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"Unleashed" Blu-ray Cover

"Unleashed" Blu-ray Cover

Today’s Deal on Fire is the Blu-ray for Louis Leterrier’s Unleashed (aka Danny the Dog), starring Jet Li (Hero), Morgan Freeman, Bob Hoskins and a brief appearance by Scott Adkins (Close Range).

Along with Kiss of the Dragon, this is easily the best of Jet Li’s English-language films (read our review).

It features fight choreography by Yuen Woo-ping (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon II: Sword of Destiny) and a downtempo soundtrack by trip hop group Massive Attack.

Order Unleashed from Amazon.com today!

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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny (2016) Review

"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Yuen Woo-ping
Cast: Donnie Yen, Michelle Yeoh, Harry Shum, Jr., Jason Scott Lee, Roger Yuan, Woon Young Park, Eugenia Yuan, Ju Ju Chan, Natasha Liu Bordizzo, Veronica Ngo
Running Time: 103 min.

By Kelly Warner

Considering the popularity and critical acclaim of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, a sequel probably seemed like a no-brainer. Well, it took 15 years and the evolution of a streaming service into a production company to make it happen, but we finally have our Crouching Tiger sequel. And though it’s not nearly as good as the original, I still liked it.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny catches up with Michelle Yeoh’s swordswoman Yu Shu Lien eighteen years after the events of the first film. After the death of her beloved Li Mu Bai, Yu Shu Lien drifted into exile and gave up on the hero life. She muses that a swordsman’s legacy is remembered for twenty years after his passing. It’s meant as praise but to her it feels like a curse. She is a martial arts master that longs to be forgotten by the world, haunted by all that could’ve been but wasn’t. When the death of her father figure Sir Te lures her back to the city, it’s not long before Yu Shu Lien is fighting for her life with the famed Green Destiny sword back in her possession.

At the same time that she returns to the world of martial arts, the evil Hades Dai (Jason Scott Lee) makes it his mission to capture the Green Destiny sword and make it his own. Willing to kill untold innocents in order to procure the sword, Hades Dai sends his most trusted assassins after Yu Shu Lien. Hoping to keep the Green Destiny sword out of Hades Dai’s hands, Yu Shu Lien calls for help, but only five warriors answer her call… and one among them is supposed to be dead.

In Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Yu Shu Lien and Li Mu Bai are in love with each other, but since she was betrothed to another man (a man long dead before that film’s story ever began), the two held to their oaths and honor, never giving into desires. That man was Donnie Yen’s Silent Wolf and his return to Yu Shu Lien’s life is an unforeseen complication that couldn’t have come at a more inopportune time. Putting aside their past for the time being, the two must fight side by side while Hades Dai’s warriors close in around them.

Sword of Destiny is a downgrade from the original film and it’s hard to deny it’s not something of a cash-in. However, that doesn’t automatically make it a bad film. How many sequels are not considered downgrades from their original films? Still, yes, some things about the film definitely suggest that money, not art or story, was the main objective behind the making of the film. The most obvious of which, at least around these parts, is the fact that the film was made in English and not Chinese. Did this bug me? Yes. Did I get over it as the film went along? Well, yes and no. It’s not a decision I agree with but at least some of the actors (most notably Michelle Yeoh) provide strong performances in the language. The reason behind the change in spoken language is likely linked to the fact that Netflix makes it easy to binge-watch and just as easy to quit a film and move onto the next one. Sadly, large numbers of American viewers can’t stand a movie with subtitles. I think that number might’ve even gone up now that so many are focused on their phones all day. It’s not easy to browse Twitter and read subtitles at the same time (a comment I remember reading from a viewer who complained that Netflix’s Narcos had too much subtitled dialogue). Netflix undoubtedly knows all of this. The decision to make the film in English will rub many the wrong way but there’s no changing it now. For those who want what I guess would be called a more ‘authentic’ experience, the film can be watched in Chinese with English subtitles thanks to a dub (there are other language options as well). It’s a weird reversal for kung fu fans that are used to watching Chinese films dubbed into English.

Though Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is known for its high-wire fight sequences, it’s really a romantic tragedy at heart. Sword of Destiny attempts to capture that same tone but it’s undone by a few lackluster performances, some underwritten characters, and the film’s unnecessary attempts to add humor to the story with its supporting characters. While Donnie Yen may be an upgrade over Chow Yun-fat in the action sequences, he doesn’t have the same dramatic chemistry with Michelle Yeoh. There is tragedy to their relationship but no believable romance. Yen makes for a cool character when the film calls for him to show his martial arts prowess, but there’s not enough to his character to make him memorable. Elsewhere in the story, two young characters (played by Harry Shum Jr. and Natasha Liu Bordizzo) fair a little better, caught in a conflict that wrestles with duty and compassion. It’s not particularly deep, but the young actors are likable. Zhang Ziyi’s Jen Yu character returns from the first film but Zhang Ziyi does not. This time played by Shuya Chang (Revenge of the Green Dragons), Jen Yu is demoted to a small but important role in the plot which I will not divulge here.

In the villain role of Hades Dai, Jason Scott Lee (Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story) gives his most impressive film appearance since the early 90s when he was considered to be an up-and-coming star. Nearly unrecognizable from his younger self, Lee is all muscle and madness as the film’s central antagonist. There’s not much to Hades Dai beyond MORE POWER but it’s an entertaining villain and it makes me want to see more of Jason Scott Lee in future films. A less successful villain is Eugenia Yuan’s Blind Enchantress. Whereas the gravity defying fights of the original film hinted at fantasy elements within the world of Crouching Tiger, this film fully embraces the fantastic. I was open to the idea of a sorceress with prophetic abilities but the character is written paper-thin, with only a couple lines of dialogue to explain her motivations.

It’s Michelle Yeoh who makes the film, I think. It’s not until recently that I realized how much I love her character – even in the original film, which I watched in the week leading up to this, Yeoh is the one that I keep thinking back on. Yu Shu Lien is the best character that Yeoh’s ever played and she slips back into the role as though she’d never left it. Even the shift from Mandarin to English doesn’t hinder her performance. When she narrates her story, one almost forgets she’s speaking English at all. To me, that’s a sign of a great performance: when you forget what language you’re hearing.

Sword of Destiny doesn’t exactly feel like the natural progression of the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon story, but it uses enough of the original film’s cast and crew to make it feel like it belongs beside it (or at least a few steps beneath it). Ang Lee sadly did not return to the director’s chair. In his place is Yuen Woo-ping, the action choreographer of the first film and a director of many other unrelated martial arts pictures. I actually think it’s one of Yuen Woo-ping’s better films as a director, showing restraint in the drama and the skill of a master when putting together the action (unfortunately he remains tone-deaf when it comes to comedy, though). Along with cinematographer Newton Thomas Sigel (X-Men: Days of Future Past), Yuen Woo-ping captures some moments of dazzling beauty on film. The fight sequences range from very good to amazing. There is one sequence on a frozen lake that I truly loved – it’s pretty, it’s unique, and it’s just so damn cool. In the finale, the film relies on CGI more than I’d like, but it’s still a fun time.

Ang Lee’s Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was something rare: a beautiful rumination on love that also appealed to action junkies. The sequel is a fun martial arts action movie and little more. I mean, let’s be clear: you won’t be seeing Sword of Destiny nominated for Best Picture in 2017, okay? Occasionally Sword of Destiny appears to strive to be something more, but it never comes anywhere close to touching the greatness of the original. And maybe that’s okay. In my eyes, Sword of Destiny didn’t need to be another modern classic. Maybe the extended time between the original and the sequel has some part to play in that. By this time, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’s place in film history is secure, and no lesser sequel will ruin its legacy. Sword of Destiny is a flawed film but it’s often a very entertaining one.

Kelly Warner’s Rating: 7/10

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Edge of Darkness (2010) Review

"Edge of Darkness" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Edge of Darkness” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: Martin Campbell
Cast: Mel Gibson, Ray Winstone, Danny Huston, Bojana Novakovic, Shawn Roberts, Jay O. Sanders, Caterina Scorsone, Gbenga Akinnagbe, Denis O’Hare, Damian Young, David Aaron Baker, Caterina Scorsone, Frank Grillo, Wayne Duvall, Wayne Duvall, Gabrielle Popa, Paul Sparks
Running Time: 117 min.

By Zach Nix

Martin Campbell is one of cinema’s underrated directors. Although he has only directed a small batch of films over the course of several decades, most of his action pictures are outstanding. The director is well regarded amongst action fans for pulling off the rare feat of rebooting the James Bond franchise not simply once with 1995’s Goldeneye, but twice with 2006’s Casino Royale. In a sense, Campbell is the action equivalent of Wes Craven in that he rebooted a genre twice within his own lifetime, much the same way that Craven rebooted the slasher genre twice with 1984’s A Nightmare on Elm Street and 1996’s Scream. Campbell also directed the immensely practical and adventurous Zorro reboot, 1998’s The Mask of Zorro. Unfortunately, some of the director’s films have not been entirely successful, as he is also responsible for stinkers like 2005’s The Legend of Zorro and 2011’s Green Lantern. While in no regards a perfect director, Campbell is one of cinema’s hidden gems, a filmmaker who repeatedly pops up throughout time and contributes to the genre in a significant way.

However, I want to bring attention to one of Campbell’s most grossly underrated pictures, 2010’s Edge of Darkness. Based off of the BBC television mini-series of the same name that Campbell also directed, Edge of Darkness is a mature thinking man’s thriller with a strong leading performance from action icon Mel Gibson (Mad Max) and occasional bursts of violence that leave an impact on the viewer. While unfairly derided upon its release by critics as a dull retread on Pierre Morel’s Taken, Campbell’s Edge of Darkness is one of the strongest entries in the now over saturated sub-genre of action films starring actors over 50, which ironically was popularized by Taken itself. The film is also worth checking out in order to get excited for Campbell’s upcoming actioner, The Foreigner, his first in five years and his second with Goldeneye-alum Pierce Brosnan.

After Boston police detective, Thomas Craven (Mel Gibson), picks up his daughter, Emma (Bojana Novakovic), from the airport and brings her back to his home, tragedy strikes when an armed assailant guns her down. While the police assume that Tom was the target of the attack, Tom comes to suspect that his daughter was indeed the target after he realizes that she uncovered a nuclear conspiracy related to her work, Northmoor, a research and development facility. As Tom speaks with various friends and politicians related to Emma, he comes to question those around him and harrows in on those responsible for his daughter’s death.

When critics and audiences went to see Edge of Darkness at the time of its release, most expected an action packed film along the lines of Taken, a film with a similar plot. While it is true that the film does share numerous similarities, such as a determined father’s quest to avenge his daughter, a male protagonist over age 50, and bloody action, Edge of Darkness could not be more different, stylistically and tonally. Whereas Taken and its counterparts are fast paced and action packed, Edge of Darkness is a slow burner with bursts of violence along the lines of a Sergio Leone film. It’s more of a mature thinking man’s thriller that rewards patient viewers than a non-stop thrill ride for short minded action junkies. No offense to Taken, which is a fantastic action film as well, but Edge of Darkness is the kind of dramatic thriller for active viewers, not passive ones.

The original Edge of Darkness mini-series was far more politically charged and primed for British audiences than its big screen adaptation. When screenwriters William Monahan and Andrew Bovell adapted the mini-series to the big screen, they chose to focus more strongly on the emotional and genre aspects of the story, as its political indictment of 1980s Great Britain would not work for a contemporary Hollywood blockbuster. In the making of documentary included on the Blu-ray, Monahan explains that he chose to focus on the emotional aspects of the story because he himself is a father and felt that audiences would connect more strongly to the picture because of that relatable theme. As far as adaptations come, Edge of Darkness is unique in that it turned a previously political thriller into more of an emotional drama that undeniably pulls the viewer in by tugging at their heartstrings.

Campbell’s adaptation also features similar themes of its source material, such as nuclear threat, government conspiracy, and impending doom. However, these themes are pushed more to the background of the story in order to convey an underlying sense of tension. After all, the focus of the story is placed upon Craven’s search for the truth about his daughter, not a quest to stop the creation of nuclear dirty bombs. Many of the conversations that Craven has with various characters involved in the Northmoor nuclear scandal feature loads of unbearable tension that will force several viewers to the edge of their seat, especially during a conversation within a car that stands as the film’s most unforgettable sequence.

Although a mostly talkative thriller, Edge of Darkness still features several incidents of exciting action and bloody violence. The inciting incident in which Craven’s daughter is gunned down is particularly shocking because of its gruesome detail and effective sound design. In fact, every incident of violence within the picture stands out, as Campbell typically builds immense tension before delivering said bloody antics. Gibson also partakes in a solid melee fight and a bloody finale that prove that the aged action icon still has the chops to physically entertain the viewer. However, no action sequence in the picture compares to the climactic incident in which an informant reveals crucial information to Craven before being struck by a car. The shocking scene, followed by the ensuing shootout, prove to be one of Campbell’s greatest sequences in his entire filmography. Even the master of tension himself, Alfred Hitchcock, would have to tip his hat to Campbell’s mastery of the screen image and sound.

Besides the occasional bursts of bloody action, action fans will want to revisit Edge of Darkness for its lead performance by action legend Mel Gibson. At the time of the film’s release, Edge of Darkness was Gibson’s first leading role since 2002’s Signs and We Were Soldiers. Even though the actor had been absent from film for eight years, he fails to skip a beat here as an unstoppable father who puts his life on the line for the truth. For an Australian actor, Gibson even pulls off of the feat of delivering a solid Boston accent, something that Steven Seagal could barely do in Out for Justice. The film also features a notable supporting performance from Ray Winstone (The Departed) as Jedburgh, an operative sent to investigate into the entire manner. Although I left Jedburgh out of the plot’s description, he plays a key role in facing Northmoor’s evil in a miniature sub-plot about redemption that proves to be particularly dark and mature. Although Gibson is the lead, Winstone’s performance proves to be the most rewarding time and time again. Kudos also goes to Bojana Novakovic (You’re Next) as Craven’s daughter, Danny Huston (X-Men Origins: Wolverine) as the film’s lead villain Bennett, and Frank Grillo (Captain America: The Winter Soldier) as a heinous bodyguard.

Although Gibson’s star power is no longer as large as it used too be and Campbell has partially lost his filmmaker credibility after churning out the much maligned Green Lantern, cinema fans should revisit Edge of Darkness in order to restore their faith in these two titans of action cinema. Gibson gives one of his most underrated performances as a determined father/detective that works perfectly as a comeback vehicle for the star. Campbell also further shows his mastery of cinematic tension and action that stands next to his work in both of his Bond films. The film is also worth checking out as a unique anomaly in which a director readapted their own directorial work from the past for the modern age and silver screen. In today’s day and age of over saturated action films starring actors over 50, Edge of Darkness is one of the very best, especially for its Eastwood-ian maturity and simplicity. Whether you give Edge of Darkness a second chance or a first time watch, you won’t regret it.

Zach Nix’s Rating: 8/10

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Sho Kosugi to make “big budget” martial arts film with son

"Revenge of the Ninja" Theatrical Poster

"Revenge of the Ninja" Theatrical Poster

Sho Kosugi (9 Deaths of the NinjaNinja III: The Domination), the most popular face of the 1980s “ninja craze,” has revealed to Arrow Video that he’s writing an English-language biography followed by a “big budget” martial arts movie.

The movie was supposed to be Kosugi’s third collaboration with director Gordon Hessler (Pray for Death), but due to Hessler’s passing in 2014, the project was put on hold.

“We put together a screenplay, but I can’t tell you too much about it. But, it’s big studio, big budget. It’s very interesting. But unfortunately, he [Hessler] passed away a couple of years ago. But in memory of our relationship, I’ll definitely make this big budget movie,” said Kosugi.

Kosugi then explained that the movie will feature practical action with no computer generated special effects: “Nowadays, everything is CG. That’s why my next movie – with my son and myself – will be very good. The main fighting sequence won’t have CG at all. Great fighting sequence. We can show my skill and my son’s skill.”

He continued, “This original screenplay I wrote with Gordon Hessler about 10 years ago. And from there – I scratch here and there – putting it together. And finally, at the end of this year, the book is coming out. We’re going to shoot in Japan, and in Los Angeles, California. I am the main guy and my son. Not Kane. My second boy, Shane. He’ll be the lead. And I’ll be director, producer, actor, choreographer and writer.”

As children, both Kane (Ninja WarriorTekken 2) and Shane Kosugi (Kage, Ninja Warrior) appeared in most of Kosugi’s 1980s output, including Revenge of the Ninja, 9 Deaths of the Ninja, Pray for Death and Black Eagle.

We’ll keep you updated on Kosugi’s upcoming book and movie as we hear more. Until then, be sure to catch Parts I and II of Kosugi’s full interview (cleverly titled Sho and Tell) in Arrow Video’s Blu-ray release for Pray for Death and Rage of Honor, which hits on March 15th – both are available at Amazon.com.

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Take a look at ‘Cult Cinema’ through the lens of Arrow Video

Arrow Video's "Cult Cinema" Book

Arrow Video's "Cult Cinema" Book

Arrow Video is one of the foremost distributors of cult cinema on DVD and Blu-ray. But now, they’re putting all that fandom into a new hardback book that brings together 25 of the world’s leading genre experts and critics to guide you through the multi-faceted beast that is cult cinema: Cult Cinema: Arrow Video Companion Book.

Consider this book as a look at cult cinema through the lens of Arrow Video, a pretty broad view: Tinto Brass, Joe Dante, science fiction, super 8, Suzuki Seijun (Tokyo Drifter), Boris Karloff, Battle Royale, horror all-nighters, video nasties and much more besides. Something familiar, something fresh, something that might just introduce you to a whole new world of filmmaking and its enthusiastic fandom.

Complete list or writers: Robin Bougie, Michael Brooke, Paul Corupe, David Del Valle, David Flint, Cullen Gallagher, Kevin Gilvear, Joel Harley, David Hayles, Pasquale Iannone, Alan Jones, Tim Lucas, Michael Mackenzie, Maitland McDonagh, Tom Mes, John Kenneth Muir, Kim Newman, James Oliver, Vic Pratt, Jasper Sharp, Kenneth J. Souza, Mike Sutton, Stephen Thrower, Caelum Vatnsdal and Douglas Weir.

It also features an introduction by filmmaker Ben Wheatley (Kill List), with a cover illustration by Graham Humphreys.

Pre-order Cult Cinema: An Arrow Video Companion from Amazon.com today!

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Final trailer for Netflix’s ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2’

"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny" Chinese Theatrical Poster

"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny" Chinese Theatrical Poster

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny (aka Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon II: The Green Destiny), the sequel to Ang Lee’s martial arts epic, will be premiering around the world on Netflix on Friday February 26, 2016 and will also be available in selected IMAX theaters.

Yuen Woo-ping (True Legend) directs a script by John Fusco (The Forbidden Kingdom), which will be based off the fifth book in Wang Du Lu’s Crane-Iron Pentalogy – the same source material Ang Lee used for the original film. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny stars Donnie Yen (Kung Fu Jungle) and Michelle Yeoh (Yes, Madam).

Other cast members include Nicholas Tse (As the Lights Go Out), Harry Shum Jr. (Revenge of the Green Dragons), Jason Scott Lee (Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story), Veronica Ngo (The Rebel), Chris Pang (Fist of the Dragon), Darryl Quon (Arrow), Roger Yuan (Once Upon A Time in Vietnam) and Eugenia Yuan (The Drummer).

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny will continue to revolve around Yu Shu Lien (Yeoh). “This was an opportunity to explore a lifelong passion I’ve had for Wu Xia, and if there wasn’t continuing source material, I would never have gotten involved,” says Fusco.

Media: 1st full trailer. | Chinese trailer. | 2nd trailer.

Updates: Watch the 3rd trailer – and read our review for the film!

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Unlucky Stars (2015) Review

"Unlucky Stars" Theatrical Poster

“Unlucky Stars” Theatrical Poster

Director: Dennis Ruel
Writer: Dennis Ruel
Cast: Dennis Ruel, Ken Quitugua, Sari Sabella, Vlad Rimburg, Jose Montesinos, Steven Yu, Giovannie Espiritu, Sam Hargrave, Emmanuel Manzanares, Roy Chen, Shawn Bernal, George Crayton, Ed Kahana, Troy Carbonel
Running Time: 100 min.

By Paul Bramhall

The journey of Unlucky Stars, from when it began filming in 2010, to its eventual release on VOD in 2016, is indicative of just how much effort it takes to get an independent martial arts movie out there. Six years is a long time to wait, especially when you consider that in the golden age of kung fu cinema, countries like Hong Kong were churning them out a dime a dozen, however that was a different era. In 2012 the filmmakers behind the production set up a crowdfunding Indiegogo campaign, to help raise the necessary funds to complete filming, and assist with the post production process. For full disclosure, I was a contributor to the campaign, so my name appears in the end credits, however I’m sure it goes without saying that I don’t make any financial gains from reviewing the movie, or by any other means (I wish I did).

The driving force behind Unlucky Stars is Dennis Ruel, a member and regular collaborator of The Stunt People, a group of independent martial arts enthusiasts who are responsible for some of the best short martial arts films on the internet. Ruel has worked with The Stunt People co-founder, Eric Jacobus, on what can easily be defined as their best work. From appearing as the villain in Jacobus’ 2006 feature length directorial debut, Contour, to the award winning Rope A Dope shorts. With Unlucky Stars Ruel himself debuts as director, writer, and star, alongside Zero Gravity member Ken Quitugua. He also brought in one of the best fight chorographers working in the independent scene, Vlad Rimburg, to handle the action, as well as having him play a supporting role, so all up there’s an impressive calibre of action talent both behind and in front of the camera.

The story is set in San Francisco, and revolves around Ruel’s character of a directionless slacker. Just fired from his waiting job in a café, we discover that his friend has recommended him to Ken Quitugua, who plays a private investigator, and is looking for a partner. Quitugua is trying to track down a Peruvian B-movie action star, played by Jose Montesinos, who owes some gangsters a significant amount of money. There’s a whole separate sub-plot of a wannabe Jordanian action star, who treats Montesinos as his idol, but simply doesn’t have the talent to perform action. When he becomes jealous of his action double, played by Vlad Rimburg, he has Rimburg fired from the set of his latest movie, claiming that he beat him up. Eventually the pair of private investigators, the gangsters, the Jordanian wannabe, and the action double all converge on the set of a reality TV show for a final showdown.

In many ways Unlucky Stars looks and feels like the spiritual follow-up to Contour. From the San Francisco setting, to various members both past and present of The Stunt People who show up – Ed Kahana, the Carbonel brothers, and Steven Yu (along with of course Ruel and Rimburg) amongst them. However it becomes clear very quickly that Unlucky Stars is a different type of movie than Contour. Jacobus’ effort covered its obvious lack of budget, and filmmaking experience from those involved, with a relentlessly frantic comic energy and a frequent flow of fight scenes. Ruel’s style also goes for comedy, however he looks to incorporate more dramatic elements into his tale, making the finale the result of a decidedly serious event.

Although working with a higher budget than Contour, the decision to include more dramatic elements into the plot is a hindrance to Unlucky Stars, and while I’m sure it wasn’t Ruel’s intention, these scenes see lengthy portions of the movie passing by without any significant action. Indeed apart from a brief scuffle in an office between Ruel and Steven Yu, the first 30 minutes are actionless. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing for an experienced director, but in the case of a debut director like Ruel, he simply isn’t able to instil the non-action scenes with any sense of tension or meaning. The result is that when people aren’t hitting each other, the plot moves along at a rather dull and lifeless pace.

Of course the production has been billed as a comedy, and it is, however most of it comes in the form of self-referential winks to the audience, which raise a smile rather than a laugh. The detective agency is called Golden Harvest Private Investigators, there’s a sushi restaurant called Y Kurata Sushi, and we see a newsletter which reads action movies should be about the action, not the acting. You get the idea. The visual homages to the action genre also stretch to the performers themselves in some instances, with a couple of neat cameo appearances from Simon Rhee and J.J. Perry. While these elements add some nice touches, and remind us we’re watching a movie inspired by the 80’s and 90’s Hong Kong action flicks, they don’t always connect the way they were intended, due to the scenes they appear in being so pedestrian.

Despite these flaws though, Unlucky Stars is primarily an action showcase, and when the action does come, it delivers. Despite not being as plentiful as they arguably should be, the two main action set pieces definitely get the blood pumping. The first one takes place in a church around the half hour mark, and pits Ruel, Quitugua, and Yu against a cigar puffing bad guy (a clear nod to Yuen Wah’s villainous turn in Dragons Forever) and his crew. It’s intricate and flows fast, with the editing seamlessly cutting between each of the protagonists battling against the gangsters, and some wince worthy falls thrown in for good measure. Ruel’s mastery of Hapkido, combined with an impressive array of kicks, gives him a very distinctive fighting style, incorporating locks and throws into the mix amongst his boot work. Like in Contour a decade earlier, he still shows that he’s able to perform the take-3-people-out-in-one-flying-kick-move, and just like it did then, it still looks great.

I did feel that the camera was just a touch too close in some places, like if they’d pulled it back just a couple more inches the shot would be perfect, but considering the nature of the production, it would be nit picking to complain about such a minor detail. The final 30 minutes of Unlucky Stars is easily its best, as it’s essentially a series of fights with each one building on top of the other. This section of the movie displays a confidence that seemed to be lacking in the more story focused parts – the script suddenly becomes sharp and witty with a number of laugh out loud lines, and the action is complimented by energetic camerawork which is constantly moving but never impedes what’s going on.

Ruel, Quitugua, and Rimburg team up to take on a staff wielding security guard (Miguel Padilla), a pair of gangster henchmen (Emmanuel Manzanares and Roy Chen), the gangster boss (Sam Hargrave), and a sadistic assassin (the Young Masters Shawn Bernal). Again the editing of the multiple fights happening at the same time is a pleasure to watch, as usually in multiple fight scenarios cutting them up can lead to frustration for the viewer, however here the editing is tight and contributes to the flow of the sequence. Everyone is performing at the top of their game, and it shows, with plenty of fast exchanges and painful looking impacts. It would have been nice to see some weapons work thrown in, especially seeing how effective Hapkido is at disarming attackers in one of Ruel’s Contour fight scenes, however the focus on purely hand to hand combat never gets repetitive thanks to Rimburg’s varied choreography.

Due to the nature of almost everyone involved in the production having previously worked on action shorts, the easy avenue to summarising Unlucky Stars is to say it would have been better off as a half hour short film, however this would short change all of the effort Ruel and his crew put in. The decision to not just make a fight filled few minutes and go the feature length production route is to be admired, and nobody can expect perfection from a first time director with limited experience in the filmmaking process. What stands out the most in Unlucky Stars, is how jarring the tone is between the final 30 minutes and the rest of the movie, in terms of how assured and confident the direction feels. Just like Eric Jacobus came back with a much more assured sophomore feature in the form of Death Grip, here’s hoping Ruel also takes the lessons learnt from Unlucky Stars (apparently a sequel has already been written), and applies them to his next movie.

Paul Bramhall’s Rating: 6/10

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Monk Comes Down the Mountain | DVD (Sony)

Monk Comes Down the Mountain | DVD (Sony)

Monk Comes Down the Mountain | DVD (Sony)

RELEASE DATE: March 15, 2016

Sony presents the DVD for Monk Comes Down the Mountain, by acclaimed director Chen Kaige (Farewell My Concubine).

This Chinese martial arts film (read our review) stars Aaron Kwok (The Monkey King), Wang Baoqiang (Kung Fu Killer), Lin Chi-ling (Red Cliff), Wang Xueqi (Bodyguards & Assassins) and Fan Wei (Back to 1942). It also features martial arts choreography is being handled by Ku Huan-Chiu (14 Blades). | Watch the trailer.

Pre-order Monk Comes Down the Mountain from Amazon.com today!

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From Vegas to Macau III (2016) Review

"From Vegas to Macau 3" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“From Vegas to Macau 3” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Andrew Lau
Co-director: Wong Jing
Co-director: Billy Chung
Cast: Chow Yun-fat, Andy Lau, Nick Cheung, Li Yuchun, Jacky Cheung, Carina Lau, Charles Heung, Shawn Yue, Psy, Angela Wang, Jacky Heung, Michelle Hu, David Chiang, Law Kar-ying, Kimmy Tong, Yuen Qiu, Elena Kong
Running Time: 112 min.

By Martin Sandison

The first two movies in the From Vegas to Macau trilogy were a revelation for Hong Kong cinema fans: immensely entertaining, laugh out loud funny and filled to the brim with well-choreographed action. They also managed to capture the feel and tone of the golden age, without seeming over-referential. I was surprised to see the third installment was coming out in UK cinemas in time for Chinese New Year, as I caught its trailer before seeing Ip Man 3 (which, by the way, had the best end-fight out of all three films!).

The trailer for From Vegas to Macau 3 piqued my fancy – after all, the film reunites Chow Yun Fat and Andy Lau for the first time since the original God of Gamblers; it also features Jacky Cheung, Carina Lau and Nick Cheung. Any Hong Kong cinema fan would be salivating over the prospect of so much talent in one film, myself included. If you don’t come out of this movie disappointed, there’s something seriously wrong. I mean seriously.

The first two managed to squeeze in a lot of set pieces, with threadbare plots, but tight narratives. The plot line for From Vegas to Macau 3 manages to be one of the most unoriginal and least interesting films I have ever seen; it’s not even worth summing up in a sentence. So I won’t.

The middle section of the film features Chow, Lau and the two Cheungs sharing the most screen time – even Law Kar Ying makes a reasonably amusing appearance. The funniest running joke appears here as Chow wakes thinking he is Zhang Wu Ji, the main character of the Louis Cha martial art novel Heaven Sword and Dragon Sabre. There is even a cut to an old movie, based on the novel, that I didn’t recognise featuring Shek Kin. It’s humurous, but aimed very much at Asian audiences. Despite this, every scene features more and more complete nonsense, and none of it is funny.

From Vegas to Macau and From Vegas to Macau II got serious laughs for their in-jokes and respect for what had gone before; Part III only has perhaps two laugh out loud moments. The calibre of onscreen stars promise so much and deliver so little, with especially Chow and Lau’s interchanges being flat and without merit. Jacky Cheung also seems disinterested and there for the money, which is a shame as his appearances recently have been dwindling in Hong Kong movies.

In an earlier part of the film, Chow is imprisoned and there is a huge song and dance number, which supplies a little entertainment, but is ultimately unsatisfying. Credit must be given to Wong Jing for pulling out all the stops in terms of the cast, as here Maria Cordero, the wonderful Macau-born singer, appears as the prison warden while the cast belts out her famous song “The Light of Friendship” from the classic Ringo Lam-directed and Chow-starring Prison on Fire. I’ll never forget her songs from the latter, City on Fire and Tiger on the Beat. It’s too bad the over-referential and inept nature of the film ruins these legendary appearances.

The filmmaking is poor and derivative, with no excitement to be gleaned from its over reliance on crappy CGI and incoherent action. This brings me to my biggest gripe concerning the film: the action. Despite their quick turnaround, the first two had high quality and well executed gunplay and martial arts. This one substitutes the clear and nicely cut approach of the first two with lazy angles, incredibly short sequences and terrible CGI.

Also, the sets are made to be destroyed, and would look at home in a straight-to-DVD sci-fi movie from the 90’s. In terms of martial arts action, there are two scenes with Jacky Heung Cho taking over the screen fighting. He is the son of Charles Heung, the famous producer and supposed Triad affiliate (I’m sure you guys know all the stories) who also has a cameo in the film. Both fights are over before they begin, and have no fulfillment whatsoever. The ending features Transfomers-esque machines battling, and is really an embarrassment with obsolete effects.

My friend who accompanied me to see From Vegas to Macau 3 told me he read a review of the first two wondering why Chow was ‘lowering himself’ to be in such movies. In my mind, he’s Chow Yun Fat. He can do whatever he wants. Plus, I think it’s cool to see him cutting loose and enjoying himself in the later part of his career. However, all the cast and crew in From Vegas to Macau 3 are probably thinking: what a complete waste of an opportunity, and a testament to the unfortunate trappings of a franchise. Look at Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.

There are two scenes that I enjoyed despite this, both featuring gambling. The first is the game of Mah Jong with Yuen Qiu reprising her role as the landlady from Kung Fu Hustle; as well as Lo Hoi Pang, the great character actor from movies as diverse as Sammo’s Iron Fisted Monk and Johnnie To’s PTU. As they play, they sing Sam Hui’s “The Mahjong Heroes,” a masterful 1976 recording from the multi talented actor and singer. The poker game later in the film features the ubiqitous South Korean singer Psy, and it’s a kick to see him and Chow share the screen.

I love Chow Yun Fat. He’s my favourite actor (he has made so many movies that it’s hard to keep up with them all though!). Even he cannot save this mess of a film. One thing about From Vegas to Macau III that did cheer me up was in the end credits, which featured outtakes of the cast having a whale of a time; to be honest, more power to them – they’ve all worked on some of the greatest movies ever made. But if you love these actors, you’re better off not seeing this film.

Martin Sandison’s Rating: 3/10

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Deal on Fire! Bangkok Revenge | Blu-ray | Only $6.77 – Expires soon!

Bangkok Revenge Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

Bangkok Revenge Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

Today’s Deal on Fire is the Blu-ray for Bangkok Revenge (aka Bangkok Renaissance), starring John Foo (Tekken), the star of the upcoming Rush Hour TV series.

Manit (Foo) was only ten years old when they killed his parents. They should have killed him, too. Rescued from death by a master of Muay Thai boxing, Manit has spent his life training to be a killing machine. It’s 20 years later, and he’s coming for them all. With fists, feet, and bloody vengeance, he’s going to make them wish they were dead already.

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Brett Ratner to remake Shaw classic ‘Five Fingers of Death’

"King Boxer" Chinese Theatrical Poster

"King Boxer" Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director Brett Ratner (Rush Hour franchise) is planning to remake the 1972 Shaw Brothers classic, King Boxer, a martial arts film that’s better known by its U.S. title, Five Fingers of Death.

According to TB.com: Ratner and partner James Packer (The Revenant) will produce the project, which is set up under their RatPac Entertainment banner. They’ll be working alongside Celestial Pictures, the Hong Kong-based company which owns the rights to the Shaw Brothers film library. No other details are available at the moment.

The original Chinese film was directed by Korean filmmaker Jeong Chang Hwa (The Association) and starred the late Lo Lieh (City War). The movie is noted for being the first kung fu title released in America.

King Boxer is not the first time Ratner toyed with a martial arts classic. Early last year, the director expressed interest in remaking Bruce Lee’s 1973 staple, Enter the Dragon. He stated that it would be a ‘reimagining of Robert Clouse’s iconic showcase for Lee’s talents’.

The overall idea of Hollywood studios wanting to remake Shaw films has been going on for a few years. At one point, The Weinstein Company had a deal with Celestial to remake 1966’s Come Drink With Me and 1978’s Avenging Eagle. More recently, Tencent Pictures paired up with Celestial to develop a remake of 1976’s The Magic Blade.

Hong Kong filmmaker Derek Yee (Shinjuku Incident) is currently in post-production for his Chinese-produced remake Death Duel, a 1977 Shaw film that Yee starred in during the height of his acting career.

With the exception of Yee’s Death Duel remake, the aforementioned films have been stuck in development hell. We honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Ratner’s King Boxer remake meets the same fate. Whatever the case, we’ll keep you in the loop.

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Golden Dragon, Silver Snake (1980) Review

"Golden Dragon, Silver Snake" Korean Theatrical Poster

“Golden Dragon, Silver Snake” Korean Theatrical Poster

AKA: A Fight at Hong Kong Ranch
Director: Kim Si-hyun,
Co-director: Godfrey Ho
Cast: Johnny Chan (Wang Dae-wi), Dragon Lee (Mun Kyong-sok), Kong Do, Baak Wong Gei, Chui Man Fooi, Lee Ye Min, Bruce Lai (Chang Il-do), Gam Kei Chu, Cheung Lik, Samuel Walls, Lee Ju-hyeon, Hong Sung-young
Running Time: 84 min.

By Paul Bramhall

Sometimes a kung fu movie will sound great on paper, but somehow turn out to be a disaster onscreen. Yuen Biao battling monsters and Gordon Liu? Many would say count me in, although in reality The Peacock King has few fans. Donnie Yen tearing up the surroundings in a fight against super kicker Billy Chow? Sounds like a kung fu fans dream, although many consider Iron Monkey 2 to be one of the worse movies out there. So how about a Bruce Lee clone and a Jackie Chan clone tearing it up through circa 1980 Korea against a cat stroking Blofeld type villain? Ok, so it may not sound great, but it does sound ridiculous, and that’s exactly what Golden Dragon, Silver Snake brings to the table. The best thing about it? Yes it sounds ridiculous on paper, but onscreen, it’s ridiculously entertaining.

Dragon Lee takes a break from starring in endless period pieces, almost always wearing the synonymous white t-shirt and black pants, to don some tight jeans, sneakers, and a variety of early 80’s sports tops. He even gets decked out in a quasi-Game of Death style yellow one-piece tracksuit for the finale. While newcomers to Dragon Lee will most likely (and rightfully so) scratch their heads on why a kung fu movie review is taking the time to describe the main characters wardrobe, for those that are familiar, I’m sure you’ll understand the surprise at seeing him in different attire from the usual. Lee would settle into starring in modern day gangster roles during the 90’s, most notably in The Nationwide Constituency trilogy, Chongro Blues, and Emperor of the Underworld, but in the 80’s it was a rare sight to see him starring in contemporary settings.

Lee is paired up with flash in the pan Jackie Chan clone Johnny Chan. Poor Johnny Chan disappeared from the movie scene almost as quickly as he came into it, with this and Revenge of the Drunken Master being the only movies he starred in. Sites like the Hong Kong Movie Database and the Korean Movie Database don’t even list him, despite being the star of the aforementioned movie. He’s like the Jackie Chan clone that never was. Korea actually managed to produce two clones of Jackie, the other one being Jackie Chang, who also made a Bruce Lee clone/Jackie Chan clone movie alongside Kim Tai-jung in Jackie and Bruce to the Rescue.

In Golden Dragon, Silver Snake there’s a vicious gang extorting protection money from the residents of a small town, and when one of the townsfolk decides to rise up and take a stand against them, he receives a drill in the chest for his troubles, signalling his demise. However the victim turns out to be the brother of Dragon Lee, and Lee’s arrival coincides with the gangs attempts to force a family off their farm so that it can be demolished, making way for a new tourist hotel. Johnny Chan is one of the workers on the farm, who has his eye on the owner’s daughter, and is also friendly with the local rickshaw driver, played by the man who’s been in every Korean kung fu movie ever made, Choi Min-kyu.

Soon Lee has taken a job as a cook, as he does in so many of his movies, it seems the times can change but his occupation doesn’t. It’s not the only thing which hasn’t changed though, Golden Dragon, Silver Snake employs a lot of old-school kung fu movie tropes, and simply applies them to a modern setting. The rickshaw driver turns out to be a kung fu master, and sets about training Chan via making him walk around while balancing rocks at the same time. Drunken Master reference check box – ticked! The difference is of course, that in these training scenes, they’re both dressed in modern day threads, and despite taking place in a forest, get disturbed by motorbike riding gangsters rather than mischievous kung fu rascals (or Dean Shek).

Golden Dragon, Silver Snake appears to be a genuine co-production between Korea and Hong Kong, co-directed by Kim Si-hyun and Godfrey Ho, and was originally titled A Fight at Hong Kong Ranch. The movie also provides us with Kong Do, a familiar face from many Hong Kong movies such as Tiger Over Wall and Kung Fu Zombie, as the bad guy of the piece. It’s really the bad guys here which make proceedings so entertaining. The mystery Blofeld style villain, who we never see the face of for the majority of the runtime, doesn’t just stroke his cat, he energetically throws it into the face of any lackey who’s screwed up, subjecting them to its wild scratching. The villain’s base is also inside a gym, which is constantly full of shirtless guys pumping all kinds of iron. When I say gym, I mean all of their meetings take place around the guys who are exercising, it doesn’t even seem to have its own office.

Special mention has to go to the randomly inserted scene of Chang Il-do (aka Bruce Lei) facing off against Samuel Walls. This scene comes out of nowhere near the beginning of the movie, and to add to its strangeness, the scene itself is also abruptly edited. Mid-fight it suddenly changes, and Walls has gone from being shirtless and fighting Il-do, to wearing full dobok and fighting Nick Cheung Lik. In a lame attempt at creating some coherency, the scene ends on a close-up of Dragon Lee grinning like a Cheshire Cat. What does it all mean? I have absolutely no idea, apart from there must have been some unused footage from Enter the Three Dragons, so they threw it in here.

The finale of Golden Dragon, Silver Snake is over 20 minutes of basically non-stop fighting, as both Lee and Chan storm the bad guys hideout, which is what looks to be a large unused resort complex. The focus is much more on Lee than Chan in the action scenes, with Lee rampaging through what must be close to twenty or more suited and booted lackeys in everything from empty swimming pools to a fairground. It kind of reminded me of a scene in Tom Yum Goong, when Tony Jaa takes on an endlessly re-generating bunch of black suit wearing bad guys in the finale to that movie. Speaking of being reminded of other movies, Lee’s fight in a playground pre-dates Jackie Chan’s similar scene in Police Story 2 by 8 years. Bad guys are dispatched using swings, see-saws, and even the slide sees some action!

Chan of course also gets to bust out some moves, although the filmmakers seem to struggle to fit what was the real Jackie Chan’s form of comedic fighting into a modern day setting, which was in line with the stars output at the time. So the result is we see him performing what can only be described as egg kung fu, complete with a soundtrack which is made up of chickens clucking. It’s quite jarring when juxtaposed with Lee’s screaming intensity in the scenes that are being cut alongside it. As if Johnny Chan randomly pulling eggs out of thin air wasn’t enough, at one point Kong Do also takes off a wig he’s been wearing, to reveal a full head of hair underneath! None of this gets any explanation, it’s just thrown in there with no rhyme or reason, which somehow makes it even more hilarious.

Thing culminate quite unexpectedly, with an impressive stunt that sees Lee clinging onto the front of a speed boat as it takes to the water. This is the only time I’ve seen Dragon Lee perform stunt work, as he’s usually a straight-up kung fu guy, so it was refreshing to see him in such a dangerous situation. It’s both clear that it’s him, and that the boat is traveling at quite a speed, no undercranking here, so kudos to him for performing such a potentially dangerous stunt.

Eventually things end up back on dry land, and we finally get to see what he’s been carrying in his tube shaped backpack (think Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon when he first infiltrates the underground base) – it’s a steel baseball bat! What other movie has Dragon Lee, armed with a steel baseball bat, squaring off against opponents wielding everything from a drill (Tiger on the Beat would up the ante on using power tools a few years later) to a pair of knives? The answer of course is none, but thankfully, Golden Dragon, Silver Snake does it right first time.

Paul Bramhall’s Rating: 7.5/10

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Mojin – The Lost Legend | Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

Mojin - The Lost Legend | Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

Mojin - The Lost Legend | Blu-ray & DVD (Well Go USA)

RELEASE DATE: May 3, 2016

Well Go USA presents the Blu-ray & DVD for Mojin – The Lost Legend (aka The Ghouls) a new action thriller directed by Wuershan (Painted Skin: The Resurrection).

Mojin – The Lost Legend (read our review) boasts an all-star cast that includes Chen Kun (Zhong Kui: Snow Girl And The Dark Crystal), Huang Bo (Legend of the Fist: The Return of Chen Zhen), Shu Qi (The Assassin), Angelababy (Rise of the Legend) and Xia Yu (Wind Blast). | Watch the trailer.

Pre-order Mojin – The Lost Legend from Amazon.com today!

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Jian Bing Man (2015) Review

"Jian Bing Man" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“Jian Bing Man” Chinese Theatrical Poster

AKA: Pancake Man
Director: Da Peng
Cast: Da Peng, Mabel Yuan, Liu Yan, Sandra Ng, Eric Tsang, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Yue Yunpeng, Yi Yunhe, Liang Chao, Pan Binlong, Cui Zhijia, Qiao Shan, Deng Chao, Amber Kuo, Song Xiaobao, Liu Xiaoguang
Running Time: 113 min.

By Paul Bramhall

A Chinese comedy that features Jean-Claude Van Damme sounds like an unlikely combination, but that’s exactly what Jian Bing Man gives us. Much of the attention, well ok, all of the attention from action cinema web sites has been on Van Damme’s inclusion in the movie, so his role is as good a place to start a review as any. Let’s just get it out of the way now, Van Damme’s screen time clocks in at less than 5 minutes, so those wanting to get a healthy dose of the Muscles from Brussels may want to adjust their expectations accordingly. He appears for the finale, so it’s a satisfyingly action packed few minutes, but he’s far from the main attraction.

So, with only a few minutes of Van Damme goodness, what exactly does that leave us with? The whole production is essentially one big meta-comedy, starring, directed, written, and produced by Da Peng. Peng is a name that won’t be familiar to many, and understandably so. A comedian by trade, despite featuring in a handful of other movies, his claim to fame is hosting a variation of the US style Late Shows online, and his show has a significant cult following. In 2012 Peng famously got into a spat with US celebrity Conan O’Brien, when the American chat show host pointed out that the animated intro sequence to Peng’s show, was identical to that of his own. Brandishing Peng’s show a rip-off, the two exchanged banter over the course of several episodes, with Peng apologising for the faux pas, and O’Brien going so far as to create a new intro for Peng’s show and offering it to him as a gift (which was actually used!).

For his directorial debut, Peng plays an exaggerated version of himself, a popular actor who’s tired of constantly being cast in loser roles. An opportunity presents itself when a gangster, played by Liang Chao, offers him a significant amount of cash to make a movie himself. The only catch is it needs to star an actress who the gangster has a crush on, played by Yuan Shanshan. In the movie (this meta stuff is going to get complicated) Shanshan isn’t the best actress in the world, and has been stuck with supporting roles and bit parts, so she plans to go to Hollywood where she’ll audition for a production starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. So Chao’s offer is a win-win situation – Peng can finally make the movie he’s wanted to make, and Shanshan gets the leading role she’s been looking for so won’t need to go to Hollywood.

While celebrating at a nightclub though, Peng gets ridiculously drunk, and ends up on the street throwing up in the gutter. When a female fan recognizes him and attempts to kiss the worse of wear star, Peng throws her off, and everyone ends up on the floor in an ungraceful heap of drunkenness. Unfortunately, the whole incident has been caught on various revellers phone cameras, and thanks to the power of social media the video soon goes viral, described as Peng assaulting one of his female fans. Peng’s grand plans to call his many popular actor friends to feature in his movie suddenly turn sour, as thanks to the video nobody wants anything to do with him, so instead, he assembles a ragtag cast and crew and attempts to make a movie using the new technique of ‘secret filming’.

If the above description sounds familiar, it’s because it’s kind of been done before. I never expected to write this sentence in my lifetime, but Jiang Bing Man is basically the Korean movie Rough Cut, meets the Steve Martin and Eddie Murphy comedy Bowfinger. Surprisingly, the premise works, and earns a number of genuine laugh out loud moments. As can be guessed from the title, the movie that Peng decides to make is Jian Bing Man, which roughly translates to Pancake Man, a Chinese snack food that many street vendors sell. Peng announces the movie as “A Chinese super realistic action, romance, science fiction comedy”, and he’s not far off. Like many of the kung fu movies of old, he ends up making the script up as he goes along, often amusingly changing the story based on circumstances and wherever they happen to be.

Further blurring the lines between reality and fiction is a whole host of Chinese and Hong Kong stars who turn up at various points with hilarious results. The cameraman Peng hires is actually a paparazzi photographer, and reveals that he and his network always keep track of where stars are going to be and at what time. After revealing that Sandra Ng is in Beijing to film a new movie, soon Peng and his crew are huddled behind some bushes in a park where Ng goes for a nightly jog, with the plan to capture a scene that will have a group of thugs threaten her, only for Jian Bing Man to come to the rescue. It’s scenes like this which are reminiscent of the similar scenarios that play out in Bowfinger, and Jian Bing Man also pulls off the same concept with aplomb, managing not to feel derivative at any point.

The character of Jian Bing Man himself is a source of particular amusement, as his weapons consist of the ingredients to make the pancakes. His habit of bursting into each scene by throwing a pair of eggs is a refreshing addition to the overcrowded superhero genre, and he’s not too shabby with a sauce bottle either. Of course things don’t go smoothly for the whole duration, and when Peng accidentally foils a convenience store robbery thanks to thinking that it was part of his movie, he quickly finds his popularity back on track, and the movie deals start pouring in again. This leads to him pulling the plug on the Jian Bing Man production, but with his ragtag cast and crew putting so much of their hearts into it, the question boils down to will he turn his back on them when they’ve done so much already, or will he finish the job?

Of course the answer is pretty obvious, but still the story hits the right notes. It’s the age old tale of someone who values nothing more than money and fame, having to lose everything to realise the value of friendship and having people in your life that you can count on. While some of the comedy does get a little broad, the vast majority of it is on point, transferring surprisingly well to a western audience. There’s no doubt that being familiar with many of the Chinese actors and actresses that have brief roles in the movie will definitely add to the audiences enjoyment, but even not knowing who everyone is shouldn’t cause too much of a detriment to the viewing.

The filming of the finale for Jian Bing Man also doubles as the finale for the movie itself, as Van Damme appears playing himself playing the villain of the piece. He gets a decent fight scene in against Peng, throwing a few kicks, but is clearly doubled for a dramatic fall. However he makes the most of his few short minutes, making an impact and even delivering the final line of the movie, which rivals his final line as Xander from Enemies Closer (which was the only good thing about that movie). For Hong Kong cinema fans though it won’t be Van Damme that brings the biggest smile to their face, but rather a cameo appearance from four members of the original Young and Dangerous crew – Ekin Cheng, Jordan Chan, Michael Tse, and Jerry Lamb. The final minutes make for a nostalgic nod to Hong Kong’s golden years, which also feature Eric Tsang directing the scene, and it’s satisfyingly choreographed from an action perspective, with a nice motorbike stunt and some entertaining double handed gunplay.

Jian Bing Man succeeds in showing that commercial Mainland Chinese productions do have the potential to have a wider appeal beyond just local audiences. As a tale of a director trying to make a movie and hoping that no one notices him doing it, it’s a welcome breath of fresh air. Now, who do we need to speak to at Marvel to get Jian Bing Man incorporated into the Marvel Universe?

Paul Bramhall’s Rating: 8/10

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This new trailer definitely has an ‘Elephant in the Room’

"Elephant in the Room" Korean Theatrical Poster

"Elephant in the Room" Korean Theatrical Poster

Expect the unexpected in Elephant in the Room, an upcoming South Korean film that focuses on three separate stories, from three distinct genres, by three different directors – each tale is unsettling in its own unique way.

The 1st story is a black comedy by Park Soo Young (Irreversible), about three people hanging off a seashore cliff in a car. They begin a game of chicken to survive; The 2nd is a drama by Kwon Chil In (Venus Talk), which revolves around a mysterious one night stand; The 3rd is a sci-fi action/thriller by Kwon Ho Young (Parallel Life), which follows a secret agent who enters the dreams of his clients to solve cases.

Elephant in the Room releases domestically on April 3, 2016. Don’t miss the film’s trailer.

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