Ring | aka Ringu (1998) Review

"The Ring" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“The Ring” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: Hideo Nakata
Cast: Nanako Matsushima, Hiroyuki Sanada, Rikiya Otaka, Miki Nakatani, Yuko Takeuchi, Hitomi Sato, Rie Ino, Masako, Yoichi Numata, Yutaka Matsushige
Running Time: 91 min.

By Numskull

“Frolic in brine, goblins be thine.”

Doesn’t make much sense sitting up there all by itself, does it? Well, it may not make much sense after watching the movie, either, but it’s still kinda catchy, I think. Certainly not the only aspect of the film that stays with you afterwards.

Ring’s plot device…a strange video tape (the content of which is perhaps the most chilling part of the whole film) which condemns those who watch it to an inexplicable death…may sound like unbearable camp of the first water, but it makes for a very solid, very serious thriller that doesn’t need to rely on blood, guts, knife-wielding sociopaths, and half-naked teenage girls wearing (and taking off) designer clothes to ilicit a strong response. Instead, there is a thick atmosphere of dread, and a healthy yet plausible dose of the supernatural. Ring’s horror ranges from nerve-jangling jolts to eerie, quietly disturbing imagery and doesn’t relent until several minutes after the closing credits. Make no mistake: this is not a film that will be easily forgotten.

We follow investigative reporter Reiko Asakawa (Matsushima Nanako) on her quest to unveil the truth behind the curse of the video and its mysterious origin. She uncovers facts, to be sure, but the truth? Ah, now, that’s something different. Part of what makes Ring so effective is that it laughs in the face of conventional, “neat little package” film making philosphy. Enlisting the aid of her ex-husband Ryuji (Sanada Hiroyuki), she must work under a deadline which is rather more severe than is typical while working for a traditional newspaper: she is doomed to die one week after watching the tape, as with all of its other victims, unless…

Hmm…I think I’ll just leave it at “unless”.

With a film such as this, it is even more important than usual to avoid venturing too far into spoiler territory, so I’ll say little more about its actual events. I didn’t much like the “out of the blue” nature of the ending, though it DOES make sense, and it’s still a quite effective conclusion (and I use that word loosely…).

(The following paragraph is for people who have already seen the movie or who won’t be bothered by a partial spoiler; all others should skip it. Don’t worry, it won’t hurt my feelings.) It seems to me that there is one rather brazen flaw in the movie towards the end. When Ryuji descends into the well to look for Sadako’s body, the water comes up to his shoulders when he reaches the bottom. The circumference of the well looks to be less than ten feet. Now, I ask you: how much space does a young woman’s corpse take up? Instead of wasting all of that time removing the water with Reiko dumping the buckets, couldn’t he have just groped around until he found Sadako? Hell yes…he could have done it in mere seconds. But instead, the film tries to squeeze out even more suspense, hoping that nobody will notice the stupidity of Ryuji’s and Reiko’s plan. I hate to say this, but…DUH!!!

The novel Ring, upon which this film is based, was a huge success in Japan, and author Koji Suzuki followed it up with a sequel, Spiral, and a prequel, Loop, both of which were also adapted for the big screen (in fact, Spiral was filmed TWICE, and the screenplay for Loop was written by Suzuki himself). Since it is highly unlikely that these books will be translated into English (if they didn’t do it for Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, they won’t do it for this), I can’t comment on the accuracy and fidelity to the printed page that the films show, but the first Ring film, at least, is highly recommended.

Numskull’s Rating: 8/10

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Ring, The (2002) Review

"The Ring" Theatrical Poster

“The Ring” Theatrical Poster

Director: Gore Verbinski
Cast: Naomi Watts, Martin Henderson, David Dorfman, Brian Cox, Jane Alexander, Lindsay Frost, Amber Tamblyn, Rachael Bella, Daveigh Chase, Shannon Cochran
Running Time: 115 min.

By Numskull

This is a remake. Hence, the source material should be taken into consideration before it is discussed.

Go read my review for Ring in the Japanese section if you haven’t done so already.

I’ll wait.

Hmm hm hm hm hmmm…

Doo dee doo dee doo…

Damn, look at that. A hangnail. I hate these f*ckers. *clip* Ah, that’s better.

La la-la lee la-laaa…

Finished? Good. Be advised that minor spoilers lay ahead.

What we have here is a pretty faithful rendition that neither copies the original too closely nor diverts from it too wildly; I daresay it’s about as good as we could have reasonably hoped for. Naomi Watts and Martin Henderson assume the roles played by Matsushima Nanako and Sanada Hiroyuki in the Japanese film; both turn in decent but not spectacular performances. Young David Dorfman will no doubt be compared to Haley Joel Osment in The Sixth Sense even though his character and portrayal are much less emotional. Director Gore Verbinski taps the Hideo Nakata vein pretty well in terms of visuals, and generally keeps the tension level high.

At first, this film follows in the original’s footsteps quite closely, but as the story progresses, two major differences become apparent.

One: it’s longer, and not because it has a lot more detail. This is bad. The “time limit” aspect of the story means that a quick pace is preferable, but Verbinski and screenwriter Ehren Kruger instead take more time than necessary, thus weakening the desperation of the protagonist’s predicament. Normally, I’m one of the last people to adopt Weinsteinian “thinking” and say “less is more and shorter is better” but in this particular case, that’s true. Ironically, most of Rachel Keller’s seven days take up very little screen time, giving us the impression that she constantly drags her ass and accomplishes very little each day. Perhaps reducing the number of days that each of the tape’s victims is allotted would have tightened everything up.

Two: instead of psychic powers running in “HER” family, we get a subplot about horses going insane and killing themselves. Where this came from I don’t know, but sticking to the more straightforward formula would have made the supernatural aspects easier to swallow. Psychic powers ARE certainly at work here, but the horse business, in my opinion, is somewhat distracting and was not the wisest course to take.

Another minor gripe: near the very end of the film, she moves too fast and the “flicker” was a bad idea. If you’ve seen the original, you know what I mean.

There IS a bright side, though. This version circumvents the ridiculous plot hole which marred the original’s well scene. Glad somebody else noticed how stupid that part was.

Watching this in the theater was interesting since I was probably the only one there who knew what was going to happen (in a nutshell, at least). The three gabby assholes seated to my left were particularly audible in their preparations to get up and leave once they thought the end of the film was just a few (thousand) frames away.

“FOOLS!”, I thought.

And, sure enough, nobody expressed their surprise at a higher volume than they did when…you know…IT…happened.

Japanese version: nasty ending. US version: ominous ending. Both good.

And now for the part that really pisses me off: there are no credits at the beginning of this film (not even the title) and the “based on” credit (both novel and film) is strategically placed long after those single screen credits at the end have begun. Even the costume designer (no offense to the individuals in that trade) is listed before any recognition is given to the source material, without which, needless to say, the film would not exist. By the time the names “Koji Suzuki” and “Hideo Nakata” appeared, there were only three other people in the theater besides myself, and two of them weren’t looking at the screen. Even half-assed reviews for this movie (like this one!) will mention the fact that it’s based on a Japanese film, but considering how many Americans simply don’t read unless they absolutely MUST, I would bet that at least 50% of the people who see this thing will go into AND walk out of it thinking that it’s an original Hollywood creation.

I repeat: “FOOLS!”

And now, my two cents long since spent, I conclude. Goodbye, cruel world.

Numskull’s Rating: 8/10

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City of Life and Death Blu-ray/DVD (Kino)

City of Life and Death Blu-ray/DVD (Kino)

City of Life and Death Blu-ray/DVD (Kino)

RELEASE DATE: October 25, 2011

Kino Video are preparing a Blu-ray release of Chinese director Lu Chuan’s powerful City of Life and Death. The film chronicles the notorious Nangking Massacre, during which approximately 300 000 soldiers and civilians were killed. In 2009, the film won Golden Seashell. Check out the trailer here.

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Cape Fear Blu-ray (Universal)

Cape Fear Blu-ray (Universal)

Cape Fear Blu-ray (Universal)

RELEASE DATE: October 18, 2011

Universal Studios Home Entertainment has announced the Blu-ray release of Martin Scorsese’s Cape Fear. The 1991 thriller (a remake of the 1962 version) stars Robert De Niro, Nick Nolte, Jessica Lange and Juliette Lewis. Check out the trailer here.

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Demon Warriors (2007) Review

"Demon Warriors" Thai Theatrical Poster

“Demon Warriors” Thai Theatrical Poster

AKA: Opapatika
Director: Thanakorn Pongsuwan
Cast: Somchai Kemglad, Shahkrit Yamnarm, Leo Putt, Athip Nana, Ray MacDonald, Kemapsorn Sirisukha, Nirut Sirichanya, Pongpat Wachirabunjong
Running Time: 106 min.

By HKFanatic

This is a movie I held off watching, largely because the DVD cover didn’t inspire much confidence. The cover blurb declared the movie was something like a “darker X-Men” but I figured it was just another cheesy Thai action flick in the vein of “Mercury Man.” Shame on me for writing off this movie before I even saw it because I found “Demon Warriors” to be immensely entertaining.

This film is from the director of the basketball-meets-Muay Thai flick “Fireball,” and features cast members from “Dynamite Warrior” and “The Tiger Blade,” and yet tonally it couldn’t be any further from any of them. There are no Thai sex jokes here, no wink at the camera moments or awkward edits from scene to scene. From its opening minutes, “Demon Warriors” presents a relentlessly dark and humorless vision of the world and pursues that vision without wavering. And the film is all the better for it.

The easiest way to describe “Demon Warriors” is a cross between TV’s “Heroes” and Clive Barker’s “Hellraiser” – or, even better, if you remember the obscure 1990 Barker flick “Nightbreed.” Then again, there’s not much that’s “easy” about this plot. The biggest criticism I’ve seen thrown at “Demon Warriors” is that the story is extremely difficult to follow, possibly due to the subtitle translations. There’s no denying the first hour of the film is overstuffed with voice-over narration trying to explain just what the movie is about. Fortunately, everything (kinda) makes sense during the last few scenes of the movie, but until then you might be wondering what the hell is going on and why every character seems to change allegiances so quickly.

“Demon Warriors” doesn’t take place in our world. Apparently those who commit suicide are sent a place between heaven and hell, not unlike purgatory. A “lucky” few are granted special powers in this purgatory but the powers always come with a price. Half the fun of watching the movie is discovering the different abilities the characters have and the toll it takes on them. The story begins with a young detective who is ostensibly the main protagonist; before the opening credits roll, he’s shot himself in the head and entered the next world. It’s there in this limbo that a war is being waged between humans and Opapatika (the mutants AKA the “demon warriors” of the title).

It gets even more convoluted from there but the movie mostly unfolds through voice-over exposition, languid philosophical conversations, and extremely violent fight scenes. The body count in this film is ridiculously high and there are characters who do things I’ve never seen before. Just imagine an immortal stabbed through the chest with multiple machetes, then pulling them right back out of his own body to amputate his attackers. That’s the kind of bloody, visceral scope of this film.

I need to mention that “Demon Warriors” is absolutely gorgeous. The movie doesn’t look like it was filmed in 2007 and I mean that as a compliment. All of the locations in this film have a real, lived-in quality – they’re damp, dirty, worn with age. “Demon Warriors” just has that authentic look I normally associate with Asian films from the 90’s. The director of photography, Decha Seemanta, has worked on numerous other Thai films, including “Chocolate” and “The Eye,” but he really outdid himself here. This is hands down the most beautifully photographed Thai action movie I’ve ever seen. The on-location shooting and repeated aerial/crane shots never failed to impress me. In fact, one of the main reasons the climax let me down was because the action is shot at night and suddenly the footage becomes dark and grainy, losing the luster of the earlier film.

Considering how low my expectations were, “Demon Warriors” blew me away. The plot may be a bit murky (okay, very murky) but it consistently entertains with its grim and bloody superhero fantasy. Again, the ending is not that great and the fight scenes in the first half of the movie tend to be better than those during the latter half. But I have to give Thailand a heap-load of credit for producing this darkly imaginative film, one that’s visually stunning and without a trace of their usual bathroom humor or anti-drug PSAs. To me, this is the kind of movie that their film industry should focus on making. If the idea of Clive Barker having an S&M fantasy involving the X-Men appeals to you, you should check “Demon Warriors” out too.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 8/10

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Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell Blu-ray (Shriek Show)

Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell Blu-ray (Shriek Show)

Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell Blu-ray (Shriek Show)

RELEASE DATE: July 26, 2011

This eerie 70s horror gem pits a suburban family against a demonically possessed German shepherd whose hunger for human souls far exceeds that of the normal household pet. Although not above resorting to the usual throat mauling, the satanic psycho-pup s preferred method of attack is to supernaturally cause the deaths of various friends and neighbors, in a style reminiscent of The Omen. Check out the trailer here.

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Amer Blu-ray/DVD (Olive Films)

Amer Blu-ray/DVD (Olive Films)

Amer Blu-ray/DVD (Olive Films)

RELEASE DATE: October 4, 2011

An eroticized homage to 1970s Italian giallo horror films… Hélène Cattet and Bruno Forzani’s pastiche tour-de-force plays out a delirious, enigmatic, almost wordless death-dance of fear and desire. Three key moments, all of them sensual, define Ana’s life. Her carnal search sways between reality and colored fantasies becoming more and more oppressive. A black laced hand prevents her from screaming. The wind lifts her dress and caresses her thighs. A razor blade brushes her skin, where will this chaotic and carnivorous journey leave her? Check out trailer #1 | trailer #2

Reminds me of the Who Saw Me Die trailer, featuring HKFanatic’s buddy, George Lazenby!

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Freerunner Blu-ray/DVD (Image)

Freerunner Blu-ray/DVD (Image)

Freerunner Blu-ray/DVD (Image)

RELEASE DATE: October 18, 2011

From the producers of Bangkok Adrenaline! It’s parkour meets Running Man meets Battle Royale! With a ticking bomb locked to his neck, a young freerunner races against the clock and all types of baddies to get from one end of the city to the other to save himself and his girlfriend. Starring Sean Faris (Never Back Down), Danny Dyer and Tamer Hassan. Check out the trailer here. *boom!*

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Pulp Fiction Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

Pulp Fiction Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

Pulp Fiction Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

RELEASE DATE: October 4, 2011

First time on Blu-ray! Writer/director Quentin Tarantino delivers an unforgettable cast of characters — including a pair of low-rent hit men (John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson), their boss’s sexy wife (Uma Thurman), and a desperate prizefighter (Bruce Willis) — in a wildly entertaining and exhilarating motion picture! Check out the trailer here.

BLU-RAY DISC SPECIAL FEATURES:

• Retrospective Cast Interviews (New) • Critics Corner: Then and Now (New) • Pulp Fiction: The Facts featurette • Deleted Scenes • Behind the Scenes Montages • Production Design featurette • Siskel and Ebert “At the Movies” – The Tarantino Generation • Independent Spirit Awards • Cannes Film Festival – Palm d’Or Acceptance Speech • Charlie Rose Show – Interview with Quentin Tarantino • Theatrical Trailers and TV Spots • Stills Gallery

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Jackie Brown Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

Jackie Brown Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

Jackie Brown Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

RELEASE DATE: 10/4/11

For the first time on Blu-ray: Quentin Tarantino’s Jackie Brown! What do a sexy stewardess (Pam Grier), a street-tough gun runner (Samuel L. Jackson), a lonely bail bondsman (Robert Forster), a shifty ex-con (Robert DeNiro), an earnest federal agent (Michael Keaton), and a stoned-out beach bunny (Bridget Fonda) have in common? They’re six players on the trail of a half million dollars in cash! Check out the trailer here.

BLU-RAY DISC SPECIAL FEATURES:

• Critic’s Corner: Then and Now – (New) • Jackie Brown: How It Went Down featurette • “A Look Back at Jackie Brown” – Interview with Quentin Tarantino • Chicks With Guns Video • Siskel & Ebert “At the Movies”- Jackie Brown review • Jackie Brown on MTV • Theatrical Trailer and TV Spots • Stills Gallery

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The Presence DVD (Lionsgate)

The Presence DVD (Lionsgate)

The Presence DVD (Lionsgate)

RELEASE DATE: October 4, 2011

From a co-creator of THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT comes a bone-chilling ghost story starring Academy Award® winner Mira Sorvino. In this darkly romantic ghost story, a woman travels to an isolated cabin where she is stalked by an apparition who inhabits her space as his own. Check out the trailer here.

“The most innovative ghost story I’ve ever seen.” – HorrorNews.net

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Sucker Punch DVD (Lionsgate)

Sucker Punch DVD (Lionsgate)

Sucker Punch DVD (Lionsgate)

RELEASE DATE: October 4, 2011

Expecting a different movie? An enigmatic bare-knuckle fighter teams up with a small-time con man who is a low-life fringe player in the seedy underworld, managing and betting on backstreet fighters in illegal fights. Directed by Malcolm Martin and starring Tom Hardy, Tamer Hassan and Antonio Fargas. Check out the trailer here.

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Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown DVD (Sony)

"Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown" DVD Cover

"Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown" DVD Cover

RELEASE DATE: September 13, 2011

Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown hits Unrated DVD September 13th from Sony Pictures Home Entertainment. Starring America’s number one martial arts action star Michael Jai White (Black Dynamite, Blood and Bone) in his directorial debut! Read our review and check out the trailer.

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Alien vs. Ninja | aka AVN (2010) Review

"Alien vs. Ninja" American Theatrical Poster

“Alien vs. Ninja” American Theatrical Poster

Director: Seiji Chiba
Cast: Shuji Kashiwabara, Ben Hiura, Mika Hijii, Donpei Tsuchihira, Masanori Mimoto
Running Time: 83 min.

By HKFanatic

“Alien vs. Ninja” arrived on Western shelves just in time to capitalize on the DVD/blu-ray release of 2010’s “Predators.” And glancing at the title and box art, you’d think this movie was a cheap knock-off of the “Aliens vs. Predator” franchise. I know that was my first impression. Turns out that’s all the result of Funimation’s marketing department. Once you watch “AvsP” and the “aliens” show up about twenty minutes in, looking like slimy dolphin-men in latex suits (kind of like rejected Power Rangers villain), you’ll realize the truth: “Alien vs. Ninja” is more of an off-the-wall Japanese splatter comedy, in the vein of “Versus” or “Meatball Machine.”

Despite being low-budget to the extreme, “AvP” entertains for its short duration with a bevy of genuinely cool sword fights, bad-ass characters, and buckets of gore. The set-up is about as simple as you can get: on the way back from a mission, a ninja clan sees a meteor fall out of the sky. Upon investigating the crash site, they’re attacked by some deadly aliens who make mincemeat out of all the cannon fodder characters. The rest of the flick is basically a ton of fight scenes in the forest.

Thankfully “AvP” manages to avoid the creepy fetishization of movies like “The Machine Girl” and “Tokyo Gore Police,” though there is a bit of sexual humor. And the fact that every appendage these aliens seem to have is phallic in nature (oh, those crazy Japanese). A few scenes are squirm-worthy or give way to just plain stupid humor, but there’s not much here that you’ll feel like a creeper for watching.

The cast holds a few familiar faces, mostly Mika Hijii who starred alongside Scott Adkins in the English language film “Ninja.” But Actor Masanori Mimoto has to be the breakout star here: for fans of the video game series “Ninja Gaiden,” Mimoto is the closest I’ve seen anyone come to replicating the look and moves of that character. It also helps that the aliens look an awful lot like some of the monsters you fight in those games. Mimoto must have found his niche; glancing at his filmography on IDMB, three out of the four movies he’s starred in have the word “ninja” in their title. Hey, what can you do, the man knows how to wield a sword.

This isn’t the best Japanese film out there – for one thing, the aliens’ power levels vary drastically from scene to scene based on what the script calls for. But it’s not trying to be great; it’s a tongue-in-cheek exploitation flick. The filmmakers send the message: “We had a fun time making this movie so we hope you have a good time watching it. And try not to take it too seriously.” I went into this with extremely low expectations and ended up having a lot of fun. I know I feel like a better person now that I’ve seen a ninja suplex a man-in-a-rubber-suit – I mean, an alien.

In a way, this is a bit like an “Aliens vs. Predator” movie, if only they had taken way more inspiration from the “Evil Dead” series rather than their own respective franchises. And if they added ninjas to the equation. Because ninjas make everything better, right? This movie practically proves it.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 6/10

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