Reservoir Dogs (1992) Review

"Reservoir Dogs" Japanese DVD Cover

“Reservoir Dogs” Japanese DVD Cover

Director: Quentin Tarantino
Writer: Quentin Tarantino
Producer: Lawrence Bender
Cast: Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, Chris Penn, Steve Buscemi, Lawrence Tierney, Michael Madsen, Quentin Tarantino, Randy Brooks, Kirk Baltz, Lawrence Bender, Steven Wright
Running Time: 99 min.

By Ningen

While it’s not a legal or officially acknowledged remake of City on Fire, Reservoir Dogs has (unfairly) achieved so much attention, that it’d be impossible to ignore reviewing it. A number of people have cited me as biased towards Quentin Tarantino, because I single him out as a plagiaristic hack when theft is the norm in Hollywood. But unlike Michael Bay and the Island/Clonus debacle, Quentin has been hailed as an “independent” director, which would suggest a unique vision different from the mainstream movie machine. Yet I don’t really get how ripping off an ear is “edgier” than a decapitation in a slasher film. (Plus I don’t get the double standard for why a Texas Chainsaw Massacre which has essentially the same content is more likely to get panned by certain critics.) And cop movies like Lethal Weapon feature robberies all the time. But despite suggesting “perspective” by shifting to the criminals’ point of view, you don’t really get to know anything about the motives or desires of the characters. They just wax poetic about the meaning of Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” and the code names they’ve been assigned. Like the director, their lives are meaningless.

My other gripe is the lack of realism in the crimes. Let’s start at the top. You’ve got a mafia don who asks his flunkies to rob a diamond store. Now assuming that it actually went smoothly, where would you sell the loot, and keep the cops and feds from tracking you down? That’s why most criminal organizations engage in money laundering, not stick-ups. (In fact, A Better Tomorrow is the superior gangster film precisely because you see the inner workings of the triad organization.) But to add to the stupidity of the script, the thugs don’t wear masks, gloves, or even bullet proof vests. They just burst in with guns blazing and stumble out as if they’re desperately competing for the Darwin Awards. (Even Quentin’s ex-buddy, Roger Avary, had the decency to explain the set-up for the heist featured in Killing Zoe.) But no, it’s “cooler” to just stage a shoot-out in which the undercover cop gets shot up. Not that it matters that undercovers are usually assigned to gather evidence for drug busts, prostitution rings, and illegal weapons smuggling(as seen in another superior film, Hardboiled). Quentin logic assumes that a police force would waste its resources trying to bust up a penny ante robbery from the inside, when it’d just would result in a bunch of (literally) dead leads. It also assumes that gangsters holed up in a werehouse would avoid taking hostages, and just torture them while leaving their backs open to cops.

The violence itself is dumbed down with scattered camera shots, while its impact is diluted by a pointless dance number with generic 70’s music which adds nothing to the tension. (A sign of things to come in Kill Bill.) Sure, the narc is a sight to see when he’s a bloody mess, but you don’t even know where he’s been shot, so it’s hard to sympathize with him. So in conclusion, Rerservoir Dogs doesn’t really deliver when it comes to shock value, characterization, or the script.

Ningen’s Rating: 4/10

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Police Woman | aka Young Tiger (1973) Review

"Police Woman" Thai Theatrical Poster

“Police Woman” Thai Theatrical Poster

AKA: Rumble in Hong Kong
Director: Zhu Mu
Cast: Yuen Qiu, Charlie Ching, Jackie Chan, Chiang Nan, Hu Chin, Betty Pei Dee, John Cheung Ng Long, Feng Yi, Lee Man Tai, Helena Law Lan
Running Time: 90 min

By Alvin George

I bought this movie for three bucks from Circuit City, hoping it would be better than the other ’70s Jackie Chan movies I’ve seen due to its modern (1970s) setting. Boy, did I think wrong. This movie is a piece of crap!

Jackie plays a bad guy with a big mole on one side of his face. A cabbie and a policewoman are out to get him. The dubbing is sh*t, the dialogue is lame, and the fight scenes are mediocre at best. Even the ’70s-style music score isn’t that good.

It is allegedly the first movie where Jackie Chan performs his first real stunt, where he leaps onto a taxicab going about ten miles an hour. At least the cab moves faster after that, but a somewhat similar scene in the American action movie Action Jackson, where Carl Weathers leaps onto a cab going FORTY miles an hour after outrunning kicks a lot more ass.

I ended up returning the stupid tape to Circuit City, claiming it was a defective product. (It didn’t track well on my VCR anyhow, probably because it was an EP dub.)

Alvin George’s Rating: 1/10 (I would’ve given it 0 if it weren’t for that one stunt and for the modern setting)


By Numskull

Compared to other “Jackie is my co-pilot” flicks like Eagle Shadow Fist, Fantasy Mission Farce and Killer Meteors, this is a masterpiece, but viewed in light of Jackie’s entire body of work, it’s still a travesty…

10 reasons why this film sucks:

1. Main hero advocates censorship.
2. Empty, sealed cardboard boxes.
3. Smack-in-a-can.
4. Audio quality comparable to that of two skeletons copulating on a tin roof.
5. Bell-bottoms.
6. Fight scenes with three sound effects.
7. The main villain’s teeth.
8. The word “daren’t”. Obviously a contraction for “dare not”, but it ain’t in MY dictionary.
9. Heroin withdrawal somehow inducing blue skin.
10. Why do so many JC video boxes insist that the movie is “Approx. 90 Minutes”?!?

Numskull’s Rating: 3/10

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The Coast Guard Blu-ray & DVD (Palisades Tartan)

The Coast Guard Blu-ray & DVD (Palisades Tartan)

The Coast Guard Blu-ray & DVD (Palisades Tartan)

RELEASE DATE: January 17, 2012

First time on Blu-ray! From acclaimed director Kim Ki-Duk (The Isle), The Coast Guard won the Fipresci Prize for its strong and innovative depiction of the illusion of power which destroys humanity on both sides of the fence. Starring Jang Dong-kun (Warrior’s Way) and Park Ji-ah (3-Iron). Check out the trailer.

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Stool Pigeon, The | aka Informer (2010) Review

"The Stool Pigeon" American DVD Cover

“The Stool Pigeon” American DVD Cover

Director: Dante Lam Chiu Yin
Writer: Jack Ng Wai Lun
Cast: Nick Cheung, Nicholas Tse, Chin Kar Lok, Miao Pu, Liu Kai Chi, Lu Yi, Sherman Chung Shu Man, Gwei Lun-Mei, Deep Ng Ho Hong, Derek Kwok Jing Hung
Running Time: 113 min.

By HKFanatic

For the creative team behind “The Stool Pigeon,” making this film must have been a no-brainer. Director Dante Lam previously collaborated with actors Nick Cheung and Nicolas Tse to great success with 2008’s “Beast Stalker.” That film earned Nick Cheung a Hong Kong Film Critics Society Award and a Hong Kong Film Award for Best Actor, and the screenplay and editing nabbed similar nominations. Their 2010 follow-up “The Stool Pigeon” carries the feeling of a well-earned victory lap: it’s an entertaining if unremarkable Hong Kong thriller.

Dante Lam has had an interesting career trajectory. During the early 00’s he seemed to be mired in comedy and action fluff, co-directing movies like “The Twins Effect” and “Love on the Rocks.” Ambition must have bit Lam in the ass since as of late he’s attempted to become something like the Hong Kong analog to Paul Greengrass (“The Bourne Supremacy”) or Michael Mann. Lam specializes in crime films that provide an in-depth look at their gritty characters. He delivers action scenes with a street-level, handheld-camera style. Although Dante Lam hasn’t achieved the level of Michael Mann when it comes to intense character studies and kinetic violence, one senses that he does have at least one truly great movie in him, waiting to come out.

Lam has stated he was conscious of trying not to repeat “Beast Stalker’s” formula with this film, however successful it was. “The Stool Pigeon” is almost the flipside of the popular “Infernal Affairs” series: instead of following a cop who’s undercover with the Triads, we see what it’s like for criminals who decide to become informants for the police. Nick Cheung plays the main character, a Hong Kong supercop who is haunted by the mistakes of his past. His latest informant is a street racer named Ghost Jr., played by Nicolas Tse. Together they’re working to bring down a ruthless criminal named Barbarian before he pulls of his latest jewelry store heist. In the meantime, Nicolas falls for Barbarian’s girl (Kwai Lun-mei) and Cheung worries that another informant is about to die on his watch.

Nick Cheung brings a heightened level of authenticity to his role, seeing as how he was an actual member of the Royal Hong Kong Police officer for five years; and the RHKP’s most beloved actor, Danny Lee, was the one who helped Cheung get his start in films. Nicolas Tse delivers a dependable performance, even if the script calls for him to smoke more than act. The real revelation here is Taiwanese actress Kwai Lun-mei. I was shocked to read online that Lun-mei has a ‘good girl’ image in the press because in “The Stool Pigeon” she comes across as a smolderingly sexy and dangerous criminal who isn’t afraid to open fire at a moment’s notice. It’s a shame that the screenplay gives her character so little backstory or motivation; Kwai Lun-mei appears to have created this interesting but troubled woman out of thin air.

Viewers who are searching for the next great action movie out of Hong Kong may find themselves slightly disappointed by “The Stool Pigeon.” The film is nearly two hours long but the script favors melodrama over action. Towards the end of the movie, a subplot involving Nick Cheung and his ex-wife takes center stage and injects the film with an almost overbearing amount of emoting. The unpredictable plot twists that follow during the final thirty minutes attempt to recall the bygone era of early 90’s Hong Kong crime films, but what’s missing is an innovative or tensely-staged shootout. The story’s denouement is an exercise in brutal stabbings and bludgeoning that goes for a primal rather than choreographed feel.

“The Stool Pigeon” has a slick look with an earthy color palette that recalls Christopher Nolan’s two Batman films. Hong Kong media outlets reported that Nick Cheung was unhappy with the amount of screentime he received in the film but Cheung later said his words were taken out of context. The film does struggle to focus on two protagonists at once, with Cheung and Nicolas Tse disappearing for periods of time, but I imagine that fans of either actor will go home happy. I personally would have enjoyed “The Stool Pigeon” more if the action quotient was a little higher but, regardless, “The Stool Pigeon” is a gutsy thriller from a region that could use more gutsy thrillers from filmmakers that aren’t Johnnie To.

 

HKFanatic’s Rating: 7/10

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Collin Chou and Andy On have the makings of a ‘Five Star General’

It's a rumble 'n the jungle with Collin Chou

Currently filming in Thailand is “Wu Xing Shang Jiang,” loosely translated into English as “Five Star General.” This film is a co-production between Thailand and China, and features several big names from Hong Kong. What little is known about the plot involves some female mercenaries active in the jungle, with the producers drawing influence from movies like “Tomb Raider” and “Avatar.” Not surprisingly, the film will be released in 3D when it hits Asian theaters next year. Fans of Hong Kong cinema shouldn’t be too concerned: from the looks of photographs released, “Five Star General” will have plenty of bloody HK-style action. “Avatar” will be the last thing on viewer’s minds!

The film stars Andy On (“True Legend”), Collin Chou (the villain from “Flashpoint”), Shi Yanneng (the actor from “Shaolin” formerly known as Xing Yu), and Ryu Kohata (the villain from “Legend of Chen Zhen: The Return of the Fist”). With guys like these hanging around the Thai jungle, there is sure to be plenty of bloodshed and fisticuffs! Also look for Hong Kong mainstays Simon Yam and Roy Cheung. Director Fu Hua Yang’s biggest film is 2008’s “Kung Fu Hip-Hop” but the action in “Five Star General” is being choreographed by Ma Yuk Sing, who was action director on Benny Chan’s “Big Bullet” and the Jet Li movie “Dr. Wai in the Scripture With No Words,” just to name a few. City on Fire will let you know when a poster or trailer is made available. (Thanks to AlbertV for the heads up!)

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The Devil’s Double Blu-ray & DVD (Lionsgate)

The Devil's Double Blu-ray & DVD (Lionsgate)

The Devil's Double Blu-ray & DVD (Lionsgate)

RELEASE DATE: November 22, 2011

Lee Tamahori (Die Another Day) directs a chilling tale through the eyes of the man who was forced to become the double of Hussein’s sadistic son. Starring Dominic Cooper, Ludivine Sagnier, Raad Rawi and Philip Quast. “Part Scarface, part Goodfellas. A cinematic tour de force.” – Shawn Edwards, Fox-TV

Check out the trailer.

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Thundering Mantis | aka Mantis Fist Fighter (1980) Review

"Thundering Mantis" Theatrical Poster

“Thundering Mantis” Theatrical Poster

AKA: Mantis Fist Fighter
Director: Yip Wing Cho
Cast: Leung Kar Yan, Eddie Ko Hung, Wong Yat Lung, Chin Yuet Sang, Lee Kwan, Fang Mien, Ma Chin Ku, Suen Lam, Shih Ting Ken, Au Lap Bo
Running Time: 90 min.

By Joseph Kuby

Cannibalistic Cult Classic!

Thundering Mantis (a.k.a. ‘The Mantis Fist Fighter’ or ‘Crazy Mantis’) is a film that has garnered quite a notorious reputation over the years for introducing audiences everywhere to cannibal Kung Fu. Back in the ’70s, the film was hugely popular when shown in the Times Square theater. It was additionally shown in various other cinemas in New York to vivid fanfare.

The story is quite generic with it possessing a formulaic series of plot points that almost form an A-Z narrative prototype. An innocently simple-minded yet easily provoked youngster comes across thugs (A), gets lucky when dealing with the nobodies but gets his ass handed over to him by the head honcho (B), finds master (C), begs master for tuition (D), trains with master (E), a bond develops (F), villain kills master (G) and student takes revenge (H).

Though there are some things which rise this film above average. The story was fairly routine but not completely by-the-numbers. There’s a scene where Leung’s character Ah Chi gets set up in a scenario where the odds are stacked against him to the point that we expect him to take a fall but astonishingly he survives unscathed and as the clear victor no less.

The person who wrote the script was Cheung Yan See. He had been the director for classic flicks such as Shaolin Ex Monk, Struggle Through Death, Incredible Kung Fu Mission and Northern Kicks, Southern Fists. As a screenwriter he was considerably accomplished. He had written the scripts for Traitorous (which featured Sammo), Shaolin Ex Monk, Tattoo Connection, Sleeping Fist, Dance of Death (which Jackie choreographed melees for), 18 Bronzemen, Shaolin vs. Lama, Incredible Kung Fu Mission, Eagle’s Claw, Story of the Dragon (with Bruce Li), as well as The Hot, the Cool and the Vicious.

He penned Bruce Li’s smash hit Exit the Dragon, Enter the Tiger and Return of the Tiger (a.k.a. Silent Killer from Eternity) too. Even Jackie’s Snake and Crane Arts of Shaolin had its story written by Cheung. Chen Kuan Tai’s ninja movie A Life of Ninja had its scribe in the form of Cheung too. Ditto with Challenge of the Lady Ninja (the female version of Five Element Ninjas).

There were some ingenious funny gags and the narrative had a good message to make about the importance of modesty and temperance.

Now, granted, The Prodigal Son is arguably the finest Kung Fu film to convey the meaning of restraint and Fist of Fury is probably the most definitive for conveying the second importance. But for a film which is both a Kung Fu comedy and a revenge bloodbath, it succeeds in mixing these elements together in a cohesive whole no matter if they were defined better separately in other movies.

The Kung Fu action was choreographed by Robert Tai Yee Tin. Robert Tai is one of the most influential and underrated Kung Fu directors. Rob’s influence was such that some of the Shaw productions actually came to a standstill when he stormed off set after an argument with Chang Cheh. Another engrossing piece of trivia is that when shooting the fight scenes for these films, Robert would actually give the actors more moves than he intended to shoot; this was to avoid the performers slowing down, due to tiredness, towards the end of each take.

His directorial debut Shaolin vs. Ninja is notable for its innovative use of wirework which was to become a recurring feature of his films and was undoubtedly an influence on fellow film maker Tony Ching Siu Tung. Tony’s brother, Cheng Siu Lung, used to work as a sound effects editor for Robert Tai giving Tony access to the rushes for Robert’s films.

He attended the Fu Shing Opera school in Taipei, Taiwan where his fellow classmates were Angela Mao, Judy Lee, Lee Yi Min, James Tien, Chang Yi and Chiang Sheng. However, the school wasn’t as strict as Jackie Chan’s since Rob was able to skip class to earn extra class by working on film sets.

Rob was responsible for bringing us the martial mayhem in such Shaw B’ classics like Chinatown Kid, The Brave Archer, Kid With The Golden Arm, Five Deadly Venoms, Crippled Avengers, Invincible Shaolin, Shaolin Rescuers, Naval Commandos, Ten Tigers of Kwantung, Heaven & Hell and Shaolin Daredevils.

Outside of the Shaw compound, he had been the fight arranger for classics like Ninja: The Final Duel, Incredible Kung Fu Mission and A Fist Full of Talons.

As expected from a person of such caliber, the action in Thundering Mantis is way above average for the most part. Any shortcomings that can be perceived in the film’s other departments is gleefully compensated with the moves on display here.

The best action scenes in the film are the ambush in the boss’ lair, the ambush at the fish-seller’s house and the final showdown which contains a blistering performance from Leung Kar Yan – making this a sensationally above-average film out of somewhat standard material.

As one may tell from the review I gave for My Life’s on the Life, the performance he gives stupendously comes out of nowhere but is never nonsensical or incoherent due to the events which make him achieve this mental metamorphosis. It’s ironic because when I first read about Thundering Mantis*, a film critic said something to the effect which gave the impression that Leung Kar Yan actually turned into a mantis. I suppose he let the connotation get to his head and worded it in such a way that any viewer who hadn’t seen the film would have taken that comment too literally.

But anyway, when LKY snaps, it sure is quite a sight (and sound) to see (and hear)! The only thing that ruins it is when the main theme tune plays (which undermines the seriousness of what is essentially a cathartic carnage) and, inclusively, when broad humor briefly seeps in (when Ah Chi head butts the stomach of a fat henchman and contorting funny faces due to his head not being powerful enough to churn his opponent’s stomach).

Another thing that slightly ruined it for me is when Leung was doubled for one shot which involved lots of acrobatics. I’m not completely against stunt doubling but the doubling was very obvious as the double was a guy with an afro and slightly different girth. It makes Cynthia Rothrock’s doubling (courtesy of Meng Hoi) in Righting Wrongs seem subtle in comparison).

Though thankfully the music, stunt-doubling and humor is kept to a minimum and only dark humor comes into fruition such as when Ah Chi scares off multiple attackers as he is inflicting considerable pain on a hapless and hopeless lackey. A worthy mention of the black humor on display is when the main villain gets his comeuppance…and, BOY, what comeuppance!

Which also brings us to what may have been if we had Chang Cheh as the director…

If Chang was the director for this, the humor (if any) would be extremely dark (darker than any kind of horror flick made by George Romero, Sam Raimi, Wes Craven, you name it). The violence would have been extremely grotesque, putting films like Crippled Avengers to shame and making something like Five Element Ninjas appear to be PG-13 in comparison. Even the somewhat grim Masked Avengers would have paled in comparison.

To put it simply, the finale alone would have been his most violent work and the sequence alone (had he directed it of course) would have been more violent than all of his films combined.

Now, the finale for THIS take on a ‘revenge tale gone loony’ is still quite macabre. I won’t spoil it but let’s just say that it makes other vengeance-fueled fights look civil. If you saw Jackie’s ‘Bruce Lee moment’ in Dragon Fist and thought “WHOA, look at how savage Chan was when he punched that guy a dozens of times in the face” then you’ll be bewildered by LKY’s maniacal portrayal of an avenger. There’s no element of courtesy such as giving mercy to an injure enemy fleeing for his life.

Judging by this take on the finale alone, it’s easy to see how Chang would have upped the ante….IMMENSELY. We would have seen more biting of limbs (whether they would have been ripped off and then eaten is open to thought), flesh being ripped apart, veins being ripped out with blood squirting everywhere like a garden sprinkler (and perhaps with Ah Chi sucking them as if they were beverage straws) and more limbs being dislocated beyond farcical proportions that you can’t help but wince than laugh.

In Chang’s hands, the violence in this would have been enough to rival the Italian horror flicks of the period (i.e. the cannibal/zombie stuff/fluff) as well as Evil Dead (which began production in the same year Thundering Mantis was made – 1979). With the HK film industry, at this point in time, naïvely eager to win approval of the international market, perhaps this should have been co-directed by an Italian horror maestro to add another layer of violence and gritty realism.

Under that alternative scenario, the British Board of Film Classification would have banned the film under its ‘video nasty’ list due to possibly instigating a series of events where martial artists with vendettas go around chomping on people.

Continuing on that angle, the violence would have been not only enough to make it ‘The Story of Rikki’ of its day (making Five Element Ninjas seem like a joke), not only enough to be banned from most Asian territories (effectively making it, alongside Shogun Assassin, one of the premier video nasties to come from Asia) but it would have been enough to get Chang Cheh fired from Shaw Brothers and possibly blacklisted from every single Hong Kong film studio going.

The previous suggestion may seem far-fetched but bear in mind that as his films became more violent, they played less well to Hong Kong audiences who preferred more cheerful fare. Even Sammo and Jackie have noted that it’s very easy to get blacklisted in Hong Kong as John Woo and Conan Lee have learned the hard way.

Think about it, the sheer controversy of making what would be a typical run-of-the-mill Kung Fu pic into something that resembled a Western horror/exploitation movie whilst alienating audiences, studio heads and critics in the process (ala John Carpenter’s The Thing) would be enough to kill off the career of any Hong Kong movie director.

If anything, Chang would have probably had to relocate to Japan – a country where overly violent films have often made big bucks (even if they flopped or performed moderately elsewhere) e.g. Commando, The Killer, The Thing and Cannibal Holocaust (the latter which became one of the top ten highest grossing films in Japan).

Now, whether Thundering Mantis would have equaled or surpassed Cannibal Holocaust as the most banned film in the world is another question entirely.

In a time when seemingly every famous horror movie is getting revamped, I think Thundering Mantis would make for a delightful remake. I can imagine only Quentin Tarantino or even Bey Logan greenlighting such a possibility. If I was in a position to remake this film, the film wouldn’t fall under the Mandarin Wuxia category. It would be a film where the comedy is mostly subtle with a strong emphasis on the bonding between the protagonist and various characters so that the conclusive descent into madness is made all the more shocking.

The remake should concentrate on ground-based fighting with no wires or CGI. The visual style would be realistic so that it doesn’t feel like you’re watching a movie or a cartoon like a lot of recent Hong Kong films. The acting style would be more Western in flavor with very few melodramatic moments. The structure of the film would be different in that the ending is extended so that the hero goes a rampage where he kills people he deems as callous.

It then becomes something of a slasher narrative or a monster movie with a twist.

The denouement to this film recalls The Victim (Beardy going bonkers) except without the fantastic choreography, camerawork, editing and adept usage of camera speed. Which is a shame since while the action by Robert Tai is very good, it doesn’t hit the same emotional notes as Sammo’s groundbreaking masterpiece. But then again not many people have that same visual and visceral flair for action the way Sammo has.

To clarify more on this, Sammo’s mastery of filming action works not only on an aesthetic level but one that contains just as much emotional power. The way je tends to have that particular grasp of maintaining characterization and perhaps taking it to the next level within the context of an action sequence. Sammo was always perceptive enough to advance a film’s plot through one of his trademark action set-pieces.

His sense of narrative economy is unrivaled; along with his ability to utilize editing and hard-hitting choreography to craft often brutal (yet somehow beautiful) fights. In the realm of fight movies, Sammo is the master of drama, tragedy and memorably brutal action. When someone gets hit in a Sammo movie, you feel it! Unlike most movies of this ilk (not just old school) where power is implied rather than truly felt.

That’s why it’s kind of a missed opportunity that Sammo wasn’t able to work on the movie and explore the psychological hell-hole Ah Chi has fallen into. The trauma, the mania…Sammo would undoubtedly have upped the vehement build-up, overall momentum and emotional power.

Don’t get me wrong, Robert and Leung do make sure they emphasize this competently rather than simply have Leung act crazy during the less active moments; but there’s just this feeling I get that Sammo would have explored more fully the morbid abyss that Ah Chi has sunk to and it would have left one hell of an impression on the viewer (people who’ve seen The Victim will testify to this).

With someone like Ringo Lam as director, you can just imagine how nihilistic the tone of the film would have been.

God knows what would have happened if we had Sammo AND Cheh working on this film!!!

Either way, the action would have been cannibalistic and ballistic in equal measures.

To end this review on a more happier note, there are some positive things to be said…

Regardless of how tame and anemic the film may be for Chang Cheh’s standards, Ah Chi still manages to pull of several things which makes Hannibal Lecter’s attempts at cannibalism look like fancy-pansy tea parties.

The inclusion of the child actor, Wong Yat Lung, makes this film discernible during a time when hundreds of Kung Fu comedies were being produced in Hong Kong and Taiwan. Some of the gymnastic feats Wong does (as can be seen in the opening sequence for instance) is on par with that of Yuen Biao and Yuen Wah.

The acting is generally of a decent quality with memorable moments coming mainly from LKY and Eddie Ko as the dynamically propositioned protagonist and antagonist. Eddie, in particular, succeeds in coming off as a bastard you just wanna leap onto the screen and smack in the face – he’s that evil!

Ma Chin Ku and Chin Yuet Sang aren’t far behind as they lend their amiable qualities to their opposing roles. Though, truth be told, it’s the principal protagonist and antagonist who steal the thunder. If a Western horror movie director had been behind the camera, we would have been subjected to more characterization so that the violence has more of an impact.

Leung shows an admirably keen flair for comic timing and he reminds me a lot of Jackie, not just because he does Kung Fu and is humorous but his mannerisms and the way he goes about his performance tells me that the script must have been originally written for Jackie like another would-be Chan movie, Dragon’s Claws (which was originally written with Chan in mind). Fearless Hyena, as it were, would end up being a film dealing with Thundering Mantis’ theme of a mental approach to fighting.

Just like in Sleeping Fist (which had Simon Yuen Siu Tien), the chemistry being Leung and Wong is heart-felt and displays a level of sincerity which simply can’t be forced (the sort of synergy that can’t be mechanically contrived in a big budget Disney movie).

There’s some nice appearances from notable Kung Fu regulars such as Lee Kwan (who appeared in Bruce Lee’s Lo Wei movies and Jackie Chan’s Fearless Hyena) and Fang Mien (the venerable and honorable Kung Fu master in Wang Yu’s Chinese Boxer).

The English dubbing is the most hilarious I’ve ever heard for ANY foreign film. It had me in stitches!

If the ending makes you depressed about Ah Chi forever staying that way then just bear in mind this: his other master and said master’s daughter are bound to find out about his whereabouts given the fact that they too are aware of the villain’s existence and it’s suggested in the film that the bond between Ah Chi and the old man’s daughter is deep enough for her to wanna find Ah Chi and bring him back to his old self.

The director, Teddy Yip Wing-Cho, had directed Sleeping Fist. He had also directed a triumvirate of Kung Fu films featuring the police instructor Larry Lee – The Chinese Tiger, The Thunder Kick and Bloody Ring (where Sammo was the fight choreographer).

Teddy has long been an accomplice of Sammo in the film industry. Teddy was the planner for Close Encounters of the Spooky Kind, Pantyhose Hero, License to Steal, Blade of Fury and Don’t Give A Damn. He was the producer for Gambling Ghost and was the production manager for Slickers vs. Killers.

Teddy is an actor too and he is the fat gormless-looking guy with mustache we can see in My Lucky Stars and Close Encounters of the Spooky Kind 2. Sammo was incontestably no stranger to independent films so it’s a pity Teddy didn’t think of hiring Sammo to lend more gravitas to the fighting.

Thundering Mantis may not be a classic in the general sense of the word (not because it’s a martial arts film as these genre of films can contain classic and masterpieces on occasions) but it’s unequivocally a cult classic!

* I first read about Thundering Mantis in my local library when I was living in my former hometown Keighley (in the county of West Yorkshire in England). I read about it in a film review book that had equal amounts of reviews for American and Chinese productions.

Joseph Kuby’s Rating: 7.5/10

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Last Blood, The | aka Hard Boiled II (1991) Review

"The Last Blood" Chinese Theatrical Poster

“The Last Blood” Chinese Theatrical Poster

AKA: 12 Hours of Terror
Director: Wong Jing
Cast: Alan Tam, Andy Lau, Eric Tsang, Leung Kar Yan, May Lo, Jackson Lau, Nat Chan Pak Cheung
Running Time: 89 min.

By HKFanatic

When I told Mighty Peking Man I’d watched this film, he recalled how back in the early 90’s “The Last Blood” was frequently marketed as “Hard Boiled II” by shady video distributors. Considering that “The Last Blood” was directed by Wong Jing, the notorious shlockmaster of Hong Kong who never saw a trend he couldn’t exploit, I’m not surprised. The ending does unfold in a hospital so I suppose there is at least some basis for a company to try to cash-in on the popularity of “Hard Boiled,” but this movie wrapped filming a full two years before John Woo’s classic hit theaters. The funny thing is, “The Last Blood” is actually pretty damn good. Hey, if you make as many bad movies as Wong Jing, you’re bound to accidentally direct a decent one along the way.

The premise is thus: a Japanese terrorist group known as The Red Army want Buddhist leader Daki Lama dead at any cost. The Lama is currently on his way to Singapore to speak to world leaders about the suffering in his home country and the only one who can keep him safe is the top cop on the case, played by Alan Tam. He is aided by his partner, Shaw Brothers and Golden Harvest veteran Leung Kar-Yan. Since this is a Wong Jing film, you can expect plenty of out-of-place humor and general poor taste crammed into what is a decent thriller plot. Be prepared to cringe at jokes about AIDs, an extended scene devoted to Andy Lau going to the bathroom, and children and the handicap serving as cannon fodder for our evil Japanese bad guys.

Even with questionable talent behind the camera, the film has a solid lead in Alan Tam (“Armour of God”), who delivers a charismatic performance. He plays the kind of unflappable detective who can get himself out of any situation based solely on his wits and his skill with a gun. Tam looks pretty dapper too, dressed in a suit coat with thick glasses and his hair slicked back. He handles himself well during the film’s many bloody shootouts, enough so that I wish this guy had a wider filmography. He was made for the heroic bloodshed genre.

Also starring in “The Last Blood” are Andy Lau and Eric Tsang. This is not their finest hour. Andy Lau plays a low-level Triad member whose girlfriend is caught in the crossfire during an assassination attempt on the Daki Lama’s life. If she doesn’t get a blood transfusion within eleven hours, she’s history. Only problem is, the Lama has the same blood type – and there aren’t many donors to go around. Andy Lau decides to take matters into his own hands by grabbing a cop’s gun and hitting the road to look for Eric Tsang, one of the available donors. Still early in his career, it feels like Andy Lau is acting out in front of the camera rather than acting. His character constantly intrudes into police affairs when his girlfriend would be much safer if he minded his own business. He’s a difficult protagonist to root for.

Eric Tsang is playing almost the same exact role he did a year before in 1990’s “Curry and Pepper”: a street peddler who spouts off the occasional line of English dialogue. He’s not too keen on giving up his precious fluids but he’ll do it if the price is right. Unfortunately, the bad guys are willing to kill anybody as long as it means the Lama perishes too. Andy Lau’s gonna have one hell of a night trying to get Tsang back to the hospital in one piece. The two of them spend the next 11 hours hunted by Chin Ho (Sammo Hung’s “Ghost Punting”) and Jackson Lau (“Police Story 4: First Strike“), two ferocious villains with an almost Terminator-like resistance to being killed.

The secret to this film’s success is action director Blackie Ko. Ko was a Taiwense actor, director, and action choreographer who tragically died of blood poisoning, way too young at the age of 49. Before his untimely passing, he directed the action and stunts on many Hong Kong classics such as “In the Line of Duty,” “Yes, Madam,” and “The Legend of Wisely.” “The Last Blood” features some of his finest work, even if he was merely trying to out-Woo John Woo: motorcycle drivers soar through the air; Alan Tam crashes through three windows in a row; the bad guys blow up hospital corridors with a grenade launcher.

During one sequence, our heroes are careening around street corners in a car while being chased by at least twenty motorbikers who are all armed with submachine guns. Their vehicle goes underneath a semi-truck and the entire roof is ripped off. The top of their car now gone, Andy Lau tries to drive while Alan Tam shoots at the cyclists, some of whom go flying off the road and into a nearby body of water. The kind of mayhem Blackie Ko managed to dream up was truly spectacular.

“The Last Blood” is not a ‘great’ film in the traditional sense but for anyone who looks back fondly at the late 80’s, early 90’s heyday of Hong Kong action cinema, it is definitely one to watch. Wong Jing’s ill-advised humor gets in the way, the supporting characters grate at times, and there may be a slow patch or two, but when Jing shuts up and lets Blackie Ko take the reigns, the movie kicks into overdrive and delivers in a big way. This is action movie junkfood of the highest caliber.

HKFanatic’s Rating: 7/10

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Deep Gold Blu-ray & DVD (Bigfoot Entertainment)

Deep Gold Blu-ray & DVD (Bigfoot Entertainment)

Deep Gold Blu-ray & DVD (Bigfoot Entertainment)

RELEASE DATE: October 8, 2011

Filipino pride! Michael Gleissner’s Deep Gold, which was released theatrically in 3D, is a 2011 action flick that was shot entirely in and around the exotic islands of Cebu and Palawan in the Philippines. Supposedly, the movie was praised for its originality and breathtaking action sequences. Starring Bebe Pham, Jaymee Ong (Gen-X Cops), Laury Prudent and Kersten Hui. Check out the trailer.

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One-Armed Swordsmen DVD (First Look Pictures)

One-Armed Swordsmen (DVD artwork shown is from a prior release)

One-Armed Swordsmen (DVD artwork shown is from a prior release)

RELEASE DATE: December 13, 2011

Not to be confused with One-Armed Swordsman, 1976’s One-Armed Swordsmen – which has been OOP on DVD for a long time – is an unofficial part of the series; however, it does star Jimmy Wang Yu and David Chiang, the two leads of the official Shaw Brothers One-Armed Swordsman classics. Think of this oddity in the same vein as Never Say Never Again (unofficial Bond movie starring Sean Connery as 007).

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Enter the Ninja DVD (MGM)

"Enter the Ninja" American Theatrical Poster

"Enter the Ninja" American Theatrical Poster

RELEASE DATE: October 18, 2011

Directed by Menahem Golan (Delta Force), 1981’s Enter the Ninja was one of the first U.S. films to explore the “ninja assassin.” Starring Franco Nero (Django), Susan George (Straw Dogs) and Sho Kosugi (Revenge of the Ninja). Enter the Ninja was followed by two unrelated sequels, Revenge of the Ninja and Ninja III: The Domination. Check out the trailer.

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Man from Hong Kong, The | aka The Dragon Flies (1975) Review

"The Man from Hong Kong" International Theatrical Poster

“The Man from Hong Kong” International Theatrical Poster

Director: Brian Trenchard-Smith
Cast: Jimmy Wang Yu, George Lazenby, Rosalind Speirs, Frank Thring, Hugh Keays-Byrne, Roger Ward, Sammo Hung, Rebecca Gilling, Grant Page, Bill Hunter, Lam Ching Ying, Yuen Biao, Corey Yuen, To Wai Wo
Running Time: 111 min.

By Jeff Bona

When a Chinese drug courier named Win Chan (Sammo Hung) is arrested in Australia, local police officials enlist the help of Hong Kong Special Agent Fang Sing Leng (Jimmy Wang Yu) to interrogate their captive. It’s soon established that Win Chan’s connection is a powerful Australian gangster named Jack Wilton (George Lazenby), who uses his legitimate import/export business as a front for his illegal drug network.

Unbeknownst to Australian officials, Agent Fang takes matters into his own hands and begins to infiltrate Jack Wilton’s organization. Despite Agent Fang being a master of weaponry and martial arts, he discovers that his secret mission is a lot deadlier than he ever imagined.

Directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith (BMX Bandits), The Man from Hong Kong was not only the first Australian/Hong Kong co-production, it was also the first Australian martial arts movie ever made. In addition, it’s the only English-language film of Jimmy Wang Yu’s career (in the final product, Wang Yu’s dialogue was voice-overed by the late Roy Chiao, who is mostly known for playing Lao Che in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom).

Brian Trenchard-Smith describes his movie as “James Bond Spoofery,” but I say it’s more of a homage. When I think of a James Bond spoof, I think Get Smart or even Austin Powers. It’s not like we have Wang Yu’s character speaking through a shoe phone or fighting a villain named Goldpinky. If The Man from Hong Kong a 007 spoof, then Enter the Dragon might as well be one too. The bottom line is both movies are heavily influenced by Bond films, but they’re far from being spoofs or parodies.

With that said, The Man from Hong Kong has everything you would expect out of a “007” flick:

Beautiful Women: Wang Yu makes love to the ladies and uses them as tools, so he can accomplish his objectives much easier.

Extended Car Chases and Explosions: Even before George Miller’s Mad Max films, Brian Trenchard-Smith (along with Grant Page, one of Australia’s top stuntmen) were already experimenting with high octane chase sequences with no or very little regard for safety. There’s a vehicle explosion in the movie that looks like it came out of a Michael Bay flick (i.e. debris and mechanical chunks flying right towards the camera); the main difference is Brian’s film is the real deal, especially since computerized effects didn’t exist in 1975.

Gadgets: One of the very few films to really make use of the hang glider. Sure, it’s no Aston Martin with ejector seats; but for the time, the device was hip, cutting edge and extreme.

Catchy Theme Song: English pop band Jigsaw composed a Bond-esque track called “Sky High,” which was more popular than the movie itself. It became a world-wide hit in 1975, reaching #3 on the U.S. Billboard Chart and #9 in the U.K. Singles Chart. Two years later the song gained even more success in Japan, selling over 570,000 copies; it’s no wonder why the song was prominently featured in 2000’s Japanese/Korean film Asako in Ruby Shoes.

The Presence of a former Bond: In 1973, George Lazenby signed a three picture deal with Golden Harvest. Starting with Game of Death, the films were intended to team Lazenby up with Bruce Lee, but due to Bruce’s sudden death, the three movies eventually became The Shrine of Ultimate Bliss, A Queen’s Ransom and the title you’re currently reading about.

Jimmy Wang Yu (One-Armed Swordsman) – who usually gets a bad wrap for being overly cocky, both onscreen and off – is often looked down upon for not having any visually impressive martial arts abilities. In the 2008 documentary Not Quite Hollywood: The Wild, Untold Story of Ozploitation!, cast and crew from The Man from Hong Kong expressed negativity towards working with Wang Yu:

“Jimmy was just horrible” – Hal McElory, Assistant Director
“One of two worst people I’ve ever worked with in my life” – David Hannay, Producer
“He basically had no respect for anybody” – George Lazenby, Co-star

Apparently, Wang Yu tried to take complete control over the production, which caused heated arguments between him and director Brian Trenchard-Smith. In fact, Brian has a cameo in one of the film’s key fight scenes – a duel between him and Wang Yu – which takes place on top of a moving elevator. In the scene, many of Wang Yu’s punches aimed at Brian were supposedly real, which is the result of Wang Yu not getting his way.

Wang Yu may have been difficult, but it’s evident that he put his heart an soul into the project. There were many instances where I was trying to find a stunt double, only to realize it was Wang Yu himself sacrificing his safety. Wang Yu isn’t dumb. He knew this was a big budget motion picture that had the potential to make him an international action star, so he wanted to make sure the public noticed what he was capable of. After all, Bruce’s death was still fresh and everyone – including Wang Yu – wanted to grab his torch.

If you’re a fan of the Mad Max series, you’ll appreciate co-stars Hugh Keays-Byrne (Toecutter from Mad Max), Roger Ward (Fifi from Mad Max) and Frank Thring (The Collector from Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome). The fast, witty dialogue between Hugh Keays-Byrne, Roger Ward and Wang Yu are some of the film’s finest moments. It’s funny to see Hugh Keays-Byrne so animated and alive, as opposed to his wooden “Mad Max” character. Roger Ward looks like a completely different person, probably due to the fact that he has a head of hair (he’s the bald, Mr. Clean-looking guy in Max Max).

In addition to his cameo as Win Chan, Sammo Hung serves as fight director. Sammo’s martial arts choreography is a mixed bag – some of it is smooth, some of it is brutal and some of it is lacking any type of excitement or energy. As a whole, there’s really no room to complain, especially during the savage match between Wang Yu and Lazenby. What happens to poor Lazenby definitely never happened to the other fella…

The Man from Hong Kong is a blast. In many ways, it’s an easy film to make fun of because of its 1970’s cheese factor and corny one-liners; at the same time, you can’t deny that its action sequences are breathtaking and light years ahead of their time.

Highly recommended.

Jeff Bona‘s Rating: 8/10

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Prachya Pinkaew readies ‘The Kick’ with ‘Chocolate’ star JeeJa Yanin

You might want to think twice before you ask to date someone in this family

The trailer for the new film from “Ong Bak” director Prachya Pinkaew, the Thai martial arts film “The Kick,” should arrive any day now. In the meantime, Twitch Film has a look at the poster art and some new promotional photos.

“The Kick” follows a Korean family of Tae Kwon Do experts who run a martial arts gym in Bangkok, Thailand and encounter all sorts of trouble with some treasure robbers. “Chocolate” star JeeJa Yanin has a supporting role in the movie as well. Fans of Thai action movies are greatly anticipating what should be a fun, ass-kicking flick! “The Kick” opens in Korea on November 3rd.

UPDATE: The teaser trailer is online now but, be advised, it’s the very definition of a “teaser.” The trailer doesn’t seem to show any actual footage from the film itself, merely a demo of the actor’s martial arts abilities against a black backdrop.

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City of God aka Cidade de Deus Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

City of God aka Cidade de Deus Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

City of God aka Cidade de Deus Blu-ray (Lionsgate)

RELEASE DATE: December 13, 2011

The gangster classic has arrived on Blu-ray! Celebrated with worldwide acclaim, this powerful story of crime and redemption has won numerous prestigious awards around the globe! Directed by Fernando Meirelles and Katia Lund, and starring Alexandre Rodrigues, Matheus Nachtergaele, Leandro Firmino, Douglas Silva and Alice Braga.

I think it’s time for you to watch the trailer once again.

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Champions aka Duo Biao (Lionsgate)

Champions aka Duo Biao (Lionsgate)

Champions aka Duo Biao (Lionsgate)

RELEASE DATE: December 13, 2011

Lionsgate is releasing Tsui Siu Ming’s (Bury Me High) 2008 action film Champions, which is about an underdog wushu athlete (Dicky Cheung) whose dream is to represent China in a martial arts performance at the Olympic Games so as to win the heart of a national sprinter, the girl he’s in love with. Also starring Xie Miao, Priscilla Wong Chui-Yu, Debbie Goh, Yu Rong-Guang, Xu Xiangdong and Li Hui.

Check out the trailer.

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