10 Best Hollywood Blackjack Scenes of All Time

Perhaps especially because of its simplicity, the classic game of Blackjack has found immense popularity at both traditional casinos and among players who play Blackjack online. Despite the simplicity of its premise, however, Blackjack can also be one of the most thrilling card games to win against the house.

Hollywood movies often feature this old favourite, usually as the prop for a scene, but also sometimes as the central premise. Here are ten such examples.

The Hangover

Shown reading a book on how to count cards on the drive into Vegas, Alan turns out to be the hero of the day saving his posse from an uncertain fate by winning $80,000 at the blackjack table.

Swingers

In a brief scene, the lead character starts off at the high stakes table with a minimum punt of $100 where he doubles down and loses. He promptly moves off to the more affordable tables.

Austin Powers

More an excuse for comedy than anything to do with gambling, the blackjack scene in this movie is the stuff that Vegas dreams are made of. Robert Wagner plays vice-Evil Genius equipped with an X-Ray eye-patch that allows him to ask for a hit when he is on 17.

Licence to Kill

No James Bond movie is quite complete without a visit to the casino, but this one is different in that Timothy Dalton playing the super spy breaks with traditional to play blackjack instead of the traditional 007 favourite of baccarat.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Jack Nicholson’s brilliant portrayal of a hilariously rebellious mental institution inmate is impeccable, and the scene where he organizes a blackjack game for the other patients is one of the few times it has been depicted in such a morose and poignant manner.

Rain Man

Probably the most famous blackjack movie scene ever created, the scene from Rain Man brought the term card counting into popular culture. While not necessarily accurate, it has been universally acclaimed for its powerful yet humorous depiction.

21

Based entirely on the premise that it is possible, and indeed relatively simple, to count cards at a casino, the plot line of 21 centers on an MIT mathematics professor who picks his most brilliant students to rake in the money at blackjack. No shortage of blackjack scenes here.

Vegas Vacation

if you ever need a reason to stop playing blackjack online, the scene where Chevy Chase blows all his cash and exhausts every one of his credit cards by losing hand after hand at blackjack is the way to go.

Johnny Got His Gun

Released over four decades ago when playing blackjack online was unimaginable, this stark movie delivers one powerful and extremely authentic portrayal of the game of blackjack which is surpassed only by the magnitude of the performances of the actors at the table.

The Cooler

Based on Coolers, individuals employed by casinos for the rotten luck they seem to spread, this movie features several blackjack scenes. Of course, you need never fear a Cooler if you are playing blackjack online.

Croupier

Another casino-based movie, this one is different because it is depicted from the eyes of the croupier. Clive Owen plays the blackjack dealer teetering on the edge of self destruction and serves to show the less glamorous side to casinos.

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The Top 5 Most Memorable James Bond Scenes

EON Production’s highly popular James Bond franchise has produced a total of 25 movies over the course of 53 years and many memorable moments (not necessarily “action” based) to go with them, however, certain scenes have made more of an impact than others, so over a great variety of choice, here are the top 5 James Bond scenes of all time:


"License to Kill" Theatrical Poster

"License to Kill" Theatrical Poster

5. License to Kill (1989)
Blackjack game between Bond and Bouvier

Casino scenes are very much a recurring theme with regards to James Bond films, however, the 1989 Bond outing License to Kill goes in a more unique direction as it features a scene including a game of blackjack.

Blackjack is a game that has grown in popularity over the years and you can now play online blackjack at most online casino sites. Bond, portrayed by the underrated Timothy Dalton, steps up to challenge the primary antagonist of the film Franz Sanchez (Robert Davi) to a game of blackjack, sees Bond victorious and ends with him securing an astronomical winning figure of £250,000.

John Glen’s License to Kill is known for its more hard-edged approach with elements that mirror genre classics like Scarface, Die Hard and Lethal Weapon. In fact, we wouldn’t be surprised if music composer Michael Kamen (who did the scores for the latter two) was chosen to give the film an edgier vibe. | License to Kill trailer.


"Casino Royale" Japanese Theatrical Poster

"Casino Royale" Japanese Theatrical Poster

4. Casino Royale (2006)
Le Chiffe poisons Bond

Out of all actors who have played Bond, Daniel Craig’s portrayal is without doubt the most gritty. This is a possible reason why Craig’s Bond produces a rare moment where he’s seriously threatened not by any weapon, but by a poison.

It occurs during a very tense game of poker, where his in-game adversary and main movie antagonist, Le Chiffre (Mads Mikkelsen) spikes his Martini with poison. At the first onset of the effects of the poison, Bond quickly goes to the bathroom to make an emetic of salt water to attempt to expel any remaining poison in his stomach. He then rushes back to his car in order to use the AED (Automatic External Defibrillator).

His connection team back at MI6 determine he has been poisoned with Digitalis. He is on the verge of perishing as he is unable to singly manage the defibrillation process and he collapses, however, he is revived as Vesper (Eva Green) arrives just in time to set the AED in motion. This was a very tense scene which gave the viewer the sense of Bond actually being in serious and mortal danger.

As whole, Martin Campbell’s Casino Royale is considered the most loved 007 film. Talk about a movie with top notch acting, a great script and a formidable Bond girl, played by the spectacular Eva Green. | Casino Royale trailer.


"On Her Majesty's Secret Service" Japanese Theatrical Poster

"On Her Majesty's Secret Service" Japanese Theatrical Poster

3. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
The death of Bond’s wife

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service marked the end of the 60s and the start of an entirely new Bond actor: George Lazenby. As the film’s original trailer advertises: It’s “Bigger, Better, Different.”

One of the most noticeable features of a Bond film is his talent for womanizing. 007 has had countless affairs over all of his movies, which is why when he finally marries a woman, her quick and untimely demise acts as such a massive moment.

At the beginning of the film, Contessa Teresa ‘Tracy’ di Vicenzo (Diana Rigg) is saved from attempted suicide by Bond, and over time the two fall in love, leading to their marriage in Portugal. Following the marriage, when Bond stops the Aston Martin to remove chain flowers from the roof, the main antagonist of the film, Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Telly Savalas) and henchwoman (Irma Brunt ) attempt to kill Bond in a drive-by shooting. Their attempt at this fails, however, they succeed in killing Tracy, who has taken a bullet to the head.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service is often divided between Bond enthusiasts as being either the worst or best in the series. Perhaps director Peter Hunt’s rapid-style filming/editing-style may have been too ahead of its time in 1969. Another factor is the introduction of a new Bond, which didn’t help the series’ worldwide fanbase who saw Sean Connery as irreplaceable. | On Her Majesty’s Secret Service trailer.


"Goldfinger" Japanese Theatrical Poster

"Goldfinger" Japanese Theatrical Poster

2. Goldfinger (1964)
Goldfinger ‘expects Bond to die’

In his many experiences of taking on villains, Bond utilizes his wit and humor as a tool to get the better of his adversaries. However, Bond has this used against him in a manner sure to highly entertain viewers.

In this scene, Auric Goldfinger (Gert Fröbe) has Bond captured, laid on a table with arms and legs strapped and a laser beam coming between his separated legs. Goldfinger gives a stark warning to Bond, saying that his next remark must be carefully made, as it would probably be his last, to which Bond states: “Do you expect me to talk?”. Goldfinger’s reply to this is simply: “No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die!”

Director Guy Hamilton’s Goldfinger is the quintessential Bond movie: Connery is at his best, the villains are unforgettable, and the theme song, by Shirley Bassey and John Barry, is an undisputed classic. | Goldfinger trailer.


"Dr. No" Theatrical Poster

"Dr. No" Theatrical Poster

1. Dr. No (1962)
Bond introduces himself

The greatest Bond scene is seen in the very first movie, Dr. No.  This is the moment when 007 truly makes his mark and announces himself to the audience with his iconic introduction. In a casino, he is participating in a game of baccarat where he is impressed by another player who introduces herself as “Trench, Sylvia Trench”. She goes on to say “I admire your luck, Mr…”, but before she is able to finish, Bond strikes the baccarat table, flips open his cigarette case and replies “Bond, James Bond”.

Director Terence Young’s Dr. No sparked off a world-wide phenomenon that still moves audiences 53 years later. Even then-President John F. Kennedy, who was a fan of Ian Fleming’s original 007 novels, requested a private showing of Dr. No in the White House. The man had taste. | Dr. No trailer.

Stay tuned for another Top 5 Bond list – and feel free to post your own in the comments section below. Until then, just a reminder that the Blu-ray & DVD for SPECTRE hit retail outlets everywhere on February 9, 2016.

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The Most Memorable Villains in Martial Arts Film: Part II

Every film genre – action, science fiction, horror, comedy and even animated – has had a series of memorable villains that have stuck with us for most of our lives. Whether it be a sadistic teenager portrayed by James Spader; an emotionless cyborg represented by Arnold Schwarzenegger; a suave, humorous terrorist leader played by Alan Rickman; or even a scarred lion voiced by Jeremy Irons – it’s the bad guys who make the classics so great!

So what about villains in martial arts film?

Villains in martial arts film definitely don’t get enough attention, so we’re aiming to fix this right now. Remember: It’s not so much how they look or how many foes they’ve taken down, it’s more about their impact on modern pop culture.

In no particular order, we introduce The Most Memorable Villains in Martial Arts Film: Part II.


FUNG SHENG WU CHI

Played by: Kam Kong
Trademark: Blind guy with a grudge against one-armed men
Weapon: The flying guillotine

When his pupils die at the hands of the famed One-Armed Boxer (Jimmy Wang), blind man Fung Sheng Wu Chi goes on a killing spree in his pursuit of vengeance. It’s his weapon of choice that makes him such a memorable bad guy. Being a blind man, Fung Sheng must use his other senses to track his enemies. When he’s locked on target, Fung Sheng throws the flying guillotine (which looks like a funky hat on a chain) onto his opponent’s head. He then yanks back on the chain, taking the head clean off. It’s both shocking and kind of funny. Kyle Warner


JACK

Played by: Wu Jing
Trademark: White suit, sunglasses, and blonde tints
Weapon: Knife

After gruesomely murdering in cold blood all but one of Donnie Yen’s team in Sha Po Lang, there are not many fans out there who don’t have the image ingrained into their minds of Wu Jing standing at the end of the alley way, waiting to dish out some serious hurt to Yen. Decked out in a white suit and armed with a deadly blade, the ruthlessness and speed of Wu Jing’s icy killer left an impression that the actor hasn’t been able to top since. Paul Bramhall


SASAKI KOJIRO

Played by: Ken Takakura (also by Koji Tsuruta)
Trademark: An unusually long katana
Weapon: Katana

Miyamoto Musashi may be the most famous Japanese swordsman of all time but any telling of his story would be incomplete without the inclusion of his rival Sasaki Kojiro. Played by a young Ken Takakura in Tomu Uchida’s Miyamoto Musashi film series, Kojiro observes Musashi from afar for multiple films before finally facing him in Duel at Ganryu Island. Kojiro isn’t really an evil man but he becomes the primary antagonist for the hero Musashi as they both seek to master the sword. Kojiro had supposedly been undefeated until the bout on Ganryu Island and many historians suggest that Musashi had to cheat in order to win. When the greatest of all time has to cheat to win, you know Sasaki Kojiro was a man to be reckoned with. Kyle Warner


BOYKA

Played by: Scott Adkins
Trademark: A mohawk and more tattoos than you can shake a stick at
Weapon: He is the weapon

How do you know Boyka is a top villain? Well, how many other characters can you think of that aren’t even in the first movie of a series, have a supporting role in the sequel, but go on to become the star of both the third and fourth!? Boyka is that character, and while he may not remain the villain for the whole series, he left enough of an impression after throwing down with Michael Jai White in Undisputed 2, that he definitely deserves an entry on this list. Paul Bramhall


MAD DOG

Played by: Yayan Ruhian
Trademark: A ferocious temper
Weapon: A flurry of fists and feet

What Ruhian lacks in height, he more than makes up for in pure unadulterated rage. As the character of Mad Dog he was like a one-man army in the Indonesian action movie The Raid, tearing through key members of the SWAT team assigned to take out a crime lord with joyful abandon. What really remains in the mind about Mad Dog, is not only his wince inducing Silat skills, but also his love of inflicting pain on his hapless victims. A true villain in every sense of the word. Paul Bramhall


THE KILLER

Played by: Darren Shahlavi
Trademark: A metal eye mask
Weapon: Furious feet

Long before Donnie Yen hunted kung fu serial killer Baoqiang Wang in Kung Fu Jungle, Gary Daniels was after the original kung fu killer in the 1997 Seasonal Films production Bloodmoon. Sporting a cape, metallic eye mask, and rock star hair, Shalvavi’s Killer was memorable for all the right reasons. When he wasn’t laying waste to hapless martial arts experts, he was spouting such memorable lines as, “Did you notice, there’s blood on the moon tonight?” A true Shakespearian villain in every sense. Paul Bramhall


LO PAN

Played by: James Hong
Trademark: Big hat and long fingernails
Weapon: Dark magic

Lo Pan may not be the most formidable villain on this list but he’s probably the most quotable. The sorcerer lived for thousands of years waiting for the right girl with green eyes to lift his curse only to have a bumbling idiot like Jack Burton come along and mess up his plans. Played with comic glee by James Hong, Lo Pan and Jack Burton make for a perfect hero/villain duo in Big Trouble in Little China. Kyle Warner


THE BEAST

Played by: Leung Siu-Lung
Trademark: Flip-flops and a tank top
Weapon: Superhuman fighting skills

When the Axe Gang is unable to defeat the landlady and landlord of Pig Sty Alley, they seek out the most dangerous man alive to do their dirty work for them. Meet the Beast, an unkempt, unimposing middle-aged man in flip-flops. But looks can be deceiving. A beating that would kill a normal man only gives the Beast a bloody nose and his skills as a fighter appear to be unmatched. When finally challenged by an unlikely hero in the film’s finale, the Beast takes on the attributes of a toad and starts hopping all around the place, destroying much of Pig Sty Alley in the process. Kung Fu Hustle plays like a live-action kung fu cartoon full of larger-than-life characters, and the villainous Beast is among the film’s most memorable. Kyle Warner

If you missed it, be sure to check out Part I of this article. Until then, we’ll be working on The Most Memorable Villains in Martial Arts Film: Part III. Any suggestions?

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Ip Man 3 (2015) Review

"Ip Man 3" Theatrical Poster

“Ip Man 3” Theatrical Poster

AKA: Ip Man 3D
Director: Wilson Yip
Cast: Donnie Yen, Zhang Jin, Lynn Hung, Patrick Tam, Karena Ng, Kent Cheng, Bryan Leung, Louis Cheung, Danny Chan, Mike Tyson, Lo Meng, Babyjohn Choi
Running Time: 105 min.

By Zach Nix

When Wilson Yip’s Ip Man was released in 2008, it brought great attention to its titular real life martial arts master and kicked off a string of films based around Master Yip’s life and accomplishments. Ip Man 2 followed in 2010, as well as several films not made by Yip or Donnie Yen, such as the unofficial prequel The Legend is Born: Ip Man, the Anthony Wong fronted Ip Man: The Final Fight, and the critically acclaimed and long delayed The Grandmaster. Now that the Ip Man craze seems to have died down, Yip and Yen have finally returned to the series that started it all with Ip Man 3, the supposed final installment. While it is unfortunate that Ip Man 3 is nowhere near as good as its predecessors, and in all honesty a weak conclusion as far as finales come, the third entry is still a thrilling and emotional martial arts film with amazing action sequences courtesy of fight choreographer Yuen Woo Ping (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Kill Bill).

Ip Man 3 picks up in 1959, several years after the previous film, as Master Yip and his family settle into life in Hong Kong. Yip’s son, Ching, is currently going to school. However, he and every other child’s education is threatened when Frank (Mike Tyson), a ruthless property developer, instructs triads to take over the school in order for them to develop upon the land. However, the triads find taking the school difficult as Ip fights back and helps defend it. As Ip continues to deal with the triads and their ruthless boss, his relationship with his wife, Cheung Wing-sing (Lynn Hung), is put to the test as she grows ill. Matters are further complicated when Ip meets Cheung Tin-chi (Zhang Jin), a rickshaw puller with ambitions to become a martial arts teacher. The tension within Ip’s life boils to a brim until he must physically confront Frank about the school and Cheung Tin-chi about who is truly the master of Wing Chun.

Although Ip Man 3 is the supposed conclusion to Wilson Yip’s Ip Man series, it pales as far as conclusions come. If anything, Ip Man 3 feels like just another Ip Man film as it continues to tell the story of Ip’s life without building too much upon his character. That being said, any Ip Man film is still something to celebrate, especially one featuring Yen in top form and fight choreography by Yuen Woo Ping. Regardless, it would have been nice for the film to be a more penultimate farewell to the character that Donnie Yen has become so famous for immortalizing. Therefore, one should prepare themselves for a light and small-scaled Ip Man story in contrast to an ultimate conclusion of sorts.

Much like the previous films in the series, Ip Man 3 interconnects several sub-plots that all result in various confrontations. Interestingly enough, the highly advertised fight between Donnie Yen and Mike Tyson does not close out the film, but instead comes towards the end of the second act. Wilson Yip closes out the film with a fight between Yen and The Grandmaster’s Zhang Jin, the true antagonist/opponent of the film. While one might mistakenly assume that Mike Tyson is the villain of the picture, his appearance is purely diversionary stunt casting, as he appears within only three scenes and adds little to the film beyond his marquee name. Therefore, one should have their sights on Zhang Jin as the film’s ever developing antagonist. Although, there is no harm in enjoying Tyson’s cameo, as it makes for fun fan service.

Speaking of fan service, the film opens with a charming scene where a grown Bruce Lee, portrayed by Danny Chan, comes to Ip and asks to become his student. Chan nails down Lee’s mannerisms quite well in the scene, such as brushing his thumb underneath his chin and yelling as Lee did during his kicks. He also appears later in the film when he offers to teach Ip how to dance in exchange to be taught how to fight himself. Although the Ip Man films have always kept their focus on Master Yip, it’s fun to finally see one give into Yip’s legacy and include some scenes with his famous pupil, Bruce Lee. In retrospect, it was a good artistic decision for the filmmakers to opt for a physical actor over the ditched computer generated Bruce Lee. After all, a computer animated Bruce Lee would have done nothing but conjure up uncomfortable feelings of uncanny valley.

Whereas the previous Ip Man films featured fight choreography by Sammo Hung, the third entry features choreography by the legendary Yuen Woo Ping. In comparison to the previous entries, the action is more brutal and faster paced, with punches and hits coming harder and faster than ever before. The lack of slow motion also attributes to this diminishing balletic and graceful quality that was especially apparent in the previous two films. However, the action flies by so fast at points, that I may have to watch the film a second to time to fully soak in Ping’s hard hitting fist fights. Ip Man 3 is a martial arts fan dream come true, as it is positively stacked to the brim with physical and melee fights galore.

Action highlights include a massive brawl against a gang of triads in a lumberyard as well as a tense close-quarters fight set within an elevator. In all honesty, no fight in the film is weak, as everyone brings his or her A-game throughout the entire film. It’s just that certain fights are better than others because they serve the story more naturally or offer up a concept not previously seen before. For example, the close quarters elevator fight thrilled me beyond belief because it had legitimate stakes to it. When Frank becomes frustrated with Ip Man, he sends a Thai martial artist after him. Fans of Nicolas Winding Refn’s Drive may experience a sense of Déjà vu during this scene, as Ip Man pushes his wife back upon realizing that a dangerous opponent has entered the elevator with them. What follows is a unique fight in which Ip Man must fight his opponent while moving his wife around and protecting her at the same time. Showy versus matches such as the Donnie Yen and Mike Tyson fight will always bring in action fans, but truly tense and original showoffs like Ip Man 3’s elevator brawl are the true treasures of martial arts cinema.

Ip Man 3 puts more of an emphasis on Ip Man’s relationship with his wife Wing-sing than the previous installments did, thereby also ditching the strong Chinese nationalistic themes that dominated the plots of the previous films. Although action fans will find themselves salivating at every punch and kick throughout the film, Ip’s marriage is what truly anchors the viewer throughout the picture, especially during the final act. In fact, after Ip’s anticipated fight with Frank, his marriage seems to be the only story element that will keep viewers invested. Both Yen and Lynn Hung get to participate in some charming scenes with one another where their natural relationship as a couple finally blossoms and allows us to learn how wonderful a lover Master Yip was, especially during his wife’s final days. If anything, Ip Man 3 covers the same philosophical and physical grounds as its predecessors, while expanding upon how great a husband Master Yip was.

Now that Ip Man 3 has finally arrived upon the scene, the film signals an end of an era for Donnie Yen. Yen has speculated that Ip Man 3 may be his last kung fu film, as he is now age 52 and may put less of an emphasis on his kicks and punches in film. He has also discussed that Ip Man 3 will most likely be the final installment in the series, as Yen feels now is the perfect time to say goodbye to the character. Ip Man 3 may also mark the end of the Ip Man craze, as all of the other Ip Man adaptations found themselves released in between the second and third installments. Plus, Yen will make his long awaited transfer to Hollywood this year with the release of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, easily the year’s biggest blockbuster. Therefore, Ip Man 3 finds Yen bidding farewell to arguably his most famous character at a distinct point in his career.

Ip Man 3 is certainly an event amongst martial arts movie fans, as few martial arts franchises are as big as Wilson Yip and Donnie Yen’s Ip Man series. While a far cry from its immensely dramatic and thematically satisfying predecessors, Ip Man 3 is still a solid martial arts drama, although not quite what a typical finale calls for in cinematic media. Yen’s Master Yip may be gone, but his legacy will live on forever.

Update: This review should be taken as an initial reaction at the time of Ip Man 3’s release. While it was never explicitly stated that it was the final film in the series, the film carried the weight and feeling of finality for several reasons: such as the over-abundance of Ip Man films already, the amount of time in between the second and third installment, and Yen’s ever growing plate of projects. I had always felt that Ip Man 3 seemed like just another installment anyways, and not a finale, but had convinced myself otherwise. Therefore, with the recent confirmation of Ip Man 4, I’d like to remind everyone about the state of both Yen and the Ip Man series at the time, and how I perceived the third film upon first watch, per my review.

Zach Nix’s Rating: 8/10

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Fury in Shaolin Temple (1982) Review

"Fury in Shaolin Temple" Japanese VHS Cover

“Fury in Shaolin Temple” Japanese VHS Cover

AKA: Friendship Forged in Blood
Director: Choe Hyeon-min
Cast: Gordon Liu, Philip Ko Fei, Gam Kei Chu, Lee Fat Yuen, Bruce Lai, Jacky Chen, Lee Gang-jo
Running Time: 83 min.

By Paul Bramhall

The image of Gordon Liu as a shaven headed monk is one that’s inextricably associated with the kung fu movie genre. Starring as the monk San Te in Lau Kar Leung’s 1978 picture The 36th Chamber of Shaolin, Liu would keep his head shaved for a number of other productions. From Fists and Guts a year later, to Clan of the White Lotus and Return to the 36th Chamber, both from 1980. However while Liu became hugely popular with western audiences, on home soil he never attracted the same fan base as the likes of fellow Shaw Brothers actors like Ti Lung and David Chiang.

Perhaps most tellingly, unlike many Shaw actors, Liu didn’t have a contract which tied him into only making movies for the studio. So by the mid-80’s, while his work at the famous studio saw him either starring in lesser known productions (with the exception of The 8 Diagram Pole Fighter, which saw him take on the lead role after the untimely passing of the original star, Alexander Fu Sheng), or playing supporting roles in Lau Kar Leung movies (including returning to the role of San Te in 1985’s Disciples of the 36th Chamber), Liu took the opportunity to star in a trio of Korea and Hong Kong co-productions.

Making both Shaolin Drunken Monk and Raiders of Buddhist Kung Fu in 1981 on Korean soil, Liu returned there one more time a year later to make Fury in Shaolin Temple. Directed by Choe Hyeon-min, what makes his final effort in Korea unique is that it pairs Liu with occasional Bruce Lee clone Chang Il-do (aka Bruce Lai). Liu isn’t the only Hong Kong talent working on the production though, as it also comes with fight choreographer Chin Yuet-Sang. Yuet-Sang has always been an underrated fight choreographer, and has worked on everything from the likes of The Buddha Assassinator to John Woo’s Heroes Shed No Tears. The movie he’s most famous for though is most likely the Shaw Brothers production, Lion vs. Lion, which along with Hsu Hsia he also wrote and directed.

Yuet-Sang’s presence certainly leaves its mark on Fury in Shaolin Temple, as unlike many Korean productions of the era, the choreography is noticeably sharp and intricate, with Liu and Il-do getting plenty of chances to shine. Unfortunately the movie is let down by just about everything else. The story is extremely muddled, and seems to function only to try and squeeze in as many kung fu movie clichés as possible – we have murdered masters, secret kung fu manuals, monks, training scenes, revenge, bad wigs, and more styles than you can shake a stick at. What other movie crams in Drunken Eagle Claw, Drunken Mantis Fist, Shaolin Ghost Fist, and Dragon Fist all into a compact 90 minute run time!? Fury in Shaolin Temple is the answer.

The basic plot revolves around Liu and Il-do, who play the sons of two martial arts masters that wish for their offspring to combine each of their styles, and defeat a traitorous Shaolin abbot. To protect each other, the martial arts masters swap sons when they’re still babies. However as a child, Liu’s adopted father is framed for stealing a manual and taken away, leaving Liu to be taken in as an assistant cook by the temples chef. Or something like that, none of it really makes sense, and we also learn that Il-do has become a member of the Eagle Clan and is next in line to be the clan’s leader. Whatever, seriously, the plot hardly has an ounce of coherency to it.

Liu and Il-do don’t even appear until 20 minutes in, as proceedings open with one of the fathers battling off the villainous Shaolin monk and his gang. His gang by the way, consist of 18 monks decked out in full body black and grey leotards. I wish I was lying. The father, played by Lee Gang-jo, is possibly the least convincing kung-fu master I’ve ever seen. Slightly on the chubby side, his flailing against the rather uncoordinated and completely impractical moves of the leotard wearing monks is a sight to behold. The monks fighting formations tend to resemble more of a synchronized swimming rehearsal more than anything else, and bizarrely, the whole fight has a strange soundtrack of tigers growling. When Liu does appear, training under a beautifully picturesque waterfall, I let out an audible sight of relief.

During Liu’s training sequences he looks as legit as ever, his teachings from Lau Kar Leung no doubt making him the real deal, and it’s there onscreen to see. When he’s not, he looks bored. Ironically Il-do’s best scene appears to have been randomly inserted from a completely different movie. Suddenly sporting short hair and the same attire Bruce Lee wore in The Big Boss, while wondering through a field he’s confronted by two bandits, played by Philip Ko Fei and Lee Fat Yuen, who attempt to rob him. This leads to a fantastic fight between Il-do and the two assailants. While Fat Yuen is dispatched with ease, the chance isn’t wasted for a face off between Il-do and Ko Fei, as the two opponents use the previously mentioned Drunken Eagle Claw and Drunken Mantis Fist against each other to entertaining effect. It’s a shame the scene has zero relevance to anything else.

Fury in Shaolin Temple is the type of movie that for every scene of quality fight action, we seem to get bombarded by countless nonsensical and goofy scenes in return. At one point a baby is thrown into a tree, in another a bunch of bad guys get hit and roll down a hill, and roll, and roll, and roll, and in another Liu and Il-do are subjected to some hilarious wire work when they jump through the roof of a burning restaurant. That’s not to mention the return of the 18 monks, who do indeed make a comeback, however when they do they’ve lost the leotards, and are instead covered in either bronze or cobalt blue paint (which I think was supposed to look silver).

Despite all this though, Chang Il-do does get some solid fight action, which almost makes it seem like Liu was shoehorned in to the production at the last minute. Il-do’s fight against fellow Korean Shin Wu-cheol, armed with two swords, is a highlight, and he really gets to show off his Taekwondo kicks in these scenes. Of course the whole movie has been building up to when Liu and Il-do realize who the other is, and get together to combine their respective styles. They do meet, however once they’ve established their connection to each other, it seems to have been forgotten that they’re supposed to learn the others style and combine them, and it pretty much skips straight to the final fight with the abbot.

Again Liu seems to be shoehorned in here, as the fight is 90% Il-do, while Liu is left to battle the ridiculously painted monks. Eventually he does join in, throws no more than 3 kicks, and finishes off the abbot with a move which will draw moans from even the most forgiving kung-fu cinema fan. All in all Fury in Shaolin Temple shows all the signs of a movie that was being made up as it went along, and despite containing some decent fight action from Chang Il-do, the feeling of it being cobbled together in such a haphazard and careless manner just can’t be avoided. Needless to say, the only fury worth mentioning here, is what you’ll feel once you’re done watching it.

Paul Bramhall’s Rating: 4/10

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Guardian (2014) Review

"Guardian" Theatrical Poster

“Guardian” Theatrical Poster

Director: Helfi Kardit
Cast: Sarah Carter, Tio Pakusadewo, Nino Fernandez, Dominique Agisca Diyose, Belinda Camesi, Kimi Jayanti, Ganindra Bimo, laudia Soraya, Naomi Zaskia
Running Time: 91 min.

By Paul Bramhall

When The Raid hit screens in 2011, it well and truly put Indonesia on the map in terms of action cinema. Much like Ong Bak did the same for Thailand back in 2003, many expected a wave of Indonesian action movies to come in its wake. However, surprisingly, it never really happened, with Gareth Evans and co. remaining unchallenged as the heirs to the Indonesian action cinema throne. Thankfully, to at least give them some competition, in 2014 director Helfi Kardit decided to throw his hat into the ring with Guardian.

Kardit, an Indonesia native, had up until Guardian been known for directing a number of low budget suspense and horror productions, with 16 movies to his name since his debut in 2006. In an interview regarding his decision to make an action movie, he explained that it was his belief that the action genre has an international appeal, and that he’d had the story for Guardian in mind for quite some time. Perhaps in a move to further promote its international appeal, one of the main characters in the movie was always intended to be a foreigner.

Indonesia, despite its faith being primarily Muslim, has developed quite the reputation for casting pornographic actresses in its movies, primarily as a way to try and increase their box office. Of course, said actresses never get even slightly close to any nudity, but that hasn’t stopped the likes of Sasha Grey (Pocong Mandi Goyang Pinggul), Sola Aoi (Evil Nurse 2), and Maria Ozawa (Menculik Miyabi) from making appearances in some of the worse movies you’re ever likely to see. Notably Menculik Miyabi even drew the ire of the Islamic Defenders Front, a radicalised group notorious for violence, who held protests demanding that Ozawa be cut from the movie all together.

Perhaps to avoid this type of controversy, Kardit decided to go with the more conventional approach, and cast Sarah Carter, an actress most famous for her roles in the likes of Final Destination 2 and DOA: Dead or Alive. Quite how Carter got the gig in Guardian is one of the movie world’s great mysteries, however it’s fair to say that she probably needs to look for a new agent. Carter isn’t actually the main focus of the movie though, that goes to the mother and daughter pair played by Indonesian actresses Dominique Agisca Diyose and Belinda Camesi respectively.

Diyose and Camesi don’t have the best relationship. Their issues stem from when Camesi witnessed her undercover cop father get brutally murdered as a child, and ever since then her mother has been forcibly teaching her martial arts. Camesi has a real chip on her shoulder, and constantly complains about having to learn how to fight, and all Diyose can do is throw clichéd lines at her like, “One day you’ll understand.” Of course, that day comes when a bunch of snarling villains arrive outside their house, and proceed to spend a whole minute blasting it to pieces with machine guns. Despite the residence being riddled with more holes than the plot, the sequence is amusingly finished off with one of the villains firing a couple of RPG’s at it as well, just for good measure. This is a bunch of bad guys who clearly have an overstock of ammunition, and somehow need to get rid of it.

This puts the pair on the run, from what’s eventually revealed to be more than one group of villains, of which Sarah Carter is included. The setup essentially makes up the movie – mother and daughter with closeness issues on the run from bad guys trying to kill them. Kardit does an applaudable job of filling the movie with a number of shootouts, all of which were clearly created to be watched with the sound turned up, however there’s a striking lack of coherency to them. Many times it’s not clear exactly who is shooting at what, as the rapid fire editing throws in so many cuts that all sense of distance and space is lost entirely.

To add some extra spectacle, what obviously couldn’t be covered by the budget has been attempted to be created by CGI. This leads to one of my favorite moments of the movie, which takes place during a street shootout. A truck with a large trailer attached ends up stationery in the middle of the street, and at one point a CGI car hurtles through the air, smashing right through the middle of it in an explosion of poorly rendered CGI flames. However it appears that Kardit didn’t communicate with the CGI team very well, as it’s revealed the bad guys have an SUV in the trailer, which they proceed to use as a getaway vehicle from the scene, driving it out completely damage free. Somehow the car that went straight through the middle completely missed the SUV, despite the huge smouldering hole leaving it all but completely destroyed.

After 50 minutes Tio Pakusadewo makes his entrance, who at this point, thanks to his role as Bangun in The Raid 2, is arguably the more recognizable star than Sarah Carter. It has to be said that until his arrival, in terms of plot there really hasn’t been any explanation as to what exactly is going on. All we know is that there’s a bunch of bad guys trying to kill Diyose and Camesi, but what their motivation is, beyond using their excess ammunition, remains unclear. Pakusodewo’s character rectifies this matter, who speaks in an awkward mix of English and Indonesian, and the reveal turns out to be the strong point of the movie. Told through a flashback scene, it does a good job of connecting the dots, particularly addressing the presence of Carter.

Of course Kardit’s intention wasn’t just to sell his movie on shootouts and a plot twist, with a mother and daughter who are both highly skilled martial artists (supposedly), Guardian comes with a promise of some lady’s kicking ass. Even now though, I’m unsure if that promise is fulfilled or not, as it’s almost impossible to tell what’s going on whenever a fight scene kicks off. Kardit has employed a truly bizarre technique which actually induces dizziness – during a fight the camera will be panning to the left, then after a second it cuts and it’s then panning to the right, then continues cutting left and right as the fight progresses. Unless the cameraman’s former job was filming tennis, I have no idea how this was considered to be an acceptable way of filming a fight. It becomes all but impossible to maintain focus on the actual combatants, and chances are you’ll involuntarily find your head moving from side to side while watching.

It’s a shame, as while the fights themselves are clearly performed by non-martial artists, amongst the flashes of arms and legs there is some nice stunt-work. One stuntman gets tapped in the face, and proceeds to run and throw himself down a flight of stairs, which is both hilarious and quite impressive. Another does a nice fall after smashing through a window. However the nano-second editing does its best to spoil everything, and there’s also another issue – no matter how many times the characters get punched or kicked, they remain completely unbloodied or bruised, seemingly impervious to the damage being dished out to them. It’s this lack or realism which further damages an already ropey production.

Kardit clearly has an enthusiasm for making action movies, one which sees him sticking with the genre for his follow-up, the 2016 movie Ten: The Secret Mission (which comes with the tagline – 10 Models Recruited by Intelligence), however his talent doesn’t match his ambitions. In a Q&A for Guardian he stated that his biggest influence is Tony Scott. However the best advice I could give him at this point would be to drop Gareth Evans a line, meet up for a coffee, and ask as many questions as possible. Maybe after that, he can come back and put what he’s learnt into practice. Until then though, no doubt there’s a tennis tournament out there somewhere that can put Kardit’s talents to good use.

Paul Bramhall’s Rating: 4/10

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Mojin: The Lost Legend (2015) Review

"Mojin: The Lost Legend" Theatrical Poster

“Mojin: The Lost Legend” Theatrical Poster

AKA: The Ghouls
Director: Wu Ershan
Cast: Chen Kun, Huang Bo, Shu Qi, Angelababy, Xia Yu, Liu Xiaoqing, Cherry Ngan, Ng Man Tat
Running Time: 125 min.

By Paul Bramhall

The Mainland Chinese blockbuster is becoming a more and more common sight in recent years, as the local industry looks to satisfy a population that increasingly enjoys going to the cinema with its own big budget movies, rather than having to rely on Hollywood productions. So far the trend seems to be on little else other than fitting in as much spectacle as possible, with efforts such as Switch and Zhong Kui: Snow Girl and the Dark Crystal all too obviously trying to impress with their technical aspects, while paying little attention to almost everything else. Mojin: The Lost Legend was released to close out 2015 in China, and is the second adaptation of the web novel series ‘The Ghost Blows Out the Light’ in 12 months, the first being Lu Chuan’s Chronicles of the Ghostly Tribe.

Directed by Wu Ershan, an Inner Mongolia native, Mojin marks his third time in the director’s chair after 2010’s eclectic comedy The Butcher, The Chef and the Swordsman, and 2012’s fantasy adventure Painted Skin 2: The Resurrection, a sequel to the 2008 Donnie Yen starring original. Ershan studied oil painting at China’s Central Institution of Fine Arts, before attending the School of Directing at the Beijing Film Academy, and his eye for visual flair is certainly something which is reflected in his work so far.

Mojin marks Ershan’s first foray into making a movie that takes place in a modern day setting (1988 to be precise), and gives us Chen Kun, Huang Bo, and Shu Qi as a trio of tomb raiders, known as Mojin. Kun has worked with Ershan before, with a role in Painted Skin 2: The Resurrection (as well as the 2008 original, and the previously mentioned Zhong Kui), while Bo should be familiar as the unhinged Monkey King from Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons. Out of the trio, it’s unlikely that Shu Qi needs any type of introduction. She also recently starred alongside Bo in Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons, but 2015 will no doubt be remembered for her role in Hou Hsiao-hsien’s The Assassin, for which she was nominated for Best Leading Actress at Golden Horse Film Awards the same year.

The plot for Mojin is fairly simple. So simple that it sometimes glazes over important details. In a nutshell, the trio have made a vow to stop raiding tombs. The only time we ever see them raid a tomb is in flashback to 20 years earlier, so it’s never really defined how often they’re actually indulging in the tomb raiding business, but either way, they’ve vowed to stop. Why they’ve vowed to stop is never explained, however it’s a cause of tension for Bo. Kun and Qi have slept with each other (revealed just though talking unfortunately), so they’re happy to do their own thing, however 20 years ago Bo lost a girl (played by AngelaBaby) he had a crush on in a tomb raiding incident, and before she died he promised to find the Equinox Flower. The Equinox Flower is an ancient treasure said to have mystical powers, so when a shady organisation reveal they’ve found it and want to recruit Bo to extract it from the tomb, despite his principles he finds himself unable to say no.

Proceedings actually kick off in New York city (or ‘sick America’ as it’s referred to), before quickly moving to Ershan’s native Mongolia, the setting in which both the flashback scenes to 20 years earlier and the rest of the plot take place in. The Mongolian landscapes offer an opportunity for Mojin to really set itself aside from many of the recent blockbusters, with its unique vistas providing a refreshing change from the usual locales. However this chance is squandered by the rush to get into the tomb, which is where over a third of the movie takes place in, and is mostly made up of a subdued blue-grey palette in which many rock formations, rickety old rope bridges, and booby traps take shape.

Mojin looks to be aiming for a kind of The Mummy meets Lara Croft: Tomb Raider vibe, which western audiences will likely be of the opinion that neither productions are particularly great movies to aspire to. That being said, if Hollywood does ever decide to reboot the Tomb Raider series, Mojin leaves little doubt that it should be Shu Qi who steps into the shoes of Angelina Jolie. But then again, she’s Asian, so who are we kidding. For what it’s looking to aspire to though, the CGI effects are convincingly grand, proving that Mainland China is certainly getting ever closer to matching Hollywood productions in terms of effect work. The problem is that, convincingly grand doesn’t necessarily mean they’re exciting, and Mojin displays a certain over reliance on repetition to provide its thrills.

During the initial flashback sequence, the accidental tomb raiders are confronted by a horde of Japanese zombies, seemingly brought to life by some mysterious force. Later on in present day, the same thing happens, with hardly any variance from when the same event was shown earlier in the movie. The rickety rope bridge trope is also used several times, each one presenting a slightly different problem, but there’s never any getting away from the fact that again, characters are facing a precarious situation on a rickety rope bridge.

Western audiences will also find plenty to roll their eyes at in the flashback scenes to when Kun, Bo, and AngelaBaby were members of the Red Guard during Mao’s Cultural Revolution. The script sets up a love triangle between the trio, which never convinces, and further shoots itself in the foot later by never explaining how Shu Qi entered the scene. During the flashback scene the Mao era seems to be treated as a time of cultural purity, with plenty of patriotic songs being sung while riding on the back of a pickup truck, and members waving the Chinese flag around for no other reason than it’s probably in the script. When the group come across a series of statues that they believe go against what the Cultural Revolution stands for, they decide to destroy them while chanting, “We are materialists. True materialists are fearless!” Scenes like this translate poorly to a foreign audience, coming across more like propaganda than a coherent part of the story.

The awkwardness also applies to Mojin’s attempts at comedy, with a series of oddly timed comic dialogue which tend to result in a furrowing of the brow rather than the desired laugh. One aspect that definitely succeeds in drawing a laugh though is Bo’s hair. In a bizarre attempt to differentiate his character from what he looks like in the flashback scenes, the 41 year old actor has been given a hairstyle which looks like it belongs on a member of a Korean boy-band 20 years his junior. Think Donnie Yen’s hair on the promotional posters for Iceman 3D, then add some extra volume, and what’s left almost warrants its own credit. It’s a highpoint of the movie.

Other characters in Mojin don’t fare much better. Liu Xiao-Qing is decidedly one-note as the villain of the piece who wants the Equinox Flower for herself, while Cherry Ngan Cheuk Ling, playing her psychotic Japanese bodyguard, seems to have been designed on Wu Jing’s psychotic villain from Sha Po Lang. She could well be his characters female twin. Worst of all though is Xia Yu, who plays the broker between Xiao-Qing and the Mojin, and is essentially the comedy foil. Yu’s performance is guaranteed to make even the most jaded viewer more Dean Shek tolerant, as whenever he’s onscreen it’s an almost unbearable barrage of whining and gurning. If his job description was to play a character who has the irritating level turned up to 11, then he did an outstanding job.

Despite all the epic scale destruction on display, complete with explosions, zombies, collapsing bridges, and booby traps, in the final minutes it’s also unintentionally hammered home that we’re watching a Mainland China production. With a ban on showing anything considered supernatural, Kun is burdened with a clunky line in which he explains that he and Bo’s visions of AngelaBaby are due to their own guilt and obsession with her. As if that wasn’t enough, we get a double whammy as Shu Qi gets to explain away everything mystical that’s happened so far, with a completely throwaway line in which she reveals that the Equinox Flower is “just a meteorite, its light makes people hallucinate.” Passing off the zombie scenes as hallucinations is perhaps the movies best comedy moment. After watching Mojin, I now have to deal with my own guilt at witnessing such an inconsistent piece of filmmaking. I only hope the guilt doesn’t make me have visions of it, as once was enough.

Paul Bramhall’s Rating: 4/10

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Kung Fu: Trailers of Fury | Blu-ray & DVD (Severin)

"Kung Fu: Trailers of Fury" Blu-ray Cover

"Kung Fu: Trailers of Fury" Blu-ray Cover

RELEASE DATE: March 1, 2016

Severin Films presents Kung Fu: Trailers of Fury, an explosive new Blu-ray and DVD compilation of rare trailers, transferred in 2k from a collection of recently unearthed 35mm reels.

Get ready for the most hard­-kicking, face­smashing, snake­fisting trailer collection of them all! From the golden age of kung fu cinema comes this insane tsunami of masters, mobsters, furious vengeance and incredible fighting styles, starring Bruce Lee and his clones Bruce Li, Bruce Le, Dragon Lee and Bruce Leung, Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, Chuck Norris and Jimmy Wang Yu.

These are the most over­ the­ top and rarely­ seen original trailers for Hong Kong classics that include The Way of the Dragon, Death Blow, Two Champions of Shaolin, Daggers 8, Snake in the Eagle’s Shadow, Shaolin Wooden Men, The Story of the Drunken Master, Enter the Fat Dragon, Brutal Boxer and many more, plus exclusive new bonus features that deliver unique historical and cultural perspectives on the amazing world of martial arts movies.

This compilation features over 2 hours of trailers (see listings in the comments section below) newly transferred in 2k from rare original 35mm prints. Watch the trailer for Kung Fu: Trailers of Fury now!

Exclusive new bonus features include:

  • A Brief History of Kung Fu Cinema: A featurette with experts Ric Meyers and Frank Djeng (former Product Marketing Manager of the now defunct Tai Seng Entertainment company)
  • Audio Commentary with experts Ric Meyers (Films of Fury), Michael Worth (author of the upcoming book, The Bruceploitation Bible), martial arts Instructor Greg Schiller and Rick Stelow of Drunken Master Video
  • The Way of the Cube: A featurette on the discovery of the original 35mm trailers underneath the stage of a maverick UK cinema

Pre-order Kung Fu: Trailers of Fury from Amazon.com today!

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The ‘Universal Soldier’ Films: A Retrospective

The Universal Soldier films are unique in that they blend stories about cyborg-like killers with martial arts and several of action cinema’s greatest stars. Action icons like Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, Michael Jai White, and Scott Adkins all appear throughout the franchise and leave their stamp on the Universal Soldier name. Fans of both science fiction and martial arts cinema adore these films because they blend two separate sub-genres into one strangely rewarding franchise that has actually gotten better with time.

If one were to compare the Universal Soldier series to any other action franchise out there, than it would have to be the Highlander series. Both franchises started off with fairly successful theatrical entries that eventually led into sequels that appealed to the direct to video market and retconned previous entries’ continuity. However, the Universal Soldier series is unique in that the direct to video entries of the franchise are actually better than the theatrically released entries, a rarity in any franchise. The series is also interesting for shifting its tone over time. What started as rather dumb escapism eventually became a bleak and horrific martial arts blood fest that even explored interesting themes of identity and humanity.

It should be mentioned that this retrospective will not cover the two television/direct to video entries of the franchise, Universal Soldier II: Brothers in Arms and Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business (same goes for The Asylum’s Universal Soldiers), as both do not feature any of the actors from the rest of the series and were not made by the series’ creators. These ‘direct to video quality’ entries are mostly disregarded by fans and not considered as part of the series’ canon either. Few action buffs have even seen these low budget turds. No offense to their place in action history, but the true Universal Soldier franchise consists of the films starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, plain and simple. Therefore, let’s dive into the rocky but consistently rewarding Universal Soldier series that proves that the direct to video market is a force to be reckoned with and that Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren have actually gotten better with time.


"Universal Soldier" Japanese Theatrical Poster

"Universal Soldier" Japanese Theatrical Poster

Universal Soldier (1992)

Roland Emmerich’s first true blockbuster is a fun but dumb start to a franchise that nobody expected to outlast its first installment. Universal Soldier is clearly a rip-off of The Terminator with its cyborg-like protagonists and chase concept. Unfortunately, Universal Soldier channels nothing more than B-movie thrills, not intellectual thematic material a-la Cameron’s own Terminator films. Emmerich and his screenwriting partner in crime Dean Devlin take what could have been a rather intelligent sci-fi/actioner and dumb it down to basics. Universal Soldier is nothing more than required viewing if only to understand the mythology of the series and nothing more. The film isn’t even the best within its own franchise even though it is the first installment. In a world where film buffs argue that the first film in a series is typically the best, Universal Soldier joins the ranks of Friday the 13th as being a lackluster start in a franchise that would only get better.

Van Damme and Lundgren promotional shot.

Universal Soldier starts off with a rather excellent prologue that sets the stage for the rest of the film. The year is 1969 and the Vietnam War is in full bloom. When Private Luc Deveraux (Jean Claude Van Damme) discovers that his superior Sergeant Andrew Scott (Dolph Lundgren) has snapped and killed a helping of villagers, the two duke it out with one another until they both lay dead in the wet mud. When American soldiers arrive upon the scene, they bag up the two and sign them up for the Universal Soldier program. The program takes once deceased soldiers and turns them into UniSols, invincible cyborgs that go on dangerous missions for the government. UniSols are the perfect soldiers because they cannot think for themselves and do exactly as they are told.

However, both Luc and Andrew’s past memories are triggered when a reporter, Veronica (Ally Walker), sneaks onto the UniSol training ground. Andrew resorts back to his psychotic ways when he murders Veronica’s cameraman and Luc turns back into the protective soldier he used to be when he grabs Veronica and chooses to protect her from Andrew. The trio engage in a cross country chase that leaves numerous innocent bodies behind.

The entire UniSol platoon.

It’s clear that there was great potential with Universal Soldier. The film could have delivered both the entertaining action and intriguing themes of a similar master class sci-fi/actioner like The Terminator. Unfortunately, Emmerich aims straight for basic B-movie entertainment and delivers nothing more than that. Emmerich fails to elicit an iota of tension out of his chase-like proceedings or deliver a competent laugh courtesy of the film’s rather abundant assortment of jokes and annoying characters. The lead characters themselves would also be particularly forgetful if not for being played by Van Damme and Lundgren.

Lundgren goes crazy.

Universal Soldier isn’t all bad though. You could say that the film is also what Devlin and Emmerich do best: blockbuster fun. The opening Vietnam prologue and mission at Hoover Dam hold up to this day and stand as the film’s standout set pieces. Van Damme and Lundgren also get to show off their action chops with numerous car chases, fist fights, and shootouts. Universal Soldier is more or less a ‘versus’ film between Van Damme and Lundgren where the two chase one another across the country and duke it out several times. While far from exciting, Universal Soldier is a unique relic of 90s cinema where two action stars shared screen time and top billing with one another. The action stars of the 80s and 90s were all about competition. This is why you never saw any of them on screen together until Stallone’s The Expendables. Therefore, Universal Soldier is worth checking out in order to see two of action cinema’s biggest stars acting alongside one another all the way back in 1992.

If B-movie entertainment is what you seek, than Universal Soldier is the film for you. Van Damme and Lundgren fans will definitely want to check this film out for their fun performances and entertaining action sequences. Otherwise, the first Universal Soldier film does nothing more than establish the mythos of an ever complex franchise and force the audience through an hour and a half of bad comedy courtesy of Ally Walker’s gaping jaw. Unfortunately, the franchise would only get worse with its first sequel.


"Universal Soldier: The Return" Japanese Theatrical Poster

"Universal Soldier: The Return" Japanese Theatrical Poster

Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)

Universal Soldier: The Return is the low point of the franchise, an abomination of action cinema if there ever was one. Mic Rodger’s ham fisted film is nothing more than a lazy sequel meant to cash in on the original’s success and Van Damme’s marque name. Univeral Soldier: The Return is so bad that it more or less killed the franchise until direct to video master John Hyams “regenerated” the franchise in 2009 with one of the best direct to video sequels of all time.

Universal Soldier: The Return opens with an action scene within the first few minutes and more or less establishes the tone for the rest of the picture. If you thought that Universal Soldier was too comedic or dumb, than prepare yourself for a camp fest. Universal Soldier: The Return dives head first into sexist jokes, dumb action, and forced romance within minutes and tortures the viewer with these atrocities until the very end. The film barely constitutes as a sequel, as Luc Deveraux returns as a soldier working for the government, but no longer with the defects of a UniSol. He’s a cured man now with a daughter and a job to attend too. When the UniSol program is shut down due to budget cuts, the artificial intelligence program that runs the facility takes matters into its own hands and uses the UniSols to take over. This A.I. eventually takes the form of a man named Seth (Michael Jai White) and gives Deveraux a physical opponent to best. Therefore, Deveraux must help the military shut down the UniSol program and stop Seth.

Van Damme and Kiana Tom in a promotional shot.

Universal Soldier: The Return barely has a plot. The film was more or less an excuse to get Van Damme back in the shoes of Deveraux in order to kick some ass and shoot some UniSols. The sequel even borrows its rogue A.I. plot from none other than 2001: A Space Odyssey. The film goes so far as to recreate the infamous scene of HAL-9000 reading the lips of two men when Seth reads the lips of two military officers through a window. Both scenes are shockingly similar to the point where Universal Soldier: The Return’s “borrowing” of the material seems down right criminal. One should not even mention 2001: A Space Odyssey and Universal Soldier: The Return within the same sentence, it’s just wrong.

Van Damme unleashes on Bill Goldberg.

That Rodger’s sequel was made for $45 million astounds me. This crappy film features the terrible acting abilities, awful special effects, and nonsensical plotting of a television movie, not a theatrically released sequel. The sound design, cinematography, and score are especially bad too. Your eyes and ears will hurt from watching this hazy and cheap looking sequel that dares to compare itself to Emmerich’s competent sci-fi/actioner. Say what you want about the first film, but at least it had good cinematography. Universal Soldier: The Return also cements its action and plot amongst three sets: a military facility, a hospital, and a strip club. Get used to those gray walls and bland sets, cause they are all you are going to get for a thankfully short run time of 83 minutes.

Michael Jai White and Van Damme promotional shot.

The action scenes in Universal Soldier: The Return barely amount to an R rating or excite the viewer either. Bland shootouts between Van Damme and nameless UniSols, as well as average fistfights between UniSol Romeo (Bill Goldberg) and buff nurses, do nothing more than pad out the running time. In fact, nearly all of Goldberg’s action sequences will make you laugh out loud, as they feature an odd amount of accidental comedy that director Mic Rodgers had to be idiotic not to pick up on. The only fight scene in the film that truly dazzles is the final showdown between Van Damme and Michael Jai White. The two beat up one another, hurl themselves through glass, and utilize chairs as weapons in the film’s only memorable physical bout. Unfortunately, this awesome final fight isn’t enough to save a film that already features awful ADR and a scene where a character rides Bill Goldberg down a staircase as a surfboard.

With Dolph Lundgren out of the picture and Van Damme grasping onto some of the worst material in his career, Universal Soldier: The Return barely constitutes as a Universal Soldier film. The memorable and psychotic Andrew Scott is all but absent and Luc Deveraux is barely the same character as seen within the first film. The film might as well be called Universal Soldier: Jean Claude Returns, as he is the only true returning element of the previous film. As far as sequels come, Universal Soldier: The Return may just be one of the very worst. It is nothing more than a cheap cash crab that somehow features a shocking $45 million budget. Those in search of a good laugh should check out this horrendous sequel. Otherwise, skip this franchise killing film and jump ahead to the next one.


"Universal Soldier: Regeneration" Japanese Theatrical Poster

"Universal Soldier: Regeneration" Japanese Theatrical Poster

Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009)

After one particularly average entry and one horrendous sequel, the Universal Soldier franchise seemed officially dead and beyond repair. However, director John Hyams and screenwriter Victor Ostrovsky saw different when they revived the franchise in 2009 with Universal Soldier: Regeneration, a direct to video sequel (in the United States) that also rebooted the series. Universal Soldier: Regeneration rebooted the franchise by building off the mythology established in the original film while wisely ignoring the events of Universal Soldier: The Return altogether. Hyams also stripped the franchise of its hokey humor and popcorn elements in favor of a serious tone and brutally realistic fight sequences. In doing so, Hyams crafted one of the best entries in the series.

A group of political activists kidnap the Ukrainian prime minster’s son and daughter in exchange for the release of imprisoned political activists. If their demands are not met, than the activists will detonate an abandoned Chernobyl power planet in 72 hours. U.S. forces team up with the Ukrainian army in an effort to combat the political activists many numbers as well as their secret weapon, a sole Next Generation Universal Soldier, or, N.G.U. (Anrdei Arlovski). When the U.S. army’s forces and own UniSols fail to defeat the N.G.U., the U.S. army reactivates former UniSol Luc Deveraux in an effort to stop the activists from activating the bomb.

Van Damme back in top form.

Universal Soldier: Regeneration excels where previous Universal Soldier films failed by exploring themes of identity and humanity amidst the Universal Soldier program. The film conveys the dangers of trying to control soldiers and the effect it has on their humanity and personality. When the film opens on Deveraux, we find him undergoing a rehabilitation program that aims to restore him as a normal member of society. However, all of Deveraux’s rehabilitation is ruined when the U.S. army makes the decision to remove his humanity altogether and turn him into an unstoppable soldier again. The film is truly a tragic and depressing look at the effects of creating the perfect soldier, as well as a harrowing warning of said effects. Look towards the next sequel for more on this.

Hyams’ first Universal Soldier film is also an improvement in the action department thanks to a helping of brutally realistic fight choreography and incredible camera work. Andrei Arlovski’s many fight scenes benefit from the actor’s experience in mixed martial arts. The fights feel like actual brawls to the death this go around instead of flashy bouts of popcorn entertainment. Even Van Damme and Lundgren’s long awaited rematch since their final fight at the end of Universal Soldier trumps nearly every fight the two have engaged in amongst their lengthy careers. All of this bone crunching action is made all the better thanks to the camera work by Peter Hyams, John’s father who had previously directed Van Damme in Time Cop and Sudden Death.

Van Damme vs. Lundgren II.

John and Peter take a page out of Alfonso Cuaron’s filmmaking handbook by incorporating long tracking shots and smooth camera movements that convey an incredible sense of fluidity during the film’s many action sequences. The film’s gorgeous cinematography shines the best during an incredible single shot where Van Damme runs through a house and guns down various political activists left and right. Peter Hyams gives even John Woo’s tracking shot from Hard Boiled a run for its money. Hyams crafts an incredible finale filled with shootouts and numerous physical bouts that drive Universal Soldier: Regeneration home as one of the best action films of the previous decade.

Andrei "The Pit Bull" Arlovski is a welcome addition.

If one were to fault Hyams’ otherwise excellent direct to video sequel on anything, than it would have to be that the film suffers from having no clearly defined protagonist. Even though Van Damme returns as Deveraux, he doesn’t appear until 20 minutes into the film’s run time and only has a couple more scenes until he dives head first into the film’s action packed finale. Arlovski more or less dominates the first half of the film until he vanishes and Mike Pyle steps in to steal the show during the second half. With so many characters taking center stage throughout the film, it’s hard to place one as the clear protagonist, even Van Damme’s respective franchise character.

Universal Soldier: Regeneration is a brutal but restrained sequel that reboots the franchise to greatness and establishes John Hyams as its auteur. John and his father direct and frame several incredible fistfights that stand as some of the genre’s very best. Hyams also directs newcomer Arlovski to great effect with a Terminator-esque performance of silence and sheer horror. Van Damme, Arlovski, Pyle, and even Lundgren shine bright in this unforgettable film that establishes the Universal Soldier series as one of action cinema’s secret treasures.


"Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning" Japanese DVD Cover

"Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning" Japanese DVD Cover

Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012)

Hyams’ second sequel within the series is a daring, artistic, and complex film that barely resembles its refreshing predecessor. Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning takes the franchise in an increasingly complex and animalistic direction as it explore themes of reality and humanity amongst a plot that places action star Scott Adkins (Close Range) in the spotlight as the franchise’s newest hero.

The fourth Universal Soldier film immediately pulls a switcheroo on the viewer by turning its franchise hero, Luc Deveraux, into a psychotic villain. The film opens as John (Scott Adkins), a husband and father, watches his family murdered before his eyes by a trio of masked men led by Deveraux. When John awakens from a coma several months later, he sets out to uncover why Deveraux murdered his family. He soon discovers that his sense of reality is not as he believes and that he may be a pawn in a larger game involving the Universal Soldiers and the government that controls them.

Scott Adkins is ready to kill and kill again.

Whereas Universal Soldier: Regeneration was simplistic and straightforward, Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning is anything but. Hyams crafts a radically different sequel that combines the hard-hitting elements of the previous film with the stylistic tendencies of extreme foreign art house pictures. Neon and fluorescent lights decorate many of the film’s sets and recall the neon-tinged films of Nicolas Winding Refn (Drive, Only God Forgives). The film also features several first person point of view shots complete with blinking eye effects for maximum immersion. The occasional POV shots, along with several scenes that feature near headache inducing strobe lights, mirror the filmmaking techniques of Gaspar Noe (Irreversible, Enter the Void). It’s clear that Hyams pulls inspiration from varied filmmakers for each of his Universal Soldier films.

Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning may fend off viewers who are uncomfortable with such extreme techniques and gory violence. Hyams takes the fourth film in such a dark and extreme direction at times that the film feels like it has crossed over into the horror genre. In fact, the film is so violent that it feels primal and animalistic in tone, especially during the scenes that take place within the UniSol compound. There is no denying that Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning joins the ranks of Rambo, Punisher: War Zone, and The Raid 2 as one of the most violent action films in recent years.

It's apocalypse now for Arlovski and Van Damme.

Adkins gives a great performance as a confused and confounded man who questions his own reality. The character of John, and his subsequent adventure, mirror Douglas Quaid’s plight in Total Recall. Franchise veterans Van Damme and Lundgren are reduced to particularly small supporting roles. While viewers may be familiar with Lundgren’s insane antics over the course of the franchise, some may be caught off guard by Van Damme’s rather dark performance as a corrupted Deveraux. Van Damme’s bald appearance and performance recall Marlon Brandon’s infamous turn as Colonel Kurtz in the classic war film Apocalypse Now. In fact, Deveraux’s journey from decorated soldier to insane leader is incredibly similar to Kurtz’s own fall from grace. Both men’s journeys show the harrowing effects of war on its soldiers. Arlovski also returns, now referred to as “The Plumber”, in a supporting role that pits him against Adkins throughout the first half of the film.

Hyams ups the action ante from the previous film with numerous one on one fights and one of the goriest action finales in recent memory. Both of Adkins’ fights against Arlovski excel due to their hard-hitting choreography and lack of music. Their fast paced fights stand out the most because they differ from the rest of the film’s highly stylized fights that incorporate copious amounts of slow motion, tracking shots, and sped up footage. The film’s entire finale feels reminiscent of a video game as Adkins makes his way through several UniSol henchmen, a mini-boss in the form of Dolph Lundgren, and than the long awaited final bout against Van Damme. Few action films contain as brutal a display of violence as Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning.

Adkins and Lundgren havin' a bloody good time.

Whether Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning ends up being the final entry in the franchise or simply the latest remains to be seen. Either way, it’s clear that Hyams is the franchise’s defining author and the one who should be writing, producing, or directing all future entries. Hyams took the franchise in a new direction with this brutal entry of the series that exudes art house horror and animalistic fervor. Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning is an action film that must be seen if only to experience its raw energy and jaw dropping action sequences. Adkins’ one on one fights with Arlovski, Lundgren, and Van Damme are worth the price of admission alone. If anything, Hyams has successfully passed the franchise torch from Lundgren and Van Damme to newcomer Adkins.


Conclusion:

The Universal Soldier franchise is a unique gem of action and science fiction cinema. The series started out with Universal Soldier, an overly humorous but entertaining summer blockbuster that felt more like a one-off film than the start of a franchise. However, Van Damme desperately needed a comeback in the late 90s. Therefore, he pulled the sequel card and starred in Universal Soldier: The Return, one of his biggest budgeted action films at the time. Unfortunately, the film was nothing but a disaster. It was an insult to the series, a financial flop, and critically reviled. It stands to this day as one of the very worst films in all of Van Damme’s filmography.

Fortunately, John Hyams resurrected the series in 2009 with Universal Soldier: Regeneration, one of the hardest hitting and simplistic reboots to date. Hyams followed up his reboot with the increasingly complex and diverse Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning, a fascinating and dark science fiction film. Both of Hyams’ sequels also gave Van Damme and Lundgren a second chance at redeeming the franchise. Hyam’s sequels more or less stand as the series’ definitive entries thanks to their penchant for brutal action, engaging stories, and interesting themes of identity and reality. Few franchises evolve over time and feature as diverse a selection of sequels as the Universal Soldier series. Therefore, count me in for whatever direction the series heads towards next.

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Cityonfire.com’s ‘The Assassin’ Blu-ray Giveaway! – WINNERS ANNOUNCED!

The Assassin | Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

The Assassin | Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

Cityonfire.com and Well Go USA are giving away 3 Blu-ray copies of The Assassin to three lucky Cityonfire visitors. To enter, simply add a comment to this post and describe, in your own words, the video.

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The Blu-ray & DVD for The Assassin will be officially released on January 26, 2016. We will announce the 3 winners on that day.

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WINNERS: Lundon, Frankie C., and Paul.

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21 (2008): The New Story About Online Casino

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“21” Theatrical Poster

21 is a must-see movie about blackjack, casinos in Las Vegas, and the famous MIT card counting team. Anyone who has ever tried online gambling at Casino-X will definitely love it. The movie is based on real events happened in the mid 1990s. 21 is not quite true historically, being “based on” one of the most exciting stories about casino.

Although, the movie is worth seeing if you realize that the whole world of casino is not just a dump of slot machines for an intelligent man. With a reasonable approach, it can really “feed” the player – while some play online casino games or go out to have fun, others substitute the online casino real money experience with real games like blackjack and counting cards. The plot of the movie in general is copied from the real story, except for some details that could only overload the narrative.

Blackjack online and in reality

Ben Campbell (Jim Sturgess) is a talented student working in a clothing store. Ben is in love with his classmate Jill (Kate Bosworth). Our genius dreams of admission to Harvard, but there is one problem – the admission fee is $ 300,000. That is just too much for a humble student…

Imagine what his life would be like but for one incident in the classroom. No, he didn’t have the chance to win at the best online casino. The usual Ben’s life is disturbed by a tempting offer.

His teacher – Micky Rosa (Kevin Spacey) – invites Ben to join a team of blackjack players, consisting of the most talented students of the course. Every weekend the team goes to Las Vegas and quite legally wins very large sums of money playing at the casinos. Although the main hero is not exactly mad about such intrigues, he has no choice – he needs $ 300,000 to pay for the studies.

This is the way he accepts the offer to play blackjack… Moreover, Jill is among the players. The members use special game signals and start to win big money in the casinos of Las Vegas. After all, who would refuse to lay aside online black jack and break the bank in Las Vegas, especially if you know how to do this?

The guys liked the contrast between the way they lived in Boston – nerds with pencils in their pockets – and the life they had in Las Vegas, where you can become a real star. The keys to the city were in their hands. They could afford things others could only dream of.

The story could go on further, but… Casinos love to see people win, but will not allow the players win consistently. Security service is closely following the new players. Besides, being still new to the space, Ben falls to temptation and loses a considerable sum of money.

From that moment the trouble starts. The team founder can’t forgive Ben his mistake. He takes the money from the hiding place and expels him from the institute. But Ben has a plan: he returns to his recent offender to change the situation for the better and win even more.

Despite the fact that the plot may seem like a fairy tale, card counting strategy in blackjack works fine. This is probably the only casino game where you can predict the future based on the past. Even if 21 may seem a little bit overlong, yet the film is well worth watching.

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Priests, The (2015) Review

"The Priests" Korean Theatrical Poster

“The Priests” Korean Theatrical Poster

AKA: Black Priests
Director: Jang Jae-Hyon
Writer: Jang Jae-Hyon
Cast: Kim Yun-Seok, Gang Dong-Won, Park So-Dam, Kim Eui-Sung, Son Jong-Hak, Nam Il-Woo, Lee Ho-Jae, Kim Byung-Ok, Jo Soo-Hyang, Park Woong
Running Time: 108 min.

By Paul Bramhall

Out of the many genres that can be found within Korean cinema, it’s the supernatural horror movie that seems to struggle to find any consistency in terms of quality. While movies like The Whispering Corridors series and A Tale of Two Sisters both stand out as superlative examples, it’s fair to say that many of the countries entries into the genre are quickly forgotten. What can’t be argued though, especially in recent years, is that just as popular as the tales of vengeful spirits, are the tales of spirits which have possessed an innocent human host. In other words, the exorcism movie. Hollywood has of course, as it always does, been churning them out like they’re going out of fashion. Since 2010 alone we’ve had The Last Exorcism (and its sequel), The Possession, and The Devil Inside.

Korea thankfully hasn’t been quite as energetic, with their last notable entry into the exorcism sub-genre coming in the form of 2009’s Possessed. So, with the arrival of director Jang Jae-hyon’s debut feature, The Priests, it’s fair to say a sufficient amount of time has passed for audiences to accept the latest demonic possession movie. It’s estimated that almost 30% of the Korean population is of the Christian faith, with 10% of that figure being Catholic, so if anything it’s surprising that we haven’t seen more movies from the local industry pitting the church against some sort of evil spirit.

The plot of The Priests will no doubt seem familiar to anyone who’s seen William Friedkin’s seminal work The Exorcist, a 1973 production that still holds up over 40 years later. Kim Yoon-seok, here in his third movie from 2015 alone, plays a world weary soju drinking exorcist, who despite orders from the church explicitly telling him not to, has been secretly performing exorcisms on a young girl in a coma, believed to be possessed. Yoon-seok isn’t without allies in the church though, and those that believe in him have been hooking him up with assistants to help perform the exorcisms, however none of them ever last very long. The latest is a young deacon, played by Kang Dong-won, last seen as the bad guy in Kundo: Age of the Rampant, and together Yoon-seok plans to expel the demon from the girl once and for all.

Yoon-seok and Dong-won have shared the screen together before, in Choi Dong-hoon’s 2009 feature Jeon Woo Chi: The Taoist Wizard. In that movie Dong-hoon was the lead, playing the title character, so The Priests provides the opportunity for them to share top billing. It quickly becomes clear that it’s a production which benefits greatly from having them both on-board, and onscreen they have a believable chemistry together, which keeps things feeling grounded and based in reality. The possessed girl (has there ever been an exorcism movie in which the victim is a male?) is played by Park So-dam, here featuring in her second horror movie of 2015, the first being The Silenced released earlier in the year.

For a first time director, Jae-hyon kicks off proceedings with an impressive opening, as the Vatican sends a pair of its own exorcists to Korea, having identified that one of the twelve manifestations of evil is residing in Seoul. After successfully capturing the demon, a high impact traffic accident results in it being freed from the grasps of the exorcists, and it’s this event which leads to the involvement of Yoon-seok and Dong-won. It’s clear from the word go that Jae-hyon, who also wrote the script, has put a lot of passion into his debut. On top of the strop opening, there’s also some very subtle references to The Exorcist thrown in for those that are looking for them. Dong-won’s initial scene has his body framed against a building, which clearly recalls the iconic image of Max von Sydow’s arrival at Linda Blair’s house, along with some parts of the soundtrack having faint echoes of Mike Oldfield’s ‘Tubular Bells’.

However The Priests carves out enough of its own identity to separate itself from being simply another derogatory version of The Exorcist. Much of this comes from the unique cultural slant the fact that it’s a Korean production brings to the narrative, like the emphasis on the year of birth, and most notably, the inclusion of a scene involving a traditional Korean shaman performing a gut. Korean shamanism is still a largely overlooked practice, and is rarely shown in mainstream media, so it was refreshing to see it incorporated into the plot for a movie such as this. For anyone who checks out The Priests and would like to know more, I strongly recommend watching the 2013 documentary Manshin: Ten Thousand Spirits. Directed by Park Chan-wook’s brother, Park Chan-kyong, it’s a fascinating look into traditional Korean shamanism.

Despite its strengths though, The Priests also reflects the fact that it’s a director’s debut in various aspects of the narrative. There’s a real feeling that Jae-hyon probably had the tale complete in his head, but not every aspect of it made it onto the screen or script. Several interesting plot points that get introduced early on are never really followed up on. The church superiors suspect Yoon-seok may in fact be abusing the girl, so essentially send Dong-won to assist him as a spy, however once Yoon-seok has Dong-won’s trust, this element is completely dropped. There is a significant scene when Dong-won visits Yoon-seok’s former assistant, however once it’s over, again nothing ever comes from it. Most bafflingly is a senior church member who wakes up from a coma, and all indications point to him being possessed, which after a brief visit and exorcism from Yoon-seok is never touched upon again.

The tone in which Dong-won is first introduced as a suitable candidate to be Yoon-seok’s assistant is also jarringly comedic, and almost comes across like it’s been transplanted from another movie. Dong-won’s mischievous antics play out onscreen, like sneaking out to buy alcohol or cheating in an exam, while Yoon-seok reads out his requirements via voiceover in a poker faced manner. However Jae-hyon directs with a refreshing level of energy, and keeps the pace moving along in such a way that the suspense and tension is kept high throughout, so ultimately these complaints are forgivable. It just would have been even better if he could tie them into the wider plot, making a good film potentially into a great one.

The exorcism is of course the main event, and it doesn’t disappoint. Rather than filling the screen with CGI creations, a mistake that so many modern horror movies make, here it’s used sparingly, and acts to compliment Yoon-seok, Dong-won, and So-dam’s performances rather than distracting from them. Jae-hyon does a great job of wringing the maximum amount of tension from the ritual, ensuring the two priests are definitely not given a smooth ride, and the lack of grand spectacle really keeps it grounded in reality, ensuring the terror feels real. By this point we’re also completely invested in Yoon-seok and Dong-won’s characters, ensuring that as an audience we’re not just watching it for the sake of being scared. The fact that we want the characters to beat the demon makes a lot of difference.

The Priests is a refreshingly straight forward horror movie, which is successful in being both suspenseful and delivering a few jump in your seat moments. By eschewing any pretentious flights of fancy, like the usual winks at the audience or veiled deeper meanings, it actually works in the movies favor. What’s left is a lean supernatural tale of two priests, neither of whom are perfect, that set their sights on freeing a young girl of the demon that’s possessed her, and that’s exactly what they do. It doesn’t re-invent the wheel and may not be completely original, but at the end of the day, who doesn’t like to see good prevailing over evil?

Paul Bramhall’s Rating: 7.5/10

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Close Range | Blu-ray & DVD (XLRator)

Today’s Deal on Fire is the Blu-ray for Close Range, an action film by Isaac Florentine (Ninja 2: Shadow of a Tear) starring Scott Adkins (Assassination Games).

A rogue soldier turned outlaw is thrust into a relentless fight with a corrupt sheriff, his obedient deputies, and a dangerous drug cartel in order to protect his sister and her young daughter. | Watch the trailer.

The film (read our review) also stars Nick Chinlund (Supremacy), Caitlin Keats (Kill Bill: Vol. 2), Jake La Botz (Rambo 4), Tony Perez (Scarface), Madison Lawlor (Until Forever) and Javad Ramezani.

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Our Top 15 Watched Movies of 2015

As the year that was 2015 fades into the distance, it’s that time once more to reflect on the cinematic highs that were enjoyed during the last 12 months. Just like last year, this will be a collection of movies that I watched for the first time during 2015, not movies that were necessarily released in 2015.

There’ll be some movies on this list that don’t have reviews on the site, such is the nature of occasionally watching a movie that you enjoy so much. While it’s easy to review 90 minutes of trash that can be easily torn to shreds, sometimes the best movies are the most difficult to review, and I confess to bailing out on having a crack at some of them. Thankfully, they can be included in this feature!

2015 was also a year in which I watched an inordinate amount of old school kung fu. So much so that I’ve decided to (almost) completely skip over including any here, short of saying ‘Every movie Dragon Lee has ever made’, which frankly, would be misrepresentative. Though if I did watch an old school kung fu movie and enjoyed it, chances are I definitely reviewed it, so feel free to scroll through by clicking on my name under the feature header.

Just like last time, the movies will be listed in order of release, so without further ado, let’s begin.

Wild City (2015, Hong Kong) – The news that Hong Kong auteur Ringo Lam would be returning to the director’s chair, for the first time in 12 years, was greeted by equal amounts of excitement and trepidation from his long-time fans. The man behind such classics as City on Fire and Full Contact, there’s no doubt that the Hong Kong cinematic landscape had changed a lot since he was last active in the industry. Thankfully, while not perfect, Wild City proved that he hasn’t lost a step, proving to be a gritty crime thriller in which the streets and alleys of Hong Kong are just as much of a character as the leads, played by Louis Koo, Shawn Yue, and Tong Liya.

Full Strike (2015, Hong Kong) – Directors Derek Kwok and Henri Wong teamed up for this tale of a former badminton champion fallen on hard times, and a group of physically impaired ex-cons, teaming up to try and win a badminton championship. While on paper it may not seem like the most exciting prospect for a movie, onscreen Full Strike harks back to the insanely paced HK comedies of old. With aliens, drunken masters, steel-capped shuttlecocks, and some of the most hilariously foul language you’re likely to come across in a movie about badminton, Full Strike proved to be one of the most entertaining HK movies of 2015.

SPL II: A Time for Consequences (2015, Hong Kong) – Arriving a whole decade after the original SPL, this time minus Donnie Yen and Sammo Hung, the thematic sequel delivered the goods thanks in no small part due to the assured direction of Soi Cheang. The man behind the likes of Dog Bite Dog and Accident, Cheang not only made sure he brought the action, but also extracted a pair of career best acting performances from Wu Jing and Tony Jaa. Taking on the dark subject of organ trafficking, as the corrupt prison warden behind a trafficking ring, Max Zhang almost stole the show in a high impact physical performance.

From Vegas to Macau II (2015, Hong Kong) – Following the original which was ultimately more miss than hit, it didn’t stop Wong Jing from bringing back Chow Yun Fat and Carina Lau for a second installment of From Vegas to Macau, a hark back to the popular gambling movies of yesteryear. Thankfully, the sequel makes amends for its predecessor by delivering an almost non-stop barrage of action and wacky comedy. From Vegas to Macau II wisely does away with Nicholas Tse and Chapman To, and replaces them with the likes of Nick Cheung, Shawn Yue, and Shaw Brothers legend David Chiang, all of whom are game to indulge in the silliness of it all.

Scarlet Innocence (2014, South Korea) – What starts off as a seemingly sedate melodrama, which sees Jeong Woo-seong taking a job as a community teacher in the countryside following a scandal in Seoul, takes an unexpectedly dark turn when he embarks on a passionate affair with a girl several years his junior, played by Esom (here appearing for a second time in the Top 15 list, after last years Man on High Heels). As the story skips several years forward, Esom’s return into Woo-seong’s life, who now has failing eyesight, becomes a psychological nightmare of excessive sex and violence. A modern re-telling of a Korean folk tale, director Lim Pil-seong delivers a movie which stays with you long after it’s finished.

A Hard Day (2014, South Korea) – Director and screenwriter Kim Seong-hoon’s sophomore feature came a whole 8 years after his 2006 debut, however it was definitely worth the wait. The tale of a cop who accidentally hits and kills a man while driving to his mother’s funeral at night, his ensuing attempts to hide the body result in one of the most entertaining thrillers to come out of Korea in recent years. A big factor of its success is thanks to Seong-hoon’s tightly paced script, which weaves in plenty of laugh out loud dark comedy moments, and an energetically frantic performance from Lee Seong-gyoon, who plays the cop in question.

A Girl at My Door (2014, South Korea) – One of the most impressive debuts by anyone, director and screenwriter Jeong Joo-ri shows many of the trademarks of her teacher, Lee Chang-dong, with the auteur himself coming on-board as producer. Featuring a pair of powerhouse performances by Bae Doona and Kim Sae-ron (here grown up considerably from her role in The Man from Nowhere), the tale focuses on the friendship between the pair, as Doona’s new-in-town police captain takes Sae-ron under her wing. However when the past begins to catch up with them both, proceedings take a surprisingly dark direction, but one which is both empowering and morally ambiguous.

The World of Kanako (2014, Japan) – Any movie by Tetsuya Nakashima is worth paying attention to, the director behind the likes of Memories of Matsuko and Confessions, and The World of Kanako proves to be no different. Featuring a scenery chewing performance by Koji Yakusho, as we follow his journey to try and locate his missing daughter Kanako, it’s very much a case of being dragged into a rabbit hole of psychosis, violence, and insanity. Relentless in its pace, by the end of the 2 hours you’ll likely be as exhausted and dishevelled as he is, however you’ll also be left with little doubt that what you’ve just witnessed is an impressively powerful piece of cinema.

Black Coal, Thin Ice (2014, China) – Mainland Chinese crime cinema was one of my favourite discoveries of 2015. Independent movies aren’t screened in China, however thankfully that doesn’t stop them from being made, and many have gained recognition at film festivals around the world. Black Coal, Thin Ice is one such example, and walked away with a couple of awards at the Berlin International Film Festival. It’s easy to see why, as director Diao Yinan crafts an atmospherically told tale of a serial killer, who likes to leave his victims body parts strewn across a snow covered province in North East China. Following a disgraced former detectives attempts to track the killer down with the widow of one of the victims, it’s a movie which will keep you guessing until the end.

End of Animal (2010, South Korea) – While director Jo Sung-hee has gone onto bigger budget productions recently, his 2010 debut, funded by a grant from the Korean Academy of Film Arts, still packs a weighty punch. Undeniably low budget, Sung-hee defies the financial limitations by focusing on a pregnant girl riding a taxi to her hometown in remote Korean countryside. Featuring a darkly foreboding and creepy atmosphere, when an unexplained event leaves both the taxi and everyone’s mobile phones without power, the sense of isolation and omnipresent sound of an unknown beast growling in the far distance make for an effectively unsettling experience. The answers to what exactly is going on are never spoon fed, and End of Animal is all the more rewarding for it.

Adrift in Tokyo (2007, Japan) – Miki Satoshi has made a career out of making slice-of-life movies focusing on a variety of odd and eccentric characters, but in my opinion Adrift in Tokyo is his masterpiece. Featuring Joe Odagiri (who also has a role in The World of Kanako) as a heavily in debt student with no particular ambitions, when a burly yakuza played by Tomokazu Miura bursts into his apartment and gives him 72 hours to pay, he all but gives up on life. However after running into Miura a second time, the yakuza offers him a different deal – he’ll give Odagiri a million yen, and all he has to do in return is accompany him for a walk around Tokyo. What follows is a subtly charming and warm road trip, only on foot, around Tokyo, as the pair quietly grow fond of each other in the face of an inevitable ending.

Takeshis’ (2005, Japan) – Without doubt Takeshi Kitano’s most unique movie, Takeshis’ plays like a surreal deconstruction of his own image, that which was developed through his filmography. Taking on 2 roles – one a version of his real-life actor persona ‘Beat’ Takeshi, and one a mild-mannered convenience store clerk who dreams of being an actor, proceedings increasingly become a series of dreams and hallucinations, often involving both characters’ lives overlapping into the other. Impossible to fully grasp on first watch, Takeshis’ is a movie which becomes increasingly rewarding on repeat viewings.

Hypnotized (2004, South Korea) – A movie which frequently defies categorization, equal parts psychological horror, sexual thriller, and mystery, Hypnotized is anchored by a fantastic performance by Kim Hye-soo as a mentally unstable woman being treated by a therapist, played by Kim Tae-woo. Director Kim In-sik blends fantasy and reality throughout to create a variety of visually stunning imagery, reflecting the disturbed nature of the protagonist’s fractured mind. As Tae-woo becomes increasingly obsessed with Hye-soo, despite her unstable state, he also finds his mind starting to fray at the seams, which leads to a memorably horrific finale.

Rendezvous of Japanese Kanto (1993, Taiwan/South Korea) – When you’ve been watching kung fu movies for 16 years, it’s easy to feel like you’ve seen everything that’s worth seeing. Thankfully, hidden gems like Rendezvous of Japanese Kanto come along to remind us that there are always movies out there worth watching, they’re just not as obvious as when you’ve just gotten into the genre. A Taiwan and South Korean co-production which is equal parts Korean Taekwondo action and Girls With Guns (thanks to the presence of Sibelle Hu), the fights come thick and fast, topped off with a fantastic 15 minute finale. Throw in cameos from the likes of Baby Venom Ricky Cheng and Chang Shan, and you have a perfect slice of kung fu cinema goodness.

Monk’s Fight (1979, Hong Kong) – An obscure title from 1979 which features an unlikely collection of kung fu cinema luminaries all thrown together in the same movie, from Korean superkicker Casanova Wong, to Taiwan femme fatale Pearl Cheung, to Shaw Brothers regulars such as Ling Yun, Tien Feng, and Choi Wang. The actual main actor of Monk’s Fight, Lee Wing, would only make this movie and disappear. It’s a shame, as the production has one of the most unique feels to it of any kung fu flick I’ve seen, almost like a chambara influenced wuxia style spaghetti western, with quick and brutal one blow fights eschewing the usual fantastical nature most wuxia’s lend themselves too. For a change from the usual, Monk’s Fight is well worth checking out.

That wraps up my list for this year, and 2016 is already shaping up to be a hotly anticipated 12 months of cinematic goodness. Feel free to weigh in with your own movie highlights of 2015 in the comments section below, and in the meantime, wishing you all a happy and healthy 2016 on fire.

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Breaker! Breaker! | Blu-ray (Olive Films)

"Breaker! Breaker!" Blu-ray Cover

"Breaker! Breaker!" Blu-ray Cover

RELEASE DATE: March 22, 2016

Olive Films presents the Blu-ray for Chuck Norris’ action classic, Breaker! Breaker! In the film, a truck driver (Norris) searches for his brother (Michael Augenstein), who has disappeared in a town run by a corrupt judge (George Murdock).

This 1977 feature is Norris’ first true starring role, if you don’t count his baddie appearances in 1972’s Way of the Dragon and 1974’s Slaughter in San Francisco. Following the release of Breaker! Breaker!, Norris would dominate theaters with a string of endless action films throughout the 70s and 80s! Watch the trailer.

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