My Heart is that Eternal Rose (1989) Review

"My Heart is that Eternal Rose" Chinese DVD Cover

“My Heart is that Eternal Rose” Chinese DVD Cover

Director: Patrick Tam Kar Ming
Producer: John Sham Kein
Cast: Kenny Bee, Joey Wong Tsu Hsien, Tony Leung Chiu Wai, Michael Chan Wai Man, Gordon Liu Chia Hui, Kwan Hoi San, Ng Man Tat, Cheung Tat Ming
Running Time: 90 min.

By HKFanatic

For ‘heroic bloodshed’ fans outside of Hong Kong, “My Heart is That Eternal Rose” is something of a holy grail: an elusive and hard to come by film with an ending shootout that has long been said to rival the work of John Woo. The first time I saw footage from this movie it was part of the classic documentary “Cinema of Vengeance,” which helped introduce many Westerners to Hong Kong cinema with its wealth of clips from vintage kung-fu and bullet ballet movies. As a young teenager, those few moments of “My Heart is That Eternal Rose” were the most shockingly violent thing I’d ever seen as bullet casings flew out of Kenny Bee’s smoking dual pistols and the bad guy’s bodies erupted with blood in the most (I thought) realistic fashion.

There was probably no way that “Eternal Rose” was ever going to live up to my mammoth expectations when I finally sat down to watch the actual film recently. To my dismay, I found that, no, this movie is not the second coming of “The Killer” – the story is long on aching romance and short on action, and the ending shootout, while spectacular, lasts all of a minute. Still, this film manages to be a genuine highlight of late 80’s Hong Kong cinema due in large part to the dazzling cinematography from frequent Wong Kar-Wai collaborator Christopher Doyle (“Chunking Express,” “Fallen Angels“).

Taking a cue from Chang Cheh’s classic Shaw Brothers work, most Triad films from the 80’s explored themes of brotherhood, loyalty, and honor. “Eternal Rose” instead sets a love triangle against the backdrop of gangland violence. At the center of the story is Joey Wong, a fresh-faced girl who runs her dad’s popular soda shop. Her carefree nights are spent serving drinks to the locals while a young gambler, played by Kenny Bee, tries unsuccessfully to win her affections. Unfortunately, her father (Kwan Hoi, who played Tony Leung’s Triad boss in “Hard Boiled“) is a former Triad and it doesn’t take long for his past to come back to haunt him. Pressured by a Triad Big Brother, he asks Kenny to perform a favor by driving an illegal immigrant into Hong Kong. The job doesn’t go as planned and the fallout will affect the lives of everyone involved. Twenty minutes into “Eternal Rose,” I realized I had no idea where the story was going to go – a very refreshing and rare feeling to get from a movie these days.

At its core, “Eternal Rose” is a glossy romantic picture with a few outbursts of gunplay. Once a baby-faced Tony Leung enters the scene, the movie becomes about him and Kenny Bee alternately pining for Joey Wong’s affections. Tony Leung won a Best Supporting Actor in 1989 for his role in this movie but his performance is far from the revelatory work of his later career. Leung is a puppy dog here and the dark Triad underworld he’s immersed in just steamrolls right over his fresh-faced naivety. Tony Leung is probably my favorite Hong Kong actor but there’s no denying his acting style became much more nuanced and subtle after working with Wong Kar-Wai on “Chunking Express” in 1994. Like his peer Andy Lau, most of Tony’s early career is characterized by him making doe-eyed looks for the camera.

Of course, if you’re going to make a love triangle central to your story, you have to have a woman worth fighting for. Joey Wong, a veteran of such films as Tsui Hark’s “Green Snake” and “A Chinese Ghost Story,” is that kind of woman. She’s beautiful, with a striking set of features, but more importantly she’s able to sell the transformation her character undergoes from fresh-faced girl next door to hardened gangster’s moll. If you’re a fan of the actress, “Eternal Rose” is definitely a film to watch. Actor Kenny Bee was a member of Hong Kong’s most popular 70’s rock group The Wynners (along with Alan Tam) before breaking into acting. His character must endure a similar transformation over the course of the film and although he’s not as bad-ass as someone like Chow Yun Fat, he acquits himself nicely during the the final shootout.

It’s difficult to say who was the creative driving force behind “My Heart is that Eternal Rose.” The film was directed by Patrick Tam, who is arguably more well known for his editing work on movies like “Days of Being Wild” and “Ashes of Time.” After “Eternal Rose” in 1989, he wouldn’t direct another film until 2006. David Chung and Christopher Doyle were responsible for the cinematography and Doyle’s fingerprints are all over the film from start to finish. The opening scenes are awash with soft lighting, giving the proceedings a hazy and nostalgic glow before tragedy strikes. When we return to Joey Wong’s world, the film is bathed in the harsh neon lighting of Triad nightclubs. There’s a bravado shot of gangster Michael Chan watching Joey Wong sing onstage where we only see her reflected in a mirror behind Chan’s head. The constant use of inventive camera angles and heavily colored lighting reminded me of Dario Argento’s Italian horror films from the 70’s and 80’s. Of course, Doyle has always known how to express an actress’ natural beauty so Joey Wong never looks anything less than perfect. If nothing else, “Eternal Rose” is a visual feast for the audience.

And when we arrive at the film’s climactic gun battle, the focus – like the rest of the film – is on creating visual poetry rather than extended action choreography. The shootout that occurs, despite its legendary reputation, is over before you know it. A Sam Peckinpah/Brian DePalma-like use of slow motion moves events down to an agonizing crawl. The glacially-paced images are what stay with you: bodies arcing through the air as blood gapes from wounds; Kenny Bee’s blood-soaked face; cars erupting into fireballs. Tony Leung Siu Hung of “Superfighters” and “Bloodmoon” fame is credited as “Action Director” and he’s certainly a talented choreographer, but Christopher Doyle and editor Cheung Kwok (“The Last Blood”) appear to be the ones creating the action through their careful sequencing of events. The climax isn’t a gun fight so much as it is the apocalypse occurring on an interpersonal level.

“My Heart is That Eternal Rose” is really a perfunctory script elevated by the imminent style of cinematographer Christopher Doyle and the talent of actress Joey Wong. The synth-heavy soundtrack certainly adds mood but altogether the movie appears to take itself too seriously and the action scenes, at least up until the final battle, are pedestrian compared to the work of John Woo. “Eternal Rose” is the kind of standard potboiler crime story that could have easily found its way into Quentin Tarantino’s “Pulp Fiction,” except the screenplay lacks Tarantino’s ear for dialogue and knowing self-awareness. In its place we get Kenny Bee’s dead-eyed stare and one of the most poetically rendered shootouts in Hong Kong cinema history. So maybe it’s a fair trade after all.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 8/10

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Blu-Ray and DVD Releases for 10/11/11

Death Bell DVD (Tokyo Shock)

Death Bell DVD (Tokyo Shock)

We’re back with this week’s list of noteworthy Asian and genre-related blu-ray and DVD releases. It’s October, which means it’s horror movie time. Expect a glut of Asian horror releases in the next few weeks if 10/11/11 is anything to go by. Let’s get cracking!

ASIAN CINEMA

Death Bell-Bloody Camp (DVD) – Tokyo Shock presents this 2010 Korean film about a group of students at a prestigious academy who find themselves being bumped off in alarming numbers. This movie is actually a sequel but the original “Death Bell” has not found US distribution as of yet

Dragon Dynasty Triple Feature-Jet Li Collection (blu-ray) – three Jet Li films in hi-definition, courtesy of Dragon Dynasty: The Legend (AKA The Legend of Fong Sai Yuk), Fist of Legend, and Tai Chi Master

Dragon Dynasty Triple Feature-Jet Li Collection (DVD) – the DVD set from Dragon Dynasty features a slightly different set of films: Fist of Legend, The Enforcer (AKA My Father is a Hero), and Tai Chi Master. Be advised that so far Dragon Dynasty has never released “The Enforcer” in subtitled form

Dragon Dynasty Double Feature (DVD) – this two film set features “Legend of the Black Scorpion” with Zhang Ziyi and “An Empress and the Warriors” with Donnie Yen

Laser Mission (DVD) – on October 17th, Amazon will be carrying a Region 0 IMPORT of this much-maligned 1989 film starring Brandon Lee for the low price of $6.99

The Child’s Eye (DVD) -The Pang Brothers give us yet another sequel to “The Eye” with this 2010 Cantonese-language chiller

The Sylvian Experiments (DVD) – this 2010 Japanese horror movie has an obsessive scientist experimenting on her own daughter

Root of Evil (DVD) – curiously enough, Palisades Tartan is re-releasing a few of their previous movies with new titles and cover art; this as the same 2003 Korean horror movie previously released as “Acacia”

Slit-Mouthed Woman (DVD) – this is the same 2007 Japanese horror movie previously released by Tartan as “Carved: The Slit-Mouthed Woman”

Deep Gold (blu-ray/DVD) – delayed from last week, this 2010 Fillipino aquatic-themed action thriller should finally arrive in your hands this Tuesday

Twilight Dinner (DVD) – this 1998 Japanese “pink” film is about sex and vampires, now cleverly packaged to cash-in on the “Twilight” craze

FOREIGN CINEMA

No Reason (DVD) – the tagline for this bloody 2010 German horror movie claims “Sometimes death has no reason”

Blood Curse (DVD) – this is the same 2006 Portuguese-language chiller that Tartan Palisades previously released as “Bad Blood”

Casanova ’75 (blu-ray) – this 1965 Italian comedy about the legendary lothario in modern times arrives on blu-ray courtesy of Lorber Films

Boccaccino ’70 (blu-ray) – Lorber Films also releases this 1962 Italian anthology, featuring vignettes from four directors including Frederico Fellini

MAINSTREAM

Scarface (blu-ray) – Brian DePalma’s 1983 ode to Eighties-style excess finally arrives on blu-ray this week

The Tree of Life (blu-ray + DVD Combo) – the 2011 film from visionary director Terence Malick, starring Brad Pitt and Sean Penn

Green Lantern (blu-ray/DVD) – the 2011 big screen adaptation of the DC Comics’ superhero failed to light up the box office but you can find it on a multiple of home formats this week

Hustler (blu-ray) – this classic 1961 film cast Paul Newman as a pool shark; now on blu-ray

The Four Feathers (blu-ray/DVD) – Criterion releases this 1932 sweeping British adventure film in hi-definition; from the director of the 1942 live-action “Jungle Book”

Last Exit to Brooklyn (blu-ray/DVD) – the 1989 adaptation of Hubert Selby Jr.’s novel, starring Jennifer Jason Leigh and Stephen Baldwin

Incredible Hulk Returns/The Trial of the Incredible Hulk (DVD) – two classic 1980’s TV movies starring Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno on one DVD

Arena (DVD) – this direct-to-video action film stars Samuel L. Jackson and “Twilight” alumni Kellan Lutz

Death Before Dishonor/Wanted Dead or Alive (DVD) – these two 80’s guilty pleasure action flicks, featuring Fred Dryer and Rutger Hauer respectively, are collected on one DVD

Lessons For an Assassin (blu-ray) – this 2001 low-budget action movie stars Bruce Lee’s daughter, Shannon Lee

CULT AND HORROR

Bad Seed (blu-ray) – this classic 1956 horror film about a wicked, wicked child finally arrives on hi-definition from Warner Home Video

Maniac Cop (blu-ray) – Synapse Films presents the hi-def release of this 1987 cult classic featuring Bruce Campbell in a supporting role

Dark Night of the Scarecrow (blu-ray) – VCI Entertainment presents a blu-ray release for this legendary horror movie that was originally aired on broadcast TV in 1981

Survive! (DVD) – this 1976 true story shocker involves a Rugby team trying to survive when their plane crashes. The DVD contains the 112-minute uncut Mexican version of the film as well

South of Heaven (DVD) – Synapse Films releases this 2008 tale of vigilante justice and mayhem

Lunapolis (DVD) – this 2009 no-budget science-fiction/thriller has won praise from fans

Maria’s B-Movie Mayhem: Night of the Demon (DVD) – this 1980 horror film follows a group of students trying to locate Bigfoot

The Inner Room (DVD) – this 2010 chiller was shot in Colorado with a cast of two actors

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Long Arm of the Law 3 | aka Escape from Hong Kong (1989) Review

"Long Arm of the Law 3" Chinese DVD Cover

“Long Arm of the Law 3” Chinese DVD Cover

Director: Michael Mak
Cast: Andy Lau, Elizabeth Lee, Elvis Tsui, Max Mok Siu Chung, Kirk Wong Chi Keung, John Ladalski, Hon Yee Sang, Ken Boyle, Mai Kei, Ng Hong Ning, Stephen Chan Tak Gwong, Cheung Chi Gin, Lam Kai Wing, Robin Shou
Running Time: 107 min.

By HKFanatic

“Long Arm of the Law 3” is an easy film to overlook. It’s the second sequel in a series of films only loosely related by their subject matter and a handful of actors; and it’s a guns-and-gangsters flick from late 80’s Hong Kong, an era that wasn’t exactly hurting for guns-and-gangsters flicks. That said, fans of actor Andy Lau will probably want to check this movie out since Andy gets to kick inordinate amounts of ass in it. Most of Lau’s movies from the late 80’s and 90’s had him as a supporting player or the “bad boy,” and since then he’s matured into a dramatic leading man. “Long Arm of the Law 3” is one of the few instances I can think of where Lau is front and center the entire runtime performing stunts and fight choreography (okay, besides the brief warehouse fight in “Twinkle, Twinkle Lucky Stars“), and Andy gives it his all. A standout scene occurs when he goes to rescue his lady love from a brothel and he must square off against fifty attackers in a tight corridor, a bit of action that reminded me of the hallway sequence from “Oldboy.”

You don’t need to have seen the first two movies in the “Long Arm of the Law” series to understand the plot at all. Andy Lau plays an honorary soldier living in Mainland China who is wrongly accused of a crime while helping his buddies elude the police. This being Mainland China, he is quickly sentenced to death. Andy escapes with some help from his father and makes it to Hong Kong with some other refugees, one of whom includes Elizabeth Lee. Soon the two of them fall in love but to their dismay she’s sold into prostitution. Andy must work for a local gangster (Kirk Wong) in order to buy back Elizabeth’s freedom. Meanwhile, a ruthless supercop from the Mainland, played by the physically intimidating Elvis Tsiu, travels all the way to Hong Kong to try and capture Andy Lau.

The action in “Long Arm of the Law 3” was choreographed by Tony Leung Siu Hung, who would soon move to America to direct the b-movie goodness of “Superfights” and the Gary Daniels vehicle “Bloodmoon.” Siu Hung has since returned to Hong Kong and even helped Sammo Hung choreograph the fight scenes for the first “Ip Man” film. Needless to say, the guy is incredibly talented when it comes to action. His choreography is characterized by a constantly roving camera and faster paced editing than per usual for a Hong Kong movie. His style works well for “Long Arm of the Law 3” and the script consistently serves up the action, including a scene where Andy Lau and Elvis Tsiu engage in a John Woo-style gun duel in the middle of a neon-lit nightclub, recalling a similar moment from James Cameron’s “The Terminator.”

The final shootout is a ‘heroic bloodshed’-style finale that takes place in a crowded apartment complex. At one point, Andy Lau is trapped on a floor of the building while a bad guy in the apartment above him shoots through the floor with a machine gun, and Kirk Wong blasts up through the floor with a shotgun from the apartment below. I can’t say I’ve ever seen that in an action movie before; even more impressive is the fact that Kirk Wong’s shotgun is literally blowing holes through the floor. You just gotta love the exaggerated damage that shotguns always do in Hong Kong flicks.

“Long Arm of the Law 3” has more blatant commentary on the then-impending Handover than one typically finds in a HK movie. Mainland China is portrayed as being overly extreme in their pursuit of justice: Elvis Tsiu beats and tortures people for information and doesn’t care about following local law during his stay in Hong Kong. The funny thing about the story is that Andy Lau and Elizabeth Lee maintain a sort of naive and happy-go-lucky attitude about Hong Kong, even after they’ve become immersed in the underworld and Elizabeth Lee is tortured by the bad guys. You’d think after awhile they would wizen up and become a bit more cynical, but the movie maintains the stereotype of Mainlanders being wide-eyed bumpkins. The script is difficult to take seriously as a result.

Not surprisingly, this film is nowhere as good as Johnny Mak’s original 1984 “Long Arm of the Law,” which earned a Best Picture nomination at the Hong Kong Film Awards and helped ignite interest in Triad movies, but Johnny’s brother Michael Mak has always been something of a ‘B’ filmmaker, with movies like “Sex and Zen” and “Dragon Force” to his name. Once he was handed the reigns to the “Long Arm of the Law” series, it edged closer and closer to Category III-style exploitation with each sequel, although Part 2 remains underrated due to a screenplay by legendary director Tsui Hark. Thankfully, for the most part Michael gets out of the way and lets action choreographer Tony Leung Chiu Sung do his thing in the third entry. If you’ve already seen all the classics by the likes of John Woo and Ringo Lam, then “Long Arm of the Law 3” is a decent place to arrive next but don’t expect to discover an unheralded classic.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 6.5/10

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Intruder Director’s Cut Blu-ray & DVD (Synapse)

Intruder Director's Cut Blu-ray & DVD (Synapse)

Intruder Director's Cut Blu-ray & DVD (Synapse)

RELEASE DATE: December 13, 2011

Intruder (also known as Night of the Intruder and Night Crew – The Final Checkout) is back! For the first time, this 1989 cult classic is available in a Blu-ray/DVD Combo Special Edition Director’s Cut and it’s loaded with extra features.

Directed by Scott Spiegel (co-writer of Evil Dead 2); produced by Lawrence Bender (Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs) and starring Elizabeth Cox, Renee Estevez, David Byrnes, Danny Hicks, Sam Raimi (director of Spider-Man and the Evil Dead series) and Ted Raimi. Check out the trailer.

Features: Widescreen Anamorphic 1.78:1/ DTS-HD MA 2.0 Mono / Audio Commentary with Scott Spiegel & Lawrence Bender / SLASHED PRICES: The Making of INTRUDER – Featurette / Never-Before-Seen Extended ‘Murder’ Sequences /Outtakes from NIGHT CREW Short Film / Cast Audition Tapes / Behind-the-Scenes Still Gallery / Original Theatrical Trailer

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Lethal Ladies DVD Collection Vol. 2: The Arena, Fly Me, Cover Girl Models (Shout!)

Lethal Ladies DVD Collection Vol. 2: The Arena, Fly Me, Cover Girl Models (Shout!)

Lethal Ladies DVD Collection Vol. 2: The Arena, Fly Me, Cover Girl Models (Shout!)

RELEASE DATE: January 24, 2012

Shout! is back with another load of female exploitation! We’re talking sex, violence and martial arts – with a Filipino twist! Lethal Ladies DVD Collection Vol. 2 contains: The Arena, Fly Me and Cover Girl Models. Sorry, no trailers to be found for Fly Me and Cover Girl Models, but here’s the trailer for The Arena. And don’t forget about Vol. 1!

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Gantz 2: Perfect Answer Blu-ray/DVD (Warner)

Gantz 2: Perfect Answer Blu-ray/DVD (Warner)

Gantz 2: Perfect Answer Blu-ray/DVD (Warner)

RELEASE DATE: January 17, 2012

Kei, the college boy, has become a stern warrior in the service of Gantz, a black sphere that brought him and Masaru inexplicably back to life after a fatal encounter with an oncoming subway train. He and others among the newly dead accumulate points by killing aliens on missions assigned to them by Gantz. With 100 points, they can either escape their limbo and lose all memory of their time there or return another person to life.

The original live action Gantz is currently available. Check out the trailer to Gantz 2: Perfect Answer here.

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Cowboys and Aliens Blu-ray & DVD (Universal)

Cowboys and Aliens Blu-ray & DVD (Universal)

Cowboys and Aliens Blu-ray & DVD (Universal)

RELEASE DATE: December 6, 2011

A spaceship arrives in Arizona, 1873, to take over the Earth, starting with the Wild West region. A posse of cowboys are all that stand in their way. Directed by Jon Favreau (Iron Man) and starring Daniel Craig (Casino Royale), Harrison Ford (Star Wars) and Olivia Wilde (Tron: Legacy). If anything, Cowboys and Aliens will keep us warm while we’re all waiting (forever!) for the next Bond movie to pop up. Check out the trailer.

The blu-ray also contains an Extended Cut with roughly 15 minutes of extra footage.

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Long Arm of the Law 2 (1987) Review

"Long Arm of the Law 2" Theatrical Poster

“Long Arm of the Law 2” Theatrical Poster

Director: Michael Mak Tong Kit
Cast: Stephen Chan Tak Gwong, Hon Yee Sang, Ben Lam Kwok Bun, Alex Man Chi Leung, Elvis Tsui Kam Kong, Pauline Wong Siu Fung, Yuen Yat Chor, Mama Hung
Running Time: 86 min.

By HKFanatic

This dark, gritty crime flick is another minor masterpiece from late 80’s Hong Kong. Although the first entry in the “Long Arm of the Law” series is still the most highly regarded, I think the sequel is my personal favorite. This film features a great cast, an economical script, and first-rate action. I was wondering just why this movie was so good until I saw that it was written by Tsui Hark. Suddenly everything clicked. While “Long Arm of the Law 2” may not be as groundbreaking as the films that Hark himself directed during the era, Hong Kong film buffs would be wise to seek this movie out when they’re in the mood for a visceral, gun-toting thriller.

To stem the tide of crime among Mainlanders in Hong Kong, the Royal Police Force tasks three recently detained illegal immigrants with going undercover. Their mission is to infiltrate the deadly Big Circle gang before they pull off their next heist. Along the way, they befriend their commanding officer (Alex Man of “As Tears Go By” and “Tragic Hero”). This being a Hong Kong movie, it doesn’t take long for the whole operation to go to hell in a hand-basket. Be prepared for one of the most sadistic torture scenes ever captured on film. All I’ll say is that it involves a sackcloth full of rats and could have only been dreamt up by Tsui Hark, the man who brought us “We Are Going to Eat You.”

“Long Arm of the Law 2” doesn’t get off to the most promising start, seeing as how director Michael Mak just recycles a bunch of footage from his brother’s first movie for the opening except now it looks crappy because it’s being displayed on a tiny TV in police headquarters. For the uninitiated, this is about the only connection the first two movies have to each other than sharing a few actors and filmmaking talent. Fortunately, we are soon introduced to our three leads, who are all charismatic and fun to watch.

Elvis Tsui is the leader – tall, imposing, and gravely serious about becoming an undercover cop. Yuen Yat (action director on “Tiger Cage” and a few of the “In the Line of Duty” movies) is the little guy, slightly naive about Hong Kong life but extremely efficient with a blade. He makes the mistake of falling for a nightclub hostess, played by the unbearably good-looking Pauline Wong. Rounding out the crew is the stoic Ben Lam (“Police Story 2,” “I Love Maria”), who finds out to his dismay that one of his former army buddies has fallen in with the Big Circle gang. Together, these men will go through sheer hell just to try and obtain Hong Kong citizenship.

Although he’d been working in the industry for a few years, this is the movie that really launched Elvis Tsui’s career and it’s a rare opportunity to see him play a good guy. He and the rest of the cast are uniformly excellent. Much like in “Long Arm of the Law 3,” Stephen Chan and Hon Yee play two slimy bad guys. Stephen Chan in particular is impressive during the explosive ending as he runs down a tenant building hallway, blowing the scenery to bits with a shotgun and firing an automatic rifle at the police.

I wouldn’t say that the movie is action-packed but what action is here is spectacular. The ending is a classic ‘heroic bloodshed’-style finale, with some great stunt falls incorporated as well. This lengthy sequence is nearly as good as some of John Woo’s work during the same period, though don’t expect any slow motion: everything moves fast, fast, fast, and has a similar vibe to the famous heist shootout in Michael Mann’s “Heat.”

Compared to the rawness of the original “Long Arm of the Law,” the sequel has a more polished, scripted feel. Yet what it lacks in edge, it makes up for with stellar performances and a slick look. There’s a scene of Elvis Tsiu and Alex Man just talking about life and smoking a cigarette that’s captured in one long take – a great deal of dialogue is delivered between them in one uninterrupted cut and both actors are at the top of their game. The cheesy saxophone music in the background is a bit distracting but it adds to that “Lethal Weapon” buddycop flavor.

The original “Long Arm of the Law,” directed by Johnny Mak, was closer to a nihilistic art film than an action flick and managed to snag a Best Picture nomination at the Hong Kong Film Awards back in 1984. As Johnny Mak shifted to producer and let his “Sex and Zen” brother Michael take over, the series veered ever closer to exploitation territory with each successive film. Thankfully, “Long Arm of the Law 2” errs just on the right side of being an entertaining and efficient genre movie without crossing over into Category III land.

It’s a shame that some of the editing and music cues transition so abruptly, almost comically so at times, but it doesn’t detract much from the film’s overall quality. As the credits rolled on “Long Arm of the Law 2,” I sat back with a sense of contentment. It confirmed for me once again that, at least for a time, nobody did action quite like Hong Kong cinema. I can’t imagine that ‘heroic bloodshed’ fans will be unsatisfied with this film.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 7.5/10

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Mission: Impossible Extreme Blu-ray & DVD Collection (Paramount)

Mission: Impossible Extreme Blu-ray & DVD Collection (Paramount)

Mission: Impossible Extreme Blu-ray & DVD Collection (Paramount)

RELEASE DATE: December 6, 2011

Just in time for Brad Bird’s (The Incredibles) Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol! I don’t know about you guys, but I’m a fan of every single one of these films. They’re highly entertaining and full of quality action. Due to having different directors for each movie (Brian De Palma, John Woo, J. J. Abrams), each one has a style of its own.

This new “Extreme” DVD and Blu-ray set contains Mission: Impossible, Mission: Impossible II and Mission: Impossible III. No word on what’s so extreme about them, but check back for details.

Trailers: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 (obviously part 4 is not included with the set)

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Budget Martial Arts DVD Sets (Pop Flix)

Budget Martial Arts DVD Sets (Pop Flix)

Budget Martial Arts DVD Sets (Pop Flix)

RELEASE DATE: November 8, 2011

Who says budget martial arts DVD sets are dead? Most – if not all – of these old school titles (ranging from Bruce Li to Sonny Chiba) have already been released before. At least they feature nice minimalist DVD packaging and they’re super cheap. They’d make excellent stocking stuffers for sure! Click here for more details.

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Double Feature: Return of the Kung Fu Dragon & Ninja Empire DVD (Screen Magic)

Double Feature: Return of the Kung Fu Dragon & Ninja Empire DVD (Screen Magic)

Double Feature: Return of the Kung Fu Dragon & Ninja Empire DVD (Screen Magic)

RELEASE DATE: December 6, 2011

This 2-flick set contains: Yu Kong’s Return of the Kung Fu Dragon – A generation passes and a brave prince, a fearless princess and a foolish dwarf with the powers of invisibility team up to return a kingdom to its people as they wrest it from the hands of the evil tyrant. It stars Chan Sing (New Fist of Fury) and Cheung Lik (Enter Three Dragons)

Also included is Ninja Empire – A modeling school has become the recruitment center for a prostitution ring led by a local crime boss. I believe Ninja Empire is a Godfrey Ho flick, so expect spliced films featuring Richard Harrison and other white guys in lime-green ninja suits and headbands with the words “Ninja” on it. I could be wrong, but sadly, I speak from experience.

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Tai Chi Master | aka Twin Warriors (1993) Review

"Tai Chi Master" Chinese DVD Cover

“Tai Chi Master” Chinese DVD Cover

AKA: Tai Chi
Director: Yuen Woo Ping
Cast: Jet Li, Chin Siu Ho, Michelle Yeoh, Fennie Yuen Kit-Ying, Yuen Cheung Yan, Lau Shun, Yu Hai, Sun Jian Kui, Chow Gam-Kong, Yu Yan-Kai
Running Time: 94 min.

By Numskull

Note to Yuen Wo Ping: Stop renting out your justly famous talent as a fight choreographer to other directors and make more of your own movies. They may not be as polished or as sophisticated but, in this era of fecal matter smeared on celluloid getting passed off as entertainment, they’re great fun (“fun” being something that far too many “popcorn” movies fail rather miserably to provide).

Additional note to Yuen Wo Ping: Stop selling the rights to your movies to Disney if it is within your power to do so. Maybe you liked their treatment of Iron Monkey, but what they have done to THIS movie… releasing it dubbed only, under the false title of “Twin Warriors”… is a slap in your face.

Note to the reader: See this movie in its untainted form or not at all.

Ahem.

Two kids, Tianbao and Junbao (“Tempo” and “Jumbo” according to the DVD package) become inseperable while studying at the Shaolin temple. Tianbao (Chin Siu Ho) is ambitious and competitive; Junbao (Jet Li) is more relaxed, but still a devoted student. During a kung fu tournament, Tianbao’s opponent brazenly cheats, but the Sifu does nothing about it. Tianbao is understandably perturbed and proceeds to kick the cheater’s ass. The Sifu then decides that Tianbao is too vicious to study at Shaolin and expels him. Junbao tries to intervene, but the Sifu shoves him aside and attacks Tianbao. He underestimates the youngster and orders all of the other disciples to demolish him. I’d say the man has a problem with double standards, wouldn’t you?

At this point, you know this movie is gonna be cheesy, but way cool. Junbao and Tianbao have to fight their way out of the room with about 50 guys armed with staves trying to stop them. That done, they flee the temple and get a taste of civilization (which is usually anything BUT “civil”, but let’s not nit-pick). As they acquaint themselves with city life, they get involved with a number of rebels who hang out in an inn, including a girl named…get this…Little Melon. Can you fucking believe that? Little Melon. I mean, what’s her brother’s name, Big Banana? Yeesh.

(If you’re wondering whether or not Little Melon does, in fact, have little melons, you’ll just have to see for yourself. It’s a good movie so you’ll thank me anyway.)

Our two exiled monks part ways when Tianbao decides to sell out and start working for the tyrannical eunuch who controls the region. While elaborating on “his” position and how “he” attained it, this eunuch says: “I’m successful because I don’t need a woman.” Amen, sister! Uh…brother! Uh…whatever the hell you are!

Junbao prefers to keep his scruples and his dignity. You can see the showdown coming a mile away (actually there are two of them) but you don’t watch movies like this for plot twists. You watch them for the fighting, and that by God is something The Tai-Chi Master has in spades. There are some half-assed “every other scene must be a fight scene” flicks out there, but THIS film doesn’t sacrifice quality for quantity. Every battle is a keeper, especially the one where Junbao and his handful of allies take on about 200 soldiers at once. No shit!!!

“What about those damn wires?” you ask. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the term “wire fu” is insufficient to describe “accentuated” fighting because it’s not all the same. There are some clueless individuals out there who think it’s a good idea to have people in a so-called martial arts movie effortlessly floating in the air and all sorts of other ridiculous shit, and then you’ve got Yuen Wo Ping, who uses wires WITH RESTRAINT and does not allow them to overshadow the raw combative prowess on display. They’re two entirely different styles and in my opinion, this is far and away the superior one. You need not worry about excessive, limp-wristed cartoon super powers. Good, solid action here, and in generous portions to boot.

The presence of Michelle Yeoh can benefit any movie, and although she doesn’t get second billing here based solely on the selling power of her name, I couldn’t shake the feeling that her role could have had a bit more impact. She plays Qiushe, a wine-guzzling musician who is befriended by Junbao. She certainly does her share of the ass-kicking, but, disappointingly, she only gets to hold the head eunuch hostage for the film’s finale, leaving Jet to fend for himself in a one-on-one duel (which is as it should be, but it would’ve been nice if she could have taken on a head crony or a second-in-command or something).

As usual, Yuen Wo Ping inserts bits of humor here and there, some of which work (Tianbao letting people hit him for money), others of which don’t (Junbao going temporarily insane…for too long…after being betrayed by his former best friend). There are also a few things to laugh at that weren’t intentional, like the huge amount of dust that covers everything (watch the powder fly when the fight in the temple breaks out) and the breakneck pace at which Junbao and Tianbao get their hair back. Plus, there’s this little exchange:

“I had to pee.”

“I wanna pee too.”

“Together?”

“OK.”

By the way, the 1996 Yuen Wo Ping film Tai Chi II is a sequel to this one in name only; the two movies have no major cast members or plot elements in common.

A strong film on many levels for three of the biggest names in Hong Kong cinema. Recommended for anyone who feels like going out and hitting somebody but doesn’t want to get beaten up.

Numskull’s Rating: 8/10

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My Father is a Hero | aka The Enforcer (1994) Review

"My Father is a Hero" Theatrical Poster

“My Father is a Hero” Theatrical Poster

AKA: Letter to Daddy
Director: Corey Yuen
Writer: Wong Jing
Cast: Jet Li, Anita Mui, Tse Miu, Blacky Ko, Bonnie Fu Yuk Jing, Yu Rong Guang, Ken Lo, Damian Lau, Thorsten Nickel, Paul Rapovski, Henry Fong Ping, Corey Yuen
Running Time: 100/105 min.

By Numskull

You know, for someone whose fame is based on his martial arts skills, I’m not seeing a whole lot of martial arts in Jet Li’s movies. I don’t deny that he has legitimate talent, but the Jet Li films I’ve seen have averaged one solid fight scene each. Maybe I’m just watching all the wrong ones. I hope so.

My Father Is A Hero is one of the more polished Hong Kong action films I’ve seen, and it’s also a bit longer than most (they usually run between 85 and 100 minutes, in case you hadn’t noticed). Unfortunately, the extra handful of minutes here doesn’t mean more carnage or better character development… it just means slower pacing (something which Corey Yuen’s films definitely do NOT need). The story flows smoothly enough and is not without its moments, but for the most part, it just makes you itch for the next action sequence (they’re few and far between, but not as sparse as in certain other flicks from the same director).

Jet Li plays an undercover cop (unbeknownst to his family) who is intentionally imprisoned, then must escape with his cellmate. The actual getting out of the cell part is ridiculously easy, but he then has to deal with vicious dogs, trigger-happy guards with live ammo, and an electrified barbed wire fence (after his superior simply tells him: “I’ll let you escape.”). Then, for a large chunk of the movie, his character takes a back seat to his dying wife, his confused son, and Anita Mui’s take-charge police woman. It’s safe to assume that body doubles are used in Anita’s action scenes (I’m not a person who scrutinizes every frame looking for this stuff), but there are some shots where it is indeed her doing the beating and dodging and so forth. I don’t recall having seen her in such a physically active role before. For some reason, it doesn’t really seem to suit her. Yu Rong-Guang makes a very unconvincing villain (take those fucking shades off!!!) who does little to add to our desire to see Jet beat the hell out of him.

In typical Corey Yuen fashion, the lion’s share of the action is saved for the end of the movie, where Jet Li and his kid take on the baddies and the kid gets used as a human yo-yo. One would think that this would cause more harm to the kid than to the people he’s fighting, but at this point, the fact that people are actually DOING stuff is reason enough to just enjoy it.

My Father Is A Hero receives higher marks for effort than most Jet Li movies I’ve seen, but I fear that’s not saying a whole lot. At least, for once, a movie featured a child character who DIDN’T annoy the living sh*t out of me.

Numskull’s Rating: 5/10


By James H.

This Jet Li film has been re-released on video in North America as “Jet Li’s The Enforcer”. It is a good thing that this movie went straight to video, because if it went to the theatres, it would not have made any money. I don’t even think it is a good choice to have it released on video here.

Jet Li stars as an undercover cop with a family. His son is a martial arts champion of some sort too. One day Jet is assigned to go undercover in prison, bust out a gang member and infiltrate his gang (a la “Supercop”). The leader of this gang is this big, pseudo-threatening guy who looks like Wesley Snipes in “Blade”. But don’t be fooled by his pseudo-threatening looks, he is a bad ass, y’know, the kind that always wears sun glasses, even at night.

Things get complicated when another cop (Anita Mui) starts following Li’s character around, not knowing he is an undercover cop.

To be honest, the story did not grab my attention at all. It was uninteresting, and the characters aren’t very good or well developed, or even smart for that matter. Example: A gang of criminals is going to sell some passports to Li, no one brings a gun, but one of them has the good sense to bring a hatchet. A hatchet?!?!

Cory Yeun’s directing is nothing special here, and the fight scenes are about average. They seem pretty standard and uneventful, even for a Jet Li movie, with the exception of the final fight between Li, his kid and the baddie. Li ends up using his kid as some sort of human yo-yo, an idea that may have looked go on paper, but ends up looking ridiculous.

James H’s Rating: 4/10

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Project S | aka Supercop 2 (1993) Review

"Project S" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“Project S” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Stanley Tong
Producer: Barbie Tung
Cast: Michelle Yeoh, Yu Rong Guang, Emil Chau, Fan Siu Wong, Dick Wei, Athena Chu, Bill Tung Biu, Bowie Lam, Alain Guernier, Ailen Sit Chun Wai, Chan Man Ching, Joe Cheung, Mars, Yukari Oshima, Jackie Chan, Eric Tsang
Running Time: 98 min.

By Numskull

It seems that “they”… whoever they are… really don’t want us North American types to see this movie. The DVD and VCD from Hong Kong are both inexplicably devoid of English subtitles, and the Dimension release is… well, it’s a Dimension release. Dub only, false title, stuff missing, you know the routine. It also has a quote on the package from some peabrained critic calling Michelle Yeoh “the female Jackie Chan.” Good God, how demeaning. That just leaves the Region 2/PAL DVD from the Hong Kong Classics label, which is complete with good English subtitles but will set you back a pretty penny. Is it worth it? I think not. After all, Stanley Tong directed it.

Despite what the Dimension dickheads would like you to think, this is not a true sequel to Police Story 3 (“Supercop”). It takes place in the same universe, and Michelle Yeoh once again plays mainland Chinese cop Yang Chien Hua (NOT “Jessica Yang”), and Uncle Bill is here, and Jackie Chan makes a cameo appearance as Chia Chu in a scene that barely has anything to do with the story where he has a fake pair of laughing tits, and Eric Tsang is in that scene too, and there’s a girl named May who is not the same May (Maggie Cheung) from the Police Story movies, and…what was I talking about? Oh yeah…this isn’t a “true” sequel. Whatever that means.

Yang Chien Hua’s boyfriend (doesn’t really seem like the type to have one, does she?) is played by Yu Rong Guang, not Michael Wong as the UK DVD package states. He relocates to Hong Kong to make his fortune doing all sorts of illegal shit, and she gets teamed up with two marginally competent cops named Lung and Ming (Fan Siu Wong and Emil Chow, respectively) to stop him…only she doesn’t know it’s him at first. The eye-rolling melodrama can be seen miles away.

There’s one bad guy who goes by the name of Mr. Explosive. His specialty is…damn, what was it? Narcotics? Firearms? Forged documents? Pirate versions of Street Fighter video games where Chun Li fights naked? No, wait a minute…wait…oh yeah, right, it was explosives. What I want to know is, how does one conduct day-to-day business with a name like Mr. Explosive? And, for that matter, what about pleasure? I can see it now. He’s sitting in a nightclub, and some scantily clad woman takes the stool (I mean the thing you sit on, not fecal matter) next to his, and he says: “Hey there, gorgeous. My name’s Mr. Explosive. What’s yours?” Would she think he was joking? Would she think he was on drugs? Would she immediately make her excuses and remove herself from the premises? Would she assume that his moniker was an indication of his sexual prowess and that, should she decide to play “hide the salami” with him, she would end up with a fist-sized hole in her back due to some ungodly degree of ejaculatory pressure the likes of which has never been seen before? This is the kind of thing you’ll think about during the film’s boring parts, and, sorry to say, there are quite a few of them.

One of the film’s saving graces, however, is that Lung and Ming aren’t complete boobs, as one might expect. When they are first paired up with Hua, an unwritten formula pops into your mind, indicating that she’s going to have to bail these two f*ckwits out of trouble time and again, but…while she’s clearly more seasoned than they are…they actually manage to do something right once in a while. The film’s other saving grace is the ending, which teaches us (“us” meaning those who aren’t smart enough to figure it out for themselves) that love is a crock, so don’t even bother.

Action scenes are few in number and somewhat lacking in intensity. The best ones are the hostage rescue scenario at the very beginning, which constantly gets interrupted for film credits on an otherwise blank screen (bra-fucking-vo), and Michelle’s fight with a white guy who looks to be about a foot taller and a hundred pounds heavier than her. Apart from that, it’s mostly Police Story 3-style shooting and stunts, which is not to say it’ll put you to sleep, but c’mon, Michelle’s real talents lie in KICKING ass, not blowing it away.

I recommend Project S to anyone looking for an action movie that fails to leave any lasting impression on the viewer, with the possible exception of Michelle Yeoh performing the splits while wearing a knee-length skirt. It doesn’t suck, but it’s not great either.

Numskull’s Rating: 5/10


By James H.

“Supercop 2″ is not so much a sequel, but a spin-off. It stars Michelle Yeoh of Police Story III: Supercop” fame. Supposedly, she plays the same character as in “Police Story III”, but I’m not too sure of that. Her character doesn’t seem to exhibit the same characteristics as in “Police Story III”. Anyway, the plot of “Supercop 2” concerns Inspector Jessica Yang (Yeoh) travelling to Hong Kong to aid a pair of rather inept police officers crack a case. To make things worse, Jessica’s boyfriend, David, is somehow involved as well.

Stanley Tong’s direction shines in this film. It has some very nice action set pieces, and some decent fights. These are definitely the highlights of the film. There is a very nice car chase, and the flooding of the tunnel was pretty damn cool too.

The film is marred mainly from the acting and the lack of characterization. Yeoh’s screen time is cut short because she has to share the screen with the two aforementioned inept cops. Also, the writers could have developed the relationship between Jessica and David more and the issues that followed.

Basically a good movie. Could have been better, could have been worse. It ends up as being a standard action flick. Oh yeah, lest we forget Jackie Chan’s cameo. It has no relation to the story at all, and looks like a scene cut from one of the “Police Story” movies. However, it is worth it to see Jackie in drag.

James H’s Rating: 5.5/10

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PTU | aka Police Tactical Unit (2003) Review

"PTU" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“PTU” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Johnnie To
Cast: Simon Yam Tat Wah, Lam Suet, Ruby Wong Cheuk Ling, Raymond Wong Ho Yin, Maggie Siu Mei Kei, Eddie Ko Hung, Wong Wa Wo, Lo Hoi Pang
Running Time: 88 min.

By Alexander

PTU certainly isn’t one of Johnnie To’s best efforts, but it does manage to offer up a few surprises, and another excellent performance by Simon Yam (Bullet in the Head). The film meanders a lot during the first hour and it’s easy to lose patience with what amounts to little more than a police tactical unit walking through the dimly lit streets of Hong Kong. The plot advances here and there, primarily in the bits involving Lam Suet’s bumbling anti-crime sergeant as he searches for his missing gun, but PTU doesn’t really kick into gear (albeit a low one, like…second) until the last half hour. The snail-paced advancement of the plot is somewhat redeemed when the various threads begin to converge, but even this enjoyment was tempered by a deluge of coincidences and what-the-f*ck moments.

While PTU is one of the better Hong Kong films of the past few years (the creative use of lighting and the atmospheric score alone set it apart), I couldn’t shake the feeling that this movie would have been great (and on par with other fantastic crime dramas like The Blood Rules and the To-produced The Longest Nite) had it aimed to be a short film instead. At sixty minutes, this would have been a classic.

Alexander’s Rating: 7.5/10


By Equinox21

I can’t begin to tell you what a relief it is to see Johnny To back doing a cops vs. gangsters movie. It’s been two years since his brilliant Fulltime Killer came out, and I’ve been anxiously waiting for PTU since the day I heard about it. If one were to make a movie like his terrific 1999 piece, The Mission, but instead focus it on members of the Hong Kong Police Tactical Unit and not the bodyguards of a gang boss, you’d get 2003’s PTU.

The movie’s events all take place over one night. It begins when Sergeant Lo Sa (Lam Suet [The Mission, Running Out of Time 2, and tons of other Johnny To films]), head of the Anti-Crime Division, is ambushed by a bunch of punks under the leadership of Ponytail and left beaten and bloody in an alley. When the PTU arrives to help him, his friend Sergeant Mike Ho (Simon Yam [Fulltime Killer, oh… you know who he is!]) alerts him to the fact that his gun is missing. Thinking the punks must have taken it, Sergeant Lo asks Mike to help him track down the missing gun and not to report it to the superintendent until the morning, if they can’t find it by then. Mike agrees and they split up and begin to search. At the same time that Sergeant Lo is being beaten in the alley by Ponytail’s men, Ponytail himself is stabbed and dies. Enter CID investigator Leigh Cheng (Ruby Wong [Expect the Unexpected]), who is trying to figure out who killed Ponytail. All the threads of the movie come together at the end, in a terrifically satisfying way. Great acting all around!

While I don’t know how realistic this movie is, it really blew me away in the same way The Mission did. While The Mission had more action through the entire movie, there isn’t a shot fired through most of PTU. But it felt more real, in the sense that the firing of guns was not taken lightly in this movie. It wasn’t a situation where there’s a shoot-out every few minutes between cops and gangsters, it’s a much more realistic. Human life is not simply thrown away at the pull of a trigger as it is in so many other Hong Kong films.

The mood of PTU is established through the excellent lighting and the amazing music. Since the entire movie takes place at night, all the lighting comes from street lights, lighted signs and, on occasion, overhead lighting when people are inside. This makes it feel more tense, as you can’t see what’s around the next dark corner and neither can the police. The movie moved very slowly, but not in a bad way. It more sauntered through than rushed head long. This was really felt through the slow walking of the groups of PTU officers on patrol, overlaid with terrific music. The score, done by Chung Chi Wing (composer from The Mission), was absolutely perfect for this movie. Johnny To has a habit of using really great music in his movies, and he sure knows how to pick his composers to get the biggest bang for the buck. This all set a really unique feel for a cop movie.

PTU is a perfect compliment to The Mission. Both are similar in a way, but take opposite looks at the criminal/law enforcement world. I’d heard many good things about PTU before it came out, and they were all warranted. Don’t expect a big action movie, but another Johnny To piece that you simply have to feel to enjoy.

Equinox21’s Raiting: 9/10

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