Bruce Lee, Sonny Chiba and Brandon Lee in 3-D!!!

Something tells me the only 3rd Dimension we'll experience will be an aspirin shooting right in our mouths.

Buyer beware! Even though it’s my duty to report releases like these, it’s obvious that these are the very low budget, public domain versions. No specs are given at all (Amazon.com doesn’t even list a a brand or distributor!). I doubt they’re even letterbox versions. Come to think of it, you might even have to supply your own 3D glasses (so run to your nearest 7-11!).

They even list “Chinese Connection” as having the AKA’s of “Fist of Fury” and “The Big Boss”; historically speaking, they’re unintentionally correct (when the films were originally imported here in the 1970’s, “The Big Boss” was supposed to be called “Chinese Connection,” hence “French Connection,” but a mix-up in the labeling screwed that up forever). The only way we’ll figure out if it’s Bruce’s 1st of 2nd Golden Harvest movie is if we buy that damn thing.

And as far as these releases being in 3D? Well, I’m not familiar with what kind of cheeesy alterations they’re able to pull for made-for-2D titles, but I’m pretty sure the 3rd dimension will be a disappointment.

Anybody wanna be the guinea pig?