‘Hit-Girl’ prequel and ‘Kick-Ass 3′ in the works?

"Kick-Ass 2" Japanese Theatrical Poster

"Kick-Ass 2" Japanese Theatrical Poster

Mark Millar, creator of the comic books, Kick-Ass and The Secret Service – the basis for the upcoming Kingsman: The Secret Service – recently mentioned that a planned Hit-Girl spin-off movie was in the works. Here’s the interesting part: Gareth Evans (The Raid, The Raid 2) was in talks for the project.

Here’s what Millar told IGN during a recent interview: “Before Kick-Ass 2 came out, we’d been talking about a Hit-Girl spin-off movie… we’d even talked to a director – we had a couple of calls with Gareth Evans, who I absolutely love. He’s an amazing director. But Gareth’s now busy.”

Well, one can only imagine what a Evans-directed Hit-Girl movie would have been like, but hey, at least we have The Raid 3 to look forward to in 2018.

Updates: In a recent interview with Yahoo, this is what Matthew Vaughn (director of the original Kick-Ass) had to say about a Hit-Girl prequel and a Kick-Ass 3: “I’m not happily done with the franchise, for sure. Kick-Ass is a really important film to me and I’m very proud of it, and we would like to dip our toe back into it—when I say ‘we’ I mean Mark [Millar] and I and the team… We’re working on an idea for a prequel of how did Hit Girl and Big Daddy become Hit Girl and Big Daddy. If we make that, hopefully that will be the sorbet for the people that didn’t like Kick-Ass 2, and then we can go off and make Kick-Ass 3. But I think we’ve got to do this prequel just to regain the love that we had with Kick-Ass.”

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Underdogs Kids | DVD (Anchor Bay)

Underdogs Kids | DVD (Anchor Bay)

Underdogs Kids | DVD (Anchor Bay)

RELEASE DATE: July 7, 2015

Anchor Bay presents the DVD for Underdogs Kids, directed by and starring Philip Rhee (Best of the Best series).

It’s a few weeks before the big karate tournament, and the struggling Mid-City Community Center has just lost their instructor. But when former MMA champ Jimmy ‘The Lightning Bolt’ Lee (Rhee) returns to the old neighborhood, he reluctantly agrees to train the misfit kids for their match against the undefeated Beverly Hills team. | Watch the trailer!

Pre-order Underdog Kids from Amazon.com today!

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Z Storm | Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

Z Storm | Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

Z Storm | Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

RELEASE DATE: August 18, 2015

Well Go USA presents the Blu-ray & DVD for the crime-thriller Z Storm, which stars Louis Koo (Accident), Lo Hoi-pang (Dream Home), Michael Wong (Nightfall), Gordon Lam (Triad Election) and Liu Kai-chi (The Stool Pigeon).

Z Storm involves the ICAC, Hong Kong’s 40-year-old anti-corruption body, in a three-way conflict among the police and the government. Z Storm also marks the return of veteran Hong Kong filmmaker David Lam, who hasn’t made a movie since 1998’s Magnificent Team. Watch the trailer.

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Outcast (2014) Review

"Outcast" Chinese Theatrical Poster

"Outcast" Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Nick Powell
Writer: James Dormer
Cast: Hayden Christensen, Nicolas Cage, Liu Yifei, Ji Ke Jun Yi, Andy On, Wang Bozhao, Fernando Chien
Running Time: 99 min.

By Kyle Warner

When a successful Hollywood star decides to star in a Chinese production, I see it as an interesting career choice. Maybe the script drew them in, maybe it was the chance to work on a new sort of film set, maybe it’s a big paycheck, or maybe they’re simply trying to entertain and/or develop a fan base in Asia. When a struggling Hollywood star decides to star in a Chinese film, I can’t help but see it as an act of desperation. In Outcast we have two stars currently working through the dark days of their respective careers. Hayden Christensen hasn’t had a hit starring role since Jumper (which wasn’t exactly a hit) and Nicolas Cage will seemingly take any role that’s offered to him as long as he’s getting paid. Longtime stunt coordinator Nick Powell (War) makes his directorial debut on the film. Considering all of the above, the film is pretty much what you’d expect: you could say that one star is trying too hard, the other isn’t trying nearly hard enough, and the first-time director knows how to film the action but not much else.

Outcast is a historical action-adventure set in the East during the Crusades. We enter the film as knights Jacob (Christensen) and Gallain (Cage) are attacking a city in the Middle East. Gallain has seen too much war and begs his protégé to go East with him, but Jacob seems to get off on bloodshed, which forms a schism between the two old friends. The whole sequence reminded me a bit of Ridley Scott’s Kingdom of Heaven, but I was willing to think that was simply because there simply aren’t that many films made about the Crusades. I changed my mind about that as the film went on. Jump ahead three years and we find ourselves in China where a dying King has decided to pass his throne to his lovable younger son instead of his cruel warrior eldest son Shing (Andy On). Shing kills his father, says his pipsqueak brother did the deed, and sends soldiers after the kid. Because I guess if you’re going to look to Kingdom of Heaven for inspiration, you might as well watch Gladiator, too (there’s a moment in the final act that also bears a striking similarity to Gladiator).

In the three years since the opening, Christensen’s Jacob has gone in search of Gallain, ending up lost in China and addicted to opium. Luckily everyone in Asia speaks English so Jacob knows when to step in and save the rightful heir when he’s in danger. After that Jacob becomes a guardian of the outcast little brother, taking him to a far off land while Shing’s men close in from all around.

Nicolas Cage is so odd. I maintain that he can be one of our best actors when he’s working with a good script and a talented director. In Outcast, he’s given a poorly written character and a director that doesn’t seem able to rein the actor in. The best that you can say about Cage’s worst performances is that he’s never really phoning it in (well, maybe Bangkok Dangerous…). Here Cage discovers a new kind of “British” accent which I found impossible to take seriously. His character Gallain disappears after the opening, only to be found again in the final act. When we finally catch up with him again he looks like an 80’s rock star, complete with snakes wrapped around either hand. It’s ridiculous. The film wasn’t exactly going smoothly in the time since his departure in the opening, but his return to the film has the effect of grinding the story to a halt and forcing the audience out of the movie completely. Those looking for another oddball Nicolas Cage performance will get what they paid for, I guess, but even that crowd would be better off rewatching Kick-Ass, Raising Arizona, Bad Lieutenant, or even Vampire’s Kiss.

This is Christensen’s first film role since 2010. Christensen is actually pretty good in the lead role – well, good enough to prove that he deserves more work than he’s getting anyway. The actor has had only one excellent performance in his career (2003’s Shattered Glass) and since then his work hasn’t been very impressive. He begins the film by giving us some more of his Anakin Skywalker performance, but he evens things out somewhere in the middle of the film, adding more depth to the antihero character than was probably found on the page. While Outcast is clearly a paycheck movie for most everyone involved, Christensen uses the film to show off a bit of what he’s capable of, and I thought he brought some convincing physicality to the role. Still, at this point I’m not sure that Christensen is the guy you want as your film’s lead, and I think he’s probably better suited as part of an ensemble. So it’s unfortunate that not only does Christensen have to carry the film, but that Cage keeps making the job harder for him with his bizarre performance.

Andy On (Once Upon a Time in Shanghai) is boring as the film’s villain, but I don’t really feel the actor’s at fault here. The screenplay by James Dormer just isn’t very good, giving us lots of predictable scenes and bad dialogue. After Andy On’s Shing stabs his father, the King says, “Heaven forgive you.” The warrior Shing replies, “I have no place in Heaven because of what I’ve done for you.” Or something like that. You know, that line and others like it in probably read pretty well on the page, but when you speak them out loud they just sound preposterous.

The film often looks good thanks to some decent cinematography and impressive costumes and sets. And while the story is predictable, it does manage to move at a good pace. I never found the film boring, just woefully uninspired and occasionally very silly.

From what I can tell, though filmed in China, Outcast was actually made thanks to production companies from multiple nations. Supposedly early on in Outcast’s development it was going to be about Vikings and only later became about the Crusades and China. Whether that was the natural evolution of the story, or if the China setting only got added in there after Chinese money got involved, I don’t know. Considering the plot and locale, one would think that the final product was geared towards Asian audiences, but the English language would seem to dispute that. I’m just not really sure who this movie was made for. I think that, like the film’s characters, Outcast is kind of lost in the world.

In the short time since its release Outcast has developed the reputation of a total disaster. I don’t think it’s that bad. Which is not to say that I think it’s all that good either. It’s an overly familiar historical action movie that’s beaten down repeatedly by bad dialogue and one of Cage’s career worst performances. The best thing about the film is Hayden Christensen… though I realize that might sound like damning praise to most readers. I just don’t think there’s enough to the film to recommend it to any curious viewer. Outcast is totally skippable.

Kyle Warner’s Rating: 4.5/10

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Andy Lau and Johnnie To are ‘Running on Karma’ again!

"Running on Karma" Japanese Theatrical Poster

"Running on Karma" Japanese Theatrical Poster

2003’s Running on Karma was one of the strangest yet ultimately fulfilling Hong Kong movies ever made, and now, 12 years later, directors Johnnie To (Election 2) and Wai Ka Fai (Too Many Ways To Be #1) are currently at work on a 3D sequel.

Andy Lau (Switch) is slated to return. Cecilia Cheung, however, is not on the radar. According to Jaynestars (via DiP), To wasn’t fond of her unprofessional habits during the filming of the original Running on Karma – such as a lack of punctuality and frequently calling in sick – so replacing Cheung will be Gao Yuanyuan (Rob-B-Hood). Jacky Heung (True Legend) will also be appearing.

We’ll keep you updated on Running on Karma 2 as we hear more. Stay tuned!

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Rumble in the Bronx | Blu-ray (Warner)

Rumble in the Bronx | Blu-ray (Warner)

Rumble in the Bronx | Blu-ray (Warner)

RELEASE DATE: October 6, 2015

Warner presents the Blu-ray for Rumble in the Bronx, directed by Stanley Tong (Police Story 4: First Strike). Please note that this Blu-ray is most-likely the English-dubbed, U.S. edited version of the film.

A young man (Jackie Chan) visiting and helping his uncle (Bill Tung) in New York City finds himself forced to fight a street gang and the mob with his martial art skills. Also starring Anita Mui (Drunken Master II), Francoise Yip (Infatuation), Marc Akerstream (Cyberjack) and Ailen Sit (Thunderbolt).

Pre-order Rumble in the Bronx from Amazon.com today!

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Shadowless Sword (2005) Review

"Shadowless Sword" Korean Theatrical Poster

“Shadowless Sword” Korean Theatrical Poster

Director: Kim Young-Jun
Cast: Yun So-Yi, Lee Seo-Jin, Shin Hyun-Joon, Lee Gi-Yong, Jeong Ho-Bin, Park Seong-Woong
Running Time: 98 min.

By Paul Bramhall

The words ‘Korean’ and ‘wuxia’ are not really two which you’d immediately think of putting together. The Korean film industry has gained a reputation for producing high quality entries in the likes of the gangster, revenge thriller, and melodrama genres. On the other hand, the wuxia genre has tended to remain a mainstay of Chinese filmmaking, with most movies by definition based on Chinese novels about the martial arts world, filled with chivalrous swordsman and alike.

In 2000 though, director Kim Yeong-joon decided to do just that, by adapting the Korean comic Bichunmoo for the big screen. As much as wuxia tales tend to focus on treacherous martial arts clans, doomed lovers, and other such romanticized notions, on screen they’re just as much defined by their action. Yeong-joon didn’t want to take any chances, so took the trip to Hong Kong in the hopes of asking legendary choreographer Ching Siu Tung to come onboard as action director. Unfortunately Siu Tung’s schedule was fully booked, however Yeong-joon clicked with one of his protégés, Ma Yuk Sing, responsible for the choreography in the likes of White Dragon and Enter the Phoenix, and ultimately Yuk Sing took the job.

Bichunmoo was a worthy attempt at making a Korean wuxia, featuring plenty of stylized action, and some subtle use of CGI to enhance many of the practical moves. However in a 2005 interview Yuk Sing expressed his frustration with the final product, citing the lack of time they had to film, the use of stunt doubles for most of the action, and his own failure to really grasp the elements of the movie itself. He did form a strong friendship with director Yeong-joon though, and 5 years later, when Yeong-joon approached him to come onboard as the action choreographer for his 2nd attempt at a Korean wuxia, Yuk Sing didn’t think twice.

That 2nd wuxia would become Shadowless Sword, and together Yeong-joon and Yuk Sing made sure none of the regrets of their previous collaboration would be repeated again. The decision was made to film in China, and before the cameras started rolling all of the key players in the cast did an intensive 6 days per week 2 month crash course with Yuk Sing and his stunt team, to bring them up to speed with the physical demands that any wuxia movie requires.

The story of Shadowless Sword takes place in 927AD, and we learn that the leader of the wonderfully named Killer-Blade Army, played by Shin Hyeon-joon (the lead in Bichunmoo), is killing all of the heirs to the throne due to a wrong doing he felt was committed against his family. When a prince, played by Lee Seo-jin, who was believed to have vanished is found masquerading as a commoner, a bodyguard is sent to find him and convince him to accept his birthright. What’s unique about Shadowless Sword, is that for a wuxia movie it gives us a central protagonist in the form of a female, as the bodyguard is played by Yoon Soy. Soy has reverted mostly to acting in TV dramas in recent years, but in 2005 it looked like she was going to potentially carve out an action career for herself, having also starred alongside Ryoo Seung-beom in Arahan 2 years earlier.

Special mention also has to go to the other members of the Killer-Blade Army. Park Seong-woon, most recently seen in the gangster movies Man on High Heels and The New World, is almost unrecognizable as a cudgel wielding monk. Sporting a fully shaved head which is covered in Chinese character tattoos, his look here is definitely a memorable one. Playing a deadly female assassin, who appears just as lethal as Hyeon-joon himself, is the stunning Lee Gi-yong. Shadowless Sword was Gi-yong’s movie debut, and after having a cameo as a female assassin a year later in My Wife is a Gangster 3, she disappeared from the movie scene to return to modeling. It’s a shame, as her action performance is convincing, and at 180cm tall, she has an imposing screen presence.

As a sophomore effort, Yeong-joon and Yuk Sing look to have taken full advantage of their understanding and expectations of each other, as Shadowless Sword crams in an almost non-stop barrage of imaginative and creative action scenes. From a bowman who fires insanely large arrows, which fly through the air impaling people as they go like a human kebab, to a boomerang like sword which our heroes have to fend off while dealing with multiple attackers at the same time. There is no doubt in 2005 that the technology was there to perform all this outlandish action with CGI, so it’s refreshing to see that none of it is. Apart from the standard green screen work for some backdrops, all of the action is performed with wires and in-camera effects, as can be seen in the outtakes when one of the huge arrows being fired along a wire goes a little further than it was supposed to, resulting in Yoon Soy being hit square in the face by it.

Yuk Sing acknowledged that as a Korean movie he wanted to create a different action aesthetic than his Hong Kong work, and in many ways he succeeds. All of the trademark shots from his mentor Siu Tung are there, from props and bodies exploding in every direction, to whole floors being ripped up with the stroke of a sword. But there’s also a lot of originality as well, from an underwater escape, to an open handed fight scene which involves several limbs being snapped in painfully graphic ways. Of course as seems to be the requirement of any post-Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon wuxia movie, we also get a rooftop chase scene, but frankly it wouldn’t have been complete without it.

If it was possible to pick any fault with Shadowless Sword, it’s that the story is undeniably simplistic. Perhaps in a move to distance himself from the over-convoluted plot of Bichunmoo, which in many ways was down to its source material, here Yeong-joon creates what’s essentially an A-to-B chase movie, with Soy and Seo-jin being pursued by Hyeon-joon and his Killer-Blade Army. It’s a plot structure which was re-used for 2011’s War of the Arrows. In the first third of the movie this looks like it could be problematic, as neither Soy or Seo-jin seem to have particularly good chemistry with each other, and we’re about to spend the rest of the movie with them. However as events progress, thankfully so do their characters, and it’s not long until we’re rooting for them to get away. They also get an unexpected character arc in the finale, which provides a welcome explanation for a lot of what has come before.

It would be a crime not to mention the soundtrack for Shadowless Sword. Switching between a fast paced Korean drum based score for the action and chase scenes, to a full orchestra for the movies more dramatic moments, the quality of the music really stands out (perhaps in part due to being recorded in Australia, no doubt thanks to US film studio New Line Cinema co-producing). Being Korean, parts of it are unashamedly romantic, so for those who don’t like sweeping scores set to longing looks, there may be parts when you’ll want to look away. But even if that’s the case, it’s never too long before someone gets impaled on a giant arrow, sliced to pieces with a sword, or my personal favorite, has their body explode from the inside out.

Paul Bramhall’s Rating: 8/10

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Cityonfire.com’s ‘For the Emperor’ Blu-ray Giveaway! – WINNERS ANNOUNCED!

For the Emperor | Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

For the Emperor | Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

Cityonfire.com and Well Go USA are giving away 3 Blu-ray copies of Park Sang-jun’s For the Emperor to three lucky Cityonfire visitors. To enter, simply add a comment to this post and describe, in your own words, this trailer.

We will be selecting a winner at random. Be sure to include your email address in the appropriate field so we can contact you for your home address. Additionally, you must ‘Like Us‘ on cityonfire.com’s Facebook by clicking here.

The Blu-ray & DVD for For the Emperor will be officially released on July 7, 2015. We will announce the 3 winners on July 8, 2015 and ship out the prizes immediately.

CONTEST DISCLAIMER: You must enter by July 7, 2015 to qualify. U.S. residents only please. We sincerely apologize to our non-U.S. visitors. Winners must respond with their mailing address within 48 hours, otherwise you will automatically be disqualified. No exceptions. Contest is subject to change without notice.

WINNERS: Alice H, Eric O. and Andrew O.

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Jet Li does a flying jump kick onto Netflix’s streaming service

Dragon Dynasty's Jet Li 3-Disc DVD Set

Dragon Dynasty’s Jet Li 3-Disc DVD Set

Eagle-eyed martial arts fans who happen to own a Netflix account may have noticed that a significant portion of Jet Li’s back catalog has been slowly added to the website’s streaming service. It appears that the Weinstein Company, who purchased a great deal of Hong Kong action movies during the 90’s, have once again been divvying up their films to Netflix. Cinema buffs have long resented the Weinsteins for their treatment of Asian cinema – Jet Li alone saw some of his most beloved features edited, dubbed, and retitled only to be unceremoniously dumped on DVD.

For instance: My Father is a Hero (one of our personal favorites) became The Enforcer, The Bodyguard from Beijing became The Defender. The good news about these titles being added to Netflix is that they’re now accompanied by their original Cantonese language tracks and streaming with HD quality prints.

Also new to the streaming service is two of Jet Li’s earliest endeavors, 1982’s Shaolin Temple and 1984’s Kids From Shaolin, both of which the Weinstein Company has never actually released on DVD or Blu-ray in North America.

Titles currently available:

-1982’s The Shaolin Temple

-1984’s Kids From Shaolin

-1986’s Born to Defense

The Legend (AKA 1993’s Fong Sai-yuk)

The Legend 2 (AKA 1993’s Fong Sai-yuk II)

The Defender (AKA 1994’s The Bodyguard from Beijing)

-1994’s Fist of Legend

The Enforcer (AKA 1995’s My Father is a Hero)

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Crank 2: High Voltage (2009) Review

"Crank: High Voltage" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Crank: High Voltage” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: Mark Neveldine
Co-director: Brian Taylor
Cast: Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Clifton Collins, Jr., Efren Ramirez, Bai Ling, David Carradine, Dwight Yoakam, Corey Haim, Keone Young, Art Hsu
Running Time: 95 min.

By HKFanatic

I used to wonder what a film directed by video game auteur Suda51 (No More Heroes) would look like. Then I saw Crank 2: High Voltage and wondered no more. With High Voltage, writer/director team Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor have taken the inner workings of your average 14 year-old’s ADD-addled, Mountain Dew-charged, Xbox-and-sex-obsessed mind and uploaded it onto the big screen. Actor Jason Statham is somehow the perfect filter for their madness as he goes around the greater Los Angeles area, trading fisticuffs with thugs and replenishing his ‘health meter’ like a video game beat-em-up come to life.

Neveldine and Taylor have had an interesting rise in the film industry. Their debut was the original Crank, a low-budget effort that made great use of Statham’s trademark snarl and a politically incorrect script. Moviegoers responded to it because of its sheer audacity – like the scene where Statham has sex on a public street corner – and even though it wasn’t a massive hit, a sequel was greenlit. Probably because Neveldine and Taylor know how to make a movie on the cheap: High Voltage was made for $20 million, a paltry sum by Hollywood standards. Inbetween the Crank films the duo turned out the interesting failure Gamer, which took the whole shaky-cam aesthetic to its most nauseating limit, and later saw their reportedly excellent, R-rated screenplay for Jonah Hex turned into the mutilated box office bomb it eventually became.

High Voltage represents Neveldine and Taylor’s signature filmmaking style, back with a vengeance. It’s American pop culture put in a blender and served up raw: you never know when the movie is going to transform into an Atari video game, a talk show parody, or a dream sequence that resembles public access television. The film opens with Jason Statham having his heart removed while a Chinese gangster mocks him and flicks cigarette ashes into Statham’s gaping chest cavity. Later on, Statham escapes from the medical facility (like you had any doubt he would) and kills off the guards, upgrading his weapons along the way in a remarkably video game-like manner.

The rest of the movie proceeds with Statham running on foot, grunting and trash-talking, as he looks for his stolen heart. The screenplay’s gimmick is that Statham’s artificial ticker needs to be charged with electricity every so often or else Statham will drop dead. This leads to scenes like Statham using a police taser on his own tongue. The film’s 90 minute runtime is dedicated solely to seeing if the filmmakers can top themselves every five minutes. Expect outrageous moments like a Latino gangster cutting off his own nipples as a sign of atonement to his boss, Bai Ling’s hooker character being pulverized by a car, and a repeat of the first film’s public shagging. Most likely you’re either in on the joke or you think the whole thing is an affront to decency.

If Crank 2 has one serious flaw, it’s that the movie is so dependent on the first entry. Upon viewing High Voltage I hadn’t seen Crank since it was in theaters all the way back in 2006. The returning characters, frequent references, and flashbacks to the first film were lost on me. I’d suggest watching them back to back if your brain can take it. That’d be one hell of a movie marathon; afterwards you might want to watch that movie that was done in one long camera take, Russian Ark, to give your retinas a rest.

High Voltage has plenty of action – shoot-outs and car crashes occur almost as frequently as the f-bomb – but don’t expect anything jaw-dropping or expertly choreographed. Most of the time the camera shows Jason Statham firing a gun then cuts to someone being shot. Rinse and repeat, and Statham can stand in the middle of a room and not get hit even when eight gangbangers are aiming for him. Oh well, it’s of little consequence – the film is pure superhero fantasy. I’d admittedly like to see Neveldine/Taylor really stretch themselves and film an intricate action sequence, but for Crank 2 the short bursts of violence work. The duo shoots these movies on the cheap and at a rapid pace (31 days of filming) and actually operates the hi-def handheld cameras themselves, even going so far as wear rollerblades to capture Statham as he’s running. Now that’s commitment.

As the film comes to an end, the fate of several lead characters are completely up in the air. You could say it’s a blatant set-up for Crank 3 but at the same time the story is almost besides the point. High Voltage is about attitude – a tribute to Statham’s tough guy persona and a distillation of every pop culture influence rattling around in the directors’ heads. Watch it, enjoy it, feel your brain throb against your skull as you try to keep up with the images onscreen. There’s a cameo from the lead singer of Tool; a scene where Statham and a bad guy turn into giant kaiju monsters and battle like that movie War of the Gargantuas; and another scene where Statham rams a shotgun up a goon’s ass. If you queue this sucker up, I think you know what you’re getting into.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 6/10

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Eight Escorts, The (1980) Review

"The Eight Escorts" VHS Cover

"The Eight Escorts" VHS Cover

AKA: Eight Peerless Treasures
Director: Pao Hsueh Lieh
Writer: Katy Chin, Ni Kuang
Cast: Hsu Feng, Au Lap Bo, Michael Chan Wai Man, Choi Wang, Fang Mien, Goo Chang, Ko Keung, Danny Lee Sau Yin, Lily Li Li Li, Ling Yun, Mau Ging Shun, Stewart Tam Tin, Dorian Tan Tao Liang, Wong Ching, Wang Chung, Wu Ma
Running Time: 90 min.

By Martin Sandison

In 1972 director Pao Hsieh Li and screenwriter Ni Kuang created one of the all time classics of kung fu cinema, Boxer From Shantung. A tour de force of memorable characters, clever plotting and bloody violence, the movie was a highlight of the early 70’s Shaw Brothers canon. Both had illustrious careers with Shaws; especially Ni Kuang (whose screenwriting credits stretch beyond 200) who can count such milestones as One Armed Swordsman, Blood Brothers and Five Venoms as his creations. Pao began as a cinematographer on movies such as Trail of the Broken Blade and The Golden Swallow, both directed by Chang Cheh. In turn he became one of the few Shaws directors to rival Chang Cheh in the early 70’s, with movies like Delightful Forest and The Water Margin under his belt.

By the early 80’s Ni Kuang was dividing his time between Shaws and Independent productions, and Pao was only directing movies for the latter. The Eight Escorts was one that they collaborated on, a Taiwanese production with all the hallmarks of the time, and featuring a superb cast.

The plot revolves around Hsu Feng as Miss Wu, the leader of an escort service who is also searching for her brothers killer. Feng was a favourite of King Hu, one of the greatest Hong Kong film makers of all time. She had substantial parts in Dragon Gate Inn, A Touch of Zen (one of the deepest Martial Arts films you could see) and The Valiant Ones. A good actress, she brings a touch of class to The Eight Escorts.

Li Yun appears as Chin Kai Tai, an honourable martial artist who assists Miss Wu. Yun was a versatile actor, beginning his career in Taiwan in the early 60’s then moving on to Shaws and appearing in movies such as Killer Clans and Death Duel. He moved back to Taiwan and became an action star and director.

Danny Lee appears as Tung Feng, another honourable martial artist. Everyone knows him due to his parts in the Heroic Bloodshed movies City On Fire and The Killer, so it’s interesting seeing in him in a Taiwanese Indie production, especially because he performs a lot of action. Appearing in a small role, Chan Wai Man scorches across the screen with aggression and magnificent kung fu chops. This was one year before he kicked some serious ass in The Club, one of the most raw HK gangster films and two before he appeared in Five Element Ninjas, a movie that needs no introduction.

The ubiquitous Lily Li is on good form as a would be thief who fights almost everyone in the cast at some point. One of the best female martial arts actresses, she appeared in many of classics of the time, including Eight Diagram Pole Fighter and The Loot. The legendary Wu Ma has a small role and supplies some good comic relief as an inn owner who has pigtails and employs young kids to do his bidding.

Rounding off the cast is the magnificent Tan Tao Liang, who most agree is the most flexible kicker of the golden age. One of my favourite martial arts actors, although not a great actor his kicking is a joy to behold. My favourites of his are The Hot, The Cool and the Vicious and the underrated Revenge of the Shaolin Master. There are two stories that capture the imagination when it comes to Tan. The first is when he was in Taekwondo competitions he would land a kick but it would be too fast for the judges to see, so he developed a technique of hopping and landing multiple kicks. This lends itself beautifully to his onscreen fights. Another is that he was the master of John Liu, another awesome kicker. The story goes that Liu was very inflexible, so they agreed that Tan would force him into the splits. Apparently he was in pain for two years, but after that could kick very high. It’s a real shame that they never appeared in a movie together, and that Tan never appeared in a movie with Hwang Jang Lee. Actually at the Eastern Heroes event last year Hwang was asked about Tan, and he didn’t really say much about him.

Unfortunately there are major problems with The Eight Escorts. The story is very convoluted and there are too many characters, meaning it’s nearly impossible to follow the plot. This is a criticism that applies to loads of old schoolers, but here it gets very irritating. There is so much fighting that the plot doesn’t even matter. So to the action. It’s great when there is loads of fighting in a movie as we all know, but if it doesn’t reach a decent level the audience is left unsatisfied. This is the biggest problem with the film.

Most of the fights are slow and uninspiring. The choreographer is Chan Muk Chuen, a veteran old school choreographer, and definitely not up there with the best. He choreographed Big Boss of Shanghai, a movie I enjoyed, but again the choreography never reaches that high a level. The use of unusual weapons is a definite plus point though. When Tan and Chan Wai Man get into the mixer the level immediately goes up, and there is some great invention in the exchanges and the use of environment.

All in all Eight Escorts scores points for a fantastic cast and some great fight scenes towards the end, but in the end it’s a bit of a wasted opportunity.

Martin Sandison’s Rating: 5/10

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Steven Seagal, Rutger Hauer, Vinnie Jones and Michael Dudikoff head for the ‘Four Towers’

"Pistol Whipped" Japanese DVD Cover

"Pistol Whipped" Japanese DVD Cover

Next month, Giorgio Serafini (Puncture Wounds) will begin production on Four Towers, an action flick starring Rutger Hauer (The Hitcher), Steven Seagal (Above the Law), Costas Mandylor (Fist of the North Star), Vinnie Jones (Midnight Meat Train), Michael Dudikoff (American Ninja) and Gianni Capaldi (Puncture Wounds).

Here’s the plot according to EP: Viro (Hauer), a criminal mastermind, partners with a woman in a plot to steal a cache of gold from her billionaire father, Bronson (Seagal). Unbeknownst to Viro and his soldiers of fortune, one of Bronson’s guests is a trained operative who fights to not only save the hostages and the gold, but also his family.

Other Seagal film in the works include Code of Honor, Under Siege 3, Cypher, Perfect Weapon, The Asian Connection, Killing Salazar and End of a Gun. Production for Four Towers starts on July 25th. Stay tuned for more updates!

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Rage | aka Tokarev (2014) Review

"Rage" Japanese DVD Cover

“Rage” Japanese DVD Cover

Director: Paco Cabezas
Cast: Nicolas Cage, Rachel Nichols, Peter Stormare, Danny Glover, Max Ryan, Michael McGrady, Judd Lormand, Max Fowler, Pasha D. Lychnikoff
Running Time: 92 min.

By Paul Bramhall

For several years now Nicolas Cage seems to have had a ‘say yes to everything’ policy in place when it comes to accepting movie roles. It’s a policy which has taken him to some odd places – in 2014 alone he starred in the cringe inducing Chinese period piece Outcast, the Christian propaganda movie Left Behind, straight to video thriller Dying of the Light, and last but not least, straight up revenge flick Rage.

Look up a one-line plot description for another of Cage’s straight to video thrillers, 2012’s Stolen, and it’ll read “A former thief frantically searches for his missing daughter, who has been kidnapped.” Basically the same description can be applied to Rage, only instead of a former thief, he’s a former gangster, now living a peaceful life with his wife and daughter while running a construction company. From the get go it becomes clear that Spanish director Paco Cabezas, here working on his first English language movie, is trying to go for a Taken vibe with Cage’s character. However with his super slicked back hair and leather jacket, Cage comes across as more of a Steven Segal clone than the killing machine that Liam Neeson so effectively portrayed.

To elaborate on the plot a little further, Cage and his wife have to attend a dinner one evening to help secure a construction deal. Leaving his 16 year old daughter at home hanging out with two of her guy friends, in the midst of the dinner he’s interrupted by the police. Immediately assuming they’re on his case due to his past misdemeanors, he attempts to get rid of them, only for them to drop the bombshell that they’re not there about him, they’re there about his daughter. Soon Cage is shaking down his daughters two guys friends to find out what happened, but apart from revealing that three masked men broke into the house and took her, they aren’t able to provide any other clues. That is until it’s revealed that a Tokarev pistol was involved in the abduction, which implies the Russian mafia was involved.

So, of course Cage does the only thing he can do, he rounds up his two best friends that also used to be gangsters, and proceeds to “do what he has to do” to find his daughter. What follows is probably supposed to be a taut thriller with Cage and co. navigating the Alabama underworld to get answers as to his daughter’s whereabouts, however thanks to an unbelievably clunky and awkward script, Rage frequently entertains for all the wrong reasons. Most of the entertainment comes from Cage himself. He’s always been an actor with a streak of extravagance, and in the right roles he’s a joy to behold. However most of those roles happened a long time ago, and recently his over the top histrionics are more a source of amusement than a legitimate expression of character.

Rage perhaps does more to cement the former opinion than any of his recent movies, as he takes the script and rampages through the 90 minute run time in a variety of laugh inducing scenes. Even the somber moments, such as when he asks for the help of his two friends, become bizarre exercises in acting, calling them over for an awkwardly filmed three-way man hug which brings new meaning to invading another’s personal space. For those looking to see Cage do what he does best though – lose it in a fit of hysterical screaming and yelling – Rage provides not one but two of these scenes, both of which I’d be willing to bet put to shame any comedy released in the same year. I’d also suggest on the strength of his performance here that Cage’s hair should almost have its own billing, as the various states of dishevelment it gets into during his mission for justice demonstrate more range than some of the actors.

Keeping with the theme of head scratching moments, Danny Glover turns up as a police lieutenant who delivers the news to Cage about his daughter. Glover knows about Cage’s criminal past, but trusts that he’s clean now, so basically just shows up now and again to dispense such pearls of wisdom as “Let us do this our way.” Of course, really Glover should have arrested Cage the minute bodies start piling up, but for reasons known only to the script writers, he doesn’t. In a scene which stretches the concept of disbelief like no other, Cage gets involved in a car chase with the police, during which one police car even goes up in a ball of flames, however at the end of it, Glover turns up and lets him go. I suspect the only reason Glover is in the movie at all is that he must have had a spare hour one quiet Saturday afternoon, so figured he might as well make himself some extra dollars.

The movie was scripted by James Agnew and Sean Keller, who between them have been responsible for the Wesley Snipes actioner Game of Death, Dario Argento’s misfire Giallo (most famous for the lawsuit that Adrien Brody successfully filed due to not being paid!), and TV monster movie Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep. Not exactly a top tier writing duo, and unfortunately it shows frequently. The script isn’t the only issue though, the production values themselves are also laced with technical errors. From the shadow of a boom mike following a character, to the crew being reflected in Cage’s sunglasses, to damaged cars arriving in the next scene without a scratch on them. Somehow though, rather than being infuriating, the clumsiness of everything only adds to the ‘so bad it’s good’ quality of proceedings.

Rage does do some things right. The head of the Russian mafia is played with effective menace by Pasha D. Lychnikoff, and it’s one of the few movies in which he actually gets a name rather than being the stock Russian character. (Look this guy up on IMDB – Russian FBI Agent in Miami Vice, Russian Man on Street in Cloverfield, Russian Soldier in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Russian Cabbie in A Good Day to Die Hard) The brief bursts of action are also entertainingly staged. Cage and co. raid both a gambling den and a drug dealer’s house over the course of the movie, and both scenes play out effectively with no CGI, with some nice falls from the stuntmen. The violence also shows imagination, from one character having a noose tied around their neck, and the other end tied to a breeze block, which is then thrown out of a several floors up window, to another character having their hand pinned to their back with a knife.

It has to also be noted that Rage ends with a twist that I didn’t see coming, and I’d say almost does enough to redeem a lot of the movies short comings. It shows that writers Agnew and Keller did actually have a solid story to be told, the issues come from their inability to create an engaging script to tell that story. That being said, the twist packs the punch it intends, and for that they should be given credit. In the closing line of the movie, Cage looks directly at the camera, and in what could well be a case of breaking the fourth wall, solemnly states, “I’m sorry I let you down.” Looking at the number of roles he’s going to be playing in the immediate future though, I think it’s safe to say he doesn’t mean it.

Paul Bramhall’s Rating: 5.5/10

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Expect more martial arts action as the Punisher joins Netflix’s ‘Daredevil’

"Daredevil" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Daredevil” Japanese Theatrical Poster

By all accounts, season one of Netflix’s Daredevil series has proven a rousing success. The 13-episode program, which features Charlie Cox (Stardust) as Marvel Comics’ blind attorney turned vigilante, earned high marks from both critics and fanboys alike thanks to its blend of crime drama and hard-hitting action.

The show’s fight scenes, of which are there many, offer intricate martial arts choreography that wouldn’t be out of place in a Hong Kong action flick. In fact, Daredevil showrunner Steve S. DeKnight revealed to Entertainment Weekly that the series’ inspiration included modern Indonesian classic The Raid: Redemption. Given the acclaim that greeted Daredevil’s first season, fans are already anticipating Season 2.

And they have every right to get excited: Marvel announced today that actor Jon Bernthal, perhaps best known for his turn as hotheaded Shane in TV’s The Walking Dead, has been cast as the Punisher – Marvel Comics’ other streetside vigilante who, unlike Daredevil, isn’t afraid to pull the trigger and mete out a deadly brand of justice. Looks like things in Hell’s Kitchen are about to be anything but quiet when Daredevil: Season 2 arrives sometime in 2016.

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Zebraman (2004) Review

"Zebraman" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Zebraman” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: Takashi Miike
Writer: Kankuro Kudo
Cast: Sho Aikawa, Kyoka Suzuki, Teruyoshi Uchimura, Yui Ichikawa, Koen Kondo, Naoki Yasukochi, Makiko Watanabe, Keisuke Mishima, Yu Tokui, Yoji Tanaka
Running Time: 115 min.

By HKFanatic

With the massive success of 2010’s 13 Assassins it’s easy to forget that, oh, just a year ago director Takashi Miike was more well known for his typically surreal cinema efforts, which have included such feats as a woman shooting darts from her, uh, private regions and people regularly being cut in half. 2004’s Zebraman is one of those zanier flicks, and though it tones down the sex and violence it ramps the weird factor way up. Despite the titular character’s goofy, Super Sentai-inspired costume, don’t mistake this for a kid’s movie.

The heart and soul of Zebraman is actor Sho Aikawa, who previously worked with Miike on the Dead or Alive films. Aikawa plays a character who is a complete failure at life and has very little to recommend about him as a human being, and yet because of Aikawa’s performance you can’t help but root for the guy. Aikawa is a 3rd grade teacher who puts the minimal amount of effort required into his job; his son gets beat up at school because all the other kids think his dad is a loser; his wife is cheating on him; and his daughter sleeps around with middle-aged men she meets on the internet.

The only reprieve from his dreary life comes from his nights spent dressed up as Zebraman, a TV superhero he recalls from his childhood. Yet even this act is clouded with shame: Aikawa actively worries that someone from his job will see him dressed in the black-and-white costume and fire him on the spot. Eventually, Zebraman learns that he might actually have a knack for this superhero thing. When some CG aliens show up looking to make Japan ground zero for their invasion, only Zebraman can stop them – but first he’s got to believe that he can do it, which might take some convincing.

If there’s anything that mars Zebraman as a film, it’s the pacing. The film is very leisurely paced, which means it never manages to build up momentum. About an hour in, some apocalyptic-type events transpire and I was certain that the film was leading into the climactic encounter between Zebraman and the aliens – and then there was another hour to go. 115 minutes is probably a tad too long for what basically amounts to a superhero farce. Still, it gives Miike time to develop the characters and the world of the film.

I’ll also admit it was more fun to watch Zebraman take on your garden variety robbers, serial killers, and would-be rapists with his “Zebra Double Kick” and “Zebra Screw Punch,” than it was to see him fight aliens. The problem with the end battle between Zebraman and the aliens is that the extraterrestrials are low-rent, low-budget (for 2004!) CG blobs that wouldn’t have looked out of place in the Robin Williams comedy Flubber. So the ending wasn’t as entertaining as it could have been.

Regardless, there’s a lot to recommend about Zebraman. It’s a story about a pretty pathetic guy – the kind of person you might know at your job or school – who finds the strength inside himself to become a hero. Along the way, there are a lot of pratfalls and bathroom jokes, including a guy who washes his crotch with alien-infected water at a sauna. But I’ll admit that part made me laugh, among other scenes, and Miike brings his usual flair for action and absurd scenarios. If you enjoy superhero comedies, Power Ranger parodies, actor Sho Aikawa, or just weird Japanese movies in general, Zebraman fits the bill nicely.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 7/10

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