Once a Thief (1991) Review

"Once a Thief" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“Once a Thief” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: John Woo
Cast: Chow Yun-Fat, Leslie Cheung, Cherie Chung, Paul Chu Kong, Kenneth Tsang, Declan Wong, John Woo, David Wu Tai Wai, Patrick Hon Jun
Running Time: 108 min.

By Numskull

You know what we got here? A John Woo chick flick. Well, sort of. It’s “more accessible” (read: less violent) than the heroic bloodshed work he’s known for, and there’s a ho-hum romantic subplot (“Well, sort of” again). But Once A Thief is still enjoyable for both casual fans and die-hards, as long as you don’t just expect two hours of carnage.

The love triangle mercifully takes a back seat to the real meat and potatoes of the story: a heist and double-cross-o-rama revolving around a really ugly painting. I say, if you’re gonna swipe artwork, make it artwork that’s worth swiping. Anyone here into Robert Williams? “While Traveling Near Or Traveling Far, Keep Your Hands Inside The Car!” Heh…classic. Probably not worth a whole lot of money, though. Hmm, maybe that’s why they go for the ugly one instead…

Where was I? Oh, right, the plot. Joe, James, and Cherie have two father figures: one, a real prick of a thief; the other, a kind-hearted policeman. When the three of them decide to end their careers as robbers, they must oppose one and elude the other…or must they? Lackwits unaccustomed to movies with more complexity than some Jim Carrey shit will no doubt have trouble following all of the twists and turns the story takes, but hey, that’s their problem. This here flick is solid proof that John Woo doesn’t need to expend thousands of bullets to make an involving film.

Not that Once A Thief is utterly actionless, mind you. The violence has been toned down significantly, but so what? It works here and it’s still plenty of fun. I especially like the flaming basketball of death. The credibility factor drops when the finale arrives but, I repeat, so what?

It’s a caper film with heart, it’s an action movie with class, it’s a lesser effort from John Woo but a great one from an objective standpoint and plenty enjoyable. Watch it and see for yourself the breadth that Mr. Blood & Bullets is capable of.

Numskull’s Rating: 7/10


By James H.

Slick. Very, very slick. That’s the only way this film can be described. This film has class. It has the kind of class Bond movies have. The film has this great charm that comes from the lead actors, well mainly Chow Yun-Fat (the coolest man alive, sorry Sean). The acting is never forced in this film. It all comes naturally to the actors. Only the last few minutes (you’ll know) seem forced.

The plot concerns three friends who have grown up together and are now thieves. Not just any thieves, art thieves. The script presents some interesting situations for the three friends and the love triangle that exists between them. The script is also very clever. There are some really good twists and turns here and there. The script also plays out as an adventure/caper flick. It’s very light-hearted compared to other works by Woo (like Bullet in the Head). The film mixes action and comedy very well.

The action is very well done. The violence isn’t as graphic as, say, The Killer, but it still wouldn’t be a PG rating. The film’s finale is just crazy. It’s just jam-packed with excitement. You end up yelling out when a bad guy gets it (I did at least). Once a Thief is one of Woo’s more underrated films. It hasn’t received the attention it deserves, but if you can get a hold of it, don’t hesitate to rent it, or buy it.

James H’s Rating: 8.5/10

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Day of the Dead: Collector’s Edition | Blu-ray & DVD (Shout! Factory)

Day of the Dead: Collector's Edition | Blu-ray & DVD (Shout! Factory)

Day of the Dead: Collector's Edition | Blu-ray & DVD (Shout! Factory)

RELEASE DATE: September 17, 2013

Shout! Factory presents the Blu-ray & DVD for 1985’s Day of the Dead, directed by George A. Romero (the original Dawn of the Dead). A group of military officers and scientists dwell in an underground bunker as the world above is overrun by zombies. Starring Lori Cardille, Terry Alexander and Joseph Pilato. This special Collector’s Edition is guaranteed to satisfy both old and new fans! Watch the trailer.

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Prince of Darkness: Collector’s Edition | Blu-ray & DVD (Shout! Factory)

Prince of Darkness: Collector's Edition | Blu-ray & DVD (Shout! Factory)

Prince of Darkness: Collector's Edition | Blu-ray & DVD (Shout! Factory)

RELEASE DATE: September 24, 2013

Shout! Factory presents the Blu-ray & DVD for 1987’s Prince of Darkness, written and directed by John Carpenter (The Thing). A research team finds a mysterious cylinder in a deserted church. If opened, it could mean the end of the world. This Collector’s Edition is guaranteed to be packed with awesome features! Starring Donald Pleasence, Jameson Parker and Victor Wong. Watch the trailer.

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Denzel Washington is a killer who comes ‘Shovel Ready’

"Book of Eli" Japanese Theatrical Poster

"Book of Eli" Japanese Theatrical Poster

Denzel Washington is in talks to star in Shovel Ready, an adaptation of Adam Sternbergh’s debut novel. Considering they’re making the movie prior to the novel’s January 14, 2014 release date (pre-order at amazon), producer Erwin Stoff (All You Need is Kill) definitely sees something special in the project.

According to Deadline, Shovel Ready takes place in a bombed-out, near future New York City where most of the population escapes reality by tapping into a digital fantasy world, a contract killer is hired to kill the daughter of a powerful, maniacal evangelist. Ultimately, the killer becomes the girl’s protector.

In the meantime, be sure to watch Washington pair up with Mark Wahlberg in 2 Guns, which opens on August 16, 2013. And look for him again in Antoine Fuqua’s The Equalizer in the future.

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Psycho II | Blu-ray & DVD (Shout! Factory)

Psycho II | Blu-ray & DVD (Shout! Factory)

Psycho II | Blu-ray & DVD (Shout! Factory)

RELEASE DATE: September 24, 2013

Shout! Factory presents the Blu-ray & DVD for 1983’s Psycho II, directed by Richard Franklin (Cloak & Dagger). After twenty-two years of psychiatric care, Norman Bates attempts to return to a life of solitude, but the specters of his crimes – and his mother – continue to haunt him. Starring Anthony Perkins, Vera Miles and Meg Tilly. Watch the trailer.

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Scanners II & III Double Feature | Blu-ray & DVD (Shout! Factory)

Double Feature: Scanners II & III | Blu-ray & DVD (Shout! Factory)

Double Feature: Scanners II & III | Blu-ray & DVD (Shout! Factory)

RELEASE DATE: September 10, 2013

Shout! Factory presents the Blu-ray & DVD for Scanners II: The New Order & Scanners III: The Takeover (aka Scanner Force). Spawning from David Cronenberg’s original Scanners, these two cult favorites are your ticket to pure camp and wall-to-wall terror. They’re directed by Christian Duguay (Art of War, Screamers) and star David Hewlett, Deborah Raffin, Liliana Komorowska and Valérie Valois. Watch the trailers: Scanners II | Scanners III

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Psycho III | Blu-ray & DVD (Shout! Factory)

Psycho III | Blu-ray & DVD (Shout! Factory)

Psycho III | Blu-ray & DVD (Shout! Factory)

RELEASE DATE: September 24, 2013

Shout! Factory presents the Blu-ray & DVD for 1986’s Psycho III, directed by Anthony Perkins (Lucky Stiff). The specter of his domineering mother won’t leave poor Norman Bates alone in this campy second sequel to the Hitchcock classic. Starring Anthony Perkins, Diana Scarwid and Jeff Fahey. Watch the trailer.

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Explicit clip and poster for ‘The Raid’ director’s ‘V/H/S/2’ segment

"V/H/S/2" Theatrical Poster

"V/H/S/2" Theatrical Poster

In a move that is sure to please our webmaster Mighty Peking Man, the producers behind the indie-horror sensation V/H/S have announced a sequel. The first installment featured a series of ‘found footage’-style horror tales from various indie directors and V/H/S 2 will continue in this vein. In fact, the only filmmaker returning so far is Adam Wingard of A Horrible Way to Die fame.

But fear not, an impressive line-up of talent has already been assembled for the sequel. None other than Gareth Evans (Merantau, The Raid) will co-direct a segment with Indonesian horror filmmaker Timo Tjahjanto. In fact, according to an interview with Tjahjanto, their film has already been completed.

Says Tjahjanto: “It’s called project Safe Haven, an idea of mine that I have been keeping as a feature film, but never could find the right person to work with, cause the story is so absurd and over the top.”

Also look for Eduardo Sanchez (co-director on The Blair Witch Project) and Jason Eisener (Hobo With a Shotgun) to have a part in V/H/S 2. In the meantime, the original movie is still available via Video On Demand, while Magnet Releasing offers the Blu-ray and DVD come December 4th, 2012.

Update: Twitch Film has the first look at S-VHS, the sequel to V/H/S. Be warned that this still from The Raid director Gareth Evans’ contribution is quite bloody and probably NSFW! Check out the first teaser trailer for the film, which looks to have a bigger budget than its predecessor. | Check out the new poster. | Watch the latest Red Band trailer!

BREAKING NEWS: Indiewire has an explicit clip from V/H/S/2, featuring directors Gareth Evans (The Raid) and Timo Tjahjanto (Macabre). In addition, here’s a teaser poster for the short – which involves Indonesian cult members and exploding bodies – courtesy of MTV.

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Johnnie To reunites Andy Lau and Sammi Cheng in ‘Blind Detective’

"Blind Detective" Theatrical Poster

"Blind Detective" Theatrical Poster

Shooting starts this October on Johnnie To’s Blind Detective. The film will circle around a blind man who is aided by a female detective in order to solve a bank robbery. Blind Detective reunites box office darlings Andy Lau (Dragon Family) and Sammi Cheng (Infernal Affairs), who previously starred together in films like Needing You… and Yesterday Once More.

The film has a budget of around $11 million and is slated to be released sometime in 2013. Media Asia Group is currently looking to sell international rights to the film.

Updates:

Andy Lau recently spoke about the difficulty of playing a blind character. “This is one of the most challenging roles of my career because the character is blind but the director isn’t allowing me to wear shades,” explained Lau. “The director says ‘cut’ when he thinks my eyes are moving. So we’ve only managed to complete one third of the movie after 3 months of shooting.

Website Chinese Films has new pictures of Andy Lau and Sammi Cheng taken during filming – in their pajamas! | The teaser trailer is here and it’s everything you’d want to see from a Milkyway Image production – dark, violent, and incredibly stylish. Thanks to Twitch for the story. | A second teaser trailer is now available.

BREAKING NEWS: Reportedly, Blind Detective has met with much criticism at Cannes. Judge what you can for yourself with this new Hong Kong trailer.

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Trailer for Luc Besson and Robert De Niro’s ‘The Family’

"The Family" Theatrical Poster

"The Family" Theatrical Poster

THE MOVIE: Léon: The Professional’s Luc Besson will be directing Robert De Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer, Tommy Lee Jones and Dianna Agron in The Family (aka Malavita). Due for release around 2013, Malavita is about a retired American gangster who relocates his family to Normandy and lives under the witness protection program.

Malavita is based on a 2005 novel called Badfellas by Tonino Benacquista. It’s co-written for the screen by Luc Besson and Michael Caleo (The Last Time).

Updates: The Film Experience has a pack of behind-the-scenes photos. | The Wrap reports that Martin Scorsese (Goodfellas) has been named an executive producer on the mob comedy Malavita, which opens October 18, 2013.

BREAKING NEWS: Introducing the first trailer for Luc Besson’s The Family.

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Wonder Women | DVD (Bayview Entertainment)

Wonder Women | DVD (Bayview Entertainment)

Wonder Women | DVD (Bayview Entertainment)

RELEASE DATE: June 18, 2013

Bayview Entertainment presesnts the DVD for 1975’s Wonder Women (aka The Deadly and the Beautiful). Filipino Exploitation at its finest! An insurance investigator (Ross Hagen) battles Dr. Tsu (Nancy Kwan) and her all-girl army! Features: widescreen 35mm transfer, director commentary, on-set home movies, trailers, UK version scenes and footage from the uncompleted sequel, Warrior Women. Also starring Sid Haig, Roberta Collins, Vic Diaz and Maria De Aragon. Watch the trailer.

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Drive-In Double Feature: The Vixens of Kung Fu & Oriental Blue | DVD (Vinegar Syndrome)

Drive-In Double Feature: Vixens of Kung Fu & Oriental Blue | DVD (Vinegar Syndrome)

Drive-In Double Feature: Vixens of Kung Fu & Oriental Blue | DVD (Vinegar Syndrome)

RELEASE DATE: July 9, 2013

Vinegar Syndrome presents Drive-In Collection: Vixens of Kung Fu & Oriental Blue on DVD. In 1975’s The Vixens of Kung Fu (aka A Tale of Yin Yang), a hooker is drugged and gang raped. After learning martial arts, she swears revenge! In 1975’s Oriental Blue, young girls are taken to Madame Blue’s brothel. After drinking oriental love potion, they gladly take part in intercourse with both sexes. Watch the trailers.

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The Beast Within | Blu-ray (Shout! Factory)

The Beast Within | Blu-ray (Shout! Factory)

The Beast Within | Blu-ray (Shout! Factory)

RELEASE DATE: December 17, 2013

Shout! Factory presents the Blu-ray for 1982’s The Beast Within, directed by Philippe Mora (Mad Dog Morgan). A mysterious creature attacks and rapes Caroline. Seventeen years pass. Caroline bore her rapist’s child. Now, the child has some inexplicable health problems. Whatever it is he’s got, it’s genetic. Starring Ronny Cox, Bibi Besch and Paul Clemens. Watch the trailer.

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Crawlspace | Blu-ray (Shout! Factory)

Crawlspace | Blu-ray (Shout! Factory)

Crawlspace | Blu-ray (Shout! Factory)

RELEASE DATE: December 17, 2013

Shout! Factory presents the Blu-ray for 1986’s Crawlspace, directed by David Schmoeller (Puppetmaster). A man who runs an apartment house for women is the demented son of a Nazi surgeon who has the house equipped with secret passageways, hidden rooms and torture and murder devices. Starring Klaus Kinski (The Great Silence), Talia Balsam and Barbara Whinnery. Watch the trailer.

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Demons | Blu-ray & DVD (Synapse Films)

Demons | Blu-ray & DVD (Synapse Films)

Demons | Blu-ray & DVD (Synapse Films)

RELEASE DATE: October 29, 2013

Synapse Films presents the Blu-ray & DVD to 1985’s Demons, directed by Lamberto Bava. A group of people are trapped in a large movie theater in West Berlin that is infected by ravenous demons who proceed to kill and posses the humans one-by-one, thereby multiplying their numbers. This Limited Edition Steelbook (limited to 3000 units) will include a load of extra features! Watch the trailer.

Stay tuned for pre-order information.

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