Hot, the Cool and the Vicious, The (1976) Review

"The Hot, the Cool and the Vicious" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“The Hot, the Cool and the Vicious” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Lee Tso Nam
Writer: Cheung San Yee
Cast: Tan Tao Liang, Don Wong Tao, Philip Ko Fei, Jimmy Lee Fong, Suen Ga Lam, George Wang Jue, Lau Yin Seung, Tommy Lee, Chai Kai, Sit Hon, Man Chung San, Sit Cheung Man, Tan Tao Kung, To Wai Wo
Running Time: 89 min.

By Numskull

Straight from the Tai Seng DVD package:

“Flashy leg combats highlight this superb action adventure, considered to be one of the best made films in leg fighting! To determine which one of them possesses the best leg fighting technique, three kung fu experts embark on a series of competitions to see who’s the ultimate kung fu master. THE HOT, THE COOL, AND THE VICIOUS is oriental combat at its finest!”

Whoever wrote that should be fired.

The Hot, the Cool and the Vicious (with or without a second comma) is REALLY about a struggle between Bai Yu Ching (Don Wong), a notorious wandering killer in the employ of a small town’s crooked mayor, and Lu Tung Chun (Tan Tao-Liang), the security chief of that same town, who is hunting down the mayor’s son because he killed his soon-to-be mother-in-law (in a western society, he’d more likely thank him for his trouble). The mayor of this town is a real asshole who runs a counterfeiting operation with a guy named Mr. Lung (Tommy Lee, who also choreographed the fights). Mr. Lung looks like an extremely primitive attempt by a blind makeup artist to pass a Chinese man off as a Caucasian. Three notable female characters who complicate the matter are Lu Tung Chun’s fiancee, a shady innkeeper, and some woman who craves revenge on Lu Tung Chun for a perceived past injustice and enlists Bai Yu Chung’s aid.

With this ambitious setup, there’s considerable potential here. But with these restrained fight scenes and that even-worse-than-usual English dubbing, the film is only moderately enjoyable. In combat, Bai Yu Chung relies almost exclusively on his hands while Lu Tung Chun mostly uses an impressive array of kicks; this isn’t turned into a lame gimmick but, at the same time, I think the fights could have been a little bit better off if the choreography had made a little bit more of a point of illustrating each man’s specialty.

As you have no doubt deduced by now, I have very little to say about this film. It is by no means a bad kung fu movie, but there’s no shortage of better ones out there.

Numskull’s Rating: 6/10

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Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown (2011) Review

"Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown" DVD Cover

“Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown” DVD Cover

Director: Michael Jai White
Cast: Michael Jai White, Evan Peters, Alex Meraz, Dean Geyer, Todd Duffee, Scott Epstein, Jillian Murray, Lyoto Machida, Eddie Bravo,  John McCarthy
Running Time: 99 min.

By HKFanatic

Michael Jai White’s been paying his dues in the movie industry for awhile now – he donned the billowy red cape of the titular hero in 1997’s “Spawn” and spin-kicked Jean Claude Van Damme’s ass through several sheets of glass in “Universal Soldier: The Return” (1999) – but it seems like the talented actor and martial artist is finally about to achieve the stardom he deserves. 2009 was a great year for White: the blaxpoitation riff “Black Dynamite” became an instant cult hit while action fans were treated to his best fight scenes yet in “Blood and Bone.” After a brief detour into the land of Tyler Perry, Michael Jai White has carried his genre movie momentum into this year with a starring role in the “Mortal Kombat: Legacy” web series and the film that might just be the culmination of all his hard work, his directorial debut “Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown.” Sony is rather unceremoniously releasing the film on Unrated DVD this September 13 but don’t let the lack of fanfare dissuade you. For fans of Michael Jai White, “Never Back Down 2” is a must see.

As a director, White makes a confident debut behind the camera. Sometimes they say if you truly want a meaty, dramatic role, you’ve got to make the movie yourself. Hey, it’s worked for guys like Kevin Costner and Clint Eastwood. And what I love about “Never Back Down 2” is that Michael Jai White gets to play the kind of character we don’t normally see from him. In “Black Dynamite,” he was basically poking fun at his own tough guy image; in “Blood and Bone” he was a stoic warrior who carefully chose each word. I wouldn’t say he’s more ‘laid back’ in “The Beatdown” but in his role as a teacher to four college-age Mixed Martial Arts students he gets to be a shit-talker, a mentor, a fighter, a father figure, and just an all around more relateable human being. This isn’t empty hype: “The Beatdown” is my favorite performance yet from White, who proves there’s more sides to him as an actor than we’ve previously witnessed. There’s a scene White filmed in close-up where he talks about his past and how Hurricane Katrina affected his family, and it’s the kind of authentic-feeling, emotionally-charged moment that White is rarely allowed to deliver. Although the screenplay’s main focus is on White’s students and the ups and downs of their personal lives, the heart of the film is definitely White’s teacher character.

Funnily enough, most of Michael Jai White’s dramatic scenes are played against Evan Peters, who as far as I know is the only returning character from “Never Back Down” but you’re more likely to recognize him as one of the comic book geek friends in “Kick-Ass.” Comparing “The Beatdown” to the original, they’re entirely different entities. The first movie was one of those flicks that I half-heartedly watched in the background when it was on TV but it was basically a high school exploitation movie about teenage kids getting into unrealistically violent street fights with overly slick camerawork. By moving the setting into college, “The Beatdown” is a lot more believable; and the emphasis is now on extensive training sequences and real submission techniques. This film is a love letter to fans of Mixed Martial Arts, UFC, or any kind of professional fighting. Michael Jai White has been in plenty of great action movies at this point (“Undisputed II” and “Blood and Bone” being my personal favorites) so he knows how to film fight scenes. There’s no flashy editing or close-ups to obscure what’s going on. When two guys are going at it in the ring, you get to see it all.

The cast is rounded out by Dean Geyer (“Australian Idol” 2006), Alex Meraz (“Twilight” saga), Todd Duffee (a real life heavyweight UFC fighter), and Scottie Epstein (MMA fighter). “Twilight” pedigree or not, I have to say I was most impressed by Alex Meraz, who is an actual student of martial arts including Capoeria. He does the kind of spinning kicks in the ring that remind me of Scott Adkins in “Undisputed III.” He even has a few moves during training sequences that almost look like breakdancing. Despite his character being a bit of a womanizing jerk, Meraz made him likable – no small feat. If he wanted to, I get the feeling that Meraz could carry his own action film.

The fight scenes are choreographed by Larnell Stovall, who in my mind is an unsung genius of American action movies right now. The guy’s been doing stunt work in Hollywood since 2001 but he’s really come into his own as a choreographer as of late, working on films like “Undisputed III,” the aforementioned “Mortal Kombat: Legacy,” and next year’s “Universal Soldier: A New Dimension.” Larnell’s philosophy is to show actors performing 7 to 10 moves before the camera cuts to another take, something that’s almost unheard of in the world of mainstream Hollywood’s “shakycam” style action. The fights in “The Beatdown” are incredibly fluid and well-choreographed; they don’t necessarily reach the brutality of something like “Undisputed III” but that’s intentional as the film obviously strives for realism. The fight choreography here is really a glowing tribute to MMA-style submission holds, of which this film reveals there are literally hundreds of variations.

That said, my favorite fight scene is when Michael Jai White takes on about seven racist cops while his hands are in cuffs. This scene is beautifully choreographed and harkens back to the golden age of Hong Kong cinema when guys like Jackie Chan were constantly inventing fight scenes where their hands were bound or tied to someone else. White and Larnell really outdid themselves here. There’s another impressive scene where Michael Jai White fights would-be challengers at a strip club in order to raise money for the upcoming Beatdown tournament. If anyone can last a minute in the ring with White, they get $100; needless to say, nobody walks out of that strip club $100 richer. I think White takes out every opponent in one move in this scene that feels reminiscent of “Blood and Bone.”

The screenplay delivers the unlikely premise of jocks versus a comic book geek. Yup, Scottie Epstein plays the once-picked on employee of a comic book store who decides to get even, get buff, and use his martial arts prowess for evil. The plot probably wouldn’t have worked except Epstein is so good at giving crazy looks. The script is chock full of dumb one-liners but I’ll give writer Chuck Hauty credit: he knows how to write trash talk. I applaud any screenwriter who gets Michael Jai White to call other grown men “bitches.” And the story is structured well enough that all the other characters are ready to put aside their numerous differences and team up to kick Epstein’s ass at the end. I coulda done without the gratuitous nudity shoe-horned into the film at every turn, which honestly feels like the reason “The Beatdown” is Unrated since the violence is more in line with the MMA fights you can see on pay TV. Nobody would ever accuse this film of being classy but the producers must figure this is what their audience wants to see.

‘Direct to video sequels to theatrical films’ is not a trend that inspires confidence in a viewer but “The Beatdown” is a movie I would have gladly paid to see in theaters. And the presence of Michael Jai White should put any lingering fears to rest. The original “Never Back Down” was aimed at the mainstream teeny-bopper crowd who thinks MMA is “cool”; “The Beatdown” is for true fight fans. With White behind and in front of the camera, he gets to show off his rippling muscles, considerable acting chops, and flair for directing fight scenes. No matter who taps out in the ring, Michael Jai White fans are the real winners with “The Beatdown.” The ending hints at a sequel in which White would player an even larger role. Need I say it? Bring it on!

HKFanatic’s Rating: 7.5/10

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Dusting off cinematic oddities on Netflix Instant

Kenji Mizoguchi’s “Life of Oharu” (1952)

The New York Times has a great article about the obscure cinematic curiosities that hardcore cinephiles may want to dig up on Netflix Instant and Hulu, including the 105-minute cut of Edgar G. Ulmer’s 1949 film noir “Ruthless” and Richard Sale’s 1955 “Gentlemen Marry Brunettes” (in HD, no less).

Read the article here.

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Michael Jai White delivers The Beatdown on September 13

Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown cover art

Featuring more thrilling and jaw dropping fight sequences than the original; Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown hits Unrated DVD September 13th from Sony Pictures Home Entertainment. Starring America’s number one martial arts action star Michael Jai White (Black Dynamite, Blood and Bone) in his directorial debut, Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown returns to the adrenaline-pumped underground world of MMA fighting, as a group of four college-aged fighters must learn the most intense fighting techniques and go head-to-head in a punishing Beatdown competition.

The film also stars Dean Geyer (“Australian Idol” 2006), Alex Meraz (Twilight), Evan Peters (Never Back Down, Kick-Ass), and Jillian Murray (Wild Things: Foursome) and features professional MMA and UFC stars, including UFC Light Heavyseight Champion Loyoto Machida, Todd Duffee, “Big” John McCarthy, Eddie Bravo, and Scottie Epstein. Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown includes deleted scenes and filmmaker commentary. The film will be available on DVD for $26.99 SRP.

Michael Jai White and his students

Never Back Down 2 beats the original in every single way.”-Ryan McLelland, Ain’t It Cool News

Delivers a beatdown to every other fighting flick.”-Jarett Wieselman, NYPost.com

Appearances by Lyoto Machida, ‘Big’ John McCarthy, and Eddie Bravo jack up the reality factor.”-Robert W. Young, Black Belt Mgazine

Some of the best martial arts action in years!“-Ric Meyers, Insidekung-fu.com

Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown is a Mandalay Pictures – BMP, Inc production. Directed by Michael Jai White, the film was written by Chris Hauty (Never Back Down) and produced by Craig Baumgarten (Universal Soldier series) and David Zelon (Into the Blue), and executive produced by Moshe Diamant (Dragon Eyes). Fight choreography by Larnell Stovall (Undisputed III).

Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown has a runtime of 103 minutes and is unrated. DVD debuts on September 13, 2011.

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Blitz (2011) Review

"Blitz" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Blitz” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: Elliott Lester
Writer: Ken Bruen, Nathan Parker
Cast: Jason Statham, Paddy Considine, Aidan Gillen, David Morrissey, Zawe Ashton, Luke Evans, Mark Rylance
Running Time: 97 min.

By HKFanatic

“Blitz” is a 2011 police thriller starring Jason Statham and represents the first production effort from Lionsgate UK. While the film secured a theatrical release in the United Kingdom, it went straight to DVD and blu-ray in North America. After watching “Blitz,” I’m not surprised it was resigned to Redbox on our shores. You could argue whether American audiences would have responded to a cop movie set entirely in London without any American characters, but beyond that the movie is just a slow and tepid affair. If you’re looking for the next “Crank” or even “The Transporter,” don’t stop here. There’s very little action in this movie, which at 97 minutes feels almost twice as long due to poor directing and an aimless script.

The film starts off promisingly enough: Jason Statham wakes up in his apartment and hears some punks trying to jack a car outside. He heads to the streets with a giant wooden paddle and proceeds to beat the shit out of them. This scene is about as much fighting as Statham does the entire movie but it’s meant to establish right away that Jason Statham is a cop with an attitudewho plays by his own rules. You know, like “Dirty Harry” or every cop character that Steven Seagal ever played. Statham almost seems to be a parody of himself in this film: he’s a hard-drinking, cussing cop who constantly does things that would get a normal police officer thrown off the force. There’s even video surveillance footage of him beating a suspect with a pool cue and then stuffing an 8 ball in the guy’s mouth. But his superiors keep him around because “he’s the best” and “he gets results,” blah blah. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.

The problem for the screenwriters is that Jason Statham’s character is static and you can’t devote a feature length film to a character who doesn’t change. So a lot of the runtime is eaten up by supporting characters, like a young female cop who’s recently gotten out of a disastrous undercover stint that saw her hooked on drugs. The villain of the piece, a crazed killer who hates cops down to his very bones, might just get more screentime than Statham. The audience has to endure the sight of him giggling at quiz shows in his underwear.

The sad thing is, “Blitz” actually features a decent cast of British actors. Starring alongside Statham is Paddy Considine (“The Bourne Ultimatum,” “Dead Man’s Shoes”), who gives the film’s best performance. David Morrissey (“Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction,” “Centurion”) plays a sleazy journalist. We know he’s sleazy because he’s got porn on his laptop screen while he’s at work. The bad guy, played by Aidan Gillen, looked really familiar as soon as he appeared onscreen. It took me about twenty minutes to realize he was also the villain in the Jackie Chan/Owen Wilson vehicle “Shanghai Knights.” If you had the misfortune of seeing WWF star John Cena’s “Speed” rip-off “12 Rounds,” he was the bad guy there too. The guy seems to get typecast as these deranged, borderline-megomaniacal villains and he’s no stranger to overacting, but I’m sure there are plenty of people who will find him to be the most entertaining thing about “Blitz.” Statham himself is kind of a vacuum of charisma, seeing as all he does is talk in his usual put-on raspy voice and drink a lot of whiskey.

I struggled to hear the dialogue in “Blitz” since a lot of is delivered in a whisper or masked behind thick British accents. This is the kind of movie you may want to turn the subtitles on for even though it’s in English. Then again, I’m not sure if understanding what the characters were saying would have made “Blitz” any more enjoyable. Here’s a sample exchange that I did manage to pick up:

STATHAM: Did she get a good look at the suspect?

COP: No. She just said he was big and white.

STATHAM: Big and white, eh? So he’s not the black kid from “Different Strokes.”

Groan. Making a good Jason Statham movie is not rocket science. When I rent a movie with him on the cover, I want to see him talk some shit, get into a few tussles or shoot-outs, maybe drive a cool car, and put the villain through some serious pain. “Blitz” doesn’t deliver any of that. Worse yet, it seems to advocate that that London Police be allowed to use excessive force and execute suspects when they deem necessary. Considering the current climate of phone-hacking scandals and widescale riots over in England, this is probably not the most socially responsible message to send.

The movie is an adaption of the novel by Ken Bruen, which I have not read. Maybe fans of the book will be more pleased with “Blitz.” For me it failed to be even a passable way to spend a night in front of the TV. There’s an on-foot “chase” at climax of the movie, in which Aidan Gillen’s character shadows Jason Statham, that is indicative of the poor filmmaking behind “Blitz.” This scene just goes on forever. I started to feel bad for the composer since he had to generate so much ‘suspenseful music’ to cover what felt like ten minutes of Aidan Gillen trailing behind Statham – first at a graveyard, then in traffic, to a parking garage, and finally up a flight of stairs that felt endless. At this point the audience has got to be screaming: get to the point already! “Blitz” never does, and then it’s over.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 4/10

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The Taking of Pelham One Two Three aka Pelham 1-2-3 Blu-ray (MGM)

The Taking of Pelham One Two Three aka Pelham 1-2-3 Blu-ray (MGM)

The Taking of Pelham One Two Three aka Pelham 1-2-3 Blu-ray (MGM)

RELEASE DATE: November 1, 2011

Don’t let Tony Scott’s glossy remake scare you away from the gritty 1974 original. The plot is about a group of armed men who highjack a New York City subway train and hold it and its passengers for ransom. It’s up there with some of the best 1970’s crime movies ever made. Directed by Joseph Sargent and starring Walter Matthau, Robert Shaw and Hector Elizondo. A must see! Check out the trailer.

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The Treasure Hunter Blu-ray & DVD (Funimation)

The Treasure Hunter DVD (Funimation)

The Treasure Hunter DVD (Funimation)

RELEASE DATE: November 15, 2011

Directed by Chu Yin-Ping (“Kung Fu Dunk“), Treasure Hunter is a 2009 Taiwanese action/adventure film. It stars Jay Chou (“The Green Hornet“), Lin Chi-ling and Eric Tsang (“Bodyguards & Assassins“); with action by Ching Siu-tung (“Duel to the Death“). Check out the trailer here.

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Italian Crime Comes to Netflix Instant

Franco Nero does the "Death Wish" routine in "Street Law"

We may be bemoaning their 60% price increase but at least Netflix is steadily adding genre films to their streaming catalog, including some “Poliziotteschi” movies. During the 1960’s and 1970’s, Italian directors popularized Italian crime and police films which were later nicknamed Poliziotteschi movies. What these flicks lacked in finesse they made up for with “mucho gusto”: they were all about tough-talking cop or vigilante protagonists, dangerous stunt work, tense shoot-outs, and memorable music.

Many of these films have recently been made available on Netflix Instant. Here’s a look at some select titles:

Live Like a Cop, Die Like a Man (1976)  – directed by Ruggero Deodato of “Cannibal Holocaust” infamy. Ray Lovelock and Marc Porel play two womanizing cops who shoot first, ask questions later

Street Law (1974) – directed by Enzo G. Castellari, who made the original “Inglorious Bastards.” Franco Nero of “Django” fame becomes a vigilante after he is the victim of a violent crime. Released the same year as Charles Bronson’s “Death Wish,” also starring former Bond girl Barbara Bach (“The Spy Who Loved Me”)

The Big Racket (1976) – directed by Enzo G. Castellari. Leading man Fabio Testi of “What Have You Done to Solange?” fame takes on a protection racket in a small Italian village

Beast With a Gun AKA Mad Dog Killer (1977) – directed by Sergio Grieco

The Italian Connection (1972) – directed by Fernando Di Leo

The Boss (1973) – directed by Fernando Di Leo, starring Henry Silva

Rulers of the City (1976) – directed by Fernando Di Leo, starring Jack Palance

Calibur 9 (1972) – directed by Fernando Di Leo

Still in the mood for some Italian thrills? You might want to watch these Italian horror/giallo films that were also recently added to Netflix Instant.

The Cat ‘o Nine Tails (1971) – one of Argento’s early giallo is a vintage Italian murder mystery, with a score by Ennio Morricone. Streaming in HD

Deep Red (1975) – Dario Argento’s seminal giallo that garnered attention worldwide. Soundtrack by Goblin. Streaming in HD

Inferno (1980) – a film in Dario Argento’s “Three Mothers” trilogy. Streaming in HD

Don’t Torture a Duckling (1972) – directed by giallo master Lucio Fulci (“Zombie,” “The Beyond”)

The Perfume of the Lady in Black (1974) – an acclaimed but rare giallo directed by Francisco Barilli

Who Saw Her Die? (1972) – directed by Aldo Lado, starring former 007 George Lazenby. With a score by Ennio Morricone

The Black Belly of the Tarantula (1972) – directed by Paolo Cavara, starring not one but three Bond girls: Barbara Bouchet (“Casino Royale” ’67), Claudine Auger (“Thunderball”), and Barbara Bach (“The Spy Who Loved Me”). With a score by Ennio Morricone

The Fifth Cord (1971) – directed by Luigi Bazzoni, starring Franco Nero of “Django” fame. With a score by Ennio Morricone

Cold Eyes of Fear (1971) – an obscure early giallo from director Enzo G. Castellari, who was more well known for his action films

The Pyjama Girl Case (1977) – directed by Flavio Mogherini

Forbidden Photos of a Lady Above Suspicion (1970) – directed by Luciano Ercoli

Short Night of Glass Dolls (1971) – directed by Aldo Lado

The Bloodstained Shadow (1978) – directed by Antonio Bido

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Wong Jing goes on a Treasure Hunt to find a good movie

Theatrical poster for Wong Jing's "Treasure Hunt"

The Malay Mail has an early look at the loved and hated director Wong Jing’s latest effort, “Treasure Hunt.” The film appears to be a family adventure picture and represents a comeback attempt for actress Cecillia Cheung after a sex photo scandal hurt her film career. There’s also a cameo appearance from Lucas Tse, her child with Nicholas Tse. The reviewer says:

…Treasure Hunt bears a close resemblance to the Indiana Jones franchise, only cheaply made with a storyline that is not as exciting.

Which doesn’t bode well. Wong Jing remains confident that “Treasure Hunt” will be a hit. Read more about the movie here. The film will debut in Chinese theaters tomorrow, August 19.

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Cold Fish (2010) Review

"Cold Fish" American Theatrical Poster

“Cold Fish” American Theatrical Poster

Director: Sion Sono
Cast: Makoto Ashikawa, Denden, Mitsuru Fukikoshi, Asuka Kurosawa, Megumi Kagurazaka
Running Time: 145 min.

By HKFanatic

Japanese director Sion Sono first caught the attention of the international film community with 2001’s “Suicide Club,” a movie that remains a J-horror cult classic, notorious for its opening scene in which a cadre of schoolgirls leap in front of an oncoming train. Since then Sion Sono has been putting out films on a startlingly frequent basis, though they haven’t always found their way to North America. Bloody Disgusting Selects is releasing his 2010 effort “Cold Fish,” a remarkably bleak film that combines elements of horror, drama, and dark comedy. Perhaps even more disturbing than what occurs onscreen in “Cold Fish” is the fact that Sono based the film on a true story: a series of murders committed in 1980’s Japan by the married owners of a dog kennel.

The first twenty or thirty minutes of “Cold Fish” lull you into a false sense of security. The story is centered around a dysfunctional family unit headed by Shinamoto, the owner of a small tropical fish store. When Shinamoto’s daughter is caught shoplifting at a local market, the police are nearly called until a charismatic middle-aged man named Murato intervenes. It turns out Murato is also the owner of a larger, more successful tropical fish shop. Murato feels that Shamato’s daughter should come and work for him at his store and learn how to become a responsible adult. Shamato agrees since he’s been looking for more private time with his new, younger wife. So far so normal, but “Cold Fish” soon takes a turn for the macabre that I won’t spoil here.

Subtitled and 145 minutes long, “Cold Fish” takes a certain level of commitment to watch but it’s full of unpredictable plot twists and strong performances. Actor Denden is a revelation as Murato: this is the kind of guy who can shake your hand and smile to your face one minute, and then the next he’s serving you a poisoned drink. The heart of the film, though, is Shamato’s gradual psychological transformation. This is the familiar sight of a bespectacled, middle class Japanese man slowing giving in to his more primal urges (see also: Shinya Tsuakmoto’s “Tetsuo: The Iron Man“). Fukikoshi Mitsuru is fantastic in the role. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen someone do the “repressed husband and father” part quite so convincingly. And when his character goes off the rails towards the end, Mitsuru absolutely sells it. All it takes is his glasses being tossed into a river and he seems to turn into another person entirely.

“Cold Fish” was produced by Sushi Typhoon, the Japanese imprint known for gory splatterfests like “Machine Gun Girl” and “Tokyo Gore Police.” The company feels like an odd match for the more controlled and intellectual style of Sion Sono; although there is plenty of violence in “Cold Fish,” most of it is implied offscreen while the audience only witnesses the grisly results. Sono is more interested in exploring man’s seemingly limitless capacity for evil. In an interview for “Cold Fish,” Sono claimed he wanted to “depict a sense of total hopelessness” which he feels is “lacking in Japanese films.” As a friend of mine put it, people generally don’t watch movies to experience a feeling of total hopelessness. For all its horror movie trappings, “Cold Fish” is an artfilm; it engages a different part of the brain than your average genre flick.

While the structure of the screenplay is repetitive at times – particularly whenever the characters returned to the cabin where most of the violence takes place – ultimately I feel that Sion Sono has delivered a one of a kind cinematic experience. Even when I find it difficult to outright “love” one of Sono’s films, I have to admit that they’re always strange and unique. Not many directors could craft a movie like this. Nor could most directors make a 145 minute film about incest, rape, murder, and domestic abuse be this engaging and, well, downright funny at times. With “Cold Fish,” Sono makes an effort to convey the often contradictory and absurd nature of life, and largely succeeds. Whether this film shocks or downright offends you, you aren’t likely to forget it.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 8/10

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Big Racket, The (1976) Review

"The Big Racket" Italian Theatrical Poster

“The Big Racket” Italian Theatrical Poster

Director: Enzo G. Castellari
Cast: Fabio Testi, Vincent Gardenia, Renzo Palmer, Orso Maria Guerrini, Glauco Onorato, Marcella Michelangeli, Romano Puppo, Antonio Marsina
Running Time: 106 min.

By HKFanatic

Two years after “Street Law,” director Enzo G. Castellari returned to the Poliziotteschi genre, or Italian police films, with “The Big Racket.” This time around the main character is actually a cop (played by Fabio Testo) instead of a vigilante. Italian horror fans will probably recognize Testi from his most famous role, that of the womanizing gym teacher in the 1971 classic giallo “What Have You Done to Solange?” Fabio’s rugged good looks recall a young Sean Connery and his dynamic screen presence makes “The Big Racket” an altogether more successful film than “Street Law.” Of course, it also helps that the actor plays a capable and action-ready hero in contrast to Franco Nero’s whimpering engineer-turned-crime fighter.

Like most of these Poliziotteschi films, the first ten minutes feature crime(s) being committed in slow motion: here we have a gang of punks breaking into a jewelry store and demolishing the place while the credits are still playing! We soon find out that this once peaceful Italian village is under siege by a protection racket who will do just about anything to get money out of local storeowners. Fabio Testi is on the case but, in keeping with the cynical theme of Castellari’s 70’s films, the police’s hands are tied; there’s only so much they can do when citizens are too scared to talk and smooth-talking lawyers get in the way.

After a slow-paced hour of Fabio trying to do the right thing and failing, the real plot kicks in when he gives up his badge and assembles a gang of vigilantes, comprised of men who have all been wronged by the protection racket. Although “The Big Racket” is definitely Fabio Testi’s film, a supporting character played by Orso Maria Guerrini (also in “The Bourne Identity” and “Double Team”) steals the spotlight during the latter half of the film. Guerrini plays an ace skeet shooter out to the avenge the brutal rape and murder of his wife, which he was forced to watch. Let’s just say that the revenge that Guerrini enacts is sweet, indeed, with bloody squib-work that would make Sam Peckinpah green with envy. Guerrini’s intense, hate-filled eyes as he stares down the barrel of his sniper rifle is the iconic image of “The Big Racket.”

“The Big Racket” features the exciting stuntwork and violent gunplay that is a staple of Enzo G. Castellari’s films of this era. The budget on the movie was clearly low since half the time people are shot there’s just a puff of smoke and then they comically fall over, which lessens the impact of the violence. But I was amazed by the scene where the camera remains locked on Fabio Testi as his car rolls down a hill. Fabio’s arms flail in slow motion while glass pelts his face and the roof of the car caves in. The actor appeared to be in genuine danger during this stunt so I have no idea how the hell they pulled it off.

Castellari does a great job of making you truly hate the bad guys. The gang looks like a bunch of hippies but continually threatens store owners with rape and violence, laughing and sneering the entire time. Once their true leader is revealed, he gives a lecture about how to run a protection racket while preening around in a fancy suit; in his speech he extols the values of murdering children to get your point across. I mean, you just can’t wait to see Fabio put the hurt on these guys! Though the epic shootout doesn’t occur until the end of the film, it’s worth the wait. Behind the lens, Castellari expertly choreographs the mayhem in the crowded warehouse location, with a special emphasis on slow-motion bullet wounds; while Fabio Testi gets a big-ass shotgun to blow the bad guys away with.

The thing about Italian action cinema of this era is that it was nothing if dependable. Movies like “The Big Racket” and “Live Like a Cop, Die Like a Man” may never enter the hallowed halls of your favorite films and they can be a bit slow-paced at times, but damn. For pure bad-ass, testosterone-laden cinema, they can’t be beat. In a way, these Poliziotteschi flicks are like proto-John Woo movies: iron-jawed tough guys with limitless bullets, shooting it out in slow-motion for a cause that feels all but lost. If you love these kind of no-nonsense action flicks, “The Big Racket” is one of the best I’ve seen.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 7.5/10

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The Chaser aka Chugyeogja Blu-ray (IFC)

The Chaser Blu-ray (IFC)

The Chaser Blu-ray (IFC)

RELEASE DATE: TBA

One of my top 20 movies of all time! The Chaser is about an ex-cop turned pimp (Yun-seok Kim) who realizes his “bitches” are sporadically disappearing one by one. He backtracks through his paperwork and figures out that the latest missing girl was sent to the same guy (Jung-woo Ha) the previous missing victim was sent to. Check out the trailer, which does the movie no justice!

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Helldriver Blu-ray/DVD (Well Go USA)

Helldriver Blu-ray/DVD (Well Go USA)

Helldriver Blu-ray/DVD (Well Go USA)

RELEASE DATE: November 22, 2011

Well Go USA presents Helldriver, a Japanese splatter film directed by Yoshihiro Nishimura (Tokyo Gore Police). It stars Yumiko Hara and Eihi Shiina, and was written by Nishimura and Daichi Nagisa. Check out the trailer here.

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A Better Tomorrow (Korean remake) Blu-ray/DVD (Well Go USA)

A Better Tomorrow (Korean remake) Blu-ray/DVD (Well Go USA)

A Better Tomorrow (Korean remake) Blu-ray/DVD (Well Go USA)

RELEASE DATE: November 8, 2011

Well Go USA’s newest release is a Korean remake of one of the most influential movies to come out of Hong Kong. This new film stars Kim Gang-Woo’s (Marine Boy), Joo Jin-Mo’s (Musa) and Jo Han-Seon and directed by Song Hae-Seong (Failan). Check out the trailer and read our review.

Note: Despite what the Amazon links say, this is the remake and not John Woo’s 1986 film, as noted at Well Go USA’s official site.

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Twilight Samurai (2002) Review

"Twilight Samurai" Theatrical Poster

“Twilight Samurai” Theatrical Poster

Director: Yoji Yamada
Cast: Hiroyuki Sanada, Rie Miyazawa, Min Tanaka, Nenji Kobayashi, Ren Osugi, Mitsuru Fukikoshi, Keiko Kishi, Tetsuro Tanba, Takako Miyashima
Running Time: 129 min.

By Alexander

This isn’t your traditional samurai action flick. There’s only a couple of fight scenes, and while both are well-filmed and suspenseful, they’re short and with only a fraction of blood you would expect from a movie with the word “samurai” in the title. But the lack of action in Twilight Samurai doesn’t make it any less engaging, suspenseful or mesmerizing. Rather, its brilliance lies in it’s superb acting, pacing, cinematography and story.

Hiroyaki Sanada won the Japanese equivalent of the Oscar for Best Actor for his portrayal of the dutiful and doting Seibei Iguchi. It was well-deserved. Iguchi’s unkempt hair and tattered clothes, hooked nose and weak chin belie his mastery of the short sword and his steadfast protection of his small and relatively ramshackle home. Sanada is mesmerizing in this role. He evinces a myriad of emotions and traits, from humility and ferocity to guile and hopeless romantic.

We often see the pain and anguish and compassion of the characters in film, but rarely is a performance so powerful as to transcend that space between us and the screen of our television and actually allow us to feel these emotions. Sanada’s performance is virtuosic, his brilliance evident when we can feel his embarrassment at being reprimanded by his lord; when we feel his joy when reuniting with a childhood friend; when we feel his adoration of his two daughters; when we feel his frustration at his mother’s senility. It’s really one of the most complete and moving performances I’ve ever seen in a film.

But Sanada isn’t the only reason why I love Twilight Samurai. While the film’s running time is daunting at 129 minutes, and the prospect of little action might suggest stretches of boredom for the viewer, the film moves at a brisk pace and keeps us engaged with suspense surrounding the many dilemmas Iguchi faces. I found myself caring–a lot–about the outcome of the handful of duels, the reappearance of Tomoe (played beautifully by Rie Miyazawa), the fate of Iguchi’s daughters, and Iguchi’s constant struggle to balance his duty to his master and his duty to his broken family.

I really could ramble on and on about what I liked about Twilight Samurai; about how much I enjoyed Sanada’s performance and how enthralled I was by the plot. Instead, I’ll do something I rarely do in these oft-rambling reviews I write for the site and award Twilight Samurai a perfect score.

Alexander’s Rating: 10/10

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