Double Edge | aka American Dragons (1998) Review

"Double Edge" VHS Cover

“Double Edge” VHS Cover

Director: Ralph Hemecker
Cast: Michael Biehn, Park Joong-hoon, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Don Stark, Byron Mann
Running Time: 91 min.

By Mighty Peking Man

Double Edge is one of those titles you’d see at your local video rental store and say: “Oh God…what the hell is this, another straight-to-video piece of shit?” or “Who the hell is that asian guy standing next to Michael Biehn, a wannabe Jackie Chan?” Well, I can’t blame anyone for making those remarks. After all, it’s an unknown flick. Other than the presence of Biehn (Terminator), Double Edge is a hard movie to sell (unless you’re a B-movie enthusiast who thinks Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa of Mortal Kombat is a selling-point).

But you know what? I know better. I’ve been doing my homework and can easily separate crap from the decent stuff. As much as I don’t mind Biehn, I didn’t see this movie for him. I saw it for the performance of Korean’s Park Joong-hoon.

Park Joong-hoon, probably best known for playing a psychotic cop in Lee Myung-sae’s Korean police-drama Nowhere To Hide, is barnone, the baddest mutherfucker working in Korean Cinema today (well, maybe not to that extent. Clarence Worley from True Romance possessed me for a second…). I’ve seen him in many Korean flicks and love his acting-style, so I had to check out his work in a Hollywood. The result: Even in an U.S. movie, this guy can act.

Park Joong-hoon’s english is almost flawless and his overall screen presence is something that can be compared to Chow Yun Fat. Basically, if you like Park Joong-hoon, then you don’t wanna miss this. If you don’t know who he is, watch Nowhere To Hide first, then I guarantee you’ll wanna see this; because other than a small part in The Truth About Charlie, it’s the only American-made film he has co-starred in.

Double Edge is a low budget action film with that typical buddy-cop thing thrown in. It’s a decent film that’s definitely steps above cheesy flicks of the same genre like Tango and Cash and Showdown in Little Tokyo. Keep in mind that it’s not a martial arts movie (I’m sure there’s a schmuck out there who thinks that just because there’s an “oriental” guy on the poster, he assumes the film has “kung fu” in it).

The director (Ralph Hemecker, who directed some of the X-Files TV episodes) and entire cast, including Byron Mann (The Corruptor) all make the best of it, despite the fact they probably knew it would only reach about 50 household DVD players.

It should be noted that Double Edge was co-written by Keith W. Strandberg, who is known for not only writing, but producing the No Retreat, No Surrender series, King of the Kickboxers, as well as Bloodmoon. Standberg is no Paul Schrader, but to fans of martial arts movies, the guy is respected (again, Double Edge is NOT a martial arts movie).

Double Edge is fair entertainment, but don’t go totally out of your way for it. If it’s on cable or something, watch it. If you’re a fan of Park Joong-hoon, definitely watch it!

Mighty Peking Man’s Rating: 6/10

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On The Run (1988) Review

"On the Run" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“On the Run” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Alfred Cheung
Producer: Sammo Hung
Cast: Yuen Biao, Pat Ha Man Jing, Charlie Chin, Chan Cheuk Yan, Idy Chan, Lee Heung Kam, Lo Lieh, Yuen Wah, Philip Ko Fei, Alex To, Peter Pau Tak-Hai, Yau Kam-Hung
Running Time: 88 min.

By Reefer

On The Run is as dark and violent as any film I have seen. Imagine an alternate version of Righting Wrongs minus all the kung fu action and including an even more depressing finale and this is what you might have.

It is hard to imagine casting one of the most athletically gifted actors in film history, Yuen Biao, to play such a serious character without taking advantage of his obvious talent. But this film bravely does it, relying mostly one Yuen’s acting ability as special agent Heung Ming to carry the film. No small feat indeed. Ultimately, Yuen succeeds even though Ming is not a tradition hero. Sporting a bandage diagonally on his cheek and stubble sprouting on his chin, he no longer resembles Jackie and Sammo’s little brother. This is a serious actor and arguably the best performance of his career.

Pat Ha as the hit woman Yiu who murders Heung Ming’s wife and ultimately teams up with him against her employer. Ha plays the assassin cold and almost lifeless. Some have compared her performance to that of Chow Yun Fat in The Killer, a comparison that is as unfortunate as it is misleading. Chow Yun Fat’s Jeffrey was anything but cold and his violence was almost self-expression or strangely . . . character development. Ha’s character is just a girl with a gun. She shoots things. Her reasons for helping the endangered Hueng and his daughter Lin (revenge and she likes the kid) seem hollow as well, like a quick plot fix.

A good deal of an audience’s enjoyment of On The Run will be determined on how quickly they buy that Yuen’s character could forgive Yiu for killing his wife and the young girl’s mother. It was certainly a stumbling block for me. A little more development on her character would have worked wonders. We know that she is hard on the outside, but what is inside?

Having said that, one of joys of this film is that it doesn’t tell you everything. Hollywood counts on its audience being dumb and lazy. This film brazenly thins out the herd by immediately almost declaring that YOU WILL HAVE TO THINK HERE. For example, the first and only meeting in the film between Hueng and his wife (Chan Yuk-Lin) is so short and almost painfully low on information that I wondered if it was insignificant. It turns out to be the most important scene in the film because it provides the only background for the characters. It also underscores the profound sadness that haunts all the characters. Moreover, the audience is left to decide who is at fault for there break-up. Who is the good guy? Bad guy?

Well, we know soon enough who the bad guy is. Seems that Hueng’s wife left him for another cop, superintendent Lui Jun, and he and his gang of corrupt police need to eliminate Yiu for their own safety. He and his underlings seem to travel in packs so that conveniently enough their numbers can be paired down in interesting and incredibly violent ways during the numerous chase scenes. One of the bad guys is none other than Yuen Wah.

Leaving a trail of bodies and extreme brutality, On The Run keeps sinking lower and lower often resembling a trip into Hell. Lots of horrible things happen and not many good things to balance them against. From the cold-blooded murder of sympathetic characters to the climactic endfight in which two guys try to pulverize each other with anything handy, On The Run is an uncomfortable viewing experience that is impossible to enjoy if you check your brain at the door.

Reefer’s Rating: 7/10


By Numskull

I’ve often said that Yuen Biao is a highly under-rated performer. Well, now I’ve seen On The Run, and I’m even more assured of that fact than ever. The man doomed to be forever considered “little brother” to Jackie Chan and Sammo Hung simultaneously draws out your sympathy and demands your respect as Hsiang Ming, a CID agent; the kind of character one frequently associates with the likes of Chow Yun-Fat. Though Biao is known principally for his acrobatic and martial arts skills, this film is radically different from his typical work and proves that he possesses great dramatic, as well as physical, prowess.

Hsiang Ming’s soon-to-be-ex wife (she’s heading for Canada, and he asks her to postpone the divorce so that she can sponsor him to go there too), Lo Huan, is an anti-narcotics cop who is suddenly murdered by a Thai hit woman named Chui. Unsurprisingly, Ming soon becomes hell-bent on revenge, but when Chui and her uncle are betrayed by their employers, he is forced to join forces with his wife’s killer to elude a seemingly endless supply of corrupt cops who want him dead. This nifty twist is the root of the movie’s only significant flaw; Yuen Biao’s character accepts the situation a little too readily, and while it wouldn’t be entirely accurate to say that he “forgives” the assassin, one would expect considerably more hostility between the two of them even after it becomes clear that they must rely on each other to survive. It is also worth noting that Hsiang Ming, while a decent enough guy, isn’t exactly a beacon of purity and righteousness; when he does confront Chui, the “I’ll kill you, you fucking bitch” business comes only after he tells her: “Now I can’t emigrate.” Nevertheless, it’s impossible not to root for Yuen Biao. All he wants is what any of us would want: to protect his daughter, to save his own skin, and to get some payback for his dead wife, in that order. His situation is incredibly bleak; as the movie progresses, practically everyone that he trusts either gets killed or betrays him. There’s more suspense packed into On The Run‘s 88 minutes than there is in just about any lame-ass slasher flick you can name.

When just about everyone else is dead, Yuen Biao squares off against the one person whose hand has guided all of the misery and loss of life that has plagued him from the beginning. What results is possibly the single greatest fight scene, in terms of cinematic storytelling purposes, that I’ve ever seen. Since this movie does not fit into the action category, one might think that a fight to the finish would be considered a somewhat unimaginative climax, but trust me, when it happens, that’ll be the least of your concerns. Turn the volume up and shout your encouragement, neighbors be damned, as Yuen Biao, seething with rage the likes of which is never seen in generic martial arts films old or new, beats the unholy fuck out of his opponent with whatever he can get his hands on, and vice versa. This doesn’t go on for very long…three minutes, tops…but a really long, drawn out fight scene would be both inappropriate to the film and unrealistic as hell; there’s only so much stabbing, gouging, and bludgeoning that the human body can stand.

On The Run is a very in-your-face movie, glorious in its total lack of pretense. That’s not to say it doesn’t have style; the “lurking” scene with Chui and one of the baddies on opposite sides of a wall is incredibly cool. Perhaps it could stand to be a bit more ambitious, but the point is, it perfectly accomplishes what it sets out to do. The film is dark, and I mean that in the literal sense…lots of night scenes, and the majority of the interiors are dimly lit. This is essential in establishing the mood of the film, and in this particular case, the proper mood goes a long way. Same goes for the soundtrack…or lack thereof. For those scenes that have music, it complements the film very nicely. However, a large portion of On The Run features no music at all, and while in many other films that wouldn’t make any appreciable difference, in this one it adds tremendously to the lonesome atmosphere and air of mystery. The silence, as the saying goes, speaks volumes. The supporting cast certainly has its share of talent, with kung fu badass Yuen Wah (a man who, as a Peking Opera School student, once fell asleep while performing a headstand) playing kind of a wimp for a change, with surprising effectiveness.

So, you wanna see this movie, huh? Well, here’s where I piss on your parade. The VCD for this movie is out of print, and the only DVD that exists is a Japanese version in which the last scene has inexplicably been removed. A Hong Kong DVD was reportedly to be released in October 2001, but, as of this writing, has not seen the light of day, and never may. The version I saw was a Tai Seng video tape with clamshell packaging. This, I believe, is also out of print. The picture is full frame and the subtitles, to no one’s great surprise, often get chopped off at the left and right edges of the screen. The story can still be followed, though, and perhaps the single strongest recommendation I can give is that it’s actually worth tracking down a copy of the tape and putting up with Tai Seng’s bullshit treatment of the movie in order to see it. As for me, I plan on looking for another copy for myself, because I fully intend to wear out the tape I have now with repeated viewings of that short but incredibly sweet fight scene. After the closing credits, I rewound and watched it once more, and then a third time later on. In fact, now that I’ve said my piece here, I think I’ll go and watch it again. Bye.

Numskull’s Rating: 8/10


By Vic Nguyen

On the Run is perhaps known best for providing Yuen Biao with his finest performance to date. His portrayal as the troubled moralistic cop is dead on, combining both superb restraint and expressive emotions. Ah Biao’s female counterpart, Pat Ha, gives a noteworthy acting job, and is completely believable as a cold and calculated hitwoman, only to have human feelings and emotions to get in the way of her career. Also appearing in supporting roles is veteran Taiwanese actor Charlie Chin, who co-stars as the corrupt superintendent, and fellow Peking Opera schoolmate Yuen Wah, who appears as one of his cronies.

Director Cheung doesn’t disappont either, and perfectly complements the gloomy theme with dark cinematography which takes place in the black, Hong Kong horizon dimly litted with the traditional glow of neon lights. It is almost impossible to not be absorbed in the mood by the cinematography. The writing also plays a large part in setting the theme. The script is masterfully crafted, moving at lightning pace, providing the viewer with plenty of suspense and surprises to glue the them to the television for the 90 minute duration. All in all, you won’t find pretentious, incomprehensible wannabe filmmaking crap in the tradition of Michael Bay, just pure talented directors and writers at full force.

Of course, novices to Hong Kong films will immediately typecast this as standard, martial arts action fare. Well, it’s just pure ignorance on their part. Aside from an incredible pole-slide stunt performed by Yuen Biao, all of the action is played straight. The fight finale between Yuen Biao and Charlie Chin’s henchmen is nothing but intense brutality and realism at play. Fluid, acrobatic choreography is the last thing you should expect. In the case of On the Run, that is a good thing. Any type of cartoon- like Jackie Chan action will just ruin every theme the film is trying to convey. Thankfully the filmmakers didn’t bite to mass appeal just like so many others in this entertainment world today.

Overall, On the Run is a milestone achievement in Hong Kong filmmaking. Multiple viewings is absolutely required for this masterpiece, and of course, I highly recommend this overlooked gem to anybody itching to get out of the Jackie Chan/ John Woo mode.

Vic Nguyen’s Rating: 10/10

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Victim, The | aka Lightning Kung Fu (1980) Review

"The Victim" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“The Victim” Chinese Theatrical Poster

AKA: Sacrifice
Director: Sammo Hung
Cast: Sammo Hung, Leung Kar Yan, Fanny Wang, Chang Yi, Peter Chan Lung, Wilson Tong, Yuen Mao, Cheung Ging Boh, Fung Lee, Karl Maka, To Siu Ming
Running Time: 90 min.

By Reefer

According to the Ric Meyers/Bobby Samuels audio commentary track on the DVD, The Victim marks Sammo Hung’s first directing effort, but originally released 3 or 4 years later. I am not sure this is true because I think popular belief is that Iron-Fisted Monk was his first. It is also one of the first old schools films I have seen that features a non-linear narrative, using an ample amount of flashbacks and creative editing to move the story back and forth in time. Anyway, this is undoubtedly old school kung fu theater at its best.

Sammo plays a goofy, rotund, and ultimately dangerous martial artist in search of a master. He scours the countryside in search of someone who can be him in a fair fight, therefore, becoming his master. After testing and beating a variety of opponents, Hung witnesses Leung Ka Yan rescue a blind man using some considerable skill and strength. Sammo is instantly impressed and decides to test him. Thus, begins a series of scuffles pitting hefty Sammo against lean, athletic Leung, all bouts leaving Sammo covered in bruises. Leung is clearly worthy of becoming his master. However, Leung has his own problems and is not interested in teaching Sammo’s smiling pest.

One of the fights takes place in a bathhouse were Leung gives Sammo the slip and the fat one ends up fighting scores of naked men. The bout quickly degenerates into a towel snapping and penis-flicking contest, complete with naked stuntmen flying into water or painfully hitting the floor. Could this be the start of Sammo’s cinematic obsession with male nudity?

A word about Leung Ka Yan. It is my understanding that he has no formal martial arts training. This makes his performance here all the more amazing. In a film with just about wall-to-wall fights, Leung is called upon to perform some very intricate sequences, featuring weapons and countless moves with a very a small about of edits. Watch this film and challenge Steven Seagal or Van Damme to try this stuff. They are such a joke.

Leung turns out to be a stepson to his master who also has another son. Both boys were his pupils. Chang Yi, the stepbrother, is something of a troublemaker. Seems that he decided to try to rape Leung’s bride (Faye Wong) on their wedding night. With his eye patch and pissed-off nature, Chang Yi can be best described as the badass Nazi son of the Devil. He’s a wonderful villain in the same way Yuen Wah is a great villain. Apparently, he even has the skills to back it up.

Now I am gonna say something the may turn off many Sammo Hung fans. The story eventually branches off centering on Leung’s family dilemma and Sammo becomes a supporting player. To me, that is fine because Leung and his wife’s troubles are quite frankly more interesting.

The kung fu fights in The Victim are simply amazing. Each one seems to have a pace and a temper of its own. The battles range from slapstick to serious to bloody viscous. Credit assistant kung fu coordinators Lam Ying Ching and Yuen Biao. I find it to be a minor treat to watch the action and pick out the places were these two future greats double other actors during fights.

Criticism time. The story, like most films of it time, suffers greatly from the spontaneous filmmaking style. Basically, it is quite obvious that at many points during filming that the crew had to stop and figure out what is gonna happen next. Given the fact that much of the narrative is presented with flashbacks and uses unconventional gimmicks for the time, the final product comes off messy. Sammo may have bitten off more than he could chew in that respect.

But hey, do what I do. Don’t think about it. Enjoy the chaos and the dilemmas of these very interesting characters.

Reefer’s Rating: 9/10

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Victim (1999) Review

"Victim" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“Victim” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Ringo Lam
Cast: Tony Leung Ka-Fai, Lau Ching-wan, Amy Kwok, Hui Siu Hung, Emily Kwan, Ma Tak Chung
Running Time: 100 min.

By Mighty Peking Man

Ringo Lam steps into the horror-genre with this wickedly-dark film starring Lau Ching-wan and Tony Leung Ka-Fai. There has been endless debate on the film’s plot which leaves the viewer asking themselves: “How much of it is supernatural,” “How much if it is just plain human crime?”… whatever it may be, this film is a great exercise for those who appreciate a good mystery.

Lau Ching-wan plays “Manson Ma” (Helter Skelter anyone?), an ordinary guy who was mysteriously kidnapped and then dropped off at an old mansion to be picked up. Tony Leung is the cop who picks him up and finds Manson hanging from the wall, alive but unconscious. Manson is taken into custody for questioning the next day. Here’s the angle: The mansion, where Manson was found, is well-known to the public to be haunted, due to a tragic event that happened years ago where a man murdered his wife, child and then himself.

Amy Kwok, who plays Manson’s girlfriend (and Lau Ching-wan’s real-life wife) realizes that after the strange events, Manson is not only in deep shock, but also, a totally different person. This leads to the conclusion that he may have been possessed by the spirits at the mansion.

Meanwhile, Tony Leung is a bit skeptical. As more and more shocking clues turn up, he realizes that this all may be just in act or cover-up behind what really happened between Manson and the mysterious kidnappers. This is where the movie goes from Amityville Horror to Full Alert...

Victim is an intense, superbly-written crime/horror film, which doesn’t surprise me coming from Lam. Its entire cast, especially Amy Kwok and Lau-Ching-wan, all give powerful performances. There are known to be some VCD versions of this film that feature “ghostly” figures floating around towards the end.

Think of it as Lam’s take on The Shining, if you may. Highly recommended.

Mighty Peking Man’s Rating: 8/10

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Full Contact (1992) Review

"Full Contact" International Theatrical Poster

“Full Contact” International Theatrical Poster

Director: Ringo Lam
Writer: Nam Yin
Cast: Chow Yun-fat, Simon Yam, Anthony Wong, Ann Bridewater, Bonnie Fu, Chan Chi Leung
Running Time: 99 min.

By Joe909

Finally, after reading about it for years, I got to see Full Contact. To say the least, it’s a movie experience. A Hong Kong remake of John Boorman’s ’60s existential action flick Point Blank (also remade recently as the sub par Mel Gibson Payback), FC is a high-octane mix of guns, motorcycles, sluts, homicidal homosexuals, Road Warrior-rejects, and cock rock.

This movie doesn’t fuck around. In the first few minutes a female clerk is stabbed, and innocent people get shot to shit. The violence is very realistic, there aren’t any slow-mo, artsy John Woo shoot-outs at all. Most shocking is the half-second image of a severely-burned young girl.

The cast is good: Chow Yun-Fat is surprisingly believable as the toughguy ass-kicker, offering only more proof that he can play basically any role. His girlfriend is hot and registers the right emotion for each scene, Anthony Wong is as creepy as ever (I love the part where he unloads his .45 on some guy), Virgin is disgusting as hell, and her metalhead boyfriend is amusing. Simon Yam, however, outshines the rest of the cast, hamming it up throughout.

Full Contact does bog down in the middle half; there are too many extended dance/montage sequences, too many uncompelling scenes. Not until the final third does the movie pick back up, with Chow exacting his revenge on Simon Yam. Speaking of whom, Yam gets the “coolest scene in the movie award,” when he lights a cigarette with his thumb in the opening robbery scene.

Ringo Lam has always seemed like a Hollywood director to me: his films never look like anything else that come out of Hong Kong. Full Contact is no exception to this: other than the Chinese actors, you’d swear you were watching a low-budget, US-made action film. But that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

Joe909’s Rating: 8/10


By Lady Tequila

Full Contact rocks.

Bullet-cam. Scantily-clad exotic dancers. Lots of big guns. Lots of big motorbikes. Lots of big car chases. Ultra-violence. Sex-starved nymphomaniacs. Chow Yun-Fat wearing leather and biceps. Females which exist only to prove that the male leads, even while wearing leather and biceps, are in fact of course not gay in any way. Screaming rock guitar. Damn it all, this movie sweats male machismo. And it rocks. It’s a big, adrenaline-pumping, gun-toting ride of a film, and if you switch your brain off and watch, it fucking rocks.

The action is top-notch. A far cry from John Woo’s balletic touch, Ringo Lam injects gritty fury into his fight scenes, and we see blood, graphic detail, and the ‘bullet cam’ shot which Lam pioneers here. This is a world where nothing is taboo and anything goes, and just in case we don’t realise this, Lam ensures that we see plenty of innocent people get killed in various nasty ways, including a young, pretty clerk who gets brutally stabbed in the first minute or so of film. This scene is interesting because, according to the law Hollywood has created, this should not happen in a film – innocent people don’t get killed onscreen – so when it does happen, we are left knowing that this is a film where anything can happen, and we fear for the central character more because we have no guarantee that he’ll come out of this film alive. In a world of “hang on we can’t kill him he’s played by Sylvester Stallone” action films, this is not only a thrill but also a relief.

Chow Yun-Fat can do no wrong as an actor, and it’s interesting to see him take a big step away from his usual smooth, suave, sophisticated roles and jump headlong into playing a rough, tough, sneering character, complete with leather and biceps and even a buzz-cut (which are OK because he’s got a girlfriend, and so he can’t be gay). Anthony Wong is kind of unnerving (but does get a little whiney at times). Simon Yam is bloody brilliant as the homosexual bad guy, although his character would (rightly) have seen him crucified by gay rights activists outside of Hong Kong. Anne Bridgewater is reasonable but gets little to do other than supply proof of Chow Yun-Fat’s heterosexuality. Bonnie Fu plays Virgin (wrongful labelling if ever I saw it), who I find distinctly annoying.

So, yeah. It rocks.

But – to be honest this movie has me torn in two. I love the movie because of the action, cast, and some of the more touching, emotional moments. But, if inspected more closely, there are things in this movie which really rub me up the wrong way. There’s the blatant homophobia, the portrayal of women as nothing more than slutty fluff. This film has no morally redeeming features – it’s basically just (hugely enjoyable) eye-candy, some dodgy values, and violence for violence’s sake. I kind of wish Lam had some of Woo’s morals, then maybe this would be a perfect film.

But fuck that, it still rocks.

Lady Tequila’s Rating: 9/10

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Legend of the Tsunami Warrior (2008) Review

"Legend of the Tsunami Warrior" Thai Theatrical Poster

"Legend of the Tsunami Warrior" Thai Theatrical Poster

AKA: The Pirates of Langkasuka, The Tsunami Warrior, Queens of Langkasuka
Director: Nonzee Nimibutr
Writer: Winn Leawwarin
Producer: Nonzee Nimibutr
Cast: Sorapong Chatree, Ananda Everingham, Jesdaporn Pholdee, Chupong Changprung, Ake Oree, Jakrit Phanichphatikram, Jarunee Suksawas, Winai Kraibutr, Jaqueline Apithananon
Running Time: 119 min.

By JJ Hatfield

I watched this film and looked at a few short notes I jotted down. Where should I begin with a review? I admit I watched this twice and still experienced more than one wtf? moments.

The premise is very broadly based on a mythical place and time with a kingdom on the sea. Okay I can follow that. I guess. There are three princesses, or sisters, or maybe one is a queen and the other two are princesses… that rule over the kingdom …anyway that’s the least of the problems! I listened carefully as the director explained how he wanted to create something different. Well by golly he sure got his wish! I don’t mind different but this movie borders on incomprehensible! The director, Nonee Nimibutr was excited to bring about the first – fantasy based historical – like a medium sized kind of epic but action too movie. wth? If you watch this you too will be having those moments. If there were any real situation to have drawn from the subject would have been far more interesting..

The three royal rulers have to combine forces and work together to uhm……oh yeah, protect their kingdoms. Everyone seems to have a canon fetish. Everyone has canons, lots of canons. Some of the canons have dragon heads, others are all shiny and one or two are even pulled up from the ocean floor. These people need canons! This should have been called “Canons of the Fish Warriors”.

If you are looking for Dan Chupong he isn’t hard to find. Early on he saves the Queen from an assassination attempt but he is burned by acid leaving a scar on his face. No problem says the queen so they stick him in a cheap silver-ish mask that covers half his face. I’m not sure if he wanted to be noticed or if he was trying to hide. There are some fights but they are shot so poorly it’s hard to see anything. One of the princesses marries a ruler from another region so that she can bring home – yes – more canons!

Oh yes and our hero, how could I forget him? He has a lot of baggage but he can still study the magic of being at one with the fish and other critters in the water. He doesn’t raise any tsunamis or even a mild hurricane. There are some fairly interesting shots of underwater plant life – Wait – back to looking for canons! Our hero doesn’t really do much with his powers he waits until half the peasants are dead and then yells from his stomach and moby dick or some creature shows up after most of the dirty work is done. He does say he will go live in the sea and I hope to God that means there will not be a sequel!

JJ Hatfield’s Rating: 3.5/10

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Night of the Living Dead (1968) Review

"Night of the Living Dead" American Theatrical Poster

"Night of the Living Dead" American Theatrical Poster

Director: George A. Romero
Writer: George A. Romero, John A. Russo
Producer: Karl Hardman, Russell Streiner
Cast: Duane Jones, Judith O’Dea, Karl Hardman, Marilyn Eastman, Keith Wayne, Judith Ridley, Kyra Schon
Running Time: 96 min.

By JJ Hatfield

After a cataclysmic UFO event those who should be lying peacefully unaware in their coffins are brought to “life” and have only one goal. They are hungry. And they are everywhere.

I fully admit the first time I saw this movie it scared the hell out of me! I was way too young and don’t even remember where I saw the movie. I do remember it was a very long time until I stopped looking for zombies anywhere and everywhere! Years later I rented the VHS and watched it by myself. It still scared the hell out of me!

There have been volumes written about this film but I don’t think it can be praised or discussed too much. “The Night Of The Living Dead” is not just a horror classic it was the original George Romero’s amazingly effective movie, as they say, that started it all. “NOTLD” was the original and best zombie movie ever made! If the saying “imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” is true then no movie has ever been so flattered! Hundreds if not thousands of films, TV, books and even other independents have tried to copy the terrifying high tension and sheer horror of “NOTLD” and failed pathetically.

What some people don’t know was this movie nearly never made it to film. The big studios were not interested in such trash and it was difficult to find actors who didn’t demand big checks for their big names. Reportedly the total budget was barely over $110,00, a very small amount even for 1968. Reduced to using stock film, stock music, and very little equipment (such as lights and cameras) Romero and crew turned what could have been trash into a finely crafted zombie movie that has stood the test of time to remain in it’s place as the first and best.

The viewer does not have to wait for the plot, nor the action. The movie starts off fairly normal and even sets up a possible future far less less than horrifying. Don’t be to sure about anything though. In this nightmare you don’t know who or what you can trust. A large part of the film focuses on seven people, strangers mostly being trapped in an isolated farmhouse in rural Pennsylvania that has become surrounded by hordes of flesh eating un-dead.

Romero made a powerful choice having the lead be an African American. At that time in Hollywood you just didn’t do that. His choice was spot on! All of the characters are fleshed out (no pun intended) and given solid roles which they perform admirably! As the situation grows dire someone has to be in control. As imagined there are decisions to be made and not everyone agrees. Do they stay? Make a run for??? Who gets to hang on to the sole gun? Where should they prepare for a last stand? It does not take long for ideas and personalities to clash. Even in a fight for one’s life there are some monstrous ideas and actions from individuals. There are horrible monsters outside and an intense struggle happening with the characters inside. The focus on the changes and behavior of the people trapped inside is what really makes the film. The tension never lets up it only intensifies.

“Night Of The Living Dead” is the original and best of the zombie/monster films! Of course it isn’t perfect but few films are, especially an independent with no money. The “special effects” were of course not done by a computer but rather brought to frightening fruition by the creative mind of Romero and those working on the film. Everyone and especially the actors did a splendid job and I salute them! The zombies set up a situation that is as dangerous inside as out. The changes in people as things look more desperate, the tension level rising, always rising .

If you like classic movies or horror movies you need to see this film. Don’t bother if you are going to complain about grainy picture or lack of decent CG. This movie was shot in black and white stock and that is how it is supposed to look. The viewer needs to remember this was released in 1968. If you want to purchase this movie it is imperative to make certain the movie you buy is the full black and white movie. Not the “special” versions, nor God forbid the colorized monstrosity!

The use of relatively sparse light is used more than a few times to show the changes happening with the characters.

The original is the only film to watch and to have in your collection!

JJ Hatfield’s Rating: 9.5/10

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The Ultimate Fight DVD (Lions Gate)

The Ultimate Fight DVD (Lions Gate)

The Ultimate Fight DVD (Lions Gate)

RELEASE DATE: June 7, 2011

Ready for some adobo? This 1998 re-release is directed by and starring Ernie Reyes Jr. (The Last Dragon, Red Sonja), Corin Nemec, Ernie Reyes Sr. and Shishir Inocalla. When martial arts champion Pinoy (Shishir Inocalla) travels to America, his fighting skills are put to the test when he finds himself in the middle of a violent gang war. Check out a clip.

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Once Upon A Time In The West Blu-ray (Paramount)

Once Upon A Time In The West Blu-ray (Paramount)

Once Upon A Time In The West Blu-ray (Paramount)

RELEASE DATE: May 31, 2011

First time on Blu-ray! A recently married woman arrives to her ranch out west to find her husband has been killed by a band of outlaws who want the railroad-valuable land. A brooding, young cowboy steps in to stop them. Starring Henry Fonda, Jason Robards, Claudia Cardinale and Charles Bronson. Directed by the God of Cinema, Sergio Leone.

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Dragon Fight | aka Dragon Kickboxer (1988) Review

"Dragon Fight" Korean DVD Cover

“Dragon Fight” Korean DVD Cover

AKA: The Defector
Director: Billy Tang
Cast: Jet Li, Dick Wei, Stephen Chow Sing Chi, Nina Li Chi, Steven Ho, Mark Williams
Running Time: 98 min.

By JJ Hatfield

Viewed as a film, “Dragon Fight” is not very good. However, all is not lost if you are a Jet Li fan, or fond of martial arts films. This is a kind of blending of Jet the Chinese excellent citizen and Jet’s desire to gain a following in the U.S. This movie is unique because it has little to no wire fu and thera-tubing. All action, and the action is good enough to carry the movie.

Jet plays “Jimmy” and is one of the members of a martial arts company performing in the U.S., San Francisco to be exact. I swear, every outdoor shot had a large backdrop of “the bridge” – over and over and over. Enough, we know where you are supposed to be, okay? When it’s time to leave for home, Tiger (Dick Wei) decides it’s time to head for greener financial pastures but manages to screw up his defection and Jimmy ends up on the run because he is a murder suspect. In trying to find safety in the U.S., he runs into Andy (Stephen Chow). He helps Jimmy get around in SF while Jimmy helps him deliver groceries for the shop Andy’s father owns. Chow is very young here and has not yet established himself as a comedian or an actor. He does not exhibit the confidence he carries now. It shows you though why he has gone so far in the industry. Meantime, Tiger has managed to establish himself high in the local gang world of SF (The bridge! The bridge!) in approximately 68 hours. We are just supposed to believe his ability to inflict major painful injuries to human bodies allows him to advance quickly in the SF gang organizations.

Things are not going too bad until Jimmy knows he is going to have to face his old friend Tiger in a fight in order to be cleared of charges. Let me amend that. Face Tiger his old friend AND about 30 other guys. The end fight is definitely the best and is worth waiting for and still no gravity defying amazing beyond human footage. That’s worth three points by itself! Things happen so Jet has to fight. Some events are just silly but it works because of Jet’s appearing to understand the game even if the audience is a tad confused. But Jet comes through and makes this a movie to have. It reminded me of the incredible martial artists who used to do it all by themselves.

Jet is young here and a Master in numerous forms, especially Wushu, agile and full of confidence, at least about his amazing abilities. The plot is barely there but it’s enough to make sure Jet shows his stuff and it looks damned good! This movie tends to come and go in availability so get it while you can.

JJ Hatfield’s Rating: 6/10

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The Lord of the Rings Trilogy: Extended Editions Blu-ray (New Line)

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy: Extended Editions Blu-ray (New Line)

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy: Extended Editions Blu-ray (New Line)

RELEASE DATE: June 28, 2011

This Blu-ray release includes the following titles: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Blu-ray Extended Edition; The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Blu-ray Extended Edition; and The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Blu-ray Extended Edition.

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Raymond Chow receives Lifetime Achievement award

Veteran Hong Kong producer Raymond Chow poses with the trophy after winning the Lifetime Achievement award at the Asian Film Awards in Hong Kong

Veteran Hong Kong producer Raymond Chow poses with the trophy after winning the Lifetime Achievement award at the Asian Film Awards in Hong Kong

According to kungfucinema.com, movie mogul Raymond Chow will be given a Lifetime Achievement award.

Raymond Chow is one of the prime movers of Golden Harvest Studios, which he founded in 1970 with Leonard Ho. Some of the biggest names of Hong Kong cinema were launched (and still are) associated with the studio: Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, Yuen Biao, John Woo and Jet Li – just to name a few.

The fifth annual Asian Film Awards will take place in Hong Kong tomorrow night (Monday March 21). For details and results, please visit: www.asianfilmawards.asia

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The Best of Global Lens: China DVD Set (First Run)

The Best of Global Lens: China DVD Set (First Run)

The Best of Global Lens: China DVD Set (First Run)

RELEASE DATE: May 17, 2011

Dam Street — by Li Yu

During a time of rigid moral code in China, a sixteen year old girl living in a small riverside town discovers she is pregnant. The community is stunned, her family loses face and she and her boyfriend are expelled from their school; in the aftermath, her boyfriend leaves her, and she is forced to put her child up for adoption. Ten years later, she is reduced to working as a singer in a local song and dance troupe, her only friend a young boy who protects her from the critical eyes of the community… until a marriage proposal probes the limits of their friendship and the depth of her unresolved past.

WINNER! Grand Prize – Best Film, Deauville Asian Film Festival
WINNER! Best Director, Ghent Int’l Film Festival
WINNER! Jury Prize, Venice Film Festival
“CHINESE FILMMAKING AT ITS BEST: Picturesque, emotive and haunting. This lyrical, quietly powerful study of a proud young woman trapped in a man’s world boasts rich, burnished cinematography, arresting imagery, and a stunning central performance from the beautiful Liu Yi.”- Edinburgh International Film Festival

Luxury Car
A Film by Wang Chao

In this award-winning drama, an old schoolteacher travels from his small village to the city of Wuhan in search of his missing son, who his dying wife wants to see one last time. But instead of finding their son, he discovers his daughter working as a karaoke bar escort, and her mobster boyfriend might be linked to his son’s disappearance. Fast-paced and suspenseful, with a beautiful performance by Chinese star Tian Yuan, Luxury Car illustrates the painful reality of parents who have lost contact with their children through rural exodus and political upheaval in China.

WINNER! Prix Un Certain Regard, Cannes Film Festival
“The performances are subtle and smart. Chinese pop star Tian Yuan is both tender and seductive.”- The Hollywood Reporter

Stolen Life — A Film by Li Shaohong

A young girl, Yanni (Xun Zhou), is taken to live with her aunt and grandmother in Beijing. As an adolescent, Yanni becomes withdrawn and reclusive, believing that she has been abandoned by her parents, and that she has no control over either her life or her fate. Surprising everyone, Yanni is accepted to college. But as she prepares to begin her new life, an encounter with a delivery man triggers a series of unexpected events.

WINNER! Best Film – Tiburon International Film Festival
WINNER! Best Narrative Feature – Tribeca Film Festival
“Riveting. A polished feminist eye-opener!”- Variety

Uniform — A Film by Diao Yinan

Wang, a young tailor struggling to pay his father’s medical bills and simultaneously gain the attention of a pretty girl, discovers a solution for both problems: a policeman’s uniform, left in the family shop. He begins to impersonate a police officer, extorting money and impressing the attractive Zheng, who also leads a double life – as an escort. A humorous but realistic portrait of the clashing values of modern-day China.

WINNER! Dragons And Tigers Award For Young Cinema, Vancouver International Film Festival
SPECIAL MENTION, Rotterdam International Film Festival
“Uniform is beautifully observed…great performances.”- London Film Festival

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Prachya Pinkaew’s Elephant White Blu-ray/DVD (Millennium)

Prachya Pinkaew's Elephant White Blu-ray/DVD (Millennium)

Prachya Pinkaew's Elephant White Blu-ray/DVD (Millennium)

RELEASE DATE: May 17, 2011

Directed by Prachya Pinkaew (Ong Bak, Tom Yum Goong), Elephant White revolves around an assassin who is hired by a businessman to avenge the murder of his daughter by white slave traders in Thailand.

It stars Kevin Bacon (Death Sentence), Djimon Hounsou (Blood Diamond) and Jirantanin Pitakporntrakul. This is Prachya Pinkaew’s first U.S. produced film; it’s supposedly action packed, though who knows how much of it is martial arts? If there isn’t any thai action, don’t be tagging the poster “From the Director of Ong Bak,” because I sure as hell don’t know any memorable quotes from Ong Bak.

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Princess Blade 2-Disc DVD (Eastern Star)

Princess Blade 2-Disc DVD (Eastern Star)

Princess Blade 2-Disc DVD (Eastern Star)

RELEASE DATE: April 19, 2011

Princess Blade 2-Disc DVD (Eastern Star) is a re-release. Raised by assassins, Yuki is the last of the Takemikazuchi royal bloodline. A deadly weapon in her own right, she learns the gruesome truth about the death of her beloved mother. Turning her back on the assassins that betrayed her, she joins forces with a mysterious rebel leader and discovers compassion; still, she is driven only by revenge.

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