Brian Thompson and Mark Dacascos are ‘The Extendables’

"The Extendables" Theatrical Poster

Say hello to the cast of The Extendables: Brian Thompson (Cobra), Mark Dacascos (1997’s Drive), Martin Kove (The Karate Kid), Gary Graham (Robot Jox) and Kevin Sorbo (Kull the Conqueror).

Before you get too excited, keep in mind that The Extendables isn’t exactly the B-movie version of The Expendables that you’re expecting (see the B-Team). Written and directed by Brian Thompson – who is mostly known for playing the main bad guy in 1986’s Cobra with Sylvester Stallone – The Extendables is more of a parody/satire somewhere between 1984’s This Is Spinal Tap and 2008’s Tropic Thunder.

Also known under the working title Action Hero, The Extendables’ tagline is as follows: What if all the Expendable actors were rolled into one character and he was given the job to direct a movie? Judging from the trailer, Thompson seems to be doing a medley impersonation of Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis and Jean-Claude Van Damme.

The Extendables has a release date set for 2014. Until then, be sure to check out the trailer.