In the Line of Duty | aka Royal Warriors (1986) Review

"In the Line of Duty" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“In the Line of Duty” Chinese Theatrical Poster

AKA: Police Assassins
Director: David Chung Chi-Man
Cast: Michelle Yeoh, Sanada Hiroyuki, Michael Wong, Pai Ying, Chan Wai Man, David Lam Wai, Gam Hing Yin, Kenneth Tsang, Ninna Reiko, Dennis Chan
Running Time: 85 min.

By Numksull

Michelle Yeoh, with short hair, fights a bunch of people. Henry Sanada, with a big stuffed bunny rabbit, fights a bunch of people. Michael Wong, with a persistent hard-on for Michelle, makes a total ass of himself. Oh well, I guess two out of three isn’t bad.

All in all this is a pretty good flat-out action flick, but there are some parts that could use some spit polish. “Magic” is an insufficient explanation for loaded guns bypassing airport security. Michael Wong’s tireless efforts to win Michelle’s heart (or at least get her in the sack) take up too much time. And worst of all, the villains’ motivations go beyond far-fetched and into the realm of sheer absurdity. It seems four guys who served in Vietnam became good friends and swore to never let anyone split them up. Many years later, one of them commits a murder for some reason (don’t ask), and his buddies use their vow as a license to snatch him from the law’s hands and blow away anyone, cop or civilian, who crosses their path. Or is related to someone they tried to blow away before but couldn’t. Or just happens to be standing around doing nothing. Don’t you wish YOU had friends like that?

Michelle is fun to watch as usual, and Henry Sanada is good too. Alas, the villains are less notable, with the last survivor having some unbearably cheesy diabolical laughter (dubbed so it’s not his fault, but cheesy nonetheless). And he’s a liar to boot; in one scene he tells Michael: “You’re a terrible actor.” (Michael Wong, a terrible actor? No way!)

Speaking of Mikey, Royal Warriors has one of his most memorable scenes to date. It’s an intense, heart-to-heart dialogue with a very, very special co-star. Finally, Michael Wong has found someone who shares his level of dramatic skill and knack for passionate performances: his pet goldfish. A round of applause (clap either your hands or your fins) for Mr. Wong and his aquatic friend if you please, ladies and gentlemen…thank you.

The fights and action scenes in this movie are pretty good…just good enough so that they seem too short, unfortunately. But at least they’re spaced well. Michelle’s tool shed duel, which is excellent at conveying a sense of frantic desperation, tops things off very nicely.

The body count here is pretty high so don’t watch this movie with the young ‘uns, and avoid it if you have a low threshold for violence. Me, I like it. Death and blood and hate and more death. Yeah, baby. Almost any HK film fan should get a kick out of this.

Numskull’s Rating: 7/10

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Ju-On Black Ghost/White Ghost DVD/Blu-ray (Well Go USA)

Ju-On Black/White DVD/Blu-ray (Well Go USA)

Ju-On Black/White DVD/Blu-ray (Well Go USA)

RELEASE DATE: May 17, 2011

Two new films for the tenth anniversary of the Grudge saga…Well Go USA will be releasing the 2009 Japanese film sequels: The Grudge: Old Lady in White (Ju-On: White Ghost) and The Grudge: Girl in Black (aka Ju-On: Black Ghost).

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New One-Armed Swordsman Blu-ray (AIS)

"The New One-Armed Swordsman" Chinese Theatrical Poster

"The New One-Armed Swordsman" Chinese Theatrical Poster

RELEASE DATE: March 22, 2011

After losing an arm in battle and retiring from the martial world, an ex-fighter (David Chiang) must reluctantly return to his violent ways when he is pushed too far by a relentless gang. This is an import Blu-ray, which amazon.com will be carrying. Read review here.

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Hobo with a Shotgun: Videogame app

Hobo with a Shotgun in beautiful 8-bit!

Hobo with a Shotgun in beautiful 8-bit!

Take to the streets and exact justice “one shell at a time” in the new game based on the upcoming film HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN (directed by Jason Eisener and distributed by Magnet Releasing). Requirements: Compatible with iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad. Requires iOS 3.0 or later. For more details, click here.

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Return of the One-Armed Swordsman Blu-ray (AIS)

"The Return of the One-Armed Swordsman" Chinese Theatrical Poster

"The Return of the One-Armed Swordsman" Chinese Theatrical Poster

RELEASE DATE: March 22, 2011

Jimmy Wang Yu is back to take on the “Eight Demon Swordsmen” to prove that one arm, attached to the right hero, is better than even sixteen. This is an import Blu-ray, which amazon.com will be carrying. Read review here.

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One-Armed Swordsman Blu-ray (AIS)

"The One-Armed Swordsman" Chinese Theatrical Poster

"The One-Armed Swordsman" Chinese Theatrical Poster

RELEASE DATE: March 22, 2011

One-armed Jimmy Wang Yu trains to defend his martial arts school and honor the name of his dead father when the school is threatened by the same gang that killed his father. This is an import Blu-ray, which amazon.com will be carrying. Read review here.

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Crime Story Blu-ray (AIS)

"Crime Story" Chinese Theatrical Poster

"Crime Story" Chinese Theatrical Poster

RELEASE DATE: March 29, 2011

Directed by Kirk Wong (“The Big Hit”), Crime Story is based on actual facts. Jackie Chan plays a special agent assigned to protect a wealthy business magnate. Things get complicated when the tycoon is kidnapped in a daring ambush. This is an import Blu-ray, which amazon.com will be carrying.

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My Young Auntie (1980) Review

"My Young Auntie" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“My Young Auntie” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Lau Kar-Leung
Cast: Lau Kar Leung, Kara Hui, Hsiao Hou, Wang Lung Wei, Gordon Liu, Wilson Tong Wai-Shing, Kwan Yung-Moon, Walter Cho Tat-Wah, Yuen Tak, Robert Mak Tak-Law, Wang Ching-Ho, Wang Sha, Ngai Tung-Gwa
Running Time: 119 min.

By JJ Hatfield

My Young Auntie is one of the best period pieces with Lau Kar Leung at the helm. His job was made a lot easier with a cast that included Hsiao Ho, Kara Hui and Dick Wei and the usual Shaw Brothers including Gordon Liu.

In order to keep a family fortune away from his evil younger brother, senior uncle marries a young woman who has worked for his household most of her life. He has always been very kind to her and as a favor she marries him to keep the inheritance safe until she can deliver the deeds to Jing – chuen, played to perfection by Lau Kar Leung. Even though Dai nan is quite young she warrants the title of “Senior” due to her position within the family.

Young Auntie is played wonderfully by Kara Hui Ying-Hung. Not only does she demonstrate why she was the first woman to win a Hong Kong Best Actress Award, she performs the fight scenes as skillfully and realistically, even better than anyone could have asked for! I have tremendous respect for Kara Hui. Lau took her under his wing and taught her how to showcase her amazing potential with too many different styles and weapons to count, but he also made certain she also had a chance to stretch a bit in her acting skills.

While Jing-cheun is out, his son (Hsiao Ho) returns home early and brings along several pals. He has been studying in Hong Kong and when he arrives he finds a strange woman in his father’s bed and she even claims to own the house! This turns into a great fight scene that damages and messes up the artifacts and calligraphy Jing – chuen has been lovingly collecting and protecting for decades. Although the fight is between Jing – chuen’s “Auntie” and Toa, Dai nan uses her position as a senior of the family to have Tao punished.

When Young Auntie has decided she needs some new clothes appropriate for her role as a senior, Jing – chuen sends a very reluctant Tao with her into town to buy new clothes. Though a family senior, she has never experienced anything like the wares and goods sold in town. She is positively mesmerized by all the colored lights, beautiful clothes and jewelry. Toa has no interest in shopping so he let’s Young Auntie shop while he waits elsewhere.

While spell bound by the wonders she sees in the stores, she is criticized as being a *bumpkin* with out-dated clothes and an old fashioned hair style. You must see this for yourself; so, let’s just say things don’t go as planned and before you know it Tao and Auntie are having an undeclared contest to show their kung fu abilities skills. Their competing with each other is a constant and amusing aspect of the film. When they arrive home Jing – chuen is near hysteria, and you really can’t blame him. He is very much grounded in the behaviors and actions of traditional Chinese and has great difficulty comprehending the changes around him. And the changes have just begun!

Third Uncle tricks his relatives and takes advantage by stealing the deeds belonging to Young Auntie. The only way they can make things right is by retrieving the documents that prove Auntie is the senior of the family, preventing third uncle from gaining all. Third uncle, his Godson and the rest of his gang are not about to allow that to happen so they form a trap. The resolution involves one of the largest fights involving individuals (as opposed to a war scene) and one of the best fight scenes in a Lar Kar Leung list of credits! Everyone involved in the constant changing enemy and weapon fighting play their part to perfection. The characters tend to fight along the lines of their personality and it works great! Lau does make sure there is some comedy however it works well enough to help provide material for the film and characters, good and bad.

The film’s third act is virtually non stop. “Auntie” puts the guys through a little fitness training and the rest of the film is well choreographed, intense multiple fights! The screen is filled with two or three of the main cast but you can almost always see other fights taking place around the actors. There is no shortage of action especially martial arts and martial arts with well over a dozen different weapons.

If it looks cool, it’s in the movie. Young Auntie is a film you will definitely enjoy and want to see again!

JJ Hatfield’s Rating: 9/10

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Jade Warrior | aka Jadesoturi (2006) Review

"Jade Warrior" International Theatrical Poster

“Jade Warrior” International Theatrical Poster

Director: Antti-Jussi Annila
Cast: Tommi Eronen, Zhang Jingchu, Krista Kosonen, Markku Peltola, Hao Dang, Taishen Cheng, Elle Kull, Liansheng Tong, Qiupu Tao, Xiaomei Tong
Running Time: 110 min.

By JJ Hatfield

When most people think about martial arts they think of China, Japan, and places like Thailand.  Don’t leave out other countries or regions though. If martial arts are practiced in most countries we know of why wouldn’t every place have such a discipline? Naturally the geography, climate and culture shape the degree and the type of teaching.  The tale of the “Jade Warrior” is relevant to any one, any where.

From Finland comes the story of the creation of earth, and the awesome struggle of good and evil that rages in all times. Ancient lives and loves leading to a fate that seemingly cannot be changed.

This movie is often advertised as “Finland’s First Martial Arts Film!” If you are looking for some fairly mindless kick ass this is not the right disk.  I’m sure someone thought they could get more people to buy the DVD if they thought heads would be busted and ass was well kicked.   And this is a very good film. But do not look for stunts and triple kicks. If you let that expectation go you will find a very engaging film.

This film is a fantasy/folklore/drama, born of the epic poem “Kalevala”. One of the main characters in “Kalevala” is a heroic smith (blacksmith) named Seppo who creates a machine called the Sampo. Finland’s folklore says the Sampo has the ability to be the source of happiness. In a rare blending of countries and culture Finnish and Chinese mythology are woven together beautifully like a fine tapestry.

Kai (Tommi Eronen) is the modern day smith living alone in the country after his girlfriend left him.  Ronja (Krist Kosonem) is moving away from Helsinki despite his ardent pleas for her to stay. Before Ronja leaves she takes in sone of Kai’s old belongings  to an antique dealer.  This seemingly mundane event unleashes a world from ancient times and immerses her boyfriend into a past life thousands of years ago in China.

Unknown to Ronja the antique dealers Berg (Makku Peltola) and Weckstrom (Elle Kull) happen to be experts on the Kalevala. When they discover something clutched by a mummified man in a swamp  it turns out to respond to Kai’s belongings. This realization sends Berg out to find the ninth son of the legend, returned as Kai though he does not yet know it. Berg takes the object to Kai, explaining the folklore, and encouraging him to accept his past. This acts like a spark from the forge to flame the ancient battle between good and evil. It also begins to merge the warrior and the smith into one again. The link grows stronger between the ninth son, Sentai and Kai reviving memories of a woman, Pin Yu (Zhang Jing-Chu) whom he loved deeply. The warrior dared to  evade his destiny by wishing for happiness with his love in the future, in the icy isolated far north.

“Jade Warrior” is set in two different times and places that begin to merge – ancient China and modern day (released 2006) Finland.  Driven by his past, subtly at first then growing stronger until Kai is existing in both worlds determined to change his fate to be with the woman he loves.  It is not so simple to change one’s destiny and the forces involved can create or destroy.

This is a fresh entertaining film! The basic idea comes from an epic poem and translated well to the screen. The Finnish actors, especially Tommy Eronen who has the dual role and Makku Peltola were exceptional and very believable even in a fantasy plot.

The director and writer Anitti-Jussi Annila loved the wuxia and sword fight films of China.

So much so in fact that he wrote the script as an homage to those Chinese films he adored. There is an element of wuxia to be sure however this is not CTHD.

The cinematography is superb and striking. The landscape is at times stark and frozen, then green with life, another cyclic theme throughout the film. These scenes are from Finland and Estonia. The ancient Chinese village felt authentic as did the forge details.

The actors, primarily Tommi Eronen spent months in preparation for the action scenes and studying Mandarin which would be required for the dialog scenes set in ancient China.

Zhang Jing-Chu (Seven Swords) also trained for her fight. Yu Yan Kai is the action choreographer who has worked with Sammo Hung and Cory Yuen when in his native China.  There are not a lot of fights but there is one very beautiful kungfu/wuxia type exchange and swordplay. Modern day/Kai weapons include a sledge hammer and a lot of special effects, which are good to great.

I highly recommend this fine film!  It is a very interesting premise and affords the viewer a chance to experience something new and different. A worthy entry in anyone’s collection.

JJ Hatfield’s Rating: 7/10

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Moment of Romance, A (1990) Review

"Moment of Romance" Korean Theatrical Poster

“Moment of Romance” Korean Theatrical Poster

Director: Benny Chan
Cast: Andy Lau Tak-Wah, Wu Chien-Lien, Ng Man-Tat, Tommy Wong Kwong-Leung, Leung Shan, Lau Kong, Sandra Lang, Wong Sa-Lei, Wong Man-Wai, Yuen Bun
Running Time: 88 min.

By Mighty Peking Man

“Good girls always go for the bad boys”…

I can definitely understand why and Benny Chan’s Moment of Romance makes me understand the line better. What we have here is a modern day Romeo and Juliet meets “Hong Kong Gangsterism” – only better.

I’m not much of an Andy Lau fan but I’ve gotta hand it to ’em – he’s quite a cool cat portraying a street-smart, triad punk. Surprisingly, Wu Chien Lien steals the show from him, her true-to-life acting and natural appeal grabbed my attention the moment she popped on the screen. It’s no wonder why she’s one of the most sought after Hong Kong actresses in the business.

Director Benny Chan has earned my respect in the same ranks as Johnny To, John Woo and Ringo Lam. He seems to be the master of pacing and is more than just an “action film” director. Keep close watch at an excellent action scene where Andy takes an empty pillow case, fills it up with a few cans of beer and whacks out his enemies!

The climax of the film is pretty bloody and for those of you who hate sad endings – you might wanna stay away from this film.

Mighty Peking Man’s Rating: 8/10

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Synesthesia DVD (Funimation)

Synesthesia DVD (Funimation)

Synesthesia DVD (Funimation)

RELEASE DATE: May 31, 2011

Funimation presents their re-release of Synesthesia (The version is called S.A.V.E., which stands for Super Amazing Value Edition). Mari suffers from synesthesia, a rare disorder that mixes up the senses. She’s lived a sheltered life, but when her adoptive parents die mysteriously, Mari’s condition may hold the key to catching a dangerous serial killer. Now she and Shinsuke, another synesthete, must catch the killer before Mari becomes his next victim.

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The Green Hornet DVD/Blu-ray/3D (Sony)

RELEASE DATE: May 3, 2011

Sony Pictures Home Entertainment has announced The Green Hornet for Blu-ray release on May 3, in three editions: single disc DVD, single disc BD, and a three-disc 3D BD / 2D BD / DVD combo set. This superhero movie, a remake of the classic TV series (most noted for starring the legendary Bruce Lee) directed by Michel Gondry and starring Seth Rogen, Jay Chou and Cameron Diaz.

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Deep Gold: 3-D action movie with Asian models and adobo?

"Deep Gold" International Theatrical Poster

"Deep Gold" International Theatrical Poster

Directed by Michael Gleissner (Irreversi), starring Vietnamese model/actress Bebe Pham (Midnight Movie), Australian model/acress Jaymee Ong (Gen-X Cops) and filmed and produced in the Philippines. Could this be the first filipino 3-D production?

Plot: Shortly after free diver Amy Sanchez breaks an important freediving record, her boyfriend – Air Force Pilot Tony – mysteriously vanishes together with a flight that was bringing millions of dollars worth of gold to the Central Bank. Determined to discover the truth, Amy goes off with her sister to find out. Tony actually dead? Or if not, is the man she loved really part of the plot to steal the gold? But she has no idea that she is about to discover the unexpected, and entangles herself in a web of lies and deceit before she finds out that somebody used her for what turns out to become a much larger conspiracy. Check out the trailer. Opens in April in 3D!

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Gallants DVD (Tokyo Shock)

Gallants DVD (Tokyo Shock)

Gallants DVD (Tokyo Shock)

RELEASE DATE: June 14, 2011

Tokyo Shock will be releasing the martial arts comedy, Gallants. Directed by Derek Kwok Clement Cheng. Cast includes: Wong You Nam, Teddy Robin Kwan, Bruce Leung, Chen Kuan-tai, Michael Chan Wai-man, Lo Meng, Jin Au-Yeung (aka MC Jin) and Jia Xiao-Chen.

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Black Rat DVD (Tokyo Shock)

Black Rat DVD (Tokyo Shock)

Black Rat DVD (Tokyo Shock)

RELEASE DATE: June 21, 2011

Black Rat is a Japanese horror movie directed by Kenta Fukasaku (Battle Royale 2) and written by Futoshi Fujita. Cast includes: Haruka Shimizu, Hiroya Matsumoto, Makoto Sakamoto, Mika Shimizu, Misaki Yonemura, Rihoko Shimomiya, Rina Saito. Check out the Tokyo Shock trailer.

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