Breaking up with someone you love dearly is traumatising. It can really affect you deeper than you think. Everyone claims that break ups are hard. I agree but I also know that they are hard only till the time you still have feelings for this other person. What if the feelings have already left the room long ago. Then you find moving out of a relationship any difficult. But in that case, there can be drama, emotional blackmail from the other side. Your partner may not be getting the hints that there is not compatibility left in your relationship, which is a very important factor to feed relationships. So, every time you drop hints, they make it much more complicated. Well, there has to be ways to make things quirky and then go on your separate ways. There sure are, you just needed an article like this. If you have a break up itch stuck in your mind and you just think of the ways to make it less dramatic and funnier, then keep reading. Although you can send flowers online saying sorry at the end. Here is a little warning – please don’t be mean and break someone’s heart to the extent that they start hating themselves. And also dont think I’m inhuman, I just mentioned these ways to help you get out of a toxic relationship when your other hints are not working.
Play break up songs
I’m going to apologise in advance because some of these ways might be brutal to your partner but it will definitely bring you independence, so it’s fine. I think people have tried to normalise break up, it’s just us who never paid attention.I can claim this because time and again there have been so many dancing tunes that glorify break up. Sometimes when a person is toxic for you, you can call them to your place and start playing break up songs in line to drop hints. Sometimes breakups can be liberating and so there is nothing wrong with seeking one, that is what these songs have been teaching us and support us to break up without any guilt.
Pretend that you’re gay
Another very funny way to break up and find your freedom is by pretending that you are gay. I know that sounds so funny even to read and you may not even be able to pull it off, but trust me, its going to be fun. It is literally one of the funniest reasons to use it as a tool to break up with someone. Just claim that you are gay and why would someone continue with someone with other sexual orientation. And guess what, this will close all the options of them coming back ever.
Change the lock of your apartment
Another brutal way to breakup with someone you don’t want to see anymore is by changing the lock of your apartment. If you two have your own set of keys to your place, it’s time to send them a signal that they are no longer welcomed to your place. Change the lock to your place and the next time they try to open, they’ll know what has been up in your mind, still, if they don’t get the hint and they call you, it’s time for you to convey the message that you are calling it quits.
Send a breakup gift
If everything mentioned above sounds too brutal to you and you are scared of karma, don’t worry, there is a better way but still, a funny way to break up. Send out a break up gift. It can be literally anything like something that he or she truly hates, or maybe order flowers online with bees stuck in it. This will be a gross gift that someone will give only if they want to say bye-bye.
Start sending motivational quotes
Make it funniest in your way by sending them motivational quotes that motivate heartbroken people. They will instantly understand why you are already motivating them.
These are some ways how you can break up with someone who has been toxic to you, but in a funny way to save all the drama.
