Real Bruce Lee, The (1979) Review

"The Real Bruce Lee" US Theatrical Poster

“The Real Bruce Lee” US Theatrical Poster

Director: Jim Markovic
Writer: Lerry Dolchin
Cast: Bruce Li (Ho Chung Tao, James Ho), Dragon Lee (Mun Kyong-sok, Keo Ryong, Guh Ryong)
Running Time: 120 min.

By Joseph Kuby

Subtle Bruceploitation!

Despite the opening sequence (which contains a nice montage of images along with an uber cool 70s tune), this “documentary” as it were is really just an excuse to give the audience lots of Bruceploitation action in the form of James Ho (or Bruce Li as he’s referred to by the “documenter”) and Dragon Lee (of whom the producer of this documentary was pushing forward as the new star to take over Bruce’s mantle).

Dick Randall (of whom is given a bittersweet dedication during the opening of the UK DVD) wanted to make up for it with a genuine documentary of which was the ‘aim’ of this one – to show clips of the young Bruce Lee (hence the title of the second Bruce Lee documentary he did) though it was released in the era when the Bruceploitation era was going down and because of the lack of action (a couple of Bruce Li segments – a few of which aren’t seen in The Real Bruce Lee), no-one cared so the documentary didn’t make much money in the long run though this one (The Real Bruce Lee) was a surprisingly big success.

Though there is footage of the young Lee in this one (selected scenes from Kid Cheung, The Bad Boy, Carnival and Orphan Sam), the bulk of the footage herein is really just some good old fashioned chop-socky action courtesy of our Bruce imitators.

First, we see several James Ho fight scenes before seeing this movie with Dragon Lee (a.k.a. Gui Lung – albeit I won’t refer to him by his real name as he was content with being associated with Bruce Lee’s name).

The scenes of James in action depict him as Kato, Cheng Chao An (Bruce Lee’s character in Big Boss) and a Chen Zhen-esque character taking on karatekas who are eventually armed with katanas – Samurai swords. The scenes aren’t meant to have any narrative purpose (except a scene which is supposed to illustrate The Big Boss where the narrator explains why the film became popular).

The film shown at the end of this documentary is a truncated version of a Korean martial arts film (with some Hong Kong involvement) called Last Fist Of Fury (a.k.a. The Ultimate Lee), a film which you can learn more about (as well as purchase) if you go to the Rare Kung Fu Movies site.

There’s lots of humour in this film (though unintentional by the looks of it) such as over the top feats like Dragon perfectly kicking this rock onto this target board and demolishing it later with another rock. Most of the humour (besides the comical-looking and stereotypical Japanese villains) comes from Dragon Lee as he is like Bruce Lee pumped up on steroids (something of which the real Bruce Lee was accused of, especially by Linda Lee’s second husband Tom Bleeker who wrote a book on Bruce entitled Unsettled Matters: The Life & Death Of Bruce Lee).

I’ll just go over some of the comic ‘sketches’ in this film…

1) An arm wrestle Dragon participates in which has lots of crazily contorted expressions between the two wrestlers.

2) Many of the fight scenes in which they are really done to the hilt and are really played to the gallery with lots of slow motion somersaults and Dragon overdoing the Bruce Lee expressions & fighting postures.

3) A fight in the woods during daytime with these Samurais in which Dragon flies/floats in the air (literally) to trample on his opponents. Earlier on we see Dragon and this Samurai holding onto opposite ends of a long black pole with the pole pressed against this tree so naturally, as you might imagine, they chase each other around the tree. This is played (and shot) very comically, especially as we see reaction shots courtesy of our two actors (which is shot very well actually but very funny, particularly when we see Dragon as he’s overacting in Bruce Lee mode). The beginning of this fight has Dragon walking in the woods when he’s ambushed by these Samurais who are hiding under leaves and even in some fake trees.

The soundtrack is strange as even though there’s some nice beats to accomodate the music (such as this inventive scene where the lead Japanese villain shows off his katana skills in a rather unbelievable way), there’s some strange/synthesizer modern 70s music which is even different and surreal than the contemporary music featured in films made in this era of which the film was made in. Music from Enter The Dragon creeps in but not as much as in Enter The Game Of Death. Also, just like Yuen Woo Ping’s The Magnificent Butcher, music cues are taken from The Outlaw Josey Wales.

There’s also a quick beep which can be heard during this fight scene where the old teacher of Dragon, dressed in this white suit, takes on the Samurais in their dojo.

Some of the voicework is inaudible during both the documentary and film, the sound is very muffled making you having to either turn the volume up or rewind the scene and move closer to the TV though this doesn’t happen all the time.

Weirdly, there’s an attempt at symbolism within this film. Prior to a fight scene or deadly scenario, we often see an enormous gathering (or mini tornado) of leaves blowing in the wind as if to say the storm is brewing or that Dragon Lee is an unstoppable force of nature.

There’s probably only three actors in this film that could be considered the best in the overall production (others are either good, average or plain bad). The three most talented thespians in this film are the old master, the first main Japanese villain called Yashika (who has an amiable screen presence {most likely due to his charisma & charming menace} despite his despicable and utterly detestable role) and the second main Japanese villain called Mr. Gruber (his father is Japanese and his mother is German hence the name).

I don’t know who plays the latter but he has a very subtle demeanour to him – very debonair, but whilst displaying a calm menace and holding a stern gaze (kind of like Alan Rickman). His performance climbs this movie from the cinematic trash bin.

The film is quite bad, perhaps due to the editing that was done by Serafim Karalexis but it has barely competent production values such as questionable costuming (why would Chinese martial artists wear the clothes of a Karateka? even though Karate originated from Chinese Kung Fu and was brought over to Japan by a monk {as seen in the Kung Fu epic Duel Of The 7 Tigers}, it’s highly unlikely that the Chinese would adopt the clothing of the Japanese – especially during the era of which the film is set in).

To me, it seems like either a Westerner (Serafim Karalexis) or an oriental not versed in martial arts directed this due to the aforementioned costuming unless the budget was so cheap that they could only afford Karate gis (gis {pronounced gees} being the plural term for gi {pronounced gee} – Karate wear). It seems even more likely that a Westerner was involved with the making of this film as later on when we see what’s meant to be the villain peeping through a hole in the wall with one of his eyes, it’s obvious it’s a caucasian going by the colour of skin, eye and brow.

I’m not sure if Kim Si Hyeon & Godfrey Ho were involved in this like in 5 Pattern Dragon Claws. It may have been Serafix who financed it with Godfrey Ho presenting and Kim directing.

On the topic of collaborations, there’s an actor in this who’s kind of like the Smithers to Yashika’s Burns. The actor sports the typical Hitler-esque mustache and joins Mr Gruber for the final two on one showdown. His full name is Martin Chui Man Fooi (a.k.a. Choi Min Kyu). He must have been great friends with Dragon Lee (as was Yuen Qiu) because they appeared together in the following films: Enter The Invincible Hero, Kung Fu Fever, Dragon’s Snake Fist, Martial Monks Of Shaolin Temple, Golden Dragon Silver Snake, Dragon Lee Vs. The 5 Brothers, The Dragon’s Showdown, Rage Of The Dragon, The Magnificent and Dragon, The Young Master.

Though the cinematic quality of this film is highly dubious, the fight scenes, however, are quite in a league of their own (not exactly worthy of the maverick maestros – Sammo Hung, Lau Kar Leung or Yuen Woo Ping for that matter – but close enough).

Although there’s a strange tendency that the fighters have to throw techniques towards the camera as if it was shot in 3-D (ala Magnificent Bodyguards – the Lo Wei-directed potboiler starring Jackie Chan).

Another tendency that took place was for the henchmen to keep on criss-crossing each other’s paths as they went over to fight someone. The one thing that I liked about the action was this sparring sequence in Dragon’s dojo where he and the opponent are using the animal styles of Kung Fu, this ain’t an usual idea in itself but what was different was that prior to each style being used, the camera would cut to one of the scriptured illustrations on the walls of the dojo illustrating what particular style is beng used i.e. snake, crane, dragon, leopard, eagle and crab.

Some nice trampoline-work, wirework (very little wire use when compared to later offerings of the martial arts genre) and nice use of styles and weaponary.

There’s one piece of weaponary that I’ve never seen before which is basically the martial arts equivalent of baseball gloves except made out of metal but with a sharp rim which is capable of being used as frisbees as well as for short-distance combat when the attacker chooses to wear them rather than throw them.

This allows for some truly innovative never-seen-before choreography and it would be nice to see how this weaponary would translate via the aforementioned choreographers’ lens’, especially in this day & age of New Wave martial arts action which is readily apparent throughout the work of Corey Yuen Kwai and Ching Siu Tung as they seem to embody this current aesthetic.

Another distinctive weapon, which is equally intriguing in its technical mechanical quality and visual splendour when used, is this black orb/bowl-shaped object which shoots out an extremely long spear-like metal (think a hi-tech/martial arts equivalent to a tape measure).

Along the way, throughout the course of the film, we’re treated to some peculiar yet dazzling displays of unorthodox martial arts weaponary such as the soles of one’s pair of shoes that are used as projectiles (think the aforementioned frisbees) and there’s an extendable sword thrown in for good measure.

My favourite fight is one which is unique but cliche. It’s unique in that it hasn’t been done before, but it’s cliche in that it bears all the familiar iconography of the genre thus if you were to show this clip to the average person (much less the martial arts movie fan) then they’d find it quite typical of martial arts movies as the perception of martial arts films amongst the mainstream as that it’s all about ninjas with Samurai swords and some Chinese dude armed with a nunchaku (who has a bare torso and is wearing black trousers, white socks & black pumps) taking them all on single-handed without breaking a tear or sweat.

To be frank, considering the low quality of the film, the only reason why I gave this feature a high rating was based on the never-seen-before young Bruce Lee in movies, the James Ho footage (some very well realized fight scenes) and the very few merits Last Fist Of Fury has (namely the humour, the odd good bit of acting, directing & dialogue and the very well choreographed fight scenes which make up for what’s essentially and primarily a cinematic mess of a monstrosity).

Joseph Kuby’s Rating: 7/10

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Power Force | aka Dragon Force (1982) Review

"Power Force" American VHS Cover

“Power Force” American VHS Cover

Director: Michael Mak Dong Git
Producer: Terence Chang
Cast: Bruce Barron, Bruce Li (aka Ho Chung Tao, James Ho), Mandy Moore, Frances Wong, Olivia Jeng, James Barnett, Randy Channel, Raichard Lau, Molo, Sam Sorono
Running Time: 90 min.

By Perkele

I expected this to be some lame-ass American karate romp, but it turned out to be a fast-paced Hong Kong martial arts spectacle!

Right at the beginning, when you see Bruce Baron training – and a little while later – dealing with some thugs; You already know that this is going to be a fun and stupid film. Yeah, you thought Jeff Falcon looked like an idiot in “The Outlaw Brothers”… well, you just have to think again.

Bruce Baron looks and acts like a retarded moron. His fighting abilities are not perfect, but he succeeds to do some decent moves. He doesn’t even have too much screen time; Mostly it’s the whole Dragon Force fighting at the same time. Bruce Li, the head of the Dragon Force, also looks like a fool with his idiotic parting and everything.

The bad people consist from a few Russian generals [one of which is very large and gets “stuck” every once in a while] and lots of ninjas. All the bad fighters are ninjas, except for that one VERY stupid-looking Bolo Yeung wanna-be.

The fights are nothing but hilarious. The only compliment is that some of them are sped up [with that awful theme music which sounds like it was ripped from some cheap kiddie cartoon]. Bruce Li does a few cool kicks and the others aren’t bad either. Very, very entertaining.

What’s more: the movie has above-average budget for an 80’s HK actioner and funky 70’s style stock music! Let’s not forget the horrendous dubbing…

The plot has a princess (Mandy Moore) kidnapped by the Russians. Government agent Jack Sargeant (Bruce Baron) is sent to cooperate with the infamous Dragon Force. So, naturally he must go to the Tip Toe Forest where he is first attacked by a flute-playing, Chinese chick [who plays the flute without actually playing it!], then a masked samurai warrior, and finally he must show off his staff-swinging ability to Bruce Li. He then becomes a member of Dragon Force and together they blow up [literally] evil ninjas & shit.

Highly recommended.

Perkele’s Rating: 7/10

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New Fist of Fury (1976) Review

"New Fist of Fury" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“New Fist of Fury” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Lo Wei
Cast: Jackie Chan, Nora Miao, Chan Sing, Yim Chung, Lo Wei, Han Ying Chieh, Chiang Kam, Luk Yat Lung, Hon Siu, Lau Ming, Chan Jan, Suen Lam, Cheng Siu Siu, Liu Ping
Running Time: 120 min.

By Joseph Kuby

New Fist of Fury is also known as Fists To Fight.

People refer to this as his first starring role when, in fact, it’s actually his first complete starring role. His first starring role was in The Little Tiger of Canton (or Cub Tiger From Kwan Tong though released internationally as Master With Cracked Fingers) but the film was so cheap that the film never got finished until after Jackie became a superstar with Drunken Master and some shifty producer hired a Chan lookalike and various actors to finish the film.

This ain’t as bad as many others have made it out to be but it’s not an entirely successful effort either.

Jackie is not as charismatic as he is in later films which really doesn’t help. His lack of charisma and screen presence stems from the fact that New Fist of Fury was made before Jackie had an eye operation (among other things like an operation to fix his teeth). More on this later though.

The attempts to mimick Bruce’s Tai Chi movements (or circular arms of death) from the finale of Fist of Fury is ropey to say the least.

According to Jackie, his character Ah Lung is meant to be the brother of Chen Zhen, but I couldn’t spot the connection. He’s a totally independent character who doesn’t bring up his brother in conversation throughout the duration of the entire film. A point is made that he has a mother he’s not aware of (who works as a whore for the villain Akumora as played by Chen Sing) yet we don’t see how Chen Zhen became separated from his family. Chinese Connection 2 my ass!

Heck, even Fist of Fury 2 was a better sequel. You know something’s wrong when you find yourself thinking that A Better Tomorrow 2 comes off as a more coherent and less contrived sequel in comparison!

For all of Lo’s attempts to maintain some kind of consistency, we don’t get to see the other survivors from the Ching Wu school besides Nora Miao’s character; though we’re meant to assume that Chiang Kam (Sammo’s brother in Magnificent Butcher) is playing the stocky comic-relief Ching Wu student Lee Kwan played in the original Fist of Fury.

The scenes involving Nora’a grandfather, Master Su of the Taiwan Ching Wu school, are riddled with moments of awkwardness that detaches one from the mood eerily established from the opening shots. When he gives this speech during a birthday party, we hear this high-pitched voice that presumably belongs to this Chinese opera singer who’s screeching and whining in the background. Speaking of Chinese opera, there’s a scene where Master Su is attending a stage performance when all of a sudden one of the performers (playing real-life hero General Kwan) is attacked by a Japanese, propelling Su (quite literally too) to leap from the back of the audience to the stage where he fights for a few seconds and then dies, standing erect with his eyes open. Apparently he died from instantaneous full-body rigormortis!

There’s also a Japanese general in the film, played by Suen Lam. His role looks like outtakes from Michael Hui’s classic comedy The Warlord.

The movie is a bit cliche, not because the story is by-the-numbers in a child-like join-the-dot fashion but mostly because of the dialogue as there’s a dozen “but still”s and half a dozen “well now”s.

New Fist of Fury is a good example of Han Ying Chieh (a.k.a. Hon Ying Git if you can’t pronounce Chieh) as an action director and I don’t mean that as a compliment. We have some hokey stuff you’d see in a Dragon Lee movie, for instance there’s an attempted assassination scene taking place in this sauna where Akumora catches a throwed knife with his teeth and throws it back to one of his many assailants.

With all the problems that plagued this film’s production, it’s a wonder that it’s watchable.

Nora throws in a noble and dignified performance rather than one that reeks of paycheck quality. Most of the actors here do a decent job. Chen Sing performs admirably well and has an domineering presence that threatens to overwhelm Chan, which is a good thing because you need to have a very good villain in a film like this, the sort of villain that makes you believe the would-be heroes would lose.

Many people note that Jackie’s character is a serious lone avenger who’s far removed from the characters he plays in later films. To be honest, he plays the same underdog character though with the humour being more low-key in comparison to something like Spiritual Kung Fu or Fearless Hyena. Jackie still conveys some subtle comic touches which are reminiscent of his later work. One such touch is seen in the finale when Jackie’s back is pressed against a wall and he slides down to hit the villain in the gut – the sort of slapstickery action Jackie would elaborate on in later films.

Jackie is fairly amiable in this flick and I’ve come to see him as sort of a Chinese Tom Hanks, playing these everyman characters who get themselves into hot water.

Though the film’s attempt at patriotism is heavy-handed, the scene where Jackie bites his finger to write something on his chest in the middle of a patriotic speech leaves a momentous image in the mind.

The production values, while looking bare at first, are quite solid. Not as captivating as some of the set design used for Fist of Fury (in terms of intricate detail) but there’s nice usage of mansions as martial arts schools which really helps to give the film it’s much sought-after epic feel, it certainly brings a larger-than-life quality to the proceedings (though the exteriors of the mansions look a bit like centuries-old universities). The mansions look more impressive than the Ching Wu school seen in Fist of Fury.

One thing I appreciated about this film was that Jackie’s character wasn’t someone who was a martial arts expert straight-from-the-bat, he starts off as a lowly thug who fights in a sloppy street fighting style before training in the martial arts.

Although I never thought Lo Wei was a great director, at best he was a good director, someone capable of directing scenes of a dark nature (like what Bey said in his commentaries, Lo could have been a successful horror/thriller director). Here, Lo shows patience when it comes to setting up the story and developing the characters (even if the pace does plod a bit) rather than just having a fight scene take place every five minutes.

I liked the addition of the Japanese femme fatale (as played by Cheng Siu Siu a.k.a. Jeng Sau Sau). She’s not as intimidating or sexy looking as Yukari Oshima (much less Michiko Nishiwaki), but she comes close and gets the job done efficiently. Some of the best fight scenes in the movie are due to her mastery of the fighting arts.

Another thing I appreciated about this film was that the filmmakers didn’t try to cop-out for the sake of political correctness by having Jeng and Chan not go toe-to-toe, which would have been one-sided. It’s atypical for Chan to fight women in his films so it was a nice touch to what could have been a predictable film, though be warned it doesn’t match the greatness of the final fight in Armour of God where Jackie takes on a quartet of Amazonian women.

If there’s anything frustrating or teeth-gratingly annoying about this movie, it’s that we never get to see Nora Miao and Jeng Sau Sau fight!! WHAT THE HELL??!!

If this was directed by Sammo Hung or any other director who had more than two brain cells in his or her head, then we would have had Nora & Jeng going at it! (not in the same way you horny hounds are thinking of, hehe)

Nitpicking aside, Korean kicker Kwan Yung Moon (the muscular tyrant in Lau Kar Leung’s {or Liu Chia Liang’s} My Young Auntie) is in this. He would go on to be the villain in Jackie’s films Fearless Hyena 2, Dragon Lord and Project A. He’s done better than this flick though, he never uses his skills to a high degree as he does in Return To The 36th Chamber, Kung Fu Zombie, Fighting Ace, The Loot, Shaolin Plot, The Dead & The Deadly, Ninja In The Dragon’s Den and Hell’z Windstaff.

It’s clear that Jackie had an involvement in some of the fight sequences, exceptionally the scenes involving his usage of the three sectional staff (a weapon that’s sorely underused in cinema) which he then uses as a nunchaku during the final fight against Chen Sing, who adopts the usage of sai knives (Japanese daggers). Though it’s not really saying much, his clash against Sing is the best fight in the film and it was nice seeing two famous stars of the genre go head-to-head.

Watching this film for the second time in seven years was a relevation for me as the previous UK (VHS) version was cut by three minutes so I never got to see Jackie swing the nunchuks (not the makeshift one Jackie uses in the final reel).

Hon Ying Git does some impressive moves with the sort of capability which far exceeds people of his age – he looks better here than he does in The Big Boss, where he looked effective playing as Bruce’s arch nemesis.

Not one of Chan’s best efforts. It’s definately his worst film with Lo Wei, though he’s probably not as miscast here as he was in Lo’s Killer Meteors.

If there was ONE beneficial thing that I got from this flick it’s that Lo Wei had a major influence on the development of Jackie’s rising star as the eye operation he ordered Jackie to undergo would enhance his charisma and allow Jackie to express himself as an actor more vividly and convincingly, becoming more of an animated actor whose emotions would translate to worldwide audiences. Think about it, without Lo, Jackie would never have become that big of a star if it wasn’t for the operation. Undeniably the best thing Lo Wei did for Jackie, but people usually don’t give it much attention and assume it was because Jackie was younger as to why he looked different.

His films wouldn’t be endurable to sit through if he didn’t have that level of charisma that Lo’s financed operation afforded him. A lot of the appeal for Chan’s films stems from the universal quality of the characters he plays and the way he acts, so watching New Fist of Fury made me appreciate Lo Wei’s involvement in Chan’s film career.

Something to contemplate when thinking about his entire film career.

History of Production

Jackie was working in Canberry, Australia (as a construction worker and kitchen assistant in a local Chinese restaurant, whilst living with his parents) after being disillusioned with the amount of work he was getting in Hong Kong. He was still in correspondence with certain people in Hong Kong (like Sammo and Biao) to let him know that he moved. Among these correspondents was Willie Chan (his future manager) who gave Jackie his business card after seeing Jackie perform as Mr. Suzuki’s stunt double for the final death blow Bruce Lee delivers in Fist of Fury.

When Jackie was working in Australia, Willie had just left Cathay to work as a general manager at a then-new production company formed by the millionaire director Lo Wei (a.k.a. William Lowe). After Bruce’s tragic death, the martial arts film industry had suffered greatly and only so much stuntmen could be hired for films (leaving a fair amount of stuntmen to end up on the streets – usually having to work for Triads). Luckily for Lo, he had enough of a reputation to land on his feet, going into business on his own (though Lo Wei was once believed by most to be a high-ranking member of the Sun Yi On Triad which, according to authorities, has 45,000 members).

Whilst Lo Wei had done plenty of movies after Bruce’s demise, the closest thing to a big hit (or anything as big as Bruce’s movies) was Back Alley Princess – a romantic action comedy starring Angela Mao Ying, Polly Shang Kwan, Sam & Michael Hui (minus Ricky, who can be seen in Project A 2 as one of the police officers who gets the wrong impression of Chan which results in a fight scene where Ricky ends up having a dirty face). Back Alley Princess was so successful (Polly won Golden Horse award for best actress) that there was a sequel shot in San Franciso (and it contained a black face gag courtesy of Sam and Polly which is less justified and more tasteless than what Sammo did in Enter The Fat Dragon). The sequel has three alternate titles – Chinatown Capers, Chinese Enforcers and Back Alley Princess in Chinatown.

However, his first big project was going to be a remake of Fist of Fury, his most successful film ever, with Lo & Angela bringing back their roles and with Hon Ying Git brought back as the fight co-ordinator. Regardless of the well-intended consistency (a surprise given the nature of “in-name-only” sequels in Hong Kong, especially during the exploitative era of the 70s), the problem was that the original was successful for one reason, and one reason only – Bruce Lee – and no other action star was big enough at the time to step into Siu Lung’s shoes. No one could convince Lo that this was true as he presumed that any half-decent fighter could be successfully plugged into the lead role.

The first step towards casting Chan was actually a telegram that came while Jackie was plodding along a typical day’s work down under. After arriving home exhausted, as per usual, Jackie read a telegram which stated that Willie had wanted to give him a call about a job. The originating address of the telegram was Lo Wei Productions, Ltd.

At that time, Jackie was known as Yuen Lung. The name is what Sammo was using at Yu Jim-Yuen’s peking opera school before he got into the movies, but since Sammo wasn’t referred to as Yuen Lung anymore Jackie swiped it.

As to the origins of the Jackie name, Jacky was the name given to him by the construction workers he was working with (at first he was called Little Jack by a similarly named construction worker who was later referred to as Big Jack). Jackie’s original anglo name was Paul (an anglicized if slang variation on his name Ah Pao or Pao-Pao, which means cannonball due to how heavy he weighed when he was born). Paul was a name given to him by the English-speaking staff of the Australian embassy his parents were working for. The name Jacky stuck for his films with Lo Wei until he worked with Golden Harvest who decided to make his name even more anglicized, hence Jackie.

Anyhoo, back to Willie’s casting directorial duties, he was keen to know as to whether Jackie was available. Jackie didn’t want to come off as being a typical “trying-so-hard-to-be-famous-wannabe” so he claimed he retired from the industry (which was half true) before Willie retorted that Jackie was too young to retire. When Jackie was told what the project was, his reaction was a mixed bag. Conflictingly, Jackie didn’t want to stand in Bruce’s shadow but working on a remake of Lee’s blockbuster hit (that struck the biggest chord with local audiences) sounded like a terrific opportunity.

Jackie was also baffled as to why they would want someone from overseas (perhaps because all of the leading lights were unavailable or uninterested). Not wanting to come off as desperate, Chan agreed to do it if the money was right but Willie countered that they could only pay him HK$ 3000 (US$ 400) per month with an extra HK$ 3000 at the completion of each movie (which was meagre in comparison to the US$ 1000 per month Jackie was making with his then current two jobs); Willie reasoned that the salary was fair seeing as how they were taking a risk casting an unknown actor as the lead. It was the company’s first gig among other things too! As a bonus, Jackie would be promised to be given a plane ticket to go to Hong Kong (with shooting starting two weeks after they spoke on the phone).

After juggling, in his head, the two bleak possibilities of whether he could survive in Hong Kong on that kind of money or if he should dedicate the rest of his life in Australia peeling vegetables, Jackie decided that he’d figure out what to do about money when it became a problem and at least he could quit his lousy job at the restaurant (he particularly enjoyed the prospect of telling his boss to shove the vegetables up where the sun doesn’t shine – I wonder if the chef was as bad as infamous UK celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey).

 

 

Pre-Production

Willie’s perceptions of this project was that it would be “very big, enormous” whilst admitting to Lo that Jackie’s not what you’d call good-looking. One prospect Willie had envisioned was that New Fist of Fury would be taken to Cannes for international distribution. Despite Lo’s company only existing for three weeks, Jackie was assured the company had phenomenal potential. This, in spite of the fact that other than Lo Wei as marquee director and producer, the full-time staff consisted of Willie – who was hired as general manager a week before Jackie arrived – and a few administrative personnel. Everyone else in the company’s small Kowloon offices was a contract worker, hired on a project-by-project basis or signed to a short-term deal. Willie acknowledged the company’s miniscule budget, admitting that they weren’t quite working with top-of-the-line facilities.

One of the producers for the film was Jimmy Shaw though he’s credited under the more formal James. He was the producer who spotted James Ho and produced Fist of Fury 2, Bruce Lee Against Supermen and Exit The Dragon Enter The Tiger with Ho as the lead.

Jackie had contrasting thoughts about working with Lo Wei, he’d seen how Bruce & Lo were like chalk & cheese (quite fittingly put too) on the set of Fist of Fury, but he was also a bit starstruck at the idea of working with a filmmaker who had played such an important role in Hong Kong’s cinematic history.

Though it was referred to as a remake by the makers of the film in that it was a completely new story, it was also perceived as a sequel in that the story followed on from the original with Nora Miao’s character maintaining that consistency. Lo wanted Jackie’s name to be similar to Bruce’s, one that gave him a firm standing lifting him above other genre stars. After several possible screen names contemplated, Willie chimed in with Sing Lung (which means “already a dragon”) which is why Jackie is known as Chan Sing Lung.

 

 

Principal Photography

Any trepid feelings Jackie had about filling in Bruce Lee’s shoes were momentarily erased as he was filled with excitement when shooting began on New Fist of Fury. He woke up early, ate a big breakfast and nearly ran over to the set. Willie (who was the executive producer of the film) was already there, deep in discusiion with the director of photography. Lo, of course, wouldn’t get there until much later in the morning. There seemed to have been some agitation in Willie’s usually serene features so Jackie trotted up to him to find out what was wrong. Apparently, Hon Yin Git had suffered an accident which brought up concern as to whether they should hold up production to find a new stunt co-ordinator. Jackie stepped in and his pay salary was raised to HK$ 9000 (US$ 1160 and 57 cents). Willie reasoned that since Jackie was a rookie actor but an experienced stunt co-ordinator, the fee was fair.

If anything good was to come out of the movie it would be that Jackie became friends with Nora Miao, who he described as beautiful and very kind. Jackie had worked with actresses before, some very big names (whether they be devilish divas, pretentious prima donnas or sweet starlets), but New Fist of Fury marked the first time Jackie had worked with a star as a peer. Nora was gracious enough to help him with his lines and was very easy to work with when it came to the action scenes (no complaints of not having the right complimentary angles or broken nails here). Admittedly, she wasn’t a martial artist but she was willing, flexible, athletic and she carried off her fight sequences quite gracefully.

Jackie, on the other hand, felt he was awkward and stiff as an actor. Though Jackie did have previous acting experience before (like a somewhat decent supporting role in John Woo’s Hand of Death), part of the problem concerning his thespianmanship was his discomfort with the role he was expected to play – intense and angry, a screaming demon with a heart full of vengeance. Lo obviously wanted Jackie to be the new Bruce and it went against Jackie’s whole personality. The experience became frustrating and Jackie knew he wasn’t living up to his full potential.

Working with Lo Wei day by day was turning into a grueling experience, not just for Jackie but for everyone involved. From the moment Lo arrived on set, fury was unleashed onto anyone within an inch of his radius. He was always seen to be in a nasty mood, screaming at everyone within earshot, even driving poor Nora to the brink of tears with one of his tirades (Heck, not even Wong Jing is like this {my attempt to show that Jing is not a hack like Wei} as Jing is usually in a happy, overly jovial mood on set so as to ensure relaxation from the people he’s working with and to increase the level of enthusiasm {and thus the work ethic} of the people he’s working with).

After several hours of throwing tantrums, Lo left the set in a rage, ordering the cinematographer to finish the day’s shooting by himself. Most of the afternoon’s shots were fight scenes anyway, so JC found himself in the unusual position of serving as action & acting director, suggesting set-ups and camera positions to the bemused D.P. (director of photography). Even Willie acknowledged the dire situation to Jackie when they were at a quiet local bar, drinking beer and trying to release the tensions of the day. Willie told Jackie that the Bruceploitation scenario wasn’t just happening in Hong Kong but all over Asia as producers travelled to Korea, Malaysia, China, everywhere – telling people, “Hello, you look a little bit like Bruce Lee; come on, I’ll sign you up.”

That day also marks a turning point for the two Chans as Willie observed Jackie’s take on the situation (and a hint of his newfound soon-to-be-developed niche persona), as Chan mocked the imitators, leaping off his stool and striking a mock ferocious pose “Here comes the new martial arts hero, Bruce Liu! I mean Bruce Lai! Bruce Leung!” all whilst hopping from foot to foot, shadow-boxing and pulling shapes before proclaiming “Bruce Table! Bruce Lamp! Bruce Chair!” Shouting a bloodcurling war cry ala Lee, Jackie slammed his fist down on the bar, then faked a scream of pain, shaking his hand in mock agony (the prototypical example of JC’s style of action that he would use for the umpteenth in interviews aplenty). Stumbling backward, he fell into his chair, tipped it over, and rolled into an upsidedown position, then stood up holding the seat of his pants as if he’d ripped them (a gag he’d used in Drunken Master) as he conveyed a mock embarrassed expression on his face.

Then, as if nothing happened at all, Jackie sat back at the bar and drained his drink. Willie, who’d looked shocked when Jackie began his antics, was now laughing and applauding silently.

Post Production

Lo was so angry there wasn’t even a wrap-up party to celebrate the completion of the film.

Instead he concentrated on getting the film edited and released in cinemas as soon as possible, so as to reach the deadline for the film’s release on the 7th August 1976 (it was perceived that the summer season would guarantee at least enough success to cover costs).

Editing the film was no problem though there was concern that the film was long (almost breaking the two hour limit) and that the pacing of the film didn’t allow for enough fights. Lo balked at anyone else’s suggestions and retorted “If people want nothing but fights they can watch boxing matches, a film has to have narrative and character development – it can’t be fighting all the time!”

There had been dilemmas as to which characters should be focused on, particularly whether the film should be centred around Jackie or around Nora. On one hand, Nora is Bruce’s girlfriend from Fist of Fury and people watching this movie would be watching it for the Fist of Fury connection. On the other hand, there was Chan’s character who (in both the storyline of the film and behind the scenes) was being set up as the next Bruce Lee.

Lo decided to place equal emphasis on both hence the running time for the film.

 

 

Distribution & Exhibition

Lo Wei had a hard time getting this film released in cinemas without the scornful and scrutinizing eye of the critics. The trailers advertising Jackie as the new Bruce did nothing to pull back people’s derisive nature towards the film.

Even though Lo was a big name (as was Nora Miao and Chen Sing), the Hong Kong movie distributors were weary of Chan and didn’t think the public would except him due to him not being as charismatic as the other stars of the time.

Wei had a hard time securing distribution in Japan as the audiences loved Bruce Lee over there (even moreso than Hong Kong audiences as seen if one was to view the box office statistics of Bruce’s film releases in Japan – their success on TV & home video releases go through the roof). The distributors told Lo that the audiences would be cynical of Chan and very few would accept any exploitative imitation of Bruce Lee (bar Enter The Fat Dragon of course, which made lots of money in Japan) unless the film was of a very high quality, something the distributor thought New Fist of Fury lacked. So the film was never released theatrically in Japan.

There’s a certain irony to be found here as even James Ho’s efforts were getting distribution in Japan due to the fact that they were either perceived as documentaries or films which went outside the genre (take for instance Interpol, The Three Avengers, Bruce Li in New Guinea or Soul Brothers of Kung Fu) with the exception of Bruce Lee Against Supermen which (despite ever-so-slight nods to the Kato character which Bruce immortalized in the Green Hornet series) became something of a cult classic in Japan.

An even bigger irony is that whilst Jackie continued to churn out paltry potboilers for Lo, which weren’t making much money in Hong Kong, he was getting secured distribution in Japan since each newer film from the two moved away further from the Bruceploitation genre. Again, Magnificent Bodyguards was the exception as the film was denied theatrical distribution because the film’s score borrowed from that of Star Wars, which became a part of the Japanese public’s lives (Star Wars producer Gary Kurtz attended a screening of the film in Japan and noted that the audience liked Star Wars so much that there was complete silence – at first he thought it was a flop until a Japanese businessman told him otherwise).

So if Magnificent Bodyguards had been released in theaters at that time, chances of derogative backlash would have been high and would have potentially furthered Jackie into obscure oblivion as far as the consciousness of the Japanese audiences were concerned.

But back to New Fist of Fury, Jackie & Wei were sitting in the office of Lo Wei Productions, Ltd.

The offices based there consisted of a few tables with beat-up phones which were scattered around the front of the room. A middle-aged receptionist would usually be seen sitting at one of them, reading a wrinkled newspaper. The walls were decorated with posters from movies made during Lo’s golden days (surprisingly none of the posters featured Bruce). At the far end of the room there was a folding screen which blocked off a sort of open-air office (Lo’s office) and usually a thick fog of smoke from behind the screen turned the sunlight streaming through the dirty windows into a hazy shade of blue. Jackie revealed that when he first entered the company there was open space that might have been a converted storage loft, and probably was.

Anyway, Jackie and Wei were as nervous as Bruce and Raymond was prior to seeing people’s reactions to The Big Boss.

Their nerves were on edge, waiting for Willie to arrive with the box office returns. Lo was puffing madly away on one of his infernal cigars (and this guy died of heart failure?!). Jackie was briskly sweeping the office floor with an old straw broom, working off his own anxiety. It wasn’t his job, nor did he do it out of Lo’s request, but he did it out of habit (something Jackie does even now when he’s present at his own headquarters and when no-one’s looking).

By the time Jackie finished sweeping and emptied the waste baskets, Willie had arrived with some morbid news. After throwing his coat onto a chair and expressing a feeling of disappointment on his face, Lo demanded why Willie was wearing a frown on his face and said “Don’t just stand there like a fool; give us the news!”, Willie quoted a figure that sent Lo flying into a fit. “You gotta be kidding me,” Wei said. Willie stared at Lo without blinking, until the director finally tossed his cigar butt into the nearby trash can (which Jackie had previously emptied) and stomped the door, slamming the door behind him, before going down stairs.

Jackie had already experienced this kind of problem before with previous films (minus Hand of Death) and told Willie that his luck hadn’t changed and he might as well return to Australia before Lo Wei’s budding film company goes bankrupt. Willie reassured him that things will be fine despite Lo’s little tantrum, especially if they make the film’s cost back in Southeast Asia (Willie has mentioned numerous times in the past that he has been very good at being in charge of sales).

Arguably, Willie must have succeeded at his claim of recuperating the costs because Lo was able to make nine more films with Chan.

As for Cannes, well… let’s just say that international (i.e. non Asian) distributors attending the festivals weren’t particularly eager to pick up the film for release. Whilst Lo’s name (or rather his association with Bruce Lee) was big enough to secure a showing at the Cannes film festival in 1977, it was coldly received despite critics acknowledging that it had more plot development than the average Kung Fu movie. The French title for the film is La Nouvelle Fureur De Vaincre (New Fury To Overcome).

After that, the film was relegated to grindhouse and drive-in movie theaters!

Joseph Kuby’s Rating: 6/10


By Numskull

Our story begins After the Chinese Connection,
A mistitled release Under Lo Wei’s direction.

A gaggle of gunmen Ventilated Bruce Lee.
(You think that’s bad? Imagine the autopsy!)

So three people from Shanghai, Two bros and a sis,
Decide to get even, Cuz revenge is sweet bliss.

The three have a grampa Who’s a big rebel cheese.
“Can we join the rebellion, Please grampa please?”

They arrive in Taiwan Where those Japs have a perch.
They’re looking for rebels, And if need be they’ll strip search!

That’s bad enough, But what REALLY sucks
Is that Jackie the thief Swipes Bruce Lee’s nunchucks!

So when they find him lying Half dead in a ditch,
They say: “Give ’em back, You son of a bitch!”

His dad is a loser And his mom is a whore,
And he won’t learn kung fu Cuz he says it’s a bore.

Still, Jackie’s invited To a big birthday bash.
Grampa is now eighty (“When he croaks, we’ll get cash!”)

The celebration commences, Then Nakamura walks in.
He’s at war with our heroes And determined to win!

Nakamura won’t rest Until all kung fu schools
Change their names to his And play by his rules!

Grampa is furious At his lack of class.
“You dare crash my party? I’ll kick Japanese ass!”

But then his heart fails And no one knows CPR
(Why must good guys die? For this course, it’s par…).

The siblings want justice! They re-open the school
But they’re given trouble By some traitorous fool.

He tells Nakamura That this school said words
That degraded Japan (Those miserable turds!).

They need a great fighter To repel the Japs’ raid,
So they drag in Jackie And say “Lend us your aid!”

He replies: “What could make you Expect that of ME?
I’m just a thief, ma’am… I ain’t no Bruce Lee!”

Then Nakamura shows up And crosses the line…
He has his bitch-daughter Smash up their sign!

Now Jackie is ripped! He trains long and hard.
As a top kung fu student, He’ll be their Trump card.

Then, early one morning, The Japs must hunt rebels.
“No time for breakfast? I need Fruity Pebbles!”

When our heroes are questioned, They all say: “Who, me?”
While Jackie’s old pop Helps the real rebels flee.

That’s the last straw! Nakamura is pissed!
(The upcoming fight scene Is not to be missed!)

“Kung fu school leaders, Come to my place,
So I can lay down the law And close this damn case!

You Chinese weaklings, I give you a choice:
Submit to my whims, Or protest with your voice.

But be ready to fight If you go for the latter…
My top two students Will have your head on a platter!

Some guy takes them on, But he doesn’t last long –
The Japs kick his ass Cuz he’s not very strong.

Fat boy to the rescue! Into battle he leaps!
He’s fighting for freedom! He’s playing for keeps!

Then the guy with the mustache Saves his overweight butt,
And then must do battle With that Japanese slut!

The bitch does him in And it’s looking bad,
Until Jackie steps in– What a virtuous lad!

He emerges victorious! Nakamura’s in shock!
He screams at young Jackie! His reply? “SUCK MY (Charms blow-pop.)

Nakamura cuts loose! They fight tooth and nail!
But Jackie looks tired– Will evil prevail?

The villainous Japs Have a trick up their sleeves…
If Jackie’s the winner, He’ll be shot as he leaves!

He gets knocked downstairs And faces some guys Whose swords save them not
— They’re swatted like flies! Nakamura won’t stop!

He smacks Jackie around!
Our hero falls next to A sword on the ground!

His feet seize the blade! “Enough of this shit!!”
He skewers the Jap Like a pig on a spit!!!

Nakamura is dead! The rebels all cheer!
And then Jackie’s voice Is heard loud and clear:

“Come, Chinese people! There’s no time to delay!
We must all step outside And get blown away!”

This movie can drag At two hours long,
But it’s still pretty good, Don’t get me wrong.

It’s well worth the wait For the last of the fighting,
And here’s where I stop Cuz I’m tired of writing!

Numskull’s Rating: 6/10

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Young Tiger | aka Little Tiger (1971) Review

"Young Tiger" US DVD Cover

“Young Tiger” US DVD Cover

Director: Wu Ma
Producer: Cheung Ying
Cast: Mang Fei, Maggie Lee (Lam Lam), Stanley Fung (Sui Faan), Chen Yan Yan, Dean Shek Tin, Wong Pau Gei, Lau Kar Wing, Mars, Wong San, Fung Hak On, Ho Pak Kwong, Yeung Hung, Yip Wing Cho, Wu Ma, Law Keung
Running Time: 87 min.

By Joe909

I have to thank MPM for telling me about this movie; a few months ago, he and I were talking about old-school kung-fu flicks, and I said that the ones both made and set in the 1970s were my favorites. He informed me of Young Tiger, which I’d never heard of (at least, I thought I’d never heard of it). A month or so later I got my copy from HKFlix, and enjoyed the film. Then, just a few days later, I was scanning through an old video tape I hadn’t played in years. Stuff I’d taped off of TV in ’97, six years ago. I was surprised to see the first half of a kung-fu movie, halfway through the tape. Apparently something I’d taped a few minutes of late one night, but never got around to watching. Guess what movie it was? You got it: Young Tiger. As Bart Simpson once said, “The ironing is delicious.”

Here we have Shen Sin, the Young Tiger of the title. I should mention that even though that’s the name of the film, Shen is actually called “Little Tiger” in the movie. It’s pretty damn sad when US distributors can’t even get the name of the movie right, but that’s just part of the charm of old school flicks. Shen’s a hotheaded kung-fu nut who gets in over his head: during a friendly bout with a braggart rich punk, Shen beats the guy around, only to witness him being murdered later by thugs who’ve come to collect money. The thugs beat up Shen as well, murdering the rich kid and setting up Shen as the fall guy.

Shen’s arrested, and even though the cops grill him, he never mentions the thugs who killed the punk, he just keeps insisting he didn’t kill anyone. This is perplexing, but it doesn’t matter anyway, because Shen gets out of custody in one of the most inept and ridiculous escapes I’ve seen. Basically, he rolls over a table (very slowly, I should add), kicks a few cops, runs for a door, and half a second later, he’s scott free out on the street. No one even chases after him. Just imagine if this method was used in “The Great Escape;” the film would’ve only been 5 minutes long.

Shen meets up with his girlfriend, and tells her he’s going to clear his name. Meanwhile, the CID inspector Shen escaped from is out searching for him, and in a related plot, we see the gangster boss who ordered the murder of the punk and set up Shen. This guy apparently whores out his woman to blackmail rich guys. So we get to see this, with the chick sleeping with a heavyset guy. I should mention that we get full-on nudity here, something rarely seen in old kung-fu movies. The woman bares all; it’s almost too much to take, because she isn’t in the best shape. Most memorable (and by “most memorable” I mean “most mentally scarring”) is when she bends over in front of the camera, and we see that she needs a little trimming, if you know what I mean. Actually, make that a LOT of trimming. I guess it’s safe to say this is the uncut version of the movie.

The kung-fu fights are mostly old-school brawls, so don’t expect any well-choreographed, slick mayhem. Instead, guys basically just beat each other senseless. Shen Sin (aka Mang Fei) is a pretty good martial artist all around, but sometimes it’s clear that the actors he’s working with aren’t. You’ll see the occasional too-slow punch or kick aimed at Shen’s head, one that he can easily duck or counterattack. The fights pick up as the movie progresses, with the final 30 minutes being one fight after another. Probably the best action scene is when Shen Sin takes on 3 specialists on the rooftop of a multi-level parking garage. Unfortunately this isn’t the climactic battle, as there are several more afterwards, but this one packs more punch than any of the others, and looks like the most planning was put into it.

It wouldn’t be old-school if it didn’t have a funky soundtrack, and Young Tiger’s is pretty funky throughout. The music ranges from stoner-induced acid rock to Schaffrin-sounding orchestral score to break-filled grooves; sometimes it sounds like all three at the same time. The theme song is a weird mix of breaks, acid rock, and country twang. It’s no “Theme from Black Belt Jones” or “Theme from Master of the Flying Guillotine,” but it’ll do.

DVD-wise, the film print is crisp, clean, and widescreen. There aren’t any special features to speak of; the only perk is chapter selection. The audio’s mostly good, but there’s a little fuzziness around the edges. No subtitles, and it’s all English-dubbed. Shaw Brothers fans and old-school viewers will no doubt recognize many of the voices featured. The DVD’s pretty inexpensive, it doesn’t look like a bootleg like most other old-school releases, and it features the uncut version of the movie. So if you want to see Young Tiger, this is certainly the way to go (even though, for some reason, the manufacturers have placed a photo of a Shaolin monk on the cover). The film isn’t the best funky ’70s chop sockey (I’d say that honor goes to Chang Cheh’s “Chinatown Kid”), but if you want 90 minutes of bell bottom fury, you could do worse.

Joe909’s Rating: 6.5/10

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Too Many Ways to Be Number One (1997) Review

"Too Many Ways To Be Number One" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“Too Many Ways To Be Number One” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Wai Ka-Fai
Producer: Johnnie To
Cast: Lau Ching-Wan, Francis Ng, Carman Lee, Ruby Wong, Cheung Tat-Ming, Tsui Kam-Kong, Joe Cheng, Matthew Chow, Sung Boon-Chung
Running Time: 90 min.

By Joe909

This was the first Milkyway Image movie I saw, and it’s still one of their very best. Hong Kong movies are known for being fast-paced, but Too Many Ways is faster-paced than most. The ideas, plots, and crazed situations that are stuffed into its compact, 90-minute frame are each interesting enough to fill up their own movie.

To give a better review of the film, I need to enter spoiler territory. So here we go: Lau Ching-Wan is Kau, a 32 year old, small-time rascal who’s hounded by fellow rascal Bo to go along on a crime-trip to Central China with a gang Bo has recently put together (incidentally, one of the gang members is identical to Sean Lennon, even wearing the same, geeky glasses). However, Kau (as we see in the very end of the movie) has recently had his fortune told, and the prediction was that he would soon be asked to go to either Taiwan or Central China. Depending upon his choice, Kau’s life could take either of two turns: good or bad.

Too Many Ways shows us what would happen with each choice. In the first, Kau goes to Central China. It’s a botchery from the beginning: the gang robs a massage parlor, Bo gets run over by a car in their escape, the guys later bury Bo behind a wall (with his pager), and, once they get to China, not only do they lose another member, but they find that the people they were to meet are owed money by Bo. The guys later hook up with Bo’s ex-wife, who tells them about a new job coming up. This job is just as botched as the last. By the end of this 30-minute segment, everyone is dead, including Kau.

The next section shows us what happens if Kau refuses Bo’s offer. It picks up with the massage parlor scene from earlier, however this time Kau offers all the money he has to pay for the exorbitant bill. Kau doesn’t go to China with the rest of the gang, but Matt (Francis Ng), another member who did not go with the others, pleads with Kau to come with him to Taiwan, where Matt has been offered the job of killing a triad leader. This job has a better ending for Kau than the previous one, but that’s not to say that he doesn’t get messed up pretty badly, or doesn’t eat any dog sh*t (!).

Probably the only problem with Too Many Ways To Be No. 1 is that the second half pales in comparison to the first. The opening 30 minutes of this movie contains some of the most energetic, hilarious scenes ever written. Guys jabbering in pidgin English as they die. A woman dying of an orgasm. Crooks stopping by the local convenience store to casually pick up pantyhose, to wear as masks in their robbery. Blood actually getting on the camera in the ensuing fight. So much stuff happens in this opening half that it seems impossible for the movie to keep up the breakneck pace, and it doesn’t: the second half is much slower, and longer as well. But that isn’t to say that it’s no less original; it’s just not as crazed.

Wai Kai-Fai wrote and directed the movie, and he’s a genius. His directing style isn’t the assured smoothness of Johnnie To; instead, it’s just as chaotic and novel as the script. The camera goes everywhere, hanging off the ceiling, going upside-down, swinging back and forth. The colors in the movie are also strange: they’re so harsh that sometimes you can barely see what’s going on. I doubt this is from a poor dvd/vcd transfer, as even the film print I saw had a crazy color scheme. The music too is great: it sounds like a cross between bachelor-pad muzak and trip-hop. This side of a Raymond Wong score, it’s the best music I’ve heard in an HK movie.

This is the kind of movie that demands many viewings. Each time you’ll notice or figure out something new: like, why Kau looks at his hands in each story, or how some characters have the same fate, regardless of Kau’s decision, or who that car almost hits in the second story, the one that ran over Bo in the first.

Too Many Ways To Be No. 1 is a great introduction to Milkway: it has Lau Ching-Wan, the rest of the cast is great, and its like nothing you’ve seen before. Milkyway is known for deconstructing crime movies, but they’ve never done anything as close to deconstruction as Too Many Ways. Most of the movie is in Mandarin, too, which is unusual for an HK production. But regardless, this film comes highly recommended. It’s so cool, it not only refers to Bruce Lee (“32 is an important age for a man. I’m 32. You’re 32. Bruce Lee was 32 when he died.”), but there are also posters of Bruce Lee hanging from the walls in the massage parlor.

Joe909’s Review: 9.5/10


By Numskull

Wow. I can’t remember the last time so much stuff took place in a mere 91 minutes. Maybe it’s never happened before. That would be right in character for this movie, because it’s fresh and original in the best senses of those much-abused terms.

Lau Ching-Wan heads a fine cast in what is, essentially, a gangster story (not “another” gangster story, mind you). The focus isn’t on gunplay or revenge, though. The focus is on knocking the viewer on his or her duff with some truly awesome camera work. The camera…they eye through which we observe this rogue’s gallery of buffoons and badasses in their doomed endeavors to rake in the bucks any way they can, so long as it’s not legal…is almost like a character in and of itself; it sways from side to side on a dance floor, stoops down low when a guy scampers down a hallway on all fours, and whips back and forth between Point A and Point B during tense moments, like a person standing there, looking around, trying to figure out what to do. Cinematography like this emphasizes artistry and dramatic impact over technical know-how but manages to avoid the look and feel of a poorly shot family reunion (or a Blair Witch Project).

The viewer manipulation really is uncanny. A shootout in the dark, lit up only sporadically by random gunfire, creates a dizzying, strobe light-like effect. A robbery in the early going is filmed upside-down, thus emphasizing the chaos and confusion of the moment. And one scene that makes you want to shout “WHAT’S GOING ON, DAMMIT?!?” depicts a bunch of people with horrified expressions running out of frame to the site of…ah, that’s the beauty of it: the viewer is the last one to find out exactly what happens, because the camera refuses to move until everybody else is aware of the situation.

A comparison to Reservoir Dogs and/or Pulp Fiction could easily be made for two reasons. One is because this film disregards proper chronological order in favor of dynamic storytelling. The other is because, although plenty of violence is implied and there are many potentially explosive situations, the amount of carnage that actually gets shown really isn’t that high. The category III rating is probably more due to the “death by excessive fornication” scene.

But you know what? F*ck that sh*t. Too Many Ways To Be Number One is far superior to anything with Tarantino at the helm, if not in polish then certainly in artistic merit and overall entertainment value. I’m more reminded of the work of Danny Boyle (director of the under-rated Shallow Grave and the over-rated Trainspotting).

Like I said before, a whole lot of sh*t transpires in this movie, given its short length. When all is said and done, you feel like much more time than an hour and a half has elapsed due to all of the different directions in which the plot/plots goes/go. If the same story had been shot in Hollywood, the film would have turned out 20 or 25 minutes longer…maybe even more. As is, though, Too Many Ways To Be Number One doesn’t bottle-feed the viewer. The film makers apparently thought highly enough of the audience to trust them not to get lost. This may actually be the movie’s biggest downfall; it tries to accomplish too much, tries to tell too big a tale, for its limited duration. The subtitles compound this problem; the DVD from City Laser has blurry, white, VHS-style text instead of the remastered greatness to be expected from some of the other labels, and as usual, you just know that some of the intricacies of the script get lost in translation. This isn’t a catastrophic flaw; just a warning that you’ll most likely have to hit the pause button a few times to keep up. And, at the very least, the subtitles don’t get chopped off at the bottom of the screen like they do on so many poorly-produced video tapes.

One last thing…the music. Holy sh*t. This may be the catchiest music I’ve ever heard in a movie. Quirky and in-your-face (well, ears actually) but not abrasive. My foot took on a life of its own, it did.

All in all, a bold and thoroughly amusing movie worth seeing more than once. Don’t watch it while you’re tripping, though. No telling what sort of sh*t might go through that cavernous head of yours.

Numskull’s Rating: 8/10


By Vic Nguyen

Milky Way Image partner Wai Ka-fai embarks on his next directorial product with this superbly written, brilliantly filmed black comedy that is unquestionably another in a long line of masterpieces from the Milky Way Film Group. Here, Lau Ching-wan and Francis Ng Chun-yu lead a cast of characters that can’t seem to avoid unfortunate obstacles and mindnumbing situations in their quest for success among the triad ranks.

Despite the exemplary performances from a diverse cast (including underrated performer Tsui Kam-kong), the real star of this film is the camera, which is experiment personified. From filming an action sequence completely upside down to shooting a gunfight in complete darkness (with the gunfire providing the only illumination), there are no boundaries set to where the camera can go. It’s dizzying in a way, but in the end, the film ultimately benefits from this display of rich, exciting, avant garde-ish brand of movie-making, a trend which has become increasingly rare in today’s age of filmmaking.

The bottom line, a must see masterpiece that becomes increasingly entertaining upon multiple viewings.

Vic Nguyen’s Rating: 10/10

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Good, The Bad, The Weird, The (2008) Review

"The Good, The Bad, The Weird" US Theatrical Poster

“The Good, The Bad, The Weird” US Theatrical Poster

Director: Kim Ji-woon
Cast: Song Kang-ho, Lee Byung-hun, Jung Woo-sung, Yoon Je-moon as Byeong-choon, Ryoo Seung-soo as Man-gil, Song Yeong-chang, Son Byeong-ho
Running Time: 120 min.

By Jeff Bona

A psychotic hitman, Park Chang-i, aka The Bad (Lee Byung-hun), is hired to steal a treasure map from Kanemaru, a Japanese official traveling by train. However, Yoon Tae-goo, aka The Weird (Song Kang-ho), a thief, gets to Kanemaru first, with the intention of robbing him for his money, but he ultimately ends up with the map – unaware of its value. Meanwhile, a bounty, Park Do-won, aka The Good (Jung Woo-sung), plots to hit two birds with one stone by intercepting Park Chang-i’s plans, thus collecting money for his capture and retrieving the map for the Korean Independence Army.

Three men. One map. One treasure. The last man standing wins.

Though not as experimental as Wisit Sasanatieng’s Tears of the Black Tiger, and not as surreal as Takashi Miike’s Sukiyaki Western Django – Kim Ji Woon’s The Good, The bad, The Weird (note: there is no “and” in the title) is another creative entry in this on-going trend of Western Genre films by Asian filmmakers.

Although Kim Jee-Woon made a name for himself with The Foul King and A Tale of Two Sisters, he’s mostly known for his mobster film, A Bittersweet Life. Those familiar with A Bittersweet Life, who are expecting the same kind of visionary violence, will be pleased.

Above anything this film is trying to showcase – and believe me, the whole movie is top quality – the action is what shines the most; it’s crisp, fast, inventive and brutal. A lot of it filmed with beautiful scope in mind, such as the horses running through gritty explosions; and even Road Warrior-style vehicle chases, which would make George Miller proud.

Jung Woo-sung (Musa) has a tame role as The Good, so he doesn’t really get a chance to show off an off-the-wall performance. Lee Byung-hun (A Bittersweet Life), who plays The Bad, gets to have a lot more fun as a scarfaced killer. But it’s Song Kang-ho (Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance), The Weird, who steals the show as the goofy, but very skilled gunslinger/thief, who has no idea what he’s gotten himself into when he put his hands on that map. Obviously, much of the film’s comedy revolves around his role as well.

Overall, The Good, The Bad, The Weird isn’t Kim Jee-Woon’s best film. It’s his best looking, no doubt. It’s definitely entertaining, amusing as hell, and the pacing is excellent. But it’s not the step-above A Bittersweet Life that I was hoping it would be, but then again, that’s one flick that’s hard to beat.

Jeff Bona‘s Rating: 8/10

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Bittersweet Life, A (2005) Review

"A Bittersweet Life" Korean Theatrical Poster

"A Bittersweet Life" Korean Theatrical Poster

Director: Kim Ji-woon
Producer: Lee Yu-Jin
Cast: Lee Byung-Hun, Kim Young-Cheol, Shin Mina, Hwang Jeong-Min, Kim Roi-Ha, Oh Dal-Su, Vadim, Eric, Kim Hae-Gon, Lee Mu-Young, Jin Gu
Running Time: 120 min.

By Iuxion

A Bittersweet Life is pretty much a cardboard cutout example of how to make an entertaining gangster film, Korean or not. Lee Byung Hun shines in the lead as a hitman who is betrayed by his boss after making a seemingly inconsequential ‘mistake’ and faces an uphill battle as he seeks bloody vengeance. It may not be the most original plot in the world, but it certainly works. Nice touches, like a quiet moment in which Sun Woo (Lee Byung Hun) placidly savors a final taste of chocolate cake before ‘going to work’, add loads to the style and atmosphere.

There’s this one scene about midday through in which these two dorks, full of themselves and not too pleased with driving of our protagonist, ungraciously spit on his shiny black car and throw a cigarette butt at his window. Sun Woo, being the badass that he is (and considering his current mood), abruptly stops his car in front of theirs, gets out, and proceeds to beat the two punks to a pulp. In the coupe de grace, he grabs their keys and tosses them off the bridge. For a moment there I forgot I was watching a movie and simply empathized with the character, his anger just about palpable and real.

If only the rest of the movie kept pumping the adrenaline to the same level, this might have been a classic. As it stands, it’s pretty good, but on the whole, doesn’t really add much of anything new to the genre. The supporting cast, including Kim Young Cheol and Shin Mina (who slightly resembles Jeon Ji Hyun) turn in fine performances, and the direction by Kim Jee Woon is super slick, if by the book. The set design was supposedly done by the same guy(s) as Oldboy, and it definitely shows. Likewise, the music work is commendable.

I’ve heard a rumor that another [longer] cut of the movie exists, and that’s something I’d be genuinely interested in. Some subplots in this version are a little rushed, and the movie could use a bit more characterization and dialogue to help set it apart. As much as I love gun battles, we’ve pretty much seen it all done before, and arguably done better (although the one here is certainly decent). Ditto with some of the torture scenes and the hand to hand combat of the one versus twenty variety, a lot of which I felt could’ve been shortened or removed altogether without much of a loss (besides a nagging sense of déjà vu). That’s not to say none of the violence is striking, some of it is, but next to the innovative sequences showcased in Park Chan Wook’s films of late, I couldn’t help but want for more.

Nevertheless, this is a solid film. If you are at all into this type of thing, then by all means.

Iuxion’s Rating: 8/10


By Owlman

All you need to know about A Bittersweet Life is that it is, in my humble opinion, one of the best gangster movies from recent times that I’ve ever seen. Seriously – a great mix of cool characters, action, dialogue, and humour.

Actually, on a technical note, another thing that you need to know about A Bittersweet Life is that the DTS soundtrack on the DVD is excellent. I can’t recall any other movie that I’ve recently seen on my home system sound so clear – footsteps from afar coming closer, branches blowing in the wind, gunshots rattling your ears (right up to the post-credits gunfire), and more.

Owlman’s Rating: 10/10 (And that concludes my half-assed review of this movie. Buy this movie, man – you can’t go wrong.)


By Equinox21

***SPOILERS***

This is one of those movies that might be talked about for some time. At least I hope it is. The film is called A Bittersweet Life because the main character, Sun-woo (Lee Byung-hun), is the manager of a bar called La Dolce Vita (Italian for A Bittersweet Life). In addition to being the manager, he’s also the right hand man to a local mob boss.

When Sun-woo fails to carry out a specific order, because his conscience gets the best of him, he’s put on the boss’ hit list. From then on it’s a struggle to survive, and get answers. This bloody, violent and noir movie ends up with an ultimately ambiguous ending. Did everything really just happen or was it a fantasy concocted by Sun-woo because he’s bored with his life?

A Bittersweet Life was a very interesting movie to watch, and painful to look at in certain parts. Not as graphic as a film like Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance or Save the Green Planet, but just as striking. What I really liked was Sun-woo’s journey to obtain a gun. It wasn’t like America, where you can just walk into a store and walk out armed like The Terminator. Sun-woo had to go through a rigorous process in the underworld to get a gun. Of course, this added to his ultimate downfall. Plus, having never fired a gun before, his aim is not as perfect as “in the movies”, this adds to the realism and, to be quite honest, the enjoyability of the film (which also adds to the ambiguousness of the ending).

I would have to say that my thoughts on the film are that it was all a fantasy. Not just because of what is said at the end, but also because of how much punishment Sun-woo takes and stays on his feet (after dozens fall before him, after taking much less in the way of physical bodily damage). This doesn’t make it any less enjoyable, it just makes it more fantasy than an attempt at realistic gunplay action. A Bittersweet Life is highly recommended.

Equinox21’s Rating: 8.5/10

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Storm Warriors DVD (Lions Gate)

RELEASE DATE: February 15, 2011

Based on the comic book series “Fung Wan” and directed by the Pang Brothers comes the incredible story of two friends, Wind and Cloud, who find themselves up against a very powerful warlord intending to invade their country. In order to protect their land, these two friends seek the help of the all-powerful master. Through extensive training, Wind and Cloud expose themselves to the “evil” ways to increase their powers of element. When the intensive battle begins, their friendship will be tested when one finds it hard to be righteous and easy to be evil.

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Handcuff, The (1979) Review

"The Handcuff" Chinese VHS Cover

"The Handcuff" Chinese VHS Cover

AKA: Hand Cuffs
Director: Wu Ma
Writer: Michael Chan Wai Man, Wu Ma
Cast: Michael Chan Wai Man, Nora Miao, Lo Lieh, Bill Lake
Running Time: 95 min.

By Jeff Bona

Ah Chang (Chan Wai Man), also known as “The Green Dragon,” is an expert at kung fu, a master of weaponry (put a slingshot in his hands and it’s as good as a sniper rifle) and one hell of a killing machine. He’s the best at what he does, which is why he works for Boss Chow Kwan, a ruthless Triad godfather.

Today, Ah Chang’s life is about to change…

When a woman named Mung (Nora Miao) witnesses him murdering his target, he attacks her and assumes she’s dead. The next day, he learns she is still alive, so he finds the hospital she’s recovering at, and sets out to shut her up for good; but upon his arrival, police catch him in-the-act and he is arrested.

Luckily for Ah Chang, a police inspector named Chan is assigned to his case. Not only is Chan an old friend his, but years ago — way before they were on opposite sides of the law — he had saved Chan’s life. Because of their relationship, Chan goes easy on him and assures that he has nothing to worry about, as long as no evidence is found.

However, things heat up for Ah Chang when Mung is finally brought in to identify him as the killer. Surprisingly, she recognizes his face – but keeps her silence – and he is set free.

Ah Chang embraces this second chance and decides that he wants to retire his life of crime and marry Mabel, his girlfriend. Boss Chow Kwan gives him his blessings, but warns him that Mabel is not the marrying type.

After a series of unfortunate events, Ah Chang realizes that he can’t escape his violent lifestyle – just when he thought he was out, they pull him back in!

I’ve never been the biggest Chan Wai Man fan. I always thought he carried himself too much like a prick. He sort of has this asshole look on his face that I can’t fully explain. Mind you, every movie I’ve see him in, he plays roles that perfectly fit what I’m talking about. After doing research, I actually found out that he’s a real-life triad member, which probably explains his full, upper-body tattoos. In addition to being a gangster, the guy is also an established kickboxing (and boxing) champion; not to mention, an avid practitioner of Taekwondo, and northern and southern Kung fu.

With that said, I enjoyed The Handcuff (either that, or I’m secretly afraid this guy might read this review and beat me up). Once I got through the opening credits, and got a feel for the story, I didn’t mind Chan Wai Man. I’m sure it has something to do with the quality of the movie: it has a sense of style and doesn’t seem rushed. The plot is well-contructed and the action scenes are tight. There are a few comedy gags that seem misplaced, but nonetheless, they were funny.

Director Wu Man (veteran Shaw Brothers and Golden Harvest actor) and Chan Wai Man (who also wrote the film) took key elements from Francis Ford Copolla’s The Godfather (1972) – such as the opening montage of assassinations and Boss Chow Kwan’s “I don’t deal in drugs.” But then again, what gangster movie isn’t inspired by The Godfather?

I like how Ah Chang was portrayed as a good guy, even though he’s practically a cold-hearted murder. I mean, he would have strangled Nora Miao’s character if he didn’t get caught by the cops! That’s messed up.

Speaking of Nora Miao, I get the impression that she was just thrown in because of her status and good looks. Even though her character is crucial to the plot, her addition seems forced. Keep in mind, if you added up all her scenes, they probably equal about 5 minutes. As far as her dialogue? This paragraph alone has more words than her entire scripted part.

Lo Lieh is in this movie, too. He doesn’t show up until the end, but he’s one of the main baddies. Again, probably thrown in to spice up the third act.

For those of you who like to get squeamish, expect explicit scenes of gore: one involving a gunshot wound to the leg; I swear, if it’s not real human flesh they’re using, it has to be some sort of half-cooked, bloody pork.

Recommended.

Jeff Bona‘s Rating: 7/10

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Island on Fire | aka The Prisoner (1990) Review

Island of Fire (1990) Review aka The Prisoner

Island of Fire (1990) Review aka The Prisoner

AKA: Island of Fire
Director: Chu Yen Ping
Cast: Jackie Chan, Andy Lau Tak-Wah, Samo Hung Kam-Bo, Tony Leung Ka-Fai, Jimmy Wang Yu, Tao Chung Hwa, Ko Chun Hsiung, Rachel Cheung Shui-Chuk
Running Time: 92/100 min.

By Alvin George

“The Prisoner” (aka “Island of Fire”) is a considerably better movie than its reputation might suggest. Jackie Chan did this movie in the early ’90s as a favor to Jimmy Wang Yu, who saved his ass from the Triads in 1980. It is true that Jackie has a relatively minor role in the film (in fact, Samo Hung has more screen time), but that doesn’t make it a bear to watch. There are some human touches to the story, as when Samo escapes from the brutal prison simply to be with his son, or when we find out how Jackie got into the prison (he needed to get a liver transplant on the black market for his dying girlfriend). I must admit, however, that the movie seems pretty unfocused.

It starts out with a cop’s father-in-law getting assassinated. Since the killer was a supposedly executed inmate, the cop (played by Tong Leung) gets himself arrested so he can investigate. But then the focus shifts abruptly to Samo’s dilemma and then to Jackie’s situation. There are scenes that borrow from “Cool Hand Luke,” as the various chain gang scenes and the part where a pretty girl unintentionally wipes a car window with her breast. Then there’s a big action finale in the Phillipines (my mom’s native country) that’s based on a plot development akin to the Bridget Fonda film “Point of No Return.” g (Hint: Why did the death-row inmate who killed Leung’s father-in-law have his life spared?) Jackie does have some cool fight scenes with what little screen time he has, and there are even outtakes at the end, surprising in a movie so serious.

I rented the DVD from Blockbuster, which includes commentar by Philip Rhee. However, a little of Rhee’s commentary goes a long way. I wouldn’t have the Rhee audio track turned on the whole time. I’d only turn it on during Jackie’s fight scenes and (perhaps) that big action finale. In all, “The Prisoner” is not a bad movie to sit through. It works on the level of a good direct-to-video movie (which this film is to some extent, since it never widely released to American theaters), if not as a Jackie Chan film.

Alvin George’s Rating: 6.5/10


By Numskull

At the risk of disappointing messires Bona and Carrey, I’m going to make this mostly serious. This movie has joined the likes of DEVIL’S ADVOCATE and THE TRIGGER EFFECT as Good Ideas That Could Have Been So Much More. I really liked the bare-bones stories, but the approach taken to making it all work was ghastly. I don’t know how much the screenwriters are to blame for this, but I’m sure that the bufoonery of Chu Yin-ping and Jimmy Wang Fuck Yu is at least partially responsible. The background plots for Tony Leung, Samo and Jackie are laid out almost in their entirety one at a time instead of going back and forth. Even worse, the basis for the final action scene doesn’t even begin to develop until the last 10 minutes of the movie, whereupon it is all sprung on the audience at once. Also, the security guards in this movie are inept beyond belief. They all turn their backs on an unlocked police car with the key in the ignition, allowing Samo’s character to make off with it…not once but twice. Furthermore, they allow him to run off into a field of tall grass, unsupervised, under the pretense of taking a shit knowing full well that he is a chronic escapee.

There were some other too-contrived-to-be-taken-seriously parts that detract from enjoyment of the movie. In two scenes (Wang Yu eating from the rice bowl and the inmates doing road work), the prisoners act with ridiculous cooperation. Unless every other reference to prison in the history of entertainment is a flat-out lie, the only respect these guys grant each other is reflective of how accomodating their assholes are. And how about the buxom lass with the flat tire? A bunch of hardened criminals (oh, man…bad choice of words…) see a woman for the first time in years, wearing a wet blouse, and instead of gang-banging her they elect Samo to change her tire while she seeks shelter from the rain. What the fuck!!! Plus, the damn music sucks. Hey Jeff, do you know what movie they ripped it off from? More importantly, do you know WHY the fuck anyone would want to use vacuum cleaner noise like this a SECOND time??? How about some simple harmonica tunes? Economical AND realistic. Besides those factors, there was another that made it impossible to just relax and enjoy the movie: the conditions under which it was made. Those of you who have read the JC Quiz (or the rest of this review, for that matter) have probably noticed my sneering contempt for Jimmy Wang Yu (a.k.a. The Anti-Christ), or at least his style of “business”. For those who don’t know, Jimmy Wang Yu is an actor and producer who has strong ties with the Triads (Chinese Mafia). After Lo Wei made Jackie a marked man, Wang Yu stepped in on Jackie’s behalf and made it safe for him to return to Hong Kong (after starring in the suicide-inducing Robert Clouse film THE BIG BRAWL). To pay off the debt he owed Wang Yu, Jackie appeared in a film he produced and hired Chu Yin-ping to direct: the abysmal FANTASY MISSION FARCE. Now, my own opinion is that Wang Yu should have been made an indentured servant to Chan for the rest of his worthless life after coercing him to participate in such a colossal waste of time, but that’s beside the point.

After FANTASY MISSION FARCE, Wang Yu got into the practice of getting major Hong Kong actors to appear in his films by informing them that if they did, he would see to it that certain other members of the Hong Kong Triads would NOT break every bone in their bodies. I’m paraphrasing, of course, but you get the idea…”You think it’s a silly film? Well, you’re entitled to your opinion, but you’re also entitled to your health, and the Triads over at Happyfuck Films might not see it that way.” Fuck you, asshole! Even if Wang Yu’s intentions are good and even though this sort of thing happens frequently in Hong Kong, who in the name of hell-bent fuck appointed this cocksucker Guardian Angel of the Hong Kong Superstars? For those of you who still aren’t getting the point, I HATE JIMMY WANG YU! JIMMY WANG YU MUST DIE!! DAMN JIMMY WANG YU!!! FUCK HIM, FUCK HIM, FUCK HIM!!!! Well, anyway, the plot of this movie appealed to me enough so that I would love to see a remake of it…hell, as a future screenwriter and (hopefully) director, maybe I’ll do it myself. And, since I’ve already got my version all figured out from the rest of this review, all I need now is $30 million or so to make it with! Unfortunately, the only probable way to get that kind of money quickly is to give James Cameron a blow job, and unlike every producer in Hollywood right now, I’m not willing to do that.

Numskull’s Rating: 7/10


By Jim Carrey

A horde of people knock this film, including Jackie himself. Remember though that Jackie is often the megalomaniac when it comes to favorite films he’s done, you notice his favorite films are “Police Story” & “Miracle”, funny that he starred and directed in both of them. When Wang Yu tried to help Jackie get away from Lo Wei, Jackie promised Wang Yu he’d do 2 films for him. First was the great, zany classic “Fantasy Mission Force”, second was this film, “Island of Fire”. Both of these films were produced by Wang Yu and Directed by great director Chu Yin-Ping, both films also had a cackle of stars in them.

This ones stars Jackie, Sammo, Andy Lau, Tony Leung Ka-Fei, Jimmy Wang Yu, and O Chung-Hung. The film is very underrated and is an extremely well made prison drama, with some good action scenes as well. The movie consists of 5 principle characters whose different lifestyles cross each other in this hell of a jail. Tony is the main character, he plays a cop who goes undercover to find out about the mysterdeath of an assasin who killed his menter. The strange part is that the man was supposedly excuted in this jail 3 months ago. Sammo plays an inmate in the prison who escapes all the time so he can see his son, he is the character you really feel for. Jackie plays a pool shark who is supposed to fix an important pool game for the Triads, he doesn’t so they injure his girlfriend. He must earn money to pay for his girlfriend’s operation or she will die. He then goes to win money by gambling, but the men think he cheated so he gets in a great fight with this small time hoods, he kills the leader so and he is sent to prison.

Andy Lau plays the brother of the leader who sets himself up to prison so he can get revenge on Jackie. Wang Yu plays the leader of the inmates in the prison, like the speaker of the law in the “Island of Dr. Moreau”, who the warden wants to kill off due to the fact that he has more influence on the other inmates than the warden does. The films is loaded with some great emotional scenes, that is the heart of the film. It also has 3 really good Jackie fights to keep the Chan fan happy, as well as an explosive end. The sequel to this film, “Jail in Burning Island” with the same 5 character format as “IOF”, is even better than this one. I thought it was the second best film last year, no Jackie though it starsTakeshi Kaneshiro, Nicky, Jackson Lau (from First Strike), Ng Man-Tat, Anthony Wong, Kok Siu-Man, & Chan Chung-Yung. The big secret of this film is that many people don’t even realize that the action director for this film is Sammo himself. Watch and enjoy, but try to find “Jail In Burning Island at all cost”, that film is 10/10.

Jim Carry’s Rating: 8/10


By Vic Nguen

Everybody has been bashing this movie, including Jackie himself, but personally, I liked it. Even though Jackie was in it for about 20 minutes, the supporting cast made the film more enjoyable in his absence. The plot is somewhat confusing, with everybody in the cast getting their own plotline, all based in the prison. Then comes the finale, where the 4 main stars are pulled together into a final assassination/gunfight against a whole army. Jackie’s appearence in the film was very enjoyable, especially the scenes where he is shooting pool. The 2 fights, including one with Andy Lau, aren’t bad, but could’ve been better, and the finale had it’s moments. This was another of the Jimmy Wang Yu debt films, it was not as enjoyable as a normal Jackie Chan film, but this film is MUCH better than the horrid piece of crap Fantasy Mission Force. I may like it, but you may hate it.

Vic Nguyen’s Rating: 7/10


By Clint

To quote JC from “Operation Condor”…. “Expect the worst and hope for the best.” That is exactly what I did with “Island of Fire”. So instead of being disappointed at how bad it was, I was actually happy because it was better than I imagined. The story stole more from more movies than you could ever imagine. But who cares, it’s got JC, Samo, Andy Lau, Tony Leung Ka Fai, Jimmy Wang Yu. Although the fighting seemed pretty unprofessional, it was ok, because I expected the worst. The shootout at the end was great. It almost felt like a John Woo shootout. I have no idea what Tony Leung said to the guy in the last scene of the film. The people who made the laserdisc forget to slap some subs for that scene. This movie can be enjoyed as long as you don’t expect greatness from it.

Clint’s Rating: 5/10

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To Kill A Jaguar (1977) Review

"To Kill A Jaguar" Hong Kong Theatrical Poster

“To Kill A Jaguar” Hong Kong Theatrical Poster

Director: Wa Saan
Producer: Sir Run Run Shaw
Cast: Chung Wa (Tsung Hua), Lau Wing (Liu Yung), Nora Miao, Siu Yam Yam (Shaw Yin-Yin), Ling Yun, Johnny Wang (Lung Wei), Fan Mei Sheng, Chan Shen, Gam Lau
Running Time: 90 min.

By Mighty Peking Man

To Kill A Jaguar is, first and foremost, a drama-love-story-gangster tale. Even though there’s enough action for it to qualify as a straight up kung fu flick, the dreary feeling I get from watching it stops the movie from having almost no strong points at all.

First of all, the plot sucks. Basically, a village chick named Bobo (Nora Miao) has just arrived in Shanghai. She comes across a gang fight and notices that one of the dudes involved is an old childhood friend of hers. She remembers him as Silly Boy, but he now has a new name: Jaguar.

Warning: Possible spoilers in the next paragraph.

Jaguar explains to her that he is now the right-hand man for some big wig gangster dude. Anyways, they do a little catching up together, fuck and fall in love. The rest of the movie… well… to make a long story short: Jaguar ends up getting set up by his own boss. Eventually, Jaguar ends up partnering up with his jumbo-bow-tied sharp shooter buddy; Jaguar punks him; then we find out the Bobo is actually the daughter of Jaguar’s old boss. Along the way, Jaguar turns into an asshole and then Bruce Lee’s co-star from The Big Boss (Liu Yung) shows up and screws things up for Jaguar even more.

I’m sure the above plot doesn’t sound so bad, but trust me, there are so many twists and turns, that, by the time you’re half way through, you start to not care about the characters, the plot, or the movie.

Even if you’re in it just for the action, there’s not much here to get a kick out of. The choreography is pretty tight for the most part, but nothing really stands out. If you want see some guys beat each other up, I can think of 50 other movies you could watch for that reason alone.

Personally, what attracted me to this movie was the presence of Nora Miao. She’s that Asian chick with white features who co-starred in most of Bruce Lee films. Not only does she get super-fiesty in this flick, but she also gets naked…A LOT! (okay, obviously it’s a body double, but who cares. It’s still a nude female.)

Also in the mix is Liu Yung (aka Tony “Now You Know. So What? You’re headed for the freezer!” Liu), another person who was pretty much in every Bruce Lee flick. So, in a way, To Kill A Jaguar is almost a Bruce Lee movie. The only difference is, there’s no Bruce Lee, the movie sucks, and you’re stuck with a guy who has big ass sideburns and a mustache instead.

To Kill A Jaguar is a dull feature folks. Even Wang Lung-Wei looks bored in this one.

Mighty Peking Man’s Rating: 4/10

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Taxi Driver, The (1975) Review

"The Taxi Driver" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“The Taxi Driver” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Pao Hsueh Lieh
Cast: David Chiang, Wang Chung, Lam Jan Kei (Lin Chen-Chi), Danna, Yen Shi Kwan
Running Time: 94 min.

By Mighty Peking Man

In Taxi Driver, David Chiang plays a mentally unstable Vietnam war veteran who works as nighttime taxi driver in a city whose perceived decadence and sleaze feeds his urge to violently lash out, attempting to save a teenage prostitute in the process…

Just kidding.

This David Chiang flick (which was made a year before the De Niro movie) has nothing to do with Martin Scorsese’s Taxi Driver, other than the two sharing the same title.

This taxi driver tale is, for the most part, light-hearted in comparison. Part drama, a little bit of comedy, some cornball, and a tad of action – it’s pretty much all over the place. Even for a 1975 Hong Kong flick, it’s uneven, choppy, and doesn’t really belong to any particular genre.

A good portion of the movie is dedicated to a bank heist, in which a group of thugs force David Chiang’s character to be their getaway driver… (but let’s not get into that.)

If you’re expecting lots of solid kung fu action, gore, or some other kind of Rated-R activity, you’ll be disappointed. Sure, it does have some violence, a tame sex scene (is that Betty Ting Pei?) and a nipple shot or two; but mark my word, it’s pretty tame.

Hopefully, I’m not making it sound like it’s an awful movie. It’s not. If anything, it’s interesting. I mean, where else are you going to see David Chiang and Wang Chung play adventurous taxi drivers? Besides, David Chiang’s girlfriend (Lam Jan Kei) is cute as hell.

Mighty Peking Man’s Rating: 6/10

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Snake of June, A (2002) Review

"A Snake of June" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“A Snake of June” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: Shinya Tsukamoto
Cast: Asuka Kurosawa, Yuji Kohtari, Shinya Tsukamoto, Masato Tsujioka, Susumu Terajima
Running Time: 77 min.

By Raging Gaijin

It’s no secret that the Japanese people are repressed. And we all know that when a society represses its deepest, darkest urges, they don’t actually go away. No, they remain just below the surface and ready to break through at any moment. Or at the very least they’re filtered through popular culture; just look at all that tentacle anime the kiddies seem to love. Shinya Tsukamoto, never one afraid to tackle taboos or stir controversy, explores the repressed desires at the heart of modern day Japan with his 2002 film “A Snake of June”.

The plot concerns a young housewife played by Asuka Kurosawa. She’s slightly bored with her middle class life and her neat-freak husband doesn’t pay much attention to her, in or out of the bedroom. Everything changes when Asuka receives a mysterious package in the mail, which contains candid photos of her pleasuring herself, photographed by some unknown voyeur. Soon after she receives a telephone call from this stalker and he blackmails her into doing increasingly risqué things in order to get the negatives back. Although his methods are often mean-spirited and degrading, slowly but surely the stalker’s demands reveal a positive change in Asuka. Oh, yeah, and in the meantime her husband is unwittingly drawn into a secret underworld of sexual deviancy and murder. Strange? Yes, but this is Shinya Tsukamoto, the man who unleashed “Tetsuo: The Iron Man” onto the world. We wouldn’t expect anything less.

Perhaps even more striking than Asuka’s gradual change from frumpy housewife to kink queen is the film’s cinematography. “A Snake of June” was shot in black and white but later altered to a blue-tinted monochromatic color scheme. The result is a melancholy and haunting hue that fits the rainy June reason depicted in the film. On a visual level, the film does not disappoint. From the camera angles to the production design, it is obvious that Tsukamoto carefully set up each and every shot with a clear purpose in mind. “A Snake of June” is undoubtedly the work of a true artist.

Beyond the visuals, Asuka Kurosawa gives a remarkably brave and revealing performance. The story asks a lot of her but she pulls it off very well. I can’t imagine it’d be easy for an actress to play this role and I’m not just saying that because she has to take her clothes off; her character explores great emotional depths. It is to her credit that the viewer feels like she is gaining a sense of independence and freedom with each erotic endeavor, and not that just becoming a degenerate or nymphomaniac.

The problem with “A Snake of June” is this: the people who are going to enjoy it the most are those who are already fans of writer/director Shinya Tsukamoto. Anyone simply anticipating an erotic thriller is going to be disappointed and bemused when the film takes a turn at its midpoint into David Lynch-like realms of weirdness. There are some truly bizarre scenes that even Tsukamoto himself has admitted to not knowing what they mean. The ending is also quite simple and disappointing given the shocks and twists that have come before. The implications of what happens to the characters *after* the events of the movie are certainly interesting, but the ending itself fails to really put closure to the story or engage the viewer.

If you watch this film with the right expectations, you’ll enjoy it more. It’s erotic, yes, but it’s not all about sex or nudity. It’s artistic, yes, but that doesn’t mean everything makes sense. There are no easy answers to what happens in “A Snake of June” but there really doesn’t have to be. The premise could have easily led to some sort of Cinemax late-night skin flick but in the hands of Shinya Tsukamoto it is something much more strange and beautiful. The film is not without its faults or slow parts but it’s still a worthy addition to Tsukamoto’s filmography and another stunning artistic endeavor from one of Japan’s most unique directors.

Raging Gaijin’s Review: 7.5/10

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Blackjack (1998) Review

"Blackjack" American DVD Cover

“Blackjack” American DVD Cover

Director: John Woo
Producer: Terence Chang
Cast: Dolph Lundgren, Kate Vernon, Phillip MacKenzie, Kam Heskin, Fred Williamson, Padraigin Murphy, Tony De Santis, Saul Rubinek, Peter Keleghan
Running Time: 112 min.

By Mairosu

Dolph Lundgren is Jack Devlin, an ex-fed turned bodyguard for hire, who suffers a trauma during one shootout and as a result, develops a rabid fear of white colour (?!) . He decides to retire, but is lured back to work when his good friend gets injured, so he can finish his job off – protecting a supermodel from a psycho sniper.

So why am I reviewing this? Why, in the first place, have I rented this ?

Easy. This is one of the couple John Woo films I never saw…and if it only stayed that way. Blackjack, originally conceived as a pilot for (thankfully enough) never realised TV series, is a proper pile of junk. While Dolph ain’t totally horrible in his role as the white-o-phobic bodyguard/magician (yes, the man knows a couple of nifty card tricks) – everything else is. From the opening credits you have the feeling you’re watching one of those late night soft-core flicks on cable (the soundtrack full of trademark clichéd sax suites doesn’t help, either), chock-full of sets which look like they’ve been borrowed from Days of Our Lives and lacking in any sort of atmosphere. The plot has more holes than an execution victim of a particularly gruesome shooting squad, and the idea of having an action hero who fears a colour – white, no less, black would be somewhat tolerable – is downright outlandish. It doesn’t feel like that from the start, but wait ’till you see Dolph spinning around in agony after being showered to death with…milk.

Apart from Devlin, who, barring that phobia, is an OK persona, the rest of the characters suffer from the fact that this was a TV show in making – there’s an intriguing one-eyed sidekick (Saul Rubinek), a sexy psychiatrist (Kate Vernon), and a cute little girl who Jack adopts after her parents die in an accident (Padraigin Murphy, who surprisingly enough limited her film career to this turkey and a couple of appearances in shows such as Goosebumps), and they all seem like the people you learn to like over a span of 25 episodes – they just don’t fully grow on you during this film (save for maybe Murphy’s character). The villain, however, is surprisingly bland – Phillip MacKenzie does a routine act bringing your ordinary lovesick psycho to life.

And then the action scenes. Considering Mr.. Woo is signed as the director here, you would have expected something stylish, at very least. But that would be too much, wouldn’t it. Action set pieces defy any logic here (just observe Dolph bouncing on a trampoline and gunning down baddies in the first shootout), and for the first time, the celebrated slow-motion bullet ballet doesn’t work…if anything, it just prolongs the agony. Film only partially redeems itself midway through the film in a scene which involves some fine stunts on a dirt bike, but that’s about it. Action aside, the pacing of this film is drab and after 45 minutes you will feel you saw enough – but do challenge yourself and try to last the whole nine yards, or in this case, 108 minutes.

Bottom line, Dolph, a bloke with an IQ of 160, masters degree in chemical engineering and black belt in karate, and Woo, the undisputed master of action directing, both deserve better. How did Woo get entangled into this in the first place is beyond me as well : this is his first film after the smash success of Face/Off, and this is not a logical follow-up ; also, the fact that Woo himself was the executive producer makes me question his business (and common) sense. And give some love to Dolph for his, if not native, then at very least neutral accent – at least it’s not abrasively Germanic like with some.

Mairosu’s Rating: 1.5/10


By James H.

I rented this flick simply because I did a project on John Woo in high school. I needed, or wanted rather, to show a variety of clips, so I thought I’d check this out. It turns out that “Blackjack” is a piece of crap. I’m not even sure John Woo even directed this filth.

The plot concerns an ex-U.S. Marshal, now hired bodyguard Jack Devlin (Dolph Lundgren) who has to protect a supermodel. Devlin is practically a one man army. His only flaw, his Achilles heel if you will, is that he is afraid of the colour white. Yes, you heard me. Can you guess what happens when there is a shootout in a milk producing plant?

The story is hideously boring, uninteresting, cliched and trite. Characters are paper thin, and contrived. Not even John Woo can breathe life into this trash. Which reminds me, the film is made in such a way, I don’t think Woo had anything to do with the directing at all. The action scenes are false looking, not exciting and poorly edited (many a flaw can be found).

“Blackjack” is also a pilot for the very short-lived cable show. It is also a tie for the lowest point in John Woo’s career (the other is the TV pilot for “Once a Theif”). John Woo fans won’t find anything worth-while here. Ironically though, this is one of Lundgren’s better flicks.

James H’s Rating: 3/10

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Windtalkers (2002) Review

"Windtalkers" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Windtalkers” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: John Woo
Cast: Nicolas Cage, Adam Beach, Roger Willie, Peter Stormare, Noah Emmerich, Mark Ruffalo, Brian Van Holt, Martin Henderson, Christian Slater, Frances O’Connor, Jason Isaacs, Billy Morts, Cameron Thor
Running Time: 134/154 min.

By Numskull

World War II: Navajo code talkers are employed by the U.S. military to relay coordinates in their native language, which Japanese code breakers are unable to decipher. Their efforts are crucial to U.S. victories in the Pacific; ‘wonder what John “The Only Good In’jun Is A Dead In’jun” Wayne would say to that? It’s a promising premise, but the screenplay’s failure to make the most of it and the cheesy dramatic scenes result in little more than John Woo Does A War Movie. Granted, it COULD be worse…a LOT worse…but Windtalkers just doesn’t live up to its potential.

Nicolas Cage…not as good as he was in Face/Off (and Travolta was better in that one anyway)…stars as Joe Enders, the tormented, battle-scarred Marine assigned to protect baby-faced code talker Ben Yahzee (Adam Beach). Should Ben or any other code talker fall into enemy hands, Enders must kill him on the spot to prevent the Japanese from learning the code…the kind of moral dilemma that gives John Woo a creative hard-on. A portion of the spotlight falls on Peter “Ox” Anderson (Christian Slater, who probably had an easier time than most with boot camp training after being in prison so much) and “his” code talker, Charles Whitehorse (Roger Willie). They have a lame bit going where they both play wind instruments (a harmonica and some Native American wooden thing…not sure exactly what it’s called and don’t want to say anything as pedestrian as “flute”) and eventually try to combine skills to complement each other’s music.

Speaking of lame bits…hell, there’s tons of ’em. All of the war and war-based movies I’d seen prior to Windtalkers could be counted on one hand with the thumb missing, yet I was still able to pick out the film’s many cliches.

There’s the big dumb racist guy who picks on our Navajo friends (Enders is supposed to protect Yahzee’s code talking ass, yet he stands idly by while this asshole bludgeons him with his rifle and threatens to kill him).

There’s the hyperventilating Greek guy…the “special needs” character…who creates extra work for his fellow Marines (maybe I’m just an ignorant civilian who doesn’t know shit about shit where military matters are concerned, but it seems to me that someone who can’t breathe properly under intense stress really shouldn’t be placed in the front lines of combat).

There’s the obligatory chatting ’round the campfire scene (“If I don’t make it back, give this ring to my wife” and that sort of thing).

There’s the even MORE obligatory love interest for the main character (Frances O’Connor as a nurse at the naval base where he was sent to recuperate after a botched mission at the beginning of the film…thank God he doesn’t have misty-eyed daydreams about her while his comrades are gunning down enemy troops and blowing shit up).

There’s the emotional turmoil of seeing the impact of battle on the other side’s civilians (A little girl is crying because her daddy got killed? No problem…just feed her some chocolate).

There’s the Marines discussing their plans for the future once the war is over (Did you know that “Ox” Anderson discovered “a Swedish concoction called yogurt” before the rest of the American public?).

There’s the family man fondly describing his loved ones to his comrades (“He’s quite a character,” says Ben of his son George Washington Yahzee, with all the passion and enthusiasm of a 68-year old narcoleptic painting a fence).

There’s the bonding over booze scene where Enders cracks open a case of sake, not bothering to wonder if it may have been poisoned, and proceeds to get drunk off his ass (Cage’s acting here is less than stellar…a LOT less, in fact. How ironic that he won an Oscar for portraying an alcoholic in “Leaving Las Vegas”).

And, uh, so on.

Enders’s lapsed Catholicism is more of a John Wooism, and not the only one, but the director had sense enough to cut down on his crazed, gun-blazing heroics a bit (not entirely, mind you) in favor of more realistic combat. The shootouts in a movie like Hard Boiled convey a sense of organized chaos; here, it’s more like chaotic organization. Woo’s penchant for lengthy, elaborate action sequences generally lends itself well to the war genre, though there is still some groan-inducing implausibility here and there (Ben is able to easily cross over to the Japanese side of a heated battlefield with Joe posing as his prisoner, simply because he looks like “one of them.” Um…yeah). Despite the huge amount of violence here, Woo does show some restraint in that regard as well as others; Enders’s ear injury threatens to become an agonizingly convenient plot device that undermines his efforts, as if on cue, at the worst possible moment…but, it is thankfully kept in check for the most part and merely provides an additional touch to the character.

At the least, Windtalkers should establish John Woo as someone who can do more than just action movies (which he apparently doesn’t want to do anymore anyway). Don’t let my pissing and moaning sway you too much; it’s a decent flick. If you wanna see it, then by all means do so.

Numskull’s Rating: 7/10

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