Men Suddenly in Black (2003) Review

"Men Suddenly in Black" Chinese Theatrical Poster

"Men Suddenly in Black" Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Pang Ho Cheung
Producer: Eric Tsang
Cast: Eric Tsang, Jordan Chan, Chapman To, Gu Zong Chao, Teresa Mo, Candy Lo, Marsha Yuen, Tiffany Lee, Tony Leung Ka Fai, Maria Cordero
Running Time: 99 min.

By Equinox21

I’ve seen a number of parodies of Hong Kong crime movies, comedic plays on the ol’ cops vs. triad genre, but none so well done and funny as Men Suddenly In Black. This movie plays out exactly like a triad/cop movie, only in the role of the triad gang are the husbands and in the role of the cops are the wives. But believe me when I say that it’s much funnier than it sounds.

When their wives go to Thailand for a day trip, Tin (Eric Tsang), Cheung (Jordan Chan), Chao (Chapman To) and Paul (Spirit Blue) decide to live it up for the day with sex, parties and well, more sex. They have an elaborate system in place (that’s worked for years) of putting aside a little cash every month so they won’t have to leave any trails by using their credit cards, they have an inconspicuous taxi for their use, they have enough condoms to last as long as any man would need for a day, and they have the memories of past fallen brothers (i.e., suckers who have gotten caught by their wives for being careless in the past and are now incarcerated in their own homes). When they realize they are being followed by their wives they know that they have only two choices; go home and give up the partying or risk it for a day of fun and fornication.

MSIB was one of the best Hong Kong movies I’ve seen in a while. It’s funny in so many ways. It keeps up, through the entire movie, the parody of the crime genre. We are even treated to a terrific “shoot-out” between the 4 friends and photographers that have come to snap shots of a brothel bust. However, instead of slow-motion shots of action stars diving with a pistol in each hand, here they have slow-motion shots of the stars diving with water hoses and cameras (making the sounds of gunshots) in their hands. It is pure fun and extremely funny. Every little nuance of these scenes plays out like a triad “brotherhood” movie.

The acting was superb, especially from the four friends, but even the supporting cast was terrific. I have to give Chapman To special recognition here for not playing his usual, annoying, slapstick character and instead playing just one of the guys. Eric Tsang was perfect as the “leader” of the friends, a caricature of a small time triad boss. But one of the best cast was Tony Leung Ka-Fai as Ninth Uncle, a man who was at the height of his success in pulling off these day parties when, a few years back, he heroically sacrificed himself for the rest of the group when the wives came home early. The scene where they go to see him in prison… er… his home was simply excellent.

Every fan of Hong Kong movies must see Men Suddenly In Black. It’s a terrific comedy. It’s a terrific parody. It’s wonderfully done in all respects. I highly recommend it to everyone.

Equinox21’s Rating: 10/10

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Anna Magdalena | aka Kissing You (1998) Review

"Anna Magdalena" Chinese DVD Cover

"Anna Magdalena" Chinese DVD Cover

Director: Yee Chung Man
Writer: Ivy Ho Sai Hong
Producer: Claudia Chung Chun
Cast: Kelly Chen Wai Lam, Kaneshiro Takeshi, Leo Ku Kui Kei, Aaron Kwok Fu Sing, Wei Wei, Pauline Yeung Yung Lin, Jacky Cheung Hok Yau, Leslie Cheung Kwok, Josie Ho Chiu Yee, Eric Tsang Chi Wai, Anita Yuen Wing Yee
Running Time: 98 min.

By Vic Nguyen

The UFO Film Group and Japan’s Amuse Entertainment collaborated to bring the audience this lighthearted approach to love between opposites. Filled with cameo’s by stars of UFO’s past (Leslie Cheung Kwok-wing, Anita Yuen Wing-yee, Eric Tsang Chi-wai, and Jacky Cheung Hok-yau), along with stars from a newer generation (Takeshi Kaneshiro, Kelly Chan, and Aaron Kwok), the cast is star-studded and talent filled. A fun and quirky script, along with stylish yet unpretentious cinematography by Peter Pau, makes this one of the top ten films of 1998.

Vic Nguyen’s Rating: 8.5/10

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Whispering Corridors (1998) Review

"Whispering Corridors" Korean Theatrical Poster

“Whispering Corridors” Korean Theatrical Poster

AKA: Whispering Corridor
Director: Park Gi-Hyeong
Producer: Lee Chun-Yeon
Cast: Park Jin-Hee, Lee Mi-Yeon, Kim Gyu-Ri, Choi Gang-Hee, Yun Ji-Hye, Park Yong-Su
Running Time: 107 min.

By Equinox21

Lovers of the 1999 hit Memento Mori take note, its prequel, Whispering Corridors, will definitely entertain. The stories both take place in an all-girl’s school, with some supernatural goings on. Memento Mori was the first Korean film I ever saw, and at the time wasn’t extremely impressed, however, I found Whispering Corridors a bit more interesting, a bit more engaging and even a bit more predictable.

The story centers on a student, Lim Ji-oh, and her new friend, Jae-ji, who are in their senior year at a haunted school. After the teacher of classroom 3 is lynched by a ghost, everyone sees her body hanging outside the school and assume that she committed suicide. The perverted, abusive principal of the school, known un-affectionately as Mad Dog, takes over the class while the new teacher, Miss Hur, gets ready to start teaching. Miss Hur is a former student at the school, whose best friend, Jin-ju, killed herself in the school 9-years earlier. Can Ji-oh and Miss Hur discover the source of the school haunting before it’s too late and comes for them? Tune in to find out!

There are definite similarities between Whispering Corridors and Memento Mori, even though they aren’t direct sequels (merely sharing similar themes and settings). The music in Whispering Corridors was adequately eerie, and the colors were dark and moody. I can’t say the movie, which is supposed to be a horror movie, scared me at all, but it was enjoyable. I definitely think fans of horror movies like Memento Mori, The Ring and The Eye will like this one, but I’m not really a big horror movie fan and probably didn’t get as much out of it as others might.

If you’re at all a fan of Memento Mori, or just like horror movies with pretty Korean girls in school-girl outfits, definitely check out Whispering Corridors.

Equinox21’s Rating: 7.5/10

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Balls of Fury (2007) Review

"Balls of Fury" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Balls of Fury” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: Robert Ben Garant
Cast: Dan Fogler, Christopher Walken, George Lopez, Maggie Q, Thomas Lennon, James Hong, Robert Patrick, Jason Scott Lee, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Patton Oswalt
Running Time: 90 min.

By Ningen

Dan Fogler plays a washed-up ping-pong champion who gets hired by the FBI’s special crime division(led by George Lopez’s character, Ernie Rodriguez) to bust a weapons dealer named Feng (played by Christopher Walken). Since he’s fairly rusty, Randy Daytona (Fogler) decides to get training from ‘pong expert Master Wong (James Hong) and his daughter Maggie (Maggie Q). Once he’s ready, Randy heads to a special tournament to help Ernie take down Feng from the inside.

Essentially a spoof of sports and martial arts movies, Balls of Fury succeeds where Baseketball failed. It doesn’t try to create some sort of weird hybrid of the two genres which no one understands. Nor does it waste time trying to making fun of the players, rather than the conventions of the films. It just goes after recycled cliches such as the older and wiser coach, the “retired” athlete trying to get back into the game, and the tendency to incorporate anthem music into dramatic moments.

Another plus is that it doesn’t go for the obvious jokes, either. For example, it doesn’t (frequently) resort to cheap laughs or insipid puns. It tries to be creative with the material by adding twists and (semi-) surprises in an effort not to treat you like a moron.

Where it does lack is character and story development. For example, Maggie and Randy are fighting, and then, ten minutes later, they’re suddenly dating. Also, the detached relationship between Wong and Feng just isn’t compelling. I know it’s a parody, so those details aren’t really necessary, but they do hurt the potential cult appeal of the film. And some of the more subtle jokes might require you to be more familiar with certain action flicks.

Still, Balls of Fury is a fun spoof which does its job in keeping you amused.

Ningen’s Rating: 6/10

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Taxi Driver Blu-ray (Sony)

"Taxi Driver" (1976)

"Taxi Driver" (1976)

RELEASE DATE: April 5, 2011

Sony Pictures Home Entertainment has officially announced Taxi Driver for Blu-ray release on April 5, in a 35th Anniversary edition. This gritty urban drama, written by Paul Schrader, directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Robert De Niro as a man driven to violence by loneliness and desperation, won the 1976 Palme d’Or at Cannes and was nominated to four Academy Awards. In a welcome initiative, SPHE has licensed the use of the original Scorsese/Schrader audio commentary previously only available on the Laserdisc.

Commentaries:
– Director Martin Scorsese and writer Paul Schrader (recorded in 1986 by The Criterion Collection)
– Paul Schrader
Professor Robert Kolker
Interactive Script to Screen
Martin Scorsese on Taxi Driver
God’s Lonely Man
Producing Taxi Driver
Influence and Appreciation: A Martin Scorsese Tribute
Taxi Driver Stories
Making Taxi Driver
Travis’ New York
Travis’ New York Locations
Storyboard to Film Comparisons with Martin Scorsese
Animated Photo Galleries
movieIQ

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Vengeance of Snow | aka Vengeance of a Snowgirl (1971) Review

"Vengeance of Snow" Hong Kong Theatrical Poster

"Vengeance of Snow" Hong Kong Theatrical Poster

AKA: A Daughter’s Vengeance
Director: Lo Wei
Cast: Li Ching, Yueh Hua, Guk Fung (Ku Feng), Tin Fung, Lisa Chiao Chiao, Paul Chang, Wong Chung-Shun, Lee Kwan, Nau Nau, Lo Wei, Hsu Yu, Kok Lee-Yan, Tsang Choh-Lam, Yee Kwan, Nam Wai-Lit, Gam Gwan, Sammo Hung, Chow Siu-Loi
Running Time: 118 min.

By Mighty Peking Man

A crippled female assassin (Li Ching) is on a mission of revenge against those who murdered her parents. Her goal is compromised when she falls in love with her target’s son (Tung Wa).

To some, Lo Wei is known as the prolific director who jump started Bruce Lee’s Hong Kong career by directing him in his first two films: The Big Boss and Fist of Fury. To others, Lo Wei is the guy who couldn’t make Jackie Chan a star, no matter what approach he took.

Then there’s others who are aware of Lo Wei’s pre-Golden Harvest/Bruce Lee/Jackie Chan periods. It was supposedly a time when Lo Wei (employed at Shaw Brothers Studios) was at the top of his game, quality-wise.

Vengeance of A Snow Girl is proof that – with some good writing, a fair budget and lavish set designs – Lo Wei was capable of making solid movies.

At times, it doesn’t feel like the fastest paced film, but then again, there’s never a moment where you lose interest. The production values are slick. The choreography and wire work is pleasant, smooth and sleek; Especially considering the time the film was made.

As cute as Li Ching is, there’s something inexplicably creepy about her playing a vengeful woman who is paralyzed from the waste down. When she’s shown waste up, she glides when she moves. While in combat, she stands still, swinging her arms as she fights off enemies. While she’s walking, she limps like a helpless soul. The rest of the time, she’s flying around. You can almost think of her as having a bizarre hint of Linda Blair from the Exorcist, of course a more beautiful version.

Co-star Tung Wa is a little less vicious than what I’m used to seeing him as. Though he can hold his own, you won’t see him taking on a room full of men, and outdoing them with no problem (ie 12 Gold Medallions). Most of the bloody rampage lies in the hands of Li Ching’s character.

It’s refreshing to see a Chinese film that partially takes place in the snow; not to mention a cheesy, but appreciable, volcano scene, that easily makes us think we’re watching a sci-fi flick for a few minutes. One’s gotta love the “frozen” special effects (probably compliments of Glad® Plastic Wrap).

The bottom line? Compared to something like Lo Wei’s Slaughter In San Francisco, Killer Meteors – or even The Big BossVengeance of A Snow Girl is quality. I’m not saying it’s a better movie than any of those, but it certainly shows that a lot more hard work was put into it.

Mighty Peking Man’s Rating: 6.5/10

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5 Pattern Dragon Claws | aka Thundering Fist (1983) Review

"5 Pattern Dragon Claws" UK DVD Cover

"5 Pattern Dragon Claws" UK DVD Cover

AKA: 5 Pattern Dragon Claws
Director: Godfrey Ho, Kim Si-Hyeon
Producer: Thomas Tang
Cast: Hwang Jang Lee (Wong Cheng Li), Dragon Lee (aka Mun Kyong-sok, Keo Ryong, Guh Ryong), Philip Chan, Kitty Chui, Chris Yung, David Ding, Terry Wong, John Lung, Ronald So, James Lau, Wilson Lee, Sean Shin, Bruce Chan, Jacky Kim
Running Time: 86 min.

By Joseph Kuby

Average Kung Fu movie with few good moments!

This is really mediocre stuff when held in comparison to most genre efforts yet I found it watchable (and even likeable) due to its simplicity and somewhat intriguing storyline as I was curious to see who would live (kind of like Born Invincible except with less repetitive choreography, though that film was certainly more better in some ways).

The film’s story is somewhat cliche though it’s not predictable (the who-will-die and what-will-happen-next slant that the director chooses makes the proceedings more tolerable). The movie plays out like a Kung Fu Macbeth (lots of revenge, blood, a person who betrays his friends due to his lusting for power and a power obsessed maniac wanting to claim ruler of everything), even moreso than Fist Of Fury (a film which Bey Logan referred to as a Kung Fu Macbeth in his audio commentary for said film).

Any kind of cult classic status this film gains is due to the presence of Hwang Jang Lee who really holds the screen with a formidable screen presence that’s burning with charisma. But then again, one gets this sense that he could do this type of stock role in his sleep (which also applies to his kicking as well – something that would have us losing our sleep over would be something Hwang could do in his sleep).

The film’s production values may not be all that big but they’re competent at best. I know that not every single film can have Shaw Bros. style production values but this film at some points just lacks that certain texture in set-design and costumes, though the film has enough of that to create an atmosphere that the viewer can believe and be absorbed in during the midst of viewing.

The film’s real major problem is the soundtrack that’s used for the final fight scene as it sounds like someone had mixed three scores together! (and I don’t mean that as a critical remark but it literally does sound like that)

The dubbing is laughable in some ways but not annoying so as to distract the viewer from the story.

The action is very typical of the era this was made in (the early traditional Kung Fu movie era i.e. post Bruce or basically from 1973 – 1977), slow-paced and static but still somewhat enjoyable (despite the average choreography); it’s strikingly enjoyable as we draw closer to the end where all of a sudden the fight scenes are now of the quality of something by Yuen Woo Ping.

The last few fights in particular really do feel like something choreographed by members of the Yuen clan – notably with imaginative touches such as two fighters revolving their opposite legs around one anothers (to imagine this, point your index fingers towards each other and spin them around each other to catch the drift of what I’m saying).

There was one inventive thing that the final fight scene had going for it and that was the use of insert shots of lightning (complete with thunder sounds) to show the sheer strength and supernatural force of Hwang Jang Lee’s kicks – a nice touch (though one may argue that this was done to hide the fact that they couldn’t afford fancy visual effects).

Star Wars fans, mainstreamers (mainstream audience members) or arthousians (arthouse audience members) will either cry blasphemy or be amused as they hear segments of the Star Wars soundtrack (though the theme won’t be spotted here unless you watch Magnificent Bodyguards).

There’s two other films (and maybe more) which use the Star Wars score – Snake In The Eagle’s Shadow (with Jackie Chan again) and My Life’s On The Line (which I will review sometime in the future). Both films use the exact same score that’s used as Luke Skywalker is about to destroy the Death Star.

This was the first new Kung Fu film I saw when I arrived in Colne (a town in East Lancashire – Lancashire being a county based in England) thanks to a very friendly neighbour (I got into the genre of martial arts/Hong Kong films in the summer of 1998 when I saw Jackie Chan’s Police Story but moved to Colne in 2001) so naturally there was a nostalgic tinge that creeped up upon me as I saw the film for the second time.

This is one of the few good films Godfrey Ho ever made, which isn’t saying much considering two things…

1) The film was also directed by Kim Si Hyeon, who also directed Dragon Lee in a Kung Fu/Wuxia pian* movie called Dragon Lee Vs. The 5 Brothers (a.k.a. ‘Five Brothers’ or ‘Five Disciples’) which was an Australian/South Korean co-production and which also starred Yuen Qiu (from Kung Fu Hustle and The Man With The Golden Gun) who had appeared with Dragon Lee in two other productions by Kim – Dragon’s Snake Fist and Dragon, The Young Master (both of which have Godfrey credited as presenter).

2) The overall quality of Godfrey’s filmography (including this film) as he’s been best known as the Ken Russell** of Hong Kong cinema, though his usage of stock footage and ability to mix various film footages gives him the status (which he and Phillip Ko truly deserve) of being the Roger Corman of Hong Kong cinema.

Also, the attitudes of the Shaw Brothers (Run Run Shaw and his brothers) were similar to that of Roger’s in regards to their ethics concerning filmmaking, except they churned out more classier movies than Corman ever did. To validate this, here’s a good explanation about the Shaws…

Despite offering an array of classics, Run Run, Runjy and Runme were considered to be the Roger Cormans of China in that not only did they give many future stars and renowned directors their first jobs (allowing them the opportunity to learn the ropes by working on a multitude of productions in a few-frills environment) but due to their business ethic.

An average of seven features was always in production, while the dubbing rooms were shared on a tight scheudle of three shifts daily. They could wrap up a production in three days; a big budget extravaganza might require a week. The films were often shot without a written script, more or less made up by the crew as they went along and edited directly on camera with few retakes.

The emphasis was on ‘fist and pillow’ – violence and sex. This is confirmed by Run Run’s direct approach to filmmaking:

“If audiences want violence, we give them violence. If they want sex, we give them sex. Whatever the audience wants, we’ll give them.”

The budgeting was so cheap that a director was lucky if he earned half of the amount budgeted to pay for the fake blood required for the violent scenes. The whole casts & crews were underpaid too.

Overall, Five Pattern Dragon Claws is a Kung Fu potboiler that’s at it’s best when watching at social occasions with friends or people in general to laugh and drink with.

* Wuxia pian is a term used to describe the swordplay genre in Chinese cinema. It’s used to describe films which feature swordplay/fantasy.

** One of Ken Russell’s sons is Toby Russell, one of the founders of Eastern Heroes (which originally started as a UK Jackie Chan club before becoming a UK Hong Kong action movie club). Toby is now one of the founders of the UK DVD labels Vengeance Video and Rarescope. Rick Baker (his associate/partner-in-crime) is one of the founders for Dragon DVD and Soulblade.

Joseph Kuby’s Rating: 4.5/10

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Exit the Dragon, Enter the Tiger (1976) Review

"Exit the Dragon, Enter the Tiger" US Theatrical Poster

“Exit the Dragon, Enter the Tiger” US Theatrical Poster

Director: Lee Tso Nam
Writer: Chang Shun Yee
Cast: Bruce Li (aka Ho Chung Tao, James Ho), Lung Fei, Ma Chi Chiang, San Moo, An Ping, Kou Shao Po, Ban Kwok Leung, Chin Lu, Chang Sing Yei
Running Time: 84 min.

By Joseph Kuby

Hollywood Class Bruceploitation Actioner!

Exit The Dragon, Enter The Tiger is a unique film in the realm of Hong Kong cinema (especially in the 70s) in that it looks and feels like a Hollywood production (minus the wardrobe of Chang Yi’s character who’s dressed as a traditional Chinese mainlander except with a Western style hat and scarf to show that he’s a criminal authority).

Incumbent (or recumbent) to say, the production values (props, use of locations, style, camera work, editing and overall production design) are obviously a lot more higher than your average Bruceploitation movie and certainly more higher than 90% of Hong Kong movies made up to the year this film was concocted (1976).

It really does feel like as if it was a Hollywood film starring Chinese actors, the look of the print (i.e. the credits and cinematography) and the soundtrack are startlingly high.

Speaking of soundtrack, the film borrows from quite a lot of sources (but this is done in a way which enhances the overall quality of the film and makes it seem like a new experience, along with the quality of the dubbing which isn’t the usual British talent we usually hear for these kinda films).

The ‘library’ music cues that are used are from Charles Bronson’s Death Wish (coincidentally both Michael Winner’s and Lee Tso Nam’s films feature a rape attack which leaves the female character traumatized), Jim Kelly’s Black Samurai, Bond flicks and 70s rock.

The film was produced by Jimmy Shaw, so perhaps the film was a co-production between the Shaw Brothers film studio and Dimension Pictures (the distributor for this film – in some ways this is the first example of their butchering of Hong Kong cinema).

Whether there was even an intention to make it seem like an American/quality (i.e. American or American quality) film is open to debate, let alone whose intention it was (if it was on behalf of the Chinese or the Americans). Though having said that, the budget is probably on par with some of Hollywood’s lesser features that get released in cinemas or its TV movies of the era.

The original Chinese language version of this film is called Bruce Lee: Star Of Stars whose opening credit sequence utilizes a larger portion of the Isaac Hayes track of ‘Run Fay Run’ instead of the shorter excerpt used in the dubbed prints. A majority of the additional footage is dialogue rather than fight footage. Dragon is actually referred to as Li Xiao Long (Little Dragon Lee), Bruce Lee’s screen name; and instead of James Ho being named David ‘Tiger’ Lee, he is simply named Tang Lung, in reference to the character played by the real Bruce Lee in The Way Of The Dragon.

During the opening credit sequence, there was a nunchaku and broadsword sequence that was omitted (the version reviewed here is the UK DVD released before the BBFC lifted the ban on nunchakus) though only split-screen frames remain (when you see the sequence you will know what I mean). Though weirdly enough, they still include a single swing of the nunchaku in the very final frame of the film.

Whereas, in the Chinese version, the very opening contains an image of Bruce Lee unleashing his nunchakus in Way Of The Dragon. The Chinese version lasts 6 minutes longer than the 79 minute version on display here. Whilst the Chinese print features more dialogue, the dubbed prints show stock footage of Hong Kong in the film’s opening. Besides this, the Chinese print simply says ‘The End’ when Ho kills Yi, while the dubbed prints use stock footage of a large beach wave, with a superimposed transparent image of James Ho as he listens back to the last words of Bruce Lee.

In the year of 1976 ‘Exit The Dragon, Enter The Tiger’ was a surprisingly big success in the American box office market. It was a huge hit that defeated all blockbuster competition (including the King Kong movie which starred Jeff Bridges) and turned James Ho Chung Tao into a bonafide box office success and bankable martial arts movie star (though he became successful under the name Bruce Li and was forced to use it as a screen name since producers argued that he became famous & popular under that name).

Throughout the 70s, martial arts movies would take up 30% of the American box office and one of its main stars was James Ho. What’s ironic though about Ho was that back in the day his films were money makers all over the world and arguably seen by more people, via theaters, video and cable TV than the films of the real Bruce Lee but the assumption was that since the films were bad and didn’t contain the real Bruce Lee, they were somehow flops (okay….critically, they were flops but if they were flops financially then James wouldn’t have appeared in that many films so there was obviously a market for this Bruceploitation phenomenon).

There were even two unrelated sequels (Return Of The Tiger and The Tiger Strikes Again) which obtained similar success – helping to cement Ho in the number one spot. Return Of The Tiger (originally titled Silent Killer From Eternity) had the same cast but not the same characters and was a very gritty crime thriller and it even had Paul Smith – the torturer from Midnight Express – and Angela Mao.

The Tiger Strikes Back (the UK title for Soul Brothers Of Kung Fu a.k.a. Kung Fu Avengers) was a film with Shaw Bros. Kung Fu star Lo Mang and Billy Chong co-star Carl Scott which had multiple endings filmed (two fates for two different characters). As for the Ho Chung Tao and Lee Tso Nam connection, the only other film they made together was Edge Of Fury which (just like this film) is all about gangsters and sleaze. The film was a big hit all over Europe and featured Yasuaki Kurata (before he appeared in Yuen Woo Ping’s Legend Of A Fighter). Tommy Lee (frequent co-star and action director of Lee Tso Nam) worked as action director.

As for ‘Exit The Dragon, Enter The Tiger’, the story (on the surface level) is exploitation fodder (some would argue filth) capitalizing on how and why Bruce Lee could have died; though the carefully thought-out script and skillfully handled direction beneath more than make up for this despite constant references to Bruce Lee. Some which are passable (posters of Bruce Lee), some which are barely plausible (people mistaking James for the real thing) and some which are plagiaristic (scenes which mimic Bruce Lee’s performance in Fist Of Fury where he did some detective work dressing up as an old newspaper seller and a telephone repair man).

Nevertheless, it is quite harrowing or ar least perturbing with its depictions of torture i.e. torching someone’s back, sticking needles into a woman’s fingers, banging a person’s forehead against a table repeatedly, attempted rape and abuse against women in general. This is not uncommon in Lee Tso Nam’s other film Black Belt Jones 2 (a.k.a. The Tattoo Connection).

Speaking of which, this film has many similarities to The Tattoo Connection such as a scene which takes in a bar with a dancer and famous 70s Western tune (in Black Belt Jones 2, it was this Suzi Quatro song whereas in this movie it is a psychedelic-instrumental version of Gimme Some Lovin by The Spencer Davis Group).

In this bar scene, we see a Napoleon Dynamite lookalike (possibly his uncle) complete with geeky glasses, a dorky demeanour (check out his reactions to the belly dancer) and one goofy afro (bearing in mind this is a white guy).

Other similarities include a fight scene set in an industrial junkyard where you have the protagonists fighting on materials which are laying on their side (e.g. logs of wood or barrels), gritty contemporary crime plots, torture sequences and, of course, violence against women.

Both films exert an American influence (The Tattoo Connection was financed and distributed by Warner Bros. and starred Jim Kelly).

The director, Lee Tso Nam, is a fairly accomplished director. He was the assistant director for Bruce Lee’s The Big Boss and Fist Of Fury. He’s perhaps best known for his independent Kung Fu retooling of ‘The Good, The Bad and The Ugly’ (called ‘The Hot, The Cool and The Vicious’) and other films (which are famous but not as popular) such as Fist Of Fury 2 (starring Bruce Li) and Eagle’s Claw (which sports the villain of this film {Chang Yi} wearing a wizard’s hat).

He also did Challenge Of Death (which had legendary director King Hu as part of the cast), The Woman Avenger (his take on the Brazilian cult classic I Spit On Your Grave), Phantom Kung Fu (a Kung Fu Monty Python), Shaolin Invincible Sticks (Lee’s own version of Lau Kar Leung’s Eight Diagram Pole Fighters), A Life Of Ninja (his ninja classic), Killing In The Nude (his CAT III classic which predates Wong Jing’s Naked Killer and most notably Sex & Zen), Shaolin VS Lama (his answer to the Shaolin Temple films which starred Jet Li), The Leg Fighters (his take on the Secret Rivals films with the emphasis on high-kicking antics), Fatal Needles VS Fatal Fists (his near-classic) and Beauty Investigator (his take on the girls with guns genre).

There’s many more films he did, I just listed the more famous ones. He’s still making movies today!

Many have complained that the fight scenes in this wicked yet wonderful slice of Bruceploitation are too long (these comments coming from people who are fans of martial arts movies) which tells you about the quality of the fights on offer here. While there a few which could be described as good (i.e. fairly enticing e.g. the fight in the industrial junkyard at night time, the fight in a large gymnasium with a female gymnast, the fight on the rooftop and the fight on the seashore) most of the stuff on here is okay if not really all that good.

A lot of the action is spoiled by lack of intimacy with the fighters (due to the positioning of the camera angles) and routine choreography (they repeat almost the same moves but it still proves to be somewhat moderately entertaining) with only a few sparks of wonder.

However, the combination of competent cinematic quality (with above average moments) and okay action (with some decent moments) makes this a good film on artistic terms. But, the entertainment level of this film is big hence the high rating.

Joseph Kuby’s Rating: 7/10


By Alvin George

The production values of “Exit the Dragon, Enter the Tiger” are decent for a Bruce Li movie. It even uses music heard in the Jim Kelly flick “Black Samurai.” Unfortunately, the plot is a been-there-done-that deal, plus the fights involve the standard Bruce Li shit. The dude was better in “The Iron Dragon Strikes Back” and “Bruce Lee: The Man and the Myth.”

Alvin George’s Rating: 5/10

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Broken Arrow (1996) Review

"Broken Arrow" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Broken Arrow” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: John Woo
Producer: Terence Chang
Cast: John Travolta, Christian Slater, Samantha Mathis, Delroy Lindo, Frank Whaley, Howie Long
Running Time: 108 min.

By Numskull

The John Woo Movie That Is Not A John Woo Movie.

The maestro of mayhem served as director and is credited as such, but he had to provie he could turn out a commercially viable, no-frills action flick without getting too violent or stylish for American audiences.

And it worked. Broken Arrow is a strong film on all fronts if it’s mindless, Hollywooden action you seek. The story is kinda bland but not laughably so, the thrills ‘n’ spills are satisfactory but not overly explicit, and the acting, while far from great, is sufficient rather than flat-out bad (except for Howie Long…which begs the query: which is worse, retired football players in supporting roles or basketball stars with whole movies built around them?…Never mind, stupid question.).

John Travolta is pissed off that he’s not advancing on the U.S. Air Force chain of command, so he steals a thermonuclear device and threatens to blow shit up with it. His former buddy Christian Slater, the token plucky female (Samantha Mathis) and a pencil-pusher (Frank Whaley, who starred with Kevin Spacey in SWIMMING WITH SHARKS, a personal favorite of mine) have to stop him. Sound simple enough? It damn well ought to.

There’s nothing here to blow you mind, but nothing to numb your skull with boredom either. It’s far superior to the butchered version of Hard Target that was shown in U.S. theaters. It can be seen as John Woo trying his hand at an Americanized action flick or as John Woo hacking out an unremarkable product to prove his capabilities, depending on your stance, but either way, it’s reasonably solid.

Numskull’s Rating: 6/10


By James H.

The ideas behind “Broken Arrow” are simple ones. They borrow elements from other movies. The plot? Essentially the plot is the same as “Thunderball”. You remember “Thunderball” don’t you? The bad guys steal two nuclear warheads and demand money, or they blow some shit up. The film also borrows from “Speed”. What a coincidence, Graham Yost, writer of “Speed”, also wrote this. There’s a little lack of creativity on his part. As well as certain plot devices, it also borrows certain situations, and essentially the same characters from “Speed”.

That’s not to say it’s a bad movie. John Travolta really digs in and has fun as Deakins, the pilot who has been passed over for promotion too many times, he’s flipped his lid. Christian Slater isn’t bad either, he still doesn’t have that screen presence to pull of a good action hero though. Samantha Mathis plays a park ranger, who is pretty much the same as Sandra Bullock’s character from “Speed”.

What saves this from being a failure of a movie is John Woo’s expert directing and his uncanny knack to create amazing action scenes. The highlight of the action is the shootout in the mine. The finale on the train is pretty damn cool, but it seems a little too hokey and preposterous.

“Broken Arrow” is quite the good action film despite its flaws, and it does rank higher than some other of John Woo’s American films (“Hard Target”, “Blackjack”). It’s the kind of movie to watch with the volume up (especially on DVD).

James H’s Rating: 7/10

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Shaolin Prince | aka Death Mask of the Ninja (1983) Review

"Shaolin Prince" Hong Kong Theatrical Poster

“Shaolin Prince” Hong Kong Theatrical Poster

AKA: Iron Fingers of Death
Director: Tong Gaai
Producer: Mona Fong Yat Wah
Cast: Ti Lung, Derek Yee, Jason Pai Piao, Alan Chan, Ku Feng, Ma Chao, Lam Fai Wong, Kong Do, Yuen Bun, Lee Hoi San, Chan Shen, Cheung Chok Chow, Cheung Gwok Wa, Chui Fat, Goo Goon Chung, Kwan Feng, Lee Fat Yuen, Lee Hang, Ma Hon Yuen, Ngaai Fei, Shum Lo
Running Time: 89 min.

By Joe909

Picture the scene: a ramshackle production office in the early 1980s. Unkempt executives with no understanding of the martial arts genre face a dilemma: the viewing public demands ninja movies, but their company presently doesn’t have any ninja movies to distribute. All they have are chop sockeys, and so they’ve hit upon the idea of fooling consumers into thinking these kung-fu flicks contain scenes of ninja combat, when in fact they do not. How do they do this? By simply renaming the movies.

Right now the executives are stuck on a latter-day Shaw Brothers movie called Shaolin Prince, a non-stop action picture starring Ti Lung. No ninjas in the movie. Well, one guy puts on a mask, but he’s no ninja. So the executives are stumped. They pace around, brainstorming titles, when one of them snaps: “I’ve got it! We’ll call it DEATH MASK OF THE NINJA!” And so an awful title is born.

There are no ninjas OR death masks in this movie. Just lots of fighting. And by lots of fighting, I mean LOTS OF FIGHTING. In fact, this is almost like an early Bruce Li movie, or even a Bruce Le fiasco. There are so many fights that the viewer is beaten into boredom. Seriously, action scene follows action scene, and after a while it all becomes too much. It’s a shame, really, to see a Shaw Brothers film descend to such levels. Like they realized that their days were waning, and so figured they’d up the action quotient to keep their audience. Unfortunately, they overdid it, and besides, the choreography isn’t even up to the usual Shaws standards.

Ti Lung is as good as usual, though it is a bit hard to buy him as a 23 year old, when he is obviously in his late 30s. Well, I guess I should say he’s no harder to believe than Jackie Chan playing a teenager in Drunken Master 2. Wait a second, wasn’t Ti Lung in that movie, too? I smell a conspiracy! Anyway, I should say that most of the actors come off well, but the problem is, none of them are developed well enough to appreciate. The three crazy monks who raise Ti Lung’s character are enjoyable, but mostly just lend the movie a comedic aspect. Because what it all comes down to, as far as director Chia Tang is concerned, is the fighting.

Lots of weird characters in this one, from the evil Ninth Prince to the feminine-voiced Water Man, who fights with a pair of swords that look like Christmas trees. The director, formerly an action choreographer, was known for inventing outlandish weaponry, and this movie is full of such. There’s a dude who shoots fireballs from a staff, a “magic sword” that can defeat evil spirits, and iron fingers that can snap a blade in half. The fights scenes, though overwhelming, also sport some imagination, with the infamous “18 Buddha Strike,” which is an en masse attack by monks who band together and raise themselves off the ground in defiance of gravity.

The Shaw Brothers were struggling in the 1980s, and this movie proves it. Losing their audience to the New Wave creators of the day, such as Jackie Chan and Tsui Hark, they grasped for ways to keep their edge. However, increasing the fight count in a movie wasn’t the way to go, and the always-impressive Shaws production standards (elaborate sets, costumes, etc) are woefully underused. To make it even worse, Celestial has plans to release this one, remastered on DVD, in late 2004, when they STILL haven’t released Five Element Ninja.

Joe909’s Rating: 5.5/10

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Born to Raise Hell DVD/Blu-ray (Paramount)

"Born to Raise Hell" Poster

"Born to Raise Hell" Poster

RELEASE DATE: April 19, 2011

Paramount Home Entertainment has announced the DVD/Blu-ray release of Born to Raise Hell. This action movie stars Steven Seagal (and yes, it’s direct-to-video) as an cop bent on avenging the death of one of his men, killed while investigating drug trafficking in Eastern Europe.

The film is directed by Lauro Chartrand (TV’s Southern Justice, also with Seagal), who also has experience working and fighting with Jackie Chan in “Rumble In The Bronx” and “Shanghai Noon”, as well as fight coordinating on “The Last Samurai.”

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Muay Thai Giant DVD (Magnolia)

RELEASE DATE: April 26, 2011

Magnolia Entertainment will be releasing the martial arts action film “Muay Thai Giant” on DVD and Blu-ray on 4/26/11. It stars Dan Chupong (Born to Fight), Nathan Jones (Tom-Yum-Goong), Kessarin Ektawatkul (Dangerous Flowers).

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Once Upon a Time in High School | aka The Spirit of Jeet Kune Do (2004) Review

"Once Upon a Time in High School" Korean Theatrical Poster

“Once Upon a Time in High School” Korean Theatrical Poster

Director: Yu Ha
Cast: Kwon Sang-Woo, Han Ga-In, Lee Jeong-Jin, Kim In-Gweon, Lee Jong-Hyeok, Kim Bu-Seon
Running Time: 116 min.

By Equinox21

Never have I seen a movie that struck so close to home. Maybe it’s the fact that I’m pining for a girl who is interested in someone else at the moment, in much the same way the main character of OUATIHS is, but I felt the frustration of the main character Hyun Soo all too well. The movie, however, did let me down at the end, only in the sense that it was more realistic than I wanted such a good movie to be. But, that isn’t to say I didn’t enjoy it immensely.

In 1978, Hyun Soo moved to a different school and became close friends with Woo Sik, the head of their class (bully-wise, not academically). The movie recounts Hyun Soo’s experiences making friends, longing for a girl who is more interested in Woo Sik, making enemies and the influence of his hero, Bruce Lee. The bullies who are the heads of their classes strut their stuff and exert their will over others in the class through sheer intimidation. Even though he doesn’t want to, Hyun Soo gets into trouble numerous times because he simply tries to help those that are getting picked on. Eventually, having had enough, Hyun Soo starts teaching himself Jeet Kun Do and the art of wailing on peoples’ heads with metal nunchucks.

I particularly enjoyed this movie, which had a perfect balance of juvenile/amateur action, Korean high school hierarchical struggle and romance. Even though it starred a group of actors that must be about the oldest people to play high school students in film history (I looked up Kwon Sang-woo who played Hyun Soo, and saw that he’s a year older than me· I’m 26 at the time of writing this), the parts were all really well cast. I was pretty shocked to see Hyun Soo’s transformation during his self-led training as he turned from picked-on, scrawny kid to bulked-up, Bruce Lee clone.

I’m sure this movie isn’t for everyone, and I don’t know who would and wouldn’t like it. Perhaps it was just my state of mind when watching it that made me enjoy it so much, but it really did strike home. It’s a simple story, nothing over the top or too melodramatic, with a perfect blend of all elements. Check it out. WATAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Equinox21’s Rating: 9/10

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Tekken UK DVD (Optimum)

RELEASE DATE: April 4, 2011

Namco’s Tekken videogame comes to life from director Dwight H. Little (“Rapid Fire”) in this sci-fi action film for Crystal Sky Entertainment. The story surrounds a hero’s quest for freedom as he battles through a space-age martial arts tournament. THE MARINE’s Alan B. McElroy provides the script.

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Black Dynamite (2009) Review

"Black Dynamite" French Theatrical Poster

“Black Dynamite” French Theatrical Poster

Director: Scott Sanders
Cast: Michael Jai White, Salli Richardson, Arsenio Hall, Kevin Chapman, Tommy Davidson
Running Time: 90 min.

By Ningen

Black Dynamite’s an ex-CIA agent and Vietnam vet who returns to the force when he finds out his brother OD’ed. He teams up with pimps, hustlers, and Black Panthers to take down the local mob dumping a type of heroin into the black community. What he finds out is that the drug trade is really a front for a bigger conspiracy to humiliate African-American males in a personal way.

Literally taking place in the 70s, BD’s a tribute to the blaxploitation action films of that era. The lead, played by Michael Jai White, is dressed like Jim Brown, fights like Jim Kelly, and plays around like Rudy Ray Moore. Tough as nails, BD doesn’t let anyone mess with him. And his come-backs are even meaner than his fists. So he persistently follows the trail of corruption all the way to the top while cleaning up his neighborhood in the process.

Anyway, after seeing Black Dynamite, I have to say that White’s really gotten short-changed on parts in Hollywood. While I hated Spawn, it wasn’t ‘cus of him. And if Tarantino can make room for girls talking about boring bullshit in Death Proof, he can also let me see a fight between David Carradine and White’s character in Kill Bill. And unlike Rourke or Perlman, White’s got the build and looks to take on more mainstream action roles. [No offense to those other guys, of course.] So it’s maybe not so ironic to find him getting playing the main character in an homage to a genre which was created in response to Hollywood’s inability to cast minority actors for lead roles. While that has changed a bit over the years [Can you imagine the outcry if Denzel or Will Smith was replaced by some skinny, white 20-something nobody?], the industry is still a little behind the times in some ways.

For example, why can Justin Lin find Asian actors for his movies, but major studios can’t find anyone Asian to play the Asian characters in the Hollywood versions of Dragonball, the non-Cameron Avatar, or King of Fighters? And why couldn’t a certain nameless studio take a chance on a Robert Rodriguez remake of Barbarella, when it had no problem blowing money on Evan Almighty or a “gritty” version of Miami Vice? Finally, why is Disney trailing the Japanese in coming up with an animated lead character who’s black?

On the other hand, when the suits do cast black actors for parts, at least they’re no longer as relegated to stereotypes, an unfortunate negative off-shoot of the genre which Black Dynamite gleefully skews, even as it celebrates the style of those films. Shot with low-resolution lenses, costumed with suits which you might not even find at most thrift shops any more, and featuring cars you might not even find at a junkyard any more, Black Dynamite is truly committed to authenticity. The era reflected in that flick might not appeal to people used to paying for tickets in order to pop open their PDAs and cell phones in theaters during a screening, but for the rest of us who could use a good intentional action-comedy this year, it’s a life-saver.

The action in Black Dynamite isn’t, for obvious purposes, very serious. But it does come off authentic for the time, with its overdubs of the actors’ voices made during connecting hits, combined with a cheap mish-mash of martial arts-inspired street-fighting, as well as old-school b-movie “bang bang, you’re dead” gun fighting. [You know, before people had to do back-flips to aim their pieces.] It does help that White has some actual experience in action and martial arts, but the fights are clearly meant to be a farce, rather than something serious.

Black Dynamite also goes for the straight man approach to comedy featured in Naked Gun, rather than the deconstructive approach used in the other blaxploitation spoof, I’m Gonna Git You Sucka. Thus, the characters often wind up making inappropriate comments out of turn, rather than acting like they’re self-aware of being in a blaxploitation movie. And even the background music summarizes the story at one point, making the movie more satisfyingly surreal than you’d expect from a one-joke comedy.

As for the story itself, there’s no real point to watching the movie for that. It tends to drag unnecessarily longer than it needs to, and it’d be considered cartoonish, if it were in a real action movie. The real meat of Black Dynamite is the use of punch-lines and one-liners throughout the film. You have to be patient to get to them, but they do pay off most of the time, because they’re so creative and so often used at the right moments, that you wonder if they weren’t ad-libbed on the spot. And while some familiarity with the blaxploitaton genre and 70s pop culture in general might help you enjoy Black Dynamite more, the adept comic timing helps keep the material fresh in general.

So I’ll just finish by saying that, story aside, Black Dynamite is no “jive turkey”, and that you won’t be disappointed catching it.

Ningen’s Rating: Story: 6.5/10, Authenticity: 10/10, Action: 7.5/10, Comedy: 11/10, Final Score: 8.5/10

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