Princess Madam | aka Under Police Protection (1989) Review

"Princess Madam" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“Princess Madam” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Godfrey Ho
Cast: Sharon Yeung, Moon Lee, Michiko Nishiwaki, Anthony Tang, Liu Kai Chi, Yueh Hua, Kenneth Tsang, Cheng Yuen Man, Mark Houghton, Steve Tartalia, James Ha Chim Si, John Ladalski, Lau Shung Fung, Lee Chun Hwa
Running Time: 92 min.

By Brmanuk

Directed by the king of cut-and-paste Godfrey Ho, ‘girls and guns’ flick Princess Madam is actually one of the director’s better efforts. When a secretary agrees to testify in court against a semi-retired Triad boss, two cops, Moon (Moon Lee) and Lisa (Sharon Yeung), are ordered to protect her from being assassinated. When Moon kills a would-be assassin, his girlfriend (played by Michiko Nishiwaki) vows revenge. Matters are complicated further when Lisa’s stepfather, an accomplice of the Triad boss under investigation, is ordered to sever all ties with his stepdaughter. Add in a plot twist and you have a decent narrative which unfortunately becomes muddled due to shoddy editing.

The problem, it seems, is that Godfrey Ho couldn’t decide which plot line to focus on, and as such, Princess Madam meanders between numerous sub-plots before dropping most of them almost all-together. The film eventually finds its focus about half-way through and concentrates on Sharon Yeung’s character, Lisa, who is torn between upholding the law and honouring her stepfather. Yeung brings some surprising depth to her character and, along with Moon Lee, provides some decent, if slightly generic action sequences. With the presence of Moon Lee, Michiko Nishiwaki and Sharon Yeung, one would have expected the action scenes to have been better than they are. Whilst they are entertaining they certainly don’t break new ground, and the film has a tendency to rely a little too heavily on poorly choreographed shootouts.

Although the film appears to have been made very cheaply and, judging by the muddled editing, very quickly, Princess Madam is a fun flick which keeps a steady pace and never becomes boring. It’s just a shame that Godfrey Ho didn’t hire a better editor.

Brmanuk’s Rating: 6/10

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Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) Review

"Hobo with a Shotgun" International Theatrical Poster

“Hobo with a Shotgun” International Theatrical Poster

Director: Jason Eisener
Writer: John Davies
Cast: Rutger Hauer, Gregory Smith, Molly Dunsworth, Brian Downey, Robb Wells, Nick Bateman, Peter Simas, Jeremy Akerman
Running Time: 86 min.

By HKFanatic

One thing you can’t accuse “Hobo With a Shotgun” of is false advertising. No matter what happens during its unrated, 86-minute runtime, you will witness a shotgun-wielding hobo. The film’s content may shock and appall the religious right or anyone with a weak stomach, but if you pulled up your lawnchair to watch Rutger Hauer blast people to bits with a pump-action shotgun then you will get what you came for.

Beyond that, I can’t really say if this film met my expectations or not. This is basically a Troma movie like “The Toxic Avenger” except with Rutger Hauer in the lead role. It’s got that sadistic streak to its funnybone, maybe a bit like the original “Death Race 2000,” that involves homeless people and children slaughtered for pure shock value. I suppose what “Hobo With a Shotgun” is missing is the sense of fun inherent in those films. Instead this just felt mean-spirited and depraved for the hell of it.

The gore is plentiful and holds nothing back, like Takashi Miike in his direct-to-video days. The script is a series of brain-dead one-liners and sexually explicit dialogue, like “I just love the smell of your asshole” and “The only thing I’m gonna let slide, is my dick and your pussy.” Most of the characters act in a hyper-exaggerated, cartoon sort of way, like Biff from “Back to the Future” on steroids.

In other words, I get the feeling that this movie might have been unwatchable without Rutger Hauer. But he’s in it and he’s so damn good. Where else are you going to see the man given some decent monologues to deliver at his age? I’m not sure if he’s acting broken-down and weary because he’s getting in to his hobo character or because he has to be in a movie like this, but whenever he’s onscreen you can’t take your eyes off him. He plays the whole movie straight, without a trace of irony or winking at the camera, and even manages to sell all of his corny, hobo-related one-liners (“I’m gonna sleep in your bloody carcasses tonight!”).

I agree with Ningen’s critique that his voice is kind of low and hard to hear at times, which might be the result of bad mic-ing, but if you can hear him Rutger manages to take mundane dialogue and make it seem like poetry. From “Blade Runner” to “The Hitcher” to now, the man just has this otherworldly quality that makes him immensely watchable. It’s damn good to have him back even if he’s stuck in a rather thankless role in a “grindhouse” flick when he deserves something as meaty as a Colonel Hans Landa in “Inglorious Basterds.”

“Hobo Without a Shotgun” is not without its highlights. The score is frequently fantastic, with bubbling 80’s synthesizers and gated drums that will remind you of your favorite ratty VHS tapes. A pair of villains are introduced late in the film, known as The Plague, and they’re about as gleefully over the top as you could hope for in a flick like this. Dressed head to toe in a cross between medieval armor and bondage gear, they stalk the halls of a hospital and slaughter people in a highly efficient manner. Later on, a wall of portraits reveals their past executions and the list includes Jesus Christ, Joan of Arc, and the Easter Bunny. Word has it that writer/director/editor Jason Eisener is planning a spin-off film devoted exclusively to The Plague. Now that I would genuinely be interested in.

Maybe this sounds silly considering it’s called “Hobo With a Shotgun” but I think I was hoping for more more heart to this film. The movie presents a city so infested with murder, sexual torture, child molesters, and street gangs that it’s beyond redemption, and then plays everything for laughs – you have to wonder where the entertainment value is supposed to come from. Yeah, it’s great to see Rutger Hauer cleaning up the streets but here he’s clearly fighting a losing battle – against crime, and in trying to give a respectable performance in the film.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 6.5/10


By Ningen

Rutger Hauer plays a traveling bum who wanders into a really bad neighborhood which has degenerated into a community of people too desensitized or corrupt to clean it up. Hauer’s character is only really interested in owning a lawn mower, but is forced to buy a shotgun and rid the city of the criminal elements when they push him too far. But the only help he can count on is the support of a sympathetic prostitute named Abby. Does he have a chance against the kingpin, Drake?

Hobo with a Shotgun is clearly for people who grew up on 70s and 80s grindhouse tough-guy films in which the good and bad guys were clearly defined, but not as much as the gore. This director really knows his “testosterone-sploitation” flicks, as you can see homages to movies as varied as Ricki Oh (where both characters are forced to eat broken glass) and The Toxic Avenger. Hell, even the music is retro, with frequent 80s syth-inspired tracks playing in the background. Plus, they still shoot videos on VHS tapes and drive DeLoreans in this “world”.

However, Hobo is not as “R-rated friendly” as its predecessors, as it goes in directions with its violence which you won’t believe they’d allow. It’s not as gory as you think, though it does deliver in that area. Rather, it intentionally screws with your preconceived notions of who lives and dies in these types of movies.

As for Hauer himself, he’s likeable, but either his accent or the ADR hurt the delivery of his lines. The audio occasionally lacks in terms of balance. But that just makes me wonder if they weren’t intentionally going that way to remind people of older films on tape which did not have good recordings.

The action itself is brutal, but not so disgusting that you can’t keep your lunch down. Though your mileage may vary on violent content. The main villains could use more work in terms of standing out better, but the actors do a good enough job of making you despise their characters. The story’s short and simple, so people tired of having to sit through “action” movies padded out at 2-3 hours with only about 15 minutes of actual combat will be overjoyed at being remembered again. I’d say the only thing the film lacks is the cheap and gratuitous sexual thrills which made these things a staple of the b-movie circuit. I know seeing “Grandpa” Rutger score would turn off a lot of people, but at least they can give us some non-Hobo softcore porn.

Still, all in all, Hobo’s a great reminder of what action movies used to be like before they became focused on pointless details like characterization: Gritty, not afraid to pull punches, and dealing with situations outside of the Internet. It won’t win any Oscars, but it does serve its purpose.

Ningen’s Rating: “Holy shit, they did not just go there!” moments: 10/10 Actual fights: 8/10 Memorable baddass ranking: 7.5/10 Overall satisfaction: 8/10

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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) Review

"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" Korean Theatrical Poster

“G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” Korean Theatrical Poster

Director: Stephen Sommers
Cast: Channing Tatum, Sienna Miller, Christopher Eccleston, Karolina Kurkova, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Rachel Nichols, Marlon Wayans, Ray Park, Lee Byung-hun, Dennis Quaid, Jonathan Pryce, Gerald Okamura
Running Time: 118 min.

By JJ Hatfield

The overall response to the newest “first” chapter of the “Joe” world seems to be mostly positive. In other words from the studio to the Hasbro company cranking out new and improved “Joe” items, everyone is happy making money.

Perhaps I am too jaded and seen too many movies marketing but it seemed to me the only reason to make this movie was for a quickie cashcise (a new word for greedy franchises). However I dispensed with pre-determined judgments and watched the movie. With virtually no background in “G.I. Joe” I was not certain who belonged in that world and who did not and had to wait until the movie begins to fill in the huge craters of a plot.

The plot is only one of the problems in Joe land. Channing Tatum is “Duke” who is recruited to be in the special “Joe” unit. They must have needed him to shore up a set. His wooden performance could be confused with an inanimate object except for when he is screaming or lamely tossing out one liners. This guy can dance with or without clothes? Even knowing nothing about Joe Land I immediately was confused by Snake Eyes and his ridiculous looking upper body with abs and a good physique literally built right into the suit he was forced to wear. Apparently the studio thought it looked ridiculous as well but it’s hard to believe they agreed to the silly costume. The director audio commentary stated that “they tried to shoot around the suit, or hide it behind something”.

The only real type sort of martial arts is when Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow meet. In one of the very few scenes I liked was a bit of back story behind Snake Eyes and Storm Shadows relationship and partially at least why they loathe each other.

Lee Byung-hun plays Storm Shadow but he isn’t given much to work with but demonstrates he can perform in English speaking movies. To see some of his work check out “A Bittersweet Life”. As for Snake Eyes (Ray Park) how could you possibly tell if he can act or not? He doesn’t speak and that gawd awful suit – it could be anyone in there! The Big Guy in all of this is “Joe” General (Dennis Quaid) who barks one liners and pep talks so old they turned to dust as he says them.

One aspect I didn’t understand was why there was not more about the COBRA importance. It’s not just an evil group name and they do use cobra venom, etc., but it just isn’t discussed.

There are side stories about the main characters, I can’t even call them sub plots that are thinly sketched with no substance. Another problem is having a connection between a “Joe” and the evil Baroness. Apparently Duke needs her later as he cannot fly and fire at the same time. (insert your own joke) The special effects were just not special and in some cases made the scene look completely unreal. Taken all together I cannot go any higher than 5.5. However after talking with a number of mostly men who had fond memories of “Joe” and it was a kick to see it again for them I decided to add a half point for true fans.

JJ Hatfield’s Rating: 6/10

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Dead Alive aka Braindead Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

Dead Alive aka Braindead Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

Dead Alive aka Braindead Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

RELEASE DATE: October 4, 2011

Throw out all your preconceptions about the limits of horror! A new standard has been set with DEAD ALIVE- The Mother of All Horror Films. A young man’s mother is bitten by a Sumatran rat-monkey. She gets sick and dies, at which time she comes back to life, killing and eating dogs, nurses, friends, and neighbors. Dead Alive is dripping with state-of-the-art special effects that feature mutilations, rock ‘n’ roll dismemberments and household appliances, combining into the most bizarre ending ever filmed. Directed by Peter Jackson (“Lord of the Rings Saga”) and starring Timothy Balme, Diana Penalver, Elizabeth Moody and Ian Watkin. Check out the trailer here.

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Confessions of a Dangerous Mind Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

RELEASE DATE: November 1, 2011

Another underrated gem! George Clooney (Ocean’s Eleven), Drew Barrymore (Charlie’s Angels:Full Throttle) and Sam Rockwell (The Green Mile) star in the comedy thriller that poses and irresistable question: what would happen if a wildly successful TV Producer was also a top secret CIA assassin? Starring Sam Rockewell, Drew Barrymore, George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Rutger Hauer and directed by George Clooney. Check out the trailer here. Trailer does this movie no justice.

Specs: No. of Discs: 1, Screen Format: WideScreen, Language/Subtitles: English, English Subtitles, Spanish Subtitles, Audio: 5.1 DTS-HD MA, Rating: R, Run Time: 121, UPC: 03139814569180

Extras: Audio commentary / Deleted scenes / “The Real Chuck Barris” documentary / Sam Rockwell’s original screen test

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Cop Land aka Copland Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

Cop Land aka Copland Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

Cop Land aka Copland Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

STREET DATE: November 1, 2011

Very underrated movie! One of the best of the 90s! The sheriff of a suburban New Jersey community populated by New York City policeman slowly discovers the town is a front for mob connections and corruption. Directed by James Mangold (“3:10 to Yuma”) and starring Sylvester Stallone, Robert De Niro, Harvey Keitel, Ray Liotta, Michael Rapaport and Robert Patrick. Check out the trailer.

Specs: No. of Discs: 1 Unique Dimension: MMX, Screen Format: WideScreen, Language/Subtitles: English, English Subtitles, Spanish Subtitles, Audio: 5.1 DTS-HD MA, Rating: R, Run Time: 121, UPC: 03139814570780

Extras: Extended cut of the film with ten additional minutes of previously cut footage / Deleted scenes / Audio commentary / “Making of” featurette / Storyboard comparison

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Tragic Hero | aka Rich and Famous II (1987) Review

"Tragic Hero" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Tragic Hero” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: Taylor Wong, David Lai
Cast: Chow Yun Fat, Andy Lau, Alex Man Chi Leung, Carina Lau, Shing Fui On, Pauline Wong Siu Fung, Lam Chung, Peter Yang, Elvis Tsui Kam Kong, O Chun Hung, Danny Lee, Ng Hoi Tin, Ng Hong Ning, Wong Chi Keung
Running Time: 97 min.

By Joseph Kuby

Succeedingly Surprising! This is the sequel to Rich and Famous, even though it apparently was filmed simultaneously; it was released first because of Chow Yun Fat’s box office power (Chow has more screen time here). It was also released first because it was seen as the most commercial out of the two due to the action content. The gambit/gamble paid off allowing the films to make money to score hits if not ones as big as A Better Tomorrow.

Going by the original trailer to Rich and Famous, I suspect they’re both cut so I suppose any further criticisms about missing development, of plot or character, would be moot.

This film really caught me off guard as people, you don’t expect to die, die… and unexpectedly too (i.e. when and how they did). Also, it really is touching as the drama is affectionate and more sincere than its predecessor, Rich and Famous. This could be because the emphasis is on people wanting to mature and move away from their past lifestyles. The poignancy is really moving and heartfelt, which is reflected by (or even because of) the soundtrack.

The music seems to have been inspired if not lifted from Once Upon A Time In America. There’s sections of this score that really transcends the usual keyboard/plagiaristic standard of Hong Kong movies and it’s this quality which makes it comparable to international movies, it helps to give the film a timeless feel and more than makes up for any emotional resonance lacking in the previous installment.

Considering the comparisons to Once Upon A Time In America, I’m surprised the filmmakers never called it Once Upon A Time In China (a title more appropriate for this film than Tsui Hark’s Kung Fu epic centered around Chinese folk hero Wong Fei Hung).

What I’ve always liked about this film was the way it foreshadows the relationships in future (and greater) gunplay classics of Hong Kong cinema. We have a similar dynamic in this film between Chow Yun Fat and Danny Lee which foreshadows John Woo’s The Killer and one between Chow and Andy which foreshadows the great pairing of the two in God Of Gamblers. Good omens in a slightly less-than-stellar film such as this always makes for an intriguing and interesting experience.

The finale is very exciting if not done in the same excessive and surreally captivating manner as the final mansion shootout in A Better Tomorrow 2… although there’s rocket launchers. Any finale which manages to top the sheer actionated (action-oriented) excess of Scarface’s finale is still worth watching.

Watching this movie is proof as to why John agreed to make A Better Tomorrow 2. When he made the first film, he was really making a moralistic movie set within the context of contemporary society (i.e. a modern moral fable – like how George Lucas intended Star Wars to be a space-set moral fable) but the vivid aesthetics of the first film meant that Woo’s message was drowned under levels of hipness and violence (at least in the eyes of the audience if not for what the film actually is). This meant he got criticized for glorifying the Triads (when he was really glorifying the human spirit) and for glamourizing violence (when he was conversely trying to show why we should stop it).

So, with A Better Tomorrow 2 he wanted to make a film that would be so big on guns and pyrotechnics that no-one would dare to follow up, hoping this would lead to people concentrating on things like character development that would in turn lead to better moral development in contemporary Hong Kong.

Unfortunately, it’s films like Tragic Hero that did the opposite. Tragic Hero and others had emphasized more on the cool violence with superficial nods to essential filmic qualities (with the odd exceptions) which only served to heighten the popularity of these films (particularly in overseas markets) that lead to martial arts moviemakers hating Woo for killing off the popularity of the martial arts movie (save for the films made by Jackie Chan and Sammo Hung).

Of course, the hi-octane criticism Woo was facing from all borders of the modicum-globe of Hong Kong was equal to the hi-octane action in his movies (Hard Boiled didn’t exactly curtail critics accusing Woo of moral pretentions and exploitative material), which ended in his film career in Hong Kong vapourizing (save for a production credit of Chow’s Peace Hotel) and his move to Hollywood in itself, a beginning of the end.

Back to Tragic Hero, the finale surely is the inspiration for Woo’s A Better Tomorrow sequel as lots of henchmen get knocked down (though with not the same level of body-count, blood and dark humour) and there’s lot of weaponry (especially of the war movie caliber). It’s a shame it’s not as long as Woo’s high-powered finale. Just the sheer star-power is exciting alone – Chow Yun Fat and Andy Lau teaming up to bring down the mob!

Alex Mann is probably the best Triad villain I’ve ever seen in a film. His transformation from lovable if mislead protagonist to downrotten, despicable and detestable antagonist rivals the transformation of Anakin Skywalker to Darth Vader seen in the Star Wars saga. The only real problem with this film is it’s portrayal of violence e.g. how people survive multiple gunshot wounds. Like its predecessor Rich & Famous, there is another assassination sequence which is even more over the top than anything remotely unreal in the previous outing.

Also, when a group of people are caught in an internal (indoors) explosion their ‘corpses’ are depicted as slightly dusty (including the face) without any real burns, scars or even blood which really ruins the credibility when later on in the film someone says that their bodies were burned beyond identification.

However, this is better than the first film and the production values of this film (and the first one) feel like what Tsui Hark would have made if he hadn’t used the box office receipts of A Better Tomorrow to film A Better Tomorrow 2 – they’re that lavish and polished!

Joseph Kuby’s Rating: 7.5/10

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Rich and Famous | aka Black Vengeance (1987) Review

"Rich and Famous" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“Rich and Famous” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Taylor Wong Tai Loy
Cast: Chow Yun Fat, Andy Lau Tak Wah, Alex Man Chi Leung, O Chun Hung, Alan Tam Wing Lun, Lam Chung, Shing Fui On, Carina Lau Kar Ling, Wong Chi Keung, Pauline Wong Siu Fung, Fan Mei Sheng, Danny Lee Sau Yin
Running Time: 104 min.

By Joseph Kuby

Hollywood inspired crime thriller! Rich and Famous, according to author Stephen Teo (of Hong Kong Cinema: The Extra Dimensions), was one of many heroic bloodshed/Hong Kong crime thrillers inspired by Sergio Leone’s Once Upon A Time In America i.e. an epic crime saga, dealing with loyalty, honour and betrayal and maybe featuring scenes of the gangsters as children before they hit the big time. Other examples of this include Flaming Brothers and Bullet In The Head.

Rich and Famous is essentially a tale of violence, shattered innocence, brotherhood and cowardice.

The film borrows liberally from Francis Ford Coppola’s Godfather and Sergio Leone’s Once Upon A Time In America (whose film inspired many Hong Kong crime thrillers such as Brotherhood and City On Fire). It’s ironic that Sergio was originally going to be the director for Godfather. One may draw comparisons between Taylor Wong’s film and its U.S. equivalents such as this being a period crime thriller involving betrayal (among relatives) which takes place over a series of decades (complete with a wedding assassination sequence just like in Godfather), but it seems to be wanting to ape the artistic success of the swan song that helped cement Sergio’s reputation as a director of fantastic product dripping with excellence.

With the wedding sequence mentioned before, the sequence handled here is fairly gripping and engaging as we feel involved with the characters despite not getting to know that much about them as the level of exhaustive yet absorbing detail seen in U.S. epics like OUATIA, Deer Hunter or Heaven’s Gate (the former two starring Robert De Niro and the latter two directed by Michael Cimino).

The film suffers from characters surviving (and even fighting) after getting shot in fatal areas making this appear slightly hokey in nature and giving it more of a surreal comic-book feeling, which sort of makes the audience step back from the viewing experience as it’s hard to take things seriously enough to be on the edge of our seats if things aren’t realistic in a film which demands this kind of expectation. It’s these sorts of things which threatens to derail Hong Kong cinema’s proven track record of making gritty street-realistic cinema.

Having characters cheat their deaths in more ways than the Final Destination movies put together can be somewhat off-putting. It’s one thing prolonging characters’ questionable and bleak fates to generate suspense but it’s like the filmmakers are afraid of losing characters which may give their film appeal. Sometimes in order to create memorable cinema, you have to be daring and make sacrifices, regardless if the consequences are bleak. The success to being a filmmaker is to craft characters that even you (the filmmaker) cares for, make the audience believe and care but at the same time detach yourself (as a filmmaker) from the characters so that you don’t cop-out on what could make for an artistically worthwhile twist in the story (even if it’s tragic).

The problem with the script (or at least the way the film is edited assuming a lot of footage was left on the floor – it was made back to back with the sequel Tragic Hero) is that there’s not much explored in terms of the characters’ motivations, the problems they’re dealing with and the certain character traits they possess i.e. the ones they start off with and eventually develop e.g. feelings of greed, jealousy and lust.

I suppose the aforementioned U.S. epics (plus others) have spoilt us with extremely elaborate in-depth stories that leave no stone unturned as to what’s what and who’s who in the novel stories (although part of the magic of these movies was that there was a good deal of subtlety so as to fill in the missing pieces yourself).

Rich and Famous was produced by Johnny Mak (the director for the groundbreaking Long Arm Of The Law which is often hailed as the film that started the Heroic Bloodshed genre {alongside Woo’s A Better Tomorrow} despite an impressive gun battle seen near the end of Wong Jing’s Challenge Of The Gamesters which predates the ensuing classics of the genre). Johnny, like Tsui Hark, has been well known for interfering with films where he’s credited as producer so one can only ponder what influence he brought onto the film directorially (interestingly a pivotal scene in Long Of The Arm involving a certain helicopter seemed to have inspired Francis for Godfather 3… it’s amazing the way things come full circle in the world of film).

This is hardly one of Fat’s best films (much less one of his best performances) but it contains a great performance from him which makes this worth watching. That, in itself, is a sign of how brilliant of an actor Chow Yun Fat is. If an actor or actress gives a great performance, it’s usually seen as been one of their best but with a thespian such as Chow, he’s done so much brilliant work that it takes (and means) a lot to distinguish between films where he gives great performances and ones that can be said to be among his best. Same thing could be said about Sammo Hung as a fight choreographer or Stanley Kubrick as a director.

The issue of how a person can be critically evaluated as an actor is a mixed bag, you can get a top-notch performance in a bad film and a moderate one in a great film. The question which can resolve the issue is considering how much an actor’s performance is influenced by the combination of script and direction.

It was nice seeing some familiar character actors and big names like Andy Lau and Danny Lee. However, one major gripe as alluded to before, is that the story could have been more developed for the segments involving the protagonists’ youths (their motivations, the causes for those motivations and how & where it takes them) as well as their lives before entering the lifestyle of the Triads and seeing how they operate within their day-to-day lives and how this may give them a strong validity to enter such a last-resort lifestyle. It just would have given certain events in this movie a hard-hitting emotional punch.

The main criticism that I could give to Rich and Famous is one that applies equally as well with the novel-cum-film Cold Mountain: both films are very good for what they are but should have been left for television producers to work on. The thing with films such as these is that unless you know how to get so much done within a certain running time (and depending on the complexity of the narrative) or if you’re doing something that’s commercially appealing enough to make into a series of films, sometimes the most labyrinthine of stories can only be given justice if allowed to thrive on television since the format allows us to spend more time with the characters.

Back to Rich and Famous particularly, we also could (and should) have seen more of their experiences within the Triad lifestyle and how it’s changed them (as mentioned before, the original Hong Kong trailer shows scenes not seen in this film so this could have been a film of epic length and quality like its U.S. equivalents as well as John Woo’s Bullet In The Head whose original edit clocked in to a running time of three+ hours).

Alex Man delivers a very good performance as an initially amiable friend who turns downright rotten – he’s realistically sinister. In fact, it’s his performance (that cackles with malicious and maniacal menace) that really saves this film from being a dire attempt at grandiose spectacle (honestly, there are some moments in this film which are so pretentious and self-indulgent that it’s like the director is suffering from some form of narcissistic disorder stemming from delusions of grandeur).

Andy Lau deserves some kudos for his performance as a loyal companion who’s torn between his bonds with Alex and Chow (I guess it says something about the writers and director that the tug-of-war tension is suitably comparable to the ones seen in Platoon and A Bronx Tale).

There’s not much action as there is in the sequel called Tragic Hero (whose finale seems to have influenced Woo greatly for his magnum opus showdown featured in his own sequel to A Better Tomorrow). Though what’s in here is decent enough entertainment if somewhat unrealistic (you would not believe how people fight, let alone survive, after receiving a fatal amount of wounds). This level of surrealism makes Woo’s work appear to be a semi-realistic form of documentary-style realism.

Chow offers a variation on what he was well known for in A Better Tomorrow. In that film, he held pistols in both hands directly in front of him (i.e. in a linear manner) as he was firing away (a familiar icon which has been ripped off left, right and center EVERYWHERE). In this film, he holds two machine guns in both hands but with each hand crossed over the other so that he can take on adversaries from less-than-linear directions.

Whilst this film has better production design (i.e. props and sets) than A Better Tomorrow (though the soundtrack is slightly cheap save for a few moments), it’s certainly no classic and it just about manages to be accepted and classified as a good film if not a very good one much less great or brilliant.

Joseph Kuby’s Rating: 7/10

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Cinema Paradiso Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

RELEASE DATE: October 14, 2011

Cinema Paradiso Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

Cinema Paradiso Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

First time on Blu-ray in North America! A famous Italian filmmaker, haunted by the memories of his first love, returns to his hometown after an absence of 30 years. Upon his return, he reconnects with the community and remembers the highlights and tragedies that shaped his life and inspired him to follow his dream of becoming a filmmaker.

For those who have never seen it — and those who have never forgotten it — director Giuseppe Tornatore’s (MALENA, THE STAR MAKER) cherished Academy Award®-winning motion picture (1990, Best Foreign Language Film) is now fully restored, digitally remastered, and includes 51 minutes of never-before-seen footage!

No. of Discs: 1, Screen Format: WideScreen, Language/Subtitles: English, English Subtitles, Spanish Subtitles, English SDH, Audio: 5.1 DTS-HD MA, Rating: PG, Run Time: 95

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Metrodome’s Blood Fighter DVD

Metrodome’s Blood Fighter DVD

Metrodome’s Blood Fighter DVD

The Metrodome Group (UK) is releasing Blood Fighter on August 15th, 2011. The violent adventures of a deadly fighter who rises to face his most ferocious battle yet, Blood Fighter features brutal, jaw-dropping martial arts moves and raw combat action.

Following the senseless killing of his father by a brutal gang, a young boy is taken in by a Muay Thai boxing master who trains him in the ancient, deadly skills and strict self-displine. However, years later when he is no longer a boy, the ruthless gang return to wreak havoc and terrorize the people of his land.

Their return sparks a blood-soaked spiral of revenge, as the young man’s killer instincts awake. With his rage threatening to consume him and his master’s teachings in peaceful resolution a distant memory, what follows is a battle of strength and courage against the odds.

To order this DVD and other martial arts/Asian titles, please visit: http://www.epicasiafilms.com/

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Brother’s Justice | aka Jung Guns (2010) Review

"Brother's Justice" American Theatrical Poster

"Brother's Justice" American Theatrical Poster

Director: David Palmer, Dax Shepard
Writer: Dax Shepard
Producer: Nate Tuck
Cast: Dax Shepard, Nate Tuck, Tom Arnold, Bradley Cooper, Jon Favreau, Ashton Kutcher, James Feldman, David Koechner, David Palmer, Michael Rosenbaum, Jess Rowland, Rome Shadanloo, Josh Temple
Running Time: 85 min.

By Laser Beahm

Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t get the Mockumentary genre. Am I supposed to take it seriously, is it supposed to be funny, if I watched an entire movie that was supposed to be real, but it wasn’t, didn’t I just waste 2 hours of my life?

Brothers Justice is a Mockumentary film about an actor who is trying to leave his comfort zone as a comedy actor, to try to take on a new role as a martial arts expert. As he attempts to sell his new idea to movie execs, he is brutally rebuffed by practically everyone in the industry. Not willing to take “no,” for an answer, Dax and his sidekick, (virtual unknown, James Feldman), decide to shoot a trailer of the movie in order to be taken seriously. Or at least, I think that is what the movie is about. To be brutally honest, the movie gets a little convoluted. Perhaps that is just my misunderstanding of the entire genre as a whole.

Don’t get me wrong, I like Dax Shepherd, but Brothers Justice is hardly what I would call “oscar gold,” in fact, I wouldn’t even call it a “popcorn comedy”. Sure Bradley Cooper makes an appearance, and he’s always fun to look at. But, the comedy is weak, the idea is definitely missing a motive, and there are so many dull moments it probably should have been cut down by another hour. I get especially confused when Dax is explaining his movie idea to anyone who will listen, including actor/producer Jon Favreu. But, perhaps that is what Dax was going for. If it was, I apparently wasn’t in on the joke.

There are times in this movie when I feel like I am watching a group of college kids make their first movie. Sure they are the cool guys in school, and everyone wants to be a part of something cool, but was it really worth anyone’s time or money to put this thing together? The answer, sadly, is no.

There are some redeeming factors. The scene where Bradley Cooper and David Koechner’s characters are introduced is hilarious. Tom Arnold is always entertaining to watch. Dax’s sidekick has the dry humor of a saltine and the intelligence of a special olympics participant, which actually comes off as endearing. He brought me back to scenes of Cameron in Ferris Buellers Day Off. And, I actually did find myself laughing during the final scenes of the movie.

All-in-all, my opinion of Dax Shepherd hasn’t changed. I still like it when he shows up in movies, and I love him in his new role as a serious guy in Parenthood. But, Brother’s Justice was probably better left as a joke between friends. On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it a 4. It gets extra points for the cast. If I were a college professor grading this film, I would probably give a C, but that’s mostly because Dax and his friends are so likeable. Let’s just consider this another genre for Dax attempted and… done.

Laser Beahm’s Rating: 4/10

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Dynamite Warrior | aka Tabunfire (2006) Review

"Dynamite Warrior" Thai Theatrical Poster

“Dynamite Warrior” Thai Theatrical Poster

AKA: Khon Fai Bin, Fire Warriors
Director: Chalerm Wongpim
Cast: Dan Chupong, Panna Rittikrai, Leo Putt, Puttipong Sriwat, Samart Tipthamai, Kanyapak Suwannakoot, Samart Payakarun, Kampanart Angsoongnern
Running Time: 103 min.

By HKFanatic

Dan Chupong is a legitimate bad-ass. The stuntman/actor paid his dues with the famous Muay Thai Stunt team, performing stunts in “Ong Bak” (2003) before stepping in front of the camera to act in 2004’s “Born to Fight,” even if he had to share the spotlight with about a dozen other Thai athletes and ass-kickers. In 2006, Chupong was granted his own starring vehicle: the Thai martial arts/”Western” Khai fai Bin, dubbed “Dynamite Warrior” in the US.

The plot is actually pretty unique and not your usual “someone has stolen a Thai relic and our hero must get it back.” It’s set in the late 1800’s, back when Thailand was relying heavily on water buffalos to help plow its rice fields, rice being the country’s chief export. Dan Chupong plays a masked Thai cowboy who roams the countryside recovering stolen buffalos and returning them to the poor farmers. Besides his Robin Hood-like ways, he’s also on the hunt for the man he saw murder his parents when he was just a child.

“Dynamite Warrior” sets its action-packed pace right from its opening scene, when Dan takes on about 30 cattle rustlers and decimates them with a mix of Muay Thai blows and his seemingly infinite supply of rockets. Yeah, the title “Dynamite Warrior” is something of a misnomer; what Chupong actually wields is less like dynamite and more like firecracker rockets minus the part that makes pretty lights. Either way, it’s a blast to watch Chupong ride into battle on top of what is basically a giant missile.

The fight scenes are choreographed by Panna Rittikrai, the same guy responsible for the hard-hitting combat in “Ong Bak” and its myriad of sequels. In a cool change of pace, Mr. Rittikrai even has a rather large onscreen supporting role. Just don’t go into this expecting the full-on, foot-to-face level of contact you see in Tony Jaa’s movies; the fights here are a bit more staged but still entertaining.

What really sets “Dynamite Warrior” apart from other Thai action flicks is the supernatural aspect of its plot and action scenes. I won’t spoil anything here but the mystical element only increases as the movie goes on and there several characters who fight with a strength that is more than human. In some ways, the zany energy of this flick and its supernatural-enhanced kung fu reminded me of the 80’s John Carpenter classic “Big Trouble In Little China.” By the end battle things have got that whole ‘good wizard vs. bad wizard, shake the pillars of heaven’ kind of vibe, a rarity for movies these days.

Dan Chupong reportedly took acting lessons before filming “Dynamite Warrior.” I can’t say it really shows in the final product but Chupong has an innocent-faced quality that makes him a likable protagonist. My only knock against this film is that menstrual blood plays an embarrassingly large role in the plot (seriously) and I still can’t understand why Asian movies love to hover the threat of rape over every female character, something that can drain the fun vibes out of any flick. Fortunately, nothing stomach-churning happens here. “Dynamite Warrior” remains one of the better Thai action flicks I’ve seen that doesn’t star Tony Jaa.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 7/10

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Magic aka Yosul DVD (Pathfinder)

Magic aka Yosul DVD (Pathfinder)

Magic aka Yosul DVD (Pathfinder)

RELEASE DATE: August 30, 2011

“Magic” covers the love and friendship between young musicians at a musical school. Main character Ji-eun (Hyeon-jin Seo) is a piano prodigy. “A blend of music with an art house cinema feel.” -The Korea Times Check out the trailer here.

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I’m a Cyborg, but That’s OK DVD (Pathfinder)

I'm a Cyborg, but That's OK DVD (Pathfinder)

I'm a Cyborg, but That's OK DVD (Pathfinder)

RELEASE DATE: October 4, 2011

From Park Chan-wook, director of “Old Boy” and “Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance”.A girl who thinks she is a combat cyborg checks into a mental hospital, where she encounters other psychotics. Eventually, she falls for a man who thinks he can steal people’s souls. Starring Su-jeong Lim (“Sad Movie”), Rain (“Ninja Assassin”) and Hie-jin Choi. Check out the trailer here.

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Mimic: Director’s Cut 2-Disc Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

Mimic: Director's Cut 2-Disc Blu-ray (Liongate)

Mimic: Director's Cut 2-Disc Blu-ray (Liongate)

RELEASE DATE: September 27, 2011

From acclaimed director Guillermo Del Toro (PANS LABRYNTH, HELLBOY) comes “a terrifying film of great elegance” (San Francisco Chronicle). Starring Academy Award© winner Mira Sorvino (MIGHTY APHRODITE) and screen favorite Charles S. Dutton (A TIME TO KILL) and Josh Brolin (TRUE GRIT) this electrifying thriller brings the epic battle between man and nature to life when a team of scientists discover a glitch in their miracle cure. With the power to mimic and destroy its every predator and the threat of an entire city’s destruction, their creation has taken on a horrifying life of its own. With the weight of extinction on their shoulders the team is forced to take matters into their own hands in this stylish hit that delivers heartpounding thrills from beginning to end.

DISC ONE: Video Prologue with director Guillermo del Toro, audio commentary with director/co-writer Guillermo Del Toro, “Reclaiming Mimic” featurette, “A Leap In Evolution – The Creatures of Mimic” featurette, “Back Into The Tunnels – Shooting Mimic” featurette, Deleted scenes, Storyboard animatics, Gag reel, Theatrical Trailer DISC TWO: Digital Copy version of the feature film

Screen Format: WideScreen; Language/Subtitles: English, English Subtitles, Spanish Subtitles, English SDH; Audio: 7.1 DTS-HD MA; Rating: UR; Run Time: 112

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