Brother’s Justice | aka Jung Guns (2010) Review

"Brother's Justice" American Theatrical Poster

"Brother's Justice" American Theatrical Poster

Director: David Palmer, Dax Shepard
Writer: Dax Shepard
Producer: Nate Tuck
Cast: Dax Shepard, Nate Tuck, Tom Arnold, Bradley Cooper, Jon Favreau, Ashton Kutcher, James Feldman, David Koechner, David Palmer, Michael Rosenbaum, Jess Rowland, Rome Shadanloo, Josh Temple
Running Time: 85 min.

By Laser Beahm

Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t get the Mockumentary genre. Am I supposed to take it seriously, is it supposed to be funny, if I watched an entire movie that was supposed to be real, but it wasn’t, didn’t I just waste 2 hours of my life?

Brothers Justice is a Mockumentary film about an actor who is trying to leave his comfort zone as a comedy actor, to try to take on a new role as a martial arts expert. As he attempts to sell his new idea to movie execs, he is brutally rebuffed by practically everyone in the industry. Not willing to take “no,” for an answer, Dax and his sidekick, (virtual unknown, James Feldman), decide to shoot a trailer of the movie in order to be taken seriously. Or at least, I think that is what the movie is about. To be brutally honest, the movie gets a little convoluted. Perhaps that is just my misunderstanding of the entire genre as a whole.

Don’t get me wrong, I like Dax Shepherd, but Brothers Justice is hardly what I would call “oscar gold,” in fact, I wouldn’t even call it a “popcorn comedy”. Sure Bradley Cooper makes an appearance, and he’s always fun to look at. But, the comedy is weak, the idea is definitely missing a motive, and there are so many dull moments it probably should have been cut down by another hour. I get especially confused when Dax is explaining his movie idea to anyone who will listen, including actor/producer Jon Favreu. But, perhaps that is what Dax was going for. If it was, I apparently wasn’t in on the joke.

There are times in this movie when I feel like I am watching a group of college kids make their first movie. Sure they are the cool guys in school, and everyone wants to be a part of something cool, but was it really worth anyone’s time or money to put this thing together? The answer, sadly, is no.

There are some redeeming factors. The scene where Bradley Cooper and David Koechner’s characters are introduced is hilarious. Tom Arnold is always entertaining to watch. Dax’s sidekick has the dry humor of a saltine and the intelligence of a special olympics participant, which actually comes off as endearing. He brought me back to scenes of Cameron in Ferris Buellers Day Off. And, I actually did find myself laughing during the final scenes of the movie.

All-in-all, my opinion of Dax Shepherd hasn’t changed. I still like it when he shows up in movies, and I love him in his new role as a serious guy in Parenthood. But, Brother’s Justice was probably better left as a joke between friends. On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it a 4. It gets extra points for the cast. If I were a college professor grading this film, I would probably give a C, but that’s mostly because Dax and his friends are so likeable. Let’s just consider this another genre for Dax attempted and… done.

Laser Beahm’s Rating: 4/10

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Dynamite Warrior | aka Tabunfire (2006) Review

"Dynamite Warrior" Thai Theatrical Poster

“Dynamite Warrior” Thai Theatrical Poster

AKA: Khon Fai Bin, Fire Warriors
Director: Chalerm Wongpim
Cast: Dan Chupong, Panna Rittikrai, Leo Putt, Puttipong Sriwat, Samart Tipthamai, Kanyapak Suwannakoot, Samart Payakarun, Kampanart Angsoongnern
Running Time: 103 min.

By HKFanatic

Dan Chupong is a legitimate bad-ass. The stuntman/actor paid his dues with the famous Muay Thai Stunt team, performing stunts in “Ong Bak” (2003) before stepping in front of the camera to act in 2004’s “Born to Fight,” even if he had to share the spotlight with about a dozen other Thai athletes and ass-kickers. In 2006, Chupong was granted his own starring vehicle: the Thai martial arts/”Western” Khai fai Bin, dubbed “Dynamite Warrior” in the US.

The plot is actually pretty unique and not your usual “someone has stolen a Thai relic and our hero must get it back.” It’s set in the late 1800’s, back when Thailand was relying heavily on water buffalos to help plow its rice fields, rice being the country’s chief export. Dan Chupong plays a masked Thai cowboy who roams the countryside recovering stolen buffalos and returning them to the poor farmers. Besides his Robin Hood-like ways, he’s also on the hunt for the man he saw murder his parents when he was just a child.

“Dynamite Warrior” sets its action-packed pace right from its opening scene, when Dan takes on about 30 cattle rustlers and decimates them with a mix of Muay Thai blows and his seemingly infinite supply of rockets. Yeah, the title “Dynamite Warrior” is something of a misnomer; what Chupong actually wields is less like dynamite and more like firecracker rockets minus the part that makes pretty lights. Either way, it’s a blast to watch Chupong ride into battle on top of what is basically a giant missile.

The fight scenes are choreographed by Panna Rittikrai, the same guy responsible for the hard-hitting combat in “Ong Bak” and its myriad of sequels. In a cool change of pace, Mr. Rittikrai even has a rather large onscreen supporting role. Just don’t go into this expecting the full-on, foot-to-face level of contact you see in Tony Jaa’s movies; the fights here are a bit more staged but still entertaining.

What really sets “Dynamite Warrior” apart from other Thai action flicks is the supernatural aspect of its plot and action scenes. I won’t spoil anything here but the mystical element only increases as the movie goes on and there several characters who fight with a strength that is more than human. In some ways, the zany energy of this flick and its supernatural-enhanced kung fu reminded me of the 80’s John Carpenter classic “Big Trouble In Little China.” By the end battle things have got that whole ‘good wizard vs. bad wizard, shake the pillars of heaven’ kind of vibe, a rarity for movies these days.

Dan Chupong reportedly took acting lessons before filming “Dynamite Warrior.” I can’t say it really shows in the final product but Chupong has an innocent-faced quality that makes him a likable protagonist. My only knock against this film is that menstrual blood plays an embarrassingly large role in the plot (seriously) and I still can’t understand why Asian movies love to hover the threat of rape over every female character, something that can drain the fun vibes out of any flick. Fortunately, nothing stomach-churning happens here. “Dynamite Warrior” remains one of the better Thai action flicks I’ve seen that doesn’t star Tony Jaa.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 7/10

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Magic aka Yosul DVD (Pathfinder)

Magic aka Yosul DVD (Pathfinder)

Magic aka Yosul DVD (Pathfinder)

RELEASE DATE: August 30, 2011

“Magic” covers the love and friendship between young musicians at a musical school. Main character Ji-eun (Hyeon-jin Seo) is a piano prodigy. “A blend of music with an art house cinema feel.” -The Korea Times Check out the trailer here.

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I’m a Cyborg, but That’s OK DVD (Pathfinder)

I'm a Cyborg, but That's OK DVD (Pathfinder)

I'm a Cyborg, but That's OK DVD (Pathfinder)

RELEASE DATE: October 4, 2011

From Park Chan-wook, director of “Old Boy” and “Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance”.A girl who thinks she is a combat cyborg checks into a mental hospital, where she encounters other psychotics. Eventually, she falls for a man who thinks he can steal people’s souls. Starring Su-jeong Lim (“Sad Movie”), Rain (“Ninja Assassin”) and Hie-jin Choi. Check out the trailer here.

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Mimic: Director’s Cut 2-Disc Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

Mimic: Director's Cut 2-Disc Blu-ray (Liongate)

Mimic: Director's Cut 2-Disc Blu-ray (Liongate)

RELEASE DATE: September 27, 2011

From acclaimed director Guillermo Del Toro (PANS LABRYNTH, HELLBOY) comes “a terrifying film of great elegance” (San Francisco Chronicle). Starring Academy Award© winner Mira Sorvino (MIGHTY APHRODITE) and screen favorite Charles S. Dutton (A TIME TO KILL) and Josh Brolin (TRUE GRIT) this electrifying thriller brings the epic battle between man and nature to life when a team of scientists discover a glitch in their miracle cure. With the power to mimic and destroy its every predator and the threat of an entire city’s destruction, their creation has taken on a horrifying life of its own. With the weight of extinction on their shoulders the team is forced to take matters into their own hands in this stylish hit that delivers heartpounding thrills from beginning to end.

DISC ONE: Video Prologue with director Guillermo del Toro, audio commentary with director/co-writer Guillermo Del Toro, “Reclaiming Mimic” featurette, “A Leap In Evolution – The Creatures of Mimic” featurette, “Back Into The Tunnels – Shooting Mimic” featurette, Deleted scenes, Storyboard animatics, Gag reel, Theatrical Trailer DISC TWO: Digital Copy version of the feature film

Screen Format: WideScreen; Language/Subtitles: English, English Subtitles, Spanish Subtitles, English SDH; Audio: 7.1 DTS-HD MA; Rating: UR; Run Time: 112

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The Servant aka Bang-ja Chronicles DVD (Pathfinder)

The Servant aka Bang-ja Chronicles DVD (Pathfinder)

The Servant aka Bang-ja Chronicles DVD (Pathfinder)

RELEASE DATE: September 6, 2011

A famous tale of Chun-hyang, which is a story of young lovers in the Joseon era, and stars Kim Joo-hyuk and Ryu Seung-beom. Directed by Kim Dae-woo

Check out the trailer here.

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Metrodome’s The Founding of a Republic DVD: Jackie Chan, Donnie Yen and Jet Li

Metrodome's Founding of a Republic: Marks the first time Jackie Chan, Donnie Yen and Jet Li have appeared in the same movie.

Metrodome's Founding of a Republic: Marks the first time Jackie Chan, Donnie Yen and Jet Li have appeared in the same movie.

The Metrodome Group (UK) is releasing “The Founding of a Republic” on DVD August 29th, 2011. The film features an all-star cast of Chinese film heavies including Jackie Chan, Donnie Yen, Jet Li, Zhao Wei, Zhang Ziyi, Leon Lai, Andy Lau, John Woo and many more.

The Second World War is over but the fight for China has just begun. In 1945, Mao, a renegade activist and his band of revolutionaries begin an arduous and bloody bid for power against the Nationalist forces of Chiang Kai–shek. Bringing together spectacularly rendered action sequences, vast battle scenes and great visual effects, this is a historical epic on a grand scale.

Check out the trailer here.

To order this DVD and other martial arts/Asian titles, please visit: http://www.epicasiafilms.com/

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Bruce Lee Fanzine BLR Issue #2: Featuring an interview with Aarif Lee

Bruce Lee Fanzine Issue #2: Featuring interview with Aarif Lee

Bruce Lee Fanzine Issue #2: Featuring interview with Aarif Lee

Very limited copies are still available of BLR: Issue #2, a small-press, non-profit Bruce Lee fanzine.

This issue features an exclusive interview with Aarif Lee, star of “Young Bruce Lee” aka “Bruce Lee, My Brother”; The missing “Big Boss”, Jason Hart’s search and explanations regarding missing footage in Bruce’s first film; Bruce Lee in four colors (The Dragon in comic books!), The Way of the Drive-in, a retro look into experiences at the drive-in theatre; Bruce Lee on Betamax; an interview with Jeannot Szwarc, director of Bruce Lee’s “Longstreet” episode “Wednesday’s Child” (Jeannot also had to fill in Steven Spielberg’s shoes by directing “Jaws 2”); cover art by yours truly, and much more.

Fanzine is digest (A5) size, 32 pages, full color throughout, glossy paper and weighty cover! Issue #1 is no longer in print and is highly sought out by Bruce Lee collectors. If you’re interested in a copy of Issue #1, you can obtain one by emailing Woowumsbooks direct or purchasing on Ebay. Look out for Issue #3, coming soon…

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Kung Fu Genius (1979) Review

"Kung Fu Genius" UK DVD Cover

"Kung Fu Genius" UK DVD Cover

Director: Wilson Tong Wai Shing
Producer: Alex Gouw
Cast: Peter Chan Lung, Cheng Hong Yip, Ching Chu, Hsiao Ho, Hui Ying Ying, Lee Hoi San, Cliff Lok Kam Tung, San Sin, Wilson Tong Wai Shing, Tsang Choh Lam, Wong Yat Fei
Running Time: 84 min.

By JJ Hatfield

This film is directed by Wilson Tong who should know enough about films at the time this was shot he could have made it a bit more entertaining but then our hero would not be on screen so often. It’s difficult to tell if this is a spoof or just a poorly done movie. Either way it tends to be all over the place. The production values are about as low as you can get, and I have seen a lot of old school low budget martial arts films. No matter if the movie is good, or there is some bad ass fighting going on it still needs something between fights. What little there is turns into a drawback.

The movie begins with the self proclaimed “Genius” (Clint Lok) showing his skills he has recently learned from a book (yes one of those books) as his slightly slow mischievous side kick watches. The Genius then burns the book as he says he has it all in his head. He always has this smirk on his face that take this way past a spoof. I could empathize with the bad guys as after awhile I wanted to wipe that smirk right off his face.

Genius and side kick decide to open a new Kung Fu school and call it the Genius School. Naturally the other martial arts school, the Spiritual Kung Fu is wary but the Master says they should be left alone. Unfortunately the gambling den next door doesn’t appreciate the new school and trouble brews.

One of the great things about this flick is Hsiao Ho (Hou) of “Feng Hou” Mad Monkey Kung Fu. Cliff may have talent but as soon as they start fighting you can see the superior fighter, even though he’s supposed to be a bad guy. I have seen Cliff fight before and he usually does pretty well but obviously is not enough to hold up a movie as the star. He just doesn’t have that screen presence.

Along the way two different characters receive blows to the head that make them mentally challenged. Some people may be offended by the portrayals but it’s just part of this crappy movie. I don’t care what anyone says, the “Duck” form may be entertaining but I bet there is no school for it. I really tried to make this movie work, either as straight or satire. It still doesn’t do anything for me.

Hsiao Ho is the real star and I found my mind wandering when he wasn’t on the screen. Damn that guy is amazing! With open hand or weapons he is fantastic and it’s worth the cost of a cheap disk just to see him.

There is a bit more to the skeleton plot but nothing worth going into if you are going to see the film. Actually it’s not really worth going into anyway. I simply could not see Lok as a great martial artist or stunt man, much less a master of all forms. He doesn’t have what it takes to be the lead.

Wilson Tong could have added more but it certainly seemed as if someone wanted Lok to have his own personal break out movie. So much so that someone arranged for Hsiao Ho to stop filming MMKF and the Shaw Brothers “loaned him out” for this movie. I have not been able to find anything else on the matter.

If you want to see more of the highly underrated Hsiao Ho check out “Mad Monkey Kung Fu”, “18 Legendary Weapons of Kung Fu” or “Disciples of the 36th Chamber”.

For the main story and mind numbing acting I cannot recommend this movie. If you have a giant poster of Cliff Lok you may like it. The real reason to see this film is for Hsiao Ho.

JJ Hatfield’s Rating: 3.5/10


By Joseph Kuby

A classic sequel to a classic film!

This is the sequel to Duel of the 7 Tigers. It actually manages to top the original, in spite of not sharing the predecessor’s grand scale. I suppose you could say that the limited geographic scope allowed the director to focus on intimate characterization.

Cliff Lok unwittingly proves very much so that he is to Kung Fu movies what John Wayne was to Western action cinema. He may not have the physical prowess of the late ’70s troupe of fighting greats but he shows tremendous spirit. Something that can’t be said about a lot of martial arts actors who may display tremendous skill but don’t exude much in the way of charm or charisma.

Cliff has more heart to him than a lot of the stone-faced robotic martial arts protagonists that flooded cinema screens in the mid-to-late ’70s. It’s hard to imagine him playing a villain. Cliff’s sense of character makes him equitably as endearing as Jackie. His interaction with a child conveys warmth to the point I wonder why he never got the chance to play Jackie’s big brother or uncle. They would have made for a compelling match-up.

Like John Wayne in his lighter fare, Cliff exudes an aura of hospitality. If I was a casting director in the Hong Kong film industry, I would certainly want Cliff to play a father or some other kind of friendly elder.

The company who made this film is Goldig and I swear every film I see of theirs just keeps on getting better and better. The stories are gradually becoming more original, the scripts are tightly written with spots of genius peppered throughout and the production values are noticably higher (this is almost like watching a Golden Harvest film).

Even the visual quality of the film print is better. I’m assuming the more films they made that became successful, the more screen prints which were being preserved more. The increasing star power is becoming strikingly evident and the fight scenes are steadily increasing in magnitude. I can remember going on the Hong Kong Film Services Office site a few years ago and being surprised that they were still in business and now I can see why.

As I said before, the film’s star power has improved immensely so we start to see more famous character actors from the era of Hong Kong cinema of which this film was made in. Examples here include Lee Hoi San, Peter Chan Lung and Hsiao Hou (from the Lau Kar Leung films and Sammo Hung’s Eastern Condors).

Hsiao Hou, who plays one of the spiritual boxers in this movie, was an actor working at Shaw Brothers at the time Kung Fu Genius was made. I’m surprised the company executives lent him out to Goldig. Maybe they lent him out in the same way Lo Wei lent Jackie to Seasonal. Perhaps, it was a case of being payed a lot of money to lend out one of their stars at the time.

The action was choreographed by Wilson Tong (the last villain to be seen in this film) who also choreographed the fight scenes in Snake in the Monkey’s Shadow. The fights in this are top notch, eminently so in the case of the duck fist scene which will obtain the status of classic once this film gets viewed by more people. I lent this film to a fellow Kung Fu student (who’s more into Japanese cinema than Chinese) and he couldn’t get enough of the duck fist scene.

Just like Duel of the 7 Tigers, this film has one of the best soundtracks assembled (if not composed) in a HK film. The introductory credit sequence remarkably opens the film with a bang thanks to the rip-roaring soundtrack (the effect is akin to the way Leone’s Dollars trilogy opened). During the opening training sequence, a music cue from Rocky 2 can be heard. One of the best comedic music cues utilized here is the one from the Popeye/dream sequence in Jackie’s Half a Loaf of Kung Fu and Sammo’s Dirty Tiger, Crazy Frog.

Considering the allusions I made to Westerns, this film has the feel of a western and it would be nice to know if there were more films with Cliff that had been made which featured the same character.

Cliff Lok is becoming one of my favorite actors. He makes for an enthralling presence. His acting ability and charisma are such that his martial arts ability is merely a supplement than the focal point. Martially, he manages to be a tad more adequate than his rival Jimmy Wang Yu. Cliff’s career pretty much came to an end in the mid ’80s with the exception of a one-off film role in the early ’90s. I find it alarming that, out of all the old-school actors employed for Kung Fu Hustle, Stephen Chow didn’t hire Lok for an appearance.

Kung Fu Genius is the sort of film that can be evenly enjoyed by genre aficionados and general film viewers. The interactions between the characters is enthralling and you get the sense that the director is genuinely interested in telling a story.

If anything, it’s a apt example of how the Western genre influenced the Kung Fu genre.

For those eager to see more of Cliff Lok, check out the camaraderie he has with Simon Yuen in Mad Mad Kung Fu. For martial enthusiasts, you can’t go wrong with Ring of Death (a.k.a. Bastard Kung Fu Master) which was a Seasonal production with Hwang Jang Lee, Roy Horan and Shih Kien (from Enter the Dragon) in the cast. Corey Yuen worked with Hsu Hsia and Meng Hoi for the fights hence why I recommend watching that movie as primary Lok viewing before venturing into his other output.

Joseph Kuby’s Rating: 7.5/10

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Mercury Man (2006) Review

"Mercury Man" Thai Theatrical Poster

“Mercury Man” Thai Theatrical Poster

AKA: Ma noot lhek lai
Director: Bhandit Thongdee
Cast: Wasan Khantaau, Metinee Kingpayome, Arnon Saisangchan, Jinvipa Kheawkunya, Parinya Kiatbusaba, Darunee Khrittabhunyalai
Running Time: 101 min.

By HKFanatic

Supposedly the director of “Mercury Man” was targeting foreign markets with this film. If that’s the case, he’s got a long ways to go before this movie would successful in the West. At first glance, it’s a cool enough idea: a Thai superhero flick that blends the CG acrobatics of the “Spider-Man” movies with a bit of “Ong Bak”-style Muay Thai action. Our hero is a young firefighter ‘with a heart of gold’ who, through some far-fetched circumstances, ends up imbued with the power of an ancient Thai relic that gives him control over metal.

The problem arises in that the villain is a thinly veiled pastiche of a certain now-deceased terrorist leader, in the film named Osama Bin Ali (I kid you not), who delivers several lengthy diatribes about how the West is evil and how God has sent him on a mission to destroy America. This guy is even given a tragic backstory in which his family is murdered by stray bullets from US soldiers. So I guess we’re supposed to feel sorry for Mr. Terrorist Man? Now you can see why I face-palmed when I heard the filmmakers wanted “Mercury Man” to strike a chord with American audiences. No, my friends, I think your movie just pissed Middle America off!

It doesn’t help that the rest of the film suffers from a “me too” vibe when it comes to comic book movies. Mercury Man’s costume is cool but the way he uses his powers to magnetically attach to bridges and buildings just ends up looking a lot like Spider-Man. There’s also some very noticeable graffiti throughout the entire film that says things like “Hey Spidy!” or “Look at me, Spidy!” I think the filmmakers were trying to get Hollywood’s attention in the hopes of a future collaboration. Either that or they figured no one would criticize them for ripping off Marvel Comics if they pointed out the fact themselves. Frankly, I just found the constant Hollywood-baiting to be annoying.

The fight scenes were choreographed by Panna Rittikrai of “Ong Bak” and “Born to Fight” fame. There are a few cool fights but don’t expect anything near the level of a Tony Jaa movie. While Mercury Man uses plenty of Muay Thai moves, they lack the kinetic impact that you see in some of Panna’s other work. That said, I enjoyed the fight in a nightclub where the bad guys manage to temporarily rob Mercury Man of his powers; and when Mr. Mercury finally gets to fight a super-powered villain instead of your usual garden variety thugs at the very end of the movie, it’s a genuine highlight. If our hero was given more equally strong baddies like this to fight, I might actually be interested in a sequel.

As it stands, “Mercury Man” is something of a missed opportunity. The basic storytelling of the film is hampered by silly Engrish dialogue (“You mean…we can defeat him using erectricity?”) and shoddy editing. Its attempt to appeal to a Western audience backfires due to the script’s odd sympathy for terrorists and suicide bombers. The special FX are pretty good for the film’s purported budget of a million dollars but nobody is gonna mistake this for “Spider-Man 2” unless they’ve had too much to drink. What could have been a good, if not great, movie ends up a mere curiosity; only worth watching if you want to see Thailand take a stab at bringing a comic book-style hero to life. But for my money, Tony Jaa is more of a superhero than Mercury Man.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 5.5/10

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SARS Wars: Bangkok Zombie Crisis (2004) Review

"SARS Wars: Bangkok Zombie Crisis" American DVD Cover

“SARS Wars: Bangkok Zombie Crisis” American DVD Cover

AKA: Khun krabii hiiroh
Director: Taweewat Wantha
Cast: Suthep Po-ngam, Supakorn Kitsuwon, Phintusuda Tunphairao, Lene Christensen, Somlek Sakdikul
Running Time: 95 min.

HKFanatic’s Review

“SARs Wars: Bangkok Zombie Crisis” is the rare film that manages to live up to its outlandish title. For 90 minutes you’re treated to Thailand’s off the wall sense of humor and a parade of flesh-eating zombies, Asian schoolgirls, and exploding heads. This is not to mention the fourth-wall breaking (characters frequently comment on the fact that they’re in a movie), countless jokes about transsexuals, and a giant CG snake. The movie tosses in everything but the kitchen sink in an effort to entertain its audience for its entire duration. Everything plays out with the manic energy of a live-action cartoon – hell, there are even a few flashbacks done in an anime style.

The filmmakers’ method of attack is to keep tossing jokes at the audience until one makes you laugh. The Thai people have a self-deprecating, self-aware sense of humor that Western audiences will either love or hate. They frequently mock the state of their film industry and sex is another favorite topic. The few physical gags here are actually pretty damn funny (a shoot-out in an elevator was probably the highlight for me) but mostly the characters are poking fun at themselves, like the sex-starved monk who powers his lightsaber with faulty Chinese batteries or the hero who announces his sexual positions like they’re Muay Thai moves.

Again, you’re either gonna chuckle or groan depending on your sense of humor. I won’t say “SARs Wars” is gut-bustingly funny but it is charming the way it relentlessly aims for the audience’s funny bone. Plot twists, character deaths, and “The Crying Game” spoofs almost come faster than you can process them.

Tonally, this movie is sort of like the sex-crazed, Thai cousin to Peter Jackson’s cult classic “Dead Alive.” There are zombies aplenty and the gore is mostly played for laughs. Actually, the zombie-less final 15 minutes are definitely the slowest part of the entire movie but the film attempts to redeem itself with a few outrageous jokes during the credits – “SARs Wars” literally ends with a shrunken head telling you to leave the movie theater and go home. By that point you’ve either sat through the entire movie with a smirk on your face or you turned it off an hour ago. If you have a taste for Thai humor and aren’t easily offended, “SARs Wars” is worth watching.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 6.5/10

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Red State Blu-ray/DVD (Lionsgate)

Red State Blu-ray/DVD (Lionsgate)

Red State Blu-ray/DVD (Lionsgate)

RELEASE DATE: October 18, 2011

Director Kevin Smith (“Clerks”) reinvents himself with Red State. Set in Middle America, a group of teens receive an online invitation for sex, though they soon encounter fundamentalists with a much more sinister agenda. Directed by Kevin Smith (“Clerks”) and starring Michael Parks, John Goodman, Melissa Leo, Kyle Gallner, Michael Angarano and Michael Pollak. Check out the trailer here.

Special Features:

• “The Making of Red State” documentary
• Audio commentary with Kevin Smith
• Sundance speech with introduction by Kevin Smith
• Sundance ending
• Deleted scenes with introduction by Kevin Smith
• Poster Gallery with introduction by Kevin Smith
• No. of Discs: 1, Screen Format: WideScreen, Language/Subtitles: English, French, Spanish Subtitles, English SDH, Audio: 7.1 DTS-HD MA, Rating: R, Run Time: 88

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Jean-Claude Van Damme Triple Feature: Death Warrant/Double Impact/Cyborg DVD (Image)

Jean-Claude Van Damme Triple Feature: Death Warrant/Double Impact/Cyborg DVD (Image)

Jean-Claude Van Damme Triple Feature: Death Warrant/Double Impact/Cyborg DVD (Image)

RELEASE DATE: October 11, 2011

Action-packed triple-feature starring martial arts fighting superstar Jean-Claude Van Damme! Films include: Death Warrant, Double Impact and Cyborg. I don’t know about you guys, but I LOVE Van Damme, goddammit!

Trailers: Death Warrant | Double Impact | Cyborg

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John Carpenter’s The Ward Blu-ray/DVD (Arc)

John Carpenter's The Ward Blu-ray/DVD (Arc)

John Carpenter's The Ward Blu-ray/DVD (Arc)

RELEASE DATE: August 16, 2011

Acclaimed director John Carpenter makes his long awaited return to the screen with a thriller about a young woman (the yummy Amber Heard) in a 1960s mental institution who becomes terrorized by malevolent unseen forces. Check out the trailer here.

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Tetsuo: The Bullet Man | aka The Bulletman (2009) Review

"Tetsuo: The Bullet Man" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Tetsuo: The Bullet Man” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: Shinya Tsukamoto
Cast: Eric Bossick, Akiko Mono, Shinya Tsukamoto, Stephen Sarrazin, Yuko Nakamura
Running Time: 79 min.

By HKFanatic

As a die-hard fan of Shinya Tsukamoto (I even wrote a term paper on the guy), I’m honest enough to admit that “Tetsuo: Bullet Man” is not very good. Sadly, I don’t think many fans were expecting it to be. Not only is it yet another sequel to Tsukamoto’s “Tetsuo: The Iron Man” (1989), a near perfect film that didn’t require a follow-up, it’s Tsukamoto’s first film to be shot almost entirely in English. Since Tsukamoto plays a role in the movie himself, we have a Japanese director writing a script and giving a performance in his second language. Trouble ensues.

“The Bullet Man” follows a similar plotline to previous “Tetsuo” films: a man undergoes a transformation into a mechanical beast due to an accident. The changes to his body are triggered by his own extreme emotions. The difference here is that Tsukamoto sets the movie up to be a revenge film and places a stronger emphasis on the plot. This really doesn’t work in his favor as Tsukamoto, like David Cronenberg, is frequently at his best when exploring issues of sexual identity (like in the original “Tetsuo”) rather than following a simple revenge movie template. It should be noted that the standard “Tetsuo” theme of isolation in the big city is glossed over here in under a minute. Yet there’s ample time reserved for awkward exposition, like when the camera scrolls along a piece of parchment that explains the backstory – intercut with flashbacks – for at least five minutes.

Eric Bossick stars in the lead role, playing an expatriate living in Japan with his Japanese wife and son. Bossick may be a good actor, I’m not sure (he’s mostly done motion capturing and voice acting for video games up to this point), but here he struggles with the stilted dialogue and as a director Tsukamoto doesn’t seem to be able to spot his cast’s half-hearted delivery. Bossick doesn’t bring the intensity needed to the role, at least not when he’s in human form. Mostly he reminded me of Gabriel Macht’s bland look and performance in “The Spirit.” The rest of the cast doesn’t fare much better, particularly the actor who plays Bossick’s father.

Overall, “The Bullet Man” feels like Tsukamoto’s attempt to tell a straight-forward science fiction story, perhaps one that would be more palatable to Western audiences. The problem is that he’s just not very good at being “straight forward.” His last work, “Nightmare Detective,” was similarly disappointing because it followed a typical horror movie formula (we haven’t even gotten “Nightmare Detective 2” in the West). Here the focus on an elaborate sci-fi backstory detracts from the sense of rage and wonder that was inherent in the first “Tetsuo” film.

There are a few action scenes inserted into the movie but any excitement they would bring is undermined by Tsukamoto’s frantic “shakycam” work, so prevalent here that it threatens the viewer with motion sickness. Really, the unnatural dialogue, poor performances, jumpy editing, and bursts of gory violence mean that “The Bullet Man” most resembles your typical direct-to-DVD sci-fi action flick. Sort of like a low-rent, B-movie take on “Robocop.” This is not the feeling one should get from a “Tetsuo” film.

The soundtrack is the usual industrial clamor you would expect for the series but it works in the context of the movie. It should be noted that a new composition from Nine Inch Nails plays during the closing credits. This piece of music is so damn good you wonder why Tsukamoto didn’t find a way to incorporate it into the actual film (unless it was delivered too late to do so).

Ultimately, “Tetsuo: The Bullet Man” is another misfire from a director who, after over 20 years in the film industry, only now seems to be making a bid for commerciality. It simply does not work for Tsukamoto. He’s a maverick director who belongs on the fringe, producing the kinds of films that no one else would dare to make. Films like the original “Tetsuo,” “A Snake of June,” and “Tokyo Fist” – the work that has cemented him as a legend of Japanese extreme cinema. Tsukamoto is a true auteur but lately when he tries to play it straight and aim for the mainstream, he ends up with movies that are too weird to be crowd-pleasers and too formulaic to appeal to his traditional audience. Shinya needs to remember what he does best (and in Japanese, please). For now, most viewers are probably going to be grateful that “The Bullet Man” is mercifully short at 77 minutes.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 5/10

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