Last Blood, The | aka Hard Boiled II (1991) Review

"The Last Blood" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“The Last Blood” Chinese Theatrical Poster

AKA: 12 Hours of Terror
Director: Wong Jing
Cast: Alan Tam, Andy Lau, Eric Tsang, Leung Kar Yan, May Lo, Jackson Lau, Nat Chan Pak Cheung
Running Time: 89 min.

By HKFanatic

When I told Mighty Peking Man I’d watched this film, he recalled how back in the early 90’s “The Last Blood” was frequently marketed as “Hard Boiled II” by shady video distributors. Considering that “The Last Blood” was directed by Wong Jing, the notorious shlockmaster of Hong Kong who never saw a trend he couldn’t exploit, I’m not surprised. The ending does unfold in a hospital so I suppose there is at least some basis for a company to try to cash-in on the popularity of “Hard Boiled,” but this movie wrapped filming a full two years before John Woo’s classic hit theaters. The funny thing is, “The Last Blood” is actually pretty damn good. Hey, if you make as many bad movies as Wong Jing, you’re bound to accidentally direct a decent one along the way.

The premise is thus: a Japanese terrorist group known as The Red Army want Buddhist leader Daki Lama dead at any cost. The Lama is currently on his way to Singapore to speak to world leaders about the suffering in his home country and the only one who can keep him safe is the top cop on the case, played by Alan Tam. He is aided by his partner, Shaw Brothers and Golden Harvest veteran Leung Kar-Yan. Since this is a Wong Jing film, you can expect plenty of out-of-place humor and general poor taste crammed into what is a decent thriller plot. Be prepared to cringe at jokes about AIDs, an extended scene devoted to Andy Lau going to the bathroom, and children and the handicap serving as cannon fodder for our evil Japanese bad guys.

Even with questionable talent behind the camera, the film has a solid lead in Alan Tam (“Armour of God”), who delivers a charismatic performance. He plays the kind of unflappable detective who can get himself out of any situation based solely on his wits and his skill with a gun. Tam looks pretty dapper too, dressed in a suit coat with thick glasses and his hair slicked back. He handles himself well during the film’s many bloody shootouts, enough so that I wish this guy had a wider filmography. He was made for the heroic bloodshed genre.

Also starring in “The Last Blood” are Andy Lau and Eric Tsang. This is not their finest hour. Andy Lau plays a low-level Triad member whose girlfriend is caught in the crossfire during an assassination attempt on the Daki Lama’s life. If she doesn’t get a blood transfusion within eleven hours, she’s history. Only problem is, the Lama has the same blood type – and there aren’t many donors to go around. Andy Lau decides to take matters into his own hands by grabbing a cop’s gun and hitting the road to look for Eric Tsang, one of the available donors. Still early in his career, it feels like Andy Lau is acting out in front of the camera rather than acting. His character constantly intrudes into police affairs when his girlfriend would be much safer if he minded his own business. He’s a difficult protagonist to root for.

Eric Tsang is playing almost the same exact role he did a year before in 1990’s “Curry and Pepper”: a street peddler who spouts off the occasional line of English dialogue. He’s not too keen on giving up his precious fluids but he’ll do it if the price is right. Unfortunately, the bad guys are willing to kill anybody as long as it means the Lama perishes too. Andy Lau’s gonna have one hell of a night trying to get Tsang back to the hospital in one piece. The two of them spend the next 11 hours hunted by Chin Ho (Sammo Hung’s “Ghost Punting”) and Jackson Lau (“Police Story 4: First Strike“), two ferocious villains with an almost Terminator-like resistance to being killed.

The secret to this film’s success is action director Blackie Ko. Ko was a Taiwense actor, director, and action choreographer who tragically died of blood poisoning, way too young at the age of 49. Before his untimely passing, he directed the action and stunts on many Hong Kong classics such as “In the Line of Duty,” “Yes, Madam,” and “The Legend of Wisely.” “The Last Blood” features some of his finest work, even if he was merely trying to out-Woo John Woo: motorcycle drivers soar through the air; Alan Tam crashes through three windows in a row; the bad guys blow up hospital corridors with a grenade launcher.

During one sequence, our heroes are careening around street corners in a car while being chased by at least twenty motorbikers who are all armed with submachine guns. Their vehicle goes underneath a semi-truck and the entire roof is ripped off. The top of their car now gone, Andy Lau tries to drive while Alan Tam shoots at the cyclists, some of whom go flying off the road and into a nearby body of water. The kind of mayhem Blackie Ko managed to dream up was truly spectacular.

“The Last Blood” is not a ‘great’ film in the traditional sense but for anyone who looks back fondly at the late 80’s, early 90’s heyday of Hong Kong action cinema, it is definitely one to watch. Wong Jing’s ill-advised humor gets in the way, the supporting characters grate at times, and there may be a slow patch or two, but when Jing shuts up and lets Blackie Ko take the reigns, the movie kicks into overdrive and delivers in a big way. This is action movie junkfood of the highest caliber.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 7/10

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Deep Gold Blu-ray & DVD (Bigfoot Entertainment)

Deep Gold Blu-ray & DVD (Bigfoot Entertainment)

Deep Gold Blu-ray & DVD (Bigfoot Entertainment)

RELEASE DATE: October 8, 2011

Filipino pride! Michael Gleissner’s Deep Gold, which was released theatrically in 3D, is a 2011 action flick that was shot entirely in and around the exotic islands of Cebu and Palawan in the Philippines. Supposedly, the movie was praised for its originality and breathtaking action sequences. Starring Bebe Pham, Jaymee Ong (Gen-X Cops), Laury Prudent and Kersten Hui. Check out the trailer.

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One-Armed Swordsmen DVD (First Look Pictures)

One-Armed Swordsmen (DVD artwork shown is from a prior release)

One-Armed Swordsmen (DVD artwork shown is from a prior release)

RELEASE DATE: December 13, 2011

Not to be confused with One-Armed Swordsman, 1976’s One-Armed Swordsmen – which has been OOP on DVD for a long time – is an unofficial part of the series; however, it does star Jimmy Wang Yu and David Chiang, the two leads of the official Shaw Brothers One-Armed Swordsman classics. Think of this oddity in the same vein as Never Say Never Again (unofficial Bond movie starring Sean Connery as 007).

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Enter the Ninja DVD (MGM)

"Enter the Ninja" American Theatrical Poster

"Enter the Ninja" American Theatrical Poster

RELEASE DATE: October 18, 2011

Directed by Menahem Golan (Delta Force), 1981’s Enter the Ninja was one of the first U.S. films to explore the “ninja assassin.” Starring Franco Nero (Django), Susan George (Straw Dogs) and Sho Kosugi (Revenge of the Ninja). Enter the Ninja was followed by two unrelated sequels, Revenge of the Ninja and Ninja III: The Domination. Check out the trailer.

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Man from Hong Kong, The | aka The Dragon Flies (1975) Review

"The Man from Hong Kong" International Theatrical Poster

“The Man from Hong Kong” International Theatrical Poster

Director: Brian Trenchard-Smith
Cast: Jimmy Wang Yu, George Lazenby, Rosalind Speirs, Frank Thring, Hugh Keays-Byrne, Roger Ward, Sammo Hung, Rebecca Gilling, Grant Page, Bill Hunter, Lam Ching Ying, Yuen Biao, Corey Yuen, To Wai Wo
Running Time: 111 min.

By Jeff Bona

When a Chinese drug courier named Win Chan (Sammo Hung) is arrested in Australia, local police officials enlist the help of Hong Kong Special Agent Fang Sing Leng (Jimmy Wang Yu) to interrogate their captive. It’s soon established that Win Chan’s connection is a powerful Australian gangster named Jack Wilton (George Lazenby), who uses his legitimate import/export business as a front for his illegal drug network.

Unbeknownst to Australian officials, Agent Fang takes matters into his own hands and begins to infiltrate Jack Wilton’s organization. Despite Agent Fang being a master of weaponry and martial arts, he discovers that his secret mission is a lot deadlier than he ever imagined.

Directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith (BMX Bandits), The Man from Hong Kong was not only the first Australian/Hong Kong co-production, it was also the first Australian martial arts movie ever made. In addition, it’s the only English-language film of Jimmy Wang Yu’s career (in the final product, Wang Yu’s dialogue was voice-overed by the late Roy Chiao, who is mostly known for playing Lao Che in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom).

Brian Trenchard-Smith describes his movie as “James Bond Spoofery,” but I say it’s more of a homage. When I think of a James Bond spoof, I think Get Smart or even Austin Powers. It’s not like we have Wang Yu’s character speaking through a shoe phone or fighting a villain named Goldpinky. If The Man from Hong Kong a 007 spoof, then Enter the Dragon might as well be one too. The bottom line is both movies are heavily influenced by Bond films, but they’re far from being spoofs or parodies.

With that said, The Man from Hong Kong has everything you would expect out of a “007” flick:

Beautiful Women: Wang Yu makes love to the ladies and uses them as tools, so he can accomplish his objectives much easier.

Extended Car Chases and Explosions: Even before George Miller’s Mad Max films, Brian Trenchard-Smith (along with Grant Page, one of Australia’s top stuntmen) were already experimenting with high octane chase sequences with no or very little regard for safety. There’s a vehicle explosion in the movie that looks like it came out of a Michael Bay flick (i.e. debris and mechanical chunks flying right towards the camera); the main difference is Brian’s film is the real deal, especially since computerized effects didn’t exist in 1975.

Gadgets: One of the very few films to really make use of the hang glider. Sure, it’s no Aston Martin with ejector seats; but for the time, the device was hip, cutting edge and extreme.

Catchy Theme Song: English pop band Jigsaw composed a Bond-esque track called “Sky High,” which was more popular than the movie itself. It became a world-wide hit in 1975, reaching #3 on the U.S. Billboard Chart and #9 in the U.K. Singles Chart. Two years later the song gained even more success in Japan, selling over 570,000 copies; it’s no wonder why the song was prominently featured in 2000’s Japanese/Korean film Asako in Ruby Shoes.

The Presence of a former Bond: In 1973, George Lazenby signed a three picture deal with Golden Harvest. Starting with Game of Death, the films were intended to team Lazenby up with Bruce Lee, but due to Bruce’s sudden death, the three movies eventually became The Shrine of Ultimate Bliss, A Queen’s Ransom and the title you’re currently reading about.

Jimmy Wang Yu (One-Armed Swordsman) – who usually gets a bad wrap for being overly cocky, both onscreen and off – is often looked down upon for not having any visually impressive martial arts abilities. In the 2008 documentary Not Quite Hollywood: The Wild, Untold Story of Ozploitation!, cast and crew from The Man from Hong Kong expressed negativity towards working with Wang Yu:

“Jimmy was just horrible” – Hal McElory, Assistant Director
“One of two worst people I’ve ever worked with in my life” – David Hannay, Producer
“He basically had no respect for anybody” – George Lazenby, Co-star

Apparently, Wang Yu tried to take complete control over the production, which caused heated arguments between him and director Brian Trenchard-Smith. In fact, Brian has a cameo in one of the film’s key fight scenes – a duel between him and Wang Yu – which takes place on top of a moving elevator. In the scene, many of Wang Yu’s punches aimed at Brian were supposedly real, which is the result of Wang Yu not getting his way.

Wang Yu may have been difficult, but it’s evident that he put his heart an soul into the project. There were many instances where I was trying to find a stunt double, only to realize it was Wang Yu himself sacrificing his safety. Wang Yu isn’t dumb. He knew this was a big budget motion picture that had the potential to make him an international action star, so he wanted to make sure the public noticed what he was capable of. After all, Bruce’s death was still fresh and everyone – including Wang Yu – wanted to grab his torch.

If you’re a fan of the Mad Max series, you’ll appreciate co-stars Hugh Keays-Byrne (Toecutter from Mad Max), Roger Ward (Fifi from Mad Max) and Frank Thring (The Collector from Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome). The fast, witty dialogue between Hugh Keays-Byrne, Roger Ward and Wang Yu are some of the film’s finest moments. It’s funny to see Hugh Keays-Byrne so animated and alive, as opposed to his wooden “Mad Max” character. Roger Ward looks like a completely different person, probably due to the fact that he has a head of hair (he’s the bald, Mr. Clean-looking guy in Max Max).

In addition to his cameo as Win Chan, Sammo Hung serves as fight director. Sammo’s martial arts choreography is a mixed bag – some of it is smooth, some of it is brutal and some of it is lacking any type of excitement or energy. As a whole, there’s really no room to complain, especially during the savage match between Wang Yu and Lazenby. What happens to poor Lazenby definitely never happened to the other fella…

The Man from Hong Kong is a blast. In many ways, it’s an easy film to make fun of because of its 1970’s cheese factor and corny one-liners; at the same time, you can’t deny that its action sequences are breathtaking and light years ahead of their time.

Highly recommended.

Jeff Bona‘s Rating: 8/10

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Prachya Pinkaew readies ‘The Kick’ with ‘Chocolate’ star JeeJa Yanin

You might want to think twice before you ask to date someone in this family

The trailer for the new film from “Ong Bak” director Prachya Pinkaew, the Thai martial arts film “The Kick,” should arrive any day now. In the meantime, Twitch Film has a look at the poster art and some new promotional photos.

“The Kick” follows a Korean family of Tae Kwon Do experts who run a martial arts gym in Bangkok, Thailand and encounter all sorts of trouble with some treasure robbers. “Chocolate” star JeeJa Yanin has a supporting role in the movie as well. Fans of Thai action movies are greatly anticipating what should be a fun, ass-kicking flick! “The Kick” opens in Korea on November 3rd.

UPDATE: The teaser trailer is online now but, be advised, it’s the very definition of a “teaser.” The trailer doesn’t seem to show any actual footage from the film itself, merely a demo of the actor’s martial arts abilities against a black backdrop.

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City of God aka Cidade de Deus Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

City of God aka Cidade de Deus Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

City of God aka Cidade de Deus Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

RELEASE DATE: December 13, 2011

The gangster classic has arrived on Blu-ray! Celebrated with worldwide acclaim, this powerful story of crime and redemption has won numerous prestigious awards around the globe! Directed by Fernando Meirelles and Katia Lund, and starring Alexandre Rodrigues, Matheus Nachtergaele, Leandro Firmino, Douglas Silva and Alice Braga.

I think it’s time for you to watch the trailer once again.

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Champions aka Duo Biao (Lionsgate)

Champions aka Duo Biao (Lionsgate)

Champions aka Duo Biao (Lionsgate)

RELEASE DATE: December 13, 2011

Lionsgate is releasing Tsui Siu Ming’s (Bury Me High) 2008 action film Champions, which is about an underdog wushu athlete (Dicky Cheung) whose dream is to represent China in a martial arts performance at the Olympic Games so as to win the heart of a national sprinter, the girl he’s in love with. Also starring Xie Miao, Priscilla Wong Chui-Yu, Debbie Goh, Yu Rong-Guang, Xu Xiangdong and Li Hui.

Check out the trailer.

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Blu-ray and DVD Releases for 9/20/11

The Sword with No Name aka Like Fireworks, Like Butterflies Blu-ray/DVD (Funimation)

Don't tell me this guy rides a horse with no name too

Wondering what’s coming out on blu-ray/DVD this Tuesday that would be of interest to your average fan of Asian and genre cinema? Read on because once again City on Fire has you covered with our handy list:

ASIAN CINEMA

Blades of Blood (DVD) – Lionsgate releases this 2010 Korean historical actioner that is, appropriately enough, “Rated R for bloody violence”

The Sword With No Name (blu-ray/DVD) – Funimation releases this 2009 Korean historical epic on blu-ray and DVD. A lowly servant of the royal court must defend the Queen against Japanese invaders. Expect lots of screaming and sword flailing to ensue

Tajomaru: The Avenging Blade (blu-ray/DVD) – Funimation is also putting out this 2009 Japanese historical action film, based at least somewhat on the bandit Tajomaru from Akira Kurosawa’s “Rashomon”

Accidental Spy (DVD) – this 2001 Jackie Chan action movie has been available on DVD for many years now, but distributor Echo Bridge Home Entertainment is putting out a budget priced reissue that you can procure for only $6.99 on Amazon

CULT

The Riddle of the Sands (DVD) – VCI Entertainment releases this 1978 feature starring Michael York, about a young yachtsman who teams up with a British official to try and stop a German plan to invade Great Britain in 1901

The Black Tent (DVD) – as part of their “The Rank” collection, VCI Entertainment is also releasing this 1956 film, shot on location in Libya, about a young man in 1942 searching for his brother who may or may not be alive after military conflicts in the region

FOREIGN

Bride Flight (blu-ray/DVD) – this 2009 Dutch film set in 1950’s New Zealand has won rave reviews from audiences for its tale of star-crossed love. Rutger Hauer also stars in a supporting role

We Are the Night (DVD) – IFC Midnight presents this 2010 German film about a group of women who are young, beautiful, and undead. Yup, they’re creatures of the night

Le Beau Sarge (blu-ray/DVD) – the Criterion Collection releases this 1958 film, often credited with jumpstarting the French New Wave, directed by Claude Chabrol

Les Cousins (blu-ray/DVD) – another Claude Chabrol film, a French love triangle from 1959, gets the Criterion Collection treatment

MAINSTREAM

Captain America (DVD) – starting on Tuesday, you can  order a manufactured DVD-R from Amazon as part of MGM’s “Manufacturing on Demand” program. Before Chris Evans portrayed the patriotic super soldier onscreen, “Cyborg” director Albert Pyun made this low-budget Captain America movie in 1992 with Matt Salinger, the son of famous author J.D. Salinger

Dumbo (blu-ray) – Disney celebrates the 70th anniversary of their 1941 animated classic “Dumbo” with this high definition release

Casino Royale (blu-ray) – the hi-def release of the 1967 James Bond spoof was once a Best Buy exclusive but will be available on Amazon starting Tuesday

HORROR

The Others (blu-ray) – this popular 2001 ghost story allowed Nicole Kidman to use her sixth sense

Blue Sunshine (DVD) – this 1976 horror film from director Jeff Lieberman, about an experimental drug that leads to a murder spree, is considered a minor classic of 70’s low-budget horror cinema

Vamp (blu-ray/DVD) – this 1986 film stars Grace Jones and Chris Makepeace, and is billed as a “sexy horror comedy” about a fraternity’s run in with a female vampire

Dead Heat (blu-ray/DVD) – this notorious 1988 horror comedy stars Treat Williams and Joe Piscopo as two buddy cops who may just have to become zombies if they want to defeat the undead plaguing their city

Final Exam: Remastered Edition (DVD) – Katarina’s Nightmare Theater rereleases this 1981 slasher film on remastered DVD

Devil Within Her AKA I Don’t Want to be Born (DVD) – a 1976 horror film courtesy of the Katarina’s Nightmare Theater imprint

Haunted (DVD) – this 1977 horror film is presented on DVD by Maria’s “B” Movie Myahem

The Vineyard (DVD) – part of distributor Image Entertainment’s DVD “Midnight Madness Series,” this 1989 horror film stars City on Fire regulars James Hong (“Big Trouble in Little China”) and Michael Wong (“Knockoff”)

Other DVD releases from the Midnight Madness Series this week include: Slugs (1987), The Stuff (1985), Sister, Sister (1988), The Initiation (1984), Dead End Drive-In (1986), Flowers in the Attic (1987), and Mountaintop Motel Massacre (1986)

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City Under Siege Blu-ray & DVD (Funimation)

City Under Siege Blu-ray & DVD (Funimation)

City Under Siege Blu-ray & DVD (Funimation)

RELEASE DATE: December 27, 2011

Funimation continues their string of live action Asian releases with City Under Siege, a sci-fi/martial arts flick directed by Benny Chan (New Police Story) and starring Aaron Kwok, Shu Qi, Collin Chou and Jacky Wu. The plot follows a group of circus performers who go on a rampage after they’re exposed to chemical gas, which has given them superhuman abilities. Check out the trailer.

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Ip Man: Legend is Born Blu-ray & DVD (Funimation)

Ip Man: Legend is Born Blu-ray & DVD (Funimation)

Ip Man: Legend is Born Blu-ray & DVD (Funimation)

RELEASE DATE: December 13, 2011

Ip Man: Legend is Born (aka The Legend is Born – Ip Man) is based on the teenage life of Wing Chun master Ip Man. Even though the film was openly marketed as a prequel (and sometimes as Ip Man 3) to the Donnie Yen/Wilson Yip movies, Ip Man: Legend is Born is not officially attached to those titles. Directed by Herman Yau (Untold Story) and starring Dennis To, Sammo Hung, Yuen Biao, Fan Siu-wong and Ip Chun, real life son of Ip Man.

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Street Battle Los Angeles aka A Better Place DVD (Pathfinder)

Street Battle Los Angeles aka A Better Place DVD (Pathfinder)

Street Battle Los Angeles aka A Better Place DVD (Pathfinder)

RELEASE DATE: November 22, 2011

Japanese gangs, Korean gangs, the Mafia, and every type of criminal imaginable gets involved in what turns into the most massive street fight you’ll ever witnesses; and Kenji (Masashi Odate) is caught right in the middle. Starring Masashi Odate (The Last Samurai) and Hidetoshi Imura (Akira’s Hip Hop Shop). Street Battle Los Angeles is a American/Japanese co-production.

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Saki The Killer aka Saki DVD (Pathfinder)

Saki The Killer DVD (Pathfinder)

Saki The Killer DVD (Pathfinder)

RELEASE DATE: November 22, 2011

When Saki’s grandfather (Hidetoshi Imura) visits Saki (Sachiko Kokubu), he also brings trouble, in the form of an evil Yakuza. Saki uses her artistic demons to fight the gangsters and killers who infiltrate her life, threatening everything in sight. Saki The Killer is a American/Japanese co-production.

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Ninja Assassin (2009) Review

"Ninja Assassin" Korean Theatrical Poster

“Ninja Assassin” Korean Theatrical Poster

Director: James McTeigue
Cast: Rain, Naomie Harris, Ben Miles, Rick Yune, Sho Kosugi, Sung Kang, Randall Duk Kim, Linh Dan Pham, Ill-Young Kim, Yuki Iwamoto, Stephen Marcus
Running Time: 99 min.

By Mighty Peking Man

If any of the following statements apply to you, then chances are, you definitely went through a “ninja phase” in the 1980s:

1. You had a copy of Revenge of the Ninja playing religiously in your VCR.

2. You bought martial arts magazines just for the advertisements that featured ninja weapons.

3. You dressed as a ninja for Halloween (which meant a black T-shirt wrapped around your head… at least for me).

4. You owned blunt ninja stars, hand claws, and ninja shoes that you purchased from your local swap meet.

5. “Only A Ninja Can Destroy A Ninja” was the coolest quote ever.

Remember the magic you felt while watching those Sho Kosugi flicks like Revenge of the Ninja? Or how about Duel to the Death and Five Element Ninjas? Well, if you’re hoping to revisit that same magic with Ninja Assassin, get ready for absolutely NOTHING.

Yes, Ninja Assassin has a fair amount of violence and extreme gore. Yes, it brings ninjas back to the big screen; Yes, the film’s poster is extremely cool; And yes, Sho Kosugi, the ninja actor that every child idolized, has a beefy part – it’s just too bad that all of this adds up to about 2 hours of soulless shit.

Honestly, the film’s slick trailer is as good as it gets. The plot blows… okay, I know, I know, it’s a martial arts movie, right? Well, yeah, but there’s no martial arts that can be deciphered. In fact, why even pay a professional fight choreographer if your camera is zoomed in at 200% against someone’s nutsack? And I’m not even going to mention the nighttime/darkly lit settings. Seriously?

I guess I should be used to a disappointment. I keep on forgetting that most Hollywood action films are catered for average knuckle-heads who saw Transformers 2 on opening day, and watched Avatar six times in the theaters. Give these fools some cgi hira-shuriken, buckets of blood, and multiple beheadings, and they’ll think it’s the best movie ever.

The lead, Rain, a Korean pop singer/actor, physically fits the role and handles the martial arts scenes well (from the 3 seconds that are visible). However, when the guy opens his mouth, he sounds a little too feminine to be the lead in an action movie. He reminds me of one of those Asian guys who does women’s nails for a living. And uh, get a last name, prick.

What a waste of an ultra-cool title for an ultra-lame movie. James McTeigue, Joel Silver, The Wachowskis; go f*ck yourselves!

Mighty Peking Man’s Rating: 2/10 (1 point for Sho Kosugi, 1 point for Naomie Harris)


By American Ninja Man

More ninja and less ass. Thank you.

First of all, Ninja Assassin has but one saving grace, and that is Sho Kosugi; when he appeared on screen, I was excited; too bad he wasn’t the focal point and the far less-interesting Rain was.

The fight sequences are okay, and there is a cool opening; but aside from some adequate action and guys in black jammies kicking the crap out of each other the, film takes far too much time with the ridiculous CIA subplot investigating the ninjas, and that detracts from what enjoyment one can get from such a movie.

Also, did I mention how lame Rain is? Is he trying to pay homage to the pink ninja from Mortal Kombat? If so, he sure did a good job because he was one lame ninja.

Seriously, if this thing floats your boat, rent American Ninja or Revenge of The Ninja again; I mean at least those films actually have a ‘ninja’ presence, plus both are fun in a shits and giggles kind of way.

The fact this doesn’t live up to the Kosugi/Dudikoff standards is surprising, but it goes without saying that this has nothing on Shaw Bros’ (gods of cinema, as far as I’m concerned) Five Element Ninjas – it’s equally gory and it has great fight sequences. This one just has Sho Kosugi and some dipshit named Rain, which is why those ninja flicks I mentioned live on with a cult following, while this one just tries too hard.

Also, for a ninja film this thing takes itself way too seriously and really, nobody wants to see a ninja film that’s trying to be Shakespeare.

American Ninja Man’s Rating: 5/10

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True Legend (2010) Review

"True Legend" American Theatrical Poster

“True Legend” American Theatrical Poster

Director: Yuen Woo Ping
Cast: Vincent Chiu Man Chuk, Zhou Xun, Andy On, Jay Chou Kit Lun, Michelle Yeoh, Leung Kar Yan, Jiang Lu Xia, Gordon Liu, David Carradine, Guo Xiao Dong, Feng Xiaogang, Jacky Heung Cho, Cung Le
Running Time: 116 min.

By HKFanatic

Tell me again why Vincent Zhao never became as big as Jet Li? Despite starring in movies like Tsui Hark’s cult classic “The Blade” and the underrated martial arts flick “Fist Power,” Vincent Zhao’s star never really shined as bright as many of his peers. Yuen Woo-Ping’s latest film, the 2010 mystical kung fu epic “True Legend,” then, is Zhao’s chance to steal the spotlight: the movie is 2 hours of Zhao doing nothing but kicking ass and taking names.

The film actually features several great onscreen martial artists: Andy On (“Bad Blood“), Cung Le (“Bodyguards & Assassins“), Luxia Jiang (“Coweb“), Jay Chou. Well, I thought Jay Chou (Kato in the latest “Green Hornet” film) was just a singer-turned-actor but Yuen Woo-Ping saw fit to cast him as “The God of Wushu” so Ping must know something I don’t. To be fair, this is probably my favorite role of Chou’s.

Since the story is essentially an homage to classic Shaw Brothers movies, we also get a few cameos from old-school greats like Gordon Liu (“36th Chamber of Shaolin“) and Leung Kar Yan (“Five Shaolin Masters“). Rounding out the all-star cast is Michelle Yeoh and David Carradine in walk-on roles. It’s nice to have them in the film but I bet their paychecks were embarrassingly large for what amounts to less than 5 minutes of screentime.

Like any kung fu movie worth its salt, “True Legend” spins a twisted tale of revenge and redemption. Vincent Zhao plays a great military general during the waning years of the Qing Dynasty. He retires to a quiet life of teaching Wushu and lets his brother-in-law (Andy On), who’s always felt he was in Zhao’s shadow, take up position as governor. The years pass and Andy On returns, now infused with the dark power of the Five Venom Fists, his skin turned a ghastly Dracula white as a result. Andy still holds a grudge against Zhao and decides to take what he believes is rightfully his – and a bloody battle ensues. If you’re getting the hunch that Vincent Zhao is going to have to train for years and years to find a way to defeat the Five Venom Fists, then you’ve seen your share of martial arts movies too.

Had Yuen Woo-Ping stuck with this storyline and expanded on it a bit – explained why Andy On’s character became so evil and explored his tragic childhood with Vincent Zhao – I might have even given “True Legend” a solid 10/10. For better or worse, the film pulls an “Ip Man 2” towards the end and tacks on an extended third act in which Chinese martial artists must defend their pride against burly Westerners. It’s the scene where Jet Li fought Nathan Jones in “Fearless,” extrapolated to thirty minutes. The action here is still fun to watch but it’s not like seeing Vincent Zhao fight Andy On in a life or death battle at the one hour mark – two immensely skilled opponents fighting with lethal precision. Their extended fight scene is definitely the highlight of the film and a showcase for Yuen Woo-Ping’s ace choreography. The final 30 minutes don’t quite match that thrill; “True Legend’s” one glaring flaw is that it doesn’t quit when the going’s good.

Regardless, the entire film is full of excellent, wire-assisted martial arts battles. The emphasis here is on R-rated blows to the head and lethal stabbings rather than balletic, dance-like moves. The performances are decent, even if the script tends to rush through anything resembling character development. Actress Zhou Xun is almost unbearably gorgeous as Vincent Zhao’s loyal wife; it’s the kind of role usually reserved for Fan Bingbing but Xun is given much more to do here than just dote on her husband. Computer-generated backgrounds are a frequent eyesore – perhaps Yuen Woo-Ping was going for the whole “300” digital backdrop feel – but they’re easy enough to overlook.

What makes “True Legend” so enjoyable is that doesn’t feel like a 2010 film at all. At its heart, it’s a throwback to the classic Shaw Brothers films, with their tales of deadly techniques and treebark-smashing punches, and a celebration of Yuen Woo-Ping’s fight choreography. If you can tolerate some less than stellar special effects and a disjointed third act, “True Legend” is a damn good time at the movies. With any luck, it will lead to more high profile projects for underdog Vincent Zhao. This is a martial arts flick for people who love martial arts flicks.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 8.5/10

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