Blu-ray and DVD Releases for 9/20/11

The Sword with No Name aka Like Fireworks, Like Butterflies Blu-ray/DVD (Funimation)

Don't tell me this guy rides a horse with no name too

Wondering what’s coming out on blu-ray/DVD this Tuesday that would be of interest to your average fan of Asian and genre cinema? Read on because once again City on Fire has you covered with our handy list:

ASIAN CINEMA

Blades of Blood (DVD) – Lionsgate releases this 2010 Korean historical actioner that is, appropriately enough, “Rated R for bloody violence”

The Sword With No Name (blu-ray/DVD) – Funimation releases this 2009 Korean historical epic on blu-ray and DVD. A lowly servant of the royal court must defend the Queen against Japanese invaders. Expect lots of screaming and sword flailing to ensue

Tajomaru: The Avenging Blade (blu-ray/DVD) – Funimation is also putting out this 2009 Japanese historical action film, based at least somewhat on the bandit Tajomaru from Akira Kurosawa’s “Rashomon”

Accidental Spy (DVD) – this 2001 Jackie Chan action movie has been available on DVD for many years now, but distributor Echo Bridge Home Entertainment is putting out a budget priced reissue that you can procure for only $6.99 on Amazon

CULT

The Riddle of the Sands (DVD) – VCI Entertainment releases this 1978 feature starring Michael York, about a young yachtsman who teams up with a British official to try and stop a German plan to invade Great Britain in 1901

The Black Tent (DVD) – as part of their “The Rank” collection, VCI Entertainment is also releasing this 1956 film, shot on location in Libya, about a young man in 1942 searching for his brother who may or may not be alive after military conflicts in the region

FOREIGN

Bride Flight (blu-ray/DVD) – this 2009 Dutch film set in 1950’s New Zealand has won rave reviews from audiences for its tale of star-crossed love. Rutger Hauer also stars in a supporting role

We Are the Night (DVD) – IFC Midnight presents this 2010 German film about a group of women who are young, beautiful, and undead. Yup, they’re creatures of the night

Le Beau Sarge (blu-ray/DVD) – the Criterion Collection releases this 1958 film, often credited with jumpstarting the French New Wave, directed by Claude Chabrol

Les Cousins (blu-ray/DVD) – another Claude Chabrol film, a French love triangle from 1959, gets the Criterion Collection treatment

MAINSTREAM

Captain America (DVD) – starting on Tuesday, you can  order a manufactured DVD-R from Amazon as part of MGM’s “Manufacturing on Demand” program. Before Chris Evans portrayed the patriotic super soldier onscreen, “Cyborg” director Albert Pyun made this low-budget Captain America movie in 1992 with Matt Salinger, the son of famous author J.D. Salinger

Dumbo (blu-ray) – Disney celebrates the 70th anniversary of their 1941 animated classic “Dumbo” with this high definition release

Casino Royale (blu-ray) – the hi-def release of the 1967 James Bond spoof was once a Best Buy exclusive but will be available on Amazon starting Tuesday

HORROR

The Others (blu-ray) – this popular 2001 ghost story allowed Nicole Kidman to use her sixth sense

Blue Sunshine (DVD) – this 1976 horror film from director Jeff Lieberman, about an experimental drug that leads to a murder spree, is considered a minor classic of 70’s low-budget horror cinema

Vamp (blu-ray/DVD) – this 1986 film stars Grace Jones and Chris Makepeace, and is billed as a “sexy horror comedy” about a fraternity’s run in with a female vampire

Dead Heat (blu-ray/DVD) – this notorious 1988 horror comedy stars Treat Williams and Joe Piscopo as two buddy cops who may just have to become zombies if they want to defeat the undead plaguing their city

Final Exam: Remastered Edition (DVD) – Katarina’s Nightmare Theater rereleases this 1981 slasher film on remastered DVD

Devil Within Her AKA I Don’t Want to be Born (DVD) – a 1976 horror film courtesy of the Katarina’s Nightmare Theater imprint

Haunted (DVD) – this 1977 horror film is presented on DVD by Maria’s “B” Movie Myahem

The Vineyard (DVD) – part of distributor Image Entertainment’s DVD “Midnight Madness Series,” this 1989 horror film stars City on Fire regulars James Hong (“Big Trouble in Little China”) and Michael Wong (“Knockoff”)

Other DVD releases from the Midnight Madness Series this week include: Slugs (1987), The Stuff (1985), Sister, Sister (1988), The Initiation (1984), Dead End Drive-In (1986), Flowers in the Attic (1987), and Mountaintop Motel Massacre (1986)

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City Under Siege Blu-ray & DVD (Funimation)

City Under Siege Blu-ray & DVD (Funimation)

City Under Siege Blu-ray & DVD (Funimation)

RELEASE DATE: December 27, 2011

Funimation continues their string of live action Asian releases with City Under Siege, a sci-fi/martial arts flick directed by Benny Chan (New Police Story) and starring Aaron Kwok, Shu Qi, Collin Chou and Jacky Wu. The plot follows a group of circus performers who go on a rampage after they’re exposed to chemical gas, which has given them superhuman abilities. Check out the trailer.

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Ip Man: Legend is Born Blu-ray & DVD (Funimation)

Ip Man: Legend is Born Blu-ray & DVD (Funimation)

Ip Man: Legend is Born Blu-ray & DVD (Funimation)

RELEASE DATE: December 13, 2011

Ip Man: Legend is Born (aka The Legend is Born – Ip Man) is based on the teenage life of Wing Chun master Ip Man. Even though the film was openly marketed as a prequel (and sometimes as Ip Man 3) to the Donnie Yen/Wilson Yip movies, Ip Man: Legend is Born is not officially attached to those titles. Directed by Herman Yau (Untold Story) and starring Dennis To, Sammo Hung, Yuen Biao, Fan Siu-wong and Ip Chun, real life son of Ip Man.

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Street Battle Los Angeles aka A Better Place DVD (Pathfinder)

Street Battle Los Angeles aka A Better Place DVD (Pathfinder)

Street Battle Los Angeles aka A Better Place DVD (Pathfinder)

RELEASE DATE: November 22, 2011

Japanese gangs, Korean gangs, the Mafia, and every type of criminal imaginable gets involved in what turns into the most massive street fight you’ll ever witnesses; and Kenji (Masashi Odate) is caught right in the middle. Starring Masashi Odate (The Last Samurai) and Hidetoshi Imura (Akira’s Hip Hop Shop). Street Battle Los Angeles is a American/Japanese co-production.

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Saki The Killer aka Saki DVD (Pathfinder)

Saki The Killer DVD (Pathfinder)

Saki The Killer DVD (Pathfinder)

RELEASE DATE: November 22, 2011

When Saki’s grandfather (Hidetoshi Imura) visits Saki (Sachiko Kokubu), he also brings trouble, in the form of an evil Yakuza. Saki uses her artistic demons to fight the gangsters and killers who infiltrate her life, threatening everything in sight. Saki The Killer is a American/Japanese co-production.

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Ninja Assassin (2009) Review

"Ninja Assassin" Korean Theatrical Poster

“Ninja Assassin” Korean Theatrical Poster

Director: James McTeigue
Cast: Rain, Naomie Harris, Ben Miles, Rick Yune, Sho Kosugi, Sung Kang, Randall Duk Kim, Linh Dan Pham, Ill-Young Kim, Yuki Iwamoto, Stephen Marcus
Running Time: 99 min.

By Mighty Peking Man

If any of the following statements apply to you, then chances are, you definitely went through a “ninja phase” in the 1980s:

1. You had a copy of Revenge of the Ninja playing religiously in your VCR.

2. You bought martial arts magazines just for the advertisements that featured ninja weapons.

3. You dressed as a ninja for Halloween (which meant a black T-shirt wrapped around your head… at least for me).

4. You owned blunt ninja stars, hand claws, and ninja shoes that you purchased from your local swap meet.

5. “Only A Ninja Can Destroy A Ninja” was the coolest quote ever.

Remember the magic you felt while watching those Sho Kosugi flicks like Revenge of the Ninja? Or how about Duel to the Death and Five Element Ninjas? Well, if you’re hoping to revisit that same magic with Ninja Assassin, get ready for absolutely NOTHING.

Yes, Ninja Assassin has a fair amount of violence and extreme gore. Yes, it brings ninjas back to the big screen; Yes, the film’s poster is extremely cool; And yes, Sho Kosugi, the ninja actor that every child idolized, has a beefy part – it’s just too bad that all of this adds up to about 2 hours of soulless shit.

Honestly, the film’s slick trailer is as good as it gets. The plot blows… okay, I know, I know, it’s a martial arts movie, right? Well, yeah, but there’s no martial arts that can be deciphered. In fact, why even pay a professional fight choreographer if your camera is zoomed in at 200% against someone’s nutsack? And I’m not even going to mention the nighttime/darkly lit settings. Seriously?

I guess I should be used to a disappointment. I keep on forgetting that most Hollywood action films are catered for average knuckle-heads who saw Transformers 2 on opening day, and watched Avatar six times in the theaters. Give these fools some cgi hira-shuriken, buckets of blood, and multiple beheadings, and they’ll think it’s the best movie ever.

The lead, Rain, a Korean pop singer/actor, physically fits the role and handles the martial arts scenes well (from the 3 seconds that are visible). However, when the guy opens his mouth, he sounds a little too feminine to be the lead in an action movie. He reminds me of one of those Asian guys who does women’s nails for a living. And uh, get a last name, prick.

What a waste of an ultra-cool title for an ultra-lame movie. James McTeigue, Joel Silver, The Wachowskis; go f*ck yourselves!

Mighty Peking Man’s Rating: 2/10 (1 point for Sho Kosugi, 1 point for Naomie Harris)


By American Ninja Man

More ninja and less ass. Thank you.

First of all, Ninja Assassin has but one saving grace, and that is Sho Kosugi; when he appeared on screen, I was excited; too bad he wasn’t the focal point and the far less-interesting Rain was.

The fight sequences are okay, and there is a cool opening; but aside from some adequate action and guys in black jammies kicking the crap out of each other the, film takes far too much time with the ridiculous CIA subplot investigating the ninjas, and that detracts from what enjoyment one can get from such a movie.

Also, did I mention how lame Rain is? Is he trying to pay homage to the pink ninja from Mortal Kombat? If so, he sure did a good job because he was one lame ninja.

Seriously, if this thing floats your boat, rent American Ninja or Revenge of The Ninja again; I mean at least those films actually have a ‘ninja’ presence, plus both are fun in a shits and giggles kind of way.

The fact this doesn’t live up to the Kosugi/Dudikoff standards is surprising, but it goes without saying that this has nothing on Shaw Bros’ (gods of cinema, as far as I’m concerned) Five Element Ninjas – it’s equally gory and it has great fight sequences. This one just has Sho Kosugi and some dipshit named Rain, which is why those ninja flicks I mentioned live on with a cult following, while this one just tries too hard.

Also, for a ninja film this thing takes itself way too seriously and really, nobody wants to see a ninja film that’s trying to be Shakespeare.

American Ninja Man’s Rating: 5/10

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True Legend (2010) Review

"True Legend" American Theatrical Poster

“True Legend” American Theatrical Poster

Director: Yuen Woo Ping
Cast: Vincent Chiu Man Chuk, Zhou Xun, Andy On, Jay Chou Kit Lun, Michelle Yeoh, Leung Kar Yan, Jiang Lu Xia, Gordon Liu, David Carradine, Guo Xiao Dong, Feng Xiaogang, Jacky Heung Cho, Cung Le
Running Time: 116 min.

By HKFanatic

Tell me again why Vincent Zhao never became as big as Jet Li? Despite starring in movies like Tsui Hark’s cult classic “The Blade” and the underrated martial arts flick “Fist Power,” Vincent Zhao’s star never really shined as bright as many of his peers. Yuen Woo-Ping’s latest film, the 2010 mystical kung fu epic “True Legend,” then, is Zhao’s chance to steal the spotlight: the movie is 2 hours of Zhao doing nothing but kicking ass and taking names.

The film actually features several great onscreen martial artists: Andy On (“Bad Blood“), Cung Le (“Bodyguards & Assassins“), Luxia Jiang (“Coweb“), Jay Chou. Well, I thought Jay Chou (Kato in the latest “Green Hornet” film) was just a singer-turned-actor but Yuen Woo-Ping saw fit to cast him as “The God of Wushu” so Ping must know something I don’t. To be fair, this is probably my favorite role of Chou’s.

Since the story is essentially an homage to classic Shaw Brothers movies, we also get a few cameos from old-school greats like Gordon Liu (“36th Chamber of Shaolin“) and Leung Kar Yan (“Five Shaolin Masters“). Rounding out the all-star cast is Michelle Yeoh and David Carradine in walk-on roles. It’s nice to have them in the film but I bet their paychecks were embarrassingly large for what amounts to less than 5 minutes of screentime.

Like any kung fu movie worth its salt, “True Legend” spins a twisted tale of revenge and redemption. Vincent Zhao plays a great military general during the waning years of the Qing Dynasty. He retires to a quiet life of teaching Wushu and lets his brother-in-law (Andy On), who’s always felt he was in Zhao’s shadow, take up position as governor. The years pass and Andy On returns, now infused with the dark power of the Five Venom Fists, his skin turned a ghastly Dracula white as a result. Andy still holds a grudge against Zhao and decides to take what he believes is rightfully his – and a bloody battle ensues. If you’re getting the hunch that Vincent Zhao is going to have to train for years and years to find a way to defeat the Five Venom Fists, then you’ve seen your share of martial arts movies too.

Had Yuen Woo-Ping stuck with this storyline and expanded on it a bit – explained why Andy On’s character became so evil and explored his tragic childhood with Vincent Zhao – I might have even given “True Legend” a solid 10/10. For better or worse, the film pulls an “Ip Man 2” towards the end and tacks on an extended third act in which Chinese martial artists must defend their pride against burly Westerners. It’s the scene where Jet Li fought Nathan Jones in “Fearless,” extrapolated to thirty minutes. The action here is still fun to watch but it’s not like seeing Vincent Zhao fight Andy On in a life or death battle at the one hour mark – two immensely skilled opponents fighting with lethal precision. Their extended fight scene is definitely the highlight of the film and a showcase for Yuen Woo-Ping’s ace choreography. The final 30 minutes don’t quite match that thrill; “True Legend’s” one glaring flaw is that it doesn’t quit when the going’s good.

Regardless, the entire film is full of excellent, wire-assisted martial arts battles. The emphasis here is on R-rated blows to the head and lethal stabbings rather than balletic, dance-like moves. The performances are decent, even if the script tends to rush through anything resembling character development. Actress Zhou Xun is almost unbearably gorgeous as Vincent Zhao’s loyal wife; it’s the kind of role usually reserved for Fan Bingbing but Xun is given much more to do here than just dote on her husband. Computer-generated backgrounds are a frequent eyesore – perhaps Yuen Woo-Ping was going for the whole “300” digital backdrop feel – but they’re easy enough to overlook.

What makes “True Legend” so enjoyable is that doesn’t feel like a 2010 film at all. At its heart, it’s a throwback to the classic Shaw Brothers films, with their tales of deadly techniques and treebark-smashing punches, and a celebration of Yuen Woo-Ping’s fight choreography. If you can tolerate some less than stellar special effects and a disjointed third act, “True Legend” is a damn good time at the movies. With any luck, it will lead to more high profile projects for underdog Vincent Zhao. This is a martial arts flick for people who love martial arts flicks.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 8.5/10

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Branded to Kill Blu-ray & DVD (Criterion)

Branded to Kill Blu-ray & DVD (Criterion)

Branded to Kill Blu-ray & DVD (Criterion)

RELEASE DATE: December 13, 2011

When Japanese New Wave bad boy Seijun Suzuki delivered this brutal, hilarious, and visually inspired masterpiece to the executives at his studio, he was promptly fired.

Branded to Kill tells the ecstatically bent story of a yakuza assassin (chipmunk-cheeked superstar Joe Shishido) with a fetish for sniffing boiled rice who botches a job and ends up a target himself.

This is Suzuki at his most extreme—the flabbergasting pinnacle of his sixties pop-art aesthetic. Black and white Japanese cinema has never been this colorful!

Check out the trailer.

– New high-definition digital restoration, with uncompressed monaural soundtrack on the Blu-ray edition
– Video piece featuring new interviews with director Seijun Suzuki and assistant director Masami Kuzuu
– Interview with Suzuki from 1997
– New interview with actor Joe Shishido
– Original theatrical trailer
– New and improved English subtitle translation
– PLUS: A booklet featuring an essay by critic and historian Tony Rayns, author of Branded to Thrill: The Delirious Cinema of Suzuki Seijun, and a state­ment by the film’s art director, Sukezo Kawahara

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Tokyo Drifter Blu-ray & DVD (Criterion)

Tokyo Drifter Blu-ray & DVD (Criterion)

Tokyo Drifter Blu-ray & DVD (Criterion)

RELEASE DATE: December 13, 2011

In this jazzy gangster film, reformed killer Phoenix Tetsu’s attempt to go straight is squashed when his former cohorts call him back to Tokyo to help battle a rival gang.

This onslaught of stylized violence and trippy colors got director Seijun Suzuki in trouble with Nikkatsu studio heads, who were put off by his anything-goes, in-your-face aesthetic, equal parts Russ Meyer, Samuel Fuller, and Nagisa Oshima.

Tokyo Drifter is a delirious highlight of the brilliantly excessive Japanese cinema of the sixties. Check out the trailer.

– New high-definition digital restoration, with uncompressed monaural soundtrack on the Blu-ray edition
– Video piece featuring new interviews with director Seijun Suzuki and assistant director Masami Kuzuu
– Interview with Suzuki from 1997
– Original theatrical trailer
– New and improved English subtitle translation
– PLUS: A booklet featuring an essay by film critic Howard Hampton

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Night Train Murders Blu-ray (Blue Underground)

Night Train Murders aka Second House on the Left Blu-ray (Blue Underground)

Night Train Murders aka Second House on the Left Blu-ray (Blue Underground)

RELEASE DATE: January 31, 2012

It was released as Second House on the Left, New House on the Left and Torture Train. The ads screamed, “Most movies last less than two hours! This is one of everlasting torment! It remains one of the most graphically fiendish films in exploitation history, the story of two teenage girls traveling through Europe, forced into a nightmare of sexual assault and sadistic violence. Irene Miracle (Midnight Express), Flavio Bucci (Suspira), Macha Meril (Deep Red),and Marina Berti (What Have They Done To Our Daughters’s) star in this depraved shocker directed by Aldo Lado (Who Saw Her Die?) and featuring a haunting score by Ennio Morricone. Check out the trailer.

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13 aka 13 Tzameti Remake, Russian Roulette, Blu-ray/DVD (Anchor Bay)

13 aka 13 Tzameti Remake, Russian Roulette, Blu-ray/DVD (Anchor Bay)

13 aka 13 Tzameti Remake, Russian Roulette, Blu-ray/DVD (Anchor Bay)

RELEASE DATE: November 8, 2011

13 is a remake of the 2005 French film 13 Tzameti. It’s directed and written by Géla Babluani, who directed and wrote the original film. A naive young man assumes a dead man’s identity and finds himself embroiled in an underground world of power, violence, and chance where men gamble behind closed doors on the lives of other men. Starring Jason Statham (“Blitz“), Alexander Skarsgard (“Straw Dogs”), 50 Cent (“Righteous Kill”) and Mickey Rourke (“The Expendables“). Check out the trailer here.

Update: TheMovieBox.net has a working trailer and also notes the film’s getting a limited theatrical release date this October 28.

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Hong Kong Godfather (1985) Review

"Hong Kong Godfather" International DVD Cover

“Hong Kong Godfather” International DVD Cover

AKA: Hong Kong Godfathers
Director: Wang Lung Wei
Cast: Leung Kar Yan, Norman Chu Siu Keung, Pomson Shi, Richard Cheung Kuen, Shum Wai, Chui Suk Woon, Kong Lung, Paulo Tocha, Shih Kien, Huang Pa-Ching
Running Time: 94 min.

By HKFanatic

Arriving in 1985, “Hong Kong Godfather” is one of the later era Shaw Brothers flick and it’s not necessarily one of their best either. However, this tale of Triad brothers has a certain sleazy energy to it, with way more sex and violence than one is accustomed to in a Shaw Brothers film, that makes it a compelling watch. Everything builds to the heroic bloodshed ending where our three heroes take on about fifty guys with nothing but meat cleavers. This lengthy action sequence occurs in a closed office complex – security guards fall over railings and hit the ground several stories down, blood paints the walls of stairwells, and office furniture is crushed as though it were made out of paper. It’s outstanding.

This epic finale came out just a year before “A Better Tomorrow“; while it lacks the poetry-in-motion style of John Woo, you’ve got to give the Shaw Brothers credit for getting there first. They were trying to innovate and stay relevant circa ’85 but they simply couldn’t compete with Golden Harvest boys like Jackie Chan and Sammo Hung or the approaching onslaught of Tsui Hark’s Film Workshop productions.

“Hong Kong Godfather” is your typical Triad revenge movie, except it had the disadvantage of being made before filmmakers like John Woo invented the iconography of the genre. Thus, the characters don’t actually use guns that often, instead they stick to knives or machetes, and many scenes are taken up by lengthy dinners or social events. In true Coppola “The Godfather” fashion, the main protagonists are introduced via an extended birthday party scene. The rest of the movie gives way to corny melodrama, betrayal that you can see coming from a mile away, and oaths of vengeance. Surprisingly, it still holds up fairly well – probably because when the action does come, it arrives fast and furious, courtesy of director Lung Wei Wang.

Shek Kin stars as the big Triad boss; in contrast with his role in “Enter the Dragon,” Shek plays about the most kind and gentle Triad boss you could imagine. In a cute homage to Bruce Lee, his young grandson swipes his nose and performs a few kung-fu kicks on the patio. “Where’d you learn those moves?” Shek asks, a bit bewildered.

Shek Kin’s right hand man is played by Norman Chu, who is saddled with one of the worst haircuts in 80’s cinema history. He’s got this little spit-curl perm that looks like something John Oates would have worn during the Me Decade, with a gross little rat tail at the end that Chu runs his comb through. Norman is a good actor but it’s hard to take him seriously for most of the movie.

Faring much better is Sammo Hung’s buddy, Ka-Yan Leung AKA “Beardy.” He doesn’t get to show off his martial arts skill as much as he does in his Golden Harvest films, but he’s still a bad-ass in “Hong Kong Godfather.” Retired from the Triad business ever since his wife died, he now lives in the country with two cute dogs until circumstances intervene and he’s pulled back in to the underworld. Shum Wai plays the pot-bellied traitor who is obviously evil from his introductory scene where he arches his eyebrow like a Bond villain.

Watching this film, I got the impression that the Shaw Brothers were trying desperately to score a hit so they over-loaded the movie with more nudity and violence than in any of their previous films, almost putting “Hong Kong Godfather” in exploitation territory. The story is alright, if predictable, but the ending is what really puts a ribbon on things. It’s brutal, bloody, well-choreographed – just a satisfying conclusion in the grand tradition of Hong Kong tragic hero finales. If you’re a big fan of heroic bloodshed or simply curious about seeing a Shaw Brothers film set during modern times, “Hong Kong Godfather” is worth a look. You just might want to take a shower afterwards to wash off the grime.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 7/10


By JJ Hatfield

Hong Kong, 1985. One man rules over the Triad world – Godfather Szetu Han. Now a violent new gang wants to get their share by any means they can and that includes taking over Han’s influence. Han decides to offer up a business deal. That’s how things are done. Unfortunately the new guys in town are not interested in getting a share they want it all!

This film is almost textbook triad/brothers/revenge courtesy of the Shaw Brothers. There are the fairly typical roles and plot that don’t need much exposition as the acts speak louder than words. Johnny Wang Lung-Wei directed, wrote and choreographed this second film for the Shaw studio. He also makes a brief appearance in the movie. All of the Triad elements are in good supply. Basic structure of story, not much plot, a traitor, bad asses and badder bad asses, loyalty, brotherhood and blood.

Despite this being an older film the story still holds up to current times. Unfortunately it has been overlooked by many people who would probably find it a very entertaining Triad piece. The film was not given much of a promotion budget and it wasn’t up to the style of some of the slick newer Triad films. Too bad – because this is a f**king fantastic flick!

Han (Sek Kin) is probably the nicest Godfather you will ever see on screen. His word is always a guarantee. He’s honest and doesn’t really like to order any sort of violence. But a Godfather has got to do what a Godfather has to do and he does have people who probably aren’t considered nice on those occasions. Drugs are one thing he is not interested in profiting from and he cares about those in the “family”. He considers three men as “sons”. Playboy Lung (Norman Chu), Sergeant Wen (Richard Kuen) and Mad – Dog Wei (Leung Kar-Yan). Han is such a good guy and family man he allows Mad-Dog to “leave the business” to care for his daughter after her mother dies. Everyone loves and respects the Godfather. With the exception of Lan, the scuzzbag leader of the gang that wants Han to give up territory or get out of their way.

Lan is too inept and too lazy to work his way up in the syndicate, he prefers brute force. Han refuses his demands and suddenly there are attacks, ambushes and Lan is behind it. Han’s three “sons” race to his side just like the old days!

The movie starts with action, the hook to catch your interest. Then the viewer is given the back story on the main characters. During this time do not expect machete mania. It would have been better perhaps to have a couple of tight fights during this time or maybe it is there to give you a chance to prepare for the all out slashing and slaughter to come. If the viewer is tempted to just FF through the non – action – don’t do it. You will lose a lot of the importance of the characters. The patient viewer will be well rewarded.

Between blood baths the viewer will recognize and enjoy the 80‘s thing happening. Funky style clothes – check. Bad hair – check. Shades – check. Cheesy music – check. “Brothers” humor – check. Machete hits that should cut off limbs, at least on the first blow but don’t – check. Triads – check. Revenge – check.

It really is not paced as well as it could be but you need something besides bloody fights! Not to worry action seekers the last twenty or so minutes is nothing but serious ass kicking and lots and lots of machetes and big knives being used by everyone. This isn’t a guns flick, these guys are the originals and that means machetes! Brutal, bloody and barbaric and it just keeps getting more intense. More people, more machetes, more bodies, more blood spilled and splattered in the name of revenge! Everyone is fair game if they are the new guys who caused so much bloodshed. Gangsters, other gangsters,some good guys, bad guys and even bystanders and the cops are taken down in fever pitch revenge.

Don’t look for any really artistic martial arts or “pretty” fighting. This is balls to the wall, take no prisoners, hard hitting, blood spurting, down and dirty fighting on a level rarely seen. Each fight is more bloody and full of gore than the last. There are some fight scenes that could more accurately be called stunts. Everyone who enjoys Hong Kong type action and Triad stories should have this movie in their collection!

JJ Hatfield’s Rating: 8/10

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The Six Million Dollar Man 6-DVD Set: Season 1 (Universal)

The Six Million Dollar Man: Season 1 DVD (Universal)

The Six Million Dollar Man: Season 1 DVD (Universal)

RELEASE DATE: November 29, 2011

After an astronaut is practically left in pieces when his aircraft crashes, a secret organization rebuilds him and now he’s a bionic badass with unbelievable powers! This classic TV series has one of the coolest credit/pre-credit sequences ever. It also has a cool character with a cool name (Steve Austin), played by a cool actor with an even cooler name (Lee Majors). Formerly only available as a $300+ complete set. Check out the intro here.

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Akira Kurosawa’s Dreams: Archive Collection DVD (Warner)

Akira Kurosawa's Dreams: Archive Collection DVD (Warner)

Akira Kurosawa's Dreams: Archive Collection DVD (Warner)

RELEASE DATE: October 18, 2011

Academy Award-winning director Akira Kurosawa (“The Seven Samurai,” “Ran”), whose cinematic genius has inspired such classic films as “Star Wars” and “The Magnificent Seven,” presents his 28th, and most personal, film. Visually splendid, Kurosawa’s film consists of eight powerful vignettes, one of which features acclaimed director Martin Scorsese as painter Vincent Van Gogh. “Breathtaking… dazzling,” says The New York Times.

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Stoner | aka The Shrine of the Ultimate Bliss (1974) Review

"Stoner" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“Stoner” Chinese Theatrical Poster

AKA: A Man Called Stoner
Director: Huang Feng
Cast: George Lazenby, Angela Mao Ying, Betty Ting Pei, Sammo Hung, Joji Takagi, Wilson Tong, Yeung Wai, Nick Lam Wai Kei, Suen Lam, Wang In Sik
Running Time: 107 min.

By Jeff Bona

When a tough Australian cop named Stoner (George Lazenby) discovers that his sister has overdosed on a deadly new drug called “The Happy Pill” (an aphrodisiac/hallucenogen mixture), he travels to Hong Kong to track down its creators. Along the way, he meets up with a beautiful secret agent (Angela Mao) who’s on her own mission to investigate the same drug ring.

The two learn that the force behind the “The Happy Pill” is a SPECTRE-like organization that has enough power to distribute the drug all over the world. Now, it’s up to them to keep that from ever happening!

Rumor has it that Stoner (aka The Shrine of the Ultimate Bliss) was intended to be Bruce Lee’s next movie after Game of Death. The plan was to team Bruce with an all-star international cast including: one-time James Bond Australian actor George Lazenby (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service); Japanese action star Sonny Chiba (The Street Fighter); and well-known Shaw Brothers actress, Betty Ting Pei (The Fourteen Amazons). The film even had a working tagline ready: It’s Lee, It’s Lazenby, It’s Bruce vs. Bond. The film was on its way to be the most expensive Hong Kong/U.S. co-production ever made.

Unfortunately, after Bruce’s sudden death, all the big plans for Stoner were changed and Golden Harvest cut the film’s budget to shreds. What was leftover of the project went to director Huang Feng (When Taekwondo Strikes). George Lazenby and Betty Ting Pei were the only original members who were locked in. Angela Mao Ying (Invincible Eight) filled in for Bruce. Either Japanese actor Joji Takagi (Zatoichi in Desperation) or Korean hapkido master Hwang In-Shik (The Devil’s Treasure) most likely replaced Sonny Chiba. The rest is history…

Not sure how Stoner would have turned out if Bruce had lived to make it, but I’m pretty sure it would have been filmed with a more mainstream approach. As it stands, Stoner is as 1970’s exploitation as you can get: Orgies, nudity, drug use, pornstaches, sexual innuendos, funky music, psychedelic set design, white people who look like members of the Manson family (including Golden Harvest’ own Andre Morgan) and of course, a double dose of bell-bottom fury.

Say what you want about George Lazenby’s decision to give up his Bond career, but don’t underestimate how much of a badass he is. This guy can fight. I swear, the way Lazenby brawls on camera is far more intense and entertaining than what most kung fu films – especially of time – had to offer. It’s no wonder why Bruce Lee handpicked him to appear in Game of Death.

I haven’t seen a whole lot of Angela Mao’s films, but her appearance in Stoner marks the first time I realized how cute she is. Even though Lazenby has his share of heavy ass-kicking, it’s Angela who gets the main event with Hwang In-Shik. Angela’s brutal fight with Hwang ends with a series of flame-broiled explosions. At one point, you can clearly see her clothes on fire, which she puts out with her bare hands.

Sammo Hung fans will be pleased. He gets a lot of quality screen time. Not only does he play one of the main henchmen, but he also serves as film’s action choreographer. Also present is Wilson Tong and many other familiar faces in the Golden Harvest circuit: Feng Yi (Fist of Fury), Suen Lam (The New Fist of Fury) and Han Ying Chieh (The Big Boss).

Betty Ting Pei also stars as a seductive villainess. It’s hard to watch her and not think of what she’s mostly known for: the woman who last saw Bruce Lee alive – in her own bedroom of all places! It doesn’t help that there’s a scene where she lets an injured Lazenby rest on her bed as she “comforts” him. Somehow, I doubt this scene was a coincidence. The visuals – apartment, bedroom, a half dead man laying on a bed, etc. – can almost qualify as a reenactment of Bruce’s final hours. Stoner was made only months after Bruce’s demise, so the filmmakers were walking on “too soon” territory with this one.

Stoner is a film few people will love: James Bond/Lazenby admirers will be interested, but they’ll be disappointed when they find out their hero isn’t all clean cut and suave; kung fu film fans would rather see their usual Chinese lead, not some funny-looking white guy with a big ass mustache; people who love Angela Mao will get what they want, but they’ll only want more.

As for me? I loved every sleazy minute of it. It’s a one-of-a-kind oddity that I can’t recommend enough.

Jeff Bona‘s Rating: 8/10

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