Avenging Fist, The | aka Legend of Tekken (2001) Review

"The Avenging Fist" Chinese DVD Cover

“The Avenging Fist” Chinese DVD Cover

Director: Andrew Lau
Co-director: Corey Yuen
Cast: Stephen Fung, Wang Lee Hom, Sammo Hung, Chin Kar Lok, Roy Cheung, Gigi Leung, Kristy Yeung, Yuen Biao, Cecilia Yip, Ekin Cheng, Benjamin Yuen, Brian Banowetz, Sammul Chan, Brian Ireland, Jackson Ng
Running Time: 96 min.

By JJ Hatfield

This movie had a number of reasons why it should be good entertainment. The names Sammo Hung and Yuen Biao starts things off right. Even the story, Tekken, uh, no wait I mean “Avenging Fist” wasn’t too bad an idea. Unfortunately when looking at names I should have noticed Wong Jing and Andy Lau. Not a good sign but I have experienced the type of comedy Wong Jing is known for and survived it. The largest problem began with Wong Jing. See, when you make a movie about something that is owned by someone else you are expected to pay for it.

Wong Jing: “Hey Andrew, let’s have a drink. You remember that Tekken movie we were gonna do?”

Andy: “You mean the one we just finished shooting?”

Wong Jing: “Well, yeah that one.”

Andy: “What about it?”

Wong Jing: “We need to make some changes buddy.

Andy: “What kind of changes?”

Wong Jing: “Everything that will cause guys in suits and sunglasses to visit me and break my knees. I know let’s make a movie off another movie but we’ll update it to the future. Ooooh I know how about the one where the bad guy is really the kid’s dad and he wears this cool mask. The dad not the kid. Wouldn’t Biao look supercool with a mask? I like it! Oh yeah and add some flying skateboards, machine dating, light sabers…

Andy: “That sounds a lot like those Star W…”

Wong Jing: “See you recognized the story right away. That way the audience doesn’t have to think. Audiences don’t like to think.”

JJ Hatfield’s Rating: 2/10


By Alexander

12 things I learned about the future while watching The Avenging Fist:

1. Mullets, headbands and denim jackets will be back in style.
2. White guys will still be getting their asses kicked by Asian martial artists.
3. Kristy Yang will still be the hottest female on the planet.
4. Hover scooters will indeed be a preferred mode of transportation, just as predicted in Back to the Future 2.
5. Huge video billboards will adorn massive skyscrapers, just as predicted in Blade Runner and Fifth Element.
6. There will be no sure-thing diet, as evidenced by Sammo Hung’s waistline.
7. Nintendo’s Power Glove accessory will become the most powerful weapon on the planet.
8. Traditional names like Jeff, Ryan and Alex will give way to bizarro monikers like Jazz, Meganova, Iron-surfer, Dark, Thunder and Combat 21.
9. People will say things like, “your father’s spermatozoon.”
10. Bad guys will dress in black leather trench coats and look suspiciously like Nazis (obviously forgetting that the Germans ultimately got their asses handed to them).
11. Hong Kong filmmakers have completely run out of original ideas.
12. Video game adaptations still suck.

The Avenging Fist gets off to a promising start with some rousing sci-fi/CGI enhanced fighting action set in a future obviously “inspired” by Blade Runner. However, the effects laden fights get old quickly and the lame-o story about a young man’s wielding of incredible powers screeches to a halt mid-way through the film.

The attractive cast and appearances by Hong Kong legends Yuen Biao and Sammo Hung are given little to work with and few scenes to showcase their talents. Kristy Yang excels at what she does best: looking gorgeous for the camera.

Had the film smartly ignored its cliched plot and simply provided a non-stop series of fight scenes while better utilizing the legendary talents of Biao and Hung, The Avenging Fist would have been a good, mindless action film on par with, say, Gen-X Cops. But its attempts at advancing the story at the expense of the promising action bogs the entire film down. I mean really, who gives a shit about Meganova’s romance with Gigi Leung’s character? Or the history behind the cheesy looking Power Glove? Or Sammo’s motives for helping Nova? Or Nova’s relationship with his Darth Vader “inspired” father? We want scenes of ass kicking, damnit!

Alexander’s Rating: 5.5/10


By Reefer

Does this sound familiar?

A boy dreams of knowing what his dead father was like. His dad is not dead, however, and has been taken over by a dark force of which he has mastered. A god-like emperor controls the masked dad and eventually attempts to pit him against his son or persuade him to join the team, using the sister as bait.

I liked this movie twenty-some years ago when it was called STAR WARS!!!!

Its seems that the makers of this film also wanted to send a statement to the special effects-loving world that they are officially in the game. The SFX are pretty good, but they by no means exceed what has already been done. Note to filmmakers: Being innovative does not mean ripping off the visual style of The Fifth Element, who in turned ripped off Blade Runner.

Avenging Fist doesn’t feature much real kung fu, mostly computer-generated movement and inexplicably edited sequences look like they were going for a more comic book feel. The main problem with these effects-driven battles is that the audience is not treated to any boundaries. The characters seem to make it up as they go along, unmindful of going too far or of what cannot be done.

The real treat here is getting to see Yuen Biao and Sammo Hung in the same movie again. In my opinion, these guys are royalty and I curse the day they retire. Yuen, unfortunately, is looking old and actually a little pudgy. Sammo apparently hasn’t changed his diet either. But even so, they are the best things on the screen and their understated and convincing performances earn the film every point that I give it.

The final confrontation serves as sort of a changing of the guard in Asian action cinema and I wish the two guys that apparently accept the torch would quietly give it back. I guess I have to give them time, but I don’t have too much confidence in Stephen Fung and the other guy’s succession of the Jackie, Sammo, and Yuen throne.

I wish I had more to say about Avenging Fist, but it’s full of so many recycled ideas that I am not sure I could say anything new about it.

Reefer’s Rating: 5/10


By T-Style

I personally was quite hyped up for this movie. The cast includes Yuen Biao and Sammo Hung. Yuen Kwai as the action director. Andrew Lau as the director. Anyone would dig this.

Nova is trying to figure out what had happened 20 years ago about his father’s death. His mother is keeping the truth from him because who knows why? At the same time, Combat 21 (yeah, what a name!) is plotting his evil deeds and Nova along with his friends get involved – as with any videogame-ish plot would.

Speaking of videogames, nothing in this movie was based on Tekken. Although the main characters do resemble Jin and Hworang from Tekken 3, the plot doesn’t. And I guess after being sued by Namco, they might as well throw in some other videogame fighters such as M. Bison and Vega. All characters having their own original names of course and blend them in, in their own future-ish world looking a lot like The Fifth Element with hovering cars and such – which reminds me of the cheesy and annoying “whoo hoos” of Lee Hom Wang in the opening scene with the hovering scooters. Nice scenery though.

It’s not even 10 minutes into film and I’m getting annoyed by Lee Hom. His typical teenage “I do stuff cuz I wanna” attitude is seen a dozen time. He felt more like a side kick character of a cool and calm. So the first fight comes up with Stephen Fung and the excitement begins. After Kiss of the Dragon, I wonder can Yuen Kwai top it? Fight begins and its….well….lets just say there are scenes where the background blurs with colors as a fighter bust his moves which really resembles a fucking Pokemon battle. And then we have them swinging their weapons in hyper speed where you can see a flurry of the hands holding the weapons on the screen which resembles a fucking Dragon Ball Z battle. Then I realize maybe Yuen Kwai didn’t have total control. Maybe this is what Andrew Lau considers a stylish fight scene.

My mind was thinking “fuck this movie…” but my eyes were still waiting for Sammo and Yuen Biao. It happened but did it get any better? Eh. The fights involving Yuen Biao is definitely worth watching. Watch for a pretty good hand-to-hand work with Lee Hom. He still got his kicks. Too bad I can’t say the same for Sammo which relied heavily on special effects that looked a bit too “whoa! what the fuck?!”. But above all this, there are some interesting looking moves to see and all those CGI eye candy stuff.

Movies like this just make me wish for more violence. Don’t CGI shit, just place a ketchup packet on his forehead and then smash it with your palm. I’m always down for low budget goodness. If the action genre in HK is defined as CGI, CGI, and more CGI, then it would never top their 80’s era which I considered as the “Golden Age” of HK action films.

T-Style’s Rating: 7/10

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Trailer for the apocalyptic “Bellflower”

"Bellflower" Teaser Poster

"Bellflower" Teaser Poster

An apocalyptic love story for the Mad Max generation, Evan Glodell’s impressive feature debut paints a classic, yet urgently contemporary, tale of the destructive power of love. A 2011 Sundance Film Festival favorite…

Bellflower follows two friends who spend their time building flamethrowers and other weapons in the hope that a global apocalypse will occur and clear the runway for their imaginary gang, Mother Medusa, to reign supreme. While waiting for the destruction to commence, one of them meets a charismatic young woman and falls in love—hard. Quickly integrating into a new group of friends, the pair set off on a journey of betrayal, love, hate, and extreme violence more devastating than any of their apocalyptic fantasies.

Teaser | Making of | Interview

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King of Fighters Blu-ray/DVD (Well Go USA)

King of Fighters Blu-ray/DVD (Well Go USA)

King of Fighters Blu-ray/DVD (Well Go USA)

RELEASE DATE: July 26, 2011

Directed by Gordon Chan (Fist of Legend), The King of Fighters is a film loosely based on SNK Playmore’s The King of Fighters series of fighting games. It stars Sean Faris (Never Back Down) as Kyo Kusanagi, Maggie Q (Live Free or Die Hard, Nikita) as Mai Shiranui, Will Yun Lee (Die Another Day) as Iori Yagami, and Ray Park (Star Wars: Episode 1) as Rugal Bernstein. Also starring Bernice Liu (The Legend is Born – Ip Man) and Françoise Yip (Rumble in the Bronx).

Check out the trailer/making-of here.

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Most Wanted, The (1994) Review

"The Most Wanted" Chinese Theatrical Poster

"The Most Wanted" Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Wong Kam Sai
Producer: Clarence Yip
Cast: Lau Ching Wan, Bowie Lam Bo Yi, Eileen Tung Ai Ling, Kent Cheng Jak Si, Robin Shou Wan Bo, Gam Hing Yin, Lee Gwok Lun, Marx Cheung Lui, Lee Siu Kei, Leung Hak Shun
Running Time: 90 min.

By JJ Hatfield

Many law enforcement agencies across the globe have used officers to infiltrate crime organizations. It isn’t a new idea however the risk potential is quite high and requires the individual to abandon all of his past including any family or friends. If the undercover operative is discovered it means certain death. If they somehow live long enough they have a difficult time being a part of a gang but not carry out any crimes, because they are still cops. However going undercover is one of the few productive ways to bring down Triads so missions do continue.

Ho Chi-Yung (Lau Ching Wan) was an undercover rookie when sent to prison to gather information and to prepare his role to be trusted with the triads. He was willing to go through with the deadly charade because of what he had experienced with gangs. He was determined to make a difference in a positive way. When he was released one of his prison mates came to visit him and takes him to meet with the gang. They apparently need one more person as they are a team and someone must have been lost in the commission of the latest crime. Ho becomes “Cat” full time, every hour of every day or night.

At last it seems the time is come for some action, as the gang Leader (Robin Shou) briefs the guys on their next job. They plan to rob a high end jewelry store and Cat is supposed to be the lookout for the gang but in the middle of the robbery the police show up and start shooting. Cat is hit and tries to not harm anyone even though the cops are shooting at them. But innocent people were killed and that crossed a line that makes Cap the “Most Wanted” man in Hong Kong. He attempts to call his superior but can never get through.

During his recovery from his wounds he meets a very special woman (Eileen Tung) he cares about but he tries to push her away. He knows just being around him makes it dangerous.

When the police start to believe he is a member of the Hong Kong police, they then brand him as a traitor! Without anyone who will say he is undercover he must try to live with both the police and gang trying to kill him. The police are not about to admit they use undercover cops to help catch bad guys. Even hinting at such a thing could bring about intense scrutiny amongst other undercover officers.

This film has never received the credit it deserved as a whole, or for the great contributions of individuals. Chin Wan Lau brings an enormous array of emotions mirroring the events of the film. You clearly see his indecision, fear, and confusion. He remained loyal to the police and his mission and now those people he has sacrificed for over three years they think he is the worst kind of bad cop. They want to kill him and he can’t kill them. The dilemma is mind shattering. How can he make them understand? How much will he have to sacrifice for the truth to be known?

Everyone brings good performances to this film but Chin Wan Lau is exceptional. Kent Cheng does an excellent job as the boss who knows more than he can say to anyone He appears to be lazy and not terribly bright but you see more of his real character as the movie goes by. This movie gives Kent Cheng a little bit of space to create his own character instead of the “official role in cop movie mode”. Even Robin Shou turns in a nice part as a really bad, psychotic, crazy ass S.O.B. gang leader. Don’t anticipate martial arts because this is all firearms and lots of them.

When I first began watching this film it seemed a bit boring. There was a lot of talk. However the back story is definitely required to understand who is good, bad, or somewhere in between. And people’s motivation change. The tension starts to increase as time goes by. Characters may be lying, or maybe not. Crank up the tension a little more. Has Cat been discovered this time? Rachet up the tension. There is an element of tension that builds throughout the movie that adds to the action without the characters revealing all.

Kam Tin Wong directed The Most Wanted but it is the actors performances that make the movie.

JJ Hatfield’s Rating: 6.5/10


By Equinox21

I love old-school Hong Kong crime dramas. I also love old-school Lau Ching-Wan movies. So putting them together makes me a happy camper. The Most Wanted was far from perfect, and the DVD quality was utter crap (but I challenge you to find a better copy out there for sale), but it was enjoyable nonetheless.

Cat (Lau Ching-Wan) is an undercover cop who, with the help of his criminal friend Sap (Bowie Lam), joins a gang headed by a rather vicious and mulleted Robin Shou. The robbery (that Cat alerted his police contact to) doesn’t go well, and eventually Cat is framed for it and listed as one of HK’s most wanted criminals. Tracking him is Detective “Fatty” (Kent Cheng, the rather robust Detective Hung from Crime Story), a character I didn’t like (probably because of the actor playing him) until the end, when I realized he wasn’t really the bastard he appeared to be. Along the way, Cat also receives help from Lily (Eileen Tung), an illegal immigrant from the Mainland. The plot’s nowhere near flawless, nor entirely original, but it’s still fairly well executed.

The Most Wanted felt like an older movie than it really was because of the low budget look to it. This isn’t to say that’s a bad thing, because the movie focuses on a character that is undercover as a small time criminal trying to crack a larger criminal case. So, this is a very street level movie as opposed to a larger, massive shoot out style crime movie (even though there are a few decent shoot outs, despite Robin Chou using his magical +2 AK-47 of Aiming with a Banana Clip of Infinite Holding). I also quite enjoyed the character of Cat and his imperfection. He wasn’t a perfect cop (nor were any of the characters; police, criminal or other), but he was framed by the police unjustly.

Overall, I’d say I really enjoyed Most Wanted, but would have gotten lots more out of it had the DVD not been such rubbish. I sincerely hope this ends up as one of Mei Ah’s remastered discs so that it can get a proper transfer. If it doesn’t, this one will stay largely unremembered and ignored, which is a minor tragedy.

Equinox21’s Rating: 7.5/10

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Godzilla vs. Megalon (1973) Review

"Godzilla vs. Megalon" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Godzilla vs. Megalon” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: Jun Fukuda
Producer: Tomoyuki Tanaka
Cast: Katsuhiko Sasaki, Hiroyuki Kawase, Yutaka Hayashi, Robert Dunham, Kotaro Tomita
Running Time: 81 min.

By Woody

My fondest memories of Palmdale, California are of visiting my Grandma Mary, eating TV dinners, and sitting in the guest room to watch the weekly Japanese monster movie on channel 5. It was the high point of my week. Living in Palmdale in the early nineties was hell for me. Being white in a predominantly African-American and Latino area was somewhat of a double-edged sword. On the one hand, it taught me a lot about other cultures and diversity and whatnot. On the other hand, this was around the time of the LA riots. All the black and latino kids took out their frustrations on those of us who happened to be white or asian. When I pressed my friends for why they were beating me up and throwing rocks at me, their only answer: “Rodney King.”

Being raised by liberal parents, I was never able to let these experiences build up into racism, but I still house a lot of resentment. My friends were attacking me for no discernible reason. Because of some dude on the TV screen. And my parents didn’t do a damn thing. I went to school every day praying my friends would want to play “Ninja Turtles” instead of “Kill the Kracker.” Living in cheap-ass apartments and going to a low-rent elementary school, I was often confronted with this racially motivated violence. My only escape was Grandma Mary’s house. Grandpa Ralph, smoking a cigarette in the living room, watching Soul Train. Grandma Mary, smoking a cigarette in her room, listening to Creedence Clearwater Revival. Myself, unwinding in the guest room to tease the angry cat that lived under the bed and to watch a good old-fashioned Godzilla movie.

I was awestruck by Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan, and the bunch. Ahh, if only I had friends like Godzilla and Rodan to get me out of sticky situations. No more pelting me with rocks while yelling “Rodney King.” No more playing with me one day and urinating on me the next. If only I had Godzilla standing behind me. No one would cut in front of me in line. No one would dare call me a cracker or honky. No one would steal my brand new shoes, just to throw them up on a telephone line.

Watching these giant monsters stomp those poor Tokyo city-goers was an escape for me. I didn’t have to worry about issues like black or white. There weren’t any blacks or whites. Just a bunch of Japanese people whose mouth movements didn’t match the words they spoke and the giant monsters stompin’ on ’em. Eventually we moved away from Palmdale. Not soon after, both my great-grandparents had died and their house had been sold. But one thing stuck with me through that whole horrid, confusing experience. My love of giant monsters destroying Tokyo real estate.

The first movie I ever bought, with my own money, was Godzilla Vs. Megalon. I was seven years old. I worked my ass off for that movie. I picked up dog doo, I pulled weeds, I cleaned toilets. I even washed dishes. To this day, I NEVER wash dishes. After much laboring, I had enough to run over to the Cerritos Mall, go to the “One Dollar and Up” store, and buy Godzilla Vs. Megalon. Popping it in, I was beyond jovial. Godzilla Vs. Megalon, and it’s mine. All mine! For about six months, Godzilla Vs. Megalon was the only thing in my parent’s VCR.

Within time, I found new things to obsess over. First it was horror movies, which got me interested in punk with The Misfits, and then hip-hop with The Gravediggaz. The Gravediggaz turned me onto the Wu Tang Clan, which then in turn got me into John Woo movies and kung fu. My Woo/ Kung Fu obsession soon turned into an obsession with all things Hong Kong, and within time that spread to a love for Asian movies in general, and, when my DVD recently broke, I decided to dust off my old VHS collection, and lo and behold, what do I see? Godzilla Vs. Megalon, among other kaiju eiga (Japanese monster movies). Ahh, the circular nature of things.

I threw Godzilla Vs. Megalon into my player and sat back. It was like visiting with an old friend.

Godzilla Vs. Megalon has some funnily costumed people living under the Pacific Ocean called Seatopians. Rampant pollution is working wonders on the environment, destroying their habitat. What are a bunch of underwater-dwelling weirdoes to do? Well, we could organize in front of the Diet and protest. We can request assistance from the EPA. Naw, screw that, let’s just send up a giant cockroach and chicken to level some buildings and raise some hell. I like their reasoning.

On the surface, a couple of (I think) gay scientists and a little boy in short shorts (the horror! the horror….) are working on Jet Jaguar, a robot with just enough modifications so that the Ultraman producers couldn’t sue. Anyways, Jet Jaguar is a pretty cool robot. He can fly, he can fight, and he can even grow to Godzilla-esque proportions. Or wander onto sets with miniature buildings. Anyways, bad guys hired by the Seatopians cause problems for our life-partner heroes, monsters reek havoc in the countryside, and any pedophiles that happen across the movie are finding themselves in bonerville as that little annoying kid’s shorts get smaller and smaller. Oh, and Godzilla bounces on his tail.

And Jet Jaguar has his own theme song at the movie’s end.

What I’m saying with all this is, it’s hard to be objective when it comes to Godzilla movies. They were my escape from racial violence. This movie, in particular, was the first I ever bought. I LOVE these movies. Perhaps you are too adult and mature to enjoy them. I am not. I will never be too old or mature to enjoy monsters stompin’ on Japanese cities. I’ll never be too old for little boys in short-shorts. I’ll take an early-70’s Godzilla movie over a French art film any day. And if you don’t like it…what’s the opposite of growing up? Growing down? Yeah…grow down, man!

Woody’s Rating: 10/10

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30th Hong Kong Film Awards Winners

30th Hong Kong Film Awards Winners

30th Hong Kong Film Awards Winners

Best Film: “Gallants”
Best Director: Tsui Hark, “Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame”
Best Screenplay: Pang Ho-cheung and Heiward Mak, “Love In a Puff”
Best Actor: Nicholas Tse, “The Stool Pigeon”
Best Actress: Carina Lau, “Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame”

Best Actor: Nicholas Tse, “The Stool Pigeon”
Best Actress: Carina Lau, “Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame”
Best Supporting Actor: Teddy Robin, “Gallants
Best Supporting Actress: Susan Shaw (aka Shaw Yum Yum), “Gallants
Best New Performer: Hanjin Tan, “Bruce Lee, My Brother

Best Cinematography: Peter Pau, “Confucius”
Best Film Editing: Cheung Ka-fai, “Ip Man 2
Best Art Direction: James Choo, “Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame”
Best Costume and Make-up Design: Bruce Yu, “Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame”
Best Action Choreography: Sammo Hung, “Ip Man 2”

Best Original Film Score: Teddy Robin and Tommy Wai, “Gallants
Best Original Film Song: “Here to Stay,” music, lyrics and performed by Jun Kung
Best Sound Design: Wang Danrong and Zhao Nan, “Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame”
Best Visual Effects: Lee Yong-gi and Nam Sang-woo, “Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame”

Best New Director: Felix Chong, “Once a Gangster”
Best Asian Film: “Confessions” (Japan)
Professional Achievement: Willie Chan
Lifetime Achievement: Terry Lai

For more information, please visit the official HKFA website.

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Brother’s Justice Blu-ray/DVD (Well Go USA)

Brother's Justice Blu-ray/DVD (Well Go USA)

Brother's Justice Blu-ray/DVD (Well Go USA)

RELEASE DATE: July 12, 2011

Motivated by Box Office statistics, Dax (Dax Shepard) has made a decision to leave comedy to pursue his dream of becoming an international Martial Arts action star. Also starring/appearances by Tom Arnold, Bradley Cooper and Jon Favreau.

Check out the trailer here. Read cityonfire.com’s review here.

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Empire of Assassins DVD (Lionsgate)

Empire of Assassins DVD (Lionsgate)

Empire of Assassins DVD (Lionsgate)

RELEASE DATE: July 5, 2011

One man is out for revenge after a life-altering event destroys his family. After years of preparation he seeks out his justice, while unaware of its relation to on his brother. As these two brothers seek to destroy each other, certain memories are triggered and although many trusted allies will be dishonest and misleading, neither one will stop until they know the truth. Starring Sun Huining (Legend of Shaolin Kung Fu), Li Yuan (Legend of Bruce Lee), Xie Miao (My Father Is A Hero).

Check out the trailer here.

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High and Low Blu-ray (Criterion)

High and Low Blu-ray (Criterion)

High and Low Blu-ray (Criterion)

RELEASE DATE: Jul 26, 2011

First time on Blu-ray! High and Low (literally “Heaven and Hell”) is a 1963 film directed by Akira Kurosawa, starring Toshiro Mifune, Tatsuya Nakadai and Kyoko Kagawa. It was loosely based on King’s Ransom, an 87th Precinct police procedural by Ed McBain.

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Damnation Alley Blu-ray/DVD (Shout!)

Damnation Alley Blu-ray/DVD (Shout!)

Damnation Alley Blu-ray/DVD (Shout!)

RELEASE DATE: July 12, 2011

Finally! One of those flicks you’ve seen on the tube many times as a child, but never knew its name.

In an post-apocalyptic world, a group of survivors travel and find other settlements in huge custom designed all terrain vehicles. Damnation Alley is a 1977 film, directed by Jack Smight (Midway), loosely based on the novel of the same name by Roger Zelazny. It stars Jan-Michael Vincent (Air Wolf), George Peppard (A-Team), Dominique Sanda, Paul Winfield (The Terminator) and Jackie Earle Haley (A Nightmare On Elm Street remake).

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Ninjas vs Vampires DVD (Vicious Circle)

Ninjas vs Vampires DVD (Vicious Circle)

Ninjas vs Vampires DVD (Vicious Circle)

RELEASE DATE: May 3, 2011

From Justin Timpane, director of Ninjas vs Zombies, comes Ninjas vs Vampires. Moments after down-on-his-luck Aaron is rejected by the girl of his dreams, they both are attacked by blood sucking vampires. Driven to save her, Aaron tracks down the mysterious NINJAS, who wage a nightly war against the forces of darkness.

Check out the trailer at the official site.

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The Steven Seagal DVD Collection (Fox)

The Steven Seagal DVD Collection (Fox)

The Steven Seagal DVD Collection (Fox)

RELEASE DATE: May 10, 2011

The name Steven Seagal is synonymous with adrenaline-charged, martial arts, edge-of-your-seat action. A hero’s hero, Seagal doesn’t let anything get in the way of doing what’s right. In four of his most action-packed films, Seagal is laser focused and at full throttle, as he stops at nothing to win the fight for justice. Set contains: Driven To Kill, The Keeper, Marked For Death and Mercenary For Justice.

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Peacock King, The | aka Legend of the Phoenix (1989) Review

"The Peacock King" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“The Peacock King” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Nam Nai Choi
Producer: Chua Lam
Cast: Yuen Biao, Gloria Yip Wan Yi, Pauline Wong Siu Fung, Pauline Wong Siu Fung, Gordon Liu Chia Hui, Eddie Ko Hung, Philip Kwok Chung Fung, Ken Boyle, Siu Tak Foo, Yuen Bun, Kara Hui Ying Hung
Running Time: 83 min.

By JJ Hatfield

All is dark except for an area forming a rough circle around an ongoing archaeological dig. Without warning a great force erupts from the new opening. When the dust settles for a moment a female appears and tells the people they have opened a hole to hell. Then she calls for Ashura, Hell’s Virgin, and commands her to destroy everything which she does. Someone has to prevent the other holes from opening and allowing creatures from Hell to cross over into the human world!

The film was a Chinese/Japanese co-production based upon a highly popular Japanese manga. It is a current (1989) tale of spirits, demons, magic and the King of Hell himself! Two different monks are called by their respective masters to perform a duty. They must prevent the other holes from opening and allowing evil to possess the realm of humans. Peacock (Yuen Biao) was raised by Master (Eddy Ko Hung) in Tibet. He is quite skilled and very modern in some ways. He wears sunglasses, dances, and is up to date on the current trends. He is told that he must go to Tokyo and meet with another monk to keep the King of Hell from destroying all of human kind. Peacock journeys to Japan to find Ashura (Gloria Yip) and prevent the next hole from opening.

In looking for Ashura and the next hole, Peacock meets his Japanese counterpart Lucky Fruit (Hiroshi Mikami), another monk who has the same mission. The two monks have different abilities, mostly seen during fights as Lucky Fruit is not the fighter, acrobat, etc. like Peacock. Lucky Fruit is more humble and more reserved than Peacock. They are very similar however and at one point Lucky Fruit says the difference between them is that Peacock helps people for money whereas he does not charge those he helps. In most ways they are much the same, however Peacock sees Ashura as a victim of fate. It was not her fault to be born the daughter of the King of Hell. He wants to give her as much time as possible to be a sweet young girl experiencing life.

As sappy happy as that might be it would be very monotonous and boring. Fortunately events force Peacock into some of the most inventive fighting of his younger days. And most of the time it’s all Biao. In a film of this wu-xia-ish fantasy, there are of course wires and tubing. The various monsters, demons, ghosts, zombies… I’m sure I saw some zombies… are passable if you don’t look at them very carefully. But the star here is Biao’s moves, so your focus will be on him anyway.

The director Nam Lai-Choi had six writers, or as some credits state five writers and one comic. The writers listed at the IMDb – Izo Hashimoto writer, Heung Sang Kong writer, Makoto Ogino comic, Ikki Sekizumi writer, Edward Tang writer, Suet Lai Woo writer – I don’t recall seeing such a listing before. It’s no wonder the story is uneven! Biao was not only the choreographer but the action director as well. In addition, he is listed in several places as being the co-director.

Fans get a pretty cool extra most people don’t know about. Peacock (Yuen Biao) gets to fight one on one with Kubira (Liu Chia-Hui). It’s pretty damn good and the only time I am aware that Yuen Biao ever fought with Lui Chia-Hui. The special fx ranged from goofy to good for the time and budget. I must admit, sometimes I was reminded of Harryhausen. Over all, Peacock King is quite entertaining. It has some great fighting, but it could have benefited from more. The humor is actually pretty good. Some nice sarcasm – Frightened girl: “What was that noise?” Biao/Peacock “Stereo”

The music, costumes and sets are on the skimpy side but it doesn’t hurt the final product. Peacock King is a manga-to-movie good time.

There is a sequel to this film, The Saga of the Phoenix, that I will be reviewing in the coming weeks.

JJ Hatfield’s Rating: 6.5/10

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Hard Boiled (1992) Review

"Hard Boiled" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Hard Boiled” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: John Woo
Cast: Chow Yun Fat, Tony Leung, Anthony Wong, Philip Chan, Teresa Mo, Kwan Hoi San, Philip Kwok, Stephen Tung, Bowie Lam, Bobby Au-Yeung Jan Wa
Running Time: 122 min.

By Joseph Kuby

As far as gun battles go, this is the best action film of all time!

Cinematically speaking, it doesn’t hold a candle to Bullet In The Head or The Killer for that matter, but it still has a level of depth in the plotting, dialogue and characterizations which is ignored by not only the filmmakers who make these kinds of movies but by the audiences alike.

I’ve read much criticism where everyone is accusing this movie of brainless entertainment just because the action scenes stand out so much that they are truly riveting with awesome dynamics and amazing sense of danger.

The perception among people is that if a film has exceedingly fantastic action set-pieces then that supposedly means there’s no story or cinematic merit to speak of what so ever. It’s very easy to think that if a film has hypnotically spellbinding action sequences that any attempt at artistic eminence is pretentious and silly or non-existent but that’s very common when someone has a cynical pre-conception of what this kind of movie is like.

It still doesn’t change the fact that the dialogue and cinematography (with John Woo’s highly engrossing usage of metaphors) is better than most action films. Plus, the acting is infinitely superior with Chow Yun Fat and Tony Leung Chiu Wai showing a great sense of vulnerability and pathos. Not to mention that the script has an unseen level of humanity rarely depicted in Hollywood non-action movies, let alone action films in general!

Even though films like Desperado, The Matrix, Equilibrium, Once Upon A Time In Mexico and Bad Boys 2 aim to imitate and surpass Hard Boiled for sheer trigger-happy mayhem and colossal destruction, all of these films have failed – disappointing when considering the budget for Hard Boiled. It just goes to show you that budget means hardly a nickle (pardon the somewhat obvious pun) when you have genuine talent waiting to be painted onto a canvas – and in John’s case he really paints the screen with vibrantly violent colours (again, pardon the pun).

This film is so influential that it even inspired one of the Usagi Yojimbo stories drawn (by Stan Sakai) with the usage of paper animals to symbolize a deceased living being.

If you want to find out information concerning the alternate uncut Taiwanese version and where to purchase it, ask this guy here.

Joseph Kuby’s Rating: 9.5/10


By Joe909

Not to state the obvious, but I think John Woo likes guns. I mean, he really, really likes them. Kind of like the way Jimi Hendrix liked guitars. Hard Boiled, then, comes off as John Woo’s love letter to guns. But that’s fine, because I like guns, too.

One of those “near future” thrillers (released in ’92, set in ’97), Hard Boiled looked dated as soon as it was released, with its “Miami Vice” fashions and jazzy score. It didn’t do very well in the Hong Kong box office, which isn’t very surprising when you consider how “Hollywood” it is (this was, of course, well before HK movies became as glossy as Hollywood productions, themselves). In some ways, Hard Boiled seems like Woo’s demo reel for Hollywood producers, sort of like a “look what I can do” project. Every gun fight is stretched to its limit, explosions are aplenty, and everything from the lenses used to the angles chosen seem more like something framed by a Western director than Hong Kong’s finest. But beyond all of this, I think Hard Boiled is one of the best action movies ever made, if not THE best.

Sure, the story isn’t too involving, the drama isn’t as gripping as “The Killer” (which, movie-wise, is the superior film, but the action scenes in Hard Boiled are just staged better), and in some instances it’s just too chaotic for its own good, but if you crave action (and by that I mean countless gun fights, slow-motion escapes from death, possibly the coolest henchman in film history, masked and armed SDU guys adding to the chaotic mix, and two lead heroes who kill more people than the average dictator), then Hard Boiled is the perfect fix.

Tony Leung pulls off one of the most impressive acting jobs I’ve ever seen. The image that has always most struck me about Hard Boiled is the slow-motion facial expression Leung goes through after killing his kind-hearted boss, as he walks by Anthony Wong. Chow Yun-Fat doesn’t get as much room to show off his skill as he did in other Woo films, but still he’s effective as the superheroic cop Tequila. Anthony Wong goes over the top as the villain, and Kuo Choi is probably my favorite character in the movie; Woo further proved his genius by having Kuo, who was always the hero in Shaw Brothers movies, play Wong’s deadly henchman Mad Dog. I’d say my favorite action scene in Hard Boiled is the warehouse attack, mostly because we get to see Kuo drive around on a motorcycle and blast guys apart with his Mac-10.

The gun battles are staged with a lover’s care. No detail is spared. Another thing I’ve always liked about Woo is that he’s never limited himself to just showing one type of gun in his movies. Most heroic bloodsheds feature guys who only carry around handguns; very rarely will you see any heavy duty equipment. But just about every gun (from single-shot to automatic to missile launcher) is employed in Hard Boiled. I like it.

I’ve read online speculation that Tony Leung’s character dies in the end, and the mock funeral Tequila et al have for him in the police station is the real thing (in fact, they’re just having a funeral for Leung the cop, not Leung the man, who’s started a new life). So according to this speculation, the shots we see at the very end, of the bandaged Leung at sea, are apparently glimpses of Leung in Heaven. But let me ask you this: why would you wear bandages in Heaven?

Joe909’s Rating: 9.5/10


By Numskull

Yeah, baby.

Hard Boiled…aaahh. It has just the right mix of Die Hard-style action and the “heroic bloodshed” sensibilities that John Woo’s HK films are famous for. It’s Woo at his most visceral, turning the character development and “honor among thieves” philosophizing down just a tiny bit and kicking the frenzied shootouts into hyper-megadeath mode. It has a higher body count than a small war and is the most super-charged, over-the-top, take-no-prisoners action movie I have ever seen.

Some people might complain that the plot is too complicated. These people are fools with the attention spans of dyslexic goldfish. Hard Boiled has a well-told story and the American release from Fox Lorber has great subtitles with accurate English incorporating slang, puns, the technically incomplete sentences that we use so often, and plenty of good old-fashioned cussin’.

We all know that Chow Yun-Fat is a superb actor, but he sure as hell ain’t the only one. Tony Leung, who holds his own just fine in the presence of his more famous co-star, is super-cool as the undercover cop. His screen chemistry with Yun-Fat is even better than Danny Lee’s in The Killer.

But what would great stars be without great co-stars? The supporting cast is truly outstanding. There’s Teresa, Tequila’s (Chow’s) vaguely dissatisfied girlfriend; Phillip Chan as the “I don’t need to explain myself to the likes of you” police chief (whose exchanges with Tequila are among the most engaging dramatic scenes in the film); Foxy, the “damn I’m smooth” informer who pledges allegiance to no man; Johhny, the big scumfuck gangster with the garishly-colored suits; John Woo himself as a retired cop who dispenses sagelike advice from behind a bar; and, best of all, Philip Kwok as the henchman Mad Dog. Here’s a fucker who takes on Tequila and Tony simultaneously, armed with a stylish handgun that holds just one bullet at a time, while defending the big weapons storage room which has all the assault rifles and submachine guns a guy could want. He can get away with this sort of thing because he is just THAT MUCH of a badass.

As for the action, let’s put it this way: if it’s true that certain people “get off” on violence, then this movie is the equivalent of hardcore porn for the NRA. The opening sequence in the restaurant, the slaughter in Mr. Hui’s warehouse, and the brief cat-and-mouse game on Tony’s boat are beautifully shot (pun absolutely intended). But the real big-ass pot of gold at the end of the blood-stained rainbow is the magnificent symphony of destruction in the hospital; the orchestra is huge and Mr. Woo is a fine conductor. As with all of the shootouts here, the amount of preparation and forethought required to ensure the smoothness we’ve come to expect from him is staggering, but the sense of spontaneity and total fucking mayhem is never lost. You wanna send Joe Lieberman to an early grave (and who in their right mind doesn’t)? Strap him down, force him to watch this movie Clockwork Orange-style, and wait for the heart attack. Of particular interest is the segment in which Chow Yun-Fat and Tony Leung, in a disgusting attempt to corrupt our children, blast their way through the hospital’s hallways, opening fire on anything that moves. It has a certain DOOM (the video game) quality to it that would make those fascist “concerned parents” groups shit their pants. Thank God those two Columbine fuckheads apparently didn’t know about this movie.

Suspending your disbelief for our two dauntless heroes mowing down everyone in sight and not getting caught in a crossfire or tagged by a stray bullet is one thing, but suspending your disbelief for a couple of plot points here is something else entirely. First, Tequila manages to find the library book with the gun inside almost immediately upon arriving at the scene. Yeah, it was jutting out a little and yeah, there was some blood on it, but isn’t it an extraordinary coincidence that the first aisle he checks out just happens to be the one hiding the murder weapon? We’re given the impression that the library is pretty big. Big enough to kill somebody in and not get caught in the act, anyway. For shame. Also, Tony managing to shoot a cigarette lighter that he can’t even see AFTER roughing Foxy up (thus presumably causing the lighter to bounce around in his pocket a little) is enough to make you stand up and yell “Bullshit!”

To hell with that, though. Hard Boiled succeeds on every level; good story, good acting, sensational action. Watch it or die ignorant.

Numskull’s Rating: 9/10


By Alvin George

“Hard-Boiled” is a noisy, overrated crime thriller filled with wall-to-wall violence and mayhem. This was the first Chow Yun-Fat movie I ever saw. I know who he looks like NOW, having since seen “The Replacement Killers” and “A Better Tomorrow,” but I couldn’t pick him out here. How come? At least from my point of view, the characterizations and plot developments are overwhelmed by shootouts that go on forever. The shootouts are well-choreographed, but the movie gives us WAY too much of a good thing. And all the action seemed to consist of just shootouts. Why not throw in a few car chases? For fans of movies starring Chow Yun-Fat and directed by John Woo, enjoy this movie. For me, the movie had practically numbed me to death by the time the closing credits came around.

Alvin George’s Rating: 6/10


By Vic Nguyen

John Woo’s final ode to Hong Kong Cinema contains some of the director’s most exhilirating, hyper-violent action sequences to date. Chow Yun-fat and Tony Leung Chiu-wai turn in fantastic performances as the 2 leasds, while Shaw Brothers veteran Philip Kwok (who also serves as action director) is great as the ultra slick mob henchman. The final 45 minute, no-holds-barred hospital assault contains more action than many Hollywood films in their entirety. This violent masterpiece has yet to fail whenever I try to introduce my friends to the Hong Kong movie world, which is an acheivment in itself, since many of those silly bastards refuse to view anything that is not from the Hollywood factory. Required viewing for any serious HK movie fan.

Vic Nguyen’s Rating: 10/10


By S!DM

John Woo’s last piece of work in Hong Kong, Hard-Boiled showcases his most inspiring visuals in a tight and concise “cops and robbers” storyline. Tequila (Chow) is a street-hardened cop in this caper, masterfully directed and containing supercharged action pieces as well as strong scenes of characterization. The visuals never let up, and, coupled with Michael Gibbs’ stylishly wild jazz, mix to create the ultimate action film. Truly awe-inspiring, this film puts Hollywood’s attempts at action to shame. A must-see.

S!DM’S Rating: 10/10

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Bruce Lee the Invincible (1978) Review

"Bruce Lee the Invincible" Theatrical Poster

“Bruce Lee the Invincible” Theatrical Poster

AKA: Bruce Li the Invincible
Director: Law Kei
Cast: Bruce Li (aka Ho Chung Tao, James Ho), Chan Sing, Bolo Yeung, Mars, Fung Hak On, Eric Tsang, Michael Chan Wai Man, Chan Wai Ying, Cheung Lik
Running Time: 90 min.

By Jeff Bona

After disrespecting his fellow countrymen, Chang Lee Kung (Michael Chan Wai Man) promises his teacher (Bolo Yeung) that he’ll start a new, positive life in Malaysia. However, word gets around that he has become even more sinister ever since his move. He’s now the head of an organization that controls an illegal gambling den and operates a shady mining company. In addition, he seduces married women and orders his henchmen to terrorize and kidnap innocent people.

Upon hearing about Chang Lee Kung’s antics, three badasses head to Malaysia to put a stop to the madness: Master Fok Yuen Gap (Chan Sing), Yu Fong (Ho Chung Tao) and Shu San (Cheung Lik) — I take that back, two badasses (Sorry, Cheung Lik).

“Bruce Lee The Invincible” has something for everyone:

You want an all-star cast? You get Michael Chan Wai Man (“Five Element Ninjas”), Bruce Li (“Do I really need to name a movie?”), Chan Sing (“New Fist of Fury”), Cheung Lik (“Enter Three Dragons”), Bolo Yeung (“Enter the Dragon”), Fung Hak On (“Young Master”), Mars (“Police Story”) and even a brief cameo by Eric Tsang (“Infernal Affairs”).

You like to see cute chicks get kidnapped, slapped around and sexually assaulted? It’s here, compliments of Chan Wai Ying (“Vice Squad 633”), who spends the whole movie getting abused in every single way. As an added bonus, you get to see her run around in a white spandex-like outfit. At one point, she even gets pushed into water. Water + white = translucent, if you catch my drift.

You want to learn the secret of the Shaolin Disguise Technique? See the magic happen before your eyes as Chan Sing becomes Mars (well-known actor/stuntman) with the help of a nifty rubber mask. I find it funny they chose Mars, since his body is a lot smaller than Chan Sing’s. I suppose that’s part of the “technique.”

You want to see ass-kicking apes? They never really explain the what the deal is with these fighting apes, but depending on how they’re killed, their eyes either bulge out or their brains sorta become exposed.

You want to see non-stop kung fu? Surprisingly, the action choreography is tight. There seriously isn’t a dull moment during the fight sequences. I’m not saying they’re the best I’ve seen, but they’re certainly good considering how kooky the rest of the movie is.

I know this is cliche to say, but “Bruce Lee The Invincible” is so bad, it’s good!

Jeff Bona‘s Rating: 6/10

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