Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior (2003) Review

"Ong-Bak" International Teaser Poster

“Ong-Bak” International Teaser Poster

AKA: Daredevil
Director: Prachya Pinkaew
Cast: Tony Jaa, Petchtai Wongkamlao, Pumwaree Yodkamol, Chattapong Pantana-Angkul, Pumwaree Yodkamol, Suchao Pongwilai, Wannakit Sirioput, Chumphorn Thepphithak, Rungrawee Barijindakul, Cheathavuth Watcharakhun, Dan Chupong, Panna Rittikrai
Running Time: 105 min.

Jesse’s Review

I’m going to start this review out by saying that I might seem a bit biased when discussing this movie because I am a huge Jackie Chan fan, and have seen many of his old Hong Kong films from the 70’s and 80’s (which were his best ones also).

Ting, played by Tony Jaa, escapes from his village and goes to the big city in order to find and bring back the head of the “Ong Bak” statue which was stolen from his hometown. That’s about all the story there is. Ting does meet up with another person who used to belong to his village and the former villager’s partner-in-crime/con artist pal, but their main use in the film is to provide comic relief when necessary.

The movie does start out a big slow and does drag in certain places, but the fight scenes are so incredible that it’s easy to forgive those flaws for the most part. What really took me out of the film was my constant flashbacks of Jackie Chan’s 1986 Indiana Jones meets kung fu flick, Armour of God, especially during the last 30 minutes or so of the film.

In both Ong Bak and Armour of God, the main characters are on a mission to capture an important relic that will bring some joy to them if found, with the rewards being either money or honor. Both films also deal with kidnappings and both end in similiar looking locations, so you can clearly see that Ong Bak did take a note from Armour of God and various other Chan flicks, in its use of slapstick humor mixed with acrobatic action.

Though I was entertained by those elements in both Ong Bak and Chan’s films, the full amount of enjoyment I could have experienced during the movie was taken away a bit from a persistent feeling of deja vu. Also with the double-takes/replays and such used throughout the film: it almost felt like I was watching a martial arts version of Wrestling where Tony Jaa would come crashing down on a villain in slo-mo and the audience would go wild every time he did something like that, even if it wasn’t always necessarily memorable.

I shouldn’t be too negative though, because I did in fact have a fun time while watching Ong Bak for a couple of reasons. While I couldn’t help but compare the film to JC’s older HK flicks, one of the main differences between Ong Bak and those films is that Tony Jaa does get down and dirty very often, and isn’t one to f*ck around. My favorite scene in the film was a 15-20 minute sequence with Jaa’s character going up against different opponents in an underground fight club, with him beating them all pretty senselessly. Jaa is a wonder to watch while in action. He’s super fast, extremely tough, and never backs down while in a brawl. And like I mentioned previously, the movie is a lot of fun and doesn’t really take itself too seriously. The humor doesn’t always work, but it never gets boring.

So I’ll end this review by saying that if you’re a guy like me who has seen a good deal of martial arts/Jackie Chan flicks, then you’ll have a nice time watching this film but you might not see God or anything like that by the time everything is over. But if you’re a newcomer in the kung fu/martial arts scene and haven’t popped your cherry yet when it comes to that kind of stuff, you’ll really enjoy this flick.

Jesse’s Rating: 7.5/10


By Mairosu

History shows us that usually, when a country decides that they want to boost their cinematic output and stir crowd appeal, the filmmakers usually turn to historic or traditional motives. Western movies were the first succesful genre in Hollywood, and the world war two and prohibition era mobster epics also had their run on the big screen. The Chinese glorified their mythical heroes and their martial arts skills such as kung-fu and such. The Japanese turned to the tradition of samurai and the honour of the yakuza, the Yugoslavs rebuilt their film industry thanks to the huge popularity of “partizan” film (world war two stories about guerilla liberation movement), and the Italians exploited their great history of zombies, demons and the living dead.

Okay, scratch that last bit. But what I’m getting to is, Thailand has always been an also-ran in the Asian cinema. While China, Hong Kong, Japan and recently Korea grabbed the headlines, Thai filmmakers produced a couple of long historical epics such as Suriyothai which garnered critical, but then again not much commercial appeal out here west. So, unable to flog us their historical heritage, the crafty people of Thailand decided to give another authentical Thai thing a celluloid work-out.

The deadly martial art of Muay-Thai.

And may lightning strike me (or at least someone responsible for Asian film distribution western of Istanbul) if they don’t cash in on this one, because Ong-Bak, the debut full-length feature of the director Prachya Pinkaew, is, mark my words here , definitely the next big thing in the turbulent world of the martial arts action cinema.

Ong-Bak, casually billed as The Daredevil (not to be confused with Frank Miller’s comic book creation) and Muay Thai Warrior during its rare festival entries, is a story of a young Buddhist monk trainee who embarks on a conquest to retrieve the stolen head of the Buddha idol from his village. The story, as you can somewhat feel, does not evolve or develop one inch away from the sentence above, but as soon as the knees and elbows start flying, you pretty much forget that there was a plot in the first place. What happens when our hero called Ai Ting (played by stuntman extraordinaire Phanom Yeerum) enters the city of Bangkok can be described by only two words : jaw-dropping.

To elaborate… Ting’s “contact” in the city is Ai Yod, otherwise known as Ai Fum (or Hum ?) Lae, the country kid who supposedly made it big in the city (he actually gets by by hustling mobsters on bike racing and dealing drugs smalltime). Ai Yod, played by Perttary Wongkamlao, is reluctant to help Ai Ting with his task, but accepts eventually, thinking he can manipulate the whole gig into something monetary for him. Before you know it, Ai Ting is involved into some intense underground fighting matches, an escape sequence through downtown Bangkok which puts any Hollywood film to shame, a sort of homage to Blues Brothers’ hilarious car chase involving Thai three-wheeled taxis called “tuk tuks” (I hope, I’m not good on spoken Thai comprehension) and more high octane action joy. Sure, there’s a subplot involving Ai Yod’s female friend and her sister who is a hopeless junkie… but who cares? We’re here to see the gravity-defying stunts and bone-breaking martial arts, Goddamnit!

And does the action deliver. Yeerum? a real life Muay Thai expert? is the real deal. Earlier, in my review for Kiss of the Dragon, I mentioned Jet Li is the first since Bruce Lee to have that big screen poise and panache, the dominant martial artist in cinema. Well I changed my mind. Scratch Jet Li. The aptly named Phanom (Phanom, Phenom, geddit ?) puts all the ancient kung fu masters to shame with his unique combination of freak athleticism and martial art skill. The first is on show during the aforementioned chase sequence ? I won’t give away much, but there’s some serious circus stuff going on right there, and the latter… well, during most of the film.

Muay Thai is a skill which heavily relies on usage of knees and elbows, and Yeerum is no different – his most devastating attacks involve exactly elbows, and a couple of his trademark “flying elbows” will definitely leave any viewer breathless. Thanks to the great fighting choreography and the amount of skill Yeerum and co. possess, almost every fight scene is a standout, but the second string of fights in the seedy brawling joint and the thrilling climax are the ones to remember. To reinforce the sheer madness of some of Yeerum’s moves, the director implemented a “he-did-WHAT-?!” instant replay which will show you his latest amazing move from another angle. Neat trick, but sometimes overused, and can be annoying as well.

It’s time to shine back at that first paragraph which deals with patriotic cinema tastes. Namely, the movie is superbly tailored to the Thai mass audiences, and it’s not shy to show us that. First, Ai Ting seems to have a thing for beating up on loud-mouthed foreigners. Second, he’s a good Thai country boy, Buddhist and all. Third, the main villain turns out to be a guy who is busy black-marketing big Buddha statues, which is (probably) as horrible a crime as one can imagine. Fourth, the soundtrack is a stirring mix of modern electronic beats and traditional Thai music used in Muay Thai fighting arenas.

Director Pinkaew thus manages to balance the box office appeal in between success in his homeland and make a respectful action movie which has success potential overseas, which was usually not the case with commercial Japanese filmmakers, who were often accused of being “too western” by the domestic critics (take Akira Kurosawa for one).

A word about acting… no one in this crowd will ever get an Oscar nomination, but there are some solid supporting roles to be seen. Wongkamlao is a riot as the charming weasel Ai Yod (his character also winds up with a patriotic twist, see it for yourself), and his friend Muay (the girl I don’t know the name of ) does an OK job as well. Yeerum himself is pretty much a shy, reclusive figure with a mousey voice of sorts, but luckily it’s usually his limbs (and the pointy ends of them) who do the talking in this one. I ought to credit the director and the whole crew here as well, because Ong-Bak absolutely does not look cheap ? it is slick and well produced, and is well up to Hollywood standards when it comes to direction and production values. Also, have I mentioned the film doesn’t use any wires? No? Well, be prepared – all the action and flying in this film is for real, no crappy wires, which, at least in my opinion, tend to ruin a good film.

And for all the praise, the availability of this film is still spotty. Ong-Bak is a cult classic in file sharing circles, but other than that it got no distribution outside of Asia as of yet. You can order the Thai region 3 DVD somewhere online (use Google you lazy sods), but it has no English subs. Then again, not that you need them anyway ? I initially watched this film without any subs, and you can follow the plot pretty clearly without understanding of single word of Thai language. Last news is that Luc Besson, of Nikita and Fifth Element fame, clinched the rights for the European release and that the movie will be premiered in France in April. No words on the US release as of yet, but I hope for the sake of all US cinema fans that the Miramax will stay far and away from this one.

So to round this review up, I’d really love to give this film a grade in the A level, but the sub par (well, make that “non-existent”) story and script will limit it to nine out of ten in our honourable City on Fire rating.

Well nah. Nine and a half. The action is that good. Who needs script, anyway?

Reviewer’s Note : I am absolutely not sure about the names of the actors and if I matched the character and actor names good. The all-round information on the net about this is very vague as of now ? unless you can speak Thai, which I can’t. Sorry for inconvenience. I am sure the main guy IS Phanom Yeerum though.

Mairosu’s Rating: 9.5/10

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Women In Prison Triple DVD: Chained Heat/Read Heat/Jungle Warriors (Panik House)

Women In Prison Triple DVD: Chained Heat/Read Heat/Jungle Warriors (Panik House)

Women In Prison Triple DVD: Chained Heat/Read Heat/Jungle Warriors (Panik House)

RELEASE DATE: July 12, 2011

CHAINED HEAT – Widely regarded as the greatest women-in-prison film of all time, finally comes to DVD in a totally uncut, re-mastered version. This triple-pack of ‘boobs behind bars’ mid-80s exploitation classics will only be in print for a limited time. Starring Linda Blair (The Exorcist). Check out the trailer.

RED HEAT – Linda Blair heads back to prison as American tourist Christine Carlson, a woman wrongly sentenced to three years in a brutal East German penitentiary after being forced to admit to false charges of espionage. Tormented by the evil prisoner Sofia (Sylvia Kristel, Emmanuelle), Christine must fight for her life as her fiancée tries to rescue her from the sadistic hell behind bars. Presented in Anamorphic Widescreen. Check out the trailer.

JUNGLE WARRIORS – A group of gorgeous models flies to a South American country to scout locations for a photo session. When their plane is shot down, the models are imprisoned and subjected to horrible torture and rape by an evil drug lord. In an effort to escape, the girls grab some firepower, take revenge, and try to shoot their way to freedom! Stars Sybil Danning and John Vernon. Presented in Anamorphic Widescreen, includes Trailers for All Three Features, Video Interviews with Sybil Danning and Stella Stevens. Movie is so low budget, I couldn’t find a trailer…

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Oblivion DVD (Shout!)

Oblivion DVD (Shout!)

Oblivion DVD (Shout!)

RELEASE DATE: July 5, 2011

Just in case you can’t wait for Cowboys & Aliens! Set in the year 3031 on a frontier planet light years away from Earth, a bizarre gang of futuristic desperadoes have their sight set on turning the tumbleweed town of Oblivion into their own private playground. Directed by Sam Irvin and starring Richard Joseph Paul, Andrew Divoff, George Takei, Julie Newmar, Musetta Vander, Isaac Hayes amd Meg Foster. One of Ningen’s favorite movies. Check out the trailer.

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Shinjuku Incident (2008) Review

"Shinjuku Incident" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Shinjuku Incident” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: Derek Yee
Cast: Jackie Chan, Daniel Wu, Masaya Kato, Xu Jing Lei, Fan Bing Bing, Kenya Sawada, Chin Kar Lok, Jack Kao Jie, Yasuaki Kurata, Ringo Chan, Paul Chun Pui, Fung Hiu Si, Hayama Go, Lam Suet, Teddy Lin, Ken Lo, Ken Watanabe, Hiroyuki Nagato, Wai-Fai Wong, Leyla, Marianna Tushkanova
Running Time: 119 min.

By Jeff Bona

I can’t believe I waited this long to watch this movie…

An illegal Chinese immigrant named Steelhead (Jackie Chan) arrives in Tokyo where he seeks not only work, but also his long lost love (Xu Jinglei). He immediately teams up with a group of fellow Chinese immigrants (Daniel Wu, Lam Suet, Chin Kar Lok, Len Lo) and together, they take on odd jobs to survive.

Unsatisfied with the small earnings from their zero-level jobs, the street smart Steelhead and his countrymen decide to earn better income by stealing from merchants and rigging up pachinko machines (Japanese gaming device used for amusement and gambling). It’s during one of their con operations that Jie (Daniel Wu) is seriously beaten after getting caught by the business owner, who happens to be affiliated with the local yakuza.

Determined to avenge Jie, Steelhead confronts the gangsters. In the process he instinctively saves a Yakuza boss named Toshinari Eguchi (Masaya Kato) from being assassinated. Impressed with Steelhead’s determination and brave mentality, Toshinari decides to recruit him for a dangerous, but well-rewarding job.

In return, Toshinari not only helps Steelhead gain legal residency in Japan, but he also gives him his own territories to operate. In very little time, Steelhead gains benefits and power through Toshinari.

However, Steelhead starts to lose control as his softer side gets the best of him. While he looks to a more legitimate future, his countrymen – whom he shared his wealth with – are secretly gaining power themselves by dealing in drugs and other disgraceful activities.

From broke immigrant to rich gangster, Steelhead realizes that he has created an uncontrollable monster that he must stop…

Shinjuku Incident is a drama/crime movie, but by no means is it boring or slow. If you think The Protector (1985), Heart of the Dragon (1985) and Crime Story (1993) were a departure from the typical Jackie Chan movie, then Shinjuku Incident will surely catch you off guard. Unlike those three films, there’s not a single martial arts movement by Jackie Chan; come to think of it, his character doesn’t even know how to fight.

There was a time when Jackie wouldn’t touch a movie like this. He disowned The Protector (1985) for its gritty Dirty Harry-type violence and excessive female nudity. He turned down the role of a Yakuza gangster in Ridley Scott’s Black Rain (1989), fearing it would tarnish his clean-cut image. He openly criticized Kirk Wong for inserting a sleazy sex scene in Crime Story (1993).

In Shinjuku Incident, you get it all: bloody violence (some of the gore caught me off guard), sex scenes (Jackie’s first since All in the Family?) and although Jackie’s character isn’t exactly bad, he does do some awful things to get to the top.

In between The Tuxedos and The Spy Next Doors, Shinjuku Incident proves that Jackie is open for edgier roles. Sure, it carries shades of Chinatown Kid (1977) and Scarface (1983), but let’s face it, every great gangster movie shares the story of a rags-to-riches, power hungry wise guy.

Other than a few far-fetched plot points, Shinjuku Incident is nearly flawless in its overall presentation. The entire supporting cast is excellent (especially Daniel Yu). I haven’t seen a Derek Yee directed-movie since People’s Hero (1987) and C’est la vie, mon chéri (1993) – both magnificent films – but now I’m curious to check out more of his recent work.

Shinjuku Incident is a must see.

Jeff Bona‘s Rating: 9/10

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Snake and Crane Arts of Shaolin (1978) Review

"Snake and Crane Arts of Shaolin" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Snake and Crane Arts of Shaolin” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: Chan Chi Hwa
Producer: Lo Wei
Cast: Jackie Chan, Nora Miao Ke Hsiu, Kam Kong, Gam Ching Lan, Lau Nga Ying, Miu Tin, Lee Man Tai, Miu Tak San, Tung Lam, Wong Gwan, Chiu Chun
Running Time: 96 min.

By JJ Hatfield

Although Chan Chi Hwa directed the movie, this is another film Lo Wei credits himself for; however it was all Jacky (as spelled in the Simitar DVD) fighting during a fair portion of the movie. This was shot almost back to back with Dragon Fist. Both films feature many of the same people but in different characters you probably will not recognize, and truthfully it isn’t important in the beginning.

An old fashioned treat comes on before the film even starts. The older movies often showcased the lead stars talents and abilities. At one time these were on many movies with a red or sometimes black screen behind them. This might be Jackie’s coolest – he fights two guys armed with spears, short staff and a bit of hand against weapons. The musical accompaniment is ripped from, or certainly sounds like it – Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

The plot is not especially cerebral but it is different from solely revenge and fight. At the beginning of the movie the viewer is told that the Grand Masters from eight different clans gathered together in a spirit of brotherhood and cooperation to develop the absolute most effective fighting style – “The Eight Steps Of The Snake and Crane.” They had to be clandestine about their work because there were many clans, gangs, and individuals who would want to use the new technique for evil deeds. Suddenly all the Grand Masters disappeared along with the book. No one knew what had happened to the men or the book.

Before long the book is seen being carried by Hsu Yin-Fung (Jackie Chan) Yin-Fung was trained by the Grand Masters and is excellent at fighting and defending himself. He never worries about being on the losing side of a fight, no matter how many opponents.

Soon most of the nearby clans and families were headed into massive fighting in order to get the book. Carrying such a book seems to be not the best of ideas however it does provide for plenty of action in the form of Yin-Fung fighting and in a very different manner than usual for these films. He is cocky and prefers to not injure or kill unless it’s necessary. He stands with his hands at his sides while someone starts to punch him and he is already hitting them. Jackie in his youth was incredibly agile and excelled in using small props as something to flip over!

The acrobatics help to show some creativity in the fight scenes. And then when the guys are no threat Yin-Fung assumes a cool looking position – negating them as a problem making them lose face. Jackie does things in this film he hasn’t shown before or much afterward. More finesse at times but mostly wailing on bad guys, and he does smile in this one, actually he usually has an arrogant smirk on his face. At one point Yin-Fung says, “Having that book does give me a certain charm though.” Indeed.

Yin-Fung also fights women in this movie, although they were not much of a threat.

Jackie never did like to fight women and made it a policy to never have his role fighting women in the future. He always wanted there to be a woman or kid he had to save. No way would he accept someone like Michelle Yeoh to be his opponent. I think he made a mistake and could have extended his genre’s a tad to include women who can fight.

Unfortunately in this film you don’t see great fighting by women much but that’s okay because Jackie is fighting. Nora Miao is a clan leader who can fight, and looks gorgeous.

There is the Wei humor but much of it surrounds a young guy Kam Ching-lan (no she doesn’t look like a guy either) who follows Yin-Fung around.

Yin Fung only knows one thing about the person who knows what happened to the book and Masters. So he engages everyone to see if they have the clue. He manages to piss off most of the people he meets. Even the women. He is so charming to the ladies by saying such things as “women are just like children. Too vague and indecisive.” on his philosophy of not doing business with women.

I think all the one liners are in the dubbed version “But still though”. I prefer bad Chinese dubs to bad English dubs although the subtitles are a bit confusing. The plot is ambitious because after all he is only one man. A specially trained man but still though…

There are more tricks and double crosses than you can count. Some clans work together and then get into a fight and another clan will start to fight all over again.

The dialog mostly consists of the following:

“You need a lesson!”
“You are asking for a lesson!”
“I think you need a lesson!”
“God Damn It! You need a lesson!”
…Oh and “You must be tired of living!”

For those with a low tolerance for Lo Wei humor this movie is a good choice after Dragon Fist. Jackie’s character is a real jerk and brags to all he will beat them and win, and then they attack him and he beats the daylights out of them. With so much going on there is no need for much humor. For those liking that style of humor there is some but best to go with another choice, perhaps Fearless Hyena or Half a Loaf Of Kung Fu. Some people actually enjoy HLKF. But Snake and Crane is a much better movie because of the fighting, minus most of the “humor”.

I have the old, old VHS copy of this film which is 14 minutes longer than the Simitar DVD. There isn’t anything earthshaking cut out mostly a few more punches here or there and exposition between the clans. It doesn’t harm the movie but I wish to hell companies would stop chopping up movies!

The picture quality is better on the Simitar DVD but that isn’t saying much. There are a few scenes that are faded, a scratch or two but not at all bad for an old movie and a cheap release.

The sets are nothing special but there are a few brief shots of a snowy landscape and a gorgeous waterfall which is known to appear in a number of films. There are a couple of very brief scenes which seem almost slo-mo blurred. I had to search and search to find out what I was seeing. Finally I found two specific references to this film having a couple of areas of damaged scenes that were artificially slowed down to “hide” missing frames. This doesn’t happen enough to be any sort of problem but at least you will know you aren’t having a flashback.

Snake and Crane Arts of Shaolin is a solid old school good time.

JJ Hatfield’s Rating: 7/10


By Numskull

A more appropriate title would be “Jackie Chan vs. The Peoples’ Republic of China.” This Lo Wei effort has even more fight scenes than Elizabeth Taylor has had husbands. Jackie is a wandering fighter who claims to possess a secret Shaolin technique instruction manual which everybody wants (and nobody gets). Numerous characters hunt him down and confront him for a chance to win the prized book. The most annoying of them by far is the cross-dressing girl (I jumped for joy when the main villain offed her). The guy who only speaks in two-syllable sentences was pretty funny, and I really liked the way the last Shaolin master said “Buddha bless you” (twice!).

My only gripe about this movie is that much of the combat is very one-sided, with Jackie pretty much beating the crap out of all who oppose him. Fights where the adversaries are more evenly matched, like at the end of Dragon Fist, are much more interesting to me.

Numskull’s Rating: 7/10


By Sifu

This is the first Jackie Chan movie I bought along with Dragon Fist. Many people may disagree with me, but I enjoyed this movie. The opening scene where Jackie shows off his kung fu skills is amazing (How can you complain about it?). In the movie, Jackie’s character basically walks around and fights with everybody while trying to conceal the book. There is nonstop action and some sarcastic humor from Jackie. There are some misleading issues such as the Dragon Spear, but it doesn’t seem to care to me.

The ending is pretty spectacular as well. He first fights three guys each with a spear (single-handedly) and once he beats them up he fights the Black Dragon guy (whatever he’s called) using the snake and crane form. Because it was a Lo Wei production, I had to make my rating a little lower because the movie isn’t up to par with Drunken Master and Snake in the Eagle’s Shadow in size.

Sifu’s Rating: 7/10


By Cody

Contrary to popular opinion I think this movie is pretty bad. This may sound very negative but I really didn’t find any good moments in this film. Here are my reasons for not liking this movie. Hopefully after you read this you will see my point of view.

– The begining sequence in this film is not all that its cracked up to be. All Jackie does is swing a spear around. After a couple minutes I had to fast-foward it because that red room was giving me a headache.

– The dubbing is REAL bad (Where do they get these guys! Some of the voices sound like they belong in a cartoon).

– Jackie screwed up the fighting in this movie, BIG TIME! He barly did any Snake or Crane style in this movie. All he did was slap people and wiggle his hand afterwards. After he did that, that crossdresser wanted to see how he did it. So Jackie lifts up this paper and slaps it and it tears. Then he says this lame speech about how you should never hit to hard, COME ON! The monk who invented that style should start laying off the moonshine (No offense SHAOL!N DRUNK MONK).

– The co stars in the movie are ridiculous. A Bum, a crossdresser, a old man who keeps messing with his iron balls (Sounds kinda like Lo Wei), and whole bunch of other dorks.

– In the beginning they kept talking about a Dragon Spear, But they never showed it or mentioned it in the end. This movie is not good.

Don’t waste your money on it. Unless you LIKED To Kill With Intrigue, then that would make this a master piece.

Cody’s Rating: 3/10 Buddha Bless You!


By Andrew

If I were seling old two-packs of Lo Wei films, I’d do two things right off the bat: First, I would stop sellng all the pathetic two packs out there. Then I would bundle this one with Shaolin Wooden men, and sell them together for about ten bucks. I think they make an interesting combination, because both of them fail where Dragon Lord succeeds. In this film there were too many characters and plot twists, while in Shaolin Wooden Men there weren’t enough surprises.

I really need to watch this one again to figure out what was going on, and to try and make some sense out of it. Acting was of acceptable 1970s quality and the action was about the same. Not a great deal of comedy in this film, but that was forgivable since Jackie spent so much time fighting off all these different gangs. There were so many bad guys that I think one of them escaped in the end. Sequel? Hah it wasn’t that good.

Andrew’s Rating: 6/10


By The Great Hendu

Now this is a movie! This sucker was filled with great fight scenes, excellent choreography, not bad acting and a better than average plot. You can see some of the comedy more evident in Jackie’s later films. I laughed, I cried, I got pumped, I went out and got another movie. P.S. Check out the fight scenes that roll behind the opening credits. COOL!!

The Great Hendu’s Rating: 7/10

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Evil Dead Trap (1988) Review

"Evil Dead Trap" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Evil Dead Trap” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: Toshiharu Ikeda
Cast: Miyuki Ono, Aya Katsuragi, Hitomi Kobayashi, Eriko Nakagawa, Masahiko Abe
Running Time: 105 min.

By Woody

Ikeda’s “Evil Dead Trap” is a very entertaining mix of the giallo (slasher) films of Italy’s Dario Argento, that rushing camera trick from Raimi’s “Evil Dead” films, and the “body horror” of David Cronenberg.

Stylistically, this is reminiscent of an Argento film…bright colors, creative murders, a never-still camera, the unseen killer, not to mention a couple of scenes that are obvious homages to Argento’s works (maggots falling from a ceiling swiped from “Suspiria”, a sharp instrument protruding from a victim’s mouth from “Phenomena”) and Tomohiko Kira’s music, which is quite reminiscent (without being a rip-off) of Goblin’s groundbreaking score for “Deep Red”. Sprinkled among the Argentoisms are creatively done “Evil Dead” rushing-camera shots done in black and white. And, without giving anything away, the ending seems to be inspired by Cronenberg’s “The Brood”, with some disgusting body-themed horror.

One of the great things about this film is that it is fast paced. Within five minute you are watching the tape Nami receives in the mail (if you are a fan of eyeballs, skip this movie), and within ten minutes you are at the location, an abandoned army base in the middle of the forest (very atmospheric place). The truly great thing about this film is that they throw so much into it…there is always something happening. Exposition is kept to a minimum, and no more than five minutes after arriving, two characters are having a lengthy sex scene, and, adhering to tradition, one of them is killed shortly after. From there on out, it’s non-stop mayhem, with brutal murders, a mysterious stranger popping up now and again, everyone getting trapped inside the base, sex, some more murders, a nicely done score, all kinds of great camera tricks, and an ending that is way out in left field.

The acting in this film is quite good, especially considering that the majority of the cast are AV stars. Miyuki Ono gives a very good, Sigourney Weaver-like performance, and manages to be believable even when her character is doing unsensible things. The guy who plays the mysterious stranger (can’t find his name) is also really good…very serious. The other cast members are really just fodder for the killer, but, to their credit, they act convincingly enough. Director Ikeda has crafted a great horror flick here…fast-paced, entertaining, and gory. Takashi Ishii must also be given credit here…the future director of the “Gonin” films wrote a great, albeit strange, script for this seminal Japanese horror film.

In conclusion, this one is worth owning. I’ve viewed it multiple times and it never ceases in entertaining me. A must-see for fans of horror films.

Woody’s Rating: 10/10

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The Matrimony Blu-ray/DVD (Tartan)

The Matrimony Blu-ray/DVD (Tartan)

The Matrimony Blu-ray/DVD (Tartan)

RELEASE DATE: July 26, 2011

Directed by Teng Hua-Tao (Sky of Love), The Matrimony is a thriller/romance starring Leon Lai (A Hero Never Dies), Rene Liu (Happy Birthday) and Fan Bingbing (A Battle of Wits). Check out the trailer here.

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Hobo With A Shotgun Blu-ray/DVD (Magnolia)

Hobo With A Shotgun Blu-ray/DVD (Magnolia)

Hobo With A Shotgun Blu-ray/DVD (Magnolia)

RELEASE DATE: July 5, 2011

Hobo with a Shotgun is a 2011 Canadian action exploitation film directed by Jason Eisener and written by John Davies. It is based on the Grindhouse trailer of the same name. It’s about a homeless vigilante (Rutger Hauer) blows away crooked cops, pedophile Santas, and other scumbags with his trusty pump-action shotgun.

Check out trailer here.

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Running Out of Time 2 (2001) Review

"Running Out of Time 2" DVD Cover

“Running Out of Time 2” DVD Cover

Director: Johnnie To
Co-director: Law Wing Cheong
Cast: Lau Ching-Wan, Ekin Cheng, Kelly Lin Hsi-Lei, Hui Siu-Hung, Lam Suet, Ruby Wong
Running Time: 95 min.

By Ben Poppel

About ten minutes into this film you realize. Wait, a minute, I have witnessed this scenario before. Then you recognize you are watching the follow-up to the blockbuster film Running Out of Time. And what about the sequel? Does it live up to the hype? Is it as good as the first one? Well, Yes and No. It is hard to replace Andy Lau, he was just so good. But Lau Ching Wan returns with astonishing brilliance as always. And it is kind of nice to see Ekin in a role where he doesn’t rely on his quasar fighting skills to sell tickets.

Gripes: The story is definitely nothing we haven’t seen before. Man steals objects and wants ransom. The comedic mood is nice at times but can quickly get annoying (especially all the idiotness coming from the dumb nut chief, give it up will yea) And the somber music (basically a little different rendition of the first one, doesn’t mix well with the humor). Is this supposed to be a intriguing thriller or a comedy? At times it can’t make up its mind. But the most annoying thing of the whole movie was the damn eagle. This was the lamest excuse for CGI (even though the scene towards the end gives it a run for its money, you will see, all I will say is tightrope). The scenes with the eagle were ridiculous, stupid, lame, and just should not of been in this film. I hate that eagle. It was so fake looking, kick ass retarded and just bizarre for this movie. I can’t believe there was a whole chase scene involving the lovable eagle. Okay, enough about the charming bird.

Oh yeah, this film also had pretty Kelly Lin. Was she falling for Lau Ching Wan? He must be ten years older. But what do I know. Well, maybe I could see why she looked like she added ten years to her life with that terrible hair do at the end of the film (you will see what I mean if you watch the movie.)

Anyway, this movie entertained. In my opinion wasn’t near as good as the first one. The action-suspense scenes were just not as good, original or gripping, (I did like the chase scene on the bikes though). The comedy mix was good up to a point and the cast was pretty well rounded. A worthy sequel, but not spectacular.

Ben Peppel’s Rating: 8/10 (this is being a little generous)

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Running Out of Time (1999) Review

"Running Out of Time" Theatrical Poster

“Running Out of Time” Theatrical Poster

Director: Johnnie To
Cast: Andy Lau, Lau Ching Wan, Yoyo Mung, Waise Lee, Lam Suet, Ruby Wong, Shiu Hung Hui
Running Time: 89 min.

By Joe909

A very stylish, slick movie in which Andy Lau finds out that he’s soon to die from cancer, and decides to get even with the gangster who killed his dad (Waise Lee), while at the same time using Lau Ching-Wan as a guinea pig. Johnnie To directed this, so it has his usual flash and craftsmanship, and on top of that he employs a few Guy Ritchie tricks, such as speeding up the film stock in accompaniment with fast-paced music, a la “Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels.”

One unusual thing about this script is that two of the three screenwriters have English names. Seeing this after the movie, I wasn’t very surprised, as ROOT has a definite Western feel to it. The plot is well-paced and doesn’t feature outlandish subplots that have nothing to do with the rest of the film. The characters are each fully-developed and have disparate personalities. Most importantly of all, the humor is genuinely funny and isn’t that slapstick Cantonese style that just doesn’t translate very well in the West.

It’s surprising that in a film which features a main character who’s dying of cancer that there are a lot of humorous moments. Lau Ching-Wan’s bumbling boss is funny throughout, and the scene in which he mistakenly believes that LCW is the cancer sufferer had me chuckling out loud. Funnier yet is a short scene that takes a jibe at kung-fu movies: Andy Lau, dressed in an SDU outfit and trying to escape a building, runs into a security guard. Andy starts throwing elaborate kung-fu punches, and the guard tries to block them. Lau abruptly stops swinging and just looks down at the guy for a few moments. The guard, still crouching in a defensive posture, looks back up quizzically at Andy. Then suddenly Lau lashes out with both hands and knocks the guy’s head into the wall.

It isn’t all perfect, though. The final confrontation with Waise Lee’s gangster character could’ve packed more of a punch, but I will say that it was cool to see a HK movie that didn’t feature a guns-blazing climax. Matter of fact, the violence and action setpieces are minimal in this movie, but the lack of them doesn’t detract from the movie’s impact. Actually, less action would’ve been better, as the worst, most implausible scene is one of the action setpieces. The two Laus keep running to and from each other’s car as a group of gunmen fire at them. Each time they’re outside of the cars, the bullets conveniently miss them entirely. It just comes off as pretty goofy, but since this film is mostly a comedy I guess it’s not so big a deal.

Also of note is Raymond Wong’s score, which is as great as all the others I’ve heard from him. One complaint though is that on the dvd (and possibly theatrical release as well) the music is distorted and blurry around the edges, making it sound like your speakers have blown. I don’t know if this is the way Wong intended the music to sound, or if it’s just another example of a poor print transfer.

Joe909’s Rating: 7.5/10

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Delinquent Girl Bosses DVD Collection (Tokyo Shock)

Delinquent Girl Bosses DVD Collection (Tokyo Shock)

Delinquent Girl Bosses DVD Collection (Tokyo Shock)

RELEASE DATE: July 12, 2011

Gritty Pink (“a style of Japanese softcore pornographic theatrical film that dominated the Japanese domestic cinema from the mid-1960s through the mid-1980s”) classics in one collection. Beauty, gangsters and butt-kicking skills. More details to come.

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Scarface Limited Edition Humidor Blu-ray (Universal)

Scarface Limited Edition Humidor Blu-ray (Universal)

Scarface Limited Edition Humidor Blu-ray (Universal)

RELEASE DATE: September 6, 2011

Limited edition (1,000 worldwide) set priced at $999.99. It will feature a hand-crafted Scarface-themed humidor. Created by the renowned Daniel Marshall, the humidor’s exterior is hand painted and polished with the Marshall’s trademark “1000 coat brilliant finish.” The interior – made with untreated Spanish cedar – will properly condition and age approximately 100 cigars at optimal humidity levels. Click here for more details. Standard Blu-ray also available.

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Enter the Dragon | aka Blood and Steel (1973) Review

"Enter the Dragon" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“Enter the Dragon” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Robert Clouse
Cast: Bruce Lee, Jim Kelly, John Saxon, Sek Kin, Ahna Capri, Bob Wall, Bolo Yeung, Betty Chung, Angela Mao Ying, Sammo Hung, Kok Lee Yan, Anthony Lau, Tung Wei, Wilson Tong, Pat Johnson, Meng Hoi
Running Time: 110 min.

By Tgushiniere

The best martial arts film to be produced by an American film company (Warner Brothers). It was made with the association of Raymond Chow (founder of Hong Kong’s Golden Harvest film company), who supplied Bruce Lee and a host of actors and stuntmen.

Finally, a kung fu film with high production values and an international cast. “Enter The Dragon” was written for Bruce and was intended to make him a star in America. Sadly, Bruce died before the film’s release.

Can you name an American-produced martial arts film better than this?

“Enter The Dragon” has a James Bondian theme and feel to it; mixed together with the best from the East. Lee (Bruce Lee) basically goes undercover to Han’s island to gather evidence for a Clandestine government agency. He is joined by Roper (John Saxon) and Williams (Jim Kelly) — both have reasons of their own for attending. Lee gets his evidence but is captured and is forced to a duel with Roper. Roper declines, but since he must fight someone to prove himself worthy of joining Han’s operations, he is put up against Bolo instead. The fight-filled finale has Lee and Roper vs. Han and all of his countless men.

In between the great choreographed fights (by Bruce Lee), there’s enough to hold your interest: Pretty women in the forms of Ahna Capri and Betty Chung; Good spy plot; Bruce Lee’s philosophy (ie “the art of fighting without fighting”); An opening fight with Sammo Hung; Angela Mao Ying vs. Han’s men; And the funky theme music with an Eastern feel by Lalo Schifrin!

What do I love about “Enter the Dragon”?

– Mr. Han! (Shih Kien) He has a steel hand and two other nasty interchangeable attachments – just like a Bond villain. Keep in mind that Shih Kien’s voice is dubbed with the voice of Keye Luke (Master Po) from the hit TV series “Kung Fu.”

– Two great henchmen: Bolo (Bolo Yeung aka Yang Sze) and O’Hara (Bob Wall). One has the muscles and the other, a nasty scar.

– Bruce’s display of awesome moves, including the use of weapons and slow motion.

– The fight between John Saxon and Bolo (Yang Sze adopted his “Enter” screen name of Bolo Yeung, so American viewers could easily identify him).

– Jim Kelly’s funky dialogue: “Bull shit Mr. Han man!” and “Man, you come right out of a comic book!” His appearance in this film made him the number one Blaxploitation martial arts star during the 70s!

It can be argued that “Enter The Dragon” – despite the horrible directing job of Robert Clouse – is not Bruce Lee’s best film, or the best martial arts film ever, but for the year 1973, it was!

Tgushiniere’s Rating: 10/10


By Numskull

All right, here goes…review #200.

You people are SO going to hate me for this one.

Enter the Dragon is considered by many to be the greatest martial arts movie of all time, and I think it’s a reasonably safe assumption that the majority of those “many” have seen no more than a half-dozen genuine, Bruce-free martial arts films in their lives and would pronounce “Yuen Wo Ping” three different ways if you asked them to name three different martial arts choreographers. Having just used the term “martial arts” thrice in one sentence, I suppose I should explain my stance on the subject as far as movies are concerned.

Yes, we know Bruce Lee was among the world’s all-time greatest martial arts practitioners. Yes, we know he could move just about fast enough to break the sound barrier. Yes, we know that the way he clobbers everybody on screen with minimal effort is pretty much what he could have done in reality. And yes, we know that Bruce’s non-violent victories, such as luring the guy from New Zealand into the rowboat and tossing the snake into the control room to cause the bad guys to flee, reflect a healthy martial arts philosophy in which unnecessary conflict is avoided.

BUT…is that what people really want to see in a martial arts MOVIE?

Judging by the number of obsessive Bruce Lee fanboys out there who know all of his movies inside and out while ignoring or turning their noses up at the talents and genre contributions of Sammo Hung, Gordon Liu, Yuen Wah, and any number of other martial arts movie personalities, the answer is “yes”. People would rather watch the good guy plow through an army of human punching bags than watch him fight for his life against skilled opponents and overwhelming odds. Not ALL people, of course, but enough of them to elevate Enter the Dragon to a level of renown and acclaim which it does not deserve. How very sad.

Naturally, Bruce Lee’s sudden passing shortly before the film’s release has helped to make it the stuff of legend. The Crow received the same bittersweet benefit thanks to Brandon Lee’s death in mid-production. The film is famous because of the names and the hype attached to it, not how good it is. I daresay that those who use the “swan song” excuse for lavishing praise upon Enter the Dragon should take Bruce’s advice (“Don’t think…FEEL!”), turn it around 180 degrees, and look at the film through unbiased eyes to see it as the otherwise unremarkable action-adventure it is. What we have here is reputation and reality out of balance.

Way, way, WAY out of balance.

No doubt the snotty, self-proclaimed elite audience of martial arts films would tell me I don’t know shit because I never studied any martial arts myself (hey, it ain’t my fault the town I grew up in had three golf courses and zero martial arts schools). Well, I at least know enough to realize that John Saxon beating Bolo Yeung into unconsciousness is an absolute farce, whatever that’s worth. (Hell, at least it took Mel Gibson AND Danny Glover working together to beat Jet Li in Lethal Weapon 4.)

Let’s say you’ve never had an acting lesson in your life, never been in a school play, never even played cops ‘n’ robbers as a kid. Then, you see a truly awful performance by someone who has the audacity to call him or herself an actor (insert Ekin Cheng joke here). By the line of reasoning described above, you would have no right to scorn their pitiful display, no matter how unconvincing they are, no matter how obvious it is that they’re reading off a cue card, because you yourself have no genuine acting experience.

No? Well, here’s another one: you’re in a restaurant, and you get served this really disgusting meal. The steak has the texture of shoe leather, the french fries are lukewarm and soggy, and the salad has freezer-burnt lettuce and moldy old croutons. You’re about to call your server over to your table and raise all sorts of hell. Ah, but wait…you didn’t get very good grades in Home Ec, did you? No. In fact, you can barely open a can of soup without losing a finger, and the last time you made toast the whole kitchen caught fire. If it weren’t for the existence of restaurants, the “not raw” portion of your diet would consist entirely of Hungry Man TV dinners. What right have you to critique the cuisine?

Still not convinced? How about this: a bunch of research scientists are developing a new kind of bomb, and they accidentally blow up the whole world, reducing every man, woman, and child to a handful of ash which drifts off into outer space. Putting aside the issue of whether or not you’d be able to say or do ANYTHING after such an event, it stands to reason that you’d be pretty pissed off at those scientists. But before you mosey on over to their cloud (or sulfur pit, or whatever) and tell them what a bunch of fuck-ups they are/were, consider this: how much do YOU know about nuclear physics? Not much, probably. THEY’RE the experts. So why don’t you stop pretending you know their business better than they do and get back in line for when St. Peter calls your name, eh?

In a martial arts ACTION (key word) movie, as Enter the Dragon is purported to be, it’s more important to generate excitement than it is to be realistic. It’s about what looks good on the screen, not what works well in real life. Movies are, after all, a form of escapism. And…in this case and in my opinion…the escape is not worth taking. This ain’t how we likes it.

Movies are also supposed to make you care about what happens (if not for the characters themselves) and it also fails on that account. The flashback scene in which Bruce’s sister flees from the bad guys is so drawn out and uninvolving that we don’t care when she offs herself. Williams is so thin as a character (anyone who refers to another person as a “cat” just can’t be taken seriously) that we don’t care how many women he bones at a time. The bad guys are so non-threatening and lacking in presence that we don’t care when Bruce beats the shit out of them. You can replace “we” with “I” if you want, but understand that I’m not the only one with this view.

The fucking point:

There was, perhaps, a time when Enter the Dragon was well and truly king of the martial arts hill, but for those of us who favor cinematic value over sentimental value, that time is long past. Love it if you like, venerate it if you must, put it in a fucking time capsule for all I care, but for God’s sake learn that martial arts movies did not die with Bruce Lee. They kept getting made, and they kept getting better. In terms of all-out fun factor, I’ll match this up against Crippled Avengers or Odd Couple or Last Hurrah for Chivalry or Invincible Pole Fighter and declare it the loser any day of the week, dubbing or no dubbing, OAR or no OAR. For those of you who don’t need to be told this (and I’m assuming that there are more of you than my pissing-in-the-wind stance here would indicate), heat up your Hungry Man TV dinners and get back to your regularly scheduled martial arts movie programming.

There…that’s review #200.

Not a “proper” review, perhaps.

But it’s all this movie is gonna get out of me.

Numskull’s Rating: 4/10


By James H.

Well to tell the truth I’m not a big fan of Bruce Lee. I’ve only seen “Enter the Dragon” and another that escapes me for the moment. When I first saw this movie in Grade 7, it was very cool, but I’ve matured since then. Watching it again 5 years later, it seems old and dated. Look at the cast, it joins Bruce Lee with John Saxon, to ease him into American culture. Then add token Black guy, Jim Kelly, as the jive-talkin’ mutha, who’s a sex machine with all the chicks. He’s even got his own Shaft-like theme music.

After that, add a villain with an island fortress and an underground lair. It just smells like a corporate cut out. The whole way it was filmed looks like the 70’s. Not because of the clothes or the hair styles, but just the film techniques that were used. Director Robert Clouse (who went on to do “The Big Brawl” and many other failures) uses the same type of pan shot every time he wants to establish the setting.

Don’t get me wrong here, it is fun to watch. For me though it’s the end fight that was the best part. It was brilliantly executed. But one must thank those corporate big wigs. If not for them, the kung fu genre may not exist. Yes it is a groundbreaking movie, only because it opened up a whole new genre to the mass public. Is it a timeless classic? No.

James H’s Rating: 6.5/10


By Stockton22

I remembered Jackie Chan years before I knew who the hell he was because of his scene in this movie. Ok, we all know the scene by now. Jackie gets his neck snapped during the “battle with the guards” sequence in the middle of the film. I always thought it was such a awful thing for Bruce Lee to do. Why’d he have to snuff that particular guard? He only seemed to be knocking out everybody else. And it’s not like the guards are evil or anything. They’re just doing their job for Christ’s sake! This guy probably grew up in a slum somewhere (after all, Williams made that comment about ghettos being the same everywhere), no job, no money, no prospects. One day he hears that the local druglord is hiring, and he thinks, “Finally a real job! No more digging through the garbage for fishheads, no more bathing in the river, I’m movin’ on up!” So he starts working, then one day some guy shows up, trips the alarm, and our buddy the guard thinks, “Ok, time to go to work. I want to do a good job. After all, I have to keep sending part of my paycheck home to my sweet silverhaired old mother. Oh yeah, and Bolo took the last guard who screwed up and crushed him to death with his bare hands. I don’t want that to happen. Oh wait, the guy’s back is turned, maybe I can grab him. Ok, here I go.” Then Bruce grabs the head, pulls back the arm, then comes the close-up on Bruce’s face, and CRRRRRUNCHHH! I don’t care if he is the hero, that is just plain cold.

Come on Bruce, of course the guy’s gonna try to guard the complex! HE’S A FUCKING GUARD!!! Give the guy a break! Well, ok, I mean, well you know what I mean. Moving on to the other 97 minutes and 53 seconds of the film, I gotta ask, and I do this at the risk of getting my ass kicked by scores of Jeet Kun Do experts, is anyone else tired of people assuming that everything Bruce did on screen is the cinematic manifestation of godliness? Yeah Bruce kicks ass, yeah he has presence, but I think that if you’re doing a scene where you take on several dozen opponents, who amazingly, attack you one at a time I might add, it’s not all that enthralling if it only takes a single blow to take care of the guy. One punch, down. One kick, down. Yeah, I’m down for the count too. Zzzzzzzzz. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a really good action movie. There are some terrific fighting moments and Bruce truly shows off his extraordinary skill (even though he feels the need to take his shirt off in front of the camera more than that Eric dude from the first season of “The Real World”). But anyone who feels that it’s the greatest Martial Arts movie of all time is deluded (and living in the past).

On the other hand, Jim Kelly as the Mac Daddy kung fu master Williams is a big plus, for both his good fighting and his bad acting. Somehow, when he picks out half dozen girls to bang, then turns to the remaining courtesans and says, “Sorry, it’s been a long day. I’m a little tired.” it works. And how can you top a bad guy with all those funky hands? Especially when they dubbed in the voice of the guy who did the leader of planet Spectra on “Battle of the Planets.” Another point, how come the prisoners look like old, dilapidated human refuse when they’re in the jail cells, but like young healthy kung fu fighters when released? Well, continuity was never a strong point of the genre. And let’s not forget, it was an American production. And to that end, let me ask another question. How badly to you think Bolo Yeung wanted to take John Saxon and pulverize him into the ground until he struck oil? John Saxon has about as much a chance of really beating Bolo Yeung in a fight as I have of winning the Powerball Lottery (The guy couldn’t beat Freddy Krueger for Christ’s sake. I know Freddy’s got the finger knives thing but you’re a cop! SHOOT HIM FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!) . There hasn’t been such wildly false outcome since, hmmm, I guess since the guest appearance of the Green Hornet and Kato on the old Batman tv show. Anyone remember that? Burt Howard as Robin holding his own against none other than Bruce Lee as Kato. Would everybody please care to join me in a huge, collective, “YEAH RIGHT!”

Stockton22’s Rating: 7/10


By Tyler

The film that brought Bruce Lee in the eyes of America, Enter the Dragon. A classic in my opinion, I first saw this film at the age of four (of course I didn’t understand a thing), and I loved it. The beautifully shot film and wonderful choreographed film with plenty of action, and great acting (by Bruce mostly) I mean, who can forget great quotes by Bruce such as, “Boards don’t hit back”. When Bruce uttered those words a chill ran down my spine. Jackie was an extra in this film too, he got his (his character’s) neck broken by Bruce (that’s the only minus in the film). When Bruce kicks it’s like a flash of lighting, it’s incredibly fast, you can hardly see his legs are move!

One thing I didn’t like was John Saxon, I really did not like his performance in the film, but I did enjoy Jim Kelly’s, he was kinda had a clean smoothness to him you know. The Battle between Bruce and Han was very memorable, the mirrors added a very eerie sense, like you didn’t know what was going to happen,but you weren’t sure something was. Another great scene is the big brawl between the prisoners and Han’s minions,great action. One scene that was ridiculous was the fight between Bolo Yeung (a.k.a. Yang Sze), and John Saxon – yeah I really believe that John Saxon could overpower a guy that looked like he could “bench” the whole Island (I mean Bolo is huge). The plot is a little weird,but then again it’s an American production.

Overall this film is pretty good, the colorful costumes and great cast really brighten the sets as well as the actors. Warner Brothers has released it remastered and uncut, so rent it. Take it from me it’s a good film even if it’s not a Jackie Chan film.

Tyler’s Rating: 9/10


By Dan-O

Whenever I take it upon myself to watch this movie for the umpteenth time, I am always deeply compelled to throw things (such as food or feces) at the screen whenever John Saxon flashes his balding, talentless head in front of the camera. Why was this awkward, freaky-lookin’ cracker ever allowed on the set of this otherwise pleasant, although cheesy, BRUCE LEE vehicle (NOT John Saxon vehicle). And don’t all you honkeys out there get your panties in a bunch; I’m whiter than John Boy, in fact I’m almost transparent. But come on, this guy has about half the martial arts know-how of David Carridene.

This movie is directed by Robert Clouse, who went on to direct……….um………that one about………no, wait, wrong movie. Well, China O’ Brian was one of his, right? Aaaah who gives a crap; the guy couldn’t direct a turd out of his rectal area (thanks for that image, Dan).

Bruce is the ONE and ONLY saving grace of this film. Watching him hit people is enough to give you chills all over the place. We miss ya Bruce. Why didja hafta go and croak on us like that. Why didja hafta leave us with all these wanna-be loser imitations of yourself. Oh, and if you are still alive, tell Andy Kaufman I said “Hi”.

Dan-O’s Rating: 7/10 (minus John Saxon: 10/10)


By Vic Nguyen

To me, Bruce Lee will always remain number one. Sure, Jackie Chan is great, but when it comes right down to it, Bruce Lee wins my respect. He is without a doubt, the best fighter the world has ever seen, and this film proves it. Bruce plays his normal ass kicking character, sent to an island to bust up a drug ring headed by Master Han, played by the great Shek Kin. He then enters Han’s kung fu tournament in order to stop the drug ring.

The thing I enjoyed most about the film is all the nostalga that surrounds the film. In the beginning of the film, Bruce is seen fighting a young Sammo Hung. When Bruce gets into a fight with many stuntmen in an underground cavern, Bruce breaks the neck of Jackie himself, and when Bruce does an incredible flip over some Buddist monks, the stuntman that performs the flip is veteren Hong Kong movie star and Peking Opera student Yuen Wah. Now thats entertainment.

The Hong Kong film industry owes much to Bruce because this film broke box office records for a kung fu film in America and planted that Hong Kong films are here to stay in the US. Rumors have circulated on newsgoups that Enter the Dragon will be rereleased. Hopefully rhese rumors are true and the film will be on the big screen where it belongs.

Vic Nguyen’s Rating: 10/10

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14 Amazons, The | aka The Fourteen Amazons (1972) Review

"The 14 Amazons" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“The 14 Amazons” Chinese Theatrical Poster

Director: Cheng Kang
Co-director: Charles Tung
Cast: Lily Ho Li Li, Ivy Ling Po, Li Ching, Yueh Hua, Lisa Lu Yan, Tina Chin Fei, Karen Yip Ling Chi, Wong Ping, Ha Ping, Lam Jing, Chan Shen, Chen Yan Yan
Running Time: 117 min.

By JJ Hatfield

This is a wonderful old school film from the Shaw Brothers. Truly an epic, the plot and characters are a small part of the historic writings of “Yang Jia Jiang” (Generals Of Yang Family). After yet another attack on the Yang family those loyal to them formed a group of supporters that turns into a power to be dealt with by their enemies.

Some people refer to this movie as very early feminism. In fact it is another chapter from “Yang Jia Jiang”. This most popular account is found in one long story or written as novels spanning fewer years each. The Yangs were the Generals of the Song Dynasty during the later years of Northern Song. The story makes for an interesting read but it certainly is not required before you see the film. What exposition is required is there but the movie is all about action! The “Fourteen Amazons” takes place after the Yang family men are slaughtered in an ambush. The Seven Yang sons are dead and the father after being seriously injured and seeing his sons die in horrifying ways kills himself.

All of the women are widows who have nothing left to lose and the restoration of the Yang family name to regain, not to mention freedom. China, indeed many countries were not unaccustomed to having women fight. It was not a statement of equality it was a matter of life and death. When marauding armies and savage gangs used might, mostly simply outnumbering their victims, everyone who could fought. No doubt many women and children have found it necessary to fight to survive.

Highly trusted by the Emperor The Yang family was formally charged with defending the territory and maintaining experienced troops to deal with attacks from the Mongols and others who tried to invade China. They were said to be just rulers and beloved by their people.

The Yang family troops fought war after war for over four decades. They always won! Or so they held that reputation. It is difficult to describe the enormous amount of respect and honor accorded them. The Yangs were excellent fighters. It took betrayal and malice to bring down the Yang men. And some very careful planning involving people who claimed to be loyal but answered to those who wanted to annihilate the Yang influence once and for all. However the women of the Yang family had the same courage, skills and love of country as the men. The group is led by She Tai Chun (Yan Lisa Lu ), the General’s widow.

When the need arises the “Fourteen Amazons” go into action and I do mean action! Every one of the women fights with skill, ferocity and determination and they are not afraid of inflicting mortal wounds on invaders nor hesitant to spill their enemies blood. There is something for everyone! Martial arts, many different spears, unique swords, shields, archers, all kinds of axes, knives, even a rope dart or two. There is not much screen time when there is not a match or a battle being fought. When the screenplay slows for a few moments the participants are plotting strategy. The Yangs were known for their exceptional fighting skills however they also were quite brilliant in strategy. This allowed them to fight and win over enemies with greater numbers.

The fights are phenomenal and beautiful in their own way. No hint of pretend fighting because these were *girls*. For a film released in 1972 the physical moves look very realistic. Even the decapitations, amputations, etc. seem to indicate someone has taken some time with the props. Not all of them, some scenes just don’t show the same effort but things happen so quickly there is little time for acute assessment of one particular move or set. Fights are tight and surprisingly realistic for the film. It is somewhat confusing having so many women dressed virtually the same however you begin to see their style of fighting and it becomes much easier to identify the character.

Cheng Hsiao-tung/Siu-Tung hing and Hsiao Sung Liang are listed as the Stunt Coordinators. Fighting Instructors listed as Liang Shao Sung and Cheng Xiao Dong. With the massive number of people mostly fighting there were definitely many more people involved in the actual practice and coordination. There are fights that are more correctly considered multiple stunts. The only reason this movie worked was because most of the women had fought before or at least seen enough of it to look deadly serious. The use of weapons was a real treat. So many fighters with so many weapons will keep you glued to the screen.

The Yangs will be remembered as China’s finest, representing true nobility. Their love of country and self sacrifice for a better China has been used in many ways to inspire the people. They were not in search of glory. They felt it was their duty to defend the people and the land.

The cinematography is tight in the right places and shows off the actors skills though no one is acting hammy. The actors become their role and they stay there. The viewer forgets actors names and becomes invested in the individual characters. “Fourteen Amazons” is not small in any way. From the huge cast to the enormous amount of people required for sets, costumes, weapons, staging scenes this is a big movie! Some of the battle scenes are just incredible. Tremendous numbers of combatants filmed across gorgeous landscapes. The filming is excellent. The result of all those people and all that hard work is a damn good film!

There are a couple of… interesting tactics used that might seem a bit like wu xia or fantasy but again things are happening so fast there is no time to dwell on something so mundane. The editing was a bit odd in some places. It leads me to wonder if bits of the film master are not in good condition.

Although not a huge seller now this film was a box office goldmine and one of the top ten domestic films of the year. Quite a feat! The credit really lies with the entire group effort. Even the extras in town or the big battle scenes did a good enough job to make it seem there was a frickin war coming down on your head.

The directors, Cheng Kang and Shao-yung Tung are to be congratulated for pulling off an excellent epic tale of devotion, betrayal, honor and love of country.

JJ Hatfield’s Rating: 8/10 Highly Recommended

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Dragon Fist (1978) Review

"Dragon Fist" Japanese Theatrical Poster

“Dragon Fist” Japanese Theatrical Poster

Director: Lo Wei
Producer: Hsu Li Hwa
Cast: Jackie Chan, Nora Miao, James Tien, Pearl Lin Yin Zhu, Yen Shi Kwan, Ko Keung, Hsu Hsia, Ou-Yang Sha Fei, Chui Yuen, Wong Kwong Yue, Chui Fat, Eagle Han Ying, Wang Yao, Wong Ching, Lam Ching Ying
Running Time: 92 min

By JJ Hatfield

This is one of Jackie Chan’s early films. It is also one of a handful or so produced and directed by the infamous Lo Wei. It remains a mystery how Lo Wei convinced anyone to give him financial support, especially since he could not transform Jackie into a new Bruce Lee. By this time in Jackie’s career he should have been a star. Lo Wei had no idea how to best use Chan’s talents. He still wanted Bruce Lee, with some Lo Wei humor tossed in.

Out of all the films Jackie did for Lo Wei this is the most straightforward and the most action filled. The story is realistic enough and quite serious. You never see Jackie smile but you do see him kick ass old school style on a whole lot of guys!

The story begins as a martial arts tournament is in process with Tang How-Yuen’s Master Kang (James Tien) After taking on all comers including his best student the Master beats them all. Master Kang is given a sign to declare his championship and he is overwhelmed with good wishes. The sign will be hung over the school entrance. With the tournament over Master Kang insists everyone should stay and partake of food and drink. After all this is a celebration!

Without warning a new arrival Cheung Chien-Kuen (Yam Sai Kuan) storms in and is arrogant and insulting. He insists the sign should come down because he is the best fighter. Everyone says it is too late, the Master reigns supreme but since it is so important Kang agrees to fight him but Cheung attacks without warning and fights as if it were a duel to the death! Everyone is shouting at Cheung to stop including Master Kang. He was not prepared for such a fierce onslaught this was a friendly contest! Master Kang tells Cheung he has won but the evil bastard just keeps beating him without mercy. How-Yuen and the others try to separate the two but are fought by Cheung’s henchmen. Only when it is obvious Master Kang is seriously wounded does Cheung stop. He takes the sign with him when he and his men leave laughing and congratulating Cheung. Master Kang’s wife, daughter and How-Yuen do all they can to heal him but his injuries are too severe. His last words are to How-Yuen. He tells him to train and avenge the school. He also tells him he is charged with taking care of Kang’s wife and daughter.

We next see Cheung being congratulated for his school’s success over the last three years. The school has a good reputation and plenty of students. Though Cheung has attained an honorable status and many students want to train there, everything is coming together perfectly when the Cheungs suffer a terrible tragedy. Cheung’s wife kills herself in the hope her death will make up for her husband’s vicious killing of Master Kang. Cheung’s wife and Master Kang used to see each other but it was long before marriage to Cheung. Still he has always held a grudge and had been planning on killing him for his former relationship with his wife. In emotional agony Cheung amputates his own leg to try and atone for his cruel and jealous deeds.

A number of people including Cheung are suspicious of the wicked Master Wei (Ko Keung) when dead bodies start to appear. Cheung has to get to the bottom of the killings and sends two of his most trusted and skilled students to discover the facts.

In the meantime Wei’s henchmen meet How-Yuen. When the gang starts to harass his two charges it is necessary to defend them. Naturally he dispatches them with quick brutal moves. Once Wei hears about How-Yuen’s amazing martial arts skills he starts to think of someway to get him to work for their gang.

When How-Yuen and Master Kang’s widow and daughter reach Cheung’s school they are treated as guests and escorted to see Cheung. How-Yuen is anxious to do his Master’s bidding and kill the bastard that murdered Master Kang. Just as How-Yuen is about to make mush of his sworn enemy he discovers Cheung has cut off his leg. It doesn’t make any difference to him and he is ready for revenge. How-Yuen only halts after the Mistress pleads with him to stop. He is red hot and ready for vengeance but how can he honorably defeat a one legged man?

With everything that has happened the Mistress falls ill. How-Yuen has her see a doctor who tells How-Yuen that she is very ill and there is only one thing that might help. Master Wei’s family has a unique potion that works like a miracle cure. How-Yuen goes to the Wei family and begs them for the herbal potion. This is just the opportunity Master Wei has been waiting for!

Wei cleverly agrees to give How-Yuen the herbs for his Mistress if he will help the Wei clan and their business. How-Yuen loves the Mistress like his own mother. How can he refuse to work for Wei when he needs the herbal medicine to save her very life?

It becomes obvious before long that the Wei family are all thieves, villains and possibly even murderers. How-Yuen loses face and enrages everyone around him except the Wei school. The so called martial arts school is really just a cover for their devious and deadly dealings. Word quickly spreads of this new gang member and eventually the Mistress learns of his actions. How-Yuen cannot tell her the truth or she would insist he quit working for Wei even though she needs the medicine.

For a Jackie Chan movie this one is really pretty dark. That certainly doesn’t make it a bad film. There is no humor and no one laughs except the cackling villains. Jackie’s facial expression ranges from sorrow to “piss off” and then “Die M—-F——!” It’s terrific! Sometimes you just need to watch the hero beat the hell out of the bad guys and this movie is perfect.

“Dragon Fist” is unique in several ways aside from being a dramatic film. There are no attempts at humor, for which viewers will be eternally grateful! Before How-Yuen goes off for revenge he apparently trains but there are no training scenes. And the story is actually fairly good with plot twists aplenty.

The fantastic finale is fighting on a massive scale. And it isn’t just How-Yuen! The whole screen is filled with fighting – the Cheung family and their school against Wei and his evil gang. There is a wide variety of fighting styles, weapons and even foes as one person goes to help another. How-Yuen is the one doing most of the beating and suffers injuries along the way but he never loses his ferocity or thirst for revenge.

“Dragon Fist” is an excellent old school style film that will keep you guessing while keeping you entertained. Highly Recommended.

JJ Hatfield’s Rating: 8/10


By Alvin George

“Dragon Fist” is yet another deadpan old-school kung-fu movie Jackie Chan made with Lo Wei way back when. For a Lo Wei film, this film has better-than-average plot developments (Jackie actually betrays his late master’s family at one point), better-than-average characters (one villain cuts off his own leg as a penance for his wrongdoing), and better-than-average fight scenes (especially toward the end). However, this film was nevertheless tough sledding for me. The dubbing was sloppy (as usual) and the dialogue was lame (again as usual); perhaps something got lost in the translation. As a Bruce Lee type, Jackie Chan is miscast, as he often was during the 1970s. If you can stand the dubbing and the dialogue, enjoy this movie and especially the fight scenes. As for me, I rather sit through Slayer’s “Show No Mercy” album.

Alvin George’s Rating: 5/10


By T-Man

This movie is based on the old (and much overused) ‘you killed my master, now you must die’ plot. But the movie offers enough plot twists to keep the average viewer mildly interested (if not confused). I must admit that I got a little confused at one point (I blame it on the bad dubbing). In the end, all questions are answered and it’s time for Jackie to kick some ass.

Jackie Chan plays a serious role, so there is none of the famous Chan comedy. The real reason to watch the movie is for the fighting. The choreography is fast and elegant (especially at the end). The fighting alone makes it worth a watch. I recommend double featuring this with ‘Young Master.’ Both have excellent (but different) fight choreography. One is serious, the other is down-right goofy. Regardless, if you’re a Chan fan, check it out!

T-Man’s Rating: 8/10


By Tigerlily

You can’t get much more serious than this among Jackie Chan movies. Dragon Fist has a good plot (when compared to his other movies). There are a couple of well choreographed fights, especially at the end. On a lighter note, the background music and some of the scenery (especially during a fight where Chung Chu Ping tells Chan to stop fighting) is very lovely. Although I like Chan’s comedic movies better, this movie was thoroughly enjoyed by this Chan fan!

Tigerlily’s Rating: 7/10


By Numskull

Lo Wei takes the standard “You killed my teacher/family member/best friend/boy-toy, now you must die” theme a step further with this one. It was the first oldie I saw starring JC and is still probably my favorite. The deceased master has a widow and daughter who accompany Jackie in his search for the killer. He gets involved with his target’s rival gang, which is run by three brothers who are a little too close if you ask me (I’m convinced they’re up each other when the camera’s not on them). The fighting is spread kinda thin, up until the excellent 15-minute finale, which features an incredibly long armed duel between Jackie (with a crutch) and…another guy (using a pair of tonfa).

Another major highlight is when Jackie re-starts the interrupted brawling by punching the most annoying villain about 50 times in 14 seconds. And, in the nifty ideas department, there’s a master who refuses to let the fact that he only has one leg keep him from joining the festivites. On the down side, none of the humor in this movie is intentional (gotta love that dubbing…”You’re a viscous, stinking BUNCH!!!”). Still, if a group of Iraqi terrorists strap you down and force you to watch a Lo Wei movie of your own choosing, you could very easily do worse than Dragon Fist.

Numskull’s Rating: 7/10

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