5 Weird Porn Genres That Will Freak You in Just the Right Way
Do you know Rule #34 of the internet? It states that if it exists, there’s porn of it.
In other words, whatever fetish you could possibly dream up, there’s already some of that exact content waiting for you out there on the information superhighway.
If Rule #34 is true, then there must be some truly weird porn genres out there, right? Well, there really are. Maybe one of them could turn out to be your ultimate fantasy.
Read on as we take a look at some weird porn categories that you might want to check out. At home. By yourself. In incognito mode.
1. Clown Porn
Some people have an irrational fear of clowns. For others, it’s the complete opposite. There’s nothing that gets them going more than a funny wig and a red nose.
If this is you, the good news is that there is a whole genre of porn just waiting for you. If your ultimate fantasy involves Ronald McDonald, then this is the content for you.
2. Cake Crush
On the theme of birthday parties, this is one genre of porn that you probably never even knew existed.
Does the thought of someone getting a cake to the face turn you on? How about someone crushing a cake by sitting on it in a state of undress? If so, cake crush porn is your perfect match.
Don’t knock it until you try it. Whilst it may sound like a waste of good cake to many, you might find that a crushed red velvet really revs your motor.
3. Real Couples
One issue many people have with mainstream porn is that it’s hard to relate to porn stars who don’t really look or act like we do.
Real couple porn allows you to watch real people having real sex that’s not edited in any way. You get to see what really happens instead of a stage-managed performance.
If real people is your thing, visit this page to watch some live performances just for you.
4. Parody
Enjoy TV and movies? Enjoy porn? Then parody porn could be your new favorite thing.
Porn movies that are spoofs of real TV and movie hits can be both hot and hilarious in equal measure. What’s more, there are some truly inspired titles in parody porn. Shaving Ryan’s Privates, anyone?
5. Newscaster
We’ve all had a crush on a newscaster at some point in our lives. We’ve also all admired their ability to continue to read the news no matter what was going on around them.
Japanese newscaster porn takes this to the extreme, with beautiful newsreaders attempting to get through that night’s bulletin whilst multiple men do unspeakable things to them.
You’ll never watch the news the same way again.
Do Any of These Weird Porn Genres Float Your Boat?
You may not think that these weird porn genres are weird at all. If so, we salute you; you’ve found your fetish and you’re happy with it.
If none of these genres do it for you, the good news is that there are hundreds of other options available to you. We’re sure you’ll have plenty of fun discovering your new favorite.
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