred to as the 3rd and last of the so called “Chamber” of movies; 36th Chapter of Shaolin; Return to the 36th Camber and then, Disciples Of The 36th Chamber.

Although not directly related the first chamber film starring Chia Hui Liu is fantastic as an introduction to some very interesting chambers, many deceptively difficult. Then with Return To The 36th Chamber came something very different. It is supposed to be very funny but the pretense did not make me laugh. But all is forgiven after watching this film.

Lily Li is terrific as Sai Yuk’s mother. She is truly amazing as an actress and martial artist highly active in the industry for decades. I have deep respect for this lady. She helped considerably in the effort to have women treated more fairly in the movies.

From early childhood mother taught son the martial arts. He had a natural affinity but she trained him hard and he loved it. Nothing made him happier than to show off his astounding skills. His fight history on the circuit was well known far and wide. He goes on to be a champion and his numerous matches are always in his favor. When he kills one of his opponents his life is in jeopardy from those wanting revenge. His mother takes him with her to another town and marries a man named Fong who owns a local kung fu school. She has two sons with Fong who try to keep their brother out of trouble but it’s an extremely difficult struggle. Fong Sai Yuk doesn’t want to go to school preferring to be outside or practicing kung fu. He is incorrigible, stubborn, rash and rebellious but not a bad young man.

In a misunderstanding with a monk he ends up in trouble with the local Manchu gym and the order is given to have him be-headed and the Fong school shut down. In desperation his mother begs for help and sanctuary for her three sons as secular pupils at the Shaolin Temple. San Te (Chia Hui Liu) considers the subject and the mother reminds him that they and their school style are related. She is so sincere, pleading so desperately San Te and the Abbott agree to take in her sons as she announces she will deal with any consequences from the local Manchu rulers. Everyone objects because of the risk but she has made up her mind. It’s the only way she can keep them safe in the monastery.

Can San Te teach the young Sai Yuk how to control his emotions, channel his energy and avoid trouble?It isn’t going to be easy that’s for sure. The monk keeps him moving all day yet he still has energy to spare. The friction between the disciple and Master add an interesting edge to the situation.

Chia-Liang Liu not only directs this true masterpiece he also plays an evil Manchu leader, and his men serve as guards to the Manchu Governor, played by Jason Pai. The settings are lush, wonderfully colorful, filling the screen with a very realistic feel. At no time are you staring at minimalist cramped sets. This is sumptuous luxury and it is wonderful. The choreography is magnificent! Hsiao Ho is not just a fighter he knows what looks great and what doesn’t. Is there anything he could not do? It’s a pure joy to watch!

Chia Hui Liu has never looked better. He plays San Te with a lot of experience with the character and seems very comfortable in his role. His fighting skills have never looked better as well. He pulls out all the stops for a tremendous performance! And of course Chia-Liang Lui is great. And as usual he adds some humor in the mix but it works well, better than most any of his other films.

Whenever a possibility for Sai Yuk to rebel emerges he takes it. But no matter how smart he is or physically capable he does not have enough life experience to out smart San Te. San Te does not hesitate to teach him a lesson when he gets too cocky, insulting the ones who do not have skills yet and are just learning. San Te easily defeats the wild young man in any confrontation. There is one particular scene between the monk and his student that is pure magnificence! Sai Yuk isn’t bothering to practice “bench fighting” and San Te calls him out. What follows is the most incredible bench fight I have ever seen in a movie! Other movies have included bench fighting but it was essentially just swinging them around. This is an exercise in using locks and traps to fight with benches. You can see the concentration especially in San Te. Outstanding and beautiful!

One aspect of this movie is something lacking in most student – teacher films. Respect. The student – teacher connection goes both ways. The students want to do well but they are also fascinated by Sai Yuk’s amazing abilities. But there is a sense of respect from San Te when he is disciplining his students and even with the hot tempered Sai Yuk. It really added an element of emotion you don’t see very often if ever. By doing so it further invests the viewer in the story.

Sai Yuk is tricked into believing Manchus might consider Shaolin a friend one day. His naïveté is taken advantage of to the detriment of his Shaolin brothers. When things start to go wrong Sai Yuk is the last one to accept that he had been deceived. But when he finally does he takes all responsibility and tells San Te he got his brothers in this and he is the one who should get them out. What follows is one of the most spectacular finale’ ever! The last thirty or so minutes build up into a huge clash with the Manchus. If you need a definition for action you have found it. Students, teachers, Manchus, Manchu guards for the governor converge in a masterpiece of spectacular extravaganza. Huge numbers of bodies fighting, jumping, diving, leaping, tumbling around a rather large and extensive set. San Te is beyond excellent with his three piece staff! Very cool.

Although this is an ensemble film this is really Hsiao Ho’s opportunity to show his skills. He out-shines everyone else in the spectacular breathtaking spectacle that fills the screen with absolutely incredible feats and all at the same time. If you look anywhere in the background you see fighting, kicks, punches, Sai Yuk doing amazing acrobatic marvels, bodies flying, running around on walls and rooftops, San Te taking out Manchus with his staff-whip. The action is so intense the viewer will find they react to the images!

Choreography was ingeniously planned, practiced and performed! Very tight shots were spot on showing all of the action. And it’s not all open hand fighting. There are extensive scenes of various weapons being used by both sides. “Disciples Of The 36th Chamber” has an original, dazzling, creative, explosive finale’! It is only fitting that such a magnificent film be the last film for director, crew and the assembled cast. History will judge Chia-Liang Liu as one of the best directors of the time.

It is really necessary to watch this film more than once. With so much action it’s easy to miss a part here or there when someone has to make a choice, with the results having a great effect on others. To his credit Sai Yuk has always taken complete responsibility for any and all of his actions. And even a few that were not his fault. He may be rebellious at times but even at a young age he refuses to let anyone accept or share in his punishment, even though his two brothers are always volunteering themselves instead.

If the time had to come to an end for the most talented cast, this film is an excellent way to say goodbye to the viewers.

Highly Recommended.

JJ Hatfield’s Rating: 9.5/10

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